Can You Beat Super Mario 64 if 126,000 Goombas Try To Stop You?

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  • What if 126,000 Goombas tried to stop you from reaching Bowser in Super Mario 64? Is it possible to beat the game this way? Let's push the game to its limits!
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    Written, researched, and gameplay by SwankyBox.
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    Music credits:
    Songs from various Super Mario OST's:
    "Dr. Mario Fever" - Super Smash Bros Melee (Version)
    "Cascade Kingdom (Fossil Falls)" - Super Mario Odyssey
    "Chimp's Challenge" - Super Mario Galaxy 2
    "Corona Mountain" - Super Mario Sunshine
    "Yoshi Story (Ending) - Super Smash Bros Brawl (Version)
    "Final Bowser Fight" - Super Mario Galaxy 2
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  • @baconchan8939
    @baconchan8939 Pƙed 3 lety +2483

    So Bowser came with an actual army this time

    • @seronymus
      @seronymus Pƙed 3 lety +16

      I keep seeing you

    • @The_Mad_Regent
      @The_Mad_Regent Pƙed 3 lety +89

      And he still lost.

    • @Kora_Bronze
      @Kora_Bronze Pƙed 3 lety +4

      Mario64

    • @Fr0staX
      @Fr0staX Pƙed 3 lety +77

      Bowser: We have an army.
      Mushroom Kingdom: We have a Mario.

    • @Tony_II
      @Tony_II Pƙed 3 lety +26

      @@Fr0staX And a Luigi.

  • @woofbark6575
    @woofbark6575 Pƙed 3 lety +3043

    I died of laughter when the goombas literally crowd-surfed you from lethal lava land to shifting sand land.

  • @evangonzalez3363
    @evangonzalez3363 Pƙed 3 lety +1137

    Goombas: "We have you 126,00 to one!"
    Mario: *"I like those odds."*

    • @liamhansolo1464
      @liamhansolo1464 Pƙed 3 lety +36

      126,000*

    • @lolstalgic9602
      @lolstalgic9602 Pƙed 3 lety +44

      “Then it’s a fair fight”

    • @py_346
      @py_346 Pƙed 3 lety +9

      @@lolstalgic9602 All crusiers, fire at will! Burn their mongrel hides!

    • @thebenholdorf
      @thebenholdorf Pƙed 3 lety +8

      @@py_346 but they are going for one person only: mario

    • @platinumfactor
      @platinumfactor Pƙed 2 lety +10

      You're missing a zero, bud.

  • @notthisuniverse
    @notthisuniverse Pƙed 3 lety +751

    "It wasn't until I noticed his body, that I realised I had won"
    Excellent quote

    • @nicemr.ketchup7783
      @nicemr.ketchup7783 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      Sussy baka

    • @ginosko_
      @ginosko_ Pƙed 2 lety +5

      This thumbnail is the worst thing I've ever seen in my life

    • @shadowwolf8434
      @shadowwolf8434 Pƙed 2 lety +5

      A dam badass description of defeating bowser

    • @baconJustPlays
      @baconJustPlays Pƙed 2 lety +5

      @@ginosko_ you like your own comment seriously

    • @Caseofgames
      @Caseofgames Pƙed rokem +1

      @@baconJustPlays How did you know he liked his own comment?

  • @Harmless_Music
    @Harmless_Music Pƙed 3 lety +1473

    “Spamming tons of enemies is bad level design”
    Super Mario 64 modders:

    • @ian09srb26
      @ian09srb26 Pƙed 3 lety +112

      Super Mario Maker 2 Community:

    • @SquidyStudios
      @SquidyStudios Pƙed 3 lety +32

      Little Timmys in a nutshell

    • @ian09srb26
      @ian09srb26 Pƙed 3 lety +9

      @@SquidyStudios I already mentioned that if you couldn’t tell.

    • @SquidyStudios
      @SquidyStudios Pƙed 3 lety +19

      I have brain damage

    • @k96man
      @k96man Pƙed 3 lety +12

      Serious Sam:"how come nobody told me!"

  • @tamamoexe
    @tamamoexe Pƙed 3 lety +2799

    these aren’t goombas, these are all the people who didn’t watch The Super Mario Super Show

    • @paxtonthegamer2217
      @paxtonthegamer2217 Pƙed 3 lety +202

      DO THE MARIO SWING UR ARMS FROM SIDE TO SIDE

    • @MeleeFox2004
      @MeleeFox2004 Pƙed 3 lety +245

      AND IF YOU DON’T WATCH IT...
      YOU’RE GONNA TURN INTO A GOOMBA!!!!

