Mum-mum-mum-mah Mum-mum-mum-mah Mum-mum-mum-mah Mum-mum-mum-mah Mum-mum-mum-mah I wanna hold 'em like they do in Texas, please Fold 'em, let 'em hit me, raise it, baby, stay with me (I love it) Love game intuition, play the cards with spades to start And after he's been hooked, I'll play the one that's on his heart Oh, whoa, oh, oh Oh, oh oh I'll get him hot, show him what I've got Oh, whoa, oh, oh Oh, oh oh I'll get him hot, show him what I've got Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody) Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face I wanna roll with him, a hard pair we will be (hey) A little gamblin' is fun when you're with me (I love it) Russian roulette is not the same without a gun And baby, when it's love, if it's not rough, it isn't fun (fun) Oh, whoa, oh, oh Oh, oh oh I'll get him hot, show him what I've got Oh, whoa, oh, oh Oh, oh oh I'll get him hot, show him what I've got Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody) Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (Mum-mum-mum-mah) (Mum-mum-mum-mah) I won't tell you that I love you, kiss or hug you 'Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin I'm not lying, I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunnin' Just like a chick in the casino Take your bank before I pay you out I promise this, promise this Check this hand 'cause I'm marvelous Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody) Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody) Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody) Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody) Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody) Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (She's got me like nobody) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face Por si alguien quiere cantar mientras escucha el video. fuck you kyle -Eric cartman siempre
1.25x is normal but it actually sounds like the original song except the reverb and the fact that it actually sounds 👍 loel me that you are not on the list for this one but it is what you want it is what I have
ok, so im a team fortress 2 player, lately there have been bots and these bots play this exact thing and it plays on loop, after a couple memes of course... so in short, this triggers my PTSD tward casual tf2 servers
@@kinyui7369 a tf2 bot called omegatronic is micspamming this and i fell in love instantly lmfao idk how familiar you are with the game but the bots just join casual lobbies to use aim+wall hacks to ruin the experience for most players
bro.
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
seY - Yes
Adult Cartman killing it out there with this version
That's what I was thinking
It sounds like post Covid Stan
That's what he sounds like without pitching up the voices cause they pich the voices up to sound like a younger person
Hmmm..gehm
get it trey
YASS
I listen to this unironically.
And I am proud
Mum-mum-mum-mah
Mum-mum-mum-mah
Mum-mum-mum-mah
Mum-mum-mum-mah
Mum-mum-mum-mah
I wanna hold 'em like they do in Texas, please
Fold 'em, let 'em hit me, raise it, baby, stay with me (I love it)
Love game intuition, play the cards with spades to start
And after he's been hooked, I'll play the one that's on his heart
Oh, whoa, oh, oh
Oh, oh oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Oh, whoa, oh, oh
Oh, oh oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got me like nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got me like nobody)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
I wanna roll with him, a hard pair we will be (hey)
A little gamblin' is fun when you're with me (I love it)
Russian roulette is not the same without a gun
And baby, when it's love, if it's not rough, it isn't fun (fun)
Oh, whoa, oh, oh
Oh, oh oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Oh, whoa, oh, oh
Oh, oh oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got me like nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got me like nobody)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum-mum-mum-mah)
(Mum-mum-mum-mah)
I won't tell you that I love you, kiss or hug you
'Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin
I'm not lying, I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunnin'
Just like a chick in the casino
Take your bank before I pay you out
I promise this, promise this
Check this hand 'cause I'm marvelous
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got me like nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got me like nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got me like nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got me like nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got me like nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got me like nobody)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(She's got me like nobody)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
Por si alguien quiere cantar mientras escucha el video.
fuck you kyle
-Eric cartman siempre
@@Kungi112 Ah?
@@Kungi112 Solo busqué la letra en Google y la puse aqui por si alguien queria cantarla
@@Kungi112 Bueno aqui esta
I just googled the lyrics xd
Im crying. This is beautiful, really touched me in the feels
A misunderstood and beautiful work of art
dude...this is better than the original
so aesthetic 🥺😻🧚🏻♀️🧚🏻♀️✨✨
PLEASEE 💀
LMFAO
Bruhhhhh
This sounds like Adult Cartman from Post COVID
What he does when Yentl and the kids aren’t home.
(We don’t talk about Hobo Cartman shh...)
Ve zont ztalk avout zat......
eric doesn't need autotune😩😩😩🤩🤩🤩
spit your shit indeed honestly. 🙏
NO HE CANT READ MA POKA FACE
So this is what Trey sounds like
Actually, his normal singing voice just sounds like Randy, if you’ve heard his song “Hug Me”.
