play www.roblox.com/games/12458468... today I play Roblox The Trolley Problem I have been wanting a game like this for years and I finally have it in the palm of my hands
A time zone is an area which observes a uniform standard time for legal, commercial and social purposes. Time zones tend to follow the boundaries between countries and their subdivisions instead of strictly following longitude, because it is convenient for areas in frequent communication to keep the same time.
Quantum suicide is a thought experiment in quantum mechanics and the philosophy of physics. Purportedly, it can falsify any interpretation of quantum mechanics other than the Everett many-worlds interpretation by means of a variation of the Schrödinger's cat thought experiment, from the cat's point of view. Quantum immortality refers to the subjective experience of surviving quantum suicide. This concept is sometimes conjectured to be applicable to real-world causes of death as well. As a thought experiment, quantum suicide is an intellectual exercise in which an abstract setup is followed through to its logical consequences merely to prove a theoretical point. Virtually all physicists and philosophers of science who have described it, especially in popularized treatments that relies on contrived, idealized circumstances that may be impossible or exceedingly difficult to realize in real life, and that its theoretical premises are controversial even among supporters of the many-worlds interpretation. Thus, as cosmologist Anthony Aguirre warns, "It would be foolish (and selfish) in the extreme to let this possibility guide one's actions in any life-and-death question."
Hi Flamingo, I have an admin idea for you. Build 2 rooms connected by a window. Take a random person and put him in one of the rooms. Then, Put everyone else in the server in the other room. Then, Torture that one person as everyone watched. Then, Take another person from the other room, And torture that person.
At 2:07 I honestly dont think the majority of people would sacrifice themselves to make sure others survive, its self-preservation instinct, people that didnt agree are liars, extremely selfless, trained for it or suicidal
well, if you are within range of the lever you could have done something to save the people so that would mean you were involved either way, but it's ok to not pull the lever because then you see more dead people!
Hey mrflimflam I recommend playing Kaiju paradise. It a chaotic game that you can pick 2 sides to be on and kill creatures and it’s also like a hangout game but also there are lots of the creatures to pick like sprinklekit, slimepup, kaiju, ect. And it’s also fun!
6:23 After this video Alberts tesla was taken over by an anonymous subject and was driven into a river, automatically locking the doors on impact. According to the District 12 Medical Examiners Office albert attempted to break the windows but failed, and drowned minutes later.
I’m there❤❤❤❤ btw I have something to tell u you are an amazing person and never give up if something is to hard you are beautiful pretty and I wish you the best in life❤❤❤
Jake would definitely be my favorite person to kill in the trolley problem. Either him, Elon, or your clones. Also, love that you watch both Cr1tikal and JSchlatt!
Funny part is before you posted this I was trying to find the video where you played this game because you where top donator I couldn't find it and then few minutes later boom, you posted something about it. XD
@BlueRoblox-ng3im oh 0-0 I read the first comment wrong lol 😅 I thought yall were talking about the awake person. Please excuse my miscommunication. You were right 😊
I’m so proud of Albert for killing and taking so many lives. He’s come so far.
Me too
Yes👹
yes
His mother leaving him has taught him well
I'm so proud of him for all his crimes 💪💪
that child already knows the importance of population control
Yes, yes he 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬
🙌🏽
8:01 : i love how the kid just RUNS THEM OVER then says " Uh Oh " like they didnt just kill 6 people.
Most based child I've seen
*What an absolute chad*
albert's kid:
0:29 bro got them funeral kickers💀💀
Nothing like the peek of albert playing questionable games.
*peek* lol
*peek*
hes just questionable in general
@@ileyrounds1649 atleast it's just for entertainment, right??
Peak*
Let's just appreciate how albert feeds us 2 times a month in his basement
Yes he’s very nice for doing that
He is so kind 🙏
He’s the best
Ever since Tom, Jacob, and Natalie died flamingo bumps up our feedings to 3 pizza crusts a months! How generous! 😊😄😄
@@flairflatly1801 one time I saw Jacob crying in the corner……. It was after he died
2:55 OH MY GOD 💀💀 "enjoy *HELL"*
Can't believe that we got to hear Albert's thoughts on Jschlatt's unlimited games but no games problem
It was something we didn't know we needed
but wait… would you rather have unlimited bacon but no more games or games unlimited games but no games?
