PSYCHO SEXIST "CEO" VS FEMALE COP

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  • čas přidán 3. 04. 2024
  • Imagine going back to 2020 and asking this guy his thoughts on BLM.
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Komentáře • 631

  • @TheWorldsStage
    @TheWorldsStage Před měsícem +1985

    So this is what it feels like to be pro police brutality

    • @Feefa99
      @Feefa99 Před měsícem +102

      More like perfect demonstration of bourgeois alienation and entitlement

    • @ZERO_O7X
      @ZERO_O7X Před měsícem

      I guarantee he saw the footage of George Floyd and said that "he should have just complied" too. It's always people like this who think that the rules apply to anyone he sees as lesser than himself. This is textbook hhhwhite privilege in action.

    • @BobBob-ye8fn
      @BobBob-ye8fn Před měsícem +30

      Even tho the CEO is a pos, it's pretty concerning to see how many left leaning ppl echo your opinion. No one should face police brutality ( although i dont think this ceo really faced that at all )

    • @NathanDagoodlookin
      @NathanDagoodlookin Před měsícem +60

      ​@@BobBob-ye8fn whether or not he should isn't the question. My sports/e-sports teams shouldn't win yet I still root for them because it's fun.

    • @nfzeta128
      @nfzeta128 Před měsícem +70

      @@NathanDagoodlookin yep pretty much this. We understand by law certain things shouldn't happen but doesn't mean we can't have some schadenfreude.

  • @JPcanbeanything
    @JPcanbeanything Před měsícem +707

    Imagine how awful he must have been to his female employees.

    • @alexas893
      @alexas893 Před měsícem +52

      What female employees

    • @GazB85
      @GazB85 Před měsícem

      "Wanna pass the interview? Come sit on my lap!"

    • @lilcomment1946
      @lilcomment1946 Před měsícem

      “Let me touch you and possibly fuck you or get paid less than others and possibly get fired”type of energy 😭😭😭

    • @abigaillilac1370
      @abigaillilac1370 Před měsícem +30

      @@alexas893 The cleaners 😞

    • @linusoredsson7111
      @linusoredsson7111 Před měsícem +2

      @@alexas893 What employees

  • @damiennight4803
    @damiennight4803 Před měsícem +1412

    "Don't be a bully, I DONT LIKE WOMAN BULLIES!!" 😂😂

    • @RyuKyu.77
      @RyuKyu.77 Před měsícem +126

      He needs a mommy dom to change his mind

    • @Isaboble
      @Isaboble Před měsícem

      He’s like I hate women bullies because me and the boys are men bullies lol

    • @Feefa99
      @Feefa99 Před měsícem +36

      It's like he wants Lady Dimitrescu to show up with handcuffs

    • @keepItKeen
      @keepItKeen Před měsícem +9

      Period.

    • @jj947
      @jj947 Před měsícem +8

      He sounds like Cool Cat

  • @mikussleepiest
    @mikussleepiest Před měsícem +557

    Imagine if the second cop that showed up was also a woman

    • @douglashall7425
      @douglashall7425 Před měsícem +95

      bro would've went into a coma lmaoooo

    • @topphatt1312
      @topphatt1312 Před měsícem +20

      @@douglashall7425 Pronounced dead on the spot

    • @bobby2402
      @bobby2402 Před 11 dny +1

      If only god was a fair one

  • @Ar1AnX1x
    @Ar1AnX1x Před měsícem +730

    you know he's rich because he has a terrible sense of fashion

    • @nunyabidnis3815
      @nunyabidnis3815 Před měsícem +30

      He has that shirt that works in the board room, country club, _and_ the discotheque.