The tf2 bot hoster omegatronic brough me here
1.25x is normal but it actually sounds like the original song except the reverb and the fact that it actually sounds 👍 loel me that you are not on the list for this one but it is what you want it is what I have
thank you tf2
Thanks omegatronic
This is the best thing I’ve ever heard in my years of living.
i love my generation.
Rabbi Cartman singing.
This song is a true master piece that is on it own level of beauty. It holds a special place in my heart.
omggggg I absolutely will listen this everyday, this is a masterpiece 🤤🤤🤤❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️
I love that you made this and I'm laughing at the look on his face as well 😂
Poker face by Eric Cartman (slowed and reverb ⚰️⛓️🥀💔)
The start is FIRE AS HELL🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Here’s a tip: if you want it the same speed as the original, set the “playback speed” to 1.25x
*~Perfection.~*
This is actually a vibe
Omg I waited it…
this belongs in the number one spot on the billboard hot 100
Damn, that was deep 😔
😮💨yuh...
OMEGATRONIC just connected to the server
I’m trying to hard not to burst out laughing
I came here because of Omegatronic bots spamming this in Team Fortress 2.
dude it’s is so good I subed :D
This is calming
Indeed it is
Greetings fellow humans!
This sounds fucking brilliant
Imagine how much fun Matt and Trey must have had in the studio recording this 😂
YO... YOU *NEED* TO UPLOAD THIS ONOT SPOTIFY.
Cartmans killing this harder than scotts tennormans parents
I unironically love this
*Trey Parker - Poker Face*
HELP WHY IS IT SUCH A BOP
ayo this is kinda fire
I Could listen to this for hours
IT HITS DIFFERENT-
HELPP 😭
@@kinyui7369 LMAFOOO 💀
i love this
perfect!
thank you!
Exelent 😎👌
"How many hours have you listened to this...?"
"muh muh muh muh"
Playing on 1.25x speed that’s better
💗⚠❗Aesthetic warning!❗⚠💗
BA NA NA NA
Im in love
I almost cried
trey
IM NOT BEING FUNNY RN, THIS SCRATCHES SOME PART OF MY BRAIN-
HELP WHAT YOU OK DUDE??
@@kinyui7369 HONESTLY I DONT KNOW AT THIS POINT
THIS IS EMO ON THE NEXT LEVEL
✨And this ladies,gentlemen,and non binaries is what I needed in my life ✨
I REALLY APPRECIATE THE FACT YOU INCLUDED NON BINARIES, POP OFF
YES YE S YES EYS YES
So deep
ok, so im a team fortress 2 player, lately there have been bots and these bots play this exact thing and it plays on loop, after a couple memes of course... so in short, this triggers my PTSD tward casual tf2 servers
OMEGATRONIC has joined the game
@@fontar7 f1
Do 'Brooklyn Rage' next!
ate
Boy ain't no way ☠️
man...I lost it at mam mam ma meh🤣
slay
Piękne
LMFAOOO
Cartman is the best
Anyone here from tf2 bots blasting this
took me a few days to find this song but yes, youre not alone lmao
holdup people are making bots to blast THIS? 💀
@@kinyui7369 a tf2 bot called omegatronic is micspamming this and i fell in love instantly lmfao
idk how familiar you are with the game but the bots just join casual lobbies to use aim+wall hacks to ruin the experience for most players
@@nerureal lmfao please 😭
@@kinyui7369 yeah, although bots are bad and shit they sometimes can be funny with their music choice
This sounds like adult Cartman 💀💀💀
all tf2 cheaters come out from your hidings.
Patrick bateman:AYE THIS SONG FIRE
I am not a bot.
I am not a bot.
Greetings fellow humans!
dafuq
C R E A M E D T O T H I S😩❤️💪☝️😛
Ayø 🤨
pause
Me too
Eric’s face is my face every day
Okay but why does it kinda go hard tho
This makes me laugh
That just sounds like the voice actor without the voice effects tbh
⚰..
The cartman version slowed down literally sounds like lady gaga in some parts.
Basically hearing randy marsh
LMAO
I’m shitting cars
HELP ME
LMFAOO
This song gives off more of a 🗿 vibe when it’s slowed and reverbed
1:51
sped up now
1:40
HELP
Listening to thus in 1.25x is so funny
HAHAHA
…
This is my shit
Ok Am I the only southpark fan who thinks cartman’s modern voice sounds like Stewie griffin
No, I do to lol
At 1.25x speed it’s Trey Parker covering Poker Face
Put in 2x I swear XD