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The grossest stagnant water we can find
That's right, the pruno is back
Oh god not pruno
Thatâs not water anymore, thatâs a bucket of poison.
They should have done Murphy 's bath water.
Yeah that's no longer "gross water" that's like a literal bio-agent of death, gosh if you aerosol'ed that thing... *smh-in-horror* You could probably treat skin cancer with that $h!t
The only way to be sure you don't get botulism from pruno is to not drink it.
Next week: The Modern Rogue combats dysentery.
Modern Rogue dies on the Oregon Trail
Next week: The Modern Rogue combats dysentery IN JAIL
Hope next content is they show ways and tips while cleaning that body of water
Next week on the modern rogue they try self surgery
How to discard of a bod... shit they already did that one wtf guys
"Is it poisonous?"
"No... NO" **immediately goes to check**
One day itâll be âthe modern rogue plays Russian rouletteâ
Don't give them ideas
*âInjurie Counter ticks for the last timeâ*
Your comment was just in my google opinions survey!
A Scam School and Modern Rogue 'collaborative' episode :)
For patrons only, âreverse roulette.â
âToday Brian, I 3D printed a strain of the Ebola virus.â
and now I can't find it.
To be fair... E. Bola is already a strain of Bola...
Now itâs COVID 19
Every day the show is becoming more of a mix of Mythbusters and Jackass.
Pretty sure it always has been, they just didn't always have the budget to make it obvious (and/or the budget to do it safely).
Honestly? A mix between mythbusters and jackass sounds pretty awesome! XD
Jackbusters.
... Yeah, i can see that work.
@@Volvith yeah. MythAss or AssBusters aren't exactly good titles xD
@ I dunno. MythAss sounds pretty powerful.
"Swallow it! Swallow it!"
"Well its not as salty as I expected"
hmmm
no fuck you
Y'all down for a game or two of "Stick Your Finger In There"?
So many funny phrases they've said including those two and one of my favorites is "it gets soft really fast" đ
As is the case with everything, dosage makes the poison. As far as the âcall poison control if swallowedâ bit, the company is referring to the event that someone ingests a tablet as a tablet, not diluted in water. The dilution allows your liver enough time to metabolize and detoxify the free iodine, or for your thyroid to convert into an organic form that can be used in hormone production.
In English: yes, it is safe to consume that iodized water. It would be very similar to consuming iodized table salt. Also, our bodies actually require trace amounts of iodine to function properly, so it helps in that regard.
*"The Modern Rogue Gets Cholera"*
Ok ok but what did u edit
@@izzyyanowitz6240 forgot to put the quotation marks
Rogue in the time of cholera
This feels like the intro story for a Chubbyemu video. âTwo CZcamsrs drank pond-water, this is how their organs shut downâ
Holy shit
Would be more like a 1000 ways to die because the concentrated the iodine when they boiled the water
@@matthewmurphy2067 yea lol thats not how that works. They're injesting the same amount regardless of boiling it or not. I'm also pretty sure the iodine doesn't stay in the water for too long. More importantly, you need several grams of pure iodine before you'll start really hurting yourself.
Matthew Murphy You win the award for most pointless comment of the day.
True they would be investing the same amount, also the iodine does eventually sublimate though it does take a while.
"You swallow, swallow! Swallow it!"
-Brian Brushwood
Quilt I was waiting for people to take that whole segment out of context. Like, just close your eyes and listen to it.
@@InfernalBanana "tastes salty huh"
Iron Tarkus Brian says âItâs only slightly salty,â but yeah, that whole 20 seconds or so is begging to be taken out of context.
Honestly, the fact they actually made a sand depot commercial, made this an even better episode.
"Hopefully this is the end of the episode, if not you'll hear a recording from the emergency room"
*Looks down and sees 3 minutes left*
RIP
Noah Landsberg Not gonna lie, did the same thing and had the same thought.
Next week on the modern Rouge: Removing parasites from our own bodies
Right now removing prostitutes from my house. Great party but now I need to sleep.
@@liquidsonly You need to go to the doctors before things get too nasty bud
liquidsonly what the fuck, this comment killed me
Hepatitis X is really the worst.
how did this not get more likes?
In real life, hepatitis E is the worst that I'm aware of.
Hepatitis E was thought to only infect rats, until a man in China was diagnosed with it in 2018-2019.
That one man is still the only documented case of a human contracting hepatitis E.
Given the current state of the world, the decided lack of responsibility exhibited by the CCP, and half assed efforts to deflect blame/cover up what really happened, I think it's safe to assume hepatitis E in humans is more common than anyone would like to think.
The one documented case most likely slipped past the radar too quickly to be covered up.
@@kaisersose5549 why is it always china that has this shit?