    • @ZERO_O7X
      @ZERO_O7X Před měsícem +16

      And how he parked sideways across three parking spaces in front of the gas station like he owned the joint too. 😂

    • @drtg101we7
      @drtg101we7 Před měsícem

      Not wearing a skirt and nail polish as a man: bad sense of fashion

    • @Xenphos
      @Xenphos Před měsícem

      ​@ZERO_O7X Seems like that white dude who doesn't know when to shut his mouth, and one day, he fked around and found out 😂
      Tale old as time and it always brighten the day😊

    • @aurelien5747
      @aurelien5747 Před měsícem +25

      @@drtg101we7yeah absolutely, you can only be fashionable by dressing like Louis XIV

  • @Lime_Pillows
    @Lime_Pillows Před měsícem +854

    This dude is Lv. 100 in Misogyny. I think the more you put points in the Divorced Dad class, the bigger the XP bonus in hatred.

    • @leon24832
      @leon24832 Před měsícem +29

      I think he needs a little more STR. Should have put points into the abusive father class. The highest of vocations.

    • @linkedlord343
      @linkedlord343 Před měsícem +14

      ​@@leon24832the skill "feeling sorry for yourself" is quite strong , the effect to heavily damage those with the abused effect is quite OP

    • @fromthemasses_tothemasses
      @fromthemasses_tothemasses Před měsícem +7

      With those cards, he’ll never be alone

    • @voss9842
      @voss9842 Před měsícem +8

      Yeah many people would skill misogyny and ceo at the same time. But it’s been heavily nerfed over the last several patches. Guy needs to respec.

    • @GeertTheDestoyer
      @GeertTheDestoyer Před měsícem +5

      Honestly, it's not even a bad idea for a MOBA compared to what's out there. I can already see it, a prestige or level up system that triggers after every divorce.

  • @benallmon5613
    @benallmon5613 Před měsícem +505

    This the type of dude who thinks laws are for poor people. Weird to be on the side of cops for once lol. This is all his corporate greed karma coming back to get him.

    • @uncomfortabletruth3831
      @uncomfortabletruth3831 Před měsícem +8

      Aren’t they?

    • @Valyssi
      @Valyssi Před měsícem +1

      There's no way he's a CEO or even capable of any middle-management position. It's as delusional as his IQ score or Tylenol necessity, though I'm sure he's prescribed other drugs he's not taking.

    • @raven_g6667
      @raven_g6667 Před měsícem +9

      You don't *have* to be on the side of the cop.

    • @Wheatthin21
      @Wheatthin21 Před měsícem +31

      @@raven_g6667I am in this case, I think its okay to side with a cop when they are in the right.

    • @Isaboble
      @Isaboble Před měsícem +9

      Right? There is no way this is going to change is mind about police brutality. He wasn’t brutalized but the wittle temper tantrum he threw was probably enough to make him think he was

  • @captainautobots
    @captainautobots Před měsícem +158

    "HEEEELP! SHE'S KILLING ME!"
    No sir, you're killing US. 🤣

  • @KingNerdius
    @KingNerdius Před měsícem +61

    a rich misogynist vs a cop, truly a lesser of two evils oment

  • @lich109
    @lich109 Před měsícem +653

    If cops treated everyone like she did with the CEO at the traffic stop, nobody would have a problem with them. Driving away cancelled the defence buff he gets for being rich.

    • @ZERO_O7X
      @ZERO_O7X Před měsícem +59

      I love how after fleeing and being caught he claims he's sick and wants to go to the hospital as he's walking out of a store where he stopped to buy a soda. Like bro, if you were really sick, you would have just gone directly to the hospital. At least then your fake excuse might have worked but nobody is falling for the "I'm sick" card. Toddlers can lie better than him. He's so used to everyone kissing his ass everyday because he's the boss that he forgot that there's repercussions for bad behavior in the real world.