    • @MeleeFox2004
      @MeleeFox2004 Pƙed 3 lety +18

      @Reyan Mahir I don’t have a brother...

    • @DragonGrafx-16
      @DragonGrafx-16 Pƙed 3 lety +7

      They are the ones that took drugs and went to hell before they died.

    • @eur0be4t3r
      @eur0be4t3r Pƙed 3 lety +4

      maybe cuz we wheren't born yet

  • @icanhearcolors3984
    @icanhearcolors3984 Pƙed 2 lety +113

    12:08 "The crowd will carry you off to the edge of the map, as you cry in agony" I couldn't stop laughing at that

  • @inakandler7086
    @inakandler7086 Pƙed 2 lety +55

    So you tell us about the sound the goomba makes in the aquarium but YOU DON'T SHOW US???

    • @Vespyr_
      @Vespyr_ Pƙed 14 dny +2

      He likes the sound of his own voice too much lol 😂

  • @RabidKanid
    @RabidKanid Pƙed 3 lety +2315

    Every Goomba that has ever existed put in one game: "There's Mario! GET HIM!"

    • @cinnamoone3553
      @cinnamoone3553 Pƙed 3 lety +53

      this is the single most beautiful statement ever

    • @Scrubermensch
      @Scrubermensch Pƙed 3 lety +17

      Is this a reference to speedrunner x youtubers where charii5 made a GET HIM Toad voice?

    • @user-mx8yn2vi3q
      @user-mx8yn2vi3q Pƙed 3 lety +20

      They’re all from super Mario maker

    • @nabbitgohome9672
      @nabbitgohome9672 Pƙed 3 lety +16

      (Smg4 refence) Get the mother (Beeeep)
      (For any kids that maybe are reading this comment)

    • @AGrayPhantom
      @AGrayPhantom Pƙed 3 lety +13

      The exception: the allied Goombas (like Goombella) from the Paper Mario games â˜ș

  • @El_Omar2203
    @El_Omar2203 Pƙed 3 lety +950

    Took me a bit too long to realize that the 126,000 Goombas are spread through all the game, not on each level. 😅

  • @brianjenkins3602
    @brianjenkins3602 Pƙed 3 lety +65

    37:23 "And (so) like a mad alchemist, we begin transforming soft goomba bodies into solid gold with the daftness of our slide kick."
    Positively Shakespearean

  • @SegaDisneyUniverse
    @SegaDisneyUniverse Pƙed 3 lety +132

    28:23 I literally laughed so hard that I ended up getting a headache! That 0 to death combo was absolute gold!đŸ€Ł

    • @rafedewar4701
      @rafedewar4701 Pƙed rokem +1

      Look at them playing with stage hazards on.

  • @Vgamer311
    @Vgamer311 Pƙed 3 lety +532

    I feel like this is just a test of patience more than anything else. There’s nothing actually stopping you from just bouncing for a few hours on every star.

    • @ManoredRed
      @ManoredRed Pƙed 3 lety +48

      But then you if you screw something up you have to start over. The challenge is finding the strategy with the best chance of success for time invested, then developing the skill to pull it off.
      I mean, you can make use of slow but easy cheeses in most games. The entire genre of RPGs can be made into a cake-walk by just grinding until you're super-strong and therefore not needing any strategy in battle. But that's boring.

    • @placeholder4029
      @placeholder4029 Pƙed 3 lety +28

      @@ManoredRed That's actually a thing in game design. Game designers have to stop players from "optimizing the fun out of a game".

    • @ManoredRed
      @ManoredRed Pƙed 3 lety +8

      @@placeholder4029 Yes, avoiding including easy but boring ways to win.

    • @seandobbins2231
      @seandobbins2231 Pƙed rokem +3

      @@ManoredRed to be fair, time only matters if it's relevant to the challenge. If not relevant, then any method is considered viable, even if slow. Also, while a lot of games do provide "easier" ways to beat the game and its challenges, there are quite a few that either simply don't or at least include harder challenges that do require you to optimize and have a certain level of skill, including many RPGs.
      In any case, games are meant to be fun and to be beaten by the average player so most aren't made terribly difficult and will give multiple methods of beating challenges, including slower routes that require patience.

    • @ManoredRed
      @ManoredRed Pƙed rokem

      @@seandobbins2231 I think time becomes relevant to the challenge when it requires you to continuously perform an action correctly for a very long time, because then it asks the question of whenever its feasible for a human to do so. Humans make mistakes, specially when exhaustion is added in.

  • @goreobsessed2308
    @goreobsessed2308 Pƙed 3 lety +643

    Absolutely floored that the game engine can handle that

    • @nintentionsmusic7060
      @nintentionsmusic7060 Pƙed 3 lety +105

      I think he had to mod it, the previous goomba video he said that the actual game would crash if it loaded that many entities at once.

