Bend my finger back (snap) Wrap it in a paper towel Break a twig in half and set it straight Beat me with a wood bat Hit me with a canister that's fired while the soldiers drive away Bend my finger back (snap) On and on and on for days Hit me with a wood bat Hit me like a Yankee Like a son of freedom, never as a slave It's etiquette, you idiot Spend time behind the line Show sympathy to L.A. where the sun don't ever shine Everybody wants you, but baby, you are mine Baby, you're not anybody's fool Bless me with a heart attack A real crise cardiaque And show me where to find the surgeon's knife Eviscerate me now (hack) Take me to my punishment The punishment I've needed all my life Bend my finger back (snap) On and on and on with strife Listen to my bum rap Listen to the evidence exonerating me from being right It's etiquette, you idiot Spend time behind the line Show sympathy to L.A. where the sun don't ever shine Everybody wants you, but baby, you are mine Baby, you're not anybody's fool I know that I've been wicked and the road to hell is wide Cursed by curiosity that made us go inside Everyone was charming, but we took 'em for a ride Baby, you're not anybody's fool Bend my finger back (snap) Wrap it in a paper towel Break a twig in half and set it straight Hit me with a wood bat Hit me with a canister that's fired while the soldiers drive away Bend my finger back (snap) On and on and on for days Hit me with a wood bat Hit me like a Yankee Like a son of freedom, never as a slave It's etiquette, you idiot Spend time behind the line Show sympathy to L.A. where the sun don't ever shine Everybody wants you, but baby, you are mine Baby, you're not anybody's fool The harpsichord is broken and the television's fried The city's getting hotter like a country in decline Everyone's a coward when you look them in the eyes But baby, you're not anybody's fool Sing next year in Jerusalem You know - the one at W.103RD and Broadway 'Cause this Orthodox girl fell in love with the guy at the falafel shop - and why not? Should she have averted her eyes and just stared at the laminated poster of the Dome of the Rock? And then blood, blood, blood, blood, blood, blood, blood, bloooood And then blood, blood, blood, blood, blood, blood, blood, bloooood Remembrances of holy days in Tarrytown and Rye I don't wanna live like this, but I don't wanna die Condolences to gentle hearts who couldn't bear to try I don't wanna live like this, but I don't wanna die Remembrances of holy days in Tarrytown and Rye I don't wanna live like this, but I don't wanna die
Verse 1] Bend my finger back, snap! Wrap it in a paper towel Break a twig in half and set it straight Beat me with a wood bat Hit me with a canister That's fired while the soldiers drive away Bend my finger back, snap! On and on and on and on for days Hit me with a wood bat Hit me like a Yankee Like a son of freedom, never as a slave [Chorus] It's etiquette, you idiot Spend time behind the line Show sympathy to LA where the sun don't ever shine Everybody wants you, but baby you are mine And baby you're not anybody's fool [Verse 2] Bless me with a heart attack A real crise cardiaque And show me where to find the surgeon’s knife Eviscerate me now, hack! Take me to my punishment The punishment I needed all my life Bend my finger back, snap! On and on and on and on with strife Listen to my bum rap Listen to the evidence Exonerating me from being right [Chorus] It's etiquette, you idiot Spend time behind the line Show sympathy to LA where the sun don't ever shine Everybody wants you, but baby you are mine And baby you're not anybody's fool [Post-Chorus 1] You know that I’ve been wicked and the road to hell is wide Cursed by curiosity that made us go inside Everyone was charming but we took 'em for a ride Baby, you’re not anybody’s fool [Verse 1] Bend my finger back, snap! Wrap it in a paper towel Break a twig in half and set it straight Beat me with a wood bat Hit me with a canister That's fired while the soldiers drive away Bend my finger back, snap! On and on and on and on for days Hit me with a wood bat Hit me like a Yankee Like a son of freedom, never as a slave [Chorus] It's etiquette, you idiot Spend time behind the line Show sympathy to LA where the sun don't ever shine Everybody wants you, but baby you are mine And baby you're not anybody's fool [Post-Chorus 2] The harpsichord is broken and the television's fried The city's getting hotter like a country in decline Everyone's a coward when you look them in the eyes But baby, you're not anybody's fool [Batshit Ezra Koenig spoken word interlude] Sing next year in Jerusalem You know, the one at W. 103rd and B'way? Cause this Orthodox girl fell in love with the guy at the falafel shop And why not? Should she have averted her eyes and just stared at the laminated poster of the Dome of the Rock? [Bridge] And then blood, blood, blood, blood, blood, blood, blood, bloooood And then blood, blood, blood, blood, blood, blood, blood, bloooood [Outro] Remembrances of holy days in Tarrytown and Rye I don’t wanna live like this, but I don’t wanna die Condolences to gentle hearts who couldn’t bear to try I don’t wanna live like this, but I don’t wanna die Remembrances of holy days in Tarrytown and Rye I don’t wanna live like this, but I don’t wanna die
Bend my finger back (snap)
