Everest College Commercial - Hood Variant
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- čas přidán 14. 02. 2010
- Everest College Commercial Parody - a skit of the ever popular, often irritating Everest College commercials and their beloved spokesman... West Coast style.
Starring: Gerald "Slink" Johnson - Twitter: @slinkjohnson, Instagram: @slinkjohnson, Facebook: Slink Johnson
Written & Directed by: Van Elder - Twitter: @van_elder, Instagram: @van_elder, Facebook: Van Elder - Komedie
"Get your bachelors degree in 3 months"
Seems legit.
candiigurl7893 CLEP and DANTES tests + JFK
Lmao. That bit got me too............
But if your money right nigga? 🧐👌
He said Bastards Degree
I'm in!!!!🤣
Aspire to make minimum wage
"Nigga...you mean paralegal?" Lmfaoooo 😂
ShanteRoxxane that was the FUNNNNNIEST PART KMSL
*Junior lawyer
What do you call them junior lawyers? It starts with a 'Q'.
calm down he went further and education didn't 98% of you guys, then right now🤣🤣
😅😆😂😅😂😂😂
I was actually working for Everest at this location around the time this video was shot. This man is not exaggerating and could basically be an admissions counselor.
Good ol 2007
Y'all trash ASF no wonder they close y'all down
Dont trust them smartass community college foos
Oh shit 😭
@@marqueltramel1189 they had hella bad bitches
13 years later…shit still funny as hell😂😂😂
It's still a classic lol
I’m dead
When he said “you too, can aspire to make minimum wage” 💀💀💀😆🤣😂😭😭😭
I fucked died when he said that.
Minimum wage is 8 dollars now was 5-6 then
Shout out from the land!
Its funny because its true
gonna enroll today fo sho. *whips out EBT card*
Lamar from GTA 5 out here wildin’😂
welp look who it is FKN DEADPOOL
I Knew I Wasn't The Only Nigga Think That Sound Like LD
Yoooo 😂😂 Underrated Comment!
Ryan Reynolds Ong
Ryan Reynolds no BULLSHIT 😂😂😂
"Look at you, man. I see you sittin' on the couch with that yee yee as haircut..."
Would have been gold if he threw a line from gta in there but it came out 3 years after this video was published
Niiiiigggggaaaa!!!!
"I'm studying gy-no-con-ology," LOL!
raul castillo Listen again
@@happyfase WORD?!
"Everest College is accredited by the West Coast Commision of Non-Acredited schools..." Bruhh 😂💀
Dead
Throw dem bows...😂
The finger snap 😂
He's not even lying
@@poncethegayboi @0:22😂
It took 8 years for this to make my recommendations?!
BIGGSHAUN Faaaaaaaaaaaaacts
I have no idea why they waited until today to show me my favorite CZcams video.
Lol I was thinking the same shit!
Almost 9
Yea, I'm pretty fing angry about this shit!!
The producers of that Everest College commercial probably had no idea how impactful it would be 😂
The 1.9 k dislikes are all former Everest students and employees.
If this was the actual ad literally so many more people would go
They shoulda shown this on Community
Quibble FACTS
Motivational shit right here ☝😂
Its the truth tho
if this was really the add of the college no one would go , it will make the college look very unprofessional
Lmao for real
Everest college is accredited through the west coast commission of non-accredited schools..
Yunus Ibrahim not any god damn more nigga
AbsoFUCKINGlutely hilarious! !!
+Horatio Montague LIES!!! the school has been shut down due that it was a big SCAM! now all of their students have a big debt with their loans....
+Victor Valenzuela
And you must have graduated from there!! Dude RE-READ what he said and this time take your meds before you do!!
I fucking lost it when he said that lmao and "get your bachelors degree in 3 months" omg my sides!
Years later and this is still one of the funniest videos on CZcams ever.
*Skeeted her up all over her face*
Im dead, I know this is a joke but there are actually people out here acting like this 😂😂
Most 2000s phrase ever lmao.
Fucking lost it at Felicia Keys!
Thank you bruh I was 💀 💀 💀 when he did that part, I knew a guy who act just like that in real life
I thought the regular version was the hood version
yeah but its for them uppity hood niggas hahaaaa xd
facts
Lmaoo
Lmao for real me too
Yeah they aimed those commercials at black people
"You too can aspire to make minimum wage, pimpin."