    • @goreobsessed2308
      @goreobsessed2308 Pƙed 3 lety +36

      @@nintentionsmusic7060 removed collision which honestly made it that much harder

    • @benjaminshields9421
      @benjaminshields9421 Pƙed 3 lety +65

      @@goreobsessed2308 other way around. Getting it to work with collision would make this impossible, with the game calculating that much math at once.
      It's the same reason volumetric fluid simulations are tough to run- tons of tiny particles and their collisions

    • @tjeffersonb
      @tjeffersonb Pƙed 3 lety +14

      Probably was just using an insanely strong emulator. Plus, yeah 126,000 is a big number, but compared to some other entities goomba’s aren’t exactly the most advanced or anything.

    • @snowob
      @snowob Pƙed 3 lety +30

      the thing is... it cant. super mario 64's engine only has 240 object slots. the game has been modded to fundamentally change the engine

  • @kaboomblossom8736
    @kaboomblossom8736 Pƙed 3 lety +104

    19:56 Fun Fact: The poles won't spawn until you beat bowser and the fire sea for the first time.

    • @angussargent9204
      @angussargent9204 Pƙed rokem +8

      Yea, that triggered me when he didn’t know that 😭😭😭

    • @manioqqqq
      @manioqqqq Pƙed rokem +18

      If the Poles won't spawn, my entire country is gone. đŸ‡”đŸ‡±đŸ‡”đŸ‡±đŸ‡”đŸ‡±đŸ‡”đŸ‡±

    • @thankyounothankyou9722
      @thankyounothankyou9722 Pƙed rokem

      ​@@manioqqqqonce again...

    • @manioqqqq
      @manioqqqq Pƙed rokem

      @@thankyounothankyou9722 but, like fr this time

  • @tulipproductions1362
    @tulipproductions1362 Pƙed 2 lety +89

    This is an accurate representation of how a mario warriors game would look like, slaying millions of goombas 😂

  • @skeletorthebest7204
    @skeletorthebest7204 Pƙed 3 lety +476

    There are no “referenced checkpoints” in the Cool Cool Mountain slide. The game determines whether you’ve cheated or not by seeing if you’ve been the air for 2 seconds or more, or if you’ve taken the shortcut.

    • @calemr
      @calemr Pƙed 3 lety +62

      Thanks, Skeletor!

    • @dormanius
      @dormanius Pƙed 3 lety +8

      How does it check if you used the shortcut without a checkpoint

    • @calemr
      @calemr Pƙed 3 lety +31

      @@dormanius perhaps the shortcut doesn't count as being on the slide, and thus you're off the slide too long? Or there's a trigger on the entrance.

    • @skeletorthebest7204
      @skeletorthebest7204 Pƙed 3 lety +48

      @@dormanius There’s a trigger in the shortcut area that lets the penguin know you cheated.

    • @MysticalOriginz
      @MysticalOriginz Pƙed 3 lety +7

      @@skeletorthebest7204 no it’s based on your position relative to your height. Simple said this in one of the 10vs1 races

  • @KrazyLanLo199
    @KrazyLanLo199 Pƙed 3 lety +112

    27:01 "no matter where you go you can't escape the flood, it's everywhere and all consuming, try to clear it away but it only gets worse" in Halo that would be a scary thing to hear

    • @uncroppedsoop
      @uncroppedsoop Pƙed 2 lety +8

      This is debatably harder to survive, though, when you take into account how crazy fast, mobile, durable, and strong Mario canonically is, and how he's just getting ragdolled around

  • @milesfoster8190
    @milesfoster8190 Pƙed 2 lety +39

    27:29 eventually, Mario stopped thinking.

  • @XxWhiteBoyxX1000
    @XxWhiteBoyxX1000 Pƙed 3 lety +59

    I like how once a star spawns everything around is frozen and you can see that sweet 60fps 😂

    • @thatguyalex2835
      @thatguyalex2835 Pƙed 2 lety +3

      I am curious how this game can handle 126,000 moving items Goombas in general. :) I wonder if he modded his N64, or used a PC emulator (he owns the game).

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios Pƙed 2 lety +3

      @@thatguyalex2835 they aren't loaded in all at once

    • @thatguyalex2835
      @thatguyalex2835 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      @@HappyBeezerStudios I understand, but I am still impressed.

