The best joke in Joke Boat history (Jackbox)

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  • čas přidán 27. 05. 2023
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Komentáře • 144

  • @julianparent318
    @julianparent318 Před rokem +619

    you're tellin me they put jokes on this boat

    • @deeznoots6241
      @deeznoots6241 Před rokem +43

      Whaaaaats the deal with all the jokes on this boat?

    • @zanderwight872
      @zanderwight872 Před rokem +9

      they got toilets in this store?

    • @DaggerSkullery
      @DaggerSkullery Před rokem +19

      I've had it with these motherfriggin jokes on this motherfriggin boat

    • @anonymous71207
      @anonymous71207 Před rokem +9

      You're tellin me this lion is from the north?

    • @Cmanorange
      @Cmanorange Před rokem +2

      are we still doing pirate night?

  • @handoverthestromboli6715
    @handoverthestromboli6715 Před rokem +430

    12:27 gotta love that chat voted the wavy blue lines as the sexiest card, and then immediately voted the wavy lines as the nastiest

    • @yfnw461
      @yfnw461 Před rokem

      Its a nasty little big nasty thang

    • @Random_Fanguy
      @Random_Fanguy Před rokem

      Those are some pretty slutty lines honestly.

    • @Breadward_MacGluten
      @Breadward_MacGluten Před rokem +89

      curves represent attractiveness in media, but also it looks like stink lines smh

    • @issorlol
      @issorlol Před rokem +41

      they often go hand in hand

    • @rutger4272
      @rutger4272 Před rokem

      she stink so good

  • @dawsonescott8428
    @dawsonescott8428 Před rokem +194

    I have heard the dictator joke three times now and only just now did i get the “a round” part of the joke. Truly an all timer laffy taffy style joke

  • @austinfletchermusic
    @austinfletchermusic Před rokem +67

    NL gave a HoF Joke Boat performance in that second round. Complete dominance on every front

  • @Random_Fanguy
    @Random_Fanguy Před rokem +97

    I like the part where he stands up and claps at his own joke.

  • @EDoyl
    @EDoyl Před rokem +95

    Apollo's 80% doll was made of five parts and one of them was Keytar. They're still burning half a house mode.

    • @KVWI
      @KVWI Před rokem +10

      He forgot that the torso is a part though, house fire meta remains misunderstood to this day

  • @bryanringel481
    @bryanringel481 Před rokem +85

    The fact that no one did a “all my friends stabbed me in the back” joke for the Julius Caesar line blows my mind

    • @sauwensvk7589
      @sauwensvk7589 Před rokem +15

      yeah, I expected "because i suffered multiple stab wounds"

    • @mityakiselev
      @mityakiselev Před 2 měsíci +2

      "because it ended before August"

  • @metroidhunter2861
    @metroidhunter2861 Před rokem +493

    Egg man is so proud of his joke he’s willing to risk viewership on the video by putting the joke in the thumbnail
    But damn is it a good joke

    • @austinvanderveer213
      @austinvanderveer213 Před rokem +17

      I'm glad he did because I didn't get the full joke on the first pass lol.
      I thought it was like he ordered a drink called "everyone around", not "he ordered everyone a round"

    • @someonefromsomewhere1009
      @someonefromsomewhere1009 Před rokem +100

      ​@user-zl5zy7yx6pHe does read the comments ❤

    • @isingra
      @isingra Před rokem +40

      ⁠When youtube first switched to showing people’s @ handles instead of channel names I was against it at first but seeing impersonator bots get owned because they can’t have the @ of the real deal is hilarious.

    • @sauwensvk7589
      @sauwensvk7589 Před rokem +5

      ​@@someonefromsomewhere1009 +2

    • @chatnoir9038
      @chatnoir9038 Před rokem +1

      ​@@isingraI didn't even notice this until you said it. Wild.

  • @Juskinen
    @Juskinen Před rokem +45

    One of the funniest Joke Boat sessions ever, even the blunders were hilarious

  • @aydengartenlaub
    @aydengartenlaub Před rokem +62

    I love the chat moment at 12:26 , the same card thats the sexiest is also the nastiest in the next poll.

    • @TheThursty100
      @TheThursty100 Před rokem +23

      It's almost always the waves. Honestly
      It's sexy because it's curvy
      It's messy because of cartoon smell lines

  • @joshuadu2308
    @joshuadu2308 Před rokem +52

    52:38 pog over joke
    56:20 the joke

  • @vidyaorszag
    @vidyaorszag Před rokem +28

    "Well, he's not on fire..."

