This isn't the funniest (at least to the French me). It says "Le siège arrière est l'endroit le plus sûr pour les enfants." ---> "The back seat is the safest place for children." Back seats. In a Corvette. Hon hon hon.
Our perfectly legal truck (even though the condition of the truck is in is illegal due to a couple of things here and there) but it’s muffler fell off so it’s louder then anything else in the neighborhood. It’s a 1974 model with a rare transmission, so it has good torque and it has a Chevy 350 engine. It’s a Chevy C10. It’s stock. I shall tell someone that says THATS illegal it’s to fast and I will say, “hahaha, this thing ain’t illegal. So I will be seeing you in the dust”.
Soo true, im my country everyone refers to off road cars as jeeps, they say things like "my dad has a toyota jeep" because jeeps stand for offroad for them and not a name if a company
Don't laugh, around here in the EU those are still quick having 192 HP for the 1.5 and 256 HP for the 2.0 while most cars make 100-130 HP from turbocharged I3s.
Non car guy logic: Lamborghini Reventón= Batmobile McLaren 600Lt= Batmobile Dodge Demon= Batmobile Mx-5= Batmobile Ford fiesta= Batmobile Fiat multipla= Batmobile
Reminds me of some old car max commercial where some dude but a big spoiler and badge that said “RS” on his Camry to try and sell it. Also the spoiler was held on by tape if I recall correctly
One thing that ruins the sound are torque converters though. Manual Land Rover Ninety (not Defender) with only middle muffler side exhaust VS Stock 1992 Range Rover Classic Vogue SE both same engine, the RR sounds way worse because of the torque converter.
Hey, it's fun to often race a car you know would send you to gapplebees. I've raced Panameras in my '08 R/T, and so far the encounters have been friendly. 😂
Yo same, Honda Pilot vs Civic is always fun lmao. Know a guy who has a Mustang Mach One its the sound is amazing when he pulls away from us but still “racing” him is fun for the memes
They are not. They just see cars as nothing interesting, which is fine. For example, I can guarantee that "normal" people are definitely not jealous over that clean r32 over there. They just hear that loud exhaust and are annoyed, while I already approached the vehicle and checked it out with a big smile.
@@Chris-cy3uq yes, yes it would because then I could laugh my rear end off. Truly if I'm disinterested in somebody would tell me I'm just jealous I would probably just shrug turn around and walk away
My only practicality problem is height. Can’t get shit that’s low to the ground because my area floods every chance it gets. Therefore I shall be spiritually T-posing above other performance vehicles from some kind of SUV or crossover
And that's exactly why I passed a lifted jeep with massive all terrains abandoned on the side of the road in a ditch, during a blizzard, while driving a RWD car that would bottom out on speed bumps with old tires. I will also say that that drive friggin sucked! Lol
"If grocery getters are becoming faster, what do you think sportscars have been doing in the same past two decades?" All sportscars : "We are getting faster!! much faster!!" Toyota 86 : **cries in the corner**
S T O R Y T I M E I N T E N S I F I E S So yesterday, I was driving my 2016 Camaro SS around for fun, pulled up to the stoplight, and saw a blacked-out Golf GTI. The kid in it rolled down his window and yelled, ”You wanna race?” I heard him, but I just kept looking forward. He revved the engine and took off once it turned green. He speeded ahead of me and I saw a kid come out of the window with a phone yelling, ”wE jUsT bEaT a CaMaRo!!!” I floored it, flew ahead of them, and was laughing for the next 3 minutes. I saw myself on Instagram a couple of days later, and the kid in the back of the GTI recorded me flying ahead of them too. I, once again, cried laughing.
The speedometer in my '89 Camry LE with an automatic goes up to about 140 but I googled the original specs and it only goes 123 mph new with an engine that's not down on power (my car's engine is) so a non-car person would assume it goes 140 when in reality it probably just barely gets over 100
Reminds me of my mom who found someone bragging to girls about his Sierra GT (or trim name similar, can't recall) with a top reading of 300 km/h (~205 MPH) while the thing probably hardly reached 180 (~105 MPH) and he could beat 4x4 Cossies (was the same speedo). Sad for him was my dad having one. Guy still bragged, raced my dad, and got humbled. I love this story.
I once asked my friend what his favorite car was, it went down like this. Me: what's your favorite car Friend: ummm a Bugatti Me: what model Friend: a blue one ...........
Me and my friends saw an mk4 Supra on the street... I said, “Look at that sick mk4!” And then my friends said, “Ew that car looks old, cheap and disgusting. Get a Jeep Wrangler it’s much better.” Never hung out with them again.
The 97 Supra mk4 turbo is my dream car. I sat in one and instantly fell in love. Anyone who says that old cars suck can go jump into a hole and never come out.
@@jakeypoo6487 my dream car currently a R34. That’s isn’t going to be cheap so I will have to tell my friends that I payed $300,000 more than a r35. They won’t believe me. Ok well one friend will know what car it is
This happened like 30min ago My dad: ooh is that a ferrari Me: its a mustang It was one of the coolest mustangs ive ever seen in person. And it was a 5.0l
Dad : "back in my day, we had this really fast car called the mazda mx7" Me:"never heard of it" Dad:"just google it" *googled it, found pictures of rx7 fd's Me:"this one?" Dad:"no, it was box looking like the 86" Me:"fc"
That.... dude. That actually COULD work. As long as the doors are sufficiently powered as legs that drug the car. With AWS you’d be able to turn pretty well and the low speeds you’ll be going it’ll be fine.
