Ned Woodman ROASTS Judges | All Performances | Got Talent Global

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  • Watch kid comedian Ned Woodman on Britain's Got Talent 2017 (BGT), as he roasts all the judges and hosts. Check out all his performances and the judges comments.
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  • Chicken needs 500 Subs
    Chicken needs 500 Subs Před 2 lety +10672

    Kid: _roasts judges_
    Everyone: Awwww, talent.
    Adult: _roasts judges_
    Everyone: *wait that’s illegal*

    • Norwegian Smores
      Norwegian Smores Před 13 dny +1

      i literally had the same thought. the double standard is very GROOMER PILLED

    • nes
      nes Před 15 dny +1


    • donald kinsella
      donald kinsella Před 17 dny

      what u mean its illegal im confused

    • Queen Fan
      Queen Fan Před 17 dny

      Yep 😭 ngl I’d laugh either way

    • LTAD2108
      LTAD2108 Před 18 dny

      Frfr, if a middle-aged man gets up on stage and says that first joke he’s being dragged out by security

  • Brittany Fischer
    Brittany Fischer Před 2 dny +4

    Ned had the whole audience laughing. He could be a stand up comedian when he grows up

  • • crowned corpse •
    • crowned corpse • Před rokem +1362

    Ned: Why were people so excited about that talking dog on Britain's Got Talent? Amanda Holden's been on it for years.
    Simon: **stands up and starts clapping**

    • 𝑁𝑎𝑣✌︎
      𝑁𝑎𝑣✌︎ Před 10 dny +1

      we saw the video, Einstien

    • RBMapleLeaf
      RBMapleLeaf Před 11 dny +1

      Amanda was literally left speechless.

    • Jeffrey Suen
      Jeffrey Suen Před 23 dny +1

      @MINTU MANGAT Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.

    • River Knight
      River Knight Před 10 měsíci +2

      It means he said she was a dog

    • Ali Hossain
      Ali Hossain Před 10 měsíci +2

      @MINTU MANGAT thnx lol but i figured it out a while back, but i didnt understand that joke for a long time :)

  • Not A Wild Kurt Punzalan
    Not A Wild Kurt Punzalan Před rokem +4395

    Plot twist:that wasn’t his real act,he just used that chance to roast the judges and continued it because it was funny

    • S.S
      S.S Před 22 dny

      I just liked this comment and I was the 4,000 person to like your comment

    • Lilypad_Official
      Lilypad_Official Před 23 dny

      @Old Arthur Morgan arthur? Hi

    • Cristabel Tan
      Cristabel Tan Před měsícem +1

      So what was his real talent/act

    • person
      person Před rokem +2

      @P_ikachooSonThe1st OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDD-

    • Vanessa Knowles
      Vanessa Knowles Před rokem +2

      @P_ikachooSonThe1st no its just a joke, this is his real act.

  • ian Fincher
    ian Fincher Před rokem +736

    His delivery is impeccable. Very impressive for an 8 year old (or anyone for that matter).

    • Dayne Chastant
      Dayne Chastant Před 11 dny

      "...Someone call the Yard, I just saw an eight-year-old commit multiple MURDERS in front of millions of witnesses!:"

    • The_Lazy_Goomba
      The_Lazy_Goomba Před měsícem +1

      I agree with this comment

    • A K
      A K Před 9 měsíci +17

      yup and he has damn good tone as well

  • Zoryanka Maksymiv
    Zoryanka Maksymiv Před 2 lety +7744

    Damn, the kid destroyed Amanda

  • Carlito Burrito
    Carlito Burrito Před rokem +703

    BGT Judges:
    *takes it as a joke*
    AGT Judges:

    • Mr.ManIsVeryCool
      Mr.ManIsVeryCool Před 13 dny

      I'm 1 of the rare Americans who can take jokes

    • DarlinqDalia :3
      DarlinqDalia :3 Před 14 dny

      @Alexa Gurrola I'm an American and I could take a joke it's just yeah some can't take a joke.

    • Carlito Burrito
      Carlito Burrito Před 15 dny

      @Adventurer7789 Simon would have liked it either way lmao.

