The base blooben test, or the base Blootery test, is a form of identification of capable hermits, and if their housing fits the legal standards to start a buisness, the housing must atleast be enough to store the mandatory equipment (see: constitution page 134 articule 12), and if the owner is fit to sell goods.
@@duccboi7547according to constitution page: 134 article 12 the mandatory equipment consists of a crafting table, a furnace, a pink bed, a chest with 12 eyes of ender, a horse, and an exposed copper bulb.
Nowhere in the form does it say that you have to. The combined Gem-lap, fish-burial and Blooben quotient can help determine the validity of your request, but neither of the three automatically makes your permit more likely to be granted. Satisfying less than 30% of the conditions suggests you're not taking it seriously and will likely underutilize your permit, while satisfying 100% of them suggests you're trying too hard and you're likely to destabilize the economy.
I love how they remix their other song called "work", every time it comes into play the memories of watching Hermitcraft Season 7 just comes flooding back in
@@ghouliki another song that Grian got Jono to make for him during season 7. This (‘please hold’) is a bossa nova remix of work. If you search for it on CZcams it’ll come up and you’ll be able to hear the original.
@NNNNEEEEAAAAMMMM 1. It's funny, so I don't think he would care, and 2. I haven't seen a comment like it, but I did see "the government be waiting my time with this one." (?) But hey, yall were from an hour ago, and I just came by and saw this hell of a funny comment so yall sort this out ig.
I was just thinking to myself that the song must almost be over while I was reading the comments and scrolled back up to see that only 1 minute had passed...
Has the added benefit of slowing down your walk speed as well (pending you don't have Soul Speed) which only enhances the feeling that you're slogging through the wait line
While the video is titled "Radio Version", the text overlaying the thumbnail says "Radio Edit". Unlike "Radio Version", "Radio Edit" implies censored and shortened down to fit radio constraints. There's no swearing being removed, but the total length is 1 second shorter than the official version, and I think that's just brilliant.
@@ashhplayz9489 I wasn't saying there's swearing. I said no swearing was being removed, so the only thing that COULD make it a radio edit (as is written on the thumbnail) is the fact it's 1 second shorter. That is the most hilariously dull and benign change that could be made, and very fitting for the song.
Audience: Nice cheerful background music! Hermits: *LONGEST 5 MIN EVER!!!* . . Meanwhile: *Poor Scar crying in the corner at the DHP because of the "On Hold" PTSD*
Five years later: Xisuma: Welcome to HC Season 13! Today, we're gonna start a brand new season. Scar, if you want to say something, tell us please. Scar: Grian still "on hold"-ing meee! Grian: Oh, come ooon, it's been 5 years, forget about it! Scar: Oh, noo... you get back here, Mr.Wafflehead-Men. I want my mob permit back- aahhhh *GoodTimeWithScar fell from high place*
The moment I saw the name Jono pop up in the subtitles the biggest smile just exploded onto my face. And the fact that it's a remix of work, which was made for all the stuff Grian definitely wanted to spend time on in season 7, is just ten times better. Absolutely Amazing, now please hold...
This is catchy but also feels like it's on a loop even when it isn't, very elevator/government building vibes, and I'm here for it cause it matches so well with the Hermit Permit Office!
Ive said this before but Jono is a genius. The way he can encapsulate a situation or emotion or energy and harness that into his musical stylings is amazing. Couldnt shout Jono's [praises and musical talent in any higher regard. I am truely envious of this mans creativity and compositional skills
This is the better version, it gives the feeling on being on an actual phone call and this is the actual 'please hold for a moment' song, which means jono did something right with this one lol
This song makes me feel like "WOAHHHHHHH, hold your horses dude. Please hold. Stop worrying so much. Your life can be in as much turmoil as YOU like to make it, and yet you must realize that there is peace in every argument, problem, anything that comes your way because of you or others..." I know many of us may be in such situations as well, so just relax and realize your life doesn't need to crumble by your mind just because of whatever is going on. I hope this reaches the right people and I also hope this is a call to changing yourself for the better and doing what is right: apologize for your mistakes and remember to appreciate the tiny, surreal moments that come by you because they may not always stay...
An hour or 10 hour version with cuts in random spots where you think they are answering the phone but its a automated message that just reminds us that our call is important
Actually a perfect fit for purpose song. I can feel my blood boil waiting on hold for 10 minutes lol. But at the same time it is really pleasant and nice!