    • @elcie04
      @elcie04 Před měsícem +8

      ​@ZERO_O7X Ehh, this is a little different, but people will often stop by mcdonals to grab coffee or something before they head to urgent care: source, I used to work drive thru. But yeah in his care it was obviously an excuse

    • @2wickie686
      @2wickie686 Před měsícem +13

      I'd still have a problem with them systemically and the role their job plays in our society, but you are correct that I'd be much, much more forgiving. I mean, let's put it this way: There's a reason law enforcement park rangers, for example, rarely are under fire for being nasty shits. They are perfectly capable of doing it, but the mere fact you have to 1. love the environment and nature, 2. love the environment and nature so much that you get a minimum 2 or 4 year degree to work in it, and 3. are trained at entirely separate police academies speaks volumes. They are trained in educational enforcement, not...whatever the fuck is going on in a lot of/most of these videos. They aren't taught the "warrior mindset" BS and it SHOWS. I'm still nervous around some park ranger cops, but by and large they're just...really happy? Friendly? I did a minor oopsie in a park once (well, my dad did, but I was with him) and the two rangers were pretty friendly. One kinda had resting bitch face and seemed to be having a bad day, but he didn't take it out on us or threaten to arrest or anything.

    • @2wickie686
      @2wickie686 Před měsícem +7

      @@elcie04can confirm i've been to mcdonalds before going to urgent care LMAO only once tho, we usually go after bc of any tests they might need to do

    • @elcie04
      @elcie04 Před měsícem +4

      @@2wickie686 one lady came drive thru and she couldn't even use one of her hands. Gotta got that coffee tho loll. I understand cuz of the wait

  • @louCanitz
    @louCanitz Před měsícem +92

    "I gotta go to the hospital right now!"
    **Flees a traffic stop, but stops for another sweet tea.**

  • @DystopianUtopia8
    @DystopianUtopia8 Před měsícem +384

    Nothing worse in this country than a CEO.

    • @CrossWindsPat
      @CrossWindsPat Před měsícem

      The age of information will truly be the downfall of these idiots simply by letting people see them for who they actually are.

    • @Kuchhh
      @Kuchhh Před měsícem +6

      Amen.

    • @GazB85
      @GazB85 Před měsícem

      The war criminals in power?

    • @libbyonthalabel
      @libbyonthalabel Před měsícem +21

      Don’t forget landlords

    • @DanSoloha
      @DanSoloha Před měsícem +8

      @@libbyonthalabel and career politicians

  • @Ar1AnX1x
    @Ar1AnX1x Před měsícem +297

    "I HAVE NOTHING I'M A CEO, *calms his voice down* you know you're finished, right?"
    Cop: thank you
    this type of dialogue only happens in Florida

  • @Lildspop
    @Lildspop Před měsícem +65

    He's a CEO, retired, and working part time? That's crazy

  • @cannibalgrape9863
    @cannibalgrape9863 Před měsícem +135

    This guy reminds me of my lead-addled father. He has two emotions; about to be angry, and angry.

  • @BatkoMakhno-go1sr
    @BatkoMakhno-go1sr Před měsícem +61

    I love how he seemed genuinely relieved a male officer arrived and he treated him worse than the lady 😂

  • @white_isnt_a_race2338
    @white_isnt_a_race2338 Před měsícem +100

    When cops ask “ do you know why I pulled you over” it is ALWAYS better to say no so the officer has to explain why instead of hoping you’re going to tell on yourself

  • @atherasybil4353
    @atherasybil4353 Před měsícem +139

    "call the head sheriff!" is literally "call your manager"

  • @Mitchincredible
    @Mitchincredible Před měsícem +313

    What is his crime?! Getting Tylenol? Succulent Chinese Tylenol?!

    • @ZERO_O7X
      @ZERO_O7X Před měsícem +47

      This gentlemen, is democracy manifest!

    • @idontwantahandlethough
      @idontwantahandlethough Před měsícem +1

      @@ZERO_O7X GET YOUR *HAND* OFF OF MY _PEENIS!!_

    • @QuillKintsukuroi
      @QuillKintsukuroi Před 28 dny +3

      He didn't have one until he ran away before she could return to his car to complete the traffic stop. Then he was charged with evasion and resisting arrest.

