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The Emperor's Children were the III Legion of the twenty original Space Marine Legions, also known after their fall as the Lords of Profligacy. Their Primarch is Fulgrim. One of the nine legions that betrayed the Emperor during the Horus Heresy, they became Chaos Space Marines. They worship the Chaos god Slaanesh and are hedonistic psychopaths who live for experiences of excess. - Zábava
fun fact: youtube now marks videos with swearing "thought-out the entirety of the video" as unsuitable for monetization so we gonna have start censoring the videos. We wont use bleeps coz most people hate that, so swears will be just silenced out. We'll figure out what to do about this in further episodes.
Keep the swearing. DOUBLE DOWN! TURN THE EPISODE INTO AN AVGN EPISODE lmao
DARN IT CZcams
You don't have to worry about that unless you swear like a sailor
@@Bladecharge Lol
Don’t we tip you fat enough not censored common fam.
Emperor's children - "We have come to free you! " Civilians - " thank God the emperor's children." Emperor's children Noise marine - " FROM YOURSELVES ! " Civilians - " Oh god the emperor's Children. "
Hellsing abridged makes it's way into every fandom
If you didn't make this joke, I would have myself. Especially when it's true.
Stay gold pony boy stay gold!
RYLANOR it’s only been days but it feels like years! And you… i wanna say Logan?
Again, yeah.
Rylanor: “Hey fulgrim.”
“Yes?”
“Bitch.”
"Crack cocaine is for pussies, let's do MEN" is a quote that will live rent free in my mind for a long time
Fabius Bile being looked upon by Slaanesh herself, he in return looks back. Feels how is mind is going blank and all his organs failing and still goes: "Nope, not real, just a crazy star constellation or a weather phenomenon."
“Wow, that right there’s some crazy shit I’m seeing… or would be seeing… if it were real.
every description of Slaanesh makes me think they're the best chaos god
Makes it extra funny that he ends up pledging himself to them at the end of that story.
He is deluding himself he Fabius books were a mistake
Cope and seethe
Fun Fact: An Emperor's Children Marine's blood is made of hard narcotics.
One of their old wargear items was a double ended needle they used to paralyse a foe with the sheer amount of drugs in their system.
Side fact: The Omophagea organ allows a Noise Marine to literally experience the last moments of a foe. When they snort a line of guardsman they're doing it to experience what it feels like to be turned to dust by their own weapons.
Yep that's the empereur children for ya
Man if they’re that much of junkies imagine showing them slaanesh’s branded LSD
@@Beepers559 Those aren't drugs, those are Warp-Vision goggles.
Bile is such a hardcore atheist, Daemons feel physical pain when they are around him.
That isn't true by the end of his trilogy. Everyone loves to call him an atheist and demon-denier, but that isn't remotely true by the last half of the third book in his series.
Demon: "FEAR ME MORTAL"
Chadius Bile: "You don't exist."
Demon: _"AAARRRRGGHH!!! >fucking dies
And he is right. Chaos can be opposed even by its own servants. Bile, Abaddon, and Perturabo have all said no had had the choice stick. Logan and Big E are both correct. There is power in bowing and praying, but chaos only possess power over people if they give it over.
@@isaachaahr8691 but Bile's choice didn't stick! Have you read his last trilogy book?
Based
FUNFACT: if you glue two bases together to make your noise marines they become bass boosted noise marines
Boooooooooo! Take my like
Realistically, a noise marine will land in the middle of an absolute warzone, scream 'This silence offends slaanesh!' and proceed to make such blaringly loud noise that it's practically a nuclear warhead of sound alone.
It’s the opening riff of “Kickstart My Heart” by Mötley Crüe
Or as I like to imagine it:
SKIBBIDDIBOPMMMDADA*vine boom*
@@Ballin4Vengeance That's the guitar tuning, before they start Painkiller by Judas Priest, and turn everyone in a five mile radius into flesh paste with the pinch harmonics
Fun fact: Noise Marines are SO fucked up that Drukhari of all people are scared of them and will run away in fear.
It's more that they're the Legion directly under the control of the chaos god with a vested interest in murder-fkking their souls for all of eternity
Druhkari depravity is to keep Slaanesh at bay. They don't actually like or wanna be anywhere near Slaanesh or anything under their control
I mean i have a feeling that might also have something to do with the fact that they're, you know, _Slaaneshian._
...
This is me coping, i refuse to believe that the Drukhari of all xenos respond to the Noise Marines with "you've gone too far, we are scared now".
Especially given the fact that they pretty much literally revive corpses just so they can make people die more than once.
Well, when you make species corpses drugs, you know you are fucked
@@Volvith A noise marine under Fabius Bile command turned a Dark Eldar Kabal leader into literal red mist, he told the rest of the dark Eldar to leave, the now in charge Dark Eldar thanked the Noise marine for his infinite mercy and fucking ran away with most of the raiding party.