âModern Rogue gets choleraâ
You wonât drink the pruno but you will drink poo water
You ever bought bottled water before?
@@thatguy.9886 you ever heard of spring water?
@@voicelessglottalfricative6567 Oh, you sweet summer child. So pure and untouched.
@@thatguy.9886 Here come the conspiracy theorists claiming "they just fill it with tap water or purified sewer water."
@@voicelessglottalfricative6567 ...What's wrong with distilled water? It's not like they leave the garbage in it. It's just not from the mountain range on the bottle.
"Tools that aren't meant for what we're using them for" perfectly describes The Modern Rogue as a whole.
infrabread along with their catch phrase âIâm sure itâs fineâ
You dumb
They created this channel so clearly this is a shitty comment
hehe tools
I feel like Brian is just purposely accepting these hair sponsorships to show off his hair.
Can you blame him? He's got nice hair
@@R0ck4x3 im glad hes walked away from that spiked head look he had during his scam school days
Makes me actually wonder if that stuff works.
@@quackaduck453 Yeah, his current style definitely suits him better.
You should have done a microscope comparison between the steps!
That would make them like an actual science channel instead of a rogue channel
Thumbs down too much science.
I enjoyed it far more than I would have expected when Brian responded to a Dune reference with *another Dune reference*
Yeah, that caught me off guard. I only know a single other person in real life that knows what Dune is. That person happens to be my best friend that I watched the Dune movie with... and some weird follow up we found one time when renting DVDs. Everyone else I mention Dune to looks at me like an idiot and says it's called Doom, not Dune. Makes me a bit mad because they refuse to listen when I tell them I'm talking about something completely different.
Thanks to this episode I googled Dune to try to figure out what the weird follow up I had seen was and noticed there is a 2020 Dune movie scheduled. Seems like it's a remake and remakes are usually not that good but this one might be. Back in 84 some of the things just looked so horrible. I remember there was a scene with a lizard or something CG creature (It's been a while since I watched the movie) and the creature moved at like 5 frames per second while the rest of the movie was like 30. The movement looked so damn horrible it was sad... but still I loved the movie. Muad'dib! Muad'dib! Muad'dib! Keeping my hopes up!
@@larstallinger6795 As a teen, I tried and failed to read the first novel (found it too slow to get into; been meaning to give it another shot as an adult but haven't made the time), but I've seen at least one of the movies and vaguely recall watching a miniseries on the SciFi channel (back when it was still spelled that way). Always loved the Litany Against Fear though!
@@SolarShado I'm not much of a book person myself so no books here either but I did love the movie and the games. I just spent some time trying to figure out what I had seen on DVD many years ago and I believe it was a mini series called children of Dune. A sequel to the SciFi channels mini series that I never got to see. No SciFi channel over here in sweden.
@@larstallinger6795 The new Denis Villeneuve directed movie is a rewrite based off of the books rather than a direct remake of the movie. Semantics I know, but in this case I think it might make a difference. I am remaining optimistic.
As for the books, they were a little easier to reread as an Adult, for me the meandering plot was a struggle as a kid. Even still, I got through to the fourth book I think before I just needed a break from the series as an Adult. I read a number of slower books these days and it was still hard work at times. It is definitely worth it though, they are great books if you put that aside.
@@libertyts I would actually prefer that anyways so it's all good to me. The 1984(?) movie was missing a lot of scenes the 2000 mini-series had. As a person who has not read the books I do not know if those scenes are in the books or original scenes added for the series but some of those scenes made a lot of sense from a story perspective. The way Paul was portrayed in the mini-series however really made me sad. He wasn't a leader. Just a damn kid using spice powers to bully people while having a god complex. I really hope the remake has a more mature version of Paul.
My point is that neither of the 2 versions we have so far are satisfying. Completely starting over makes way more sense. Considering how I ended up loving the story of Dune even though the media I absorbed it from was quite bad... there is a whole lot of potential in there waitng to be tapped.
For anyone else reading I would like to make it clear that I don't actually dislike the 1984 version. It was awesome for its time but anyone watching it in modern times will think I'm crazy because 40 year old CG is 40 year old CG.
Me: Nothing they do can be any worse than pruno
Brian and Jason: WoRm InFeStEd bOg WaTeR
Damn, I wanted to like the comment but it was on 69 likes
@@ScoptOriginal You can like it now. c:
@@knownas2017 thank you
Jason, "Defense against..."
Brian and I, "The Dark Arts."
"Is the iodine poisonous?"
Yes. *Yes.* But so is the chlorine in your pool. It just kills off all the little critters instead of you.
"It actually tastes alright."
"Yeah, tastes fine."
