@@person803 isn't it safer to stay inside a building than to run out into the street with seats and about half a mil of cops just running at you and taking kill shots like members of a cult
@@Kratos-eg7ez Dunno. Shorts don't just suck. They're a bottomless pit of brain rot capable of entrenching someone. A drip feed of garbage that's just interesting enough to keep people scrolling through for seconds that turn to minutes and minutes that turn to hours and moreover are harmful to attention spans and patience in general.
No guys you got it wrong. Imagine you are the Driver, and someone pays you 5000 Rub to extract, but you could fit 3 more Guys there and make 15000 rub more. So you decide to wait a Minute because maybe someone else might show up and you can double-quadruple your Income for the same Trip. But because a Heavily Armed, pissed of Guy just payed you, you don't wanna overdo it. So you say "let's just wait another minute"
*Meanwhile in Payday's universe* *Heister* : Go, Go, Go, Go, Go!!!! *Recruit* : You got that gas money? *Heister* : The alarm went off, I got nothing! *Recruit* : Then I'm taking your ass to jail. *Heister* : ..... Damn you!!!
@@SomethingBoutEclipse no use, he'll be long gone before they get to reach him Soon he'll be part of the escape drivers selection in the GTA 5 story heists
There is nothing more stressful in Tarkov then waiting at the car extract knowing practically the whole server knows you are trying to leave from it. Also car extracts have almost 0 cover near the car 🤣
That's why you don't just run at it you sneak up on the extraction point and check all the sniping points, flash bangs and smokes are your best friend and unlike the dumbass in the video you use the vehicle to help block enemies sight of you. Sometimes you just have to crouch behind a car and pray
i got killed by a rat literally just before watching this video while trying to do a quest never have been more mad at this game, i find it so stupid how they make the extraction time longer on the ones that you have to pay for.
@@Fat_xeno the point of the game is to find good loot and Camp that's why there's camping spots and why the weapons and game mechanics are centered around it, if you don't like the concept of the game that's about looting camping and sniping don't play the game that's literally based around it
The thing is recruit isn’t doing anything wrong he just following the rules. The guy who paid should’ve gotten more information about how extraction works XD. Amazing work as always!
@@Supervigy I never played either but from video and comments just looks like you pay a driver cash to get out of the game you in with all your loot but there a timer and other players will be alerted in someway that you trying escape viva car I guess?
"There's a hundred-thousand streets in this city. You don't need to know the route. You give me a time and a place, I give you a five minute window. Anything happens in that five minutes and I'm yours. No matter what. Anything happens a minute either side of that and you're on your own. Do you understand?"
Мне вообще интересно, сам автор русский или нет? Хотя какая разница, всë ровно его анимации классные, но то что пару сотен рублей показалось, это что-то да😉
*Meanwhile in the siege universe* Announcer:We have the hostage bring them to the extraction point. Operative:We got the hostage waiting for extraction. *Recruit pulls up* Operative:Alright let's go. Recruit:Got that has money? Operative:No cmon we need to get the hostage to safety! Recruit:No gas money no extraction simple as that Operative:Wait wha- *Recruit drives off* Operative:Son of a-
He just takes the money and leaves without even taking his best friend to extraction. That’s why you never mess with these guys because they love money.😂😂😮😮😊😊
The cars gotta warm up, cant take off with a cold engine.
Lol
🤣🤣
you- you got a point
So it's always winter in there? Noted
@@anrivarshanidze8646 Seeing that Tarkov is called "a city in russian northwest".... Yeah, kinda XD
Meanwhile, in payday you instantly leave despite the 400 police shooting at your van
“No money given,You have to escape first”
@@aryoxk06expert driver
Tbf its more dangerous not to leave immediately
@@person803 isn't it safer to stay inside a building than to run out into the street with seats and about half a mil of cops just running at you and taking kill shots like members of a cult
correct
A short that's actually enjoyable. Artstyle has an early 2000s Newgrounds-era charm.
Oh man. And here i almost forgot about new grounds.
I won't forget about NewGrounds being hacked and nearly every single user on that website was compromised. Ahh good times 😂😂
If almost all shorts suck why even watch them?
@@Kratos-eg7ez Dunno.
Shorts don't just suck.
They're a bottomless pit of brain rot capable of entrenching someone. A drip feed of garbage that's just interesting enough to keep people scrolling through for seconds that turn to minutes and minutes that turn to hours and moreover are harmful to attention spans and patience in general.
Really, it looks quite a lot
I just paid you let me in let’s get out of here.
Recruit: riiiiight after this song.
G do you know what song this is?
*Recuit* : You got that gas money?