    • @MexiCoe
      @MexiCoe Před rokem +1

      Flashbacks to Grim Fandango - trying the fire extinguisher on every object "That's not on fire" 🔥

  • @jakestolworthy2869
    @jakestolworthy2869 Před rokem +16

    54:49 was pretty fire lmao

  • @SpikeHawk
    @SpikeHawk Před rokem +120

    Rubricon is an underrated/overhated joke. Probably my favourite from the set.

  • @emi_fisher
    @emi_fisher Před rokem +84

    Absolutely demonic performance in the 2nd game of Joke Boat

    • @thinminty5392
      @thinminty5392 Před rokem

      i want you

    • @yebchaos
      @yebchaos Před rokem +1

      you have an album?

    • @emi_fisher
      @emi_fisher Před rokem

      @@yebchaos me? i cant see the other reply to this comment for some reason

    • @yebchaos
      @yebchaos Před rokem

      @@emi_fisher yeah. that's pretty dope

    • @emi_fisher
      @emi_fisher Před rokem +1

      @@yebchaos thank you. its a few years old now but its okay

  • @williammitchell6254
    @williammitchell6254 Před rokem +36

    Man this makes jokeboat seem like a good mode lmao.

    • @litapd311
      @litapd311 Před rokem +6

      it can sometimes be funny if they actually tried. but when every joke is cum related it looks much worse. also the prompts are also very hit or miss so i understand their frustration with the game
      rap battle stays goated though

  • @slowtie89
    @slowtie89 Před rokem +29

    *slaps roof of boat* This bad boy can fit so many jokes

  • @dropthatshi
    @dropthatshi Před 8 měsíci +3

    "I call my bedroom the FIRE STATION because it's where I spray the hoes" lmfao

  • @sigithesauropod3340
    @sigithesauropod3340 Před rokem +41

    I've been waiting fir this after seeing the Librarians video. Actually goated jokes for the game

  • @salad_tasty
    @salad_tasty Před rokem +9

    the puns were already pouring out of him during non-sensory, the expert jokes were inevitable

  • @co2_os
    @co2_os Před rokem +12

    48:57 this one is too good 😂😂

    • @jakestolworthy2869
      @jakestolworthy2869 Před rokem +1

      True, much better than the one that was in the thumbnail lmao

  • @Marioroops
    @Marioroops Před rokem +5

    The aluminum breasts joke legit got me.

  • @babrdiddle
    @babrdiddle Před rokem +3

    Joke Boat had me in tears! is that Justins laugh? You all know what laugh I'm talking about

  • @nicholashinderer9896
    @nicholashinderer9896 Před rokem +6

    "Im Justin." Should have got all the votes.😊

  • @mattparkent440
    @mattparkent440 Před rokem +2

    A bunch of dictators walk into a bar and order everyone around.

  • @chadless7216
    @chadless7216 Před rokem +4

    9:53 Mulholland Drive (2001)

  • @mityakiselev
    @mityakiselev Před 2 měsíci +2

    "Middle school for me was like JULIUS CAESAR: I got stabbed 4 times"

  • @WorkingForTheBarrels
    @WorkingForTheBarrels Před rokem +41

    Korey has one of the laughs of all time.

    • @juice17776
      @juice17776 Před rokem +1

      I’m begging someone to say “Wipeout” after he laughs ONCE. PLEASE

  • @meta4knight
    @meta4knight Před rokem +14

    Every game needs audience sync up

  • @Larryboy2701
    @Larryboy2701 Před rokem +2

    He gave himself a standing ovation lol

  • @Enixooo
    @Enixooo Před rokem +12

    Many people have said he does not miss

  • @andrejoss475
    @andrejoss475 Před rokem +4

    This was from a stream 4 days ago not May 11th in case anyone wants to look at it on twitch

  • @DrZnagge
    @DrZnagge Před rokem +12

    The banana ones punchline shouldve been "small, soft and ready to be bread"

  • @sauwensvk7589
    @sauwensvk7589 Před rokem +1

    love how joke boat brings out the REAL Kory

  • @AltCtrlSpud
    @AltCtrlSpud Před rokem +16

    last night i had a dream where a small dolphin made a nest in my house

    • @naingaung2748
      @naingaung2748 Před rokem +14

      ^No way! Northernlion is giving away a prize!?😮😮😮

    • @loggersviii1228
      @loggersviii1228 Před rokem +1

      How small are we talking

    • @AltCtrlSpud
      @AltCtrlSpud Před rokem +4

      @@loggersviii1228 about the size of a groundhog

    • @loggersviii1228
      @loggersviii1228 Před rokem +1

      @@AltCtrlSpud extremely cute, I approve

    • @AltCtrlSpud
      @AltCtrlSpud Před rokem +4

      @@loggersviii1228 it was not cute, it was highly disturbing

  • @RatedManatee
    @RatedManatee Před rokem +2

    Finally some variety in the games!

  • @MrTommylicious
    @MrTommylicious Před rokem

    Apollos laugh is so good. And justins yeah and okay

  • @lennox2565
    @lennox2565 Před rokem +1

    Spent the first minute trying to figure out whose voice I was mistaking for Crendor.

  • @dominicmurray7200
    @dominicmurray7200 Před rokem

    He’s going joke boat mode

  • @ZeroTsar
    @ZeroTsar Před rokem +3

    49:13 I am stealing that joke

  • @ZeroTsar
    @ZeroTsar Před rokem +10

    Does NL throw a brain destroyer this ep?

  • @kenpatchiramasama1076
    @kenpatchiramasama1076 Před rokem +4

    okay real talk side profile nl without headphones looks.., well, cursed in a socio-economic way.

  • @Lesong100
    @Lesong100 Před rokem +1

    But, but like why would the fire station be on fire tho

  • @austinvanderveer213
    @austinvanderveer213 Před rokem

    Yo i love joke boat so much

  • @timbryo
    @timbryo Před rokem +3

    I love you north lion

    • @curiouscreator8806
      @curiouscreator8806 Před 2 měsíci +1

      The existence of Northernlion implies there is a Southernlion, Westernlion & Easternlion out there.
      ... I know you didn't ask, but it was a random funny thought I had lol.

  • @robmack519
    @robmack519 Před rokem

    Lol, "I'm Justin"

  • @brendenowen2609
    @brendenowen2609 Před rokem +9

    MATE

    • @curiouscreator8806
      @curiouscreator8806 Před 2 měsíci

      another very rare instance of a Jackbox game lobby join code being an actual English word.
      the only other instance I've seen this happen was with Alpharad getting the code "DORK" when playing Roomerang. (not a main channel video -- it was an Alpharad Gold video.)
      on that note, the fact it can create actual four-letter words means that there might be some weird and funny lobby codes out there that have yet to be shared with the world. this even includes swear words, though, so... yeah. like, imagine just wanting to play Jackbox and you open up a lobby, only to find your room code is something like "NERD". i'd share it with the world if that were to happen

  • @LeeTheSecond
    @LeeTheSecond Před rokem +2

    im going headboard mode

  • @Spotifist
    @Spotifist Před rokem +8

    And ”I’m Justin” was still funnier to me, Justin is unbeatable !!

  • @loopholesloopy
    @loopholesloopy Před rokem +1

    Korys keytar place reminds me when I played with my friends and one of their promts was something between a moose and a goose and this motherfucker drew a log.

    • @curiouscreator8806
      @curiouscreator8806 Před 2 měsíci

      the "moose or goose" log reminds me of the time i saw that someone drew a trollface when they were supposed to draw something between ballet and bicycle. i haven't played any jackbox game yet (besides drawful like four years ago or something), so i didn't experience that moment. just saw it on another video

  • @someonefromsomewhere1009

    Stay pegged

  • @gam3rman0924
    @gam3rman0924 Před rokem

    Sufh a funny jaxbox poggg

  • @SESauvie
    @SESauvie Před rokem +2

    I waited 56 minutes for that?

  • @attention_shopping
    @attention_shopping Před rokem +3

    Boat

  • @PhantomThiefXI
    @PhantomThiefXI Před rokem +5

    nl's puppet kinda bad doe

  • @osgrace3341
    @osgrace3341 Před rokem +2

    I’m Justin 😂😂😂

  • @camelspiderattack4161
    @camelspiderattack4161 Před rokem +1

    yo NL out here defending the popular legacy of julius caesar, based based based

  • @mhc706
    @mhc706 Před rokem

    holymoly the line "how is air not an atom?" got me remembering the cooking meme where the guy gets angry at the bad host and tells her "right, and if i put my granny in a wheelchair she is a bicycle" except it would be like asking "how is a cow not an atom?"

  • @Octoshark19
    @Octoshark19 Před rokem +3

    NL likes getting topped confirmed?? 👀

  • @rikk8371
    @rikk8371 Před rokem +6

    I watched this last night and this morning I was thinking about his joke again and I just fucking realized the second meaning. I just wish clever humor was funnier to me; that's a really well-made joke, but I didn't laugh nearly as much as I did at "headboard mode"
    And for anyone who didn't get it:
    they order everyone a round [of drinks].

  • @Sheamu5
    @Sheamu5 Před rokem

    NL is on fire, somebody get a hoes

  • @mikeballew3207
    @mikeballew3207 Před rokem +1

    NAHK

  • @Holgast
    @Holgast Před rokem

    why was 'cummin'' so goddamn funny? who can say

  • @bduddy55555
    @bduddy55555 Před rokem

    Is it me or is Joke Boat completely incomprehensible?

  • @TeloMeto420
    @TeloMeto420 Před 11 měsíci

    I've never remained straight faced through a whole joke boat game. Thank you for making my friends seem a lot funnier.

  • @wulf2757
    @wulf2757 Před rokem +2

    imagine thinking Caesar was wrong

  • @PenumbralFigure
    @PenumbralFigure Před rokem

    Loremasters; anyone know if there was any drama around Apollo recently? I'm a youtube marty, but there was a distinct lack of Apollo in Jackbox/London recently, and when he joined the call halfway through London (vod A Challenger Approaches) things felt real tense between Apollo and Chib. Apollo had even made a comment saying something like he was sucking up (to NL). BUT then in this vod, things seemed great (maybe because Chib was not here??). I know this is very parasocial but i'm curious.

    • @hahaharithz
      @hahaharithz Před rokem +2

      They always share alot of chat time by arguing one another. But they are pretty cool, hanging out irl alot. So don't worry. I understand how you feel tho

  • @GTRSv
    @GTRSv Před rokem

    First?

  • @zachp2120
    @zachp2120 Před rokem

    Why doesn’t Austin and Nick ever play with NL anymore???

    • @radikalskippy
      @radikalskippy Před rokem +18

      Austin is no longer the name by which he goes by, his name is now Apollo and he is literally in this video, he's in the stream constantly. Nick left due to differences with some members of the NLSS.

    • @RalorPenwat
      @RalorPenwat Před rokem +5

      Nick had some personal life problems, and between the time away and creative differences, he ended up wanting to do different things than the group.

    • @williammitchell6254
      @williammitchell6254 Před rokem +4

      ​@@radikalskippy what about rob I miss him

    • @radikalskippy
      @radikalskippy Před rokem +7

      @@williammitchell6254 we all do

  • @Droid6689
    @Droid6689 Před rokem

    How are they this unfunny?

    • @CS0723
      @CS0723 Před rokem +17

      If you're going to talk about not funny, you should really make the channels you're subscribed to hidden. Because my lord is it a field day

    • @Droid6689
      @Droid6689 Před rokem

      @; What makes you think I believe they are funny either creep? Also you'd have to be more specific, or did you just make a general statement without any actual substance behind your remark. Come on coward, really dig in.
      But thanks for making me curious. Seems I'm somehow subscribed to a bunch of channels I didn't want to be.

    • @CS0723
      @CS0723 Před rokem +1

      @Droid6689 if you went through your subscriptions, culled the shit ones but kept al jokes, it means you really can't be trusted when it comes to comedy. The fact that your comment has no one in agreement should speak volumes
      Seriously though, al jokes? Were you dropped as a baby to find him funny? Or does he just make you feel better about your facial hair because his is so horrendous?

    • @asparagusmichy5611
      @asparagusmichy5611 Před rokem +6

      @@Droid6689 POV: you comment hate on a CZcams video and your opinion is wrong

    • @Droid6689
      @Droid6689 Před rokem

      @Asparagus Michy Nope. Not wrong. Cute little meme tho.
      Also don't hate here. You think I hate everyone that isn't funny? What a weird life that would be.

  • @enterthehat
    @enterthehat Před rokem

    Really wish whoever keeps doing that screeching monkey laugh thing would stop. They're clearly doing it for attention, because they did it naturally a time or two and got a good reaction, learned how to do it on purpose, and think they need to do it every time they laugh. Whenver they do it, it's very distracting and irritating from every video they appear in. Don't hate them, whoever it is, just wish they'd knock it off and be themselves.

    • @KeDe1606
      @KeDe1606 Před 28 dny +1

      Genuine insane person behavior. Get a life

  • @cptnd3851
    @cptnd3851 Před rokem

    bhn