Best HFY Sci-Fi Stories: Invasive Species

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  • čas přidán 13. 09. 2024
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Komentáře • 77

  • @DrVerseAlt
    @DrVerseAlt Před 26 dny +65

    The newly promoted chief engineer explaining how their best remaining weapons are strong words, followed some time later by the captain ordering the computer to come up with the best insult it can was just *chef’s kiss*. I like these xenos

  • @Zedyne
    @Zedyne Před 26 dny +126

    An entire, highly advanced species that worhip....
    Yeah, I didn't expact that, but damn, I like those weirdos too!

    • @kain7759
      @kain7759 Před 26 dny +14

      Imo 60% of the population (bi are a thing) do the same on Earth, so, by sheer numbers, is 1 of the most worshipped "anything" on the planet xD

    • @joshuazurkon823
      @joshuazurkon823 Před 24 dny

      ​@@kain7759 This disturbs me...

    • @Burneth_
      @Burneth_ Před 23 dny +1

      @@Zedyne to be fair, nobody expects the spanish inquisition👌

    • @Amoth_oth_ras_shash
      @Amoth_oth_ras_shash Před 22 dny +1

      @@joshuazurkon823 just embrace it , like old gods and mythology the aversion towards the funny bits is a very recent thing and its only society skin deep

  • @user-jb2zz7vz4u
    @user-jb2zz7vz4u Před 26 dny +70

    I bet that there is at least one human ship wondering through space that is attempting to build a Death Star just because 😂

  • @TheStartrek99
    @TheStartrek99 Před 26 dny +46

    Is it bad that I'm kinda proud that humans are a galactic pain in the ass in this setting?

    • @truekurayami
      @truekurayami Před 25 dny

      Nope, because we are doing are crazy murderous mother proud

    • @ImaginationGamer25
      @ImaginationGamer25 Před 24 dny +4

      Nope, I'm weirdly proud too that we're space roaches.

    • @kyriss12
      @kyriss12 Před 17 dny

      Like a bunch of vagrant space meth heads moving into the abandoned space station, stripping the pipe and wire out of the walls, and lowering the neighborhood value before moving onto the next town.

  • @fre0n1978
    @fre0n1978 Před 26 dny +57

    I am become kudzu, destroyer of worlds.

    • @Terran.Marine.2
      @Terran.Marine.2 Před 26 dny +4

      Kudzu is nightmare, and probably a superior weed to anything native.

    • @DrgnLdyLizzie2001
      @DrgnLdyLizzie2001 Před 26 dny

      Georgia is COVERED in the crap! It smells ghastly whenever it rains.

    • @maxwyght1840
      @maxwyght1840 Před 13 dny +2

      Please, humans aren't that bad in this setting.
      You can literally watch Kudzu grow

    • @tychozzyx9439
      @tychozzyx9439 Před 6 dny

      ​@@maxwyght1840and you can practically see the human families grow. Completely destroying interstellar infrastructure? Requiring expensive security and maintenance procedures to keep things safe from humans? This all sounds familiar

  • @alfredsutton4412
    @alfredsutton4412 Před 26 dny +43

    Great story well read.
    Dang ... humans are so well portrayed. Thank you for entertainment.

  • @billcook7285
    @billcook7285 Před 26 dny +147

    If you think roaches are bad, wait till the lawyers infest your Judicial Systems.😐

    • @warlockghovat5745
      @warlockghovat5745 Před 26 dny

      That is probably the real reason humans got labeled pests and an invasive species.

    • @kylerd5663
      @kylerd5663 Před 26 dny +8

      your missing the point, Humans are the existential nuisance if we reveal how "civilized" and smart we are the unsuspecting xenos will start to get suspicious. lol

    • @Burneth_
      @Burneth_ Před 25 dny +5

      Theres also the american healthcare and...
      ...Your car's extended warranty🎉

    • @humanoiddragon3723
      @humanoiddragon3723 Před 25 dny +1

      And the lobbying

    • @reuvenpolonskiy2544
      @reuvenpolonskiy2544 Před 22 dny

      Fastest breeding species

  • @Amoth_oth_ras_shash
    @Amoth_oth_ras_shash Před 22 dny +6

    also appalaud the freaky space bug priorities when hearing there is a ship nearby , aka ..if its hostile the comp is not to waste time with stuff like survival but to insult it as bad as possible XD

  • @willgallatin2802
    @willgallatin2802 Před 26 dny +14

    Now this is a believable story about Terrans. The great space roaches will invade everything.