@@fallentitan9811 To be fair, that was Ram of the 8th, who is not your average noise marine. Dude is massive and has wraithebone implants
I'm so sad they never mention that the Emperor's Children are one of the few canon chapters that specialize in fighting underwater, a prominent example is when they invaded the Laer homeworld which is a Ocean Planet with many underwater cities deep within the abyss to the point where the EC needed to modify their drop pods to get to them
They mentioned the laer furing the fulgrim episode. U should probably put this comment there. Or not up to u.
Finally, Marine Marines.
I mean, I had no idea about this either.
Never ever have I seen or heard of an example of this..... wait, I think their wiki slightly mentions it... most of it is how many wildly differing chaos warbands have split from the emperors children liek the noise marines and wasn’t one of them those flying space marines that shoot super sonic sound that also destabilizes mental states.
@@itsyaboymarcelluswallace They mentioned the Laer. Not that the Emperor's Children were adept at underwater fighting. I personally thought they lived in flotilla.
Is the Carcharodons one of these chapters? Because if it’s not it would’ve been ironic.
1. Fabius was Frankenstein from the start, he was doing biological experiments before he was even inducted into the legion.
2. Trazyn is almost certainly responsible for the disappearance of that geneseed ship.
Hehehehehehehe
That would explain his thousands of intact samples he traded for the Fulgrim clone
I would argue that he isn't Frankenstein. Frankenstein created life one time and immediately regretted it. Fabius just kept doing it.
@@brokensilence3268 GW literally made him discount Frankenstein, but with more genius and far less ethics.
@@blockwithaglock96said by everybody ever but he just comes back again
That wasn't a Demon
Bile stared into SLAANESH and said that Slaanesh didn't exist.
I'm sure that is loved every minute of as excess of disbelief is still excess.
'Is this it?' he said. 'You sought to draw me here to kill me?'
Rylanor triggered his assault cannon, but - fast as quicksilver - Fulgrim caught it and crushed it before it could fire.
'No, I don't think so,' said the primarch, effortlessly ripping the arm from the Dreadnought's body. Sparks flew from the ruptured limb and Fulgrim gave the weapon a dismissive glance before tossing it aside.
'You betrayed us,' bellowed Rylanor. 'Your sons! You led us here to die. There is no forgiveness for that. None! You must die by my hand! The Emperor's justice will fall upon you. Not even Fulgrim the Illuminator can escape the Life Eater.'
'You wish me dead?' he said, scathing pity dripping from every syllable. 'Why? Because you think I betrayed you? The Legion? Oh, Rylanor, your thoughts are so narrow. If you could only see us now, how beautiful we have become. We shine so brightly, each of us a brilliant sun.'
Fulgrim reached down, sliding his bare hand inside a rent torn in the Dreadnought's armour. He smiled, closing his eyes and letting his tongue slip across his lips as he pushed deeper inside.
'Ah, there you are!' said Fulgrim, as Rylanor's vox-caster grated in fury. 'Wet and wriggling. I can feel your panic. It's delicious!'
Rylanor's power fist swung around, bathed in fire. It struck Fulgrim on the shoulder, but Akhtar's psychic force was not simply confined to the Life Eater's detonation. Fulgrim laughed off the sluggish attack and one of his lower arms drew a glittering sword of alien origin. The blade a sliced in a cruelly precise arc, cutting through the fibre-bundle motivators and servos.
Rylanor's arm fell limp at his side.
Vistario watched the viral fire spread over the Dreadnought's carapace, slipping inside his buckled plates of armour. Rylanor did not care whether he lived or died, only that Fulgrim went with him.
'Do. Not. Do. This!' barked the Dreadnought.
'Why not? I am your master - I can do whatever I like. I can crush you or I can raise you up. Return to the Legion. Accept the gifts of the Dark Prince, and you will walk at my side, clad once again in flesh. You can be anything, old friend! I will sculpt you into something beautiful - a god to these mortals!'
'Never! All we have left between us is that we will die together!' roared the Dreadnought, the upper portion of his carapace burning with blue flames. 'I am Rylanor of the Emperor's Children, Ancient of Rites, Venerable of the Palatine Host, and proud servant of the Emperor of Mankind, Beloved by all! I reject you now and always!'
Fulgrim laughed and said, 'I'm sorry, did it sound like I was offering you a choice?'
The primarch wrenched his hand from Rylanor's sarcophagus, dragging a sopping mass of fluid and matter with him. Glutinous ropes dripped from his fingers; he was like a midwife holding a mewling newborn. Ruptured cables spilled amniotic fluid so stagnant it must surely have been poisoning Rylanor with every passing second.
'I will remake you, brother,' said Fulgrim. 'You will be my crowning achievement.'
Though his body was little more than rags of wet meat, Vistario sensed Rylanor's horror at the last violation. An inescapable destiny where he would become what he hated most.
+What do we do?+
The question was Murshid's and the connection between the Thousand Sons was so strong that Athanaean's perception for emotion spread to all three of them.
Vistario felt Fulgrim's infinite malice, his cruel enjoyment of Rylanor's anguish and the helplessness of the Thousand Sons. The primarch of the Emperor's Children revelled in his overwhelming pride, a trait Magnus had more than once told Vistario had been present long before his fall.
But more than anything, stronger even than Fulgrim's spite, Vistario felt Rylanor's pride and honour, the unbending core of greatness that had set him against his brothers and had seen him descend into obsessive madness beneath the surface of a dead world.
Vistario took the measure of Fulgrim, seeing nothing worthy in him.
His warriors felt the moment his decision was made.
+Primarch Fulgrim!+ sent Vistario. +Rylanor deserves better than you.+
The primarch looked up, his once bright eyes now black and filled with the darkest poison.
+He deserves better than all of us.+
He raised his bolter and fired a mass-reactive into the back of Akhtar's skull. The Raptora's head exploded and with his death, the psychic force holding back the warhead's detonation ended.
Vistario saw fire.
And once more, all life burned.
I'm ready, depression...
That "i reject you now and always" hits so hard...
The ultimate reason Rylanor is such a badass is not because he stood up to his primarch. He is a badass because he impressed _Chaos Marines_ enough that they would commit suicide just to spite his primarch for him.
Paraphrased
Rylanor: Psst ... Fulgrim, psst.
Fulgrim, leaning in: Yes??
Rylanor: Bitch.
BBBOOOOOOMMM!
Amidst the desolate soil….
We heard the repeating cries of a fragment of metal
Guard: Oh sweet, space marines!
Space marines: *purple gold and with weird ass tentacles*
Guard: oh shit, *those* space marines!
Knock knock, it's the Slaanesh Patrol!
What REALLY happened to the missing geneseed; Trazyn took it. Read Fabius Bile: Clonelord. So the Necrons caused the near-extinction of the III Legion, not Chaos. Hopefully this was helpful!
Trazyn just doin' a little trolling
I'm halfway convinced Trazyn has one of the two lost primarchs in his gallery.
I have nothing to back this up, but it's fucking Trazyn. ...
_I'm probably right._
@@Volvith i mean if i remember he has a helmet or armor of one of the lost legions
@@connermulders6394 yeah it's in the hammer and bolter episode near the end, along with a thunder warrior in the background
SHUTSHUTSHUTSHUTSHUTSHUTSHUTSHUT
Dont forget the third reason why they had to keep fighting and living up to these impossible expectations
It wasnt just pride, it was survival. God forbid the Emperor sees how small they are and how little they contribute and go "we dont need you anymore" and erase the legion
Hell it happened to the 2nd and 11th, whats to stop it from happening to the 3rd
Well...lore suggest that those particular legions might have been absorbsed to other legions.
@woaddragon to the best that's we know, something happened to the primarchs. The very knowledge of their existence was actively harmful to know (a cognitohazard) but some of their legion was still fine. This is why the imperial fists got so big, as a large chunk of their members were from the lost legions.
@@valeon7303 nice SCP reference, also source?
@@vze1ruuhThere’s not really a single source on anything regarding the Lost Primarchs, but two marines discuss in the novel The First Heretic that the Ultramarines swelled in size around the time the lost legions were purged.
@vze1ruuh I'm forgetting the publication, but there was a training manual that had part of another page printed on it as a "misprint". Most of the text was gone but it mentioned something about "neurovores" and a lost space marine legion.
It's hardly proof, but it would explain why the other primarchs were not removed from all records like 2 and 11. Warp entities or corrupted xenos that could weaponize thought and data is very much a thing that could happen in 40k
Lucius looks the way he does because he lost a duel against Loken. Loken cut Lucius' face and everytime he looked into a mirror he saw his imperfection and would cut his face more. As he ascended in Slannesh's favor, he cut himself more until we have the horrid scarred visage we see on the model.
The World Eaters turning point was when they all took the nails.
Yes but, it wasn’t a cut. Loken broke his nose, twisting it forever to one side. Then, when a remembrancer already corrupted and self harming herself had a chat with Lucius, he started doing it too. It was for many things, but also for how many people he killed as he tells Saul Tarvitz that he put a particular scar on his face just for him.
@@lukestacey9018 Thank you for the correction. I read Fulgrim years ago and couldn't remember the exact details.
IIRC from the Fabius Bile Trilogy, the missing geneseed sent to Luna actually ends up in the hands of Trazyn, who later swaps it for the perfect Fulgrim clone.
Fun fact, the missing gene seed was stolen by Trazyn and later Fabius traded his Fulgrim clone for it
If you're trying to think of "no going back" "turning points" for each of the four God-aligned traitor legions, I agree with the Maraviglia and Typhus stranding his ship in the Garden of Nurgle, but the Burning of Prospero and Kharn's Betrayal absolutely do NOT work there.
I'd say the Thousand Sons' main turning point would either be when Magnus made a deal with Tzeentch to try to stop his Marines mutating, or more likely Ahriman's rite of Rubrication.
As for the World Eaters, it'd probably be as soon as they got Angron to stop killing them and took the Butcher's Nails.
*These* are the points that chaos corruption took deep, physical hold of the legions. The Burning of Prospero was just a significant *motivation* for the Thousand Sons turning, and Kharn's Betrayal is a character moment just for *him*, not his legion.
Khârn broke the legion, but Angron made it brittle.
For Worldeaters it was absolutely the replication of the butchers nails.
You can't really pinpoint one thing for the Thousands Sons. It was a Thousand small steps, decisions and mistakes.
The World Eaters were doomed, when the majority of the Legion chose the nails in a bit for fatherly love.
The Death Guard is definitely Typhus's doing.
I'd almost say for the Emperor's Children they were damned by what happened in the Laer War, the Margavaliar was when the corruption exploded in horrifying glory.
@@lordfrostwind3151 That's a good point. It's not entirely clear what we're trying to identify, but that's certainly one of them.
The traitors threw Lucius down on Istvaan III because they didn’t think he would betray Saul Tarvitz and Eidelon kinda just hated his guts. Thought he was an upstart little shit. Even when Lucius offered to open the back door and allow Eidelon free access to the surviving loyalist defenders, Eidelon was like “Fuuuuuck, I thought I wouldn’t have to deal with this twerp anymore.”
Yeah and he didnt really just pick up a traitors helmet and turn sides. He killed a well decorated traitor leader and stole his helmet to taunt eidolon about his victory. When he didnt leave the helmet and kept speaking with eidolon he was persuaded because it was futile to resist and betrayal was his only chance to get out alive.
This part made me sad
@@huffabubba7041 That was Chaplain Charmosian I believe, as in the head of the Chaplaincy for the third legion.
I would bet Eidolon sent him so that Lucius would hopefully die and he didn't cared about him betraying Saul Tarvitz. 😅
Fact check: Eidalon dies, but then is brought back to life later.
Diagnosis: Bricky Skill issue.
To be fair, they mention at the end that Eidolon gets his head sewn back on
Interesting fact: in its later years just before the Heresy, the Emperor’s Children began to stray away from recruiting exclusively from nobles. An example is Egil Galerius, a Palatine Blade who chilled with the World Eaters for a while after the Siege of Terra. He describes himself as the “13th son of a stim-dependent, low-hab prostitute” who made his first kill at 9. Apparently, he’s not the only one either.
Even their recruitment started to have perfection slip from its grasp.
The Chemos EC weren't noble born either; but they did need to get their numbers up so...
What I miss in this episode is that on the Istvann III massacre is that A loyalist Emperor's Children captain named Saul Travits was the main cause of the defence of the loyalist side. What is more is that he was still on the traitor's flagship to figure out the virusbombing of Istvann III and went down to planet side to warn the others. It might not be talked about because the Istvann III massacre was already talked about in earlier episodes, but it is still important as this was likely one of the reasons that enough loyalists survived for Malcadore to create the Grey knights.
Fans of this channel knows, we are prepared to hear tons of 'Jeeesus', "Really?" and 'Oh noooo' from DK while Brickly tries to explain the lore like a past pass from Disneyland and Shy just wanting to simply convert both DK and Brickly into servitor just because.
And "just a little guy"
you could completely replace DK with a soundboard
@null akjg thats unfair.
@@nullakjg767thought this for a while, he can only ever parrot Bricky or overuse the same phrase, don’t really add much to the conversation
@@daddyyu-gi-oh4330 Yeah idk if they split the money evenly, but they really shouldnt considering how much more the brickster is doing compared to shy and dk. Shy who is basically just an editor and has no presence during the show, and dk who is a cohost but has the smallest possible presence you can while manning a second microphone. In fact im not sure its fair to call DK a cohost because hes not hosting either. Hes more like a guest on brickys warhammer hour, featuring editing by shy.
Fabius Bile calls the daemons he encounters "figments" if I remember correctly, he knows that they exist but he doesn't consider them living beings, just mere shadows of our minds, figments of our imagination reflected in the warp. He is not wrong, and if that was a widespread idea back during 30k it would probably be better than the whole "warp is just white noise, don't worry about it" the Imperium had going on.
*life goal is to become the E-girl who was the final corruptor of the emperors children*
“Emperor’s Children, what beautiful music they make.”
Was… was that a Dracula reference?
Yes.
The children of the night. What beautiful music they make.
Words cannot describe how badly I want a poster of the Sans Marines snorting a line of human.
I second that
The World Eater's Turning point was just meeting Angron
Ugh dude, my body quivered a bit when DK mentioned the Dancer of The Boreal Valley. There's that one boss in every Souls game for every player that isn't considered hard by the community as a whole, but just whoops up on the player and she is most certainly mine. I have to mentally prepare myself for that fight.
I always fight her at level 15-25 so she is inordinately difficult in my mind
My route is start --> vordt --> dancer so she's still hard for me, especially because I usually do the 10-push up challenge whenever I play dark souls
I hate dancer
Have you tried black fire orb against her? It melts her health bar in seconds.
Dancer is a low level high difficulty boss and a rather fair fight at higher levels still. I wouldn’t be ashamed of getting railed by the dancer.
Mine is the persurer from ds2 near the start when you run into him he whoops ass
I think iron warriors will always be my favorite but the idea that a space marine legion turned to the ruinous powers through the most legendary rock concert of all time that would give them the most unique weapons of any legion is… hard to beat
I just realised Guilliman had his throat slit with a poison weapon, just like his adoptive father on Macragge.
I thought Konor got shot.
I'd have loved to see Thrawn from Star Wars look at an Emperor's Children ship, covered in art and artistry and see what he'd learn from their tactics just from that.
Would be an awesome cross-over 👀
Four words: "They're trouble. We're leaving."
Fabius Bile
Gazed upon Sla'anesh themself, and with sheer force of will, refused to acknowledge their existence.
The giga-est of chads
With the weight of Slaanesh’s gaze literally shutting down his organs around him.
Slaanesh keeps Fabius around because he is still an asset.
@@Bellephus but if he doesn't believe in the Lord of Perversion, can they actually affect him?
That or the absolute king of Fedora wearing atheists
@@StewartMillarTheManCave that's Peter "God is Cringe" Turbo
31:25 He had a perfect beautiful smug face which he was disgustingly proud of, but then got his nose broken in a duel and it never set or healed properly despite astartes physiology and medicae tech and the single mar to his lovely visage; a permanent reminder of his failure as a duelist drove him low key insane and as he walked further down the path of Slaanesh he started letting opponents cut him up to show off his skills or just did it to himself for the sensation
Don't know if anyone already mentioned this but eidolon is currently in control of a third of what's left of the legion
He's getting the boys back together.
Lord Commander Primus. Leader of the Phoenix conclave. Allied to the Warmaster. Eidolon.
So is he loyalist
@@darklombax2580 absolutely not. Eidolon was one of the first marines to turn to chaos. He is major heretical warlord.
@@Kristian.B.Kristiansen dang it just without you can get a major plot point of a traitor and becoming loyalist again
Fun fact: "La Fenice" [pronunciation: lah feh-nee-che] is the name of the world famous theater located in Venice, Italy, and is one of the world's most beautiful theaters.
Also "Meraviglia" [pronounced like quesadilla, btw] means "beautiful thing"
Lore: Europa is Europe
Bricky: THE MOOOOOOON
Europa is also a moon of Jupiter.
Europa is one of Jupiter's moons, and is actually really fucking interesting compared to other parts of our solar system due to it having a massive ocean under its icy surface. In fact, that ocean has a relatively high chance of currently sustaining life compared to other places like Mars.
If they had done a terran unification wars episode first, it might have been more obvious after encountering region names like Franc, Merica, and the Yndonesic Bloc.
Kinda wish they talked a bit about Saul Tarvits and some of the Loyalist, his discovery of Fulgrims treachery and then him leading the resistance with Garviel Loken was a cool bit of lore
I'm hoping that they get covered or touched on in the Rylanor episode. The big part would be his last stand, but he and the many other loyalisft had a lot of cool moments in Istvaan.
Eidelon is still kicking, Fabius reattached his head and was eventually brought back to full strength. in the 40k Era it's rumoured he's trying to bring back the legion to it's former glory.
Good for him
Wait, I always thought Fabius Bile was a Traitor like the rest, especially given that the clone of Horus that he created was the Champion of Chaos Undivided and not the beloved Lupercal of the Imperium.
Speaking of, I hold to my belief that the clone Horus was just the same as the original, but Abbadon had grown so much stronger by then that he was on par with any of the original Primarchs, including his gene father
So hype for the Maraviglia. One of the most nuts scenes I've read in 40k so far
I love that you can have a Dark Apostle play it on the table top.
@@Fifthmiracle Oh that's really cool! I have yet to get into the tabletop.
I only really discovered 40k about 2 or 3 months ago, and I've already bought every half-decent PC game and have gone through 11 audiobooks XD idk if my bank account could support me getting into the minis, though I think it's gonna happen very soon.
You know, since Space Marines can gain memories/knowledge/information from consuming brains... It isn't TOO far-fetched that doing lines of HUMAN could be one hell of a wild narcotic for them.
Also it was the Eldar god Cheggorac thought it would be funny to switch the trajectory of the gestation capsules of Fulgrim and the Kahn. The Phonecian was never meant to crash on Chemos and fall to chaos but hey, wouldn’t this be a laugh. See how things turn out for some lols
Also Slaanesh has a weird interest in Jaghati Khan and Cheg swapped the pods partly to screw Slaanesh's plans
Honestly shocked that Bricky didn't bring up what EC like to do to Eldar. Just read the Fabulous Bill trilogy, its really good.
Edit: Hated my English
You could say the demon summoning musical was the final crescendo of the emperors children
I'm glad that there will be an episode on Fabius Bile, he's quite possibly my favorite traitor Astartes, he not only pushes past codes of ethics constantly like they're the mewling of OSHA, but also constantly negotiates himself into positions where he is too useful to kill. This man is the embodiment of The Medic from TF2.
Fabius: *describes some unholy atrocity of science* "Anyway, that's how I lost my medical license."
14:59 I don't want to actually you Bricky, but it wasn't Tzeentch that did that it was Trayzn The Infinite who stole it, and later gave it back to Fabius Bile in return for Clone Fulgrim. The blight though I'm not so sure.
I would gladly recommend Fabius Bile: Manflayer, it is a book that shows what Biles been up to in the last few millenia, his interactions with with the emperors children both past and present and other scientists and outcasts from the chaos legions.
Clonelord also has a fantastic amount of politics within the post-heresy Emperor's Children.
Now I'm just imagining Bile on some sort of annual convention with other chaos scientists discussing best ways to mutate people or something like that.
@@Rodion9920 He actually has a little secret base and has a sort of collective of specialists and scientists from various walks of life, most of them being space marines and from conversations early in the book he seems to have a postive working relationship with most of them. He even has a word bearer hanging out who runs a sort of demonic petshop where the other scientists and bile can come and get deamons and/or raw warp material.
Lucias started to cut his face after gravel locan broke his "perfect" nose in a sparing match
“what was the World Eaters turning point?”
Finding Angron
PRAISE RYLANOR. BLEW HIMSELF UP TO MAKE FULGRIM INTO SADGRIM
if you didn't know, I love Rylanor
I'm a little bit sadge that the boys didn't talk about the Gigachad Saul Tarvitz, but hopefully he's being saved for a "Loyalists from Traitor Legions" episode, which would be totally understandable
LMAO, imagine creating the greatest performance ever, and you don't even get to become a demon.
Price of thottery
"It was the weirdest, most ridiculous thing EVER!"
Pre-fall eldar: "Meh, it's pretty vanilla..."
Tonite on Ridiculous Gear: Bricky meets with Fabius Bile where Fabius Bile violates natural law to extend Bricky's fleshy and bulbous Forehead with geneseed to turn Bricky's spacious skull into the very first Brickyculaba. DK get's baptized by Lucius The Eternal in the communal nut jar that used to be Rylanor's dreadnought body, Kirioth joins the noise marines to come up with a tasty mama jam that's enough to destroy Lucius for being such a crap character and Shy teams up with Tedd to make art that's so lewd and disruptive to the human psyche that one mere description can dehydrate a human in ten seconds.
the most chaotic one ive read yet, but damn fine nonetheless haha
One sentence heritic. Less is more
@@Rebelphantum I'm glad you enjoyed it
@KarSoban It's like the soggy biscuit game only with space marines
@@electricangel4488 lol never
Imagine a story featuring the Emperor's Children or some Slaaneshi adjacent group written by Clive Barker
We don't have to their is a Slaaneshi Marine Warband that are basically cenobites; that take worship of the flesh to the next level. The name escapes me now but they were introduced in the 8th edition CSM codex.
@@Fifthmiracle but is it written by Clive Barker
@@Fifthmiracle was that the one that captures servitors and tech adepts and replaces all their mechanical parts with random flesh bitz just for the lolz?
Best part about this episode is that it got me to watch The Fesh Pince of Blair again
Flesh Prince of Bile-air
@@DudiTheGreat The license plate said FLESH and there were eyes in the mirror.
Every time I hear about the formation of the noise marines, it always makes me think of the song Symphony of Destruction by Megadeth.
Excellent, musical taste.
And soon after that, Lucius became “The Eternal” also known as: the Slaaneshi daemon of tongue punching your box.
Just wait till the Bird Boys, and we teach DK how Sharrowkyn bodied Luscious twice and wasnt cursed
Can’t wait for the Raven Guard episodes.
There's no pride to be felt in putting down a wild animal.
The Emperor's Children's gene seed was actually stolen by Trazyn who later gave it to Fabius for the Fulgrim clone
When the King in Yellow tries to perform the Aria from 5th Element
I don’t think it is possible to understate the madness of the Maraviglia . If you are looking for a mental visual for the Maraviglia, think of the first bar scene in the film From Dusk Till Dawn when the vampires suddenly turn on the bar patrons and people are getting torn apart, the demon/vampire band is suddenly decorating their instruments made out of human body parts, etc. Keep all the violence and then add a bunch of bar patrols having sex while all that violence going on. The Maraviglia is every taboo fantasy and urge turned up to 110% and turned loose. For a lot of folks, sex and violence make up their taboos and it shows in that scene. Really goes a long way to show how terrible the Chaos powers are in this story and what they can push otherwise civil people to do.
''perfection isnt a state of being, it is a state of striving'' basically sums up the emperors children before they started falling, the good side of the legion tahts just ignored in this and most videos
I would like to think a Certain necron took the gene seed and then later traded it back
Blight and ship full of gene-seed disappearing theory: This is of course left up to the air so they don't ever have to fill in the blanks, but I doubt it was chaos directly. It was most likely the Eldar, who often look very far ahead into the future, and can see things that will happen many years off. Emperor's Children are one of the biggest servants of slannesh.
"did you know fabius bile thinks the chaos gods aren't actually gods?"
"..... I mean.....he's right 🤷♀️"
Eidolon is likely not dead. He was rumoured to be present in the Shattering after all. A lot of the first to fall to Chaos in their respective legions earned a lot of favour of the Gods, and have been granted a lot of respawns for it. He's not exactly Lucius in the sense that Slaanesh will literally tell their own rules to go fuck themselves to bring him back, but he's pretty up there.
World eaters turning point was when Angron was found by the Emperor
Wasn’t the ship full of gene seed that was lost, actually taken by trazyn and then later traded back to Bile for the clone of Fulgrim
Emperor's Children were my favorite faction and the HH book "Fulgrim" was my favorite in all the series. Just to see a pristine faction in the Imperium just fall from grace so brutally to their idea of "Perfection" made me read "Fulgrim" in a couple days. And I was as literate as Rogal Dorn back then.
La Fenice is actually the name of the opera house of Venice and it looks stunning.
A quote from Fesh Pince of Blair? A man of culture I see!
Saul Tarvitz better get some love next time! The greatest marine in the Emperor's Children!
I really liked the way the book ramps up to the stage show and how everything just gets stranger and stranger and more excessive until it all culminates in that crazy concert that turns into a slaughter orgy/demon summoning ritual.
Today on Adeptus Ridiculous: *_I am still being pissed that Bricky never mentioned Saul Tarvitz by name._* B/
All I can see now is the *Megamind* meme.
*Fulgrim: "No Gene-Seed"?*
Finally, the legion I play, the ones I played since I started, my favorite faction! my boys!
*after listening to the episode*
*Staring at you with suspicious eyes...*
@@jean-philippehaufroid6425 oh come on! They’re awesome! (In the worst way possible… 😅)
Man Emps children players have gotta feel a left out seeing World Eaters get a new codex and models
Fingers crossed y'all get your big ass tiddy prince and some rule updates
@@teejay1646 I just want some sonic weapons man 😭
Nothing about Saul Tarvitz? Shame on you Bricky! =) I hope my boy gets at least a name drop next week.
thats prob gunna happen next episode with rylanor as well
"More than once I have
questioned the Emperor's
wisdom in bestowing his gifts
upon but one half of the human
race. For in man, as in all beasts,
the female is the deadlier of the
species." - Fabius Bile
(have not watched the full video yet so if idk if this is in here it’s just one of my favorite quotes in warhammer in general)
I find it funny that he goes through this whole speech about how great him and his creations are compared to the emperor and immediately after a legionary points out how they almost botched the entire mission
@@jamesmacken9501 true it is funny
The best was the concert that spawned demons corrupting everyone causing orgy of murder rape and utter maddness.that is the most insane thing in 40k.they were all in a trance as demoets were possessing the marins and they even killed the band and they picked up the instruments to play.its absolute insanity
The emperor's children now seek to make the ultimate smoothy made of people, the drop site massacre was just the beginning!
