You mind telling me what you're doing on that wall?

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songs used: Halo 3 - Theme, Halo 2 Anniversary - Theme Scorpion Mix
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[@data4385]

"Master Chief, Why is this page not loading?"
"Sir, ver not found."

[@LucasRomeroDiBenedetto]

Hahahhajaja

[@IofSheikah]

I was like 401, y’all better not let it past 404

[@dinosharttt]

Don’t let it go past

[@dinosharttt]

“404”

[@Fenrigalo]

@@IofSheikah it was at a 500
Now i made it a 501

[@elitedestroyer0083]

This is the only security camera capable of recording above 144p.

[@SnowEspeon]

you’re right, it records at 343p

[@5446isnotmynumber]

@@SnowEspeon 117

[@redusto4505]

It does at 720p

[@InkKidGaming]

Easily 4K, possibly 8K

[@smoldoggy1005]

117k

[@yottabyte28]

“Master Chief, what are you doing on that computer?”
“Sir, fing the web.”

[@HANAKINskywoker]

Or "sir, thing the web"

[@Vybez-Music]

@@HANAKINskywoker that's exactly what he said

[@Raxivityy]

@@Vybez-Music no he said fing

[@Emerald_Hermit]

Are you guys not getting it? He said "Sir, fing the web" like surfing the web?

[@AussieBall_Animations]

@@Emerald_Hermit IKR!

[@CertMediocre]

The best iteration of this meme yet. Blankie mode is a close second.

[@g1sunstreaker584]

what about I Frew Up?

[@sand5474]

That and the slurpy one are the best IMO

[@glitchedoom]

Drinkee my Slurpee

[@masonschmid2329]

But sir, drinkie my slurpie

[@g1sunstreaker584]

@@berorrim I did not know this and it's hilarious

[@MrSinfold]

this channel is basically an obscure method of telling dad jokes in a funny voice

[@GianniMatragrano]

Yes

[@benjamin17]

@@GianniMatragrano هاها كلمة عربية مضحكة

[@mcvoid7052]

@@benjamin17 absolutely horrifying

[@local_stranger]

@@benjamin17 translation: ha ha arabic language funny

[@randomserb761]

@@local_stranger
Haha funny Arabic word*

[@LaziestPotato]

"Master Chief, mind telling me what you're doing in that fancy meal?"
"Sir, loin steak"

[@East_Coast_Toasty_Boy]

​@@formersamonellaclone
🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jordanalexander615]

Lol 😂

[@codytate1469]

“Chief? Mind telling me what you’re doing on that wall?”
Sir, veillance.

[@qbwkp]

Better than the one in the video haha

[@zachmacklin1290]

Underrated comment

[@peacekeeper9919]

My god

[@Cheesy_33]

Great comment, Cody!

[@codytate1469]

@@Cheesy_33 Thanks Cody!

[@HIMADESU223]

“Chief, mind telling me what steak you prefer?”
“Sir, Loin”

[@Potatoman0852]

I litterally thought of the same thing

[@phantasyryder]

Porterhouse

[@EmeraldBat67]

"Master chief? You mind telling me what you're doing in that mall?"
"Sir, curity breach"

[@WoxyProxy]

@@EmeraldBat67 fnaf reference 100

[@MikuTM01]

@@WoxyProxy 1000000000000000000% FNAF Security Breach Reference

[@someguy7909]

"Master Chief, you mind telling me why you're wearing clown makeup?"
"Sir, cus."

[@OPTIMUMELITE]

"Sir ,I'm trying to catch clussy".

[@Mr.Joe_Daddy]

@@OPTIMUMELITE you ruined it

[@FartSticksXDlol]

@@OPTIMUMELITE you just had to fuck up

[@NectarIsReal]

@@OPTIMUMELITE leave and never come back

[@kevCjm6dhhihiujkbbhjhvcfyhuiij]

@@OPTIMUMELITE "Wort! Wort! Wort!"