  • @daskampffredchen9242
    @daskampffredchen9242 Pƙed 3 lety +581

    Makes this a ROM and send it to SimpleFlips

    • @Scrubermensch
      @Scrubermensch Pƙed 3 lety +40

      Shoutouts to dimplekicks
      I thought the same though

    • @escouleshaire
      @escouleshaire Pƙed 3 lety +23

      @@Scrubermensch simple di- *[DELETED]*

    • @DawnLynnCat
      @DawnLynnCat Pƙed 3 lety +5

      Not possible until someone fixes TTM.

    • @its_heeho
      @its_heeho Pƙed 3 lety +2

      Nice pfp

    • @ZNemerald
      @ZNemerald Pƙed 3 lety +9

      They should remove coins coming out of goombas for extra challenge

  • @thememerytp1414
    @thememerytp1414 Pƙed 3 lety +120

    I like how often getting hit by a goomba led to some insane chain reaction that results in someone's death

  • @EnglandRemoval
    @EnglandRemoval Pƙed 3 lety +7

    17:48
    "Sorry jimbo, you're going to shifting sand lands"

  • @DoctorTex
    @DoctorTex Pƙed 3 lety +14

    Bowser: *Calls the Goomba King* So, about that favor...

  • @adamp9553
    @adamp9553 Pƙed 3 lety +164

    22:38 Mario the plumber meets his plumber match: a toilet clogged of Goombas

  • @Lavettery1231
    @Lavettery1231 Pƙed 3 lety +678

    POV: you’re the only person who watched the super Mario bros super show.

    • @Dan-do2pl
      @Dan-do2pl Pƙed 3 lety +65

      POV: you only know the Mario dance

    • @duncangaming4165
      @duncangaming4165 Pƙed 3 lety +30

      You're gonna get turned into a goomba!

    • @SoggyCheese13
      @SoggyCheese13 Pƙed 3 lety +5

      Your not the only one

    • @chocopato
      @chocopato Pƙed 3 lety +16

      If u dont watch the super mario brothers sĂșper show u are gonna turn into a goomba!

    • @gigaprofisi
      @gigaprofisi Pƙed 3 lety +2

      w h a t

  • @DiggitySlice
    @DiggitySlice Pƙed 2 lety +12

    The way they're just on top of random objects, dynamically wandering, and falling randomly from the sky makes me immensely happy.

  • @Leadhead
    @Leadhead Pƙed 3 lety +1012

    This is the cutest channel ever, man. Every video is like my childhood imagination made manifest

  • @weebsquit347
    @weebsquit347 Pƙed 3 lety +365

    Woah! Super Mario 64 Warriors is looking really neat. I bet you can unlock a Piranha Plant.

  • @ManoredRed
    @ManoredRed Pƙed 3 lety +133

    I'm surprised the game can handle this at all without exploding. I guess its due to all the resource-saving features the devs loaded into the game, such as cancelling interactions above a certain limit, only spawning in nearby enemies, etc.
    Also, I saw Mario turn into the "long distance model" a few times when the camera was close. I guess the large Goomba volume made the game a little savings-happy in that regard.

    • @joester4life
      @joester4life Pƙed 7 měsĂ­ci +5

      it's all about that 4MB Memory pak. lol!

    • @keres993
      @keres993 Pƙed 3 měsĂ­ci

      Is this vanilla sm64 or are you referring to modern improvements?

    • @ManoredRed
      @ManoredRed Pƙed 3 měsĂ­ci

      @@keres993 Vanilla

  • @Dazs
    @Dazs Pƙed 2 lety +121

    Therapist: goombas are not real, they cannot hurt you
    26,000 goombas: **crowd you**

    • @MetaFanWing
      @MetaFanWing Pƙed 2 lety +8

      Actually, that’s not true.
      It’s worse.
      *It’s much worse.* (126,000)

  • @nekolovely7388
    @nekolovely7388 Pƙed 3 lety +9

    It was crazy to me that i have NEVER seen Mario 64 lag until I saw this video,its blowing my mind!!!

  • @Kurayamiblack
    @Kurayamiblack Pƙed 3 lety +102

    27:27
    "Eventually, just as we stop thinking..."
    Kars: *sneezes internally*

  • @donovanpalmer7317
    @donovanpalmer7317 Pƙed 3 lety +167

    "Yes! Please suffer for our entertainment!" I can tell this is gonna be a good one lol. Time to kick back, relax, grab a snack and enjoy this Friday night.

  • @captainjurgh8142
    @captainjurgh8142 Pƙed 3 lety +17

    Imagine if all those Goombas were replaced into Chain Chomp or the freaking ghost Piano.