  • @colleen9804
    @colleen9804 Před měsícem +50

    Living for "She's about to beat your ass feministly" 😂

  • @munkeefinkelbeen5395
    @munkeefinkelbeen5395 Před měsícem +135

    That "dad gut" comment had me dying... my dad has one of those, and it baffles the hell out of me. "How is your belly harder than abs, pops?" 😂

    • @comradetrashpanda8777
      @comradetrashpanda8777 Před měsícem +17

      Drinking

    • @captainkirk3000
      @captainkirk3000 Před měsícem +5

      He has or had an alcohol problem

    • @hannahbalkovec
      @hannahbalkovec Před měsícem +6

      lmao Same. And it’s literally all in my dad’s belly. Like does yours have strong arms too?
      Also, Idk what these people are talking about. Like yeah, for maybe even as much as half it might be a beer gut but my dad just got fat when he used to be thin. More like Pepsi gut tbh. We gotta link any characteristic of a fat person to poor choices though I guess.

    • @GazB85
      @GazB85 Před měsícem +4

      A hard belly is often a sign of liver damage.

    • @munkeefinkelbeen5395
      @munkeefinkelbeen5395 Před měsícem +1

      @@hannahbalkovec my dad used to have strong arms. Doesn't do much of anything since retiring. I'd say maybe a soda gut, but I can promise the old man doesn't drink anything alcoholic... he takes great pride in that

  • @THX11458
    @THX11458 Před měsícem +64

    My question is, if this guy is such a big powerful successful CEO why does he have to buy generic Tylenol to treat his "illness"?

    • @white_isnt_a_race2338
      @white_isnt_a_race2338 Před měsícem +10

      Well tbf… generic and name brand pain killers are federally regulated to be literally the exact same thing… so you are literally just paying for the name.
      That being said, you’d think if he was in pain he wouldn’t do something that would put him in more pain. Like driving away from a traffic stop and resisting arrest

  • @claireadams8159
    @claireadams8159 Před měsícem +33

    He’s “very very ill” but his “special medicine” is Tylenol? Lmaooo

  • @ethanhorn6093
    @ethanhorn6093 Před měsícem +107

    He Mel Gibsoned and Chevy Chased his way into a court date. What an idiot.

  • @fh9061
    @fh9061 Před měsícem +23

    He's the oldest baby I've ever seen in my life.

  • @ZERO_O7X
    @ZERO_O7X Před měsícem +215

    "I just moved because I'm sick" he said as he's walking out of the gas station after fleeing the scene. And then, as he's being physically detained squeals how he now wants to go to the hospital all of a sudden. If he was so sick, he would have just gone to the hospital directly instead of stopping at a convenience store to buy a soda.🤦‍♂️
    And I 100% guarantee you that he probably said something to the effect of "hE ShOuLd hAvE jUsT cOmPLiEd!1!" after seeing the footage of George Floyd too...

  • @SSgtJohnEP
    @SSgtJohnEP Před měsícem +68

    I got my cheekbone broken (zygomatic) for spitting on a cops shoe while flailing from a grand mal seizure and this person gets to swing punches. Chicopee, MA in 2010.

    • @jorb1903
      @jorb1903 Před měsícem +18

      What the fuck I’m so sorry

    • @lawrencescales9864
      @lawrencescales9864 Před měsícem +5

      That’s awful, did you ever get compensated?

    • @SSgtJohnEP
      @SSgtJohnEP Před měsícem +7

      @@lawrencescales9864No, the public defender convinced me that I couldn't prove it. Probably didn't want the bad publicity of the police beating up a recently medical discharged veteran with epilepsy.

  • @mooseitself
    @mooseitself Před měsícem +54

    His deal is that he's twacked out his mind on something and when he realized he screwed himself, he wanted to go to the hospital to try and avoid drug testing.

  • @jeremyhoffman3131
    @jeremyhoffman3131 Před měsícem +30

    Screaming at the top of his lungs: “I’M SOOOO SIIIICK!!!”

  • @terawatt1
    @terawatt1 Před měsícem +96

    It's incredible how calm all of the cops stay through his (probably at that point) several hour tantrum - sitting his nonsense out, going by the books, and using only a minimal amount of force.
    I shudder to imagine this guy had been black...

  • @Ria-sd2ex
    @Ria-sd2ex Před měsícem +54

    Rare moment when I'm on the cops side.