    • Adventurer7789
      Adventurer7789 Před 15 dny

      Well Simon Cowell is in both so…

    • Blue_09
      Blue_09 Před 23 dny

      @Alexa Gurrola same

  • Milo van Hulst
    Milo van Hulst Před rokem +2909

    David: 'Is that you Dec?'
    Ned: *smiling* Alright, I'm going to roast the f out of them

    • Lili D
      Lili D Před 5 měsíci

      Lmao 😂

    • T-DOG Jimmy
      T-DOG Jimmy Před 10 měsíci +1


    • Ladi Maaele
      Ladi Maaele Před rokem +2


    • Junkies
      Junkies Před rokem +2

      i just noticed lol

    • Ditto
      Ditto Před rokem +5

      savagery at its best

  • imglidinhere
    imglidinhere Před 19 dny +38

    I love the courage this kid has. It takes a lot to stand on stage like that and be able to rattle off lines to a crowd, even if you're being cheered on. Props to him. :D

    • ProfessorPrel
      ProfessorPrel Před 17 dny +5

      At 8 I was too scared to Ask my parents for an ice cream, and this kid is doing this?

  • Srago
    Srago Před rokem +1040

    This is that one cousin whos roasting the hell out of you and everyone is laughing and when you say something back its offensive

    • Ruthi Mendonsa
      Ruthi Mendonsa Před rokem +5

      Ya of course we're never right

    • NickIsBlind
      NickIsBlind Před rokem +7

      It's definitely offensive when u say something back to the man of words

    • insidplayz
      insidplayz Před rokem +15


  • Eli Mendoza
    Eli Mendoza Před 2 lety +11251

    The secret son of Gordon Ramsay

  • Stay Peachy
    Stay Peachy Před 4 měsíci +84

    Someone literally hired this kid to roast the judges 💀

  • Adam Gottdenker
    Adam Gottdenker Před rokem +804

    I love when Ned hits Amanda’s button and she says I should never press my button but in Neds first performins she pressed the button

  • Monkey man
    Monkey man Před 5 dny +2

    bro hit the red buzzer instead of the golden one, savage

    • Malcolm Parker
      Malcolm Parker Před 5 dny

      Oh, that makes a lot more sense. I was wondering how hitting the red button would help him get to the next round faster. Lol.

  • Rogue Omega1U1
    Rogue Omega1U1 Před rokem +361

    “When the kid comes to class late his classmates apologize for being early”
    “When the kid fails a test, the test apologizes for putting the wrong answers”
    “When the kid buys a game, it must agree to his terms and services”

    • Tornado In A Junkyard
      Tornado In A Junkyard Před 14 dny

      He is the most interesting kid in the world.

    • WILLinsm
      WILLinsm Před 2 měsíci

      The tests: I apologize for the wrong questions, I should've done and know better.

    • rishit goel
      rishit goel Před rokem +3

      Is this Zlatans kid or wot?

    • Akarsh
      Akarsh Před rokem +1

      Same old copy paste comment from other vids

    • Hadi Fares
      Hadi Fares Před rokem +4

      He doesn’t buy the game, the game buys him.

  • Chelle & Shane
    Chelle & Shane Před 23 dny +20

    The Mexican wave joke flew over everyone’s head and the kid survived the awkward silence whilst the audience was waiting for the punchline after it already being said so amazingly

    • Big Hero
      Big Hero Před 14 dny

      It went over my head too… plz explain

  • Stel6700
    Stel6700 Před 25 dny +20

    This kid is an absolute legend 😂

  • MxlloConnect
    MxlloConnect Před měsícem +17

    What a legend. Now somebody give him a TV show

  • OddBigKing
    OddBigKing Před 10 měsíci +17

    Ned is the type of kid the teachers hate the most because of the way he’s able to just absolutely roast people.

  • Looming Life
    Looming Life Před rokem +11

    No matter how many times I watch this I can't help but laugh and giggle all the way through it😹😹

  • I C U 069
    I C U 069 Před měsícem +11

    Such a sweetie pie and hilarious. This kid has got a great future doing stand up comedy.

  • David Samms
    David Samms Před rokem +17

    "All these losers desperate to be famous, or as they're otherwise known "the judges"." Wow, just savage. lol

  • ThrasherDave14
    ThrasherDave14 Před 8 měsíci +9

    Now that's what I call comedy, couldn't stop laughing 😀😀😀

  • Eagle fang gaming
    Eagle fang gaming Před rokem +241

    David: is that dec?
    Ned: *thinks* you don’t know what you got yourself into

  • Lazycat😺
    Lazycat😺 Před 4 měsíci +7

    When he pressed the red button FOR her that was just complete genius

  • Dark Crisis
    Dark Crisis Před rokem +88

    Ned is like, “looks can be deceiving”

  • Ayşe Hanzade
    Ayşe Hanzade Před rokem +43

    The judges: *shocked *
    David:I mean he ain’t wrong-

  • WarXie
    WarXie Před 2 lety +5242

    Look at how Cutely he smiled after roasting Amanda

    • Elle Peleris
      Elle Peleris Před 4 měsíci

      I know!!!!

