Win the Race

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  • čas přidán 24. 02. 2019
  • Check out The8BitDrummer's cover of this song! • WIN THE RACE On Drums!
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  • @The8BitDrummer
    @The8BitDrummer Před 5 lety +12264

    Dude, This made me laugh so hard, I start tearing up. You rock! :D

    • @Lxthargy
      @Lxthargy Před 5 lety +95

      Same hahahahaha

    • @zevix5839
      @zevix5839 Před 5 lety +80

      JEROD

    • @iteachvader
      @iteachvader  Před 5 lety +1260

      Holy mackerel, I can't believe just how much attention this is getting! This has _got_ to be the fastest-growing video on my channel ever!

    • @wiz6r
      @wiz6r Před 5 lety +177

      He’ll have to give himself a promotion for this

    • @bup6340
      @bup6340 Před 5 lety +29

      Quality content my man!

  • @theyammi437
    @theyammi437 Před 5 lety +4918

    Can we all just appreciate the fact that all of the instruments are composed of sounds from the show itself?

  • @nicholayrichardson9668
    @nicholayrichardson9668 Před 4 lety +3555

    Dads are the weirdest. One day you're going skydiving, out of the window. The next you're doomed unless your best buddy throws the race.

    • @GatorOne-in7hk
      @GatorOne-in7hk Před 3 lety +229

      I know, right? Robotnik is both a great and horrible father. It all depends on his mood.

    • @eviljoel
      @eviljoel Před 3 lety +131

      It's a complex relationship.

    • @creativename1673
      @creativename1673 Před 3 lety +158

      Come on, it's obvious that Tails helped Robotnik stage his own kidnapping, so that Robotnik wold be able to bluff Sonic with his "hostage".

    • @nicholayrichardson9668
      @nicholayrichardson9668 Před 3 lety +30

      fake news, alt right propeganda

    • @ianfinrir8724
      @ianfinrir8724 Před 3 lety +19

      I think Robotnik might need to change his medication

  • @Yuti640
    @Yuti640 Před 4 lety +5390

    I love how oddly obsessed Robotnik is with winning this race, to the point where, he’ll reprogram his robots to make them faster, he’ll pay 1 billion mobiums and he’ll hold Tails hostage JUST to win the race

    • @uppishcub1617
      @uppishcub1617 Před 3 lety +476

      Not even that far from the show. The only difference is he actually wins.

    • @jacjson
      @jacjson Před 3 lety +370

      He doesn’t care what he did, he won the race.

    • @MilkyWayGrump
      @MilkyWayGrump Před 3 lety +233

      @@jacjson and now he's happy

    • @GatorOne-in7hk
      @GatorOne-in7hk Před 3 lety +139

      @@MilkyWayGrump And he’s done!

    • @BATCHARRO
      @BATCHARRO Před 3 lety +155

      "I don't care what happens to me, as long as I take you down first"
      -Dr Robotnik, in this cartoon for children.

  • @jacobdevers4701
    @jacobdevers4701 Před 2 lety +2104

    I really, really wanna know the context of why "I spent a billion Mobiums" clip isn't spliced and is a naked pharaoh Robotnik proudly exclaiming it.

    • @headhuntingsniper867
      @headhuntingsniper867 Před 2 lety +562

      In the series, Robotnik spent 1 billion Mobiums to build his new Casino Night Zone. Sonic destroyed it or something and he recently was getting slave workers to build an Egyptian monument (the cat one laying down, I think it’s literally just pharaoh) with his face on it instead.

    • @jackeroni216
      @jackeroni216 Před rokem +166

      @@headhuntingsniper867 sphinx

    • @headhuntingsniper867
      @headhuntingsniper867 Před rokem +92

      @@jackeroni216 that’s it. Thank you

    • @alchemistofsteel8099
      @alchemistofsteel8099 Před rokem +257

      The animators said "Our goal is to make Robotnik the sexiest fat man on television"

    • @robertreck431
      @robertreck431 Před rokem +165

      @@headhuntingsniper867 Technically, the self-portrait Sphinx built by slave labor was already his overall plan. Casino Night Zone (not destroyed) was a means of getting more slaves (they'd end up in debt to Robotnik's rigged games). "I spent a billion Mobiums!" was disbelief at the fact that the casinos were sitting unused if he spent that much on them (because Grounder had the key all the time, and never thought to actually open them for business)

  • @maikol4128
    @maikol4128 Před 5 lety +1730

    He won the race. He held his own son hostage to do it, but he won.

  • @cosmicdunsparce
    @cosmicdunsparce Před 5 lety +2983

    In a way, we all won the race today
    Now let's all get a promotion

    • @YouSoSpice
      @YouSoSpice Před 5 lety +36

      Effective immediately.
      NOT

    • @yutuberocks22
      @yutuberocks22 Před 5 lety +24

      You're getting two promotions!

    • @wiz6r
      @wiz6r Před 5 lety +8

      I have a promotion now

    • @258thHiGuy
      @258thHiGuy Před 5 lety +8

      I'll have to get a promotion
      Today!

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth Před 5 lety +9

      It almost hurts being so brilliant

  • @gnbman
    @gnbman Před 3 lety +642

    Someone modded this song into Sonic R.

    • @JennBit
      @JennBit Před 3 lety +97

      That must be the greatest experience in the history of forever.

    • @Garbo_trashcan
      @Garbo_trashcan Před 3 lety +74

      @@JennBit Especially because Vinny played that mod.

    • @Eric_Black134
      @Eric_Black134 Před 2 lety +16

      It fits right in, doesn't it

    • @Jsslade
      @Jsslade Před 3 měsíci +10

      Now we need someone to mod the car from the 0:34 mark in as a playable character

  • @Tinkererer
    @Tinkererer Před 3 lety +444

    I WON THE RACE!
    (Official sources have called this race differently.)

