Oblivion - 3 Minutes and 43 Seconds of Funny Moments

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  • čas přidán 15. 02. 2022
  • Another Compilation of short The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion clips. Enjoy!
    More funny Oblivion Npc Dialogues and meme stuff:
    Oblivion - Funny Moments I • Oblivion being Oblivio...
    Oblivion - Funny Moments II • Oblivion - 7 Minutes o...
    I've been better: • Been better. How about...
    Your money or your life? • A wild Oblivion Guard ...
    Classic Oblivion Conversation: • Been better. How about...
    #oblivion #elderscrolls #bethesda #games #gamingmemes #funny
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Komentáře • 280

  • @connor2738
    @connor2738 Před 2 lety +998

    That snow bit got me.

  • @MechaLeo
    @MechaLeo Před rokem +410

    I will never get over the concept of Ulrich traveling the breadth of Cyrodiil just so he can tell all of its people how little he cares to know them.

    • @RedGallardo
      @RedGallardo Před rokem +34

      I don't know you and I don't care to know you.

    • @taurus600
      @taurus600 Před 6 měsíci +2

      My absolute favorite part 😂😂

    • @thorrex
      @thorrex Před 4 měsíci +10

      The life of a hater before the internet

  • @CrimSang420
    @CrimSang420 Před rokem +761

    "We need more snow!" "Indeed."

    • @Xerrand
      @Xerrand Před rokem +4

      same

    • @lostmarimo
      @lostmarimo Před rokem +18

      indeed.

    • @RedGallardo
      @RedGallardo Před rokem +10

      I don't know you and I don't care to know you.

    • @Surgaw1
      @Surgaw1 Před rokem +3

      The man had an unconditional love for snow lol

    • @Yawnford
      @Yawnford Před rokem

      ​@@RedGallardo I don't know you, and I don't care to know you.

  • @MissesWitch
    @MissesWitch Před rokem +405

    The instant change into armour shows true professionalism.

    • @HunterShows
      @HunterShows Před rokem +15

      Those guys should try sleeping under the covers for a change.

    • @RedGallardo
      @RedGallardo Před rokem +8

      I don't know you and I don't care to know you.

    • @_MaZTeR_
      @_MaZTeR_ Před 11 měsíci +2

      Professionals have standards

    • @macrons593
      @macrons593 Před 8 měsíci +4

      And then he's back to sleeping in his jammies before you hit the ground

    • @jakesanchez6621
      @jakesanchez6621 Před 7 měsíci +7

      He sleeps well for a murderer

  • @nicky9pins
    @nicky9pins Před rokem +499

    I love how offended the Gray Fox gets that Ulrich Leland doesn’t know him and doesn’t CARE to know him

    • @lostliberty9913
      @lostliberty9913 Před rokem +1

      Ulrich Leland is much too Based and Red pilled. 😎

    • @dmgroberts5471
      @dmgroberts5471 Před rokem +54

      "I don't know you, and I don't care to know you!"
      Grey Fox: (taps mask) "That's kind of the point."

  • @RvBnerd618
    @RvBnerd618 Před rokem +116

    "THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!"
    *All guards in the room awaken
    "Here comes another one."
    Sounds like they're used to dealing with citizens resisting arrests in the barracks at night.

    • @foxymetroid
      @foxymetroid Před 10 měsíci +8

      If you've got better ideas as to how to spend Saturday nights, I'd like to hear it.

    • @MrBerserkinTime
      @MrBerserkinTime Před 2 měsíci

      "I'm just warming up!"

    • @MrBerserkinTime
      @MrBerserkinTime Před 2 měsíci +2

      "Body's still warm, looks like there's a killer about"

    • @derkylos
      @derkylos Před měsícem +2

      @@MrBerserkinTime That's the cherry on top. THEY killed him, but they're still looking for the killer...

  • @invisiblezero
    @invisiblezero Před rokem +152

    The orc and redguard convo was actually pretty good by Oblivion standards.

  • @Nina-jf1ok
    @Nina-jf1ok Před rokem +316

    Love how the guards are in the strangest positions and they're just casually like "Is there a problem. :l"

    • @mikeymcmikeface5599
      @mikeymcmikeface5599 Před rokem +4

      I wonder, so many such in videos, but I've never seen that during my hundreds of play hours.

    • @hih2023
      @hih2023 Před rokem +4

      i mean by the end its pretty clear the only thing they see is a problem is when you steal their mugs

    • @RedGallardo
      @RedGallardo Před rokem +3

      I don't know you and I don't care to know you.