This song works excruciatingly well for its purpose, I decided to watch this entire thing and as I thought it must be near the end if pained me to find out I was only half wag through it
WE PASSIN THE BASE BLOOBEN TEST WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥💯💯
Yessir!!!
The base blooben test, or the base Blootery test, is a form of identification of capable hermits, and if their housing fits the legal standards to start a buisness, the housing must atleast be enough to store the mandatory equipment (see: constitution page 134 articule 12), and if the owner is fit to sell goods.
@@duccboi7547 ⬅️🌚💬
Sorry I'm going to have to put you on hold
@@duccboi7547according to constitution page: 134 article 12 the mandatory equipment consists of a crafting table, a furnace, a pink bed, a chest with 12 eyes of ender, a horse, and an exposed copper bulb.
"We value your call....please continue to hold for the next available Hermet Permet Representitive"
*one hour later*
"I'm sorry, but our office has closed for the day. Please try again next Sunday at 2 PM HST (Hermit standard time). Goodbye."
@@donb.7390gone fishing (for more mending)
@@donb.7390dude that’s such a messed up thing to do to someone
@@SPAC3H3R0 Welcome to the Permit office. We are here to help sometimes.
What do you mean I had to do several laps around Gem’s lighthouse?!
Nowhere in the form does it say that you have to. The combined Gem-lap, fish-burial and Blooben quotient can help determine the validity of your request, but neither of the three automatically makes your permit more likely to be granted. Satisfying less than 30% of the conditions suggests you're not taking it seriously and will likely underutilize your permit, while satisfying 100% of them suggests you're trying too hard and you're likely to destabilize the economy.
Sorry, I'll hold you.
@@Scypekso, can i get my permit now?
Sorry I'm going to have to put you on hold
@Wmann I'm gonna have to put you on hold.
I want this to be my "leave a message" tone. I'll never call back, but it will give them hope! After all, I'm only here to help *sometimes* :D
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Tru
Sorry I'm going to have to put you on hold
I have already download both the video and audio
of the radio version.
Isn’t it funny that this song is about working which is the exact opposite of Grians mentality in the permit office.
I love how they remix their other song called "work", every time it comes into play the memories of watching Hermitcraft Season 7 just comes flooding back in
And I cry every time
MY FIRST SEASON, DONT MAKE ME CRY
NOSTALGIA AHH
I like how you call an entire remix a ‘lil reference’
i watched season 7 sporadically, could you maybe explain what "work" was?
@@ghouliki another song that Grian got Jono to make for him during season 7. This (‘please hold’) is a bossa nova remix of work. If you search for it on CZcams it’ll come up and you’ll be able to hear the original.
This genre of music has a magical ability to warp time. Making 5 minutes feel like eternity
i literally looked several times to see if this was over yet
SAME
I'm two minutes into the video and I swear it's been 10..
cuz its very repetitive
The melody takes FOREVER to resolve
The idea that there even needs to BE a radio version of this song is. Wild in the best way.
Sorry I'm going to have to put you on hold
I love that the radio edit is 1 second shorter
It sounds like it's playing through an elevator speaker. That's the difference
@@alfiee.8wow, there's already a hold bot
word.
The fact that the radio version is ONE ENTIRE SECOND shorter is just perfection!
Sorry, I'm going to have to put you on hold
Gone fishin'
They removed all profanity in this version
Ohhh thats why
@@JAR__like ur pfp why did matpat leave😢
Oh there's another version as well, incredible
I can hear Scar's blood pressure rising as I listen to this
Sorry I'm going to have to put you on hold
@@alfiee.8 Grian's the type of person to put us on hold while we are on hold.
Sorry imma have to put you on hold for that
WHATS A BLOOBI-BLOOM-euh BLOOMINGTON TEST???
@@jeremypanjaitan4039 get back on hold
WE WASTING OUR TIME AT THE PERMIT OFFICE WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
This was posted 14 minutes after somebody ells posted the same comment this man is a thief
Sorry I'm going to have to put you on hold
@NNNNEEEEAAAAMMMM 1. It's funny, so I don't think he would care, and 2. I haven't seen a comment like it, but I did see "the government be waiting my time with this one." (?) But hey, yall were from an hour ago, and I just came by and saw this hell of a funny comment so yall sort this out ig.