    • @VestinVestin
      @VestinVestin Před 3 lety +34

      _"Nice try... hedgehog!"_

    • @BinglesP
      @BinglesP Před 5 dny

      Damnit, Robotnik got hit with the Community Notes

  • @Gamering22
    @Gamering22 Před 4 lety +3153

    For some reason, I feel like “I’ve only just begun to cheat.” would make a good meme format

    • @JennBitAlt
      @JennBitAlt Před 4 lety +269

      Billy Mitchell when he fakes his 7 billionth Donkey Kong score:
      I've only just begun to cheat!

    • @Yuti640
      @Yuti640 Před 4 lety +169

      Wife: I’ve only just begun to cheat
      Boi: Well stop! You’re ripping this family apart!
      Wife: ......I’m certain I’ll do some more!

    • @kittamitz
      @kittamitz Před 4 lety +90

      Teacher: Students, repeat after me; "I’ve only just begin to cheat."
      Students: I’ve only just begin to cheat.
      Teacher: The sentence is absolutely excellent grammarly, right?
      That one smart kid: Teacher, its supposed to be "begun", so, "I’ve only just begun to cheat."
      Teacher: ...SCRATCH, GROUNDER, I NEED YOU TO HELP ME OUT!

    • @MrFunnyRyan
      @MrFunnyRyan Před 4 lety +35

      Katerino: I've only just begun to cheat, I'm certain I'll do some more.

    • @woos057
      @woos057 Před 3 lety +35

      I'm surprised no one made a Dream Speedrun reference yet under this comment

  • @Sammie1053
    @Sammie1053 Před 4 lety +5772

    Tails: Did you win?
    Robotnik: Yes little one.
    Tails: What did it cost you?
    Robotnik: *_A BILLION MOBIUMS_*

    • @Nmac-
      @Nmac- Před 4 lety +193

      Miss opertunity to say ALL MY MONEY.

    • @Whatever-pb2dy
      @Whatever-pb2dy Před 4 lety +72

      @@Nmac- missing one opportunity to catch another, my friend.

    • @pikafoxelectricpro9622
      @pikafoxelectricpro9622 Před 4 lety +25

      Tails: WHAT

    • @knack3381
      @knack3381 Před 4 lety +28

      it didnt cost him shit, because he bet all his money on the robots!
      his plan was to rig a -horse- hedgehog and robot race in his favor and make up his funds like 10-fold!
      0/10 joke doesnt work, too much water

    • @hurt4322
      @hurt4322 Před 4 lety +49

      *I DON'T CARE WHAT I DID, I WON THE RACE, AND KNOW I'M HAPPY*

  • @ESloytan
    @ESloytan Před 2 lety +1073

    I love this video. A terrific insight into Robotnik’s descent into madness.
    He starts out not in control, unable to win the race. He tries to use others to make him happy, but it doesn’t work. They failed in the end, and the competitors call him insults, mocking both him and his confidants, his only way to achieve happiness. He is spiraling out of control both literally and figuratively
    Until he snaps.
    His demeanor is different. He loosens his restraints, and begins to cheat. He hasn’t removed all of his restraint quite yet, but he has slipped enough to resort to trafficking. His role as protagonist in the song throws the morality of his action into question. He merely desires to be happy, but do the ends justify the means? A billion mobiums is a lot, but don’t we all splurge time to time?
    He still restrains himself, however. He decides that he has earned a promotion in his own business; a promotion in his own psyche that he WILL achieve happiness through winning a race. He keeps himself in check by delaying his promotion, still clinging on to his ideals of fairness. He can see the fun begin, but he is still losing control.
    He won. He’s done it. The peak of his downward spiral.
    Hes let go of all restraint. He spends ALL of his money. He gives himself a promotion TODAY. The nice Egg is gone, and the Hard Boiled Egg is all that remains. Despite going mad, he grows back his hair, he has a son! He even dictates when the fun is officially over.
    But one more sliver of the Nice Egg remains. In a brief moment of compassion, he gives the bully back to his competitor, as a sign of good faith. The two identities of Nice Egg and Hard Boiled Egg have merged, creating the perfect Eggman
    The happy Eggman
    I particularly enjoyed how his spiral was portrayed as a positive thing in his life and a much needed kickstart to his goal of happiness. Though, if Hard Boiled Egg remained without Nice Egg, I’m positive Robotnik would not have achieved his goal. A satisfying conclusion to a satisfying story of insanity, personal motivation, and the irrational behaviors of rational people

  • @ytmndman
    @ytmndman Před rokem +114

    This would actually be a pretty good plot for a cartoon/TV show episode: The villain is tired of always losing to the hero, so he decides to go all-out, putting every last bit of all of the power and resources at his disposal just to beat the hero in one contest. And in the end, he does it - but the hero is a good sport, congratulates him on his victory, and leaves, then the villain realizes he has nothing left because he used it all up in his plan to win. So even though he won, he still loses in the end.

  • @cr3ative_name
    @cr3ative_name Před 4 lety +5269

    There's something surprisingly wholesome about Robotnik keeping his word and giving Tails back to Sonic at the end.

  • @mousetvalerie
    @mousetvalerie Před 5 lety +3486

    It actually tells a story...
    I'm beyond impressed

  • @BeanzyTime
    @BeanzyTime Před 2 lety +214

    I Honestly like eggman in this video, he doesn't threaten scratch or grounder into helping him, instead promising them a reward for helping him out.
    He realises he can't beat sonic the legit way, so used his capture experience to take tails and force sonic to throw the race instead.
    He is legitimately very happy about winning the race and celebrates after doing so, and keeps his word to sonic, releasing tails as promised.
    He really DID just want to win the race :D

    • @askolei
      @askolei Před rokem +15

      Wholesome Eggman 🥚

  • @AE1OU
    @AE1OU Před 2 lety +338

    I remember when I was younger that I hated this version of robotnik over the more serious sonic TV show. But now as an adult, theres a lot of charm in the cartoony version and definitely has the amazing voice performance

    • @AL-jo2vp
      @AL-jo2vp Před rokem +12

      As a kid I wanted the cartoon to follow the lore more closely and was a bit disappointed with no knuckles but YTPMVs like this really rekindled my interest in the late 2000s onwards. Long John Baldry is fantastic

    • @Colddirector
      @Colddirector Před rokem +11

      @mlg noob Sometimes the inverse is true. When you’re young you often want to seem more mature than you actually are, and when you’re older that is no longer a concern so you’re able to enjoy “kiddy” shows for the merits they have, and with a more refined palate.
      I’ll probably never go out of my way to watch this show but I do find what I’ve seen of Robotnik to be incredibly entertaining.

