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Right, very important things.. Japanese: Hanbun seishinbyō, byōki, saimin-jutsu wa watashi no aojashin o te ni iremashita sore wa kōkyōkyokudesu hanbun seishinbyō, byōki, saimin-jutsu wa watashi no aojashin o te ni iremashita sore wa denshi-tekidesu Translation: Half psychotic, sick, hypnotic got my blueprint it's symphonic Half psychotic, sick, hypnotic got my blueprint it's electronic Tf am I saying?? idk.
some ideas for a better planet Matthew 5: 27-28 “You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart. Luke 17:1 And he said to his disciples, “Temptations to sin are sure to come, but woe to the one through whom they come! better stop producing / uploading / watching "music videos".. (or similar videos, pics, profile pictures, thumbnails, title names, headlines, usernames + harmful comments, bad words, lies, disrespect, harmful lyrics etc! on social media + everywhere else too. "Temptations to sin" / seduction etc. must stop) start deleting? censoring etc.? destroy your smartphones, cams, data storage devices etc? would be better. remove temptations / seduction + other evil things from TV, magazines, radio stations, broadcasting etc? would be better. many young people are watching those videos (or reading / typing harmful comments, or doing other bad things!) etc. all over the world. and its NOT ok! parents? (or people in authority): intervene?! seriously wait.. there is more: harmful drawings / comics / animations etc, clothing / styles / hairstyles / behaviour, facial expressions, gestures, dancemoves, acting, exercises, sports etc. harmful things in video games, news, reports, interviews, vlogs, tutorials, movies, series, trailers, entertainment shows, (+ backgrounds + surroundings), books, art, artworks, calendars, posters, business flyers, catalogues, leaflets, packagings, stickers etc. (words, speeches (+ voice types, vocal color etc), music, sounds, visuals, references! etc.) harmful things in stores and online shops, advertisements + advertising, commercials... + better stop online dating and other harmful things! maybe.. support ocean or river! clean up organizations? (i think it is of high importance) (in india, pakistan, africa etc) + support animal welfare (animal shelters (money for food or new fluffy dog beds? blankets?, small fluffy carpets? (+ washing machines?), pet vitamin supplements, + pet supplies (dog toothbrushes?), pet toys, dog hairbrush? (parasites!) bath towels?, medical checks, dental care? / nail, paw care? etc. pet heating pads? heated dog houses? (for winter or in cold areas), pet cooling mats / pads (on hot days, summer etc), diesel powered portable generators? (outdoor electric power generation) (to run vacuum cleaners, washing machines etc), solar lamps? (smart lighting solutions), transport vehicles, maintenance work etc. + other improvements, additional staff + volunteers, more safety, beautifications? etc. topiary? + animal rescue ? (dog rescue projects in india?), animal hospitals? (in poor countries or districts) or homeless people in your area? (btw governments should help these people! seriously. fast / adequate / individual support?!) support some of them? as an act of goodwill. + always be careful: corona etc.! or become a firefighter, volunteer firefighter (+ driver? (pump operator), paramedic or ER doctor? ER nurse? ambulatory care? or shuttle service? (for people with disabilities) + be cautious: corona etc! become an instructor? (fire and rescue?, emergency medical services?, advanced driving techniques?, advanced first aid?, psychological first aid?, wound care management!? + preventions (decubitus!, contractures!, thrush!, periodontitis!, loneliness?? etc) (nursing homes / home care / hospitals etc. + training seminars for employees) + hygienics?, high angle rescue techniques?, first aid for pets?, basic pet care?, junior firefighter programs?) start reading medical books? (anatomy? / physiology? / ECG interpretation? / EMS (paramedic books?) or nursing books? or blood banking and transfusion medicine? or dental engineering? medical or rescue engineering? medical dictionary? (illustrated) become a dog trainer? (rescue dogs, avalanche rescue dogs, therapy dogs) education? + watch out! dogs, cats etc. can transmit / spread corona! become an animal rescuer or animal doctor? + watch out! CORONA! (protection, safety measures etc.) Can the coronaviruses be transmitted between animals and people? they say: Coronaviruses are zoonotic, meaning they are transmitted between animals and people! maybe... plant a tree? many trees? a walnut tree?? in a park, garden or backyard? a walnut tree = food source (for birds etc) + oxygen generator. + provide water for birds in summer? fresh water source? or bird bath? or food? (daily? or several times a week?) use checklists to improve efficiency? snowy days? become a snowplow driver? (volunteer?) or towing service worker? or pharmaceutical supplier? + be cautious: corona! new technologies + other cool things: Far-UVC light (222nm) efficiently and safely inactivates airborne human coronaviruses?? (+ flu virus and many other?) do research? progress? + installations? (in offices, busses, trains, restrooms, elevators, classrooms, corridors, stairwells, hospitals etc?) .. could save lives. + improve immune systems? (food nutrients?) + portable plexiglass virus shields? (for counters, offices, workplaces, waiting rooms, buses, trains, passenger cabins etc) + air purifiers? (with HEPA filter) + limit the number of customers in stores, shopping malls, buses etc? + keep windows / vehicle windows wide! open for ventilation? + stay at home? amazing tools for rescue workers: portable hydraulic StrongArm (r) for firefighters etc. ( jawsoflife com ), hands free thermal vision (in mask imaging system), in mask heat vision (temperature display etc) or c-thru technology. + there are more amazing tools! high rise rescue solution? SPARS parachute rescue system? ( cosmic-rs com ) fireproof clothing? + fire escape hoods?! (fire escape hoods and fire escape masks are designed to help you to escape from a burning building. each of these fire escape masks and hoods allows you 15 ? minutes to flee through the toxic gases / smoke) smoke detectors with LCD display?, CO detectors?, fire blankets?, fire extinguisher? (+ fireproof clothing, cap, gloves, safety