    • bassil lea
      bassil lea Před rokem

      @Tom Riddle no we said that he has a cute smile whats wrong with that

    • Aj
      Aj Před rokem +2

      People are crack in these comment section¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • Shofiur Rahaman
      Shofiur Rahaman Před rokem


    • NonPlayable
      NonPlayable Před rokem


  • Sameeha
    Sameeha Před rokem +28

    People say that if Simon stands up for u at the end of the performance u are a legend. He stood up within the first minute and other times as well :D

  • Kate Yates
    Kate Yates Před rokem +40

    I love when Ned was talking about his dog at the vet but he brings it to disney land anyways

  • Number1GiantsFan
    Number1GiantsFan Před rokem +40

    Kid roasting people
    Audience loving it
    The one female judge getting offended

  • Bandon 100k subs w/o vids?

    “Oh I love him already”
    Famous last words before.

  • André Svensson
    André Svensson Před 2 lety +8459

    Ned: **enters the stage**
    Judges: **Laughs at him**
    Ned: *"So you've chosen death?"*

  • ☽ grace
    ☽ grace Před rokem +4

    I love how at the start everyone was saying aww he’s so cute and then he roasts Amanda and everyone looks shocked I think they thought he was signing 😂

  • RoachGod
    RoachGod Před rokem +8

    This kid is totally going to be a comedian when he grows up, i would pay to go to every single one

  • sophia shen
    sophia shen Před rokem +7

    the only reason he pressed the red button is because he wanted to know how it feels 😂

    WONDER Před 21 dnem +4

    Bro I want to meet this boy's parents and thank them for getting together 💀

  • Karthik K
    Karthik K Před 2 lety +1182

    I just love how Simon gets up and starts clapping immediately 😂😂😂

  • Air, land_combat 2017
    Air, land_combat 2017 Před rokem +14

    Ned is hilarious. Whoever presses the red button has no soul.

  • Elle Peleris
    Elle Peleris Před 4 měsíci

    I love how the little girl in the audience said “so cute!” as if she were all-worldly-wise😂😂😂

  • Magnificent One
    Magnificent One Před rokem +3

    He killed it on stage! He should be a Roaster!

  • sophiya karki:)
    sophiya karki:) Před 18 dny +3

    Kid: roasts judges
    Everyone: Awwww, talent.
    Adult: roasts judges
    Everyone: wait that’s illegal

  • Sahithya ViKa
    Sahithya ViKa Před 2 lety +926

    "Alesha... Alesha laughing, Alesha not dancing."
    I still can't get over that one 😂

  • Alex_Playz
    Alex_Playz Před 4 měsíci +2

    I’m proud of you for this! Very informative and genuine, idk what to say but this is easily one of your best videos!

  • oDqnny
    oDqnny Před 9 měsíci +3

    the dog joke made me laugh for 1 hour LOL

  • iMAOusuc
    iMAOusuc Před 4 dny

    This is like diet Jimmy Carr

  • ツEmily
    ツEmily Před rokem +13

    8:06 he should of given it to Simon and said “protect with all your heart…if you even have one

  • ragini rathore
    ragini rathore Před rokem

    i am feel good to know that no one is offended because everyone knows that he is a kid with talent

  • Snaald
    Snaald Před rokem

    Just imagine being destroyed by an 8 year old kid😂😂

  • Istandforkingtechno
    Istandforkingtechno Před rokem +4


  • Diana Ann Suyat
    Diana Ann Suyat Před rokem +1

    Like I always say "The smarter the adults, the more smarter the kids are than them"

  • Avid Channa
    Avid Channa Před 2 lety +967

    Ned in school : roasting everyone
    Ned in got talent : roasting judges

    • Katelynn Tratch
      Katelynn Tratch Před rokem +1

      I wonder how much he roasts his friends

      DA GOOD ONES Před rokem +2


      DA GOOD ONES Před rokem +2


    • Arif
      Arif Před rokem +2


    • DR. HEIST
      DR. HEIST Před 2 lety +16

      More like roasting teachers

  • Rihap Fawalha
    Rihap Fawalha Před 11 měsíci

    I love how the kid roasted the judges😂😭

  • Salahudeen Arunkumar
    Salahudeen Arunkumar Před 6 měsíci +6

    The judges: “Please show us MERCY!”
    Ned: “Mercy? Never heard of it”