    • @SonicMaster519
      @SonicMaster519 Před rokem +7

      @@Colddirector The show itself isn't very good but it's Robotnik is awesome and there are a few really good moments. Worth checking out if you're prepared for a pretty eh show, spare the occasional Robotnik scene and hilarious joke.

  • @LilacInTheFog
    @LilacInTheFog Před 5 lety +707

    I DIDN'T CARE WHAT IT TOOK
    WE WON THE RACE

  • @DimentiosLoyalest
    @DimentiosLoyalest Před 5 lety +1508

    "I don't care what I did, I won the race, and now I'm happy."
    I cracked up at that.

    • @inkfire2236
      @inkfire2236 Před 5 lety +33

      Literally he could've done *anything*

    • @deaththreats1005
      @deaththreats1005 Před 5 lety +2

      (lenny face)

    • @crashban4t.f.s.b783
      @crashban4t.f.s.b783 Před 5 lety +6

      He’s cheating he’s cheating! You win Robotnik! You win Robotnik!

    • @picigu937
      @picigu937 Před 5 lety

      666 likes... I Just felt like pointing that out.

    • @PikaLink91
      @PikaLink91 Před 4 lety +3

      Fuck man, he sang that part JUST as I read your comment xD

  • @SUPAHMARIOBOIII
    @SUPAHMARIOBOIII Před měsícem +15

    i like how sonic actually throws the race instead of pulling a fast one, and robotnik actually goes through with his promise by letting tails go after he won. i guess everyone is happy in the end!

    • @IAmRodyle
      @IAmRodyle Před měsícem +3

      Feels like there's always a wholesome thread that runs through iteachvader's MVs. It's the cherry on top

  • @willdavies2003
    @willdavies2003 Před 3 lety +240

    This suits Sonic R more than it's actual music.

  • @lucyakaluckstat
    @lucyakaluckstat Před 4 lety +1605

    i straight up sung this while riding my bike through my town

  • @DatKooby
    @DatKooby Před 5 lety +1650

    Well thats it.
    There isnt any more.
    Now leave.
    PERMANENTLY.

    • @TARINunit9
      @TARINunit9 Před 5 lety +71

      You deserve every thumb up you get for making us read it in Robotnik's voice

    • @dr.robertnick9599
      @dr.robertnick9599 Před 5 lety +44

      UNNESCESSARY!

    • @OhCrapI_He
      @OhCrapI_He Před 5 lety +10

      (Destroys the replay button) Whoops...

    • @nilfyy
      @nilfyy Před 5 lety +12

      The ending of Robotnik Forges Adoption Papers

    • @DatKooby
      @DatKooby Před 5 lety +5

      @@nilfyy Exactly!

  • @George_Bulkin
    @George_Bulkin Před 3 lety +570

    All jokes aside, I find this song very motivational. It helped me to make my way through the final exams and graduation in the university. That was a 4 year long race and I won it! Thank you, iteachvader, and much thanks to Long John Bauldry for his phenomenal Robotnik voice.

    • @fonzersbox1
      @fonzersbox1 Před 3 lety +26

      Did you cheat?

    • @George_Bulkin
      @George_Bulkin Před 3 lety +32

      @@fonzersbox1 Heh-heh, nah. Although I could have :)

    • @George_Bulkin
      @George_Bulkin Před 2 lety +7

      @Space Vatnik Lol, no

    • @CaptainCoolzCT-
      @CaptainCoolzCT- Před 2 lety +18

      @@George_Bulkin you didn’t care what it took; you just found a way to win the exams!

    • @George_Bulkin
      @George_Bulkin Před 2 lety +8

      @@CaptainCoolzCT- Eggsactly! ;)

  • @appox2202
    @appox2202 Před 3 lety +638

    🥚 “I don’t care what it takes.”
    🍑

  • @michaellennerman7844
    @michaellennerman7844 Před 5 lety +5584

    Can we all stop to appreciate how well you can understand the lyrics. In most ytp style videos its really hard to understand what their saying but in this its super clear what he's saying. Great job and absolute banger.

    • @peppinoandweskerfriendsfor3450
      @peppinoandweskerfriendsfor3450 Před 5 lety +439

      Most ytps/ytpmvs try to form words with already existing audio, making it really hard to know what they are saying. (They also normally make it way too fast, lmao.)
      This, however, takes it’s time.

    • @1337rooster
      @1337rooster Před 5 lety +213

      @@peppinoandweskerfriendsfor3450 Yes, this sounds like a Robotnik recorded this in the 90s.

    • @waifu_png_pl6854
      @waifu_png_pl6854 Před 5 lety +279

      hell, some "real" songs have lyrics u cant understand

    • @corpsemachine6949
      @corpsemachine6949 Před 5 lety +66

      @@waifu_png_pl6854 I hate it when they do that

    • @JanusHoW
      @JanusHoW Před 5 lety +208

      It certainly helps that Robotnik is the villain of all 100+ episodes of Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog. It gives one plenty of dialogue to work with.

  • @birdmann5357
    @birdmann5357 Před 5 lety +1424

    He finally went and did it. The madman won the race.