@@piericroussel7479 Honestly I'd get way more excited over a Cappuccino than a Honda S2000. They're way less common and I think they're cool. Also Daihatsu Copen. Don't see many of those. They aren't fast tho :)
If people are angry enough about me having a loud V-8 in the future to the point they flood my driveway I'll just pop it in neutral and step on the gas
@@Meeper2 why put it in neutral when you can have cheap steelies with tiny tires and burnout like a mad shit squealing those crappy 20€ tires on your driveway (so no one accuses you of ruining a public property) ?
@@BlueOvals24 personally I think Ford's interiors (and engines) are decent in economy cars (only have those in Europe). Plastics were a bit cheap but that's all (outline of the Sierra's hole in the dashboard that bends as time goes on, I'm looking at you), and the engines were indestructible.
I've only seen 2WD be an appropriate term once, and that's when one of the guys at my work mentioned the very broad category of small bed trucks, because some are FWD and some are RWD, so saying 2WD makes sense
I’ve read this exact comment on a Charger forum “ why did my 2009 charger lose a race to a Honda Accord “ I asked him if he had an SE trim he said “ what’s that “ 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️ I asked him to post a picture of the engine he had a 2.7L v6
SquiDragon no buddy he had the 2.7L v6 Charger 😂😂😂😂 v6 accords zoom like a mf cause they have a decent amount of power to how much weight they have lmao I was just saying not a good idea to be racing people with a v6 4500lbs Charger 😂
(My coworker at the tire shop once he saw me starting to work on a car) Coworker: "four tires"? Me: "of course, that's what makes it a car rather than a motorcycle"
As a car newbie I think I represent my species when we say we do very much appreciate these videos - even if they hurt sometimes. Yes, I did just find out that FWD and RWD does not mean which axel turns. In all fairness, I got past the "batmobile" stage a good few years ago - it's down to the speed, sleekness and how many jagged edges there are that make our species say such embarrassing things.
But why is he complaining about people not being nerds or "car gays" like ok bro we get it you hate everyone who doesnt know every single car on the universe wtf
Non Car Inthusiast: "Oh, my Evo VII is 4WD!" Car Inthusiast: "Um, it's AWD." Non Car Intusiast: "Nah, Initial D calls it 4WD." Wtf? EDIT: I already know the difference. EDIT 2: Apon further inspection, I realized that Non Car Inthusiasts don't own Evo VII's or watch Initial D.
@@_Belteshazzar_ correction : AWD uses a diff(doesent have to be an open one), 4WD uses a clutch pack to connect/disconnect the front wheels to/from the engine
If this "loud cars = fast" thing is true then I guess my 2001 Ford Expedition with a v8 that has a 10 second 0-60 is faster than every other car on the road
I remember when a Kia Altima tried racing my 03 mustang he bragged at the next light until I told him there were railroad tracks I went slow not to scrape he was so angry
Since I got my Mustang and put Roush mufflers on it 4 months ago I've been 'raced' by a Fusion, Flex, Impala, Murano and countless trucks (just naming the cars that weren't worth 100% throttle). And I 'lost' to all but the Fusion who I got to race again from another light where I decided to let him see just how slow his car really is. I bet everyone I 'lost' to drove home and told everyone "My Impala just destroyed a Mustang!" On another note, I raced a Ford Lightning and won, and when I turned off the street I saw him drive by giving a thumbs up, so not everyone out there is an ass.
To be fair the term 2WD is used a lot when talking about pickup trucks (similar to something like 4x4). Usually pickups are either RWD or 4WD and when some people say 2WD they’re referring to their truck being RWD
My dad likes to speed in his special edition audi (forgot which Audi it was it was probably an A5 or A6) and he still attracts a lot of non-car guys trying to "race" him. (I'm only 13 so I'm trying to learn this kind of stuff)
I have a similar life. My dad has an SQ5 and has dealt with some bois who believe they are of high velocity. Also speeds a lot, but ngl it’s Texas there are like two people that don’t speed in the entire county
Seriously though think it could be possible? Maybe if you get a more durable rear axle and a trailer to hold your beast of an engine then run the drive train through and into the rear axle..... that would be quite a lot of u joints and I know you were just joking but this has run through my head a few times before lmao
Just reach over from the passenger seat and turn off their traction control while theyre driving to find out what drive train they have If they spin out you know its a RWD lol
my favorite thing to do in my corvette 427 is drive normal, then get someone that wants to race, I shift to a higher gear then stomp on it, keeping rpm under 3k or 2k. it makes a little bit of noise, not much, but the other starts pulling on me. there is some times I still beat them in a higher gear. When they get so much ahead, I'll then downshift to 2 or 3 and the rpm goes up to 3k and the exhaust opens up and super loud, then I fly right by them like they are barely even moving.
RE-hey dude which transmission is in your car? SPE-auto RE-DCT? SPE-no RE-CVT? SPE-no RE-Torque Converter? SPE-no RE-AMT? SPE-no? RE-Then what type of transmission you have ? SPE-Automatic... RE-YES WHAT TYPE SPE-ITS ALL THE SAME... YOU DONT HAVE TO SHIFT THE GEARS "hello darkness my old friend".....
