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"Terrorism Does Have A Negative Side" | Kevin Bridges THE STORY SO FAR | Universal Comedy
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I'm a teacher in a secondary school. One day someone in my third year class dropped a stink bomb in the class hoping to cancel the class. Little did he know, I'd no sense if smell at the time so I shut the door and all the windows, pretending not to know what the problem was and made them sit through the lesson for 50 minutes - 😂😂😂
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Brava!
Wish I'd thought of that when I was teaching :-)
Very funny. Of course, these days you would risk getting done for child cruelty.
Brilliant to see everyone enjoying Kevin’s unique Scottish humour ❤😂
He isnt even joking about the Glasgow Airport part 😂 we all felt the same way 😂 I remember when we found out about it. I was over in Canada on holiday to see family, and some other family members had actually been on a flight just before that all happened, but we didnt know they were already in the air at the time, that caravan was in pure chaos 😂 No wayyyy Glasgow got attacked by terrorists ✊ yassss !!! Then the panic kicked in 😂 theres only 1 place in the world you can go and attempt a terrorist attack and end up getting your c$#t kicked in 😂 literally..... then put in an ambulance to the hospital 😂 we are a rare breed us weegies 😂
I remember the Big Yin's story about it all, that was hilarious as well :)
Only in Glasgow eh !@@jennyr682
I remember being in the pub in nearby Paisley that night. Everyone was laughing their arse off about it. We were all talking about the front page headline of the Paisley Daily Express "Burned Out Car Found Near Shortroods!", and the fact they'd print that three weeks late.
(By the way, Shortroods is the housing district closest to Glasgow Airport, which is in Paisley, not Glasgow. 😁)
Just love your video’s. Old retired Scotsman living in Germany
Glad you like them, thanks a lot for watching
Yes, sadly, it's true. I was catching a train in Birmingham once, and an Asian Indian guy got on with me wearing a backpack. Every other person at the station made a point of standing in another carriage rather than sharing it with the 'bomber'. When the guard came to check our tickets, he couldn't understand why there were only two people in one carriage, yet the other was jammed full like a cattle shed. I pointed to the Indian guy and the guard simply shook his head in disbelief. He even did an announcement to encourage other passengers to swap carriage, but nobody would. The great British public....😢
Woow, that’s so sad 😢
Birmingham has a high Asian population, I’m from there. Trust me.. no one’s doing that unless he’s acting dodgy.. walk around birmingham you’ll find out..
I had one ask me to watch his backpack because he didn't want to take it in Toilet 😮....I literally crapped myself until I saw a friend of mine walk up to him!! 😂😂
Did he ask “does my bomb look big in this?”😂😂
Kevins English accent impression is the exact one every kid at a Scottish school would put on when picking on the new kid who's just moved to their school from somewhere in England.
I remember that happened In my school in East London....But the other way, New pupil in my tutor group from Scotland, another boy tried to Bully him using a Scottish accent ....Until I pointed out he Didn't come from Yorkshire!! 😂...He got the Accent totally wrong, The T&at!! 😂😂
Kevin is so funny 🤣 comedy legend!
Love him 🤩
I saw kevin in the stand in Glasgow before he became famous,I was standing outside wae him and I remember a guy saying to me,this guy is gonae be as big as Connolly,he wasnt wrong,absolute class act kevin bhoy
Better than Connolly by a country mile and doesn't steal his jokes from the hard working 60's shipyard builders.
@@ScratchyBaws he named his box in Celtic park after his mam and da,which was a nice touch I thought,his patter is fuckin brilliant mate,he just tells it the way it is,one of my favourite is he was pissing a skid mark aff the toilet pan,if anyone told ye that he would just tell them to fuck off but he manages to make it hilarious,hes a one off,Scotlands best imo
Better than BC my arse. I doubt Kevin himself would agree with that nonsense. How the heck do you steal a joke? Repeat one yes but 50 years of material didn't come from a couple of Glasgow workmen. 😂😂
All comics take inspiration from surroundings just use your ears and take it in, the construction of the joke fitting in the scenario and maxing the fun bc is the master. Kb is fantastic
Billy is not only the GOAT when it comes to comedy, he is a musician,singer and actor to name a few of his talents. KB can make you laugh but we used to literally roll around with laughter til it hurt watching Billy. An audience with Billy Connoly was brilliant when it came out, just watch the famous auduence crying with laughter!
I can seriously say that this is real. About a month after 7/7 London attacks I was on a bus into Glasgow and 2 people who fit the stereotype of a suicide bomber get on at the same stop, both of them had backpacks on and they sat a good few seats apart. I’m with my aunt and my mum, my aunt literally noped out and dragged us off at the next stop and proceeded to have a panic attack.