*Hand him the money*
*Recuit* : *Roll up car window*
"You're not getting this back... B*tch"
xd
King bach
(Gun click) me"how about now"?
i have a shotgun, haha lemme prove it
@@pxgamer0464 infinite bullet proof glass. How else you think they pull this off. Lol
This has got the same logic as setting your ship on fire in subnautica just to hear the song “abandon ship”
it is a banger song tho
Who are you bro
Fax tho fax
Fax tho honestly
Hey 'abandon ship' slaps tho
I love that he clicks the volume up
and doesn't blink www
Me: Lets get out of here!
Recruit:*Vibin* Extraction in 35 seconds!
I imagine its more like: "we need evac!"
"On the way, be there in one minute"
Exactly
except you literally give money to the car in order to use the extract
No guys you got it wrong.
Imagine you are the Driver, and someone pays you 5000 Rub to extract, but you could fit 3 more Guys there and make 15000 rub more. So you decide to wait a Minute because maybe someone else might show up and you can double-quadruple your Income for the same Trip.
But because a Heavily Armed, pissed of Guy just payed you, you don't wanna overdo it. So you say "let's just wait another minute"
@@TheWill383 the correct take
based@@TheWill383
Music: STRLGHT - Ring
Thanks.
Ty!
Waoooo ... Good persion
Thank you!!
Looking for this comment
Мне нравится как он вначале сотки даёт, 1 в 1 как настоящие)
“It’s going to be a bitch of a grind. I’ve got some iron darts… over a million iron darts”
How casually he said that got me lmaoo
My man Hoot really needed the extraction going-
I thought that sounded like Hoot!
*Meanwhile in Payday's universe*
*Heister* : Go, Go, Go, Go, Go!!!!
*Recruit* : You got that gas money?
*Heister* : The alarm went off, I got nothing!
*Recruit* : Then I'm taking your ass to jail.
*Heister* : ..... Damn you!!!
Oh he ain’t living another day if they mess with the Payday Gang
Twitch gets paid minimum so yea if you ain't got that gas money, yo ass locked up
@@SomethingBoutEclipse no use, he'll be long gone before they get to reach him
Soon he'll be part of the escape drivers selection in the GTA 5 story heists
@@SomethingBoutEclipse *Cloacker waits to drop-kick.*
King Bach!
Мало кто заметил но этот чел дал русские рубли
На видосе игра EFT, где действие проходит в России
А что еще 😂 этот видос про Тарков
Yeah the driver has to wipe his ass with it thats why he has to wait
@@Kerku386 вообще-то оскорблять чужую валюту плохо 🤓🤓🤓
@@political_man I don't understand your language 🖕🤠🖕
Love it when you and Hoot make a animation together.
There is nothing more stressful in Tarkov then waiting at the car extract knowing practically the whole server knows you are trying to leave from it.
Also car extracts have almost 0 cover near the car 🤣
no cover?
can't he just hand the money then go find cover then go back to extract instantly?
@@aimenserious5778 you can but run the risk of getting into a gunfight that prevents you from running to the car
Streets of tarkov car extraction is covered pretty well
Well, the one on streets has plenty of cover, too bad the car is never there
Ever thought about making aome tarkov content aswell?
Is hoot who gave it the voice?
Yes
No.
@@capybara9521No u.
Yes it is.
Ieiehrujd
"The engine has stopped! Fix the engine and at the same time defend the car!"
Car HP: 0.5
Meanwhile In dmz you have the whole ass server naling your chopper
Lol
no, in dmz, noone gives a shit about you lmao
It’s actually so wholesome watching Hoot’s voice acting improve
You know what sucks? Players just camp on the extraction point and wait for beefy players.
That's why you don't just run at it you sneak up on the extraction point and check all the sniping points, flash bangs and smokes are your best friend and unlike the dumbass in the video you use the vehicle to help block enemies sight of you. Sometimes you just have to crouch behind a car and pray
Also means you get free loot from them when you kill them. Honestly you have to be a really bad player to die two campers
i got killed by a rat literally just before watching this video while trying to do a quest never have been more mad at this game, i find it so stupid how they make the extraction time longer on the ones that you have to pay for.
@@aSipOfHemlocktea"you have to be a bad player to die to people who cowardly hide away instead of playing the game"
@@Fat_xeno the point of the game is to find good loot and Camp that's why there's camping spots and why the weapons and game mechanics are centered around it, if you don't like the concept of the game that's about looting camping and sniping don't play the game that's literally based around it
"It only takes a minute"
the best tarkov logic video you’ve done
I want the full version of this song.
Ring - STRLGHT
@@mertmolu7032thanks
I think Hoot is the perfect voice for your characters
And so he continued dancing 👻
Should've paid the extra $250
He’s just waiting for the car to warm up.
They gotta make 1 minute feel like 10 minutes 😂
I dont even play siege but these shorts are funny asf
*Pulls our a thermonuclear Missile*
The thing is recruit isn’t doing anything wrong he just following the rules. The guy who paid should’ve gotten more information about how extraction works XD. Amazing work as always!