[@Dexter037S4]

He turned himself into a security camera
funniest shit i've ever seen.

[@Heathcliff_LCB]

Yeah and this sciencetist turn himself into a pickel and blew up

[@polboy787]

Curity camera

[@w232mate]

oh my god 420 likes let me change that

[@w232mate]

heh. no longer nice

[@polboy787]

@@w232mate how about we make your comment have 69 likes

[@necro5430]

“Chief? Mind telling me what you’re going as a Fan?”
“Sir. Culation.”

[@Fosi94]

HAHA

[@Rudxain]

*Renai has entered the chat*

[@XPertAng]

Sir, wind

[@dorian4191]

Funni

[@forcetimer71]

Good one

[@agentboi4794]

"Master Chief do you mind telling me what you're doing in my math class."
"Sir, cumference."

[@cherrypie8278]

nice

[@AJ-Palermo]

That's a good one lmao

[@PigeonVR646]

Sir,
cumfrence

[@Shockwave-uu8uu]

Sir, face area
Yes I know, that wasn’t that good…

[@spooderman6312]

He's doing sir, cumference or he's fdoing cumference while saying "sir!"

[@dannyc6631]

"Master Chief, you mind telling me what you're planning for my birthday this year?"
"Sir,
prise party."

[@Tigershark_3082]

Wholesome

[@scoobysnax]

well now you've ruined the sirprise!

[@CptPrice-qr6ng]

Ah yes, my favourite videogame song, "Last sir, prise"

[@lyazzatification]

I didn’t get a surprise party, I got no gifts, only gifts I got where from my BFF and she was the only one that came, I celebrated alone with my mom, other then that nobody else came

[@kurocomics]

Not anymore

[@beak_on_bong]

"sircurity camera" oh my god

[@mac6na6na26]

curity camera

[@SaulTeeNutz]

curity camera

[@vermin5367]

Curity camera*

[@Nic-og2qq]

curity camera*

[@lapis77z]

curity camera

[@S3NS_]

“Chief, mind telling me what you’re doing with those waves?”
*“Sir, fing.”*

[@Ammiad]

"Master chief, mind telling me why you are collecting all this wheat?"
"Sir, plus"

[@superb_gaming_5]

Wow.

[@xquisid]

"I don't know what else to make myself happy as before."
"Sir. A tonin."

[@skywatcher458]

_Releasing Neurotoxin_

[@RosserJackson]

@@skywatcher458 Alexa no

[@lesouth0348]

@@RosserJackson i read this out loud and my echo dot jumpscared me

[@arkhamaslume]

@@skywatcher458 GLaDOS, please no.

[@Sorrelhas]

Also known as "Sir, Veillance Camera"

[@miasweatman7340]

that works better imo

[@wallabra]

gosh I chuckled aaaaa whyyyyy my existence feels foiled

[@DharMahn_]

@@miasweatman7340 indeed it does

[@hugoguh1]

a sirveillance camera???!?

[@WollaWinkie]

@@hugoguh1 yes

[@-axiss_.]

"Chief, mind telling me what you're doing underwater?"
"Sir, face."

[@SwizzleDrizzl]

Master Chief, mind telling me why you're taking that man's liver out of his body?
Sir,gery.

[@oto824]

Sir, gory

[@deers_official]

Sir,gery for the black market

[@martinezseymore3007]

To then burn

[@-Johake-]

Sir, I’m keeping watch for any hot single moms that may or may not be in my area.

[@giornogiovanna8353]

Kakyoin camera

[@soldadoryanbr7776]

"my husband was killed in reach,all I want is s..."

[@-Johake-]

@@giornogiovanna8353 Kakyoin Camera, Kakyoin Camera

[@no-man_baugh]

I
Few up

[@Sergito800]

maybe...YOU are the single hot mom in your area!

[@ZacharySkan]

"Master cheif, you mind telling me why you are in that bottle"
"Sir, up."