glasses etc?) (+ fire extinguisher selection chart?) fire suppression systems? smoke extraction? fire protective coatings? (or anti corrosion?), seat belt cutter? useful gift idea? for family or friends etc. (or useful teaching books etc.) support fire and rescue departments / services in poor countries or districts? (new helmet lamps, safety clothing + shoes, new equipment, fire escape hoods, thermal monitoring? (thermal vision will help you to track down a fire's source and smouldering fires in dark. glowing embers as well as fire hot-spots can be detected and fighted very fast and efficiently! + mobile infrared cameras could detect hidden hotspots or locate people in smoke-filled buildings), first responder kits etc. / communication devices (wearing! portable radios), new vehicles? a turntable ladder? training verhicles? new motorcycles? (+ customizable / agility / more efficiency, + difficult terrain / crowded areas etc), new firefighter / rescue helicopters? (certain areas) new reanimation boards (for nursing homes / hospitals etc), new lifters? (patient transfer solutions), protection equipment / protective gear (corona), medical oxygen??, ventilators?, AEDs + first responder kits, pulse oximeters, diagnostic penlights, glucometers? (+ strips), + various batteries (or battery charger?), blood pressure cuffs, stethoscopes, weight scales, label machines? (for clothing or other personal things), rescue blankets?, stifneck collars?, thermometers, neck pillows, heating pads / cooling packs (or aspirators + tubes, IV poles, (+ IV (intravenous) nutrition), breath exercisers, electric shavers!, nail clippers!, glasses cleaning cloths, non-slip socks! and many other good things + health care products (high quality products?) etc, compression bandages, medical dressing (+ anti pressure sores (decubitus!) elbow / heel protectors / pads / comfort cushions etc), CPR training simulators?, disposable ambu bags?, new rollators + replacement parts (+ hip protectors etc), wheelchairs + replacement parts (footrests, leg rest, headrest + cushion, armrest pads + comfort pillows?, cushion pads etc. to prevent pressure sores!), gel pads for shoes + back heel pads etc (+ improved skin inspections?! + treatment + reports + regular checks (+ photo documentation? with digital camera (disease / wound / injury processes! etc), anti decubitus air mattress for additional prevention?, + prevent hand contractures? (hand / wrist / finger splints?, hand therapy ball exercises?), auxiliary eating spoon and fork? (stroke hemiplegia rehabilitation training) comfort grips cutlery? (great for parkinson / disabled, suffering with tremors and trembling hands etc), medical alert system solutions?, own phones for all employees? (more efficiency / more safety), electric armchairs (more comfort), ergotherapy? (useful + less loneliness! + caution: corona!), water dispensers (less dehydration) (+ caution: edema / pulmonary edema / other diseases etc.), outdoor corner sofa + table? (garden, terrace / + all weather proof) + electric awning?, lighting solutions? + cool floor / garden lamps? (solar?, waterproof), teamwork + helping each other? (+ watchfulness, attentiveness, helpfulness, care, + honesty, accuracy, + giving helpful tips / hints, + politeness, being thankful, being focused), + preventing back injuries? (employees! / patients) (lift and carry properly. (+ teamwork? / use tools and aids?) + gymnastic exercises for a strong back?, (+ protect (treat carefully) your joints, elbows, kneecaps etc! + your nerves!), + energy and resource saving concepts?, tasty / healthy food? (+ additional: instant soups?, ready meals?, canned foods? for hungry employees / night shift etc), (+ vegan cooking books? give it a try? at home?) + other improvements, beautifications, more safety, comfort etc. + spreading good mood? (less sadness etc) (+ please be careful: corona!)
@@technoraver99 Jesus Christ lmao I didn’t expect a five page essay on an among us video -oh wait sorry I used the lords name in vain if that offends you sorry but I’m agnostic-
Jack singing and then Corpse getting flustered is literally the most wholesome thing and literally is making me subscribe to both despite not even being into gamer vids besides among us.
If anyone was curious what the joke was, here it is: A man goes to the doctor. After examining him, the GP says: “You have some problems with your heart, but if you take these tablets I think it will be okay.” So the doctor gives the man the tablets and the patient asks: “Do I have to take them every day?” “No,” replies the doctor. “Take one on the Monday, skip the Tuesday, take one on the Wednesday, skip the Thursday and go on like that.” Two weeks later the doctor is walking down the street and he sees the patient’s wife. “Hello Mrs Murphy,” he says. “How’s your husband?” “Oh he died of a heart attack,” says Mrs Murphy. “I’m very sorry to hear that,” says the doctor. “I thought if he took those tablets he would be all right.” “Oh the tablets were fine,” says Mrs Murphy. “It was all the bloody skipping that killed him!"
@@ajzephyros7454 Well, the humor is kinda dark but the joke is the doctor told the patient to skip taking the pills on certain days to help with a heart condition. But the patient didn't understand and skipped (as in the exercise) on those days instead, which isn't a good thing for someone with heart problems to do.
I love seeing how much more comfortable corpse is with them now. He went from barely talking in the first video to playing around with pewds and jack, Very proud of Corpsey :)
Are we just glossing over how Dave said he's doing good and his meds are working and that makes me happy and should make everyone really happy for him? And how happy he was that Jack was happy for him?
@@novaemowolf from what I’m aware of, only Americans watch Bill Nye. Which is so sad. The rest of the world doesn’t know that precious gem of the northwest.
@@rynntabris I'm from Scotland and once or twice we watched Bill Nye in science when our teachers couldn't be bothered lmao. We do know who he is, and his theme tune is well known anyway lmao
@@etchasketch1602 ahh gotcha. I just know Americans *LOVE* Bill Nye. They played it sooo much during science class in pretty much every grade. Maybe it’s because I live in the same state, but it was extremely popular when I was in school.