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I was just thinking to myself that the song must almost be over while I was reading the comments and scrolled back up to see that only 1 minute had passed...
me too
Real
Grain, you should put soul sand under the floor so you can explain why scar feels like his soul is being drained in the building.
Has the added benefit of slowing down your walk speed as well (pending you don't have Soul Speed) which only enhances the feeling that you're slogging through the wait line
soul sand under a carpet would be peak
@solarprogeny6736 it's ice under soul sand that increases the slow down right?
I hope grian does this@@solarprogeny6736
Oh wow, such pure and enjoyable music. I'm sure it won't be used to being pain and frustration to 27 people playing on a Minecraft server!
26 actually. One is enjoying the fact that the others are suffering.
he's gonna Pavlov them into intense blind fury when they hear this song
While the video is titled "Radio Version", the text overlaying the thumbnail says "Radio Edit". Unlike "Radio Version", "Radio Edit" implies censored and shortened down to fit radio constraints. There's no swearing being removed, but the total length is 1 second shorter than the official version, and I think that's just brilliant.
what swearing??
@@ashhplayz9489 I wasn't saying there's swearing. I said no swearing was being removed, so the only thing that COULD make it a radio edit (as is written on the thumbnail) is the fact it's 1 second shorter. That is the most hilariously dull and benign change that could be made, and very fitting for the song.
Legends say scar is still waiting in the hermit permit office to this very day.
WE AINT MAKIN IT OUT OF THE HERMIT PERMIT OFFICE WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥💯💯
WE AINT EVEN MAKIN IT IN 🗣🔥🔥💯💯 WE CAN'T FIND THE OTHER DOOR
@@ellispipermusic WE HAVEN'T FOUND ANY DOORS, WE'RE LOST IN AN UNDERGROUND TUNNEL ‼ ‼
🔥🔥🗣🗣💯💯
@@lily_lou_ME AND THE BOYS IN THE SEWERS LOOKING FOR A DOOR 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Sorry I'm going to have to put you on hold
WE GONNA GOT PUT ON HOLD WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯
Audience: Nice cheerful background music!
Hermits: *LONGEST 5 MIN EVER!!!*
.
.
Meanwhile:
*Poor Scar crying in the corner at the DHP because of the "On Hold" PTSD*
Sorry I'm going to have to put you on hold
No, wait, please. Don't go. I have been on hold for 48 hours.
@@Dr._Inferno, can you wait for another couple of minutes while we file away some paperwork, it won't take too long.
@@ronaldplays4671ITS BEEN FIVE YEARS
Five years later:
Xisuma: Welcome to HC Season 13!
Today, we're gonna start a brand new season. Scar, if you want to say something, tell us please.
Scar: Grian still "on hold"-ing meee!
Grian: Oh, come ooon, it's been 5 years, forget about it!
Scar: Oh, noo... you get back here, Mr.Wafflehead-Men. I want my mob permit back- aahhhh
*GoodTimeWithScar fell from high place*
WE FORMIN A DEEP HATRED FOR BUREAUCRACY WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥💯💯
Sorry, I'm going to have to put you on hold
I love the bureaucracy
I´m german. We get an 80 year free trial with our birth certificate
Love how there is 2 different versions of this amazing song, definitely feels like a song you might hear at the dmv
Sorry I'm going to have to put you on hold
@@alfiee.8 sorry im gonna have to put you on hold
@@spikethecreepyperson1640 I’m deeply sorry, but I’m gonna have to put you on hold.
@@atomicx5902 Im so so so sorry, but im gonna have to put you on hold.
lowkey some of the best hold music I've heard. it's not even punctuated by "DiD yOu KnOw... We OfFeR fReE sTuFf!!!"
Sorry, I'm going to have to put you on hold
Thank you for holding. Your call is extremely important to us. Please continue to hold for the next available associate.
@@Sweetmint_warriorcatsno imma put you on hold if I see u on another comment
This needs to be on Spotify.
FRRR
Unlikely because this is a commissioned piece of music and Jono doesn't upload his hermit commissions to Spotify.
Sorry, I'm going to have to put you on hold
I generally do want this on spotify
I'm gonna have to put you on hold for a second
WE'RE TAKING 10 LAPS AROUND GEM'S LIGHTHOUSE WITH THIS ONE ‼‼🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥
Sorry I'm going to have to put you on hold
WE'RE TAKING 10 LAPS ACROSS GEM'S WIRES WITH THIS ONE !!!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
WE AINT GETTING A NEW PERMIT WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥💯💯
Sorry, I'm going to have to put you on hold
@@Sweetmint_warriorcats noooo
The moment I saw the name Jono pop up in the subtitles the biggest smile just exploded onto my face. And the fact that it's a remix of work, which was made for all the stuff Grian definitely wanted to spend time on in season 7, is just ten times better. Absolutely Amazing, now please hold...