[@corinthiansdaniels3728]

No no just no

[@cherrypie8278]

@@corinthiansdaniels3728 yes yes just yes

[@patootie3529]

would've worked if sir was pronounced as syr, damn

[@AHHHHHHHH21]

​@@patootie3529some people pronounce it SERup and some people pronounce it SIERup.

[@Salutethesun2]

It's bc they put the manshlrbr chefde in the soder

[@xtr3me663]

"Chief, you mind telling me what you work on in your engineering job?"
"Sir, cuts

[@CallMeMimi27]

Master Chief, mind you tell me what are you doing with that meat in the grill?
Sir, loin.

[@nib_y0utub3]

“Master Chief, you mind telling me what mode you’re playing in Minecraft?”
“Sir, vival Mode.”

[@maahtigor]

@Mr. crusader *YOU MONSTER!!*

[@yigakong1187]

@Mr. crusader wow cool and original and funny and epic and reddit and

[@yigakong1187]

@Mr. crusader *because that’s what heroes do Elon Musk r/ihavereddit doge bitcoin*

[@coolhyperspace]

@@yigakong1187 I’m confused what’s going on

[@kingcreeper1388]

@Mr. crusader but whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[@Alakazeno]

"Master Chief"
"Mind telling why your wearing a Peasant Costume?"
*"Sir, vant"*

[@mixmasterX28]

i fucking love this guy his voices are amazing my god

[@user-sn5bw3gh5f]

true

[@christianguest63]

to think he gets all self doubting about how someone else makes the memes and he "just voices them over" like he's amazing in his own right
he's a kind loving boi

[@bananamanbro6613]

**snap** nice pfp

[@minxxd]

@@bananamanbro6613 who are they and where are they from

[@minxxd]

Who is the person in ur profile picture and where are they from

[@StNick119]

"Chief, you mind telling me what you're doing with that fractal?"
"Sir, piński triangle."

[@void_xd430]

how to pronounce?

[@chrisbagley7034]

I laughed at this for way too long.

[@Lumi_The_Lumi]

@@void_xd430 ń in that context sounds like the spanish n with the ~ on top

[@sidharthvitthanala9935]

Pronounced like it looks i think

[@Himothy192]

“Master Chief? Mind telling me what Ellie is to Joel in The Last of Us?”
“Sir, ogate daughter.”

[@ryth-]

The way "Curity Camera" is being said makes it sound like a little kid pretending saying it and I absolutely love it

[@the_rose_garden01]

That's my favorite part

[@larsiparsii]

I didn't get the full joke before I read through the comments 🤦‍♂️

[@Daily_Meat_Dealer]

"Chief, would you mind telling me what you're doing on that forklift"
"Sir, tified"

[@saltyshakrisfreakinawesome1111]

It’s too late, Sonic…

[@Willio20000]

Muahahahahaha
Muahaha-

[@Aguyonaride]

Omg AHHHHHHH

[@Aguyonaride]

@Zote from the hit indie platformer, Hollow Knight lol finally someone finished it

[@endy5175]

xD

[@cane9965]

"Master chief... You mind telling me why you're faceplanted on your desk for hours while Autodesk Maya is on your screen?"
"Sir, rendering."

[@CasualSlayer]

In my first year of animation and this is unbelievably relatable.

[@glitchedoom]

Now that's some good wordplay.

[@AHHHHHHHH21]

holy shit double joke

[@AnimalsAreTheBestOfTheBest]

​@@CasualSlayer like bro, blender is tiring asf

[@cooldog7763]

“Master Chief, just how sure are you about this?”
“Sir, ten.”

[@siinxoji]

underrated

[@LebronShaqthe2nd]

would of been better if you said “ how sure are you about this”

[@cooldog7763]

@@LebronShaqthe2nd took your advice

[@ishaqhaque403]

...wouldn't it be "Sir, tain."? No hate still funny

[@unicorncupcakies]

@@ishaqhaque403 you dont pronounce certain like that, but i suppose.