I love it when the imposters vent or kill in front of their buddies, and instead of grassing them up, they become co-conspiritors and help them out with their murder spree. Laughing all the way! The best one was Corpse as he watched Sykunno and Rae kill Tinaa and Spedicey with the babushka misunderstanding (don't think that's in this vid). But just the increasing hysterical laughing from Corpse, seeing everything. He could have run and pushed the button, but instead he stood on his own next to two bodies he didn't kill for most of the game, just as Rae had told him to do. Massive lols. They're such a sweet, lovely bunch of friends who really seem to love each other. They all have such a great sense of humour and are happy when their friends are successful, even if it means they lose. I also love seeing how over time they have all become less self conscious, especially Corpse. He's a little happier to be silly. Spedicey had such a great sense of humour, he knows how to take the piss out of his mates to exactly the right extent, to make it funny but never offensive. I wish I had a bunch of mates to play among us with!
@@noname-kx4cu I don't think it is. I can't be bothered to watch the video again to find out for you, but if you just search for 'among us, Corpse, Rea, Sykunno, babushka' you'll probably find it without too much trouble. It's a great moment, definitely worth watching if you're into these guys and the game.
@@sophiewalker6704 As far as I'm aware, no. It's something Ross O'Donovan randomly said on Game Grumps while napping off-camera. It's a pun on Obama's first name, Barrack, and Arachnophobia (fear of spiders).
Okay, but the fact that him and CORPSE have such a wholesome relationship is amazing and I absolutely love it. But the fact- ThE fAcT- That when Sean was singing, CORPSE ran away giggling and flustered- THAT WAS SO FUCKING CUTE!
I love that they don't even play the actual game anymore lmao. It's so wholesome watching them just have conversations through the medium of Among Us proximity chat
@@nickfosterxjorobeshipp4932 it's just a saying dude. It means that boys will stay foolish. And almost only the boys were using it to chat sooo i don't see the problem
corpse: hey Felix can u tell me if im saying this right Felix: sure corpse: jag vill do Felix: what? you want to eat dirt? corpse: jag vill do jack: wait what does that mean?! Felix: I want to die jack: oh corpse: I learn the important stuff this is why I love corpse
Jack: *sings white tee*
Corpse: *giggles and runs away*
Yea! 666th!
We watched the video
thank you for being kind and helping the hard of hearing learn exactly what happened in the video! 🙏🙏🙏‼️‼️ /s
lol chill out you two, its just a comment
@@viennnnnna i am chill if u didn't notice my sarcastic tone indicator 😭😭
“okay tell me a joke”
“oh f***”
*kills him and walks away laughing*
much love jack xx
🅱️
Ｅ
Day 2 of asking jack to play tabs again
how did he miss the body in the hallway
Q: What do you call a baby monkey?
A: A Chimp off the old block.
Jack: What’s your favorite flower?
Corpse: *demonic chanting*
Ah yes our goth boiii 😂
Timestamp?
Jack: What’s your favorite flower?
Corpse: demonic chanting
he said roses but idk what else he said
@@pringlebunny8176 I think he said "I like roses a lot"
Corpse: I only learn important things in Swedish.
Also Corpse: *i want to die*
Can you link the full stream please?
@@Mid_Mountain_Cucumber it should be on twitch
Time stamp?
@@AntiBlastic literally at the start
Right, very important things..
Japanese: Hanbun seishinbyō, byōki, saimin-jutsu wa watashi no aojashin o te ni iremashita sore wa kōkyōkyokudesu hanbun seishinbyō, byōki, saimin-jutsu wa watashi no aojashin o te ni iremashita sore wa denshi-tekidesu
Translation: Half psychotic, sick, hypnotic got my blueprint it's symphonic Half psychotic, sick, hypnotic got my blueprint it's electronic
Tf am I saying?? idk.
Jack: "What's your favorite flower?"
Corpse: *demon noises*
Yea he said he likes roses my dude
Demon noises would have also been a valid answer
I immediately thought of the sound he makes when the lights go out in proximity chat. 🤣
should have said corpsebloom
Always has been
Jack: “Anyway so I was crushing numbers, right”
Jaiden: “Right”
Love ur pfp!
I thought they were talking abt hentai when it was him and corpse
2:53 Jack: What's your favourite flower?
Corpse: ɨ ȶɦɨռӄ ɨ ʟɨӄɛ ʀօֆɛֆ
I thought he said ‘I like roses a lot’ 🧐
I heard "I think I like roses" *random Corpse grunt*
Corpse: “Where are they?”
Jack: “AND IM SO SORRY!!!!”
Corpse: ”hahah you can live for that one”
10:46
That's such a good song!
What song is that? 🙋♀️
@@beckfenn5559 I miss you by blink182
@@beckfenn5559I know that song! It's I miss you
“Where are they”
“aNd I’m sO SOrrY”
*laughing*
“Oh wait it wasn’t lyrics?”
some ideas for a better planet
Matthew 5: 27-28
“You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart.
Luke 17:1
And he said to his disciples, “Temptations to sin are sure to come, but woe to the one through whom they come!
better stop producing / uploading / watching "music videos".. (or similar videos, pics, profile pictures, thumbnails, title names, headlines, usernames + harmful comments, bad words, lies, disrespect, harmful lyrics etc! on social media + everywhere else too.
"Temptations to sin" / seduction etc. must stop)
start deleting? censoring etc.?
destroy your smartphones, cams, data storage devices etc? would be better.
remove temptations / seduction + other evil things from TV, magazines, radio stations, broadcasting etc? would be better.
many young people are watching those videos (or reading / typing harmful comments, or doing other bad things!) etc. all over the world. and its NOT ok!
parents? (or people in authority): intervene?! seriously
wait.. there is more:
harmful drawings / comics / animations etc, clothing / styles / hairstyles / behaviour, facial expressions, gestures, dancemoves, acting, exercises, sports etc.
harmful things in video games, news, reports, interviews, vlogs, tutorials, movies, series, trailers, entertainment shows, (+ backgrounds + surroundings), books, art, artworks, calendars, posters, business flyers, catalogues, leaflets, packagings, stickers etc. (words, speeches (+ voice types, vocal color etc), music, sounds, visuals, references! etc.)
harmful things in stores and online shops, advertisements + advertising, commercials...