  • @menialbee
    @menialbee Před rokem +40

    having it changed to "I WIN THE RACE" is so satisfying

  • @tvoltage
    @tvoltage Před 4 lety +195

    this feels like a really goofy thing to say, but specifically in these YTPMVs I love the "choreography". Robotnik jumping up and down with the horizontal axis mirror is very satisfying and fun. I have similar feelings about Robotnik Rock. It's very unique and ads a lot to the experience. And it's hard to put into words LOL

  • @Arial55555
    @Arial55555 Před 5 lety +2060

    Did you do it?
    Yes.
    What did it cost?
    I SPENT ALL MY MONEY!

    • @djk1288
      @djk1288 Před 5 lety +168

      I SPENT A BILLION MOBIANS!

    • @rogercameron6912
      @rogercameron6912 Před 5 lety +68

      Now we know why he adopted Tails. It was just a long game in conquering the universe.

    • @FLYNN_TAGGART
      @FLYNN_TAGGART Před 5 lety +72

      I guess that's the price I'll have to pay to catch the hedgehog.

    • @stickystudios5318
      @stickystudios5318 Před 5 lety +39

      @@FLYNN_TAGGART I'll have to give myself a prrromotion, tomorrow.

    • @asrieldreemurr8059
      @asrieldreemurr8059 Před 5 lety +11

      DJ Kent
      1:36

  • @Theflipnotespeople
    @Theflipnotespeople Před 3 lety +192

    Dude, your mix got featured in a vinesauce stream!

  • @boop6616
    @boop6616 Před rokem +27

    It makes me so happy when I find the episode sound clips in these songs come from

  • @infinitetheeverlasting4306
    @infinitetheeverlasting4306 Před 5 lety +901

    Anthem for Team Eggman in Team Sonic Racing sounds pretty good

  • @iteachvader
    @iteachvader  Před 5 lety +2114

    How did this get so disgustingly popular? It's been only six days, and already has 23,800 views compared to the original video's 28,000... which took over a month and a half.

    • @TheVonCesaw
      @TheVonCesaw Před 5 lety +125

      its r8 banger m8

    • @TangoStar
      @TangoStar Před 5 lety +328

      It won the race

    • @sewer56lol
      @sewer56lol Před 5 lety +58

      Good question. Someone linked me this a few days ago and it's my 5th time I'm here.

    • @ryguy07777
      @ryguy07777 Před 5 lety +66

      its because its good. its that simple

    • @lucrio4088
      @lucrio4088 Před 5 lety +42

      iteachvader Well you put a lot of time and effort into it, so I’m glad it got the attention it deserves :D

  • @Sjors_
    @Sjors_ Před 3 lety +102

    Honestly, this is such an instant classic that I can hardly believe it was released as recently as 2019.

  • @drcoolcabbage
    @drcoolcabbage Před rokem +10

    This is the sad story of how Robotnik's obsessive need to win cost him everything in the end. He lost all his money, he lost his loyal robot minions, and he lost custody of his adopted child. But worst of all? He lost the respect of that son.
    He won the race, but now he's done. The fun, truly, is now over.

  • @TheKnightOfSmite
    @TheKnightOfSmite Před 5 lety +347

    It's just like the good ol days of 2008

  • @TheEthJ
    @TheEthJ Před 5 lety +472

    This song should play in Team Sonic Racing whenever you win the race with Eggman.

    • @mandalknight9930
      @mandalknight9930 Před 4 lety +15

      That's what Mods are for.

    • @AquaFan1998
      @AquaFan1998 Před 4 lety +3

      Yes mods will sort that :)

    • @charmyzard
      @charmyzard Před 3 lety +1

      A music video should be made with TSR precisely about that.

  • @Xandoshi
    @Xandoshi Před měsícem +6

    0:51 - 1:07 Surprisingly fitting with Robotnik's Ring Racers CPU Rival Racers.

  • @lavauk2425
    @lavauk2425 Před rokem +15

    From all TBOi and Fiend Folio community: thank you for existing

  • @seriousspikesam7770
    @seriousspikesam7770 Před 5 lety +288

    Huh... a modern day YTPMV that actually became an instant hit... now I've seen everything.

    • @esmooth919
      @esmooth919 Před 3 lety +13

      A YPTMV with lyrics. There's something you don't see everyday

    • @hobbified
      @hobbified Před 3 lety +22

      It's because it's not crap. It has structure, it's understandable, it's fun, it's not a load of meme-shit, and of course it's got a sick beat.

  • @BAIGAMING
    @BAIGAMING Před 5 lety +418

    I usually don't like spliced songs because although it takes incredible effort I just don't like the disjointed sounds. But this edit just flows so smoothly o.o Probably one of the best of these I've ever seen

    • @bup6340
      @bup6340 Před 5 lety +41

      Yeah, Eggman sure speaks weird enough in the series to make rhythmic songs off of it.

    • @Zzzzz_Zzzzzz______
      @Zzzzz_Zzzzzz______ Před 4 lety +10

      I think it helps because their attire doesn't change constantly in an unrealistic way. I've seen some of these things where the look of the characters change all the time as it's just bits and bobs from all episodes put together, and that ruins it for me too, even if it sounds smooth lol.

  • @kellyfein6558
    @kellyfein6558 Před rokem +19

    This would make the original show creators happy

    • @ianfinrir8724
      @ianfinrir8724 Před rokem +10

      You honestly wish John Baldry was still here to see this.

    • @LannyLeArtist
      @LannyLeArtist Před rokem +1

      @@ianfinrir8724 same

    • @patcahill3724
      @patcahill3724 Před 11 dny +1

      @@ianfinrir8724 I wish he was still around to see it too

  • @armoredcorefan2719
    @armoredcorefan2719 Před 2 lety +42

    Perfect. The synth has like an 80’s vibe to it.