[@Duffus]

Who else is going to protect the halo-shaped onion rings from the food mall?

[@lostnotyetfound6013]

A certain fluffy boy, perhaps

[@tyralexander]

@@lostnotyetfound6013 You mean Lancer? I don't think Lancer is too fond of onion rings

[@carlwheezerofsouls3273]

@@tyralexander since when were skeletons fluffy?

[@inolongerusethisaccount4004]

@@carlwheezerofsouls3273 ever since some cringe idiot decided to draw some random skeleton with fluffy ears and called it cute

[@Espartanica]

F o o d m a l l

[@trulyagoose]

“Master Chief? What’s the word when something catches you off guard?”
“Sir, prise”

[@unworthy.potato]

I too look at people every day

[@traskforge]

Gay :/

[@yarknark]

@@traskforge ay yo is somethin wrong with being gay

[@traskforge]

@@yarknark yeah its gay

[@yarknark]

@@traskforge ok but is it bad to be gay

[@aidan2727]

@@yarknark no but being gay is gay

[@jacobcasler8684]

"Chief, you mind telling me why you are in an art museum with the distorted paintings?"
"Sir... Real."

[@theone-tg4ey]

This game really makes you feel like a master chief game 10/10 ,. Ghost shadow raid of people of renown.

[@soldadoryanbr7776]

Sir,keeping the covenant away from my garage

[@daguyshetellsyounottoworryabt]

“Chief? Mind telling me what’s so interesting in that maple tree?”
“Sir. Rup.”

[@DOTMDeath]

No reply’s?
-insert megamind meme format here-

[@Localghost5075]

as a canadian can relate

[@zawarudo1951]

"Chief? Mind telling me what you're doing with that scalpel?"
Sir, cumcision

[@samu1055r]

the best one I've found so far

[@abzolutelynothn]

"Master Chief, you mind telling me why there are maids everywhere?"
"Sir... vice."

[@Lightningmcblue]

Sorry to kinda copy your joke btw. With the sir, vice part

[@gammavalentin7]

@@Lightningmcblue 💀💀

[@cameraman6277]

“Master Chief, do you mind telling me why you’re defending point A instead of point C?”
“Sir, curing the point.”

[@Chantubegamer]

Master cheif is so influential, he turned himself into a *Sircruity camera* .

[@raptor1599]

And I shit you not it was the funniest shit I've ever seen

[@Gevs]

LES GO

[@theone-tg4ey]

Shhhh I think they are catching on guys , I'm so proud of them.

[@AlexanderWangwastaken]

Sir cruity

[@silentstreamr]

"Master Chief, would you mind telling me another way a saying to give up on a fight?"
"Sir, render"

[@Baage73]

"Master Chief, you mind telling me what you're doing on that white flag?"

[@silentstreamr]

Yeah, that's a better way of saying that :P

[@McDonalds-Cat72]

​@@Baage73"Sir, rendering."

[@sumdumbtopics]

"Master chief, you mind telling me what your doing putting all these birthday decorations up?"
"Sir. prise."

[@gdrandomperson2183]

"Master Chief, why are you so round?"
"Sir, Cle."
Why does this have 5k likes

[@BrusselSpr0ut]

😐

[@K-i-p-p]

Lol

[@kashjpm2272]

I don't get it, can someone explain this one?
Edit :circle

[@thomasl724]

@@kashjpm2272 circle, sir cle

[@yigakong1187]

Why the hell did I think your pfp looked like the petscop guardian

[@tazergraphics]

"Chief? Mind telling me what you're putting on your pancakes?"
"Sir, up."