I have a 2006 Mini Cooper S and a guy in a Dodge Nitro R/T tried to race me at a stoplight. My car revved to 3,000 rpm and the supercharger started becoming more prominent so he obviously heard it and, of course, floored it. So obviously, I had to as well. Since he floored it before me, he got out in front at the beginning, but he got so pissed that I passed him at the end saying there’s no way my stock Mini Cooper beat his “Dodge R/T”.
I heard a conversation by some football players at my high school: “yeah, I think my Jeep could beat your truck. I mean, it’ll top out at 100 eventually, but it’ll get to 60 in about 4” My car has 400awhp, performance tyres, and I’ve shed just under 200lbs in sound deadening, wheels, propshaft, boot liner, and exhaust system to get a 0-60 in 3.8 (if I shift perfectly and risk my transmission’s safety), but I’m sure a high centre of gravity and knobbed off-road tyres on an EJ Wrangler can produce the same result. I hate cringe conversations I overhear while I’m coaching.
I once had a conversation with one of my college classmates where I found out that she didn't even know RWD existed. I later found out that her daily was an older RWD Mercury
I can't stop seeing "Meme" on your sun panel thingy on your car.
It's just Chevy's way of getting old people to see the word meme.
This isn't the funniest (at least to the French me). It says "Le siège arrière est l'endroit le plus sûr pour les enfants." ---> "The back seat is the safest place for children."
Back seats. In a Corvette. Hon hon hon.
L0ng R4ng3 you killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@BladedAngel You saw his 5 hour long comment but not my 7 hour one :(
@@piericroussel7479 Aaaah, okay.
"ive converted mine 97 honda accord from fwd to twin turbo"
The stickers, don't forget about the 30whp stickers each
"3000gt twin turbo base, converted to a front wheel drive..."
NANI?!?
my*
Not original, but still appreciated
That meme tho 😂😂
I hate when non-car people think "Loud car equals fast car equals race car equals illegal."
By that logic that means my 4th gen regal with no exhaust was an illegal race car
Our perfectly legal truck (even though the condition of the truck is in is illegal due to a couple of things here and there) but it’s muffler fell off so it’s louder then anything else in the neighborhood. It’s a 1974 model with a rare transmission, so it has good torque and it has a Chevy 350 engine. It’s a Chevy C10. It’s stock. I shall tell someone that says THATS illegal it’s to fast and I will say, “hahaha, this thing ain’t illegal. So I will be seeing you in the dust”.
IQ 1000
Yeah that's my family in a nutshell.
Once they heard a subaru and said: tHaTs ToO lOuD tO bE lEgAl
@@diegootero1686 Crovette: *more than 0.01 decibels of engine noise*
Danish Government: *tHaTs ToO lOuD tO bE lEgAl*
My rwd car does steer with the rear wheels though
It's a forklift
You just made my day
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"So what car do you own?"
"A Land Rover."
*Pulls up in Toyota Land Cruiser*
"I thought you said you owned a Land Rover?"
"Yeah, a Toyota Land Rover."
@blackandgold51 same
Cost about the same anyway
Right but one is a Toyota, and the other is basically the anti-Toyota
Soo true, im my country everyone refers to off road cars as jeeps, they say things like "my dad has a toyota jeep" because jeeps stand for offroad for them and not a name if a company
avi nisanov Are you Bulgarian? Cuz that’s what they do in Bulgaria haha
2WD
Bladed: Is it FWD or RWD?
Me: Its LWD (Left Wheel Drive)
1WD
@@VincentAziz 3WD
2wistsd
wait wait wait could it technically make sense cuz it could be an open diff 🤔
bro mine is right wheel drive twin manual transmission
“Just beat a sports car”
“Really? What car”
“A Honda Accord Sport”
“Honda fit sport”
Can't wait till the Prius sport.
Don't laugh, around here in the EU those are still quick having 192 HP for the 1.5 and 256 HP for the 2.0 while most cars make 100-130 HP from turbocharged I3s.
Yep, so many people think a Honda Accord or civic is a sports car. lmao
"but but, but it had a massive wing"
White girls could run over a family of 5 in their Honda Civic and be like “Oh I’m such a Scorpio!”
, 😂😂😂
Rob Bob42069 😂😂😂
I don't know
Grat Goby dw buddy soon you will
As a male Scorpio who owned a civic sadly at one point, yes that’s how it happens 🤣🤣
I knew a guy who thought his car gained horsepower when he went off-roading
what
@707, ahah, ig it's Arizona
That’s funi
💀
Sometimes it can feel that way
Non car guy logic:
Lamborghini Reventón= Batmobile
McLaren 600Lt= Batmobile
Dodge Demon= Batmobile
Mx-5= Batmobile
Ford fiesta= Batmobile
Fiat multipla= Batmobile
GHØST oh yeah and also the Lamborghini Egoista= Batmobile
@@gam_lol dont forget
1965 mini cooper = bat mobile
@@sex_therapist Chevelle impala= Batmobile
@@subscribeorjosephwillhaunt5425 my neighbours moped= batmobile
@@urmurphy5881 T-34 = Batmobile
y'all arguing about awd, rwd, fwd, and 4wd while my car is just wheel drive
Bike
no his car is just spinning around in circles
Open differential: equals right wheel drive. :(
A W D N O T 4 W D
Mine is hover drive
Brags about mustang
"Get off your high horse"
I see what you did there
But wouldn't it be a pony and not a horse?