  • @enzomessina2858
    @enzomessina2858 Před 4 lety +1798

    Lyrics:
    That does it!
    I never should've raced you!
    You made me lose!
    I'm never gonna slow that hedgehog down enough to catch him!
    Scratch! Grounder!
    I need you two to help me out.
    If you bring me victory, I'll shine your treads...
    How?
    Just win the race!
    Just win the race, just win, just win, just win the race!
    I don't care what it takes just find a way to win the race!
    Win the race,
    Just win the race, just win, just win, just win the race!
    I don't care what it takes just find a way to make me happy!
    That dirty rat! He's cheating! Look!
    I'm never in time for the fun stuff..
    That's not a problem.
    I've only just begun to cheat I'm certain I'll do some more!
    You're gonna make us faster?!
    Of course you idiot!
    Get out and win the race!
    Just win the race, just win, just win, just win the race!
    I don't care what it takes, just find a way to win the race!
    Win the race,
    Just win the race, just win, just win, just win the race!
    I don't care what it takes just find a way to make me proud!
    I guess that's the price I have to pay for catching the hedgehog...
    I'll have to give myself a prrromotion! Tomorrow!
    The fun is just starting!
    I spent a billion mobiums!
    Throw the race, or tails is DOOMED!
    ...There's not much choice.
    Ahaha, ahaha!
    I've finally done it!
    You win Robotnik! (Ahaha, ahaha!)
    Yes I did win, didn't I?
    Ahaha, ahaha!
    I've finally done it!
    You win Robotnik! (Ahaha, ahaha!)
    Nice try, hedgehog!
    Finally everyone will know it, I'm the boss and you know it, RIGHT?!
    Oh yes I am! And now I'm ready to conquer every inch of Mobius!
    Finally everyone will see it, I'm the best and you know it, RIGHT?!
    Oh yes I am! And now I'm ready to conquer the universe!
    I win the race! I win the race!
    I win I win I win the race!
    I don't care what I did, I won the race and now I'm happy!
    Win the race! I win the race!
    I win I win I win the race!
    I don't care what I did, I won the race and now I'm done!
    I guess that's the price I have to pay for catching the hedgehog...
    I'll have to give myself a prrromotion! Today!
    The fun is now over!
    And I spent all my money!
    I won the race, tails is yours!
    I made it!
    I win the race! I win the race! I win I win I win the race!
    I don't care what I did, I won the race and now I'm happy!
    Win the race, I win the race, I win I win I win the race!
    I don't care what I did, I won the race, and now I'm done!

  • @DrizztCoage
    @DrizztCoage Před 5 lety +3009

    "You cheated not only the race, but yourself. You won the race, but, at what cost? You didn't grow. You didn't improve. You took a shortcut and gained nothing. You experienced a hollow victory. Nothing was risked and nothing was gained. It's sad that you don't know the difference."
    Edit: Guys, it's a copypasta, chill

    • @kingcamelot1395
      @kingcamelot1395 Před 5 lety +94

      I feel like I've heard that somewhere, but where?

    • @LeftytheGansterGremlin
      @LeftytheGansterGremlin Před 4 lety +40

      It reminds me of Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic II.

    • @Firguy
      @Firguy Před 4 lety +248

      "I don't care what I did, I WON the RACE!"
      *"YA HA HA HA"*

    • @Flammifleure
      @Flammifleure Před 4 lety +152

      "I don't care what I did. I won the race, and now I'm happy."

    • @SpaceLanceFTW
      @SpaceLanceFTW Před 4 lety +58

      "...and that's NO GOOD!"

  • @deadlydingus1138
    @deadlydingus1138 Před 2 lety +11

    “You made me lose,” is a quote that has a lot of meme potential, I think.

  • @dinojisan
    @dinojisan Před 4 měsíci +8

    I work in an office and whenever there is an important audit to be done or some other big project, or sometimes even just day to day data entry, I always play this song on loop to get me through it. It's always been really motivating! I don't know what it is, but between the amazing beat and Robotnik's confident vibes, I feel like I can channel the fat man's energy and make anything happen, even if it seems hard or daunting. A few months ago I even started kinda using the lines "Finally everyone will know it, I'm the boss and you know it, right? Oh yes I am, and now I'm ready to conquer every inch of Mobius" and its subsequent line "Finally everyone will see it, I'm the best and you know it, right? Oh yes I am and now I'm ready to conquer the UNIVERSE!!" as like a sort of positivity mantra? It must have worked because as of last month I'm officially the manager of my own department. It feels really good!
    So thank you iteachvader and thank you Robotnik for being a funny little source of inspiration for me! You're really great at what you do and I'm definitely a forever fan!

    • @darkecofrk
      @darkecofrk Před 4 měsíci +4

      You went and gave yourself a prrrrromotion

    • @dinojisan
      @dinojisan Před 4 měsíci +2

      @@darkecofrk Gotta do whatever it takes to win the race after all!

  • @sentientblender
    @sentientblender Před 5 lety +663

    You could’ve just phoned this in with basic visuals, looped samples, the usual fare, but… wow, you went above and beyond. This has an actual chord progression? And a defined key?
    I don’t know how you do it, man.

    • @EmilyPuppet
      @EmilyPuppet Před 5 lety +11

      BTW blenderman is a character from the annoying orange and I'm ashamed to know that

    • @ne3333t
      @ne3333t Před 5 lety +3

      Wait a second, I'm subscribed to you... but I can't remember when I did that...
      Hmmm

    • @sterlingattaway5225
      @sterlingattaway5225 Před 4 lety +14

      It's because he got a promotion 😌

  • @ragindagan3078
    @ragindagan3078 Před 5 lety +402

    I MADE THE SONG I MADE THE SONG AND NOW YOU MUST ALL SING ALONG

    • @Saxdude26
      @Saxdude26 Před 5 lety +26

      I don't care if it's wrong!
      I made a song
      Now sing along!
      SING ALONG! Just
      SING ALONG! STUPID!
      I SAID SING ALONG... SING SING ALONG... S-S-SING ALONG ALONG ALONG!

    • @thelonewolfproductionz1592
      @thelonewolfproductionz1592 Před 5 lety +8

      I don't care what it took away;

    • @OhCrapI_He
      @OhCrapI_He Před 5 lety +7

      JUST SING ALONG!
      JUST SING ALONG!
      JUST SING- JUST SING-
      JUST SING ALONG!
      I DON'T CARE HOW YOU FEEL
      JUST FIND A WAY TO SING ALONG!