  • @rorys433
    @rorys433 Před měsícem +64

    “shes brutal!”

  • @moss_yt
    @moss_yt Před měsícem +17

    He said “sir” a million times and never said “ma’am”. Even the female cop he liked, he only called her “sweetie”, which is still putting her below him.

  • @christopherdavis8248
    @christopherdavis8248 Před měsícem +79

    can you imagine a black man behaving this way with the cops? I sure as hell can't.

  • @MrSerotin
    @MrSerotin Před měsícem +60

    This needed "Stop resisting" a lot sooner

  • @kevinjohn5652
    @kevinjohn5652 Před měsícem +27

    "stop, you can't arrest me *cough* I'm sick *cough*" lmfao

  • @Arisaem
    @Arisaem Před měsícem +50

    Capitalists being psychotic? I'm so shocked!

  • @zazollo
    @zazollo Před měsícem +46

    The way his demeanor changed when the man showed up is so wild

  • @thereisnospace
    @thereisnospace Před měsícem +51

    "this never happens in palm beach county... "
    how did the saying go? for the privileged equality seems like oppression.

  • @allisons8480
    @allisons8480 Před měsícem +21

    You just know all new women working in that office are warned about him and he can't keep an administrative assistant longer than a month lol.

  • @artemis-kinkyboikirby5539
    @artemis-kinkyboikirby5539 Před měsícem +24

    Is 7/11 health insurance in America? Bro screaming that hes gonna go to the hospital but couldn't resist a bevvy

  • @Seypenni
    @Seypenni Před měsícem +16

    Generic high dose Tylenol. I CANT. Resisting arrest, fleeing from a traffic stop for some acetaminophen. 🤣

  • @mewluvr
    @mewluvr Před měsícem +57

    take a shot every time the man says "bully" (easy alcohol poisoning hack)

  • @lobsterairsoft499
    @lobsterairsoft499 Před měsícem +11

    “I’m a CEO. I work part time. I’m retired.” WHICH IS IT???

  • @AlbyMarz
    @AlbyMarz Před měsícem +13

    "wait till you find out how sick I am"... Oh sir, we know

  • @RoseyChan420
    @RoseyChan420 Před měsícem +22

    Bro was stimming from misogyny😂😂😂

  • @DemonaruMusic
    @DemonaruMusic Před měsícem +5

    That man was turbo cycling between the first three stages of grief and looping back between them like he was speedrunning that shit.

  • @swaddups
    @swaddups Před měsícem +64

    Not the generic Tylenol 🦍💨

  • @PatDavis1989
    @PatDavis1989 Před měsícem +18

    5:10 He had to pick up his prescription Big Gulp. His condition really flares up when he's being BULLIED by WOMEN!

    • @khaleesireyna731
      @khaleesireyna731 Před 15 dny +1

      All I need now is a video someone takes on their phone where they're just a random woman who happens to run into a gas station and just films themselves going "Awww, are you being bullies, Mr. CEO man?" In the most mocking tone ever.

  • @FractalsFour
    @FractalsFour Před měsícem +18

    I honestly find the Thumbelina builds very attractive especially if they are strong and have a big belly with stretch marks I hate our current beauty standards

    • @squeeekat
      @squeeekat Před měsícem +7

      Based

    • @solarrae
      @solarrae Před 16 dny +1

      lots of moms built like this, they run a tight ship but their children grow up well adjusted and grounded.

  • @MayTheFoxBeWithYou
    @MayTheFoxBeWithYou Před měsícem +19

    When it finally showed the female cop's haircut, I lost it. Hasan was so spot on, it had me laughing my head off.

  • @lnope403
    @lnope403 Před měsícem +4

    "I am a CEO and frustrated"... That was his go to line. He declares "I am a CEO!"

  • @logiclight
    @logiclight Před měsícem +57

    Who is the bully here? Dude is the king of Bullies!
    Do you know who i am? Is such a gross question.

