@@iamahuman869 Dakota. I was just asking, because I have a few friends who've named themselves after people. For example, my name is Dakota, and my middle name is Joan.
@@dakotathenonbinarypal791 oh I was given my name at birth I don't know how my parents got it I have not come out as non-binary to my parents yet and I'm not planning on changing my name
@@pierogue In Selfishness vs Selflessness Redux, Roman is trying to convince everyone that Janus isn't trustworthy because he could lie to everyone about how much selfishness is healthy. Janus: "Being selfish isn't a bad thing, you need to learn to be more selfish from time to time, etc." Patton: "But not TOO much right?" Janus: "Well, it depends. *sarcasm* We wouldn't want to plant TOO many trees now would we? Just think of all the CO² that would be obsorbed." Roman: "But when is it enough!?" Janus: "...Trees?" I'm horrible at explaining things so just watch the newest episode (if you haven't already) if I've just confused you.
I’m sorry, I can’t spell very well. I love Percy Jackson and Heroes Of Olympus, also My Hero (ofc) Nico is also one of my favorites, I just wanted to say you’re really cool!😂
"Oh I wouldn't talk about you behind your back, you would still hear everything I'm saying. I would talk about you in another room" Ahhh I love Logan so much
Patton: sometimes, just this. (Holds up hand in shape of a circle) Roman: A BAGEL?! Patton: what? No. Maybe... No! It's nothing, it's just nothing. Roman: * disappointed Princey noises *
After doing just a little research 1) go to settings (obviously lol) 2) scroll to the third group of options and tap “Language & Input (some phones require you to tap “System” to access the language & input menu) 3) select “Personal Dictionary” 4) select the + in the top right corner 5) put the phrase for it to autocorrect to on the top line (in this example you’d put “Time out for thee and time out for thee. Focus on issues or focus on me”) 6) put the shortcut on the bottom line (in this example you’d put “myturn”)
Does anyone else spend 8 hours religiously to scroll through the incorrect sanders Sides quotes hashtag like it’s and exes Instagram profile? No? It’s just me? Okay...
Roman: “Why didn’t I just listen to ROMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN...” Logan: *Looks into the camera like in The Office*
One that I think would be good to see is: Janus: Remus doesn't like me Patton: Remus would jump in front of a car for you! Virgil: Remus would jump in front of a car for fun.
Sanne De Ridder I feel like it's an older stereotype, but yes they do. To put in perspective my Gran was one of 8, but my dad is one of 3 and I'm one of 2. Though I know when we switched parishes my parents' first reaction was "okay, I guess we moved to the town of the good Catholics" because each family had at least four kids. The *reason* for this stereotype is the fact that Catholics- for awhile at least- were very... to put it kindly... against Birth Control. Hence the babies.
Holy crap, all day I’ve been saying “but I improved it” though I forgot where it was from. But just less than 2 minutes ago I said the quote again, and it was the first quote in the video! Sorry I just got really excited
I JUST REALIZED THAT WHEN PATTON SAYS “We’ve got a real Smart Alec over here, huh?” HE PUSHED UP HIS GLASSES WITH HIS MIDDLE FINGER. WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THIS-
According to the team that clip was actually just a blooper that accidentally got through during the editing process. Patton wasn’t supposed to do that, but it can’t get taken out of the video now
The "why have a ballroom with no balls" line was put in there on purpose. It was to further exaggerate the fact that they were alone with little to no male contact, a reason why Anna fell in love so easily.
Roman in 'alone on valentines day': what do people love? patton: bagels!!! roman: what---no? maybe... patton in svs2: *holds up a zero' roman: A BAGEL!!! patton: what? no--- maybe... amazing, Thomas
Dee: WHAT, I DON'T UNDERSTAND, I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT WORDS!! Pat: We got a smart alec over here- *Low keay Flicks off Janus as he pushes his glasses up....* Me: PATTON NO-
"sometimes we get this" - "a bagel?!" - "no! ... maybe?" is beak patton and roman problem solving together and also an incredibly accurate representation of my last two braincells collaborating.
They arent incorrect quotes. *THEY ARE ACTUAL QUOTES* Change my mind -Thanks for coming to my Ted-Talk- (Edit: please take this as a joke i know what the title meant-)
me: **buys boxers**
my dysphoria: 2:48
edit: y’all this ain’t even original lmao
When I tell you that I laughed-
WHHEEZE I cant relate but that was hilarious for some reason 🤣🤣
*WHEEZE*
I choked on my cheeto-
I'm sorry, can I pin this comment? I just find it so funny lmao
Those moments in canon when characters were so in character they act like they’re fanon
Virgil: I'm too mentally unstable for jury duty can I be excused?