@@cckiller0053 same thing
@@Burntpotato123 if its equus cabalus, its a horse
In the distance: Get off the stage
My neighbor put a big ass wing on his bmw 328i and said it added 40hp. I just walked away and said OK
Big Wang gang lmao
Didn’t it just make the car slower and create downforce for it!
Reminds me of some old car max commercial where some dude but a big spoiler and badge that said “RS” on his Camry to try and sell it. Also the spoiler was held on by tape if I recall correctly
@Golden Auto not to mention the additional weight added. People are so stupid lol
What car do you own?
"A blue one"
That adds at least 70hp.
Red cars are way faster
Those are 179% less likely to depreciate in value
@SuperSupra 521 congratulations, you misunderstood sarcasm.
Does it have stickers bcause its 10 hp more per sticker AtLeASt!
"No music because THE WHINE OF MY SUPERCHARGER IS MUSIC! "
Can't argue with that
Wanna like but it's at 69
You're perfectly right, but SC whines on V8s create conflicts inside me... V8 sounds best at 600-2000 RPM, SC sounds best at 3000-6000. Tough choice.
Pair that with a great exhaust notes and you're good to go on your one-man-band.
I can relate
One thing that ruins the sound are torque converters though. Manual Land Rover Ninety (not Defender) with only middle muffler side exhaust VS Stock 1992 Range Rover Classic Vogue SE both same engine, the RR sounds way worse because of the torque converter.
Person: it’s two wheel drive bro
Me: FWD or RWD?
Person: Yes
So it's a 4 wheel drive
If he said and instead of or
Its left wheel drive
What do you mean? My car have four wheels
@@Bload72productions or a awd
I drive a Camry se and I only race other Camry’s and Honda’s 😂😂 this is called staying in your own lane.
And it’s still fun,
Hey, it's fun to often race a car you know would send you to gapplebees.
I've raced Panameras in my '08 R/T, and so far the encounters have been friendly. 😂
Yo same, Honda Pilot vs Civic is always fun lmao. Know a guy who has a Mustang Mach One its the sound is amazing when he pulls away from us but still “racing” him is fun for the memes
I drive a car limited to 60 km/h. I still race subaru BRZ's sometimes just for fun, knowing that I will be slaughtered lmao
@@nathanaelmalm5641 60kph... not mph...? What do u drive..?
Non car guys in a nutshell:
They’re just jealous
NotEven_Aman or ignorant.
They are not. They just see cars as nothing interesting, which is fine. For example, I can guarantee that "normal" people are definitely not jealous over that clean r32 over there. They just hear that loud exhaust and are annoyed, while I already approached the vehicle and checked it out with a big smile.
@@Chris-cy3uq yes, yes it would because then I could laugh my rear end off. Truly if I'm disinterested in somebody would tell me I'm just jealous I would probably just shrug turn around and walk away
Facts
oF mY MiATa
**pulls up with a Ford Mustang**
“bRo ThaTS a NiCE doDGe muStanG!”
Me:🤦
hiddensoh I know it’s ford but dodge mustang actually sounds better
Gta V hello darkness my old friend
Kakarotto 9 Dodge the Mustang because it's a crowd killer 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yellow Mustang Pulls Up
Kids : Wooo!! Bumblebee!!
Dodge Mustang sounds very good
Guy 1: *buys a new truck
Guy 2: "Hey that's a nice truck! What kind of engine does it have?"
Guy 1: *rubbing hood "A truck engine."
Lmao.
That also sounds like a quietly badass response. Like "oh don't you worry about that, it's _got_ an engine."
Lmao this is the funniest meme I've read down here
"But my car is way more practical!"
Clearly that wasnt a priority since i bought a sportscar with 2 doors
"It's not fuel efficient."
Really? I could've sworn a V8 wasn't a gas guzzler. It's almost as if I bought it for the power.
My only practicality problem is height. Can’t get shit that’s low to the ground because my area floods every chance it gets. Therefore I shall be spiritually T-posing above other performance vehicles from some kind of SUV or crossover
“It’s a mustang GT.”
Me: Isn’t it a v6?
“Yes, it’s a V6 GT”
Touring Edition
No maybe it's ford shelby or chevrolet camaro
@@notlNSIGHT shelby made a 3.7 cyclone
@@notlNSIGHT I thought Mustangs are electric SUVs
Travis Button with air-cooled suspension
My car is a 2WD.
Front left, rear right.
Perfectly balanced.
Perfectly balanced, as sll things should be.
My car has 1wd. It uses the spare tire
my car is 0WD. it doesnt exist cuz i can't afford one
Thats xwd bro
Got that \WD
Then drive exactly the same as if it were dry and warm out
YUPP
And that's exactly why I passed a lifted jeep with massive all terrains abandoned on the side of the road in a ditch, during a blizzard, while driving a RWD car that would bottom out on speed bumps with old tires. I will also say that that drive friggin sucked! Lol
well some 4x4 are worse than BMW at snow
I knew a dude who bought an SUV with 2WD and beached it in the first day because he has seen other "similar sized" cars do it.
*Looks at speedo*
Bladed's sarcastic voice: *"My Prius is as fast as a Dodge charger since it has a similar top speed"*
@[TSA]canal mais variado/ most random channel
Do you mean tachometer?
Funny joke, btw.