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Was similar here in Kilmarnock doon the road. I remember after 9/11 then the 7/7 attack, (especially 9/11) we had our bodies and bags searched before stepping onto a bus by guys in suits at each stand. Not very many foreigners here though, I think I have seen like 4 noticible non-white Scots/Brits/Europeans in the whole town (back then there was virtually none) but one guy got on in Bonnyton district (next to train station) and we all shat it and fucked off like AW THE BEST, DRIVER. SEE YE UP THERE
@@AingealDhe we have always had your Indian/chinese take away and Pakistani shops but just in the last year or so I’ve noticed we have went from having almost no Africans to seeing them every time I leave the house
The police investigation of 7/7 said it was the government who did it - He's a whistleblower well known on CZcams! He was called in for a 'special' investigation only he really did investigate it after he noticed a few things that didn't add up! He then proceeded to unravel a whole secret 'terrorism' false flag event that the government was setting up 'terror events' all over the UK - have a search of the guy he's the whistleblower of 7/7 - ex Police investigator
Government then did a few more attacks on London, Manchester, probably the one in Glasgow as well.. this has been going on years
@@musicaladdiction4147 Aye that's fair with them in the shops and stuff. I don't mind the Chinese though. Always friendly, quiet and keep themselves to themselves. I wouldn't say every time I leave the house though, at least not for me. See the odd one in the toon but not so much up my scheme.
@@AingealDhe in my scheme we always had a lot of Indian, Chinese and Pakistani people, then an influx of Middle East and Eastern Europeans came after in the 2000s and now it seems like it’s all sub Saharan Africans like really dark skinned, they have all been polite and nice enough people from my own interactions with them but it’s very noticeable just how many of them have arrived recently.
Love this guy and seen him a few times and he never disappoints 😂
Two Middle Eastern blokes get on the tube in London,both have big backpacks on.
Eventually,Abdul says to Hamed “does my bomb look big in this?”
Before all the wokies cry RACIST,I was told this joke by someone from Jordan,a lovely fella called Sami who was always laughing and brightened up our workplace.
Point is,ANYTHING should be allowed to be turned into a joke,now that’s part of OUR culture.
'Does my bomb look big in this?' That one's a keeper!😂🤣
I really hate racism it winds me up big time. But a joke is a joke and if it makes people laugh then it's a good joke I may hate racists but I hate Wokies more. telling jokes that are borderline offensive is part of British culture and I hope we always stay true to our culture and still embrace other people's culture
@@markpotter8280 Totally agree 👍 👌
@@markpotter8280 Some of the biggest villains in their mind are the evil nazis but they don't seem to see how they are becoming fascists themselves with their intolerance of anyone who doesn't parrot their views back at them, they can't handle debate like adults, they act like children, it's sad but our education system is to blame but they no longer seek to educate but to brainwash into a way of thinking which is cancerous to society
I personally love 'racist' jokes. They're always the funniest. And all types of them, got too be able too laugh at ourselves and not take it seriously. I get some out of taste, there is a line between joke and a snidey dig. I have a Pakistani friend and an Indian friend, I'm white, and we constantly just rip the piss out of each other, racially. Takes the power of it away if you laugh.
Great we video Kevin is brilliant to see live
Bowffin great Scottish word.
Tis indeed 🤣🤣
Agreed! So many good Scottish words. Howfin is another one
@@JGGuitarCovers Dinnae ken that wan, whits it aboot.
Totally, I remember my mum giving me sandwiches for a packed lunch on a school trip and they stunk the bus out. When I got home I told my mum my sandwiches were absolutely bowfin!
Sheer awesomeness 👌
Big Kev was born in Clydebank.
I did not know that. I work just outside of Clydebank in Dalmuir.
Kev.i.n is a good chuckle
so happy to see you get the Scottish humour.....Connolly.....Kev. i. n. Bridges....you cannot beat the Scottish humour
The ironic thing is most of these blokes like the one hes sat with on the train buy their booze and stuff from an asian off licence…. That how dense these guys are.
So true 🤣🤣
Sadly true, I tried pointing this out about 40 years ago and got nowhere.
Slowly but surely attitudes are changing.
Very few people worried about it many years ago, because the percentage of immigrants wasn't high enough - I was told that by a well known right wing guy, university educated etc
He told me the percentage would have to double before it scared people, based on research by academics.