    • @themightykingjosiah8810
      @themightykingjosiah8810 Před 5 lety +4

      🎶I DON'T CARE WHAT WENT WRONG, Y'ALL SANG THE SONG, AND NOW I'M HAPPY🎶

    • @CassioFranco0211
      @CassioFranco0211 Před 3 lety

      @@themightykingjosiah8810 Tails is yours.

  • @JetSetDman
    @JetSetDman Před 2 měsíci +5

    honestly as skeevy as it is that he cheated, you gotta respect the man for sticking to his word and giving tails back once he won the race

  • @TheoHiggins
    @TheoHiggins Před 2 lety +72

    I can't believe this was only uploaded in 2019
    It feels like I've been coming back to this for years and years
    I suppose that's just how well you've both captured the soul of and improved upon the classic YTPMV formula

  • @YouSoSpice
    @YouSoSpice Před 5 lety +265

    In my every waking hour I'm running a constant race against depression
    And I think I just won the race

  • @Myndnix
    @Myndnix Před 5 lety +293

    I hope everyone's aware that AOSTH Robotnik YTPMVs are technically posthumous Long John Baldry songs.

  • @lobster6736
    @lobster6736 Před rokem +20

    When the fiend finds a folio

    • @nerotheone1234
      @nerotheone1234 Před rokem

      Found someone

    • @maush.
      @maush. Před rokem +1

      I found a ff fan

    • @DiagonalTanooki
      @DiagonalTanooki Před rokem

      i don't get it

    • @nerotheone1234
      @nerotheone1234 Před rokem +1

      @@DiagonalTanooki there's a very famous The Binding Of Isaac Repentance fangame called Fiend Folio and this video appears as an easter egg

  • @rolfum7156
    @rolfum7156 Před 3 lety +376

    realistically, this kind of is the only way he'd win any form of race against sonic (who should probably be barred from the race anyway considering he's the fastest thing alive) so was robotnik really cheating?

    • @albertskoften1452
      @albertskoften1452 Před 2 lety +40

      He applied a creative interpretation of the rules.

    • @pqbdwmnu
      @pqbdwmnu Před 2 lety +45

      "Getting outplayed and getting cheated ain't the same thing" -Ring-a-ding man

    • @taraktaras7327
      @taraktaras7327 Před 2 lety +6

      dr ivo robotnik is faster than super sonic,no joke.

    • @theoverseer393
      @theoverseer393 Před rokem

      Should’ve said no foot power

    • @artificialintelligence8328
      @artificialintelligence8328 Před rokem +1

      @@taraktaras7327 Right? doesn't he manage to outrun Sonic ingame.

  • @Sbomb16
    @Sbomb16 Před 5 lety +104

    It wasn’t just a race, but a SPECIAL race, to see who’s the FASTEST

  • @frozen_applejuice
    @frozen_applejuice Před 5 lety +395

    R.I.P. Long John Baldry
    1941 - 2005

    • @HyperSonicXtreme
      @HyperSonicXtreme Před 5 lety +51

      He died the same year as Deem Bristow who did the voices for Eggman in Sonic Adventure 1, Sonic Shuffle 2, Heroes, Battle, Advance 3.

    • @tadeogomez7303
      @tadeogomez7303 Před 5 lety +1

      ???

    • @frozen_applejuice
      @frozen_applejuice Před 5 lety +26

      @@tadeogomez7303 the voice actor for robotnik

    • @tadeogomez7303
      @tadeogomez7303 Před 5 lety +27

      @@frozen_applejuice
      Oh.
      A fracking legend.
      RIP

    • @_nayrb
      @_nayrb Před 5 lety +16

      A legend had fallen R.I.P Long
      John Baldry 1941 - 2005 you will be missed

  • @duncansalyer2999
    @duncansalyer2999 Před 3 lety +40

    all jokes aside, this is genuinely a bop

  • @TheBonkleFox
    @TheBonkleFox Před 2 lety +31

    I love that even though robotnik is diametrically opposed to sonic, yet still allows tails to run around with him. It makes his boy happy, so he'll do it even if it bites him in the ass.

  • @hootson5239
    @hootson5239 Před 4 lety +190

    Me at 3am: Gosh it's late and I need to get some sleep.
    My brain at 6am: WIN THE RACE, JUST WIN THE RACE! JUST WIN JUST WIN JUST WIN THE RACE!

    • @fellow_1955
      @fellow_1955 Před 3 lety

      Thats how a teenage brain works? Right

    • @sr.r6574
      @sr.r6574 Před 3 lety +1

      @@fellow_1955 no dude, that is how everybody's brain works when we need sleep

    • @Soitisisit
      @Soitisisit Před měsícem

      ​@@fellow_1955"teenage"... meanwhile me at almost 30 learning out of bounds clips and speedrunning techs in Legend of Zelda at 3 am

  • @SlashArbiter
    @SlashArbiter Před 5 lety +236

    Worth the wait. So worth the wait. So worth so worth so worth the wait. You sure had what it takes and found a way to win the race.

    • @hudde814
      @hudde814 Před 5 lety +10

      Worth the wait. So worth the wait. So worth so worth so worth the wait. You sure had what it takes and found a way to make us happy.

  • @Pan_Z
    @Pan_Z Před rokem +8

    Hope the people of the future will look back, and be absolutely amazed how much talent & creativity went into creating shitposts.

  • @Glory2Snowstar
    @Glory2Snowstar Před 3 lety +47

    1,000,000 views.
    This does put a smile on my face.
    It’s still just as magical as the first time I ever heard it.

  • @FirstLast-mn4re
    @FirstLast-mn4re Před 5 lety +131

    This is actually the best ytpmv I've ever seen. Like instead of just imitating a song it creates its own song. Which I think is crazy impressive. Its quite rare to see such innovations, especially in an art form that is largely dying under the current youtube climate.