@1994 Celica my cherokees speedo goes to 160mph im pretty sure (god knows why) so I guess that means it's as fast as my charger
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@jeepjoseph9036 Unless it's the trackhawk! That thing scares me... so unassuming..
@@Snow-vo1yi you'll be able to tell
"If grocery getters are becoming faster, what do you think sportscars have been doing in the same past two decades?"
All sportscars : "We are getting faster!! much faster!!"
Toyota 86 : **cries in the corner**
Hey, it still nearly doubled it's HP in 20 years.
86. Sports car. Lol
@@mengx94 just drive one. Except the lacking power/torque it IS a sports car. If I follow your logic Lotus aren't sports cars then.
It's okay. The 86 is designed lose people through the corners! That thing is an autocross demon.
@@BladedAngel * Catheram owners agree with this *
S T O R Y T I M E I N T E N S I F I E S
So yesterday, I was driving my 2016 Camaro SS around for fun, pulled up to the stoplight, and saw a blacked-out Golf GTI. The kid in it rolled down his window and yelled, ”You wanna race?” I heard him, but I just kept looking forward. He revved the engine and took off once it turned green. He speeded ahead of me and I saw a kid come out of the window with a phone yelling, ”wE jUsT bEaT a CaMaRo!!!” I floored it, flew ahead of them, and was laughing for the next 3 minutes. I saw myself on Instagram a couple of days later, and the kid in the back of the GTI recorded me flying ahead of them too. I, once again, cried laughing.
"It's just a car, why do care about it so much?"
My friend; 2018
_Where does he live?_
_Does he have any bodyguards?_
KILL IT BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS
Bruh
"Its just a working box,why do you care about it so much"
@@brunoo026 hajahahahaj this made my da
Me: *buys a newer car with a infotainment system*
Grandma: iS tHaT a NiNtEnDo?
*Upstage Level 73* : "iS tHaT ATaRi?????"
@@20yearsfromthepast haha
Yeah, the Toyota edition switch, it comes standard in the Tesla agera gt
Elias Lundstedt she gets a pass for being grandma
“You need to get off those damn games and go outside sometime”
Noob- well, my car top speed is 160 mph .* looks at the speedometer *
Me- have you ever gone that fast before??????
The Mitsubishi Mirage speedometer goes up to 140mph. Therefor its got similar performance to a Subaru WRX
The speedometer in my '89 Camry LE with an automatic goes up to about 140 but I googled the original specs and it only goes 123 mph new with an engine that's not down on power (my car's engine is) so a non-car person would assume it goes 140 when in reality it probably just barely gets over 100
ilL bUY ThE MiTShubISHi cuZ iTs FAsT i mEaN It gOes 140 mPH
I hate sports cars with 160, I’ve went 184 in a car with a spedo if 160🤦🏽♂️ (had a v box)
Reminds me of my mom who found someone bragging to girls about his Sierra GT (or trim name similar, can't recall) with a top reading of 300 km/h (~205 MPH) while the thing probably hardly reached 180 (~105 MPH) and he could beat 4x4 Cossies (was the same speedo). Sad for him was my dad having one. Guy still bragged, raced my dad, and got humbled. I love this story.
Dude: looks
Visor: MÊME AVEC DES SACS GONFLABLES INTELLEGENTS
Dude: oh it says meme.
It’s frenchy
"I have an AMG"
What kind of amg?
"E 200D Amg-line
"
bruh
Me: Name a model from Toyota.
Non car guy: Accord
Me: 🤦🏻♂️
At least it's the right country? 😂
Me: owns first gen Integra
Amateur car guys: "Nice hachiroku bro"
Me: 🤦🏻♂️
@@TrashDeviant They're not amateur car guys they are *non car guys*
It's better than Toyota Taurus...
Marco Yoo toyoto civic- 😳😳😳
I once asked my friend what his favorite car was, it went down like this.
Me: what's your favorite car
Friend: ummm a Bugatti
Me: what model
Friend: a blue one
...........
That's how my sister is, I once asked her what car she wanted.
Her: Tesla
Me: What Tesla?
Her: The black one
Oh he probably was talking about the Bugatti Agera GT.
@@darkcentrist8643 That's racist in many ways 😂😂 jk
@@nadunwijesinghe965 Non car guys love that car, I can name like 13 people I know that like a blue bugatti
Me: whats your favorite bugatti
A Guy: the black one
search a black bugatti
the newest bugatti is a Black Bugatti lop
So I just got the new Land Rover defender and when I showed my non car person friend a pic of it she said:"iSn'T tHaT a jEeP
Jeep is a car brand? I always thought it means offroad car
Me:What size engine does your car have?
Person: uh idk it's a two door
"your car is slower because its older"
I used to get that said to me alot in my Mk3 Supra
Huh,say it to McLaren F1
Laughs in supra
Say that to the mclaren F1
i once seen a toyota supra and said wow, a supra and my friends said: meh, its an old car
"Yo just beat a porsche"
"really?"
"yeah it was following the laws and i beat it with my 2018 honda"
*FACEPALM*
Waht honda tho...
Amber Martinez accord
CTCGANG • V6?
Dylan The Villain 4 banger
CTCGANG • oh
3:32 a PT cruiser passing by
"Eyyy nice *Classic* you got there"
Me and my friends saw an mk4 Supra on the street... I said, “Look at that sick mk4!” And then my friends said, “Ew that car looks old, cheap and disgusting. Get a Jeep Wrangler it’s much better.” Never hung out with them again.