    • @remerson4
      @remerson4 Před 5 měsíci

      ​@@hih2023(picks up mug) THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!

  • @geyrnauch
    @geyrnauch Před 9 měsíci +37

    "That was the strangest book I've ever read"
    Ah yes, my favourite book: *y e l l o w*

  • @SpySniper1080
    @SpySniper1080 Před 2 lety +199

    2:13 Bro just woke up and chose violence

  • @torquevonthorne948
    @torquevonthorne948 Před 2 lety +226

    1:47 One of tamriel last snow elves

    • @elele0
      @elele0 Před 2 lety +57

      Indeed!

    • @jamiehughes5573
      @jamiehughes5573 Před rokem +13

      I don't know you and I don't care to know you

    • @Madnessmeme
      @Madnessmeme Před rokem +4

      ​@Jamie Hughes I don't know you and I don't care to know you

  • @uberrapidash2556
    @uberrapidash2556 Před 2 lety +57

    "Indeed."

  • @Borastheantichrist
    @Borastheantichrist Před 2 lety +48

    I can't speak to you right now. I am too busy drowning.

    • @wekings9073
      @wekings9073 Před 2 lety +1

      Followed by the sound of *Huge rock being dropped in the ocean*

  • @Mr.Meowgical
    @Mr.Meowgical Před rokem +98

    Playing this game religiously in my youth led to some very interesting dreams. It's no wonder, this whole game is a bit of a fever dream.

    • @foxymetroid
      @foxymetroid Před 10 měsíci +13

      There's a fan theory that the events in the game were just a gambit to drive the hero of Kvatch insane enough to become the new Sheogorath.

    • @Mr.Meowgical
      @Mr.Meowgical Před 10 měsíci +5

      @@foxymetroid It'd be pretty on brand for the lore tbh

    • @Mr.G_717
      @Mr.G_717 Před měsícem +1

      I had one about this game. The way everyone looked at me was creepy

    • @Mr.Meowgical
      @Mr.Meowgical Před měsícem +3

      @@Mr.G_717 They knew you were a pickpocket.

  • @enjash326
    @enjash326 Před 2 lety +211

    2:49 I fully believe in that statement

  • @immagonko4261
    @immagonko4261 Před rokem +17

    "Caught stealing from the thieves guild" and the member calling the guards lmao

  • @dragroch5536
    @dragroch5536 Před rokem +176

    The "I don't know you and I don't care to know you" guy is my spirit human.

    • @GrayC_2478
      @GrayC_2478 Před rokem +8

      "spirit human"🤨❓just say u relate to him strongly lol

    • @derkylos
      @derkylos Před měsícem +2

      @@GrayC_2478 I don't know you, and I don't care to know you.

    • @GrayC_2478
      @GrayC_2478 Před měsícem

      @@derkylos ok u too

  • @ClassicShocker
    @ClassicShocker Před rokem +40

    1:39 this is the best game ever made

  • @guilhermepalombo3355
    @guilhermepalombo3355 Před 2 lety +26

    1:38 that felt like a manslayer gamerpoop moment

  • @Nysyarc
    @Nysyarc Před rokem +26

    For some reason the bird call in the distance at 1:14 makes that clip even funnier.

  • @dzsenifeher1979
    @dzsenifeher1979 Před rokem +32

    1:06 Me whenever I try to socialize

  • @jigthh
    @jigthh Před 9 měsíci +11

    I love how the imperial guards tend to check the body of the player once they are done brutally murdering them. It's like they clean up their hands from the whole business and indicate to everyone around that "they didn't see a thing".

  • @The_Lone_Outlaw
    @The_Lone_Outlaw Před rokem +9

    Oh man that snow one was something out of a crackheads opera.
    Complete insanity.

  • @dmitriyb5206
    @dmitriyb5206 Před rokem +28

    2:23 I don't know why, but akaviri katana + kvatch armor set just brings so much nostalgia. The moment of just getting into the game, after closing your first oblivion gate, still giving a damn about main quest in a Bethesda game.

  • @prince-solomon
    @prince-solomon Před 7 měsíci +10

    1:39 This might be one of the funniest moments in a video game ever! The "indeed!" was comedic perfection. Thanks for the laughter!

  • @moosegoose3159
    @moosegoose3159 Před 2 lety +74

    2:33 I must go now, my planet needs me.