Ah yes a line to live by
what video is that from?
@@nawarb.4226 its Selfishness vs. Selflessness
Ah, yes, I too find myself the jury to many cases.
I read executed
@@Angel-Kitty
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I didn't realise how incorrect these correct quotes are lol
"Well, your face ruined my day, so we'll call it even."
I need this on a shirt
we have the same name and I'm non-binary... I AM SCARED!
@@iamahuman869 wow really? Cool!
@@dakotathenonbinarypal791 what do you mean like Harry Potter Gacha or Dakota
@@iamahuman869 Dakota. I was just asking, because I have a few friends who've named themselves after people. For example, my name is Dakota, and my middle name is Joan.
@@dakotathenonbinarypal791 oh I was given my name at birth I don't know how my parents got it I have not come out as non-binary to my parents yet and I'm not planning on changing my name
I kinda expected "you're just stuck with a snake boi" to be in here lol
That's one of my favorite quotes 😍
THAT IS THE BEST QUOTE THAT HAS EVER BEEN UTTERED IN HISTORY @ ME ON THAT I FUCKING LOVE ITTTTTTT
If it turns out that this line wasn’t a blooper that stuck, I will eat my Virgil shirt
Potato_Mother NO-
saaame, also the trees one
"That...caNNOT BE WHERE THE BAR IS" -Virgil
I was scrolling through the comments to see if anyone commented on that one, cause that one got me😂!
@@leeschelly8384 haha😂
1:00
“I-I broke my-“
“I dont care WOndErFul.”
Loved that
This was my favorite of them all
I can't believe you didn't put in:
"But when is it enough!?"
"...Trees?"
honestly one of my favorite lines lmaooo
What is that line about can someone please explain it to me
@@pierogue In Selfishness vs Selflessness Redux, Roman is trying to convince everyone that Janus isn't trustworthy because he could lie to everyone about how much selfishness is healthy.
Janus: "Being selfish isn't a bad thing, you need to learn to be more selfish from time to time, etc."
Patton: "But not TOO much right?"
Janus: "Well, it depends. *sarcasm* We wouldn't want to plant TOO many trees now would we? Just think of all the CO² that would be obsorbed."
Roman: "But when is it enough!?"
Janus: "...Trees?"
I'm horrible at explaining things so just watch the newest episode (if you haven't already) if I've just confused you.
Dear Evan Hansen vibes
"tReEs?" - Janus Sanders, 2020
They would also be great to use for other fandoms incorrect quotes
That's what I was thinking!
Ok now I’m inspired to make incorrect quotes about other fandoms XD
Worm Worm wonderful, please do 😂
iM wOrKiNg On It
I’ve done it thanks to this comment, thanks for the inspo 🤣
"Fracture a femur."
Best way to start any video.
I’m sorry but is your pfp Nico D’Angelo?
@@minaashido4867 it's di Angelo, and yes. Yes it is. I am a huge fan of Percy Jackson and Nico is my favorite character.
@@minaashido4867 But, to be honest, I live your pfp.
I love My Hero Academia.
I’m sorry, I can’t spell very well. I love Percy Jackson and Heroes Of Olympus, also My Hero (ofc) Nico is also one of my favorites, I just wanted to say you’re really cool!😂
@@minaashido4867 Thank you! I'm glad I'm considered cool by a stranger!
Also, I think you're pretty cool as well!
"Oh I wouldn't talk about you behind your back, you would still hear everything I'm saying. I would talk about you in another room"
Ahhh I love Logan so much
Agreed.
Patton: sometimes, just this. (Holds up hand in shape of a circle)
Roman: A BAGEL?!
Patton: what? No. Maybe... No! It's nothing, it's just nothing.
Roman: * disappointed Princey noises *
"Why can't it be 'Karma is a very fair person'?"
*Thinks about Assassination Classroom* That's why
O-oh
YES MARMALADE
THANK YOU
Karma is great
Pretty much
“What does the judge even do?”
“His BEST :D”
Seriously people look at the subtitles, they’re great lol
Someone once wrote '(ship)' in the subtitles of that Sherlock and Watson episode 😂
virgil's quiet lil "...you do know who you're talking to, right?" just- i- baby
I actually have it so that “myturn” autocorrects to “Time out for thee and time out for thee. Focus on issues or focus on me”
How much work did that take!!!