Best pitch ever
I was about to comment this gem
All you do is smoke streebo all day
This was low key not too far off from how these ads use to be back in the day. They would basically degrade you and say you don’t have shit better to do. 😂
Still laughing my azz off in 2022 on this. Jr Lawyer 🤣🤣🤣
*Criminology, plumbing, dope chopping, dope cooking, weed transportin* 😂
Aka. con college.
Even if you want to go to the other side of the law, Everest has you covered.
If it wasnt for this school, who would keep those lawyers judges and cops employed. They're doing the community a service.
@@oxymoron296 👍
He forgot the course in weed smoking.
When he spoke spanish lol
Yeehaw
😭😂😥
Lmfaoo
In Spanish he said, my name is donkey dick and I have the biggest dick of all
@@awesomeirlable LMFAO ✋😂
_Everest is accredited by the West Coast Commission of Non-Accredited Schools_
Course: Roastology 101
Instructor: Davis, L.
Class Schedule: MWF, 9:00 - 10:30
He also teaches advanced roastology 202 ; for the advanced pimp game. 😂😂😂 lol.
Oh damn, a morning class. Tough, but definitely worth it.
900 - 1030 at night. BYOB (and the b can be your choosing blunt, booze, broads)
"Ni**a, you mean paralegal" (hits a blunt) -- Smart Ass Community College Ni**a
Good job parrot, glad to see your eyeballs work
That shit killed me. LMAO.
Mike August ahaha he got in yo shit nigguhhhh
My dawg Lamar from Los Santos😂😭
Hell yeah just notice after you pointed it out!!!lol 🤣
Is that actually his voice actor? It sounds like him.
Kaykiller 360 YESSSS LAMAAAR DAVISSSS
Kaykiller 360 YESSSS LAMAAAR DAVISSSS
this is before gta v
Well at least it looks like he picked up some Spanish at Everest...
Thats from living in LA County
The Unfadeable for real 😂😂
Never be surprised when a California boy busts out the Spanish bro
Right? Pronunciation on point 👌🏽
LOL 😂
Busted down snow bunnies lmafo
“And check this out they all got low self esteem”😭😭😭😭🤦🏽♀️😂
Ruby Ruu you got likes thought I'd tell you
Ruby Ruu 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Omfg that had me dead
We got busted down snowbunnies, we got... 🤣👏
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Accredited by the west coast commission of non accredited schools 😂😂😂
This got me 🤣🤣🤣
Still the funniest, most diverse comedic Everest college parody ever! 🎯😂
Thanks for helping me remember those earlier more “innocent” yrs when I hadn’t lost so much and the world wasn’t upside down. For a moment I was just bent over laughing endlessly.
Best feeling.
I come back to this at least twice a year. A real classic.
Same lmao!!!
I just realized that this was made in 2010 damnnn. He was ahead of his time.
2010 was 9 years ago what the fuck
Same
Chapelle show came out in 04 lol what
OP 8Z well doing skits on CZcams and things of that nature
@@matthewklahn7523 you never know he could be the sweetest peach on the tree
“Felicia Keys” 😆😆😆
Felatio Keys
I need a POKEBALL TO KEEP HER SAFE
😂🤣😂
ya boi fucked that bitch, niqqa
Skeeter her up all over her face
“Accredited by the West coast commission of non accredited schools”🤣
"THOW DEM BOWS" 😂😂
“You too can aspire to make minimum wage” 😂😂
Wicked_5.0h you got likes thought I'd tell you
Organic Pee your reply didn’t get like my nigga
2- years and working at Kroger in no time
Those colleges never you got a job and you ended up at McDonald’s or taco bell 😂
I can't believe he shot this in front of their building... ..🤦♂️.
Lmaooo everything about this is gold
Looks like their building in Gardena CA
People do dumb shit in Walmart for delusional fame
Why what u mean
I can’t believe it’s not butter
This skit's completely overshadowed the original ad lol
I showed this video to a male friend of mine with low self esteem who graduated from everest years ago 😂😂😂😂and this shit still funny. I believe he met one of his baby mama's there, probably found out on Murray he was the pappy 😅.