  • @mmackey1951
    @mmackey1951 Před 2 lety +130

    2:13 that was absolutely terrifying...

    • @kotaro1483
      @kotaro1483 Před 2 lety +21

      My worst nightmare: citizens turning into guards

    • @kiri1695
      @kiri1695 Před 2 lety +15

      and the way he turns back into a different person after, absolutely horrific

    • @lordescanor8232
      @lordescanor8232 Před rokem +6

      he just went back to sleep.... and then a other guard appeard is like " body is still cold, looks like there is killer here"

    • @Fellowidiotonyoutube
      @Fellowidiotonyoutube Před rokem +2

      @@lordescanor8232 Another guard: who could've killed this innocent man!?

    • @brevervillarubia6808
      @brevervillarubia6808 Před rokem +2

      Straight up choose violence.

  • @Bucaneiro_
    @Bucaneiro_ Před 2 lety +21

    Indeed.

  • @davidh7953
    @davidh7953 Před rokem +72

    I N D E E D

  • @vinegro4579
    @vinegro4579 Před 4 měsíci +5

    1:27 I remember first meeting this guy, I was like, "What a rude Elf, I ought to teach him a lesson!" then after talking to him, "Nevermind, he declined me in such a gentle way 😊"

  • @syahidfahmi6770
    @syahidfahmi6770 Před 2 lety +30

    2:28 the guard is fully respect, he spare his last minute of his life to listen the citizen..

  • @thesmiler1579
    @thesmiler1579 Před rokem +11

    2:45 i'm dying lmfao

  • @thawachyasintinoraskasloui4238

    2:00 The Gray Fox is looking all confused. 😂

  • @Helmotz.
    @Helmotz. Před 2 lety +32

    We indeed need more snow

  • @blackshards3415
    @blackshards3415 Před rokem +5

    "That was the strangest book i've ever read." Gorgeous!

  • @foxymetroid
    @foxymetroid Před 10 měsíci +3

    People: exist
    Ulrich: does not know them and does not care to know them.

  • @Tagl.
    @Tagl. Před rokem +8

    That "Indeed." needs to be a meme!

  • @itsybitsybosmer
    @itsybitsybosmer Před rokem +33

    That Ulrich Leland, such a friendly chap. The poor Grey Fox is sitting there wondering what Ulrich's problem is

  • @wizrox
    @wizrox Před dnem +1

    Ulrich is sure the most aggresivly passive NPC in the whole Bethesda universe.

  • @liamashton645
    @liamashton645 Před rokem +4

    "body's still warm. Looks like there's a killer about" 😂😂😂

  • @GenocideLv
    @GenocideLv Před 3 měsíci +2

    That "indeed C:" killed me. Me thinks this might be the other kind of snow

  • @Caliban_80
    @Caliban_80 Před 9 měsíci +4

    When he woke up, murdered you, then went back to sleep nonchalantly😅

    • @MP-vc4nu
      @MP-vc4nu Před 2 měsíci

      Ah yes, palace guard’s skill

  • @eliburry-schnepp6012
    @eliburry-schnepp6012 Před rokem +5

    2:33 You can see the moment when he realized he just stopped holding his breath

  • @birdup6663
    @birdup6663 Před 10 měsíci +3

    Ulrich:
    A. Doesn't know you
    B. Doesn't care to know you
    C. All of the above

  • @childofcascadia
    @childofcascadia Před rokem +30

    2:40 just killed me. And 3:26 is the Oblivion version of Daggerfall's HALT HALT HALTHALTHALT

    • @Artemis_jay
      @Artemis_jay Před rokem +5

      “That was the strangest book I ever read” 😂

  • @AscensionOfAuriel
    @AscensionOfAuriel Před rokem +5

    Guard: " I can't speak to you right now."
    * Dies.
    Elder Mer: " Oh dear. Anyway..."

  • @TwoHeadedMeerkat
    @TwoHeadedMeerkat Před rokem +4

    The reveal of the goofy little fella chin-deep in snow, agreeing they need more, oh my god

  • @Evan_2-the_sequel
    @Evan_2-the_sequel Před 5 měsíci +1

    “I can’t speak to you right now.” **drowns**

  • @DG-lo
    @DG-lo Před rokem +38

    I've had those weird yellow geometric shapes float about too (it happened because I had been playing the game with Spanish text, then returned to it with my system language set to English and the whole thing went bonkers - functionally bonkers). But I could never have expected Raminus to say that about the strangest book! Never even heard the line before.
    Another brilliant clip, and one more to suggest that the NPCs are semi-sentient beings under the influence of Sheogorath.