Only the engine is good tbh
The 97 Supra mk4 turbo is my dream car. I sat in one and instantly fell in love. Anyone who says that old cars suck can go jump into a hole and never come out.
@@jakeypoo6487 my dream car currently a R34. That’s isn’t going to be cheap so I will have to tell my friends that I payed $300,000 more than a r35. They won’t believe me. Ok well one friend will know what car it is
This happened like 30min ago
My dad: ooh is that a ferrari
Me: its a mustang
It was one of the coolest mustangs ive ever seen in person. And it was a 5.0l
Dad : "back in my day, we had this really fast car called the mazda mx7"
Me:"never heard of it"
Dad:"just google it"
*googled it, found pictures of rx7 fd's
Me:"this one?"
Dad:"no, it was box looking like the 86"
Me:"fc"
@@dawgly4815 I need you to explain how you didn't know what an RX7 is.
Dorito Engines for life.
@@NeonBeeCat DORITO GOD ENGINE
Mom: back in my day there was only mustangs and that's the coolest car
Me: you grew up in a town of like 200 people and there was one mustang
My ears are ringing did someone say RX7?
"All cars are front wheel steer"
*Peel P50* wants to know your location
The P50s front wheels do the steering tho
@@SUPRAMIKE18 Reliant Robin? I know there are RWS cars, just not sure which ones are
The 1989 Honda Prelude was one of those, but I don't remember any others
*P45 would like to have a word*
BMW isseta I think
"People who think grocery getters are faster than sports cars"
Oh, you sweet summer child. [Laughs in sleeper]
Yeah but he’s talking about non car guys, a very different thing is the mf with the quiet ass Camry with a Twin Charger and shit installed
Me: the ferrari laferrari has 4 different types of carbon fibre to keep it lightweight
My brother: that just makes it heavier, not lighter
“My Mustang is Naturally Supercharged” - Justin
Its nature bro
When your friend sees a Lexus LFA and shouts " LOOK A FERRARI ".
* Facepalm *
You: facepalm
Me: knocks down their house
Aleksandar Davidovic
Me: look for a new friend....
Pretty sure it's a lambo, dude.
That guy is not longer your friend XD
When someone sees a 1st gen NSX and shouts "ThAtS a NiCe FeRrArI ! "
LMAO I love how straight forward you are you don't try to beat around the bush you just get to the point
I honestly refuse to believe there are people who believe RWD cars actually steer with the rear wheels.
*looking at charger* “tHaTs A mUsTaNg!!!!!1111”
Looks at a random car: oH lOok ItS a HoNDa 1 oH LoOK iTs A mITsuBiShI 3
Thawackie look at a yellow Ferrari “It’S aN LaMbO
*LOOKS AT ANY SPORTS CAR*
iT tHe BaT mObIlE
@@theearth284
My friend called a GT86 with a wing and body kit "BATMAN'S CAR" then I understood the pain in other car enthusiasts
*Looking at the Blue-Black any car* "oWw, tHaTs a BUgAtTi!!!"
I converted my twin turbo prius to all wheel steering and 2 door drive 😎
This just makes me imagine a Prius with reverse lambo doors paddling its way down the road
I did the same to my Ford Model T
That.... dude. That actually COULD work. As long as the doors are sufficiently powered as legs that drug the car. With AWS you’d be able to turn pretty well and the low speeds you’ll be going it’ll be fine.
"MY car is a Fiesta RS, that means it's faster than your normal Focus."
1:18 Imagine a FWD lamborghini😂😂😂
Friend: Yoo that's a sick Ferrari!!!
Me: it's a Miata...
Some chick said she drove a Maserati.
She drives a Mazda.
imao
Me: * Pulls up in a Cappuccino with sport rear muffler only *
Friend: Nice S2000 !
@@piericroussel7479 Honestly I'd get way more excited over a Cappuccino than a Honda S2000. They're way less common and I think they're cool. Also Daihatsu Copen. Don't see many of those. They aren't fast tho :)
Miata gang 😎
Angry person. Your car is obnoxiously loud.
Me. Who needs a radio when you have a V8 and magnaflow exhaust lol
If people are angry enough about me having a loud V-8 in the future to the point they flood my driveway I'll just pop it in neutral and step on the gas
@The Legend of Texas you finding out how many more times you got to get yours?
@@Meeper2 why put it in neutral when you can have cheap steelies with tiny tires and burnout like a mad shit squealing those crappy 20€ tires on your driveway (so no one accuses you of ruining a public property) ?
Non car people: Eww it's a Ford which means your interior is cheap and rattles
Me with the motor at 5k RPM: Rattles?
@@BlueOvals24 personally I think Ford's interiors (and engines) are decent in economy cars (only have those in Europe). Plastics were a bit cheap but that's all (outline of the Sierra's hole in the dashboard that bends as time goes on, I'm looking at you), and the engines were indestructible.
I've only seen 2WD be an appropriate term once, and that's when one of the guys at my work mentioned the very broad category of small bed trucks, because some are FWD and some are RWD, so saying 2WD makes sense
Car guys: it can't just be 2wd you need to specify whether it's FWD or RWD!