Haley Atkins I have an iPhone so I can just change it in my keyboard settings 😊
How do you change the settings for an Android phone? I'm stupid
Spacycat22 AJ I wouldn’t know but if I did, I would help you
After doing just a little research
1) go to settings (obviously lol)
2) scroll to the third group of options and tap “Language & Input (some phones require you to tap “System” to access the language & input menu)
3) select “Personal Dictionary”
4) select the + in the top right corner
5) put the phrase for it to autocorrect to on the top line (in this example you’d put “Time out for thee and time out for thee. Focus on issues or focus on me”)
6) put the shortcut on the bottom line (in this example you’d put “myturn”)
1:37 Did anyone notice that Patton stuck out the middle finger at deceit but made it look like it was an accident.
He did. XD
*I was about to say* -
OWO OMG-
Wait what?!
Edit: OMG! I cannot believe I never noticed before!
So apparently it was unintentional (According to a Thomas Tweet) but they kept it because they thought it was funny
I love how one of Romans insults was just "W H I T E."
"pandering to my fondness for being told that I'm right." Fondness, Logan? Really? You mean kink.
oop--
Oh Jesus this comment blew up. Was not expecting that.
I- well..
You’re not.... Wrong
@@Baseiscc LMFAOOO
Logan has a praise kink
Roman: You know what people like?
Patton: BAGELS!
Roman: What? No. Maybe-
Patton: Sometimes.. it’s just this
Roman: A BAGEL?
Patton: What? No. Maybe-
Does anyone else spend 8 hours religiously to scroll through the incorrect sanders Sides quotes hashtag like it’s and exes Instagram profile? No? It’s just me? Okay...
Favorite quote of the series: time out for thee time out for thee focus on issues or focus on me
Panda’s FunHouse lol that quote is great! Although it’s spelled thee (I think!!)
Mango Smooothie thanks
“Gyeeeeeehhhhh UNDERSTATEMENT MUCH?!?!?!” Literally my life!
I love your pfp oml-
Aww thanks!
@Blaine Hayward I mean, I've seen them on literally every Sanders Sides video ever-
@Blaine Hayward oh my-
@Blaine Hayward or -Justin Y-
Bold of you to assume I haven't been using then as incorrect quotes already
Roman: “Why didn’t I just listen to ROMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN...”
Logan: *Looks into the camera like in The Office*
3:46 is way too perfect to be considered an incorrect quote, I use it all the time
Serotonin received, thx
I have nothing to say but *y e s*
Omg your pfp T^T
And name-
🐍
"I'm too emotionally unstable for jury duty, may I be excused?"
Mood fam.
Now don't go cutting out Patton's favorite letters ILY 😊
“I am not HoSs. I am PRiNcE rOmAn”
Virgil: "Your face ruined my day"
Me: *s a v a g e*
1:05 , 1:49 , 1:09 , 2:56 , 3:07 proves why I love Virgil and Patton.
Omg 1:09 was so adorable
@@tealeaves4038 Patton is....a baby!!
i love how you can tell which jokes were written by joan
One that I think would be good to see is:
Janus: Remus doesn't like me
Patton: Remus would jump in front of a car for you!
Virgil: Remus would jump in front of a car for fun.
"Catholics"
"Catholics"
"Those baby-making Catholics"
I genuinely forgot that Catholics have this stereotype for having a ton of kids.
Wait, do they? 😂
Never heard that lol
(I don't live in America, so maybe that's why idk lol)
Sanne De Ridder I feel like it's an older stereotype, but yes they do.
To put in perspective my Gran was one of 8, but my dad is one of 3 and I'm one of 2.
Though I know when we switched parishes my parents' first reaction was "okay, I guess we moved to the town of the good Catholics" because each family had at least four kids.
The *reason* for this stereotype is the fact that Catholics- for awhile at least- were very... to put it kindly... against Birth Control. Hence the babies.
Virgil is my spirit animal
“I’m too emotionally unstable for jury duty”
The "Talking about you behind your back" segment (1:39) sounds like something holt would say, lol
"Or as they say in the theater, fracture a femur."
I... it rhymes. IT RHYMES!
3:53 Anyone else love Deceit’s laugh? XD
Turn on captions, youll love it more
All of deciets laughs give me joy
4:10 getting some Cat and Jade vibes
Ikr :0
"He's against Nazis so we might as well hear him out."
"That cannot be where the bar is."
Remus is that chaotic crackhead bestie that you don’t put on speaker phone
I love him 💚🖤
“What does a judge even DO?!”
“His best😁”
PLEASE I CANT-
roman was so excited for it to be a bagel, the way he says it made my day
E = S C A R E F
Livestream group where you at?-
I'm confused
Deceit in disguise why?
I have no idea why, but the bagel one gets me every time😂
1:37 PATTON FLICKS OFF OH MY GOD WE ARE ALL GOING TO HELL
0:33 They have the same- you know what, never mind
Holy crap, all day I’ve been saying “but I improved it” though I forgot where it was from. But just less than 2 minutes ago I said the quote again, and it was the first quote in the video! Sorry I just got really excited
Me when I'm supposed to settle an argument: 1:48
Percy: Did I mess everything up? 😢
Annabeth: No, I threw out your vote so you couldn't do that **puts on sun glasses**
I’m too emotionally unstable for jury duty 🤣
I JUST REALIZED THAT WHEN PATTON SAYS “We’ve got a real Smart Alec over here, huh?”
HE PUSHED UP HIS GLASSES WITH HIS MIDDLE FINGER. WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THIS-
Me: Hey, CZcams can I see the comments?
YT: There are none.
Me: But it says there are 165-
YT: THERE ARE *N O N E.*
1:37 PATTON PULLED THE MIDDLE FINGER AT JANUS!!!! or it may just be a coincidence........who knows
According to the team that clip was actually just a blooper that accidentally got through during the editing process. Patton wasn’t supposed to do that, but it can’t get taken out of the video now
"I'm too emotionally unstable for Jury Duty can I go now?"
With him
3:57 this is quite satisfying
The "why have a ballroom with no balls" line was put in there on purpose. It was to further exaggerate the fact that they were alone with little to no male contact, a reason why Anna fell in love so easily.
0:38 me trying to be mean at the girl who's mean at me at school
I love Patton XD
"Sounds like he's against Nazis so... why not hear him out, ya know?"
"That can NOT be where the bar is."
a bAgEL
The one person who disliked this is a Sanders Sides hater!!! 😭😭😭
Thank you
I needed my sander sides tea
☕️
Roman in 'alone on valentines day': what do people love?
patton: bagels!!!
roman: what---no? maybe...
patton in svs2: *holds up a zero'
roman: A BAGEL!!!
patton: what? no--- maybe...
amazing, Thomas
Coincidence I think notv
0:44
WHITE OH MY GOD FIDKDKG
I’m wheezing 😂😭💜
0:24 me and my dysphoria arguing with each other
Legend has it that to this day…
…Roman still wants a bagel.
a bagel!! ♥️
Delilah what? No! Well, maybe... nO it’s nothing, it’s nothing!
Dee: WHAT, I DON'T UNDERSTAND, I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT WORDS!!
Pat: We got a smart alec over here- *Low keay Flicks off Janus as he pushes his glasses up....*
Me: PATTON NO-
1:19 xD Virgil and Roman best moments
Me trying to get my ADD riddled brain to focus: 3:37
0:33 I forgot Virgil is a savage
Most of these could be used for other fandoms, just saying
Deciets laugh gives me life
"sometimes we get this" - "a bagel?!" - "no! ... maybe?" is beak patton and roman problem solving together and also an incredibly accurate representation of my last two braincells collaborating.
2:00 Roman without shoulder pads-
This is lowkey my favorite moments.
Logan has so many opportunities for incorrect quotes it's crazy
"Two tickets to surprise city. You and me, right? I get the window seat!" This is why we love Roman
Yeeeesss another one of these!!
4:27 he really wanted that bagel
I just realized what Patton did at 1:36 to deceit 😂
They arent incorrect quotes.
*THEY ARE ACTUAL QUOTES*
Change my mind
-Thanks for coming to my Ted-Talk-
(Edit: please take this as a joke i know what the title meant-)
1:37 Patton really said discreet bird✌🏼
"I'm too emotionally unstable for jury duty. Can I be excused?" sounds like something I would say
"Sometimes it's just this" O "A BAGEL" "What? No. Maybe. No. Nothing it's nothing" "EAAUUGH" My new favorite line in anything
I came for IQ and sanders sides
Omg now that you mention it these sound SO much like incorrect quotes
I am using that quote now.
"Well, your face ruined my day, so we'll call it even."
Logan not understanding abstract art SENDS ME
The double birds always surprises me with it being cannon when Janus sinks out XD
Dude.... my brain imediatly went to word association games
The way that a lot of this was probably added by Joan, we Stan Joan in this house
Janus saying that he doesn’t care is me teaching kindergartners. “Ms. E I went on a tv show yesterday.” “I don’t care, wonderful”
1:02 because he was over on the bench
Lmao “those baby making Catholics” 🤣
YES THIS IS AMAZINGGG