    • @whiteraven1992
      @whiteraven1992 Před rokem

      It's happened in Skyrim, too. I once got a large red geometric shape extending to the sky right after beheading a Stormcloak Soldier (on the old PS3 version).

    • @DG-lo
      @DG-lo Před rokem +1

      @@whiteraven1992 It's a feature! Like Hercules and the Hydra.

    • @realname8362
      @realname8362 Před rokem +3

      @@whiteraven1992 It's just a marker for when a mesh is missing or unable to be loaded for whatever reason. Morrowind and fallout 3/nv have pretty much identical objects. Presumably fo4 does as well, but I've only ever seen missing textures.
      No clue why the mesh in the hair/helmet slot for Raminus would be missing when he's sitting down though.

    • @CD-Gaming
      @CD-Gaming Před rokem +1

      @@whiteraven1992 I got some of that once too, on the roof of the Dawnguard Fortress, also on PS3!

  • @lostliberty9913
    @lostliberty9913 Před rokem +6

    What!? I didn’t see a thing!

  • @HickerYheT
    @HickerYheT Před rokem +6

    2:11 when the paralysis demon wakes you up

  • @ioannistezas7442
    @ioannistezas7442 Před 2 dny +1

    Ultimately stretched guard beyond recognition - Is there a problem 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ddohartaigh9687
    @ddohartaigh9687 Před rokem +9

    Raminus seemed a little disturbed by that book

  • @paigeanne1325
    @paigeanne1325 Před rokem +9

    The snow one absolutely sent me rolling off the highest point of my house😂😂holy fuck i love this game

  • @scottfitzpatrick1939
    @scottfitzpatrick1939 Před měsícem +1

    Falls asleep in full plate
    Hears a noise wakes up and slays someone
    Goes back to sleep

  • @Louicanthrope
    @Louicanthrope Před 3 měsíci +1

    2:12 POV it's summer, you're a moskito and you just accidently woke up your prey

  • @goatsplitter
    @goatsplitter Před 3 měsíci +1

    "that was the strangest book I ever read." Lolol

  • @robertdeffenbaugh9004
    @robertdeffenbaugh9004 Před rokem +8

    “I can’t speak to you right now”
    Dies drowning.
    Took it like a champ.

  • @hepaticanobilis2453
    @hepaticanobilis2453 Před 2 lety +7

    Oh, it's you again...

  • @gamingchinchilla7323
    @gamingchinchilla7323 Před 10 měsíci +3

    I'm going to theorize that the "I dont know you" guy was a creation by a disgruntled member of the NPC creation department at Bethesda studios and he was just left in there forgotten.
    he also reminds me of "I am Error" guy from Zelda II :P

  • @jordanmcbride9215
    @jordanmcbride9215 Před 3 měsíci +1

    "that was the strangest book I ever read."

  • @TheShanicpower
    @TheShanicpower Před 2 lety +12

    Adamus Phillida really is the main recurring character of this channel.

  • @universal_wisdom3416
    @universal_wisdom3416 Před rokem +9

    Oblivion: The one game where ever glitch just makes sense.

  • @MutantBamHammer
    @MutantBamHammer Před 2 lety +7

    "The imperial legion is at your service, citizen. What seems to be the problem?"
    (points at guard)

  • @OnlineSarcasmFails
    @OnlineSarcasmFails Před rokem +71

    The guards in odd postions talling so plainly get me every time. The book one was also fantastic. Fucking hell.
    But the fav is Leiland with the Grey Fox. God that has me rolling.

  • @thewhitedoncheadle8345
    @thewhitedoncheadle8345 Před 3 měsíci +1

    we all love a bit of snow, in nice straight lines

  • @jackmooradian2858
    @jackmooradian2858 Před rokem +5

    I fucking love how imperfect this game is

  • @Theprofessorator
    @Theprofessorator Před rokem +5

    My man Ulrich knows exactly what he doesn't want, and it's to know you. 😉

  • @razielospl
    @razielospl Před 2 lety +7

    The body is still warm :> :> : >

  • @ricardodelacalle
    @ricardodelacalle Před 2 měsíci +1

    Oblivion was the only game where I was terrified to commit the smallest of crimes.