Glad Fabius bile will be getting his own episode easily one of my favorite characters hope y’all do his trilogy for book club one day
I would love a video for Cawl and Bile. They have plenty of lore and are amazing
Week 2 of getting one week closer to RYALNOR THE ANCIENT CHAD OF RITES
The massive nut jar
@@IdioticSynergy LEAVE HIM ALONE
rylanor was cringe and died like a bitch
@@Jormyyy never lmao. In all honestly, I'm looking forward to the episode
My man Saul Tarvitz really just got referred to as “this other captain”
I suppose that’s kinda the point of his character, ignored and disregarded until he is truly needed, but damn. Hopefully he gets a bit more in the Rylanor episode.
The worldeaters fall is when they got their failure of a father Angron. They sadly believe that they had to prove themselves to him they were worthy of him, when in reality, Angron had to be the one to prove himself for the of his sons.
Lucius grew up on Chemos I think. His scars are self inflicted after Loken broke his nose by punching him in the face. Eidolon gets his head chopped off. He comes right back. Is not dead.
the reason also why Bile was so extreme is due to that blight that infected the EC geneseed, which basically gave them all supercanceraids
so he wants to create the "next step" partially to fix the EC (and also to save himself, but he's cloned himself a bunch of times already)
When I think of Slaneesh and Drukhari in 40K I think of Hellraiser but a legion of them.
Yeah if GW were able to secure the rights to Hellraiser I think they would literally just import the lore wholesale and make the Cennobites Slaaneshi demons
So I have a question if the emperors children love sensation. Can the imperium develop develop like a chemical or nerve agent that just makes them feel numb, like it doesn’t kill them it just messes with them
They did but then the sound marines just start playing linkin park.
@@nullakjg767 Holy shit man. You killed literally killed me with that. Exterminatus is a childs play to this comment.
Satan, You're up early
They wouldn't need to, not using Ambrosia for a long enough time messes with them
You can be certain that there are Inquistors that have specialized gear like that.
That quote from Malcador the Hero hits with a sense of sadness, regret, as if to accept some culpability for not having intervened.
My takes from this:
Sometimes you gotta just let good songs play on repeat
The horniest of the horny were hand picked JUST to write this lore
So the Emperor's Children are a 10,000 year-long aristocrats joke.
New head-canon: Fulgrim has the voice of Gilbert Gottfried.
@@bobdeio3227 No!
The backstory of Lucius' face is fully explained in the heresy into trilogy
11:04 was that a Fesh Pince reference I heard their Bricky? My man has culture.
And so... next time...
"Amist the desolate soil, we heard the repeating cries of a fragment of metal..."
Some more Details for the interesting ones about what happened after the siege with the Legion.
At some point at the end of the Great Scouring Fulgrim united Emperors Children to set up a trap at Thessala in Ultramar system where he stabbed Gorrilaman, that we all know. Fulgrim after that went to a hidden world in the Eye of Terror that has a gate to palace of Slaanesh, and he uses the world to recreat his former homeworld, Chemos, and redo his entire life from the crash to Emperor's arrival, trying to reach a perfect outcome, but usually something goes wrong, so he kills entire population of the planet, sends someone to capture more people and basically was redoing this for the past 10k years until he tried to kill Guiliman again and we don't know what he is up to now as of Indominus Crusade time.
Meanwhile Emperor Children went to Skalathrax where they build a base in old Eldar city, and Kharn of World Eaters decided to attack them in order to unite the World Eaters, what resulted in a huge battle that was stopped because of extreme temperatures, what enraged Kharn who set fire to World Eaters camp, and resulted in both legions shattering into small warbands.
After that Fabius Bile declared himself Lieutenant Commander and tried to unite Emperor's Children at Harmony, unitl Abaddon came and Bile went to focus on his New Men project, where he basically makes eldar human hybrids he considers to be perfect version of humanity that will one day took over the galaxy. Unforchunately he messed up with Drukhari who messed him up, actually killed him, but he became Pater Mutatis and with some Slaaneshy help he is now basically a living minor warp god.
During all this, shortly after the Harmony, Eidolon went back to Harmony where he created a special elite club for former officers of Emperor Children legion called Phaenix Conclave and is secretly cooperating with Abaddon in exchange of, well, not being destroyed. At some point Eidolon found Trazyn the Infinite searching for cool stuff on Harmony, and made a deal with our favorite Necron after a fight that Trazyn will give Eidolon missing geneseed tithe, 18k samples more or less, in exchange for Fabius Bile. This didn't work obviously, and Fabius double crossed Eidolon by giving Trazyn clone of Fulgrim and getting the gene tithe for himself.
After that, as said before, shortly after the Fall of Cadia Fulgrim got majority of Emperor Children to attack Guiliman after his ressurection and nobody really knows what they are up to now in Indominus Crusade times except Fabius who got a premium order to create Chaos Primaris Marines, for Abaddon and started a War of Spider, conflict where he raided imperial planets, kidnapping human, space marines, primaris marines, few sisters of battle and even a custodian.