WE HIDIN SALMON IN THE SHOPPING DISTRICT WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥💯
Why would you do that? That was there to make sure you *didn't* do that.
@@zorimanar2247 To protest.
Okay, @@MrDUneven, but I cant submit this form like that. You need to go remove that fish, or I can't have your permit made.
WE ARE NOT GOING BACK HOME FOR LUNCH WITH THIS ONE ‼️‼️🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥
WE RUNNING CIRCLES AROUND THE LIGHT HOUSE WITH THIS ONE 🔊🔊🔥🔥🔥
Sorry, I'm going to have to put you on hold
This is catchy but also feels like it's on a loop even when it isn't, very elevator/government building vibes, and I'm here for it cause it matches so well with the Hermit Permit Office!
Gotta love when Grain says "....."
Fire lyrics fr
WE AINT GETTING OUR PERMIT WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯
We were watching this as a family, and my one year old was vibing at the end of the episode. We had to come here to wait and dance at the DHP.
THAT'S SO CUTEEEE ❤❤
WE DOIN LAPS ROUND GEM'S LIGHTHOUSE WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
WE MAKIN IT OUTA THE SHOPPING DISTRICT WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯
Sorry I'm going to have to put you on hold
Grain: uh sir, this is a wendy's
who is this grain character?
@@kumori_77the bread retexture from s7
uhh I've never heard of grain before who is he
Bread 👍 🥖
Sorry I'm going to have to put you on hold
WE HOLDIN FOR THE NEXT AVAILABLE REPRESENTATIVE WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥💯💯
Sorry, I'm going to have to put you on hold
@@Sweetmint_warriorcatsok that is it you r on hold
WE WAITIN FOR THE EMPLOYEE TO COME BACK WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯
Sorry, I'm going to have to put you on hold
@@Sweetmint_warriorcatsur on hold still
WE GETING THE DIRT PERMIT WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯
Jono music never gets old. I want the 10 hour version
Oh please no. Do you want to listen to it for 10 days straight without looping it?
10 hours will feel like 10 lifetimes. That is a death wish
10 hours later…
“Congratulations! You have escaped the simulation! Welcome to the real world!”@@user-hh1gd2hz5p
You'll get one soon. Please Hold for now
I love that the difference between the radio edit and the regular version is 1 sec. 1 measly little second of reprieve
WE GETTING THE MENDING BOOK WITH THIS ONE 🗣🔥💯💯💯
AND THE CROWD WENT DOING LAPS AROUND GEM'S LIGHTHOUSE WITH THIS ONE🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥
WE MIGHT SOMETIMES GET HELP WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯💯
WE AIN’T MAKING IT TO DINNER OR BREAKFAST WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥
WE GOING FISHING WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯
Ive said this before but Jono is a genius. The way he can encapsulate a situation or emotion or energy and harness that into his musical stylings is amazing. Couldnt shout Jono's [praises and musical talent in any higher regard. I am truely envious of this mans creativity and compositional skills
You bet I just watched both versions, both of which had my full attention. I particularly liked the bit with the fish XD
I am absolutely sitting here just jamming to this. I unironically love it.
This is the better version, it gives the feeling on being on an actual phone call and this is the actual 'please hold for a moment' song, which means jono did something right with this one lol
I love how the audio on this one is a little more fuzzy. Like it's being played through old speakers.
ive been listening this for 1h straight on loop
save me
No one can save you 😔😔
ACING THE BASE BLOOBEN TEST WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯
The song work itself already gives me massive nostalgia but now that its in another song that feeling has doubled
This song makes me feel like "WOAHHHHHHH, hold your horses dude. Please hold. Stop worrying so much. Your life can be in as much turmoil as YOU like to make it, and yet you must realize that there is peace in every argument, problem, anything that comes your way because of you or others..." I know many of us may be in such situations as well, so just relax and realize your life doesn't need to crumble by your mind just because of whatever is going on.
I hope this reaches the right people and I also hope this is a call to changing yourself for the better and doing what is right: apologize for your mistakes and remember to appreciate the tiny, surreal moments that come by you because they may not always stay...