Me, an intellectual: left side wheel drive
I’ve read this exact comment on a Charger forum “ why did my 2009 charger lose a race to a Honda Accord “ I asked him if he had an SE trim he said “ what’s that “ 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️ I asked him to post a picture of the engine he had a 2.7L v6
Lol.
Honda Accord sleeper build😁😁😁😁
lowes gaming
V6 accords are actually pretty fast lol.
SquiDragon no buddy he had the 2.7L v6 Charger 😂😂😂😂 v6 accords zoom like a mf cause they have a decent amount of power to how much weight they have lmao I was just saying not a good idea to be racing people with a v6 4500lbs Charger 😂
lowes gaming
Yeah I know lol, that’s why I was saying that accords are fast lol. Of course the charger got yeeted on. 😂
(My coworker at the tire shop once he saw me starting to work on a car)
Coworker: "four tires"?
Me: "of course, that's what makes it a car rather than a motorcycle"
I heard someone say “you should remove your exhaust system, because WeIgHt ReDuCtIoN bRo!”
I mean to an extent
Yes u clearly need to remove the whole engine duh
As a car newbie I think I represent my species when we say we do very much appreciate these videos - even if they hurt sometimes.
Yes, I did just find out that FWD and RWD does not mean which axel turns. In all fairness, I got past the "batmobile" stage a good few years ago - it's down to the speed, sleekness and how many jagged edges there are that make our species say such embarrassing things.
But why is he complaining about people not being nerds or "car gays" like ok bro we get it you hate everyone who doesnt know every single car on the universe wtf
Non Car Inthusiast: "Oh, my Evo VII is 4WD!"
Car Inthusiast: "Um, it's AWD."
Non Car Intusiast: "Nah, Initial D calls it 4WD."
Wtf?
EDIT: I already know the difference.
EDIT 2: Apon further inspection, I realized that Non Car Inthusiasts don't own Evo VII's or watch Initial D.
Japanese media rarely differentiate AWD and 4WD, and thus, the rumor still flying.
AWD is open diff and 4WD is locked diff. Thats pretty much the only difference other than some minor things.
Yeah, I know, that's why I posted the comment.
Thanks anyway.
@@_Belteshazzar_ correction : AWD uses a diff(doesent have to be an open one), 4WD uses a clutch pack to connect/disconnect the front wheels to/from the engine
@@vulduv I always thought that the difference was that 4wd have a different transfer case.
Non car guy- I just fitted a new turbo set up to my Honda accord
Car guy- wow! Can I see?
Non car guy- sure.........
Points to the alternator
Car guy: explodes
Car guy: B E G O N E T H O T
Car guy = REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Car Guy: *pulls up gun*
Car guy: Boi...
If this "loud cars = fast" thing is true then I guess my 2001 Ford Expedition with a v8 that has a 10 second 0-60 is faster than every other car on the road
I remember when a Kia Altima tried racing my 03 mustang he bragged at the next light until I told him there were railroad tracks I went slow not to scrape he was so angry
The "Même" on the window panel part keeps distracting me
ur mom u mean sun visor
@@timetraveller6092 yes
Same
Since I got my Mustang and put Roush mufflers on it 4 months ago I've been 'raced' by a Fusion, Flex, Impala, Murano and countless trucks (just naming the cars that weren't worth 100% throttle). And I 'lost' to all but the Fusion who I got to race again from another light where I decided to let him see just how slow his car really is. I bet everyone I 'lost' to drove home and told everyone "My Impala just destroyed a Mustang!"
On another note, I raced a Ford Lightning and won, and when I turned off the street I saw him drive by giving a thumbs up, so not everyone out there is an ass.
*“no, your grocerygetter is not faster than real supercars!“*
-Audi RS6: „Hold my beer...“
1234B you cant compare them with german cars, do you remember the e60 m5 that came with a v10 ? insane
Some non-car people will hear your exhaust and try to race you while there are others who will drive wreckless just to get your attention.
yep, pretty much an everyday occurrence when I had my IPL. It got very annoying.
"My 1.2 has a turbo, so it must be faster than your V8 N/A"
I like how these days people think turbo=800 hp each.
Leo ? It’s because of how the word turbo has lost it’s true meaning to 80% of the world
Factory standard turbos suck.
My carbureted shitbox: *laughs in unrestricted V8* Bye Felecia
Ok boomer
"Yeah my car is turbocharged"
*Sees turbo whistle in exhaust*
To be fair the term 2WD is used a lot when talking about pickup trucks (similar to something like 4x4). Usually pickups are either RWD or 4WD and when some people say 2WD they’re referring to their truck being RWD
My dad likes to speed in his special edition audi (forgot which Audi it was it was probably an A5 or A6) and he still attracts a lot of non-car guys trying to "race" him. (I'm only 13 so I'm trying to learn this kind of stuff)
I have a similar life. My dad has an SQ5 and has dealt with some bois who believe they are of high velocity. Also speeds a lot, but ngl it’s Texas there are like two people that don’t speed in the entire county
(0:13) No, it's front left and rear right wheel drive, a FLRRWD, if you will.
This video makes me wanna commit Peel P50 V12 Engine swap.
Forza?
Pegasz no, irl. Forza’s my bitch.
xHaZx That engine would have to be as small as a book.