    • @Isaboble
      @Isaboble Před měsícem

      Right? Like he specified he doesn’t like women bullies because he’s a man bully lol. And a man child

  • @frogman4840
    @frogman4840 Před měsícem +12

    How could they arrest him when he's literally neurodivergent and a minor

  • @whatevermatewhatevermate6638
    @whatevermatewhatevermate6638 Před měsícem +6

    He comes off as a little rich kid who is facing the consequences of his actions for the very first time. Spend any time with kids and you'll see/hear them do these exact same things LMAO

  • @epothos1
    @epothos1 Před měsícem +12

    “Like the woman should hand the phone to the man!” So sayeth the lord
    choir: lord hear our prayer.

    • @khaleesireyna731
      @khaleesireyna731 Před 15 dny +1

      Honestly, Kudos to this lady cop for self-control (rare, I know), because I would've just tossed the phone into the road out of spite when he said that shit.

  • @PMac13
    @PMac13 Před měsícem +9

    *walks out with a big gulp* IM TRYING TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL.
    Okay he won me over. Thats amazing.

  • @Ar1AnX1x
    @Ar1AnX1x Před měsícem +60

    imagine working for this dude, holy hell

  • @topphatt1312
    @topphatt1312 Před měsícem +6

    I love how he realizes that the Sheriff is a guy and instantly thinks the sheriff will take his side and is heartbroken that he isn't.

  • @bridgerparker4275
    @bridgerparker4275 Před měsícem +18

    It's hilarious anyone feels the right to say "you're messing with the wrong person"

  • @wileysells1279
    @wileysells1279 Před měsícem +9

    Imagine a POC doing this.

    • @Sylaerix
      @Sylaerix Před měsícem +6

      God, I was thinking that this whole time. Any POC in this instance would have been on the ground in a heartbeat.

  • @its_jess4321
    @its_jess4321 Před měsícem +6

    😧my jaw dropped when he changed his tone when the dude came up

  • @Sam-mx6yh
    @Sam-mx6yh Před měsícem +22

    RICHARD CEO MEDICAL TECHNOLOGIES GROUP

  • @cathsaigh2197
    @cathsaigh2197 Před měsícem +6

    Imagine if this guy suing the cop for "everything she's got" actually made the precedent that broke qualified immunity.

  • @douglashall7425
    @douglashall7425 Před měsícem +12

    this is so fucking funny he is being so dramatic "DON'T BULLY ME!!!"

  • @JPcanbeanything
    @JPcanbeanything Před měsícem +15

    The whole police department was sooo nice to him the entire time. If he was not rich and white, they wouldn’t have coddled him like that😒

    • @Slashx92
      @Slashx92 Před měsícem +3

      He would literally been ahot at if he was black. Not complying? Screaming? Insulting? LEAVING THE SCENE? 100% dead

  • @Ashley.D
    @Ashley.D Před měsícem +7

    he was hitting that "CEO" like it's a mf cheat code

  • @RyanEglitis
    @RyanEglitis Před měsícem +22

    Middle name 'CEO' is honestly a pretty big brain idea. Who's gonna be our next CEO, Richard CEO, or Steven?

  • @PropsTheGod
    @PropsTheGod Před měsícem +13

    The final boss of New Jersey has arrived and hoo boy he's not taking any prisoners

    • @PropsTheGod
      @PropsTheGod Před měsícem +6

      Fuck, never mind it's Florida

    • @grass7864
      @grass7864 Před měsícem +7

      Literally all the worst people from Tristate desperately want to move to Florida at the first opportunity, so you're probably not even wrong. He probably did move there from NJ.

  • @doomjazz420
    @doomjazz420 Před měsícem +80

    As somebody who grew up in palm beach county: we got a shitton of police brutality too

    • @rosiejl2798
      @rosiejl2798 Před měsícem +18

      I think by this wouldn't happen in palm beach county, he meant it wouldn't happen to him, a white wealthy CEO.

    • @CrossWindsPat
      @CrossWindsPat Před měsícem +8

      @@rosiejl2798 Thats why he is so unable to cope with the reality of the situation because every single time before he got away with it.