+ better stop online dating and other harmful things!
maybe..
support ocean or river! clean up organizations? (i think it is of high importance) (in india, pakistan, africa etc)
+ support animal welfare (animal shelters (money for food or new fluffy dog beds? blankets?, small fluffy carpets? (+ washing machines?), pet vitamin supplements, + pet supplies (dog toothbrushes?), pet toys, dog hairbrush? (parasites!) bath towels?, medical checks, dental care? / nail, paw care? etc. pet heating pads? heated dog houses? (for winter or in cold areas), pet cooling mats / pads (on hot days, summer etc), diesel powered portable generators? (outdoor electric power generation) (to run vacuum cleaners, washing machines etc), solar lamps? (smart lighting solutions), transport vehicles, maintenance work etc. + other improvements, additional staff + volunteers, more safety, beautifications? etc. topiary?
+ animal rescue ? (dog rescue projects in india?), animal hospitals? (in poor countries or districts) or homeless people in your area? (btw governments should help these people! seriously. fast / adequate / individual support?!)
support some of them?
as an act of goodwill.
+ always be careful: corona etc.!
or become a firefighter, volunteer firefighter (+ driver? (pump operator), paramedic or ER doctor? ER nurse? ambulatory care? or shuttle service? (for people with disabilities)
+ be cautious: corona etc!
become an instructor? (fire and rescue?, emergency medical services?, advanced driving techniques?, advanced first aid?, psychological first aid?, wound care management!? + preventions (decubitus!, contractures!, thrush!, periodontitis!, loneliness?? etc) (nursing homes / home care / hospitals etc. + training seminars for employees) + hygienics?, high angle rescue techniques?, first aid for pets?, basic pet care?, junior firefighter programs?)
start reading medical books? (anatomy? / physiology? / ECG interpretation? / EMS (paramedic books?) or nursing books? or blood banking and transfusion medicine? or dental engineering? medical or rescue engineering? medical dictionary? (illustrated)
become a dog trainer? (rescue dogs, avalanche rescue dogs, therapy dogs) education? + watch out! dogs, cats etc. can transmit / spread corona!
become an animal rescuer or animal doctor? + watch out! CORONA! (protection, safety measures etc.)
Can the coronaviruses be transmitted between animals and people?
they say: Coronaviruses are zoonotic, meaning they are transmitted between animals and people!
maybe... plant a tree? many trees? a walnut tree?? in a park, garden or backyard?
a walnut tree = food source (for birds etc) + oxygen generator.
+ provide water for birds in summer? fresh water source? or bird bath?
or food? (daily? or several times a week?)
use checklists to improve efficiency?
snowy days? become a snowplow driver? (volunteer?)
or towing service worker?
or pharmaceutical supplier?
+ be cautious: corona!
new technologies + other cool things:
Far-UVC light (222nm) efficiently and safely inactivates airborne human coronaviruses?? (+ flu virus and many other?)
do research? progress? + installations? (in offices, busses, trains, restrooms, elevators, classrooms, corridors, stairwells, hospitals etc?) .. could save lives.
+ improve immune systems? (food nutrients?)
+ portable plexiglass virus shields? (for counters, offices, workplaces, waiting rooms, buses, trains, passenger cabins etc) + air purifiers? (with HEPA filter)
+ limit the number of customers in stores, shopping malls, buses etc? + keep windows / vehicle windows wide! open for ventilation?
+ stay at home?
amazing tools for rescue workers: portable hydraulic StrongArm (r) for firefighters etc.
( jawsoflife com ), hands free thermal vision (in mask imaging system), in mask heat vision (temperature display etc) or c-thru technology.
+ there are more amazing tools!
high rise rescue solution? SPARS parachute rescue system? ( cosmic-rs com )
fireproof clothing? + fire escape hoods?! (fire escape hoods and fire escape masks are designed to help you to escape from a burning building. each of these fire escape masks and hoods allows you 15 ? minutes to flee through the toxic gases / smoke)
smoke detectors with LCD display?, CO detectors?, fire blankets?, fire extinguisher? (+ fireproof clothing, cap, gloves, safety glasses etc?) (+ fire extinguisher selection chart?)
fire suppression systems? smoke extraction? fire protective coatings? (or anti corrosion?), seat belt cutter? useful gift idea? for family or friends etc. (or useful teaching books etc.)