Seriously though think it could be possible? Maybe if you get a more durable rear axle and a trailer to hold your beast of an engine then run the drive train through and into the rear axle..... that would be quite a lot of u joints and I know you were just joking but this has run through my head a few times before lmao
You can't swap a v12 into a peel p50 in forza horizon 4, but you can swap a moterbike engine into it
my car is left wheel drive
it used to be 4 wheel drive before the pothole decided to materialize right in front of my car
Just reach over from the passenger seat and turn off their traction control while theyre driving to find out what drive train they have
If they spin out you know its a RWD lol
Murican car guys be like:
can I get uhhhhhhhh
*b o n e l e s s s t o c k c a r*
Loll what is this even based on
@@nthgth B O N E L E S S P I Z Z A
*B O N E L E S S*
*P I Z Z A*
Yeah its almost like we dont have to mod our shit to make it decent 😂
0:34 i just noticed, it looks like you have *"PADDLES ON YOUR PADDLES!"*
It is for when dumb manufacturers put them on the wheel instead of the steering column. Jk it's just cheaper to do it this way.
Ahh YESS a cultured man. I bought them solely for that inside joke. Also they so make them easier to hit when the wheel is being turned.
Sports cars are Improving:
Sad Subaru WRX Sti noises
Sees a red supercar... oh thats a fErRaRi
Wait there people dumb enough to think a grocery getter is faster then a sports car. "HANS PASS ME THE LUGER!!!!!!"
Hahhaha
@Hans Blitzkrieg thank you now we make the master races.
Lol "I've converted my v6 mustang to a v12 twincharged XWD that does 0-60 in .4 seconds"
y’all dweebs with ur mustangs and Honda’s bruh I got a Prius, V69 swap triple x drive and does 0-60 in .0000069 secs 😎
@@gvm-yt6gs yooo das crazy
and don’t forget you MUST have a “louder than your girl last night” sticker on the back
and don’t forget: it’s NOT twin turbo, it’s BIturbo
Is anyone gonna talk about how good the graphics are in the game he’s playing
hes actually driving irl with a camera, thats not a game
@@bombaxdier1800 r/wooooosh
my favorite thing to do in my corvette 427 is drive normal, then get someone that wants to race, I shift to a higher gear then stomp on it, keeping rpm under 3k or 2k. it makes a little bit of noise, not much, but the other starts pulling on me. there is some times I still beat them in a higher gear. When they get so much ahead, I'll then downshift to 2 or 3 and the rpm goes up to 3k and the exhaust opens up and super loud, then I fly right by them like they are barely even moving.
Just smoked a Mustang GT in Special addition 2WD Chevy cruze Rs with the 1.4 TURBO!! so it gotta be fast right?
Its 2 which 2WD?
Yes absolutely
@@TecDLogic nah just 2WD
Now that's the one with the right front and left rear wheel steering correct?
Its 2 only?
RE-hey dude which transmission is in your car?
SPE-auto
RE-DCT?
SPE-no
RE-CVT?
SPE-no
RE-Torque Converter?
SPE-no
RE-AMT?
SPE-no?
RE-Then what type of transmission you have ?
SPE-Automatic...
RE-YES WHAT TYPE
SPE-ITS ALL THE SAME... YOU DONT HAVE TO SHIFT THE GEARS
"hello darkness my old friend".....
I like cars but what the fuck? That’s way more types then I’ve ever heard of.
The only invisible car lottery is where you win, you lose. Getting a lemon.
I have a 2006 Mini Cooper S and a guy in a Dodge Nitro R/T tried to race me at a stoplight. My car revved to 3,000 rpm and the supercharger started becoming more prominent so he obviously heard it and, of course, floored it. So obviously, I had to as well. Since he floored it before me, he got out in front at the beginning, but he got so pissed that I passed him at the end saying there’s no way my stock Mini Cooper beat his “Dodge R/T”.
Some told me that rear-wheel drive is like back wheel drive
I was like wtf
I mean they aren't wrong xD
R/technicallythetrue
Lol I love trolling my non car friends about the blinker fluid😂😂😂
Noodle Spaghetti ...... your a non car guy i can tell.
DevPlayz lol well you are incorrect 😂
O J that is true I don’t really watch chrisfix
Make them buy it when the time comes
Dude if they buy that you need friends with actual brains
I heard a conversation by some football players at my high school:
“yeah, I think my Jeep could beat your truck. I mean, it’ll top out at 100 eventually, but it’ll get to 60 in about 4”
My car has 400awhp, performance tyres, and I’ve shed just under 200lbs in sound deadening, wheels, propshaft, boot liner, and exhaust system to get a 0-60 in 3.8 (if I shift perfectly and risk my transmission’s safety), but I’m sure a high centre of gravity and knobbed off-road tyres on an EJ Wrangler can produce the same result. I hate cringe conversations I overhear while I’m coaching.
Lemme guess one will be "my car is faster than yours because yours is old"
People that say shit like this, shouldn’t be driving cars bro.
I once had a conversation with one of my college classmates where I found out that she didn't even know RWD existed. I later found out that her daily was an older RWD Mercury
Especially with hellcats a lot of people with crappy cars will say they passed the hellcat when they really didn’t
I hate when someone say diesel is better than gas
The fastest FWD car around the Nurburgring is now The Renault Megane RS Trophy-R
MotorBloxx Cars you mean 2wd ?
" my accords a v4"
Waiting for the day some one says"Its 2wd" me:"what side?" Him:" tHe LeFt "
Coming back to this channel a year later, looking back at the old vids. They're still awesome