    • @CrossWindsPat
      @CrossWindsPat Před měsícem +1

      Mind you he is in Martin County, so only north of Palm Beach bordering each other.

  • @EnigmaticGentleman
    @EnigmaticGentleman Před měsícem +53

    I would say that this guy is a CEO like all the other CEOs I argue with on the internet, but 99.98% of CEOs are really dumb so it is a genuine possibility.

    • @AmbassadorKat
      @AmbassadorKat Před měsícem +6

      I mean all you have to do to be a CEO is register yourself as an LLC; little Timmy and his brother can be CEO and CFO of the neighbourhood lawn mowing company as long as they file with the Chamber of Commerce lol

  • @hyland6687
    @hyland6687 Před měsícem +69

    IM A CEO

    • @GazB85
      @GazB85 Před měsícem +1

      I'M A CEO!

  • @swankshire6939
    @swankshire6939 Před měsícem +7

    Haha when the male cop shows the guy thinks hes there to save him. You can tell by his tone and then the cop rips him out of the car and you can hear him realize its not going how he thought it was

  • @Froggeh92
    @Froggeh92 Před měsícem +3

    The way he screams MAAAM fucking sent me. First minute lol

  • @claireadams8159
    @claireadams8159 Před měsícem +7

    The patience this woman has is god like! Asking basic questions that she has to ask, being polite… I would have lost my mind

    • @khaleesireyna731
      @khaleesireyna731 Před 15 dny +1

      Her not chucking his phone into traffic when he was running his mouth about how a woman should "hand the phone to a man like she's supposed to" shows she's got more self-control than I do to be honest. I'd do that and then play dumb like "oops, sorry, my silly lady fingers got all sweaty because you were screaming at me and I felt threatened". 😂

  • @kidkatana
    @kidkatana Před měsícem +22

    Hasan. GOAT wrist connoisseur. No equal.

  • @DoctorBiobrain
    @DoctorBiobrain Před měsícem +18

    You’re killing me!!

  • @sicroyalty
    @sicroyalty Před měsícem +6

    He’s so sassy lmao

  • @mewluvr
    @mewluvr Před měsícem +19

    awww kaya looks so snug in the back

    • @khaleesireyna731
      @khaleesireyna731 Před 15 dny

      I adore how Hassan apologized to her for having to hear Mr. CEO's nonsense. A true gentleman.

  • @Ar1AnX1x
    @Ar1AnX1x Před měsícem +14

    this dude reminds me of that drug dealer dude(Diaz or something)from Vice City that starts running away from you as you chase him with a chainsaw

  • @cattynoir8598
    @cattynoir8598 Před měsícem +3

    This is full Reno 911

  • @jessschaper4784
    @jessschaper4784 Před měsícem +7

    watching this as a medical credentialing specialist, he said his companies name, looked it up immediately, he has been wiped from the npi, his companies website is gone, the link to his website is available for purchase

    • @tungstensmum1491
      @tungstensmum1491 Před měsícem +1

      Thank you for doing the hard work. Was just about to look them up

    • @fangirl3086
      @fangirl3086 Před 27 dny +1

      What's an NPI?

    • @jessschaper4784
      @jessschaper4784 Před 26 dny

      @@fangirl3086 national practitioner identifier, any practitioner, nurse, social worker, doctor, and beyond will have one

  • @johnothwolo
    @johnothwolo Před měsícem +1

    Each flick caused a tremor in New Jersey.
    Homie's yelling I'm sick, like yeah we know you're sick in the head lol

  • @marcosqueo1000
    @marcosqueo1000 Před měsícem +5

    14:08 omg him sitting back sounds like a gta mission when your driving back someone you just kidnapped. 🤣🤣

  • @JPcanbeanything
    @JPcanbeanything Před měsícem +4

    18:21 his name is Richard Shulman😂 I googled “Richard CEO Medical Technology Group”

  • @veronicaveeroni
    @veronicaveeroni Před měsícem +7

    Oh damn bros so sick he needs generic Tylenol! Why arent they calling an ambulance

  • @trajan74
    @trajan74 Před měsícem +9

    How do you run a company and have such little emotional control?