@Don't Read My Profile Picture ok i wont
Hmm
Yesss
*Ah yes, Just Albert teaching children to be psychopaths at a young age.*
@@Instabruh.User.. Report
@@whisptrz FR
My farts are better than Flamingo’s farts.
@@Instabruh.User.. shut bot
@@p-__ lol
A time zone is an area which observes a uniform standard time for legal, commercial and social purposes. Time zones tend to follow the boundaries between countries and their subdivisions instead of strictly following longitude, because it is convenient for areas in frequent communication to keep the same time.
how is this relevant to the video
Nothing @@caiman. and👇
Quantum suicide is a thought experiment in quantum mechanics and the philosophy of physics. Purportedly, it can falsify any interpretation of quantum mechanics other than the Everett many-worlds interpretation by means of a variation of the Schrödinger's cat thought experiment, from the cat's point of view. Quantum immortality refers to the subjective experience of surviving quantum suicide. This concept is sometimes conjectured to be applicable to real-world causes of death as well.
As a thought experiment, quantum suicide is an intellectual exercise in which an abstract setup is followed through to its logical consequences merely to prove a theoretical point. Virtually all physicists and philosophers of science who have described it, especially in popularized treatments that relies on contrived, idealized circumstances that may be impossible or exceedingly difficult to realize in real life, and that its theoretical premises are controversial even among supporters of the many-worlds interpretation. Thus, as cosmologist Anthony Aguirre warns, "It would be foolish (and selfish) in the extreme to let this possibility guide one's actions in any life-and-death question."
These my friends are my last thoughts at the end of time
R u ok bro
0:25 noone talking bout the shoes?
0:15 that was a good Elmo impression 10/10
0:13 you mean?
“Elmo want you to run over cookie monster” -Albert 2023
7:50 NO THE CHILD MOVED IT AND KILLED ALL 6 OF THEM, IM DYING OF LAUGHTER 😂
His father teach him
@@GloriousZ ITS FUNNY THO😂😂
At first it looked like he was saving all of them, but _nOOO!_
The sister saved all of of them, The brother killed all of them.
3:40 NOT JAKE NOOO
4:27 I want to kill my clone except theres no clones and its just me
Heh heh!
...wait a minute
Hi Flamingo, I have an admin idea for you. Build 2 rooms connected by a window. Take a random person and put him in one of the rooms. Then, Put everyone else in the server in the other room. Then, Torture that one person as everyone watched. Then, Take another person from the other room, And torture that person.
At 2:07 I honestly dont think the majority of people would sacrifice themselves to make sure others survive, its self-preservation instinct, people that didnt agree are liars, extremely selfless, trained for it or suicidal
Yeah but they don’t say it’s your loved ones mr notyou
@@notyou2305it just said approaching 5 people
0:24 i can tell albert was drippy
Senior citizen drip
ok is nobody gonna say how his elmo impression is spot on?
I love your videos keep up the great work
As a wise man once said: “Reality is often disappointing.”
Let’s Appreciate how much Albert flamingo from survival of killer hates Human life
balls 😔
@@MarjorieMcWiggles 😢
ya
😅idk what to say😭
7:26 Live footage of Albert confirming that he will commit a murder for money
me too n what 🤷
Arranged murder
in this economy me too 🤷♀️
I mean, he didn’t do anything, so technically he didn’t kill them
Albert: how ba-a-a-ad can I be I'm just building the economy
I'm proud for Albert for becoming a teacher he really taught that kid
What we learned: Albert’s #1 priority is to not be held accountable
I basically speedran through this game with the idea of “if I don’t pull the lever, I wasn’t involved in the crime”
U are fake popcat I am real one
@@padeenuyakorn2304 you guys are two sides of the same coin
there's no timer tho, you just need to choose one
@@GimOA my brother in christ so many games dont have timers yet they are still popularly speedrunned
well, if you are within range of the lever you could have done something to save the people so that would mean you were involved either way, but it's ok to not pull the lever because then you see more dead people!