Lo and behold all across Europe the tide is turning and average people are becoming anti immigrants
Well I’m not being funny but how many white owned corners shops do you actually see? Nearly none if I had the choice I’d go to the white shop 🤷🏻♂️
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I knew several families who had them, but our culture is more of a 9-5, and Asians amongst others are used to 6am to 10pm.
When you travel abroad to poorer countries (where many immigrants come from), the working day is long and the rewards are little compared to here, so that's one reason they thrive here.
@@samolevski1119 exactly, the worl changed from a Monday to Friday 9 to 5 to 24hrs a day, and the Asian community were and are willing to take advantage of it.
When I was still living at home with Mum and Dad, I went to the optician's. Our optician was Asian. Sitting in the waiting room, which was full, all his other patients were Asian. As I sat there I thought'This is what it must feel like to be a different skin tone from the majority. ' It was a bit strange.
I related to story to an acquaintance some years later, and before I finished , they said something detrimental about immigrants...
And that's when I realised most people don't care about how it feels to be an 'outsider'.
I was on a flight to Paris (from Glasgow) on the day after the 9/11 attacks (so 9/12) and security was soooo high. There was a group of about 11 Indian lads (probably off to a stag night or something). Poor guys... nervously smiling and nodding to everyone. Even the stewardess stopped dead in shock when she saw them.
Frankie Boyle Glasgow airport set is great
Have you seen him talk about Danny Dyer's real football Hooligan's Scotland Special? Its worth a watch
Don't get me started about 'Fanny Dyer', the guy might have testes but he definitely doesn't have balls. He knows some 'hard men' but I doubt any of them respect him. Me? Soft as shite, honest, you could bet your life on it.
Just after 7/7, I got on a train from East Kilbride to Glasgow. The next stop a western Asian looking fella got on with a large backpack and a guy seated near me got up and walked through to the next carriage.
Kevin is from roughly the same area as Billy Connolly in Glasgow. Clydebank its called. Few famous faces from that area 👍
I was the guy with the stink 💣 😂😂 subscribed
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I remember as a kid we bought a can of “Instant Smelly Shit” from a. joke shop. Was foam, but looked and smelled like real shit. We sprayed it in the lift in Sainsbury’s then ran to the bottom to some poor guy mopping it up. Whilst holding his nose. 😂
It genuinely looked like some had taken a shot in the lift 😂
I remember when I was a kid putting dog shit off the street in a can shaking it up and selling it to joke shops 😁
Aw the things we done when we were younger😅.We used to get a paper bag fill it with shite and then set it alight on somebodies front doorstep,chap the door and then hid/watch.They would answer the door to a bag ablaze, alarmed they'd stamp it out with their feet and end up with shite all over 😅. Sad/sick AF back in the day..😵💫🤯🏴😱
I was that one guy 😂
That's just glasgow,glesga
och aye
After braw
One a my mates cracked top off a stink 💣 n dosed some knobeads fluffy parka hood in the cinema one time 😂
what does this mean
Ye canny beat the Scottish humour 😂🏴🏴
Glesga legend 🤘
Yep stink bombs were fucking nasty
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Check out some Only Fools And Horses.Trigger's broom skit is hilarious.
4:54 i always seem to get a smell of shite with rotten eggs whenever some little div breaks one🤢
You sound like James Tavernier RFC
Rangers FC died in 2012. They owed HMRC over £64million. So it's just a Glasgow derby these days. And Kevin Bridges is a Celtic fan. Been seen at many Celtic games. 🍀
I was on a tram in Amsterdam some years ago and two Arab girls at the back were getting off and one said loudly, "Let's leave a bag here so all the white people will think it's a bomb"
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BNP… British Nationalist Party.
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@@Eddycheeee Nah, the BNP is more. ✋😅
You must be well traveled... you seem to have picked up a bit of all the accents. Reminds me of whenever I try to do any accent... I can traverse Indian, welsh and South African whilst trying to do an impression of a Yorkshire-man.
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hey eddy its been a while hope youre doing well
Hi mate, good to hear from you. Hope you’re doing well 🤩
It's nice to see you again buddy (no homo) I've been mentally a bit unwell, living the hermit life to sort me own head out 😅 and today I've been physically sick lucky me 🤣
@@Eddycheeee thank you buddy I'm better tonight than I was :) I think having finally been sick sort of gets rid of a bit of the horrible tension in the belly doesn't it, plus I'm using lemon and ginger tea bags which are awesome tasting and help nausea :)
Little tip there for anybody feeling an upset stomach and want a bit of light relief it might not work for everybody but it's helped me thank god
Poor kevin is funny but hes ill informed
Yes .young and ill informed ,but we all were I suppose 👍