support fire and rescue departments / services in poor countries or districts? (new helmet lamps, safety clothing + shoes, new equipment, fire escape hoods,
thermal monitoring? (thermal vision will help you to track down a fire's source and smouldering fires in dark. glowing embers as well as fire hot-spots can be detected and fighted very fast and efficiently! + mobile infrared cameras could detect hidden hotspots or locate people in smoke-filled buildings),
first responder kits etc. / communication devices (wearing! portable radios), new vehicles? a turntable ladder? training verhicles? new motorcycles? (+ customizable / agility / more efficiency, + difficult terrain / crowded areas etc),
new firefighter / rescue helicopters? (certain areas)
new reanimation boards (for nursing homes / hospitals etc), new lifters? (patient transfer solutions), protection equipment / protective gear (corona), medical oxygen??, ventilators?, AEDs + first responder kits, pulse oximeters, diagnostic penlights, glucometers? (+ strips), + various batteries (or battery charger?), blood pressure cuffs, stethoscopes, weight scales, label machines? (for clothing or other personal things), rescue blankets?, stifneck collars?, thermometers, neck pillows, heating pads / cooling packs (or aspirators + tubes, IV poles, (+ IV (intravenous) nutrition), breath exercisers, electric shavers!, nail clippers!, glasses cleaning cloths, non-slip socks! and many other good things + health care products (high quality products?) etc, compression bandages, medical dressing (+ anti pressure sores (decubitus!) elbow / heel protectors / pads / comfort cushions etc), CPR training simulators?, disposable ambu bags?, new rollators + replacement parts (+ hip protectors etc), wheelchairs + replacement parts (footrests, leg rest, headrest + cushion, armrest pads + comfort pillows?, cushion pads etc. to prevent pressure sores!), gel pads for shoes + back heel pads etc (+ improved skin inspections?! + treatment + reports + regular checks (+ photo documentation? with digital camera (disease / wound / injury processes! etc), anti decubitus air mattress for additional prevention?, + prevent hand contractures? (hand / wrist / finger splints?, hand therapy ball exercises?), auxiliary eating spoon and fork? (stroke hemiplegia rehabilitation training) comfort grips cutlery? (great for parkinson / disabled, suffering with tremors and trembling hands etc), medical alert system solutions?, own phones for all employees? (more efficiency / more safety), electric armchairs (more comfort), ergotherapy? (useful + less loneliness! + caution: corona!), water dispensers (less dehydration) (+ caution: edema / pulmonary edema / other diseases etc.), outdoor corner sofa + table? (garden, terrace / + all weather proof) + electric awning?, lighting solutions? + cool floor / garden lamps? (solar?, waterproof), teamwork + helping each other? (+ watchfulness, attentiveness, helpfulness, care, + honesty, accuracy, + giving helpful tips / hints, + politeness, being thankful, being focused), + preventing back injuries? (employees! / patients) (lift and carry properly. (+ teamwork? / use tools and aids?) + gymnastic exercises for a strong back?, (+ protect (treat carefully) your joints, elbows, kneecaps etc! + your nerves!), + energy and resource saving concepts?, tasty / healthy food? (+ additional: instant soups?, ready meals?, canned foods? for hungry employees / night shift etc), (+ vegan cooking books? give it a try? at home?)
+ other improvements, beautifications, more safety, comfort etc. + spreading good mood? (less sadness etc) (+ please be careful: corona!)
@@technoraver99 I respect u for typing all of that
@@technoraver99 Jesus Christ lmao I didn’t expect a five page essay on an among us video
-oh wait sorry I used the lords name in vain if that offends you sorry but I’m agnostic-
What song did he even sing?
@@technoraver99
I respect you for typing all of that (if you did actually type it) but yeah all of or most of the things you wrote are true
corpse making people finish his lyrics to stay alive is the funniest thing ever
Jack knowing all the lyrics makes it even better for me, I love their friendship
@@jennymattback3780 purest thing to ever exist tbh
@@jennymattback3780 and then jack letting corpse kill him at the end
I'd win that because I know all his songs 🤣
Wine on my white tee, bitches like me. Roflmao
Dave: "I think a rap battle is in order!"
Jack and Corpse: (LOOKING AT EACH OTHER)
Corpse: "Uh...."
DAVE WAS EJECTED
🤣😂😹🤣😂🤣😹🤣😂
Or UHHH
I wouldve liked the comment if not the emojis
@@xqcommunity Meh, Can't win em all I guess
@@niamhrattigan3207 That's funny AF
Did..you just unironicly use all the laugh-crying emojis?
"ok tell me a joke"
"... oh fuck..." is the most relatable thing I have seen in a long while
That's a mood and a half.
CORPSE: "Where are they?!"
Jack: "......and I'm so sorryyyy~"
I can sleep I cannot dream tonight~
😂
I need somebody and always
GOLDEN
@@dougthepug2174 this sick strange darkness comes creeping on so haunting every time
*I still cant forget about this*
Jack: do you think when dave dies he goes to the dave yard?
Corpse: *leaves*
🤣 One of the best moments
lol
When’s this?
I KNOW RIGHT
It would've been great if the editor put that in when Dave was voted off 😂
Sean: "You can never be wrong if you follow your heart."
CORPSE: *deep breath*
Ad: "Relieve stress."
Mine was a tortoise eating a strawberry
Mine was the new Blumhouse movie They/Them
Corpse: *inhale*
Ad: vaping nicotine can increase feelings of stress and anxiety
“you can’t kill a man with perfect wires”
- jacksepticeye 2020
@mrAnonymous mhm very true
When jack said “on my white t” and corpse ran away giggling 😂😂 wholesome
Literally 😂❤️
KDHAKSJKA SO CUTE
when?
@@anushkasharma992 jump to 8:45 for the round start, its not long after that
@@atlas5899 awwwa
*Corpse: “Science rules”*
Okay, Bill Nye.
Poor Jack didn’t get the reference thougg
I NEVER REALIZED THERE ARE PARTS OF THE WORKS WHERE THEY DIDN’T WATCH BILL NYE BEFORE
IM SO GLAD SOMEONW ELSE CAUGHT IT AND I WASNT THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT OF IT😂
10:36 his little laugh as he’s running away is so cute
Oml his lil giggles
Right?! Corpse is so sweet!
“ ANd I’m sO SoRRy!”
*corpse filled with confusion and joy*
@Johnathan Hayes Blink 182 - I miss you
Dave: It's Jack vs Corspe
Jack & Corpse: He's looking sus, let's eject him
"I don't like him, he's a mean judge and I think he's been killing people"
Q: Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato?
A: The lettuce was a "head" and the tomato was trying to "ketchup"!
@@jdwmyt aHaHaAh
corspé
it sounds like a french word am i wrong
omg u even edited the commit oh no
oh no i did an oopsie guys i just played myself
"Finish the lyrics. Choke me."