Can we take a moment to appreciate how many lives Albert has ended?
I need a count up of all the people that have been killed in his videos but that would prob be a multi mont project
yeah
STOP APPRECIATING FLAMINGO I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE THE START OF THE SENTENCE IS NOW GLUED TO MY BRAIN HELP HELP ME I CANT TAKE IT
@@MAPYACorp. You don't have any
Feel like he’d tell u too shut up 😭
“Elmo wants you to run over cookie monstrr 😁” I LAUGHED SO HARD
Hey mrflimflam I recommend playing Kaiju paradise. It a chaotic game that you can pick 2 sides to be on and kill creatures and it’s also like a hangout game but also there are lots of the creatures to pick like sprinklekit, slimepup, kaiju, ect. And it’s also fun!
I love how Albert is willing to kill a person all for a rubber ducky floatie for his pool.
Who wouldn’t
@@slopeinterceptequation Maybe I would..
The actual way to solve the trolley problem is to time it just right when you pull the lever so the trolley goes straight down the center
The trolley then gets derailed and kills everyone.
@@hearthatbird really depends on how wide the gap is and in the original situation it’s a pretty big gap
@@Spiraltodizzy does the trolley runs without any operator?
make one half of the trolley go on the left track, the other half on the right track
@@GimOA that doesn’t matter
Albert love the vids, i hope you hit 12 mil soon
You have an extremely good Elmo impression.
4:54 Blocky: Hey guys for a prank-
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Love this reference
It makes me happy albert teaches kids to be psycopaths. He is so inspiring.
My farts are better than Flamingo’s farts.
Cum
@@Homie252sir-
How dare you
I love the 'unlimited bacon but no games, or games, unlimited games, but no games' reference, really funny to see it
*i was waiting for you to do this, thanks*
was I really
0:38 Wtf is Albert wearing 😂😂
can we just take a moment to appreciate how much time albert takes pulling levers to run over people?
Yesn't
Yesn't
Yesn't
Yesn't
Unnot
0:24 Can we just talk about those SHOES Albert?! You are one fancy man!
Looks cool I wanna try that!
Joseph biden!!!
ah yes. no views and 947 likes.
3 minutes later and it doubled
Good old CZcams
Ayyy
CZcams is drunk
youtube🤩
Albert: “The idea of having clones scares me”
His entire fanbase: *sweats nervously*
Balls
@@whisptrzHow’d you know it was me 🤩
Albert inspired me to start a channel
i like children
Just like Dream and his clones (fans)
Super funny video, keep up the good work
Thank you for comforting me while I’m scared I’m going to die at night😍😍
0:41 what are thoes shoes what the hell
Leather black shoes
I have those shoes. I usually wear them for band concerts
They're just dress shoes -_-
bro was wearing pilgrim boots 💀💀💀
@@bubbafsu lmao
7:43 only Chuckle Sandwich viewers will get this reference (unless you saw it off of tik tok)
Saw a clip on a schlatt channel
I dont ever wwant albert to try elmos voice EVER. its TOO realistic
Albert is the best Roblox CZcamsr, you can’t make me think otherwise, he makes everyone laugh and it’s just so fun to watch his videos.
when it comes to killing people, albert is always the best at it.
Bro is verified at 5k? CZcams Blue is coming real.
5:50 “Too much math, die old lady!”
-Albert 2023
Edit: WTH is this reply section 😭
I love you ❤
@@whisptrz oh-?
@@whisptrz I love u more ( with rizz)
23.634.241.5 (with rizz)
Hey I got big coems 🤑😎🗿(rizz)
You taught that kid great he knows what to do if he has that happen
7:54 idk why but this made me laugh to much
The amount of effort Albert adds to end lives is amazing.
🎉
Fr tho
6:23 After this video Alberts tesla was taken over by an anonymous subject and was driven into a river, automatically locking the doors on impact. According to the District 12 Medical Examiners Office albert attempted to break the windows but failed, and drowned minutes later.