Famous last words
This is the most questionable episode Iâve seen
Famous last words "it's actually not as salty as i would've liked" "yeah it tastes fine"
When the instructions say to unscrew the bottle to allow the water that has come in contact with the iodine to wet the threads they are assuming you have submerged the bottle in a stream or pond water that you intend to drink and therefore bacteria filled water has covered the threads, if you donât allow the water that youâve put the iodine into to seep into the threads you risk drinking small amounts of contaminated water on the lip of the bottle. Apologies for the run on sentence.
Edits for clarity because Iâm tired
Thanks, hope you rest :) People need to know this stuff, it could save a life someday
*When you kill a Stingwing over some irradiated water and accidentally take a sip* +5 RADS
Thought this was gonna be some exotic hillbilly alcohol that I don't know about at first, but playing malaria roulette also works
@@RICDirector depending on the ABV of the stumpwater, it would most likely be another step in purification
I thought it said bong water at first.
next video
I do that on accident all the time đ
ReeseRabbit ....how??
Kinda looks like bong water lmao
Nicole Wren when you hit the bong sometimes the water gets in your mouth
1:09 "I'm afraid might invisibly be super dangerous"
As he walks by an exposed 5" screw sticking out of the low bridge post
Dang you were really paying attention, I didn't see that at all, even when using your timestamp took me three shots to see it. At least you know everything NOT to do from these vids :D
I love how Brian's forehead is drenched in sweat this whole episode, he clearly has a lot of confidence in the filter.
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I've always wondered if those bump keys work on European locks too (Hi from the Netherlands by the way) Since they work a little different.
what knife did Brian use to cut the bottle open?
@@theshapeshifted A modern rogue knows where to find things.
Maybe they should've tried a second run through a fresh filter just with the charcoal haha
This might be the most questionably dangerous episode in Modern Rogue history.
"DAMN FINE!" - this is my reaction to every Modern Rogue episode.
of course you upload this while im eating spaghetti
Lol
Your spaghetti is wriggling.
This manages to be more primitive than primitive technology's water filter video.
And thats what makes it great.
As far as I know primitive technology doesn't have a water filtration episode, are you referring to primitive tech tips? I think I remember seeing a water filtration video from them involving activated charcoal
@@goodboiadvsp3297 ive seen one where he builds a large water filter. builds a gaint tank with mud then does the charcoal sand small rock big rock filter. Its there if you can find it. Might not be directly in the name.
You guys remembered what the Beerists taught you! Admire the color, the aroma, give it a taste, and then talk about the finish! So heartwarming to see these callbacks :)
Brian: *calls those worms gross*
Also Brian: *celebrates putting aforementioned worms in there drinking water*
**me with a mouthful of Taco Bell** "what shall I watch on CZcams, ooooou new Episode of Modern Rogue on a Tuesday, don't mind if I do"
Brian refering to himself as a predator was the big D' energy 2019 needs
I thought it said "drinking worm infested bong water"
Next episode: Trying mithridatism (the practice of exposure to non-lethal doses of poison over time to gain immunity).
It is odorless, tasteless, noiseless, visualess, and I have trained myself over the years to be able to ingest it. Novacaine powder.
Can we just take a moment to appreciate the Modern Rogue song at the end?
Many moments. Was lovely
You can hear the full version here :D czcams.com/video/_jm4arNHYHI/video.html
@@wren7195 Aww thank you! Full version here: czcams.com/video/_jm4arNHYHI/video.html
"Hopefully this is the end of the end of the episode. If not, you'll hear a recording from the emergency room"
*3 minutes left in the video*
Oh. Oh no.
3:47 Cut to all of the times theyâve hurt themselves with sharp objects while the Benny Hill song plays in the background
The end song sounds very familiar to âdead or aliveâ, I love it
Here's the full version. :) czcams.com/video/_jm4arNHYHI/video.html
Brian: âI hope this is the end of the episode If not youâll hear a recording from the emergency roomâ
Me: (sees thereâs 2 minutes left) wait
The modern rogue: for those that miss the old TKOR content.
I love the photo shoot at end!!
Iâm glad you guys covered this now unknown what to do when Iâm dehydrated in a survival situation
Thanks for the great content!
I wanted the "some time later" after the death spiel to just cut to a hospital so badly
âMy primary pharmacy is a Texacoâ
THANK YOU! I came down here just to find this, bless you thou intellectual roguish adorable kitty being.
Having taught survival classes I do not recommend water petrifaction tablets as they tend to cause the water to taste strange , are one time use , and donât always remove all the dangerous bacteria .i would recommend a life straw mini for water petrifaction
As someone who has never taught survival, I wouldn't trust an instructor, who didn't know the difference between purification and petrification.
@@Markusbloodpet hahaha, omg dead
This is one of the best videos youâve made in a while
By far one of the best episodes.. here since the start and I loved this one.