LIKE YOU HATE ME BUT YOU LOVE-
"I spilled wine all on my"
*sings white t*
*runs away giggling*
Jack singing and then Corpse getting flustered is literally the most wholesome thing and literally is making me subscribe to both despite not even being into gamer vids besides among us.
Aye I'm your 666 like
Jack and Nogla: *speaking Irish*
Pewds: no speaking in codes it’s cheating
Timestamp?
@@Tht-mw1ek 9:34
Lmao that killed me
And yet corpse can speak Swedish to felix 👀🤔
it wasn't even irish it was just a heavy irish accent lmAO
Sean is in a polyamorous marriage with everyone he's ever played a video game with
Sweet
lol ya pretty much XD
Couldn’t put it any better tbh
Yes
The dream
Jack: perfect card swipe first time
Captions: perfect 𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘵 swipe
8:45
Tbf i thought he said carrot too
Ah yes,
CARROT swipe
Pewds: card swipe
Captions: hearts right
"CORPSE will remember that"
12:14 Music
15:27 you can hear Felix's recorder fade out and its just so lovely 😂😂
Whenever jack gets the lyrics right and corpse just runs away giggling
The way he laughed after the White Tee lyrics tho xD
It's so cute 😂
@I am KevinBB x2
you can't be kevin because I'm kevin
@I Am KevinBB x2 why do you exist
For the people wondering: 10:34
Séan: "what's your favorite asteroid?"
Felix: "The big one"
That part was beautiful.
@@dianamaioru497 agreed
@Luke Petravicz lmao nice
Sean gives corpse smooches, really nice guy
We watched the video
Corpse sounded like he was about to cry when he killed Seán 😂😂😂 so defeated...
"I feel like i'm in Spain without the S"
Me too Jack-
Me too-
Jack: I will kill everyone as an imposter.
Corpse : what about me?
Jack : Not you sweetie.
Dave: me????
Jack: DIEEEE
@F**СК МЕ! - СНЕCK МY РR0FILЕ stfu bot
Jack is only simping for Corpse
@@MythicaIl axolotl profile gang
Straight to the Daveyard
Corpse from daveyeard
"Wait Jack died?"
"I implemented a new rule."
Dude, no way. They said the same thing as you in the video. No lie
@@matthewsperry8463 wow who woulda thunk
*anyways about the new rule*
@@matthewsperry8463 ...maybe because he was _quoting the video?_
@@bluej6107 Prolly not
10:36
corpse's most cutest giggle ever
Wholesome giggle
Pewds running away screaming after that knock knock joke was funny
@GeBugged 13:50
"Whats your favorite episode of Happy Wheels that i've done?"
"69"
A man of culture I see.
Yet you forgot to say "NICE"
i wouldve said "all the way"
N i c e
Jack: “What’s your favorite flower?”
Me: “Potatoes”
Jack: “You may live.”
What did corpse say about the questions answer as
You do get potato flowers! They’re super pretty!
Noice
@I Am KevinBB x2 No!
@@payalkanyal7521 He likes roses. That's what he said
Sean: "So anyway, I was crunching some numbers and - - "
Purple: " *And what, Sean?* "
The numbers: "So anyway, I was crunching Séan..."
Dave: "Alright, I think a rap battle is in order."
*Dave was ejected*
Séan:so how’s your love life?
Corpse: E-Girls are ruining it.
Isn't the weird thingy on the a , like seàn? Could be wrong tho
Bot reported GG no re
@@frogwithhat160 Seán and it’s a fada :)
@@rosesarerosie4033 oh okay.
@@frogwithhat160 it’s a fada lol =)
Everyone’s straight until Corpse joins the VC
joke's on you, im never straight
Jokes on you, I’m curvy as hell
jokes on you - im lesbian.... until Corpse enters the gc
@@nonexistent4270 Corpse is just unanimously attractive
@@nqvy_4546 goddammit he really is
If anyone was curious what the joke was, here it is:
A man goes to the doctor. After examining him, the GP says: “You have some problems with your heart, but if you take these tablets I think it will be okay.”
So the doctor gives the man the tablets and the patient asks: “Do I have to take them every day?”
“No,” replies the doctor. “Take one on the Monday, skip the Tuesday, take one on the Wednesday, skip the Thursday and go on like that.”
Two weeks later the doctor is walking down the street and he sees the patient’s wife. “Hello Mrs Murphy,” he says. “How’s your husband?”
“Oh he died of a heart attack,” says Mrs Murphy.
“I’m very sorry to hear that,” says the doctor. “I thought if he took those tablets he would be all right.”
“Oh the tablets were fine,” says Mrs Murphy. “It was all the bloody skipping that killed him!"
THANK YOU i was looking all over for this.
I don't find it funny... or am I not getting it or something
@@ajzephyros7454 Well, the humor is kinda dark but the joke is the doctor told the patient to skip taking the pills on certain days to help with a heart condition. But the patient didn't understand and skipped (as in the exercise) on those days instead, which isn't a good thing for someone with heart problems to do.
@@reynaavilaramirez-arellano8468 wait hold up I can’t stop laughing 😂🤚 idk why...
Ty was looking for this and as a heart patient myself I find this dark and funny once you get it 😆
Nogla: "You killed that DEAD BODY didn't ya?
Jack: Yeah-
Corpse is like the silent kid at school who prefers to be silent, and only opens up with people he can genuinely trust.
*OH JUST GIVE ME HATE COMMENTS ON MY VIDEO!*
@@user-uj7zb7hw3x stfu
wtf why are you talking about me Am I corpse?
@@Cyrex64 This is relatable to most of us and even me.
Very relatable.
I love seeing how much more comfortable corpse is with them now. He went from barely talking in the first video to playing around with pewds and jack, Very proud of Corpsey :)
I loved it when he spoke Swedish
@4N631 Tagalog too. He knows a lot of words lmao
@4N631 he know how to say "I wanna be dead" in 5 languages
@@thekrusad3r290 Well- at least he knows how to say it
Corpse’s reaction to “so how’s your love life?” IS THE SAME AS MINE just incoherent flustered sounds
Are we just glossing over how Dave said he's doing good and his meds are working and that makes me happy and should make everyone really happy for him? And how happy he was that Jack was happy for him?