  • @ColaPenBandit
    @ColaPenBandit Pƙed 2 lety +10

    19:48
    the reason from my experience on why the poles don't spawn is cause you're meant to do that star after the bowser level

  • @perks6292
    @perks6292 Pƙed 3 lety +154

    The Impossible Goomba finally has some company

    • @Eliezer3838
      @Eliezer3838 Pƙed 3 lety +14

      He’s finally the “Impossible Goombas”

    • @perks6292
      @perks6292 Pƙed 3 lety +5

      @@Eliezer3838 YES

    • @antoniasalinas513
      @antoniasalinas513 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      *Mystery Goomba

    • @ihatevendingmachines2966
      @ihatevendingmachines2966 Pƙed 3 lety +2

      He’s a lonely goomba
      Stuck between two pipes.
      He’ll guess he’ll play this gameboy
      For the rest of his life.

    • @perks6292
      @perks6292 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      @@antoniasalinas513 You are right but good luck trying to kill him. It's truly impossible.

  • @VinnieGer
    @VinnieGer Pƙed 3 lety +145

    Okay that “they’ll even try to steal your wallet” got a hard chuckle out of me.

  • @theafterparty2310
    @theafterparty2310 Pƙed rokem +8

    The water levels look absolutely beautiful with all those coins đŸ€©

  • @tommytwotacos8106
    @tommytwotacos8106 Pƙed 3 lety +10

    "Fighting the wind can be such a drag"
    I see what you did there.

  • @DaynNight1234
    @DaynNight1234 Pƙed 3 lety +76

    This video is the definition of
    *"it was him! Let's get em fellas!"*

    • @iceneko9170
      @iceneko9170 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      cue "you're courting death!" mob from chinese wixia

  • @Echo024
    @Echo024 Pƙed 3 lety +33

    19:53 The poles won’t load until you defeat Bowser in the Fire Sea. At that point, the sub disappears and the poles are loaded.

  • @DefinitiveDubs
    @DefinitiveDubs Pƙed 2 lety +8

    Swanky, you're a real funny guy. "They'll even try to steal your wallet" is a funny line on its own, but what makes it is your delivery.

  • @DoctorTex
    @DoctorTex Pƙed 3 lety +9

    Bowser: Send in *everyone.*
    Goomba King: Which one?
    Bowser: *EVERYONE!*

  • @rudymireles6818
    @rudymireles6818 Pƙed 3 lety +268

    Looks like they weren’t watching the super Mario bros super show

    • @seronymus
      @seronymus Pƙed 3 lety +6

      DO THE MARIO

    • @MrBadAtThisYT
      @MrBadAtThisYT Pƙed 3 lety +8

      @@seronymus swing your arms, from side to side

    • @seronymus
      @seronymus Pƙed 3 lety +6

      @@MrBadAtThisYT come on its time to go do the Mario

    • @MrBadAtThisYT
      @MrBadAtThisYT Pƙed 3 lety +5

      @@seronymus all together now

    • @isquack4592
      @isquack4592 Pƙed 3 lety +8

      Holy cannoli kids I’m Mario and I’m telling ya if you’re not watching the super Mario bros super show you’re going to turn into a goomba don’t be the last on your block to be playing with pasta power tune in for the wildest weekday fun in the universe join me Luigi, Princess Toadstool, and Toad we’re gonna kick some koopa, woo. The Super Mario bros Super Show afternoons at four in channel 43 kids land

  • @Stempia
    @Stempia Pƙed 3 lety +379

    Maybe it's time to go to sleep
    Swanky: "What if you out 126k goombas...?"
    Well, just one more video I suppose

  • @AndrewAJT
    @AndrewAJT Pƙed rokem +3

    19:55 the poles don’t spawn until you clear fire sea, which also makes the submarine disappear. Getting the submarine star only makes the DDD entrance move back

  • @leezypop
    @leezypop Pƙed rokem +3

    I love the uncharacteristic bitterness of Swanky when it comes to that damn roof xD

  • @Jethro-goro
    @Jethro-goro Pƙed 3 lety +75

    10:20 Fun fact! The burn timer ticks down faster while airborne, but as you see here the burn won't end until you actually land. Jumping like a madman can sometimes let you only take 2 wedges' worth of burn damage (at least in a relatively goomba-free map).
    32:42 I wonder if this is why WMoTR is considered a "cold course" by the game (mario shivers instead of falling asleep)

    • @somethingfunny9488
      @somethingfunny9488 Pƙed 2 lety +15

      Maybe the assumption that high altitudes tend to be windier/colder? Assuming it’s an actual high altitude area and not just like... an entirely separate plane of existence

    • @gengarzilla1685
      @gengarzilla1685 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      That reasoning falls flat in the face of Rainbow Ride, which isn't a cold course.