  • MayorJerry
    MayorJerry Před 4 měsíci +3

    Imagine if he originally planned to do juggling or something but the moment he got on stage and the judges laughed at him he was like 'im about to end their entire careers"

  • Heather McLoughlin
    Heather McLoughlin Před rokem +1

    Bless him when he forgot his lines 😢 probably really intimidating for a child of that age to be in such a big arena

  • ArcVex
    ArcVex Před 2 lety +1421

    Bullies: give me your lunch money!
    Ned: roast the bullies like crazy

    • EpicEdits
      EpicEdits Před 5 měsíci

      @☯︎Jordin Robinson☯︎ Guess what. This is a public comment page and i can comment my opinion if it isn’t hurtful and aggressive.

    • Đäppž
      Đäppž Před 5 měsíci

      *Gets his nose broken*

    • EpicEdits
      EpicEdits Před 6 měsíci +1

      That's not that funny.

    • Doge Gaming
      Doge Gaming Před 8 měsíci +3

      @Floatious Bullies: give me your lunch money!
      Ned: roast the bullies like crazy
      Bullies later: *nursing 360 degree burn from Ned's roasts*

    • Floatious
      Floatious Před 2 lety +12

      Bullies: give me your lunch money!
      Ned: roast the bullies like crazy
      Ned later: *nursing black eye and broken leg in hospital*

  • Stephen
    Stephen Před rokem +2

    Am I the only one who noticed that Ned is a magician
    •He made a jacket disappear
    •He also made the judges smiles disappear

  • Danyal Sudhir
    Danyal Sudhir Před 7 měsíci +1

    Damn if I ran into that kid I’d leave crying 😭

  • NikolaSmarać terzaa
    NikolaSmarać terzaa Před rokem +5

    I really love Ned's British accent

  • MattyMacVader
    MattyMacVader Před rokem +41

    Ned at 8:
    Comedian on BGT making everyone’s heads fall off with jokes
    Me at 8:
    Thinking I was a unicorn princess

    • zTw1st3dN1ghtxX
      zTw1st3dN1ghtxX Před rokem

      @Why does this exist omg I cant that’s just hilarious 😂😂 💀

    • Why does this exist
      Why does this exist Před rokem +1

      Me: trying to shove a whole donut in my mouth

  • Abdul King
    Abdul King Před 2 lety +2958

    He is going to replace Simon in future

  • CryLogic
    CryLogic Před rokem +5

    That kid is going places.

  • That guy from fortnight

    I want to be his friend

  • Caitlin Gordon
    Caitlin Gordon Před rokem +3

    How the hell does he have that level of confidence

  • RushiSushi21
    RushiSushi21 Před rokem +8

    10:23 First time I have seen the judges boo instead of the audience!

    • Aman Dalai
      Aman Dalai Před 10 měsíci

      Watch AGT Alex Hooper

  • TyrPlayz
    TyrPlayz Před rokem

    Guys, this kid is going places 😂

  • -donut-
    -donut- Před rokem +38

    “He still died” as part of his joke. Some of the audience: awwwwww

  • XcharlieX
    XcharlieX Před rokem +1

    I voted for him to win all of this. He was very funny, especially for an 8 year old.

  • Z4NE安
    Z4NE安 Před rokem +2

    I'm quite surprised that this kid could continue i would've had stage fright.

  • Gabby_IsPositive YT
    Gabby_IsPositive YT Před 2 lety +840

    Amanda: i would never press my buzzer!
    Also Amanda: *presses buzzer*

  • Brittany Fischer
    Brittany Fischer Před 2 dny +3

    Amanda pushing her buzzer is her way of laughing

  • Shizuo
    Shizuo Před měsícem +1

    Amazing kid amazing talent, so much courage, I can't do even when 40 but the act got worse each time

  • Rawad_ a
    Rawad_ a Před rokem +1

    This made me cry my head off from my laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • savvshawaii - quit signing out of acc

    Judges : how bad are you gonna roast us?
    Ned : yes

  • Hrisheka Sharma
    Hrisheka Sharma Před 2 lety +8885

    Simon saw his childhood

  • zara !!
    zara !! Před rokem +13

    ned: i’m eight years old
    the baby in the audience: *hes so cute*

  • Thomas the thermonuclear bomb

    This kid killed me on the one the talking dog one it killed me 😂

  • Pls sub to me
    Pls sub to me Před 5 měsíci

    Ned was so funny I laughed so hard

  • Imaperson
    Imaperson Před rokem


  • Kevan Aditra Prasetyo
    Kevan Aditra Prasetyo Před 7 měsíci +2

    why does kids always know how to roast adults 🤣

  • Marazatz
    Marazatz Před rokem

    Now this is actual comedy! 🤣

  • Kanha
    Kanha Před rokem +2

    That's what we call confidence

  • -donut-
    -donut- Před rokem +1

    Yo I love how when he x him out he stays strong. Respect.

  • Stacey Carey
    Stacey Carey Před 2 lety +2915

    This kid at 8: *Comedian on BGT*
    Me at 8: *seeing how many blueberries I can put in my mouth in order to make it sour*

  • IronfistJP
    IronfistJP Před 4 měsíci +3

    This kid is a legend

  • Talha_Games
    Talha_Games Před rokem +5

    5:00 was actually sad when I thought he cried... but then it changed into....🤣

  • James Wright
    James Wright Před 5 měsíci

    Nobody get away without being roasted here. Lol... Great Job Ned.

  • Gachas meme
    Gachas meme Před rokem +8

    Him at 8: a famous comedian
    Me when I was 8: playing with my plushies while teaching them things I don’t even understand😌👌🏻

  • That One Guy
    That One Guy Před 2 lety +692

    I cried, not cause of laughter, but because of how beautiful his roast are at his age.

    • Zack_ Plays
      Zack_ Plays Před 6 měsíci

      *Wipes tears
      I know man there is just so much beauty in the world you know

    • Ella Bailey
      Ella Bailey Před rokem


    • Max vloggs
      Max vloggs Před 2 lety +4


  • Courtney Oldfieldwhalley
    Courtney Oldfieldwhalley Před měsícem +1

    On the first joke Simon stood up it was so hilarious

  • Gex
    Gex Před 13 dny +2

    It's harder then it looks coming up with jokes that work, standing infront of an audience, keeping the comedic timing, not losing your place when people laugh at the wrong times, roasting without going too far- especially at that age... and it already looks pretty dang hard to do O_O Talented kid!

    • Gex
      Gex Před 17 hodinami

      @justFuries That would make sense, but it's still impressive. Even with a script I'd heavily struggle to get the delivery right/ stay confident-
      Even had a joke flop for a moment and he pulled it back- impressive kid

    • justFuries
      justFuries Před 11 dny

      Pretty sure someone from his family or his father wrote them. But who cares. Late night hosts have writers too. Still impressive to deliver it well in front of a huge audience.

  • Aayush Kar
    Aayush Kar Před 7 měsíci

    if Simon laughed, then that kid is really hilarious

  • Let’s talk girl stuff podcast

    U know it’s good when Simon laughs

  • David Aylozyan
    David Aylozyan Před 2 lety +672

    Imagine the kid roasting each judge one at a time and they all do red buzzards 😂

    • ed
      ed Před 11 dny

      They weak 😂

    • Shaun Robertson
      Shaun Robertson Před 6 měsíci

      No. Buzzers.

    • Aryan Khan
      Aryan Khan Před 2 lety

      He would reterly cry and i want that to happen

    • Michelle SecondAccount
      Michelle SecondAccount Před 2 lety +6

      @TastyPurpleJuice he was pretty good. I don't think he want the million and want to just roast them judges, they let go the best comedian ever

    • iiOreo_ trxes
      iiOreo_ trxes Před 2 lety +1

      AbdusGamer chill-

  • Spectic
    Spectic Před 8 měsíci

    EVEN SIMON REACHED. I demand him to get the Golden Buzzer

  • Emoji checker of vibes
    Emoji checker of vibes Před 7 měsíci +7

    I like how amanda's comeback was her buzzer lol

  • Madara 5
    Madara 5 Před měsícem +1

    He probably got knocked out when he ran out of insults🤣

  • BeginnerMetalSaber
    BeginnerMetalSaber Před rokem +2

    0:52 when he says “Come on Ned!” He just looks down very irritated 😂

  • Legend Of Link
    Legend Of Link Před 2 lety +4664

    People: give a funny unique performance
    Simon: *NO*
    Boy: refers Amanda to a talking dog
    Simon: standing ovation.