Corpse giggling after Seán gets his lyrics right, GIVES ME SO MUCH SEROTONIN (time stamp: 10:39)
I KNOW ITS SUCH AN ADORABLE MOMENT
IKR??????????
Can i get a timestamp
How many years Will your mother live
Ignore : 0 years😑
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I read your comment ad was confused and then got here and died of cuteness
sean: how’s your love life?
*corpse exe. has stopped responding*
Does he had a girlfriend or something? I'm just curious cause I found that part funny 😂
@@crisc1049 he did but not anymore
Time?
@@ronitreddy9623 6:18
I could hear him sweating 🤣
Love how Jack immediately thought Sykkuno impression after thinking simp
Nobody:
Sean: I have to channel my inner Sykkuno to stay alive this round
Sean: That's just science
Corpse completely off screen: Science Rules
i died at this part 😭
I expected them to start singing the "Bill Nye The Science Guy" theme song lol
@@novaemowolf from what I’m aware of, only Americans watch Bill Nye. Which is so sad. The rest of the world doesn’t know that precious gem of the northwest.
@@rynntabris I'm from Scotland and once or twice we watched Bill Nye in science when our teachers couldn't be bothered lmao. We do know who he is, and his theme tune is well known anyway lmao
@@etchasketch1602 ahh gotcha. I just know Americans *LOVE* Bill Nye. They played it sooo much during science class in pretty much every grade. Maybe it’s because I live in the same state, but it was extremely popular when I was in school.
Jack: "I've gotta channel my inner Sykkuno to stay alive"
Also Jack: *immediately cusses*
Sounds like he channeled his inner Michael Reeves
When I heard Jack say, "Our secret weapon, is *simping,"* I immediately knew he was gonna mention Sykkuno. 😂
I love it when the imposters vent or kill in front of their buddies, and instead of grassing them up, they become co-conspiritors and help them out with their murder spree. Laughing all the way! The best one was Corpse as he watched Sykunno and Rae kill Tinaa and Spedicey with the babushka misunderstanding (don't think that's in this vid). But just the increasing hysterical laughing from Corpse, seeing everything. He could have run and pushed the button, but instead he stood on his own next to two bodies he didn't kill for most of the game, just as Rae had told him to do. Massive lols. They're such a sweet, lovely bunch of friends who really seem to love each other. They all have such a great sense of humour and are happy when their friends are successful, even if it means they lose. I also love seeing how over time they have all become less self conscious, especially Corpse. He's a little happier to be silly. Spedicey had such a great sense of humour, he knows how to take the piss out of his mates to exactly the right extent, to make it funny but never offensive. I wish I had a bunch of mates to play among us with!
Is that in this game or a different one?
@@noname-kx4cu I don't think it is. I can't be bothered to watch the video again to find out for you, but if you just search for 'among us, Corpse, Rea, Sykunno, babushka' you'll probably find it without too much trouble. It's a great moment, definitely worth watching if you're into these guys and the game.
When you hear Corpses voice: OH.... well that's cool.
Corpse: *likes roses*
Us: awwwwwwwwwwww
MY HEART IS MELTING OF CUTENESS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
"I think a rap battle is in order."
"Uhh..."
Dave was ejected.
😂😂😂
Can't break the duo of Corpse and Jack
I died at that part 😂
That was probably my favorite part 🤣
corpse: "where are they"
jack: "and im so sorry"
me: that's not the words but i still appreciate it
what song is that? lol
@@taylan71o I Miss You by blink-182
Jack: and that’s just science
Corpse: Science rules
My brain: **insert bill nye theme song here**
Bill bye th escience guy
Bil
Bill
Bill
Bill
"wow what a cool video"
"I can't believe this video exists"
"it's incredible in every way"
"I've never seen a better video"
Ok
Ok
Ok
Ok
Ok
Sean: *finishes the lyrics for white t*
Corpse: *runs away chuckling*
Hes just a baby.....one with the devils voice but a baby
Omg yea 😂
IKR!
Angel with a devil's voice 😂
666 likes broski
Corpse is 23 years old so he is the baby of the group lol
“That’s just science”
*in the distance*
science rules...
My immediate thought was, “BILL BILL BILL”
I think I also heard “boys drooool”
Science rules, boys drool
Words to live by.
YEAH SCIENCE
Corpse deep voice saying science rules 😅
Corpse doing an Irish accent at the end was great 😂 20:57
Jack trying not to get killed by Corpse: "Alright, I've gotta channel my inner Sykkuno for this one."
I love how they all simp for Corpse 😂
I want so many clips of CORSPE saying “Science Rules”
BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL!
Remember Dave is one of the ones that has seen corpses face
ITS CORPSE THE SCIENCE GUY!
Corpse: "Science rules."
Me: BILL BiLl bIlL BIll biLL bill BILL
BILL Nye tHe ScIeNcE gUy
Inertia is a property of matter
the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
T-minus seven seconds
Bill Nye the science guy *episode of Bill Nye starts*
"corpse: jag vill dö (lol mood)
felix: you want.... dirt??"
corpse sure learned the important stuff
7:11 can I just bottle up Jaiden's laugh and use it to resurrect fairies?
CORPSE'S GIGGLES AS HE RUNS AWAY FROM JACK, MY HEART
What time was this?
@@kylieonline5653 10:34
@@Vivian-uk9md thank you 😌🙏😊😊🙌💞💕
5:54
CORPSE: Science rules.
Me: BiLl NyE tHe ScIeNcE gUy
BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL!...