  • @minemine7_
    @minemine7_ Pƙed 3 lety +85

    People when a shop announces that they have PS5's for sale:

  • @Mc.Scrumpy
    @Mc.Scrumpy Pƙed 3 lety +19

    Is it possible to increase the awareness range of the goombas ? I'd love for all of them to just Bum rush you from every where on the map

  • @thomasmarrity2939
    @thomasmarrity2939 Pƙed 2 lety +3

    This is by far my favorite video on CZcams. The P90X reference was 👌

  • @IHateCopperGolems
    @IHateCopperGolems Pƙed 3 lety +289

    POV: You're playing a Little Timmy level

    • @Zom-bye
      @Zom-bye Pƙed 3 lety +8

      I cant stop laughing whenever I look at this

    • @nintendocat64
      @nintendocat64 Pƙed 3 lety +6

      Yeah and somehow little Timmy still made it through the floor is goomba but can’t complete nsmb U with Nabbit

    • @JoseRivera-vb7mh
      @JoseRivera-vb7mh Pƙed 3 lety +1

      Boi

    • @bimothybonetwig6059
      @bimothybonetwig6059 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      Nah you know little Timmy would give you infinitely spawning power upside or stars

    • @thebenholdorf
      @thebenholdorf Pƙed 3 lety

      this is hell

  • @UndertaleFan-cx2mc
    @UndertaleFan-cx2mc Pƙed 3 lety +46

    This is like Dead Rising. But in Super Mario 64. And instead of zombies, it's Goombas.

  • @ryanmattia433
    @ryanmattia433 Pƙed 2 lety +5

    This has to be one of the few challenges I've seen where the ghost house isn't rendered almost completely inoperable.

  • @SomeAustrianGuy_
    @SomeAustrianGuy_ Pƙed rokem +2

    "Sir, we got, like, 126 000 of our finest soldiers on standby awaiting your orders, what should they do?"
    "I got it, *GOOMBA MOSHPIT"*

  • @n-zone5723
    @n-zone5723 Pƙed 3 lety +26

    3:26 *"Long live the king..."*

  • @bassistguy
    @bassistguy Pƙed 3 lety +13

    6:31 me: waiting for example of Goomba popcorn sounds. :-(

  • @silverslinger2165
    @silverslinger2165 Pƙed 3 lety +3

    7:00 Holy ship!!!

  • @airmanon7213
    @airmanon7213 Pƙed 2 lety +4

    I think this is one of my favorite videos on this channel. I keep coming back to it!

  • @Mr.SnekMeister
    @Mr.SnekMeister Pƙed 3 lety +196

    Not gonna lie I was feeling horribly depressed today, but watching this video it made me smile through my frown and tears.

    • @sashimiroll5055
      @sashimiroll5055 Pƙed 3 lety +24

      Hey, I struggle with depression too, just remember you got this, just keep fighting, and know that you are loved.

    • @Mr.SnekMeister
      @Mr.SnekMeister Pƙed 3 lety +12

      @@sashimiroll5055 Thanks man.

    • @spicybeantofu
      @spicybeantofu Pƙed 2 lety +3

      How are you feeling?

    • @mems5766
      @mems5766 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      6:02 mostly this part

    • @Mr.SnekMeister
      @Mr.SnekMeister Pƙed 2 lety +5

      @@spicybeantofu At the moment pretty good.

  • @Void_Echoes
    @Void_Echoes Pƙed 3 lety +207

    “Yes, please suffer for our entertainment”
    Accurate- XD
    We’re sorry for subjecting you to this torment but it’s brilliant-

  • @wdelgenio
    @wdelgenio Pƙed 2 lety +5

    I would have loved to hear your initial reactions to this. Also @6:50 you describe the sound but don't play it? Why not?

  • @mathewmclean9128
    @mathewmclean9128 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    This gives me another interesting idea.
    What would Mario kart 64 be like if all the tracks were covered with banana peels? Banana peels covering every inch of the racing surface.
    That would be an interesting video!

  • @kaynynelaptop7503
    @kaynynelaptop7503 Pƙed 3 lety +199

    *Mario surrounded by goombas* -- "I'll a take a you ALL on muthaf******!!" *dives into crowd screaming*

    • @ShibuNub3305
      @ShibuNub3305 Pƙed 3 lety +22

      “Mario! What the hell are you-a doing?!”
      “Flexing my-a Italian blood and doing some _community service!”_
      *The sound of goombas getting beat to death with a wrench*

    • @thebenholdorf
      @thebenholdorf Pƙed 3 lety +2

      @@ShibuNub3305 "Oh ok, can I help? >:)"

    • @lendelostrinos4981
      @lendelostrinos4981 Pƙed 2 lety +2

      @@ShibuNub3305 I love me some brown mushroom soup đŸČ

  • @MattSeremet
    @MattSeremet Pƙed 3 lety +32

    Thumbs up for "crack the rock with our mighty butt" 26:33

    • @Thaction
      @Thaction Pƙed 3 lety +3

      Butt cracc make bigger cracc

  • @ironball2847
    @ironball2847 Pƙed 2 lety +2

    8:52
    According to pannenkoek, you just can't stay in the air for more than 2 seconds. So don't bounce off of Goombas, and you'll be okay.