For anyone that doesnt realize this yet... This guy is also the guy who voiced Lamar, in GTA 5... Just as funny.
The First I’m sure you didn’t have to tell anyone that lol
He’s more than Lamar lol he was also black Jesus. Slink funny as fuck man
Ikr I recognized it immediately
Thank you! I couldn’t figure it out😂
No way hahahaha cool fun fact
Bachelors in 3 months lol
Get that minimum wage!
If you're really 'bout yo paper
😂😂
People have claimed to graduate from WGU in a month with a bachelors. 😂
Real shit?
I've watched this video countless times over the years. It is arguably the best video on CZcams. Every second is hilarious.
genuinely a video so funny that i have to pause and catch my breath sometimes. "yes ladies i *specialize* in ovarian observations. and ya boy does free pap smears and mamograms the 1st and 15th" 💀💀💀
It’s 2024 and this shit is still hilarious 😂
"...and they all got low self esteem." lmao
Max Watson What does that mean? I don't get it
@@iktheboy7594 u ain't got to do much to penetrate
thats TRUE SOME GIRL TOLD ME ALL GIRLS HAVE LOW SELF ESTEEM
women with low self esteem seek validation in irresponsible ways lol
Basically that the type of girls that would attend this school already feel defeated in life therefore it's easy to trick them into having sex with you
Took 9 yrs for CZcams algorithm to notice that I need this in my life lol
Alfa Romeo Black Jesus slink Johnson
Same
You havent been on youtube for 9 years.
@@YasilTorvanna Except I was thinking the same thing regardless of who already said it.
This comment seems a bit fruity in my opinion
West Coast Commission of Non-Accredited Schools. 😂
Damn you CZcams, don't you dare hide this gold from me ever again!
This stuff is Chappelle good.
@StayAwake _ ummm when?
What the fuck ever
No it's not. It's nigga funny. This isn't smart, it's just dumb stereotypes. Chappelle subverted that stuff.
I just said that lol
@@manuginobilisbaldspot424 you mean to tell me Ashley Larry is highbrow humor
If this ad was real, it would be revolutionary now.
Or lawsuit lol
lockhamj Probably get dismissed as libel/slander (regarding incorrect statements) requires the intent to deceive and for the deception to be believable to a rational individual. If you’re referring to the potential welfare fraud (misuse of food stamp/ EBT), well yeah the gov both state and federal would be pissed and likely issue fines/indictments.
wait it isn't real?
nah
I was broke at 21 waiting to get evicted from my apartment and still had basic cable. Everest commercial came on every commercial break. Its real
Major in Dope Chopping, minor in Plumbing
He is the professor of roastology
Gynecolgia: the art of ovarian observations.
EVEREST NIGGA!!!
We still here in 2021 😂😂😂😂
10 years later and that chuckle still gets me!
So it only took 9 years for this to pop up in my recommendations 🤔
Just A Trucker I know right?
Bruuuh too real
And no time for you to repeat a top 2018 comment in 2019.
Me too
That what im saying
Who else just seeing this in 2019.😂😂😂
Me. 9 years late
"Up your pimp game 2000%" lmaooo fucking done for the day 😂😂😂
"Felicia Keys"...bruh, Slink is a damn fool
"You don't take care of your keeeds."
+ClassicCinemaMC Hahaha
ClassicCinemaMC Yo keeeds*
ClassicCinemaMC 😂
How do I reach these KEEEEDS!?
Dem keeeds tho 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Goodbye ITT, hello Everest
Where I live, Their was a Everest college before. But they are no longer there anymore. :(
Lol😂😂😂😂😆🤣
Fuck ITT nigga, I'm down with Everest nigga
White people know Devry is where that shits at!
Coyote Rx and the churches too! #EVERESTCLASSOF93
And the best part is, watching this whole video counts as one course towards your graduation next week!
I love this man 😂
I lost my shit at Felicia Keyes
thepoppabear yes!! Rofl!
That shit had me cracked up too 😂
I have been sitting on my mama sofa for 9 years. Could have been a Junior Lawyer
chago 😭
You could be making mininum wage.
666 like ^^
This is lamar from gta 5. I can't believe no one figured that out yet.
Idk anyone that didn’t know Slink before GTA 5, maybe someone born in the 2000s makes sense, but this came out before GTA 5.