I'm Sorry But I'm Going To Have To Put You On Hold
Work all day
*Wait all day
Sorry I'm going to have to put you on hold
Thanks, I needed a soundtrack for my elevator.
WE GETTING OUT OF THE QUEUE WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥
it's queue
Sorry, I'm going to have to put you on hold
@@solarprogeny6736
@@solarprogeny6736 I _thought_ it looked weird. Thanks, lol!
Just finished watching the hc episode now I’m moving on to this 🦄
same
I love that how in order to sell this, he's only pretending to look busy.
Which is just peak government work.
"we close in 5 minutes"
*proceeds to play a 5 minute waiting song*
Exactly what the government would do XD
The irony of this being a remix of a song called 'work' is not lost.
This permit office is basically a lobotomy
THE GOVERNMENT WASTIN MY TIME WITH THIS 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
Based pfp
Sorry, I'm going to have to put you on hold
WE GOIN BE IGNORING THE OTHER HERMITS WITH THIS ONE🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
the way that i need this on spotify is unreal
Well, this song will be in scars nightmares for the rest of time…
I *will* listen to a 10 hour long loop of this, and there's nothing Grian can do to stop me
Awesome and lovely song
Sorry I'm going to have to put you on hold
Scar has been real quiet since this dropped 🗣️🔥
WE NEVER GETTING THE PERMIT FORM FILLED OUT WITH THIS ONE🔥🔥‼️‼️🗣🗣
WOOOOO
WE NEED A 10 HOUR VERSION OF THIS
Just put in on loop
I'm Sorry But I'm Going To Have To Put You On Hold
Please stay on the line. Your call is important to us.
listened to this for 6 hours on loop yesterday absolutely gas
WE DYING OF OLD AGE IN THE PERMIT OFFICE WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥💯🔥💯💯
WHAT THE HELL IS THE BLOOBEN TEST 🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯
“Erm… Sorry i’ve gotta put you on hold real quick…”
Sorry, I'm going to have to put you on hold
@@Conorodactyl
Hi there, this is jake, thank you for holding for the permit, how may i…, wait sorry there must be mistake, sorry i gotta put you on hold again😂
@@Sweetmint_warriorcatsI'm gonna have to put you on hold for putting someone on hold
*gasp* DON'T YOU DARE!!!!!@@thewolfforest3359
Scar ain't never making a permit with this one! 🔥🔥🔥
An hour or 10 hour version with cuts in random spots where you think they are answering the phone but its a automated message that just reminds us that our call is important
I could listen to this continuously and still never get tired of it, I love it
Thought this was a new hermitcraft video and was shocked by how recent the last one was until I looked at the channel 😆
I've been baffled. He did make another video
We making it Outta the Rift with This one
Scar after he saw this : ☠️
this must be put on spotify!! I need this in my playlist
This is like a lofi remix of work and I'm obsessed ❤❤
We aint making it out of hold with this one🔥🔥🗣️🗣️💯💯
playing on loop until the next episode 😎
Perfect audio to play as scar comes into the HPO and Grain is muted. Poor Scar.
Suddenly, this is my new ringtone
WE NOT GETTIN THAT MOBS PERMIT WITH THIS ONE!! 🔥 🗣️
WE SITTING IN THE OFFICE CONFUSED BY HALF THE QUESTIONS WITH THIS ONE!!! 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥❗️❗️❗️💯💯💯
WE CAMPIN OUTSIDE THE NON EXISTENT PERMIT OFFICE DOOR WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯
This is going to be the background music in my brain for a while.
WE SKIPPING EPISODE 8 WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥
Actually a perfect fit for purpose song. I can feel my blood boil waiting on hold for 10 minutes lol. But at the same time it is really pleasant and nice!
WE AIN'T WORKING ALL DAY WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥💯
This song works excruciatingly well for its purpose, I decided to watch this entire thing and as I thought it must be near the end if pained me to find out I was only half wag through it
THE HERMIT PERMIT OFFICE MIGHT OPEN ON MONDAY WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
WE BEING PUT ON HOLD WITH THIS ONE🗣️🔥🔥🔥
we need this on spotify!!!!!!!
His dedication to the bit is unmatched.
WE NOT GETTING WORK DONE WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🗣🗣💯💯
Sorry, I'm going to have to put you on hold
jono nails it again!