  • @Selevur175
    @Selevur175 Pƙed 3 lety +2

    10:17 bowser has goomba nuts

  • @zadenhomunculus8652
    @zadenhomunculus8652 Pƙed 3 lety +81

    "I summon Kuriboh and activate Multiply!"

  • @paperhoosier
    @paperhoosier Pƙed 3 lety +49

    Bowser: "Call in the army!"

  • @DoctorTex
    @DoctorTex Pƙed 2 lety +3

    A note about the poles.
    The poles don’t spawn until after Bowser’s Sub is gone, so you need to beat the second Bowser before fully completing Dire Dire Docks.

  • @laser90
    @laser90 Pƙed 5 měsĂ­ci +1

    7:01 "Jolly Roger Bay has the least amount of coins"
    Goomba mod: *Hold my beer*

  • @tanistv1124
    @tanistv1124 Pƙed 3 lety +139

    I’m doing an impression of niccobbq: once again proving that goombas are NOT usuless

    • @cocomon3403
      @cocomon3403 Pƙed 3 lety +3

      Lol are you sorta making fun of him because of his dumb reasons in his videos

    • @icantthinkofaname8139
      @icantthinkofaname8139 Pƙed 3 lety +4

      Saftey in umbers amiright? They’re so easy to kill, but there are so many of them Its tortue

    • @tanistv1124
      @tanistv1124 Pƙed 3 lety +3

      To Cole: well yes but actually no

  • @thunderwave1
    @thunderwave1 Pƙed 3 lety +164

    19:55 The poles don’t spawn until after you beat bowser in the fire sea, don’t they?

    • @clamdove3292
      @clamdove3292 Pƙed 3 lety +19

      you are correct

    • @noname-jt6kl
      @noname-jt6kl Pƙed 3 lety +11

      Yes, I thought he played this game! Disgraceful.

    • @harsinsinquin4032
      @harsinsinquin4032 Pƙed 3 lety

      Absolutely right

    • @ZelosSama
      @ZelosSama Pƙed 3 lety +1

      @@clamdove3292 does a speedrunner 100% does bowser in the fire sea first or finish the water lever first?

    • @christophercarle111
      @christophercarle111 Pƙed 3 lety +16

      Honestly thought there would be a lot more people pointing this out

  • @DangerousMoonwalkerOfficial
    @DangerousMoonwalkerOfficial Pƙed 3 lety +2

    19:12 the wave

  • @alexhart6305
    @alexhart6305 Pƙed 8 měsĂ­ci

    That was actually more entertaining than when you flooded every single level. What was interesting is having all those goombas around, at least to me, takes away that very isolated and melancholy feeling that Mario 64 has in general- Peach’s Castle is actually a very populated and vibrant place with all those crazy goombas running around. Plus they are enemies that are kinda silly and wacky, which helps bring back that light-hearted mood that most Mario games have.
    Seeing all those coins swarm the water levels was really cool, and my eyes completely lit up when I saw how many goombas there were around Wiggler. Keep up the good work!

  • @communistcow2720
    @communistcow2720 Pƙed 3 lety +152

    The goombas have been oppressed for too long they are now rebelling.

    • @skylerbryan7096
      @skylerbryan7096 Pƙed 3 lety +5

      I absolutely love your profile picture!! one shot holds a special place in my heart :D

    • @ManoredRed
      @ManoredRed Pƙed 3 lety +3

      @@skylerbryan7096 Same. Such a good lil game. Such a cute lil protagonist.

    • @bobmelcher6681
      @bobmelcher6681 Pƙed 3 lety

      GLM

    • @aradia9726
      @aradia9726 Pƙed 3 lety

      I have that exact pfp on discord and I got really confused for a sec

  • @senseiusagi6136
    @senseiusagi6136 Pƙed 3 lety +44

    The penguin race doesn’t use checkpoint to determine that you cheated. It keeps track of how long you were in the air. If you are idk like 3-4 seconds in the air it says you cheated. (Or you use the shortcut. Then it will also say you cheated)

  • @SkyGrizzzley
    @SkyGrizzzley Pƙed 10 měsĂ­ci +1

    2:30 "They'll even try to steal your wallet." Looks like somebody has actual rave experience. I wonder what artists he's into...