4:38 Bro wore the same dress like in the video
I’m there❤❤❤❤ btw I have something to tell u you are an amazing person and never give up if something is to hard you are beautiful pretty and I wish you the best in life❤❤❤
8:04 your definitely gonna feel guilt, but at least you’re not going to go to jail
ok i am gonna do nothing
1:05 Digestive Adventures, so after my Taco Bell nightmare?
Can we appreciate how albert takes time to feed the hostages in his basement once a month?
Omg i havent see u in years ur my childhood its great to see u 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
3:23 FELIX JTJRJJR
LITERALLYY
I never thought I would see the day that Albert felt somewhat guilty about his choices
Great to see him mention his love after years
“Jasper gets dangerous” best quote in a rblx game ever
His jokes will never get old
1:13 - Multi-track drifting!
2:40 It's says they won't feel pain
you’ll get killed so quickly you wouldn’t feel pain either way
Your killing five people, are you stupid?
Dying while sleeping would be lame af
I’m so proud of Albert and that kid for taking those lives
1:57 how can you pull the lever bruh?
Your mouth, duh
@@LowSpace_And_HighSpace he's no where chose to the lever 🗿
It’s a roblox game it’s not that deep
@@ayothepizzahere8181 yea
I played team fortress 2 a pc game for steam it is a cool game
When flamingo said "I can't have these drity tires touching my money"
Got me rolling on the floor🤣
Sigh
@@whisptrz sigh
That child deserves an oscar.
Very good impression of elmo ngl.
I feel like the more videos Albert makes, the more concerning the thumbnails get
Yes
XD
w pfp
For real like the past thumbnails the last 3 months have been cursed
Ikr
6:48 killed me (that's enough for the annoying comments!)
Jake would definitely be my favorite person to kill in the trolley problem. Either him, Elon, or your clones.
Also, love that you watch both Cr1tikal and JSchlatt!
Funny part is before you posted this I was trying to find the video where you played this game because you where top donator I couldn't find it and then few minutes later boom, you posted something about it. XD
1:19 nice
2:31
Just saying, if you kill the 5 people who are sleeping, the person who is awake will have trauma.
I understand what your trying to say but they won’t have trauma because there dead 😅
@@Catrules626 how would the awake person be dead if ur running over the asleep people
@BlueRoblox-ng3im oh 0-0 I read the first comment wrong lol 😅
I thought yall were talking about the awake person. Please excuse my miscommunication. You were right 😊
@@Catrules626 its ok lol
what did we learn: Albert can do an Elmo impression.
wow he’s learnt so much he’s little steps and big steps lol😂❤
5:41 phew... that was close
0:13 I feel like Albert’s trying to bring back his personality in his admin videos from three-years ago
almost 4
Flamingo you should play color or die. It’s a great game! (Also this video was absolutely great 👍)
that elmo voice that albert did was not only scaringly accurate but also concerningly accurate
0:05 how do you confuse the word “mecha” with “Elmo”
I think it was on purpose because of how they look..
5:04 THAT WAS MOISTCRITICAL
Yes. He said that, SnooziBuniz.
lets just appreciate how albert takes time to feed us 1 time a year in the basement hes so kind!
0:36 albert has potentialy made a child have a villain arc
5:11 idk if I'm insane but isn't that zenitsus shirt
zenitsu litter
I love how he just makes something about a thing on Roblox then will stay on the topic for a long time lol it’s very funny.
SpongeBob ai
balls 😨
My farts are better than Flamingo’s farts.
big nuts
The way the baby said uh oh made me laugh so much and everything the baby did at the end
It's cute but evil
"i hate littering" ...
YOU SAVED SOMEONE WHO WAS LITTERING
In britain it is 1:27 rn thank you albert i wknt sleep for 8 more minutes
0:19
LOL bro I thought Albert swore there 😅
Not that I'm saying he shouldn't be allowed to swear though.
Me to I thought Albert swore
YES I KNEW YOU PLAYED THIS I played this game and you donated I knew you were gonna upload a video about it ! Yey
Albert is the only person we can accept ending multiple lives.
5:21 finnaly bubba is dead
LOL
can we just appreciate how many lives he’s taken?
That was a good ass elmo impression
hello albert i recommend this game called sally face its a pretty good game and i think youd like it