[@jerelle_]

Nice

[@jaisotheunfathomablybased7135]

@Loyal Jaguars fan since 2015_2-6_Duuvaaal you understood it though right? Then shut up

[@tazergraphics]

@Dog 🐕 Dog

[@justarandomcow107]

@Dog 🐕 mooo

[@justarandomcow107]

@@tazergraphics moo

[@user-lb3ut1hp7e]

“Chief, mind telling me what painting genre this is?”
“Sir, real.”

[@darnguccitoast362]

i want to make a funny haha comment but like what the fuck am I supposed to say it’s curity camera nothing else can be said

[@maestrofeli4259]

yeah

[@michaelportillo5663]

Sir...curity camera

[@Pomek36]

True

[@darnguccitoast362]

@@michaelportillo5663 i was happy living my life not realizing the pun in this godforsaken video damnit

[@maestrofeli4259]

@@darnguccitoast362 same

[@QuandaleDingle5752]

"master chief mind telling me what your doing with that first aid kit"
sir-viving

[@wombit]

master chief, you mind telling me what you're doing in that pc?
sir,
cuit board.

[@carlwheezerofsouls3273]

Very well done, 10/10.

[@PrestaPretzel]

sir,
cut board

[@Liam-fd4uh]

I tried to sound out cuitry for a few seconds too long and I am disappointed in myself

[@ssjkaryuusennin]

@@Liam-fd4uh I'm also disappointed at myself so wtf does that mean

[@Crandon-de1st]

@@C-on more clever than funny but you can keep scrolling if ya don’t find it funny cuz that was basically the whole point of the video too

[@YaBoyBilly88]

“Chief ypu mind telling me what your doing in the cereal isle”
“Sir. Real”

[@peashootergaming7903]

Entertainment

[@Lystr0saur]

I feel like 'sirveilance' slides off the tongue more than 'sircurity'

[@dylanrampage9360]

That would of been just as funny.....mean while half the people who seen the video can t get the joke an don't understand word play

[@dongle2867]

@@dylanrampage9360 At first I thought you were baiting but then I saw another comment

[@MrConna6]

Surveillance cameras don't look like this thought they're like a ft by two ft and have multiple lenses

[@Solarblight]

youtube has provided the best halo meme it has to offer

[@petrossi301]

“Master Chief, what is this?”
“Sir, tified hood classic”

[@vasttopic_player9971]

💀😭😭😭😭🤣IM DONE IM DONE IM DONE, THIS IS OUT OF THE UNIVERSE FUNNY!

[@buntarts4731]

Chief took “defend this station” to a whole new level😳

[@AussieBall_Animations]

Master chief, mind telling me what you’re doing on you’re phone?
Sir, vido

[@carlwheezerofsouls3273]

the pun is so powerful that some people in the comments cannot comprehend it, truly you need a high IQ to understand Gianna Matragrano’s content.

[@TheJinkleton]

"Chief, You Mind Telling me the rank of that solider?
"Sir,Gent."

[@adaug27]

"Snake, you mind telling me what you're doing eating that reticulated python?"
"Sir, vival."

[@St0pLookingAtMyProfile]

*He's a security camera, and still whoops covenant ass.*

[@BingusBongus362]

You da real steve from minecraft

[@Gnarpy-z]

"Chief? Mind telling me what your checking?"
sir. Cumstance

[@retribusion]

when 343 guilty spark leaves you alone in the library

[@taylornomura9119]

“Chief, Do you mind telling me what you’re wearing?”
“Sir, Preme drip.”

[@HPsawus]

“Chief! What you doing on that damn unicycle?”
“SIR, cus”

[@nooneimportant13]

"gladly WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING"

[@calebjohnson3537]

"Master Chief? You mind telling me what you're doing on that grill?"
Sir. Loin.

[@playfulurge9197]

"She's such a selfish lady, right?"
"Sir, cuss."
"Right, that's where that monkey belongs."

[@thechairdevilvergil3141]

"Master chief, mind telling why my servo is not working?"
"Sir,vo too weak"

[@somerandomdoge12]

"Chief, you mind telling me what youre doing on that wall?"
"I would like to inform you about your extended car warranty."