  • @relentlesschaos7445
    @relentlesschaos7445 Pƙed rokem +1

    Absolutely no Goomba's were smooshed in the making of this video

  • @jis11
    @jis11 Pƙed 3 lety +64

    Goombas: It's Mario! Get him!
    Mario: jumps
    Hundreds of goombas: die
    Mario: put on trial for goomba murder
    Judge goomba: You are accused of murder, how do you plead?
    Mario: jumps
    Goombas: Here we go again

    • @Spongeyknight6491
      @Spongeyknight6491 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      I only half jumped it's called half an A press,

    • @Slender3005
      @Slender3005 Pƙed 3 lety

      Don’t ask me why, but I had a stroke reading this.

  • @OldTimeyDragon
    @OldTimeyDragon Pƙed 3 lety +49

    Wish you would've included the sound of the goombas dying underwater...

  • @OmnicidalClown1992
    @OmnicidalClown1992 Pƙed 10 měsĂ­ci +1

    I wonder if there's a version of Mario 64 where every enemy in their respected level, not only respawned not too long after they're defeated, but they also hunt you down the moment you enter the level.

  • @Echo024
    @Echo024 Pƙed 3 lety +39

    New meme speedrun category: Kill 1000 Goombas%

  • @UtenSwitch
    @UtenSwitch Pƙed 3 lety +99

    When a Goomba Mating Dance goes wrong:

  • @grr194302727385
    @grr194302727385 Pƙed měsĂ­cem +1

    >describes an amazingly cursed sound effect in a water level where all the goombas die at once
    >inexplicably decides not to play said sound for us viewers to enjoy
    >??? why tho

  • @QuicksquidUniverse
    @QuicksquidUniverse Pƙed rokem +1

    The poles don’t spawn in dire dire docks until you beat bowser in the fire sea. This is because bowser takes his submarine to escape and leaves the poles behind.

  • @pacoramon9468
    @pacoramon9468 Pƙed 3 lety +30

    2:28 Mario after becomming a Rock Star.

  • @AustinD_YT
    @AustinD_YT Pƙed 3 lety +118

    This is actually a cancelled game called Mario Wariors: Age of Goomba!
    Go back to the age before Princess Peach used her powers to seal the massive army of Goombas within the warps and empty walls!
    They couldnt find a way to time travel and ruin the story though so it got cancelled.

    • @unknownbug1524
      @unknownbug1524 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      I like it its like highrule (sorry idk how to spell hightule)wariors: age of calamity me in tho link:dead zelda:dead the monk:alive but op

    • @unknownbug1524
      @unknownbug1524 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      @PenileAugmentation sorry ik how to spell hyrule now and I messed up im on a phone not pc so my typing is not good

    • @unknownbug1524
      @unknownbug1524 Pƙed 3 lety +2

      @PenileAugmentation OK!

  • @BladeCrossEXE
    @BladeCrossEXE Pƙed rokem +2

    Oh, sweet! I always wanted a Mario Dynasty Warriors game!

  • @yohan2.098
    @yohan2.098 Pƙed rokem +1

    32:04 watefall supergoomba wants mario to take a skydiving lesson but mario forgot his parachute

  • @JChanneLYT
    @JChanneLYT Pƙed 3 lety +36

    39:08
    Mario, Peach and the Toads: Ah, what a wonderful day!
    Goombas: *WE CRAVE YOUR BLOOD*
    Mario: Ok. (Walks away with Peach and the Toads Casually)

  • @aerospherology2001
    @aerospherology2001 Pƙed 3 lety +19

    "It's rave night and nobody told Mario"

  • @angelozicarelli541
    @angelozicarelli541 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    I couldn't stop laughing at Mario's face in the thumbnail đŸ€Ł

  • @raphcap
    @raphcap Pƙed rokem +3

    Now do it with 126,00 Bullies

  • @cauliflablue3076
    @cauliflablue3076 Pƙed 3 lety +93

    I wanna see someone speedrun THIS

  • @The-E-Base
    @The-E-Base Pƙed 3 lety +9

    17:43 -- You are going to Brazil.

  • @rickysantiago7095
    @rickysantiago7095 Pƙed 3 lety +1

    Thank you for putting in the Yoshi's song! It brought be right back to my N64 days with a tear in my eye!!! 🩖

  • @yohan2.098
    @yohan2.098 Pƙed rokem

    28:23 the goomba wasnt even doing it intentionally, he just tripped

  • @idkshrug
    @idkshrug Pƙed 3 lety +43

    Hyrule Warriors: thousands of enemies
    Mushroom Kingdom Warriors (by Swanky box): Only thousands??