Wrap it in a paper towel
Break a twig in half and set it straight
Beat me with a wood bat
Hit me with a canister that's fired while the soldiers drive away
Bend my finger back (snap)
On and on and on for days
Hit me with a wood bat
Hit me like a Yankee
Like a son of freedom, never as a slave
It's etiquette, you idiot
Spend time behind the line
Show sympathy to L.A. where the sun don't ever shine
Everybody wants you, but baby, you are mine
Baby, you're not anybody's fool
Bless me with a heart attack
A real crise cardiaque
And show me where to find the surgeon's knife
Eviscerate me now (hack)
Take me to my punishment
The punishment I've needed all my life
Bend my finger back (snap)
On and on and on with strife
Listen to my bum rap
Listen to the evidence exonerating me from being right
It's etiquette, you idiot
Spend time behind the line
Show sympathy to L.A. where the sun don't ever shine
Everybody wants you, but baby, you are mine
Baby, you're not anybody's fool
I know that I've been wicked and the road to hell is wide
Cursed by curiosity that made us go inside
Everyone was charming, but we took 'em for a ride
Baby, you're not anybody's fool
Bend my finger back (snap)
Wrap it in a paper towel
Break a twig in half and set it straight
Hit me with a wood bat
Hit me with a canister that's fired while the soldiers drive away
Bend my finger back (snap)
On and on and on for days
Hit me with a wood bat
Hit me like a Yankee
Like a son of freedom, never as a slave
It's etiquette, you idiot
Spend time behind the line
Show sympathy to L.A. where the sun don't ever shine
Everybody wants you, but baby, you are mine
Baby, you're not anybody's fool
The harpsichord is broken and the television's fried
The city's getting hotter like a country in decline
Everyone's a coward when you look them in the eyes
But baby, you're not anybody's fool
Sing next year in Jerusalem
You know - the one at W.103RD and Broadway
'Cause this Orthodox girl fell in love with the guy at the falafel shop - and why not?
Should she have averted her eyes and just stared at the laminated poster of the Dome of the Rock?
And then blood, blood, blood, blood, blood, blood, blood, bloooood
And then blood, blood, blood, blood, blood, blood, blood, bloooood
Remembrances of holy days in Tarrytown and Rye
I don't wanna live like this, but I don't wanna die
Condolences to gentle hearts who couldn't bear to try
I don't wanna live like this, but I don't wanna die
Remembrances of holy days in Tarrytown and Rye
I don't wanna live like this, but I don't wanna die
WOHO HOHOHO OH YEAHHHH HAHAAA
Verse 1] Bend my finger back, snap! Wrap it in a paper towel Break a twig in half and set it straight Beat me with a wood bat Hit me with a canister That's fired while the soldiers drive away Bend my finger back, snap! On and on and on and on for days Hit me with a wood bat Hit me like a Yankee Like a son of freedom, never as a slave [Chorus] It's etiquette, you idiot Spend time behind the line Show sympathy to LA where the sun don't ever shine Everybody wants you, but baby you are mine And baby you're not anybody's fool [Verse 2] Bless me with a heart attack A real crise cardiaque And show me where to find the surgeon’s knife Eviscerate me now, hack! Take me to my punishment The punishment I needed all my life Bend my finger back, snap! On and on and on and on with strife Listen to my bum rap Listen to the evidence Exonerating me from being right [Chorus] It's etiquette, you idiot Spend time behind the line Show sympathy to LA where the sun don't ever shine Everybody wants you, but baby you are mine And baby you're not anybody's fool [Post-Chorus 1] You know that I’ve been wicked and the road to hell is wide Cursed by curiosity that made us go inside Everyone was charming but we took 'em for a ride Baby, you’re not anybody’s fool [Verse 1] Bend my finger back, snap! Wrap it in a paper towel Break a twig in half and set it straight Beat me with a wood bat Hit me with a canister That's fired while the soldiers drive away Bend my finger back, snap! On and on and on and on for days Hit me with a wood bat Hit me like a Yankee Like a son of freedom, never as a slave [Chorus] It's etiquette, you idiot Spend time behind the line Show sympathy to LA where the sun don't ever shine Everybody wants you, but baby you are mine And baby you're not anybody's fool [Post-Chorus 2] The harpsichord is broken and the television's fried The city's getting hotter like a country in decline Everyone's a coward when you look them in the eyes But baby, you're not anybody's fool [Batshit Ezra Koenig spoken word interlude] Sing next year in Jerusalem You know, the one at W. 103rd and B'way? Cause this Orthodox girl fell in love with the guy at the falafel shop And why not? Should she have averted her eyes and just stared at the laminated poster of the Dome of the Rock? [Bridge] And then blood, blood, blood, blood, blood, blood, blood, bloooood And then blood, blood, blood, blood, blood, blood, blood, bloooood [Outro] Remembrances of holy days in Tarrytown and Rye I don’t wanna live like this, but I don’t wanna die Condolences to gentle hearts who couldn’t bear to try I don’t wanna live like this, but I don’t wanna die Remembrances of holy days in Tarrytown and Rye I don’t wanna live like this, but I don’t wanna die