[@rhomayyann4691]

He looks so focused and determined up there.

[@ExplosiveVitaminC]

“Master chief, mind telling me why the power is out?”
“Sir, cuit breaker”

[@maxkopfraumpoops]

Seriously how do you manage to sound like Master Chief, Columbo, Duke Nukem and all those other characters? Your voice work is always SPOT ON. Really impressive and also super funny, keep up the amazing work. Always cheers me up and I hit the replay button so often.

[@spengler2258]

I was so happy when another ‘You mind telling me’ Gianni meme came up in my sub box.
None will ever beat ‘going blankie mode’ though.

[@StriderStryker]

This clip is so much better than the TV show.

[@Myyraman]

Good job now this will live in my head for the next decade.

[@elian9248]

Same

[@ctrlaltrepeat245]

It took me literally months to realize he’s saying it like “Security camera.”
and not just saying “Curity camera” like a dolt

[@Blaze00XD]

0:04 “SIR, CURITY CAMERA”

[@patootie3529]

you don't have to make a stupid comment like this in a video less than ten seconds long

[@riki2fly]

“Chief, you mind telling me what you’re playing?"
“Sir, cure Contain Protect Containment Breach.”

[@applebottomjeans7455]

"Cheif, why are you rolling?"
"Sir-cle

[@poopingfury5999]

I thought he was gonna say "practicing my mannerisms"

[@rebel6301]

oh fuck someone better make that

[@ladybloodieify]

who ever made the design of the camera like that needs a raise

[@danio156]

Like how he says curity camera imstead of security camera

[@user-cj4fu8qq9b]

sir-curity camera

[@waffleinc4111]

He turned himself into a security camera,funniest shit i've ever seen.

[@theone-tg4ey]

Sneed and cucumber pilled , God bless

[@gochem3013]

How cute that Master Chief has his own Sir-curity Camera form

[@Danger11007]

This really says a lot about society

[@Ashley-Slashley]

And yet, we live in one

[@richardo490]

I'M A CLOWN OF FAAAAAAATE

[@Danger11007]

@@richardo490 damn bro that’s deep

[@north3170]

Master chief saying curity camera is the most wholesome yet serious thing I've ever heard today and it makes my day

[@mr.logical8374]

that isn't the best part. if you add "sir," and "curity", he deadass just says
"Sir,curity camera", its amazing

[@Bubbykraken]

“Master chief? You mind telling me what you’re doing at a birthday party?”
“Sir, prizing the birthday boy”

[@hashiispep]

pissing

[@hashiispep]

oh he's a camera

[@Not_Claptrap]

You were so early you didnt even get to the punchline in a 8 second video

[@sand5474]

pissing

[@devilboyraden]

Would've been much better as "Sir-veillance Camera"

[@hoitem6500]

He turned himself into a camera, funniest shit I've ever seen.

[@JussiValtanen]

Have seen like a million of these memes. This is The first one that is actually funny and has a pun!

[@aarotox5573]

I saw this video a long time ago but didn't realize it was posted by such a legend

[@gettriggered_ian3269]

This is the epitome of Gen z humor.

[@Tunamust3]

Master chief became an legendary curity camera, truly a rarest moment in my entire life.

[@YouthoughtIwaslying]

“Master chief, you mind telling me what you’re doing on that wall”
“Sir, tenly…”

[@anonymouspigeon1]

"C-cheif? Mind telling you what you're doing in that.. maid's outfit..?!?"
"Sir. Ving you"

[@faustianimperium6066]

“Sir, need to keep my eye on Covenant forces”

[@Thesupernova21]

"Master Chief mind explaining how to finish this equation?"
"Sir, thing."

[@bug_stonkin_wess1221]

I giggled. Good memes as always

[@bakon180]

This made me smile like an idiot

[@kshroom]

"master chief you mind telling me why are you a snake?"
"Sir,pent"