Modern Rogue
2016-2019
"Tastes fine."
that water has to be good for you, it'd clearly good for the worms
Love these videos! Especially the parts where safety gear, like disposable gloves, are in shot for the duration and never get used :D
Fun fact. I work for a Water Treatment plant and this is dang near a small scale replica of how our filters work. A layer of sand and anthracite takes the ppm of the impurities from 1.2 to 0.08.
I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer. Fear is the ... oh my god, that water is gross!
Who else read the title as âworm infested BONG waterâ lmao
Next episode: getting out our worms with nothing but a toothpick and a phone charger!
I am so glad you made an actual sand depot commercial at the end - it made me happy đ
thought it said âdrinking work infested bong waterâ
that new theme sounds suspiciously similar to wanted dead or alive...
Because it is similar hehe czcams.com/video/_jm4arNHYHI/video.html
Congratulations on passing 1 mill!!
You guys make such amazing content, even the ads aren't bad
Wish you guys looked at the water through a microscope after each step. That would've been cool!
And, of course, they've got an interesting list of other projects on the blackboard behind them...
Rail guns sound fun
This feels king of random inspired and I love it. An homage to Grant Thompson.
That sweet Dune reference, good on ya, Jason Murphy and Brian Brushwood, I already respected you guys but now I know you know the greatest science fiction book of all time
Edit: to include Brian with the Litany against fear
When Brian said "swallow it" all my questions were answered
I need to get that song at the end on youtube.
Here you go Chris! czcams.com/video/_jm4arNHYHI/video.html
Now this is the kinda content we expect to see here on the modern rogue
Great video, loved the modern rogue form the start. Mistakenly watched this during dinner đ
I remember the "Hacking the System" episode where Brian used a piece of shirt cloth and two bottles two filter muck water ising condensation.
Using a piece of cloth would use capillary action to move the water from one container to another while leaving behind most particulates.
I'd rather fricking DIE than go near those worms.
Then (in a survival situation) that's exactly what you will do.
Yesss that Dune reference!
This was actually hilarious, amazing video!
Finally gonna try that Pruno, huh?
I lived on iodine water for three days one time having to force hydrate. That was a rough one.
What had happened? I mean what happened that you had to do that? Where were you, if you're allowed to tell? Also did you survive? you lived right?
The memorial slideshow killed me, great episode guys
Oh my god, all the and clothes and stuff they posed with, along with that comercial joke at the end, best million subscriber video, congrats guys
Hey now, David Lynch aside, Dune is an incredible movie!
david lynch is awesome. dune, not so much
@@lxxwj i have nothing against David Lynch. Honestly can't say i know what else he's done. I LOVE dune tho. It's fine if you don't like it tho, everyone has different tastes.
@@wylanvallotton4462 You gotta get on that Twin Peaks shit
@@wylanvallotton4462 twin peaks, blue velvet, mulholland drive, and the twin peaks movie (fire walk with me) are all great
@@lxxwj oh yeah, duh, I friggin love Twin Peaks! The name didn't even click until now. So yeah, how dare they say David Lynch is anything but a genius!? Twin Peaks is AMAZING
please get your old spiked hair for a roman add, that would be great.
Loved loved loved that Shining movie reference. Well done.
I love the always sunny memorial montage!
Ok but, where can i get the ending song?
You can listen here :) czcams.com/video/_jm4arNHYHI/video.html
Me and the boys uwu
I'm back early again uwu
"Please don't drink it please don't it please don't drink it"
NO
WTF
Those future video ideas, cause they all sound cool. Especially the plane ones
I was so scared they were going to superheat that water and scald themselevy
Yeah you know it's bad when even they put on thermal gloves prior to a scene, usually someone's bleeding on here when they finally go "oh we should get our safety gear on!" But seriously, yeah, people need to know that microwaving any fluid is risky. It can flash-boil, meaning you see it in the microwave not doing anything, but when you jostle it, it'll suddenly "catch" and all the heat will engage with the water molecules all at once causing a scalding hot explosion. It is VERY very dangerous to microwave fluids, please just put it in a pot and boil it on the stove. It's really not any longer timewise and it's much safer and controlled. Thanks for your comment, people need to know this stuff.
People in the emergency room: oh, it's you again, what you in for this time?
I won't feel ok until you guys upload another video
On the one hand, the lack of safety precautions taken in previous episodes affects my enjoyment of this show.
On the other hand, this was one of your best episodes to date.
Congrats on 1 mil!
Makes me thankful for water treatment and indoor plumbing.
That was the greatest montage of all time.
Loved the song...I want that to play as walk around at work....slowly....
Here's the full song :) czcams.com/video/_jm4arNHYHI/video.html
Some of my favorite water I've ever had is Creek water through a Sawyer filter. Maybe it's just because it's cold and fresh and I've been hiking but I love it.