Just making the game more difficulty than what it's aready are 😀👍
Ive never played. What is the rules
@@Supervigy I never played either but from video and comments just looks like you pay a driver cash to get out of the game you in with all your loot but there a timer and other players will be alerted in someway that you trying escape viva car I guess?
U made my day with that one month ago, thx for that
I am doing my part o7
Thanks for the tip!
I love hoots content so much its awesome to see yall colab
60 seconds are like 20 minutes in the tarkov world too😂
I could not agree more
You could think of it as "loading your loot goblin loot into the trunk."
Relatable 😭
Escape from takov❌
Escape from takis✅
That song is hard tho 🔥
What is it
@@LuxTheChonk STRLGHT - Ring
STRLGHT - Ring
ty
@@unknown33428
Thought it was a noise at first till he smiled 😭😭
“For god sake open the silo door! They’re coming for us. Oh my god, we’re doomed”
The bass boost lmao
That’s why I flip the car every time
His plan worked
The way he's vibing in the car
"Анимацию рта можно не делать, если персонаж в маске"
-Великий
Он ему рубли дал...😂
Не уэс и флинн случаем?
@@weebagamoscow9071 игрооргии
@@lapidus5207 а, ну и так можно, видимо это прикол у всех русских аниматоров
А что это за игра?
"There's a hundred-thousand streets in this city. You don't need to know the route. You give me a time and a place, I give you a five minute window. Anything happens in that five minutes and I'm yours. No matter what. Anything happens a minute either side of that and you're on your own. Do you understand?"
Ха, 100 рублей в начале.😂
О да это же Дмитрий из видео loot greed
"DONT LEAVE ME HERE MICHAEL!"
The animation so bouncy im actually nervous
I've seen Bouncier
the man gave him 5,000 rubles
Moral: Don’t pay money before getting in car .
you and hoot are like a perfect combo made in heaven
100 рубликов засветились
О ну наконец я нашел русский комент на эту тему
Я тоже
Мне вообще интересно, сам автор русский или нет? Хотя какая разница, всë ровно его анимации классные, но то что пару сотен рублей показалось, это что-то да😉
Там 5000 рублей было
@@real_meme_amogusНу заплатил он 5000 да, но конкретно на пачке верхней сотка была
Joke's on Recruit, he's next to get headshot sticking his head out like that
There is only one not dumb explanation:
Car is old shit and needs a minute to start
Your content is so CZcams, can't wait to see more
Bro is just vibing.
When you turned on the heater on a cold day and waiting for the car to warm up 😂
Bro shot the car door 😂😂😂😂 İ love you siegetales
Keep making tarkov content please. A+++
The madder the guy got the harder the other guy rocked out 😂
Bro need to party first before leaving with his passanger😂😂😂
Imagine extraction being instant
What’s the name of the song
Gotta try this on my friends
Strglght- ring
this beat slaps!
Whats it called?
@@KRAT0S_son_of_zeus Ring by STRLGHT
@@Floodpelt thx
Can't blame him, that music is fire
*Meanwhile in the siege universe*
Announcer:We have the hostage bring them to the extraction point.
Operative:We got the hostage waiting for extraction.
*Recruit pulls up*
Operative:Alright let's go.
Recruit:Got that has money?
Operative:No cmon we need to get the hostage to safety!
Recruit:No gas money no extraction simple as that
Operative:Wait wha-
*Recruit drives off*
Operative:Son of a-
Who is the voice actor? The voice is cool asf
Guy named hoot. He has a CZcams channel
Mans gotta count the cash
I love the warzone down sound at the end. Makes it better
I always imagined the driver pissing in the forest nearby and had to run back to pick you up
I like how he starts to shake the car
That last round was the biggest throw, lol
Man was rockin' out in there
I love the frantic clicking of the volume ofter he's shot
“Sorry dude the car key isn’t fitting”
This is actually way too good😂
I love the detail that the pmc has a dvl in his hand
" OPEN THE FKING DOOR ! "
That sounds like Hoot kinda.
Love how he starts Bumping harder
Тот самый водитель маршрутки в России пока маршрутка не заполнится
POV you hire a getaway driver in GTA
наконец то Валера отдаёт долги!!
POV:When your friend borrowed your car😂
The hoot cameo got me rolling
Was that Hoot doing the voice acting?
I love this Piemations ah artstyle 😂
That song is good boy 😂
He just takes the money and leaves without even taking his best friend to extraction. That’s why you never mess with these guys because they love money.😂😂😮😮😊😊
For a hundred rubles, well, look at a hundred, okay, I’m too lazy to shield
that music goes crazy
the best aimation
Never knew why they do that
He hit the glass to the music, I really liked it
I say disco you say party😂😂😂