  • @Primearch-GG
    @Primearch-GG Před 26 dny +31

    Stellaris Human Galactic Crisis Run.

  • @thomasridley8675
    @thomasridley8675 Před 26 dny +12

    Ok, that was hilarious.
    My friends are going to love it.

  • @parttimedreamer2140
    @parttimedreamer2140 Před 16 dny +4

    We will strip all the copper from the galaxy.

  • @bugfeatures
    @bugfeatures Před 26 dny +10

    absolutely great

  • @gv8098
    @gv8098 Před 26 dny +7

    10/10, great story, will listen to again.

  • @GeorgeOrwell-yz6zx
    @GeorgeOrwell-yz6zx Před 26 dny +5

    The dialogue made me laugh

  • @chialeux514
    @chialeux514 Před 25 dny +7

    OK that's it,
    I vow to use the expression "Thank the Furry Muff for small favors" regularly from now on.

  • @scotthinger6397
    @scotthinger6397 Před 26 dny +2

    This story had me rolling!! Just what I needed before starting the week! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @GarmrsBarking
    @GarmrsBarking Před 26 dny +19

    all hail nurgle...
    humanity is the nurglings of the galaxy....

    • @26th_Primarch
      @26th_Primarch Před 26 dny +5

      Closer to Orks

    • @GarmrsBarking
      @GarmrsBarking Před 26 dny +4

      @@26th_Primarch well yes and no...
      yes they made a space hulk but an ork warboss would never say no to a fight and an ork mekboy would never say no to more junk...
      but most importantly they don't spread disease....

  • @demon_xd_
    @demon_xd_ Před 26 dny +14

    I feel like I've seen this story before, is this a reupload?
    whatever the case, it's good

    • @SouthWestNomad
      @SouthWestNomad Před 26 dny +2

      It's been around a few years but I think it's the first time Net has narrated it. Could be wrong though

    • @SythDracous
      @SythDracous Před 26 dny

      @@SouthWestNomad Pretty sure Net's done it at least once before and likely so has the Squirrel.

  • @DavidVincent-f5l
    @DavidVincent-f5l Před 26 dny +3

    All hail the scavenger's. Laid back diplomats.

  • @simpeldisaster4533
    @simpeldisaster4533 Před 17 dny +3

    So humanity waged a gorilla warfare campaign with bio weapons so good that not even the people attacked by it realized? Nice!

  • @ANGRYWOLVERINE2060-ft2nc
    @ANGRYWOLVERINE2060-ft2nc Před 26 dny +5

    Well the problem with this story is"
    1 the humans would have retaken earth eventually and kicked the Illum out
    2 the humans likely would have destroyed the Illum hw and freed the rest of humanity from enslavement.
    Maybe everybody who was free wouldn't want to take out the Illum but enough would for it to happen.

    • @darktorch7578
      @darktorch7578 Před 17 dny +2

      Depends on what the type of enslavement is

    • @tychozzyx9439
      @tychozzyx9439 Před 6 dny

      Maybe, but it's implied that the most aggressive thing humans can reliably to is wait for you to die or look away. And human waves don't get you to space. And there's the implication that space slavery is better than many human lives now. If their deplorable conditions are "6 hours work per day, plenty of food, and a small apartment to yourself", how many people would jump at that today?

  • @olderthangodsdog29
    @olderthangodsdog29 Před 26 dny +9

    Is this a HRY story?
    Or the script for a carry on film!😆

  • @rowanhaigh8782
    @rowanhaigh8782 Před 25 dny +1

    This was great fