Every Stardew Valley NPC In 1 Sentence
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The amount of Gus, Evelyn, Linus, and Penny love and the amount of Pierre and Lewis hate convinced me that Waligug is my spirit animal
felt
based
Yes
Evelyn deserves the world I bring her cookies and flowers that I plant
@@Strawberrie_hearts she loves tulips
I always grow some whenever I can
Shane: This is probably us but less suicidal.
Wizard: MEGA Nerd.
Dwarf: A terrorist who happens to sell you candy.
Dwarf is based.
this is Shane erasure. you could have just said "junk food, beer, and depression" though.
Depression and beer sums it up, don’t even need to add junk food
don't forget pizza
No wonder why I feel like he missed someone but I don't remember who
Marnie harps on you for making sure you treat your animals right but guess who's cows are outside in snow and thunderstorms
krobus is shaped like a friend
Robin is the real wizard of Stardew valley with them wall-hitting skills.
Fr tho 😂
*[Me]:* "Hello, how are y-"
*[Linus]:* "Have you come to ridicule me? I'm just minding my own business."
*[Me]:* "Wh- nah dude, I was just saying hi."
*[Linus]:* "I'm happy by myself, you know. I don't need new friends."
*[Me]:* ". . ." _leaves_
*[Linus]:* "The townsfolk just don't understand, but the trees - the trees understand . . . don't you, Mr. Douglas Fir?"
And that was the moment I became determined to become his friend.
@@uma4158 linus is probably the best npc out there
sounds like you can't get over the "Ew, no." at the floral dance
Do not mess with this lady she can build a house by repeteadly hitting a wall- This. Right here. Is the best thing. I have heard. All year.🤣
Excuse me you forgot my husband recovering alcoholic and father of chickens >:(
I guess he could say that he’s simply “forgettable”.
@@nietzschesncream8833 he’s one of the best characters tho
You described him perfectly.
i'm thinking of doing a third playthrough just so i can marry shane
Excellent point. I never romanced him but, I always get him to 8 hearts. A. he's actually a good guy he just needs help B. He gives great gifts C. BLUE CHICKENS!
Linus is my favourite character and I wish everyone didn't treat him like crap
Emily has probably been in at least one pyramid scheme
You literally forgot Shane and wizard and the Dwarf
I got to say... I never really liked Sebastian at first. I just thought he was boring. But then I realized he's literally me, then I started to understand even more why I didn't liked him at first lmao
Same
How in the world can someone find Sebastian boring though 😭😭😭
missed the opportunity to call emily "abigail's rock dealer"
Shane: Ight imma head out
You know where that milk comes from. There are no cows in the desert.
Snake milk, of course!
😳
Camel milk
cactus milk, she's vegan too that's why she's friends with emily
Coconut milk!
shane: depression
Depressed alcoholic, loves chickens
IM LAUGHING SO HARD ABOUT HOW YOU FORGOT SHANE
I THOUGHT I WAS STUPID 😭🤣
Sad
In the words of Dangerously Funny:
Drinky
george is such a nice old man when you get to know him :(
Yeah! I always give him leeks and try to be a great friend. Guy is so wholesome
I really like old people and he's character is such a sweet guy, it's hard not to feel bad for him, specially when you hear Evelyn talk about him
"vegan, vegetarian..."
*literally one of her favorite items is goat cheese
Doesn't completely rule out vegetarian.
and truffle
Marnie - "Does not put in enough hours at her job"
accurate
Dude left out the Wizard, the Dwarf and Shane 😭
Probably insane
Actually from space
Chickens, alcohol and pizza
I wanted to marry Hailey from the first moment she told me "EW..NO" when I invited her to dance at the festival.....maybe I have issues, but she is cute and my wife now, so yeah.
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the moment she acted passive agressive to me on the first meeting, i knew i wanted to marry her and i did marry her on my first year. we truly have some issues😔
Oh good, for a second I thought I was the only one who thought Hailey was a good character. I mean aside from her being rude at first and shallow, I find her funny and likable.
I was literally playing sv with my friends the other day and one of them just had an epiphany and was like "WAIT I JUST REALISED CLINT IS AN INCEL"
Lewis and Pierre are the worst for sure. I don't care about Morris because I never interact with him anyway. On the other hand, Willy is one of my favorites, he will tell his costumers that it was actually you who caught the good quality fish that they bought from him, unlike Pierre that takes credit if the crop is good and blames you if it's bad.
If Penny was a spice she would be flour
flour is needed for many great things
not as a spice, but you get the point lol
More like cinnamon. Very good, but not as interesting or rare as other spices.
Sadly no mention of M. Rasmodius (Wizard)
Magik
Merasmus Rasmodius /j
Merasmus Rasmodius /j
I was waiting all the video to Shane to appear 💀
"Do not mess with this lady she can build a house by repeatedly hitting a wall"
I like how he didn't do Shane lol 😆
Dead
i won't stand for this Shane erasure
Man I wouldve had an essay for pierre, all my homies hate pierre
Literally Marnie is never there when I need her
She's so unreliable arrrg
I know right? Robin is not as bad but, it's a problem for both of them.
hate when my silo has no hay left and I look up and realize it's Tuesday
For real tho Evelyn and Gus are the best people in town. No matter how many times it happens I will always feel so genuinely happy when granny Evelyn sends me cake ❤❤
I'm glad someone finally agrees Pam isn't that bad
Willy is the best character in the game. He gives you a stardrop, a pearl and even boat ride to ginger island 🎣
Leah ain’t vegan damn it. She loves goat cheese
I'm uneducated
She's salad girl
Evelyn is wonderful. I just want to bake cookies with her.
Elliott: gay
Everyone in Stardew Valley: secret gay
i don’t think leah’s vegan or vegetarian. she likes cheese and fish. so probably pescatarian? idk tho
arent fish the only animal they eat? and worms i guess
Gus makes ribs once a year during the Stardew Valley Fair.
Leah just has that ~green~ vibe, she was one of the first things I tought of during the start of that cottage-core boom on Tik Tok lol
@@arturduzynski3156 oh yeaaa. I just remembered the doctor guy saying something about living pigs and grilling.
This dude really siding with Joja and capitalism
That's the thing about Morris. He's not terrible, but Joja is so bad and insidious. If Pierre's closed it'd be a serious blow to the town's unity.
@@GraceSavidesKeller Agreed. Though I think Morris is quite a punchable guy.
@@legus9684 Oh he's the most punchable.
“Based” he just wants to fish for God’s sake
yeeees finally penny is getting the recognition that she deserves
Townie? 😂
(For context, where I’m from, a townie is someone who comes from St. John’s, a really big city because the rest of us were living on the coast and fishers.)
Penny is my absolute favorite.
Same she had a good vibe
Leah is just a vegetarian. She loves goat cheese.
@BAM! I did not know that. She's just a health nut then.
@BAM! That makes sense, she likes wood carving.
Marnie should be like "So obsessed with the microwave"
How can you forget shane-
I love how everyone thinks Leah is a vegan even though one of her favorite gifts is goat cheese (not exactly vegan :P)
I came here to comment this
Yep. If anyone's vegan, it's penny lol
How could you forget about best husband, Shane?
Agree, I love Shane but he'd likely say "alcoholic".
I've only met people who either hate or tolerate piere. I hate that guy. He lies to the town folk and his wife, and doesn't support his badass but mid daughter.
Wait I’m just realizing he forgot Shane… oh well probably got drunk, passed out and couldn’t show up
Oh wait I suck at this
Yeah I would've said that
And I still love him
Also forgot Wizard I think...oh well
and Dwarf....
Did you just ... Skip Shane? Ow I'm hurt.
I know! And the wizard! ;-;
@@moomoopoopoo2696 OMG TRUE!!!!!!
You can't fix him
I'll just tell you one word that will make you like sebastian
froggy
I married him just for his room 😭
I've never seen a more accurate thumbnail, its the polar opposite of clickbait
Elliot is definitely secretly a vampire (who somehow became immune to the sun) I mean look at him, he's got the long wavy hair, the chiseled features, the 17th century drip (he's definitely got a billowy white shirt under his jacket), speaks elegantly, and he lives alone in a cabin on the beach
Thank you for validating my love for Linus. My friend thinks he's creepy but her partner and I love Linus. Also love my Nana aka Evelyn.
People also mentioned that Shane wasn't mentioned and I actually have a weird preference for Shane as husband material... Except he doesn't seem to improve after marriage soooo that sucked.
But he'd likely just call him a depressed alcoholic... And he would be correct.
Maybe your preference for Shane stems from being a "fixer" type of person in relationships. One whose goal is to find somebody thats "broken" and "fix" them by being there for them. Not necessarily bad, but has its upsides and downsides.
@@nateypotatey2106 Not really, I just like how "realistic" his backstory and problems are. And I liked how he tried to improve himself little by little. I was just disappointed that by getting married he sort of just stagnated his own progress.
Realistically he's someone I would avoid having a relationship especially if he would be adverse to change. I'm more of the type to sit and listen, only give advice when asked, and that's about it. Since experience has shown me that people mostly want to be heard than "fixed".
My type in "fictional" people is actually the complete opposite in what I want in a real partner... Which in itself can be seen as odd. 🤔
@@lilbirdy2607 100% agree. i absolutely love shane because of how i can relate to him and his struggles, but even though there is an element of the whole "i can fix him -and therefore i can fix me"- fantasy that's appealing (and that can only ever be achieved in fiction), i would not want to be around him irl, let alone date/marry him. i am a sensitive person and he would scare me lmao
it's a shame there's no shift to his schedule after he gets sober that makes him not constantly at the bar still, and that marrying him brings him back almost to square one. but hey, guess that's what fanfic is for lol
I love him 😍
Penny is the best because she makes you a pirate room.
bro where’s the wizard
I have this headcanon that marlon and gil are lovers and also that Linus is the one who steals your stuff when you pass out.
Nah, Lewis is stealing it. You don't pay taxes in Pelican Town and he's gotta melt down something for that solid gold statue
I actually hate Pierre, I'd marry Tea Lady just because she deserves better
Yeah, he really sucks.
I get with his daughter for 2 reasons: I like her, and I can brag to Pierre that I'm banging his daughter. And there's nothing he can do because my farm is the only reason he's in business.
ever since the Prime Produce cutscene, I can't look at him the same
Care is the best girl anyway.
1:29 "Milk" 🤨
not only do i love haley, i truly believe that it is impossible for her to be the worst character in stardew valley when pierre and lewis exist lmao
She isn’t the worst, but she’s pretty bad at first. Like incredibly rude and self-centered
She’s just shallow, Pierre and Lewis exist on a whole other level lmao
Morris literally adds to the economy, and is the only reason Pierre’s crusty ass didn’t have a monopoly over the grocery industry in pelican town
WAR CRIMES AKSDKASD
Honestly I was on the fence about linus but after starting my second save file...i love him. He's so sweet 🥺
While I’m not 100% agreeing. I agree with most of it. Justice for everyone except Lewis and Pierre
I knew Sebastian was gonna be "emo" 😂😂
Emily would be unsufferable in the real world, though in Stardew's one she's my favorite.
I married her in my first playthrough because she's literally me, name and all. The first time I dyed my hair I dyed it blue and it was short, and I love crystals and birds. I thought it was so ironic
knew sebastian would be emo before i even clicked on the video
Lewis looks like the pringles mascot
You forgot shane
Who is Shane 👀👀👀👀 never heard of him?
Oh he's Marnie's nephew? Still never heard of him
and the dwarf
walking joja mart advertisement
I've yet to find anyone who actually dislikes Evelyn, she's too good for this world. Gus and Linus are awesome as well, Linus is always the first person I befriend. Not even intentionally, I just want the man to have something to eat dangit. Let Linus eat
I always go out of my way to give Hailey trash, tho. I don't care if she "gets better" after you befriend her, bitch called me ugly and I will respond in kind
Shaaaane. 😭😭
Caroline: "Better wife material than most of the actual options."
Same with Robin _😔_
@@aetherius6221 that's probably why they're already married :(
@@kyubikitsunae3987 true, all the gremlins are still single
I just wanna say that I agree Pierre is fucking the worst but Morris/Joja pays their workers like 1-5 gold per hour when the minimum(assuming it's similar to irl) is 13 gold
Depends on where it's set, the US is only 7.25
what's the conversion rate?
@Atlas holds the planet I always thought it was 13, good to know :)
what kind of world is this where a pizza cost $600
Lewis builds solid gold statues of himself with taxpayer money. Is an absolute monarch despite being called "Mayor"
Penny is
Nice but boring
But ffs I still give her diamonds every time I come across her 😤
What about DWARF, WIZARD, AND SHANE!?!?!?!
Short. Hermit. Alcoholic. there you go
@@lilium9361 thank you
@@lilium9361 but those are only words, I want full ass sentences.
@@booboss9779 very well. They are short. He is a hermit. he is an alcoholic. satisfied?
@@lilium9361 this will have to do. yes, indeed i am
I hate wheelchair man because I think he doesn't support gay marriage and he doesn't like his wife. Like cmon man she's perfect.
If the player romances Alex as a male, although George is initially hesitant to accept it, he does come around by the time marriage comes around
@@daybloomcrow He’s gay for leeks so it’s inevitable
Shane the wizard and the goblin(s) arent here :(
YOU FORGOT SHANE 💀
He was the emo
@@colbygarcia8766 no that's sebastian
@@deesbees9626 oh lol well Shane is rude anyways
@@colbygarcia8766 hes just ✨ misunderstood ✨
@@webprincss exactly and plus he's sorta relatable (not talking about his drinking problem lmao-)
I love Linus
Linus deserves everything.
he was the first one I became friends with in my first playthrough
I like Linus and Willy the most
He’s my bf’s favorite npc, and he doesn’t even play the game.
no bc literally everyone loves Krobus and i don't know why 😭😭
Krobus is a saint and says funny stuff. He is so nice and I love him.
He’s cute and friendly 😭
He's baby and must be protected
let me fix your Leo one real quick “my son, the perfect boy, bird child lol.”
I'm fine with Gunther wanting donations. He even gives you the ancient seed recipe when you find one. But I will never forgive him for taking my only dino egg. I thought it worked like donating the ancient seed and I never found another one :'(
you should have put the dino egg into the incubator to make a dino that will give you more eggs
0:31 thought you were going to ask if he can open his eyes; then I realised Grandpa and Evelyn keep their eyes closed too HAHA
Old people= eyes closed apparently
all here for the love of gus, the scene with linus made me tear up
Pierre got what he deserve. those arent your gold parsnips from your backyard they're mine.
Nobody gonna talk about how Pierre’s wife cheated on him for the wizard
anyone would cheat if they had pierre as their husband
Bro
yeah, pierre is pretty full of himself
1:08 I thing he could be more described as "Bo Burnham in welcome to the internet"
Harvey: gay ❤️
Shane?
Lewis: "Scam artist, Conman, Grifter, Leech, Lazy "
whHer the fuck is s h a n e
Drinking.
At the cliffs.
@@silvercandra4275 *bottom of
Look at the time, hes at Joja
The comment about Robin is just so fricking perfect xD
Linus is the best character yeah
for george you could say homophobic cause i did NOT expect him to say what he did after i married his grandson lmao
i looked on the wiki and he said if you had 10 hearts with him (i think that’s the right number) he’ll say somewhere along the lines of where he understands it now.
Hayley also prob got some internalized shit because she insulted my dude farmer starting in a skirt for his fashion sense
@@snowblossom4961 lmaooo she insults you regardless of what you wear, but big yikes for that one haley
All my homies hate Pierre!
:10 Waligug in one sentence
i was like "eh, i guess most of these are accurate"
then i saw the one for penny
then i liked the video
But she cheats on you. T-T
@@melisadeopal2478 ?