  • @ghosthuntermike2592
    @ghosthuntermike2592 Před 5 lety +165

    A good song to listen to before i go to sleep.

    • @Karmy.
      @Karmy. Před 5 lety +4

      Same

    • @ghosthuntermike2592
      @ghosthuntermike2592 Před 5 lety +4

      @Skylander Boy What do you mean? Oh, the significance of my comment was that this video was uploaded at 11 P.M yesterday where I am, so my joke was that I'll watch this, then go to bed.

    • @thelonewolfproductionz1592
      @thelonewolfproductionz1592 Před 5 lety +2

      AGREED

    • @therealone3536
      @therealone3536 Před 5 lety

      Ghost Hunter Mike I can relate it’s 1:00am right now and I just watched this

  • @Ry-dy8xr
    @Ry-dy8xr Před 3 lety +16

    @iteachvader Man, if only you knew how many times this song has got my 9 month old son to stop crying....it's instant! My wife and I are in your debt!!!!

    • @iteachvader
      @iteachvader  Před 3 lety +8

      Glad to be of help!

    • @CassioFranco0211
      @CassioFranco0211 Před 3 lety +3

      You just found a way to make your son *happy*.I don't care *what it takes*,you have to *give yourself a PRRRomotion!!*

  • @TheAllPowerfulPie
    @TheAllPowerfulPie Před 11 měsíci +5

    i STILL love this song

  • @reidwebb4621
    @reidwebb4621 Před 5 lety +104

    The poor fool spent all his money just so he could win a race.

    • @JennBitAlt
      @JennBitAlt Před 4 lety +19

      He also held his son hostage but that's less important

    • @oron61
      @oron61 Před 3 lety +9

      At least he's happy now.

  • @Skullgrin.
    @Skullgrin. Před 5 lety +177

    Iteachvader won the race.

  • @zedc6072
    @zedc6072 Před měsícem +6

    been bumping this since Ring Racers came out

  • @CreatureCal
    @CreatureCal Před 3 lety +12

    1:33 When ITeachVader makes a video
    “The fun is just starting!”

  • @LilacInTheFog
    @LilacInTheFog Před 5 lety +603

    WELP. TIME TO WRITE LYRICS
    AND BEFORE ANYONE REES AT ME THIS IS 22.59 ON 25/2/19
    [Robotnik]
    That does it!
    I never should have raced you!
    You made me lose!
    I'm never gonna slow that hedgehog down enough to catch him!
    Scratch! Grounder!
    I need you two to help me out!
    If you bring me victory,
    I'll shine your treads!
    [Scrounder]
    ...How?
    [Robotnik]
    Just win the race!
    Just win the race!
    Just win- just win- Just win the race!
    I don't care what it takes, just find a way to win the race!
    Win the race!
    Just win the race!
    Just win- just win- Just win the race!
    I don't care what it takes, just find a way to make me happy!
    [Tails]
    That dirty rat!
    He's cheating, look!
    I never have time for the fun stuff!
    [Robotnik]
    That's not a problem;
    I've only just begun to cheat;
    I'm certain I'll do some more!~
    [Scratch]
    You're gonna make us faster?
    [Robotnik]
    Of course, you idiot!
    Get out, and
    Win the race!
    Just win the race!
    Just win- just win- Just win the race!
    I don't care what it takes, just find a way to win the race!
    Win the race!
    Just win the race!
    Just win- just win- Just win the race!
    I don't care what it takes, just find a way to make me proud!
    I guess that's the price I have to pay for catching the hedgehog!
    I'll have to give myself a promotion!
    ...Tomorrow.
    The fun is just starting!
    I spent a billion Mobiums!
    Throw the race!
    Or Tails is doomed!
    [Sonic]
    There's not much choice.
    [Robotnik]
    I've finally done it!
    [Sonic]
    You win Robotnik!
    [Robotnik]
    Yes, I did win, didn't I?
    I've finally done it!
    [Sonic]
    You win Robotnik!
    [Robotnik]
    Nice try, hedgehog!
    Finally, everyone will know it:
    I'm the boss and you know it, right?!
    Oh, yes I am, and now I'm ready to conquer every inch of Mobius.
    Finally, everyone will see it:
    I'm the best and you know it, right?!
    Oh, yes I am, and now I'm ready to conquer the Universe!
    I win the race!
    I win the race!
    I win- I win- I win the race!
    I don't care what I did;
    I won the race, and know I'm happy!
    Win the race!
    I win the race!
    I win- I win- I win the race!
    I don't care what I did;
    I won the race, and know I'm done.
    I guess that's the price I have to pay for catching the hedgehog.
    I'll have to give myself a promotion...today!
    The fun is now over,
    And I spent all my money!
    I won the race!
    Tails is yours!
    I made it!
    I win the race!
    I win the race!
    I win- I win- I win the race!
    I don't care what I did;
    I won the race, and know I'm happy!
    Win the race!
    I win the race!
    I win- I win- I win the race!
    I don't care what I did;
    I won the race, and know I'm done!
    pin me daddy I will sell u x-wing

  • @DrakeNightwing
    @DrakeNightwing Před 5 lety +370

    Okay, I loved this from the first time I heard this, but after coming from the video on how you even make these YTPMVs in the first place just makes me appreciate this all over again.
    It's sad I only have but one thumbs up to give this video. You absolutely rock with these, you mad genius.

    • @Reapehify
      @Reapehify Před 5 lety +14

      Dude, seconded. As soonas I saw the opening was literally one sound mixed into a dozen I had my jaw dropped. This is so well done considering not only the sampling but the sequencing of coherent lyrics which require an intimate enough knowledge to find the spliced soundbites. Two thumbs up!

    • @CassioFranco0211
      @CassioFranco0211 Před 3 lety

      @@Reapehify Underrated

    • @CassioFranco0211
      @CassioFranco0211 Před 3 lety

      ( ⌒o⌒)人(⌒-⌒ )v

  • @__FloweRy_
    @__FloweRy_ Před 8 měsíci +4

    Omg this is like internet classic YTP MV's. I remember listening to "tomorrow I'll" and other robotnik jams more then 10-ish years ago. This put a smile on my face. Thank you!