  • @semregob3363
    @semregob3363 Před rokem +4

    I might return to oblivion just for this music

  • @Lofirainbows
    @Lofirainbows Před rokem +4

    I like that he opens the books for a moment before stealing them

  • @happystorm9840
    @happystorm9840 Před 2 lety +8

    The Gray Fox: -_-

  • @Wojtek_Ch
    @Wojtek_Ch Před měsícem +1

    I miss bandits fighting slaughterfishes which randomly spawn outside of water in the middle of the road.

  • @nyutas9818
    @nyutas9818 Před 2 měsíci +1

    1:25 IMO it was funnier than the "indeed" one 😂😂

  • @paulmann8570
    @paulmann8570 Před rokem +4

    Is it bad I almost expected every single guard getting out of bed to kill you scream "Should've just PAID THE FINE!" all at once?

  • @natinekochan6489
    @natinekochan6489 Před rokem +5

    1:19 quite literally the gatekeeper 😹

  • @neuto
    @neuto Před 2 lety +39

    2:30 lawl, the whole scene looks as if the line and death are Carius's comedy act.

  • @nah6892
    @nah6892 Před 11 měsíci +2

    Ulrich would prob walk up to mehrune just to tell him “I don’t know you and I don’t care to know you”

  • @XOPOIIIO
    @XOPOIIIO Před 9 měsíci +2

    At least your light armor skill increased.

    • @MP-vc4nu
      @MP-vc4nu Před 2 měsíci

      Bounty : 1
      Entire army - CHASE HIM
      Guard kills each other
      Entire army - Is everything alright citizen?

  • @vili-pekkavaltonen5943
    @vili-pekkavaltonen5943 Před 9 měsíci +1

    He either sleepy as hell or hes dicipline is past 100.. one of the moments you notice you might not be "the" player.

  • @maiq5228
    @maiq5228 Před rokem +4

    The book one made me laugh so hard I dribbled

  • @flipflopfrog602
    @flipflopfrog602 Před rokem +5

    1:39 made me snort-laugh xD

  • @racefaceec90
    @racefaceec90 Před 5 měsíci +1

    raminus polus one of the best character names ever put to parchment.

  • @TheMetalValkyrie
    @TheMetalValkyrie Před 2 lety +13

    Should make more clips from this. Meme gold.Especially the strange book one

  • @strategosgaming4093
    @strategosgaming4093 Před 2 lety +11

    This game... 😂😂😂

  • @headman82
    @headman82 Před rokem +1

    What seems to the problem citizen? EVERYTHING!!!

  • @Madara-Uchiha
    @Madara-Uchiha Před 2 měsíci +2

    2:55
    In Skyrim this exact glitch happend with the tail of this argonina women in near Rifton after I accepted the Quest Lexicon.
    I gave her an arrow to the knee.....she flew a few feet forward/backward but her tail just streeeeeetched along the way.

  • @anna.navarre
    @anna.navarre Před 2 lety +31

    Can you upload the snow one alone? Its hilarious

  • @MissesWitch
    @MissesWitch Před rokem +2

    I was also invited to the thieves guild after I took a plastic fork from a fish and chips shop while not realising there was already one inside!

  • @ZA-mb5di
    @ZA-mb5di Před 5 měsíci +1

    1:41 of course you added this one

  • @EddVoron
    @EddVoron Před rokem +3

    2:11 when someone try to wake me up.

  • @WortWortBlarg
    @WortWortBlarg Před 9 měsíci +1

    you died bc he thought you were a ghost from Kvatch

  • @momoraven8577
    @momoraven8577 Před 11 měsíci +1

    *Body still warm, looks like there is a killer about"

  • @sebastijanglozinic8630
    @sebastijanglozinic8630 Před 9 měsíci +1

    Carius Runellius: I cant speak to you right now! Cant you see that i am busy drowning?!

  • @Vomaxx1
    @Vomaxx1 Před rokem +3

    These are priceless. Wonderful! / 3:24 well, that's one way to increase your light armor skill, I guess...

  • @FGCOLLECTIVE
    @FGCOLLECTIVE Před rokem +3

    1:40 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Dude literally buried in snow: Indeed!! 👌😌

  • @Djay_B
    @Djay_B Před rokem +1

    Oh, it's you again.

  • @_MaZTeR_
    @_MaZTeR_ Před 11 měsíci +1

    Bounty: 1
    The entire room: So you have chosen death

  • @r.j.lombardi111
    @r.j.lombardi111 Před 5 měsíci +1

    What can I do for you?
    Friend... Ask not what you can do for me, but what you can do for yourself! Like not break your neck...