Was looking for this
In 2022 this is STILL the best 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The whole time I just pictured him telling this to Franklin
SAME
SAME!!!
Franklin the Turtle?
Bachelors degree in 3 months 😂 I'm dead
This never gets old.
Accredited by the west coast commission of non accredited schools!! 🤣🤣🤣😭😭
This shit still crack me up after all this years
I've LITERALLY never scene this til now ☝😂
Time to look at it again
I know right me and my friends saw it in 2015. Rolling laughing
Every single time "Ol smart ass community college dude (not what he actually said" like that kills me every time
"throw e them 'bows" 😂
"Nigga, you mean paralegal?"
Why did this take 9 years to reach my recommendations?😂😂
Because the truth is always the last thing you here in today's society.
Facts 🤣🤣
I remember this add on tv every cermercial nreak
Holy shit, it’s Lamar from GTA V
Is this a fucking crossover episode?!?!
Ma'Boy Vitruvian
He's even better as Black Jesus
Yes bro, slink Johnson don’t tell me u barely found out who it is 😬
HEY YO, LAMAR DAVIS IS THAT YOU?!?!?
I got my degree from that dude for a bag of weed. Thank you Everest!
Oh , so they do accept payment in Bud! Good shit!
Always gotta come back to this from time to time 😂
This was one of the first CZcams videos I ever watched.
I'm glad I found it again
You to can aspire to make minimum wage one day. Lmao
looks like someone took their English course.
+thunderson660 Boom.
Young money!!
😂😅🤣
Andrew Taylor 😯😂
He said "you too can aspire to make minimum wage ". 💀💀💀
"You too can aspire to make minimun wage"
I laughed so damn hard when he made the everest reference joke in Space Jam: A New Legacy. Snuck that right in there for the parents watching.
I wish Lamar was a bigger character in GTA V :(
on the real
+Jacquobite He is in GTA Online... Somewhat
+Jacquobite Daaamnnn didn't realize that was Lamar!
yooooo this is him!!!??
Jacquobite he was a big character in GTA online.
*Felicia Keys*
I can’t believe I’m seeing this for the first time and the video’s been out for almost 10 years this is amazing 😂
Lmaoooo yoooooo I’m so high I was 38 seconds in before I knew this was “da hood version”!😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 deaddddddddd look hea 💀💀💀
"WIC, EBT, FOOD STAMPS..." 😩😂 I'm done with him. And good job YT for recommending this 9 years later😒...lol
Ikr. Same here.
What's WIC or EBT? Not from the US
@@p_roduct9211 EBT card is kinda like food stamps I think
@@p_roduct9211 WIC is something poor women get when the have babies for food. EBT is money anybody can get if they're poor enough and it's for food.
@@p_roduct9211 WIC and EBT are ways that the government helps people in need pay for food and supplies for their families.
Just realized this is Black Jesus and Lamar from GTA V 😂😂😂
Bruh. They some damned fools. 😅
😄🙏💯!!
This is years before either of those 2 thats crazy
Slink is wild af for this 🤣🤣🤣
Bro said Fifi the one that stay on 59th 😂😂😂
RIP Everest College LOL. 04/27/15
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL EVEREST we will never forget you.
This video Is 5 years old nigga
Mario Lopez I'm in Texas and there's still Everest Colleges here
I'm guessing Everest got bankrupt?
Orga Itsuka scams
this motivated me to go back to college
Yeah it kinda did for me too lol
Let's get that degree boys
Sure did!!! 😜😜😜😇😇
I didn't get this in my recommended. I searched for this. Classic shit.
I just realized this guy was the dude that voiced Lamarr in GTA V. And I remember watching this back in the day.
Busted down snow bunnies you say.... Sign me up
i read that with a mac miller voice singing
JUlCEMANE 😂😂
JUlCEMANE *Bust it down snow bunnies
JUlCEMANE that PFP makes the comment more hilarious
Up my pimp game %2000 nigguh
Lol Felicia keys shkeeted her up💨
This is old as hell but still fresh😂
U Finee as hell
@@Fatalflawtv word
It’s timeless
@@FatalflawtvAw man what she look like 😔
Classic. Must have watched this at least 100 times in the last 7 years.
😂 why am I just finding this all these years later lol