    • @orion0915
      @orion0915 Před měsícem +3

      I mean he’s definitely tweaking off of something right now. Though I’m sure he’s still an asshole when he’s sober

  • @chris-te5tm
    @chris-te5tm Před měsícem +2

    Dude stuttered before "generic tylenol" like he wasn't headed for the twisted tea.

  • @lesbian_lenin3351
    @lesbian_lenin3351 Před měsícem +2

    From a minor traffic violation to a felony (florida is one of a handful of states where fleeing is a felony)

  • @Bmanritchie
    @Bmanritchie Před měsícem +3

    Old guy: I’m heading for an appointment!
    Also old man: My insurance is on my phone, I’ll take my time.
    WHICH IS IT BOOMER?!

  • @lachousalle31
    @lachousalle31 Před měsícem +29

    Not a psycho. Psychopaths are calm in any situation. This child is incapable of being calm.

  • @helene420
    @helene420 Před měsícem +17

    I'm a CEO 😂😂😂😂

    • @ZERO_O7X
      @ZERO_O7X Před měsícem +5

      It's hilarious that he actually thought that would somehow work. Like what did he expect the cop to say? "Oh I'm sorry mister big important business guy sir. I didn't realize how important you were so I'm going to let you go get back to making the big bucks.". His amount of entitlement is leveled to the maximum. 😂

    • @helene420
      @helene420 Před měsícem

      @@ZERO_O7X typical CEO entitled attitude.

  • @aidanfriedfeld8889
    @aidanfriedfeld8889 Před měsícem +3

    Okay but also a perp raising their voice at a cop like this could go waaaaay worse. Also Christ a misogynistic “ceo” is probably the only person that could make you root for a cop. What a world.

    • @khaleesireyna731
      @khaleesireyna731 Před 15 dny

      That and "raging homophobic Baptist preacher". Once saw the leader of the New Independent Fundamental Baptist church (who is sometimes known as the Pissing Preacher for other reasons) get his car window shattered and he got tased by Border Patrol and its the only time I've ever actually rooted for Border Patrol.

  • @CosmicLF
    @CosmicLF Před měsícem +4

    He almost said "you're fired"

  • @donovanonealx
    @donovanonealx Před měsícem +42

    i walked past hasan in a gas station once and i saw him itch his butt cheek, was hard to say hi after that

    • @saintofgayfrogs
      @saintofgayfrogs Před měsícem +39

      We're all butt cheek itchers. Give my man another chance.

    • @garfieldenjoyer2543
      @garfieldenjoyer2543 Před měsícem +1

      I would've liked a whiff

    • @thewarroirtaco
      @thewarroirtaco Před měsícem

      with a username like that, im sure you give everyone a second chance
      ​@@saintofgayfrogs

    • @white_isnt_a_race2338
      @white_isnt_a_race2338 Před měsícem +15

      You didn’t offer to help….. not a true fan

    • @lerikhkl
      @lerikhkl Před měsícem +5

      I saw Hasan at a grocery store in LA once. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
      He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
      I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Diet Cokes in his hands without paying.
      The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
      When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence from the CIA” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

  • @letmeknowhowthatgoes
    @letmeknowhowthatgoes Před měsícem +5

    they ask "Do you know why I pulled you over" to trick you into a confession. Also, "Where are you going" is none of their business.

  • @tungstensmum1491
    @tungstensmum1491 Před měsícem +1

    “It is spelled differently than the ketchup, sir”
    Idk why that was so funny but it was

  • @DrOstentorious
    @DrOstentorious Před měsícem +3

    Lol this interaction was like an ITYSL sketch

  • @troywalkertheprogressivean8433
    @troywalkertheprogressivean8433 Před měsícem +16

    "Heinz, like the ketchup, only not spelt the same."
    The Green Mile flashbacks

  • @DumplingDave
    @DumplingDave Před měsícem +3

    Deserpately need to know what this man was posting during the george floyd protests