  • @LORDBOB4EVER
    @LORDBOB4EVER Před 3 lety +123

    Is it bad that I listen to this while playing mario kart

  • @Fargusno7930
    @Fargusno7930 Před 5 lety +63

    Leaked Dr. Eggman theme in Sonic Team Racing

  • @dreziv
    @dreziv Před 4 lety +95

    I love that the story this tells is like, almost entirely something right out of the cartoon itself. I could see all of this happening!

  • @patcahill3724
    @patcahill3724 Před 14 dny +3

    Robotnik and his Badniks are the reason why AOSTH is my favorite sonic show of all time.

  • @thewinterprince1731
    @thewinterprince1731 Před rokem +11

    The best part of this is that it's totally Genesis-style music with lyrics.

  • @RemLasher77
    @RemLasher77 Před 5 lety +63

    This song was featured at TRG Colosseum tonight(5/3/2019), iteachvader.

  • @IIIIIVEERATIIIII
    @IIIIIVEERATIIIII Před 5 lety +106

    This incarnation of Robotnik will never return, but he is kept alive by things like this, so I appreciate your videos even besides how good they are anyway.

  • @jadenbuck7108
    @jadenbuck7108 Před 2 lety +5

    Sam Procrastinates played this in his recent stream, and now I can't get it out of my head.

  • @eins2001
    @eins2001 Před 3 lety +13

    Man, I bet Long John has this on his on-repeat playlist up in heaven and dances to it.

  • @Solmangrundy
    @Solmangrundy Před 4 lety +24

    "Finally every one will know it.
    I'm the boss and you know it."
    Best line in the whole song.

  • @moonsie5547
    @moonsie5547 Před 4 lety +46

    This is like one of those early 2000's show advertisements, It would fit if it ended with "Catch the Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog at 9AM Central 10AM Eastern, only on USA Network!"

    • @theskyrax670
      @theskyrax670 Před 2 lety

      This reminds me of the old Cartoon Network Groovies from the mid 90s-early 2000s

  • @FlashOfAsh
    @FlashOfAsh Před 8 měsíci +4

    he won the race

  • @Brighticus
    @Brighticus Před 2 lety +16

    I played this song one time when I was playing something just to spice a few things up. Liked it, put it on loop. And then I all of a sudden started listening to this song almost every single day now. This song is so good to the point where it feels like a tradition to listen to this song once a day.

  • @bossrosslp
    @bossrosslp Před 5 lety +71

    Did we literally just get two YTMV's from Vader in one day? Even if one's a reupload I don't know about, this is a pretty nice reality.
    We'll have to give Vader a promotion.

  • @snarkyginger1158
    @snarkyginger1158 Před 5 lety +301

    Petition to get Jim Carry to sing this as Robotnik?

  • @Potatoboii2
    @Potatoboii2 Před 8 měsíci +7

    AAAAA I SAW THE "4 YEARS AGO" AND THOUGHT "oh wow this is from like 2015" WTF WHEN THE HELL DID 4 PASS?????

  • @sonicsansic
    @sonicsansic Před 4 měsíci +2

    "Not just a race... but a special race, to see who's the fastest."

  • @skeletontoaster3811
    @skeletontoaster3811 Před 5 lety +705

    College girl: So... what music singers do you like? Kesha? Beyonce?
    Me: ROBOTNIK.
    College girl: Kay, kay. So... where's he at an' where's his mixtape?
    Me: RRRRRRROOOBBBBBOOOOOTTTTTNNNNNIIIIKKKKKKKKKKK. SCRATCH. GROUNDER.

    • @thelonewolfproductionz1592
      @thelonewolfproductionz1592 Před 5 lety +33

      "I don't care what it takes; it's win the race."

    • @reloadpsi
      @reloadpsi Před 5 lety +1

      @Tyler Mathis Same here.

    • @rogercameron6912
      @rogercameron6912 Před 5 lety +38

      "Robotnik Rock", "Tomorrow I'll...", "Win the Race", tons of hits on not 3, not 4, but 1 special edition CD! All for the low, low price of *A BILLION MOBIUMS*

    • @makio8965
      @makio8965 Před 5 lety +18

      college girl here and this is my choice of music

    • @corpsemachine6949
      @corpsemachine6949 Před 4 lety +1

      I really wish i could cease your ability to type and speak

  • @BATCHARRO
    @BATCHARRO Před 4 lety +61

    2:21 When you kept abusing save states all the way to the end.

    • @yhenestik
      @yhenestik Před 4 lety +8

      My sonic 1 playthrough in a nutshell.

    • @CeHee123
      @CeHee123 Před 4 lety +11

      I'm so guilty of this it isn't even funny.

    • @cradiculous
      @cradiculous Před 3 lety +8

      0:59 Seems about right for that

    • @dabluepittoo-aqua4213
      @dabluepittoo-aqua4213 Před 4 měsíci +1

      "I don't care what I did, I won the game and now I'm happy"

  • @TheNN
    @TheNN Před 24 dny +5

    Long John Baldry would've absolutely loved this if he was still with us.

  • @Ua_Conchubair
    @Ua_Conchubair Před 10 měsíci +3

    That part where he said i'm the boss and you know it was so smooth

  • @ptrgiese
    @ptrgiese Před 5 lety +56

    Another ITeachVader classic, the great Sentence-Mixing Jedi strikes again!
    Amazing!

  • @jamesbevan9939
    @jamesbevan9939 Před 5 lety +74

    I think you did a fantastic job. In fact, I think I'll give you a prrrrrrromotion!

  • @lasagnaboy4075
    @lasagnaboy4075 Před rokem +4

    there's is a high chance he MAY have won the race

  • @togeluga_the_cat
    @togeluga_the_cat Před 4 lety +33

    Imagine ur playing mario kart and one of your homies start playing this
    Because that happened to me