Klemen Slakonja kot Franc Rode - Nočem biti papež (Parody)

Zadetek v petek, 15.3.2013
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Nočem biti papež
Bil si lep kaplan,
potlej župnik od Boga poslan.
Bil si nadškof in metropolit,
zdaj te prosimo papež morš bit!
Molimo vsi,
da papež boš ti!
Ne, nočem, ne, nočem,
ne, nočem, ne, nočem
biti papež!
Ne, nočem, ne, nočem!
Nočem papež bit.
Kdor to hoče naj se gre solit.
To velika odgovornost je.
Obvladat moraš jezike vse,
poznam jih sedem le.
Nimam časa za**bavat se.
Čakte, čakte mal,
jaz sem vendar kardinal.
Poglejte, zdaj že garam kot žival.
Žival?!?!
Skromen sem in takšen rad bi ostal.
Dobil bi papamobil!
Mam Mercedesa, sej nisem debil.
Franc, ti si moj oče.
Bodi sveti Oče nas fseh.
Vsak ministrant bi hotel biti
od Franceta Rodeta sin.
Vsak, ki mu dam iz keliha piti,
od Franceta Rodeta sin.
Vsak Peterček žal ne more biti,
od Franceta Rodeta sin.
Bi moral znat vsaj po vodi hoditi
od Franceta Rodeta sin.
A bi bil?
Ja, bi bil.
Nisi in ne boš,
sem Bogu zvest mož!
Ampak nočem, ne, nočem,
ne, nočem, ne, nočem biti papež,
ne, nočem, ne nočem,
ne, nočem biti papež,
ne, nočem, ne, nočem,
ne, nočem biti papež,
ne, nočem, ne, nočem!
Habemus papam!
Saj veste, da Franc ma vas rad,
ampak prosim vas,
dajte ga no srat,
ja saj sem čisto premlad.
Ne, nočem papež postat!
Kar naj Argentinec bo!

[@laramarie1397]

Came back to listen to this after 8 years...

[@adabigos5772]

Klemens, jesteś najlepszy!!!!! 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
Pozdrowienia od Polki z Niemiec 😃🌞

[@ginterka381996]

LOL Greetings from Catholic Poland!;)

[@tadejcepeljnik7742]

Klemen je fenomenalen talent! Bravo!!
Z veseljem gledam tvoje stvaritve od Pomladnega prebujenja dalje!

[@jonasjuda6785]

Poor me, how sad! I can't understand Slovenian, however I hope it's funny.😅
Thanks Klemen.
Zdravím z České republiky. 🇨🇿

[@tiktak3559]

Na nete ked si zadaš nazov do googlu tak ti vybehne text a uz iba do prekladaca a mas 😂!

[@mssburr]

He needs to make all his videos subtitle capable. so everyone can laugh their butts off...

[@Zelonful]

1 million views? That´s like half of slovenian population =O

[@gregor1999kosak]

50% of 2 million are from balkan many cefurs in here SLovenia

[@galadrijel]

its about population, not about nationality of population..

[@zigapogacnik6801]

Zelonful

[@yukikariuwu5773]

i am slovenian. so?

[@anoprzedziwna2621]

Not only slovenia is waching. We-aliens too>;>
We still don't know that should we visit this your planet...
It looks interesting...

[@Maarjaanaa]

ne morem, da ne bi večkrat pogledala in vsakič znova mi je nepopisno smešno in sploh ta majava tetica je fantastična.
Me pa prav jezi, da se ne morem in ne morem spomnit naslova italijanske pesmi iz mojega otroštva, po kateri je tole narejeno z refrenom Ne nočem, ...vred.
Naj nam kdo vendarle že napiše, katera zelo popularna pesem iz 60. je že to, no!

[@maxidkhi1941]

Peggy March- "I will follow him" in pa "son of a preacher man" od Dusty ☺️

[@therealdeimos6182]

Guys... I just found the lyrics

[@aramikaramikyan3145]

THANK YOU FOR NICE AND FUNNY VIDEO , 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@laksikon]

Klemen, ful dobro ste to naredili.
ste mi polepšali večer:)

[@marioveverka4711]

Pozdravujem zo Slovenska :)

[@viktorkavolejnikova9679]

Tak alespoň někdo z našich bratrů. 😊

[@tomas.-jo3jy]

Aj ja, ale video sa mi nepáčilo keďže v ňom iba nejaký liberál zosmiešňuje katolícku cirkev

[@tomaszgruschke6088]

super to jest, od dziś to moja ulubiona melodia

[@ellenicolsen7117]

Klemen,verjetno si prebral tiste komentarje 'glup si ' pa neki. Pusti jih!!! Kdor se norčuje iz tebe še posluha nima,kot ga imaš ti! Slabši so od tebe in na yt so zato,da te izzivajo. Izredno talentiran človek si. Zapomni si to.
Bravo!!