I've had that f-ing "song" in my head forever
@@thirteen2368 rip
@@hellowkyaa indeed
0:48 Corpse I either a demon, summoning one, or speaking enchantment table language.
He said "Jag vill dö" in swedish which means "I want to die"
@@aureavallis409 we know
@@thirteen2368i didnt :(
nvm I know :)
Some body on the floor
Jack, Felix and Corpse: Doing swedish lessons.
Jäg vil dó
I saw that and was like excuse me THERE IS A BODY
That makes sense, thank you all. But still it was weird at first.
Time stamp
does anyone notice how at 1:02 Corpse, Pewdipie, and Jack walked by a body as clear as day.
yeah
they are playing hide and seek
TWICE 😂😂
PJ saying "I implemented a new rule" is still the funniest thing to me XD
corpse: (speaks in swedish)
jack: what does that mean?
felix: i wanna die.
corpse: *i learned the important things to say*
Jack: *_Tell me a joke_*
Me: *dO YOu thINk whEN DAvE DIes hE GOEs to THe daVEYaRD??*
😂😂😂
If someone is afraid of Obama, does that make them Baracknaphobic?
@@maxman1602 i get it but like how is it funny, is Baracknaphobia a real thing..?
@@sophiewalker6704 As far as I'm aware, no.
It's something Ross O'Donovan randomly said on Game Grumps while napping off-camera. It's a pun on Obama's first name, Barrack, and Arachnophobia (fear of spiders).
@@maxman1602 ?
Okay, but the fact that him and CORPSE have such a wholesome relationship is amazing and I absolutely love it.
But the fact- ThE fAcT-
That when Sean was singing, CORPSE ran away giggling and flustered- THAT WAS SO FUCKING CUTE!
10:30 "ive gotta channel my inner sykkuno to stay alive"
~jacksepticeye 2020
"I feel like I'm in Spain without the s" had me deeaad 💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
champagne without the cham:,)
@@destiny0407 😂😂😂
campaign without the cam
@@destiny0407 I haven't heard that one before.
@@noahplaysgames4933 🤣
(Wheeze)
*OH JUST GIVE ME HATE COMMENTS ON MY VIDEO!!*
OR I WILL SCREAM IN TOP OF MY LUNGS
Wassup
i love your vids!!
all the BuzzFeed fans are shaking
@@renatal.129 ghoul boys intensifies
10:35
*corpse giggles and run off*
Me: *screaming internally*
That was fishing adorable alright.
I was hoping for "Daveyard" to return. The perfect part would've been when Dave said they should have a rap battle and he was voted off instead 😂
Jack: I mean if we stay here we can’t die
Dave: *gets killed immediately after*
Seriously 3 times; At least switch accounts.
@@dylanholshouser9969 why would I do that?
Daithi: "You can't kill me because I'm Irish...blood is thicker than water"
Jack: *kills Daithi anyway*
Because he got the saying wrong despite being Irish lmao how dare he
Just because his blood is thicker doesn't mean it won't get splattered all over the walls.
And I ran out of cornstarch
pewds: "does it work?"
jack: "yeah- ok bye!"
pewds: *faint tooting of recorder*
Jaiden's maniac laughter is something that will haunt us forever.
I love that they don't even play the actual game anymore lmao. It's so wholesome watching them just have conversations through the medium of Among Us proximity chat
i think this is the perfect example to say "boys will be boys"
this was so wholesome and funny to watch
@@madchenshmirtz5716 lmao what- girls can be wholesome like this too. I don’t get what ur point is-
@@nickfosterxjorobeshipp4932 lol you triggered
@@nickfosterxjorobeshipp4932 it's just a saying dude. It means that boys will stay foolish. And almost only the boys were using it to chat sooo i don't see the problem
@@veridia_ jaden....?
“You can’t kill me Jack, I’m Irish!”
“Ok tell me a joke.”
“....oh fuck.”
*kills him*
Best clips that is wholesome so I want to watch them again:
0:38
4:25
7:22
9:54
10:21
10:34
10:46
11:06
11:26
12:42
13:55
15:00
15:50
16:35
Jack: I feel like I'm in Spain without the s
Me, from Spain, in Spain: I agree
C: "What if I'm wrong?"
S: "You can never be wrong when you follow your heart"
C: [deep inhale]
Ad: hi hello! Suspense is fun, right?
Yo I got an ad too! :D
Same!! The fucking dramatic tension in that ad!!
Yah same. It was mcdonalds lol
The comedic timing on Jaiden's imposter-kill was to die for.
all of her kills are amazingly timed
lol to did for
Sean’s impression of Blink 182 actually made me cry with laughter 😂
I’m pretty sure corpse is still having PTSD to this day of the card swipe machine
Nobody:
Jack: “I’m gonna channel my inner Sykkuno”
LMAO
Jack: "So anyway I was crushing numbers right?"
Jaiden: we don't do that here **kills**
“Where are they”
“aNd I’m sO SOrrY”
laughing
“Oh wait it wasn’t lyrics?”
Wheezes for a little bit
" He was just asking for directions"
corpse: hey Felix can u tell me if im saying this right
Felix: sure
corpse: jag vill do
Felix: what? you want to eat dirt?
corpse: jag vill do
jack: wait what does that mean?!
Felix: I want to die
jack: oh
corpse: I learn the important stuff
this is why I love corpse
New Title: "Among Us Olympics" 😂😂
Enyone else enjoying the fact that corpse husband knows the most depressing shit to say in multiple languages
How many languages now? 7?
Anyone*
j'ai plusieurs troubles mentaux
Is the one who makes scary stories videos?
Adventures of Grimmgoogles yeah
PJ saying “I implemented a new role” after slaughtering Jack was so ominous
It was so casual too. 🤣
I know right but People should learn to do those tasks when you are the imposter
That was amazing... so much more motivation lol
20:00 “I implemented a new rule”