[@zalazupan]

haha zelo dobra klemen ti si car !!!!!

[@irinam8709]

Every Klemen's video must be translated in english!

[@sportgigant5384]

Braaaaaaaaavo Klemeeeen...res si the beeeeest...😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👍👍👍👍👍

[@Motivated_for_real]

To je moja prva pesem k sm jo poslusu in poslusu sm jo k sm bil 3 leta str

[@codinghusky5196]

At first I thought all the extras in the female choir were men. Now I realise, they're all Klemen...!

[@zem6217]

Those old granny jackdaws are the best

[@mancamatjasic3246]

Smešno. Hahahahaha. Nikol bolš. Kul

[@karlasworld8664]

Legenda je. 100%legenda

[@aljazsalcnik9802]

Ow

[@aljazsalcnik9802]

Ro

[@dandy4394]

hahaha legende ste pozdrav iz hrvatske

[@NikLemos]

Thanx for parody of Putin. Now , I know, Klemen Slakonja is big talent man!

[@natmaren989]

+Nik Lemos I knew Klemen Slakonja before. But I was glad to discover that in Slovenia people know what kind of person Putin is and have no illusions about Russian policy.

[@WateryFire]

+Nat Maren We also have no illusions about western policy (absolutely same shit!).

[@The_Russian_Bias]

+Nat Maren lol you're an idiot

[@KrisVesel]

We have a higher public opinion of Putin than of Merkel. We understand Crimea was, is, and will be Russian. Of course, you need some basic education to appreciate Russian role in history.

[@ninapersl5045]

u are right :)

[@binevidovic2804]

legenda!!!!!!

[@rozfly1109]

Klemen legenda si, vsa čast

[@Rikki242]

Klemen,sem tvoj fan!!! Pozdrave iz Graza...

[@izolanseb]

2021 Legende

[@lexalexander1656]

Super parody!!! Love❤

[@uros2444]

najlepša hvala :D

[@nikasmej3826]

Bravo ti si najboljši na svetu to je rekel moj brat to pošiljamo iz Kobilja

[@zanajonozovic2707]

klemen, tebe se ne da drugač opist-FANTASTIČEN SI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@slovenian_ito3242]

legenda

[@mieczyslawskowronski8462]

Dobre słowo na Niedzielę !

[@kidzzle]

haha, legenda :D

[@lucijaturnsek5576]

Iskrena hvala za pojasnila, ampak žal ne razumem, kaj mi hočeš povedat... če imaš čas, lahko nadalje pojasniš...

[@jernejafekonja2445]

Ta komad je zakon. Svaka cast!

[@zinkarunjak9266]

car si slakonja

[@alkalinelemons9239]

Super video Klemen

[@TvojaMAMA77]

Hahahahah :'D kaki car

[@tomaszgawliczek9067]

im form Poland i understand a bit. We need somebody like u in Poland xD

[@mihajemensek6214]

hahah legenda si klemen

[@terezabandzuchova4198]

And this is exactly the time I want to understand Slovenian... But let me guess. From the few words that I listen (and that are like czech) I think that it's about a cardinal who don't want to be pope (but everybody wants it), instead of papamobil he has mercedes and I think that ministrant (ok, I don't know this word in English :-) ) says to cardinal that he is cardinal's son? But please, correct me. I want to know, if my thinking is right :D

[@maja-kb5ge]

+Tereza Bandžuchová there was this man who claimed he is cardinal Rode`s son. couple of years ago, it was some sort of a scandal. They look pretty alike. Also this man`s mother said that she was involved (in some way) with Rode when Rode was a young preast. Anyway, the DNA test (after the scandal broke) was negative. Rode is now in court against the press who printed this story about fatherhood. Rode was (while a bishop in Slovenia) very political, conservative. Left media made some very hard core fun of him, named Rode ``german shepherd``dog. (word pes in slovenian means dog). hope I was usefull

[@terezabandzuchova4198]

psychocandy7 Thank you very much! Now I understand it :-)
Ps. In czech is dog also "pes" :D

[@maja-kb5ge]

+Tereza Bandžuchová np;) and yes, our languages have a lot in common. pozdrav

[@terezabandzuchova4198]

Taky pozdravuji :-)

[@Zelonful]

+psychocandy7 ani ne :D I ask few slovenians if they are able to understand me and they told me.that sometimes but "na silo" or what :D

[@mihamiketic1529]

tadej toš najjači hahahahahaha

[@slovenskezeleznice3952]

mislim od dobro jutro gospod kaplan! lep pozdrav, carlos iz BELGIJO.

[@regionalobala]

Legendarno:)

[@natmaren989]

I really want subtitles for this video!

[@MsZipy]

legenda :)

[@Eliozzzzzz]

i love you! ahahahahaahahh!

[@thereketman]

BRAVO!!!!SAM TKO NAPREJ.......

[@giuseppe.linguinelli]

Sister act I will follow him" is a parody Too.
The canonical original of the song is Ricky Nelson "I will follow you".

[@mercmer....]

👏

[@123kolibri]

genialno :)

[@majafras3996]

najboljši !!

[@sandorerdei3825]

Sister act copy! I love this video! 😀🇭🇺❤️

[@iTanya13]

Genijalno!

[@simonzupancic]

Kul je:-):-)

[@datslavicboi5942]

Nočem biti papež !!!!!! Ful fajn!!!ha ha!!

[@ivano965]

Car!

[@terryx6429]

I love follow him (original version)

[@ZanSk11]

res je, hvala :)

[@ertoigrce6973]

Ti si car Klemen Slakonja

[@zaraellavukalic7944]

TOTALN CAR!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😄

[@Maarjaanaa]

fantastično, ne morem se nauživat, popolno je naredil :D
pesmi sta dve, najprej
Peggy March I will follow him in
Dusty Springfield - Son of a preacher man

[@jugokiss660]

Kul video!

[@leasmrkolj9098]

Te mame so dobre na začetku hahaha cev posnetek je odličn drgač

[@Nicholas2004v]

Не хватает субтитров, очень не хватает

[@EvaTheOne33]

Klemen - car, da večjega ni !! :DD

[@zinkarunjak9266]

amen

[@Dajkowi]

To je to Slakonjaaa :=)))

[@nejc138]

Sister Act- I Will Follow Him ;)

[@igorpetrusic1922]

Slakonja legenda!!!

[@lindawarren8325]

I love this guy. Does he need a green card - or purple - or red ? I'm available .

[@vanessafeus3353]

kak kulska pesem bravo klemen slakonja !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! carrr

[@biserkaocvirk1900]

vanessa feuš đa

[@biserkaocvirk1900]

vanessa feuš eeđee01

[@nikarebolj3138]

Jhhju in Anejček Piletič

[@esti1087]

okay, 4 years have passed. but.. wHaT iS cAr?¿?¿ i see this word under every video with Klemen, what does it mean

[@aljazsalcnik9802]

AslA

[@herrvonald352]

I do not understand anything, but I know it's great

[@MsLittleone17]

Hvala. :-)

[@klemenklobucar3839]

Super!!!

[@mitjavezjak9094]

to je to :)

[@stayl2431]

klemen ti si car

[@IgorVonE]

Največji car!

[@lexalexander1656]

Super content

[@MrKlemenzy]

največja LEGENDA u sloveniji !!!!!!!!!!!!

[@TheKaty120]

končno smo ugotovili!
Rode ima 41 "Peterčkov ;) "

[@renesajn5278]

najača

[@alertmedia1977]

ha ha ha kulska

[@ziwaawiz]

hahahahha...trebuh me že boli od smejanja :D :D :D CAR!!!!!!1

[@PA3CIKA]

Haha, tista teta z metlo zmaga :)

[@elisacostanion4208]

NAJBOLJŠIIIIIIII

[@vivossk]

lol , i still understand the text even when my lagnuange is much different (slovakian brother)

[@slovenianlegend]

ZELO DOBRO

[@mpros1835]

pa tk mimo grede pa se pomoje se je fran rode namsejal ko je vido al pa bo!! braavo klemen,legenda!!!

[@terjavc]

genialno

[@darinkaalwaysonthego3344]

This is cool I like this one the best of all your parodies.

[@Unbeginner]

Skozi cel video sem se režal! :D

[@nejcstukelj1222]

Ti si najboljšiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[@Maarjaanaa]

HVALA!

[@user-ro1zw7bf5j]

КЛАССНАЯ ПАРОДИЯ МНЕ ПОНРАВИЛАСЬ

[@nejcsavsek8275]

dobr

[@mp7925]

He, he, .. pa je tako lepo vašega firerčka oponašal ... :-)))

[@SupergirlMiss99]

umiram od smeha XD

[@vanjakranjec9226]

Kera legenda

[@flokiseo6583]

Would have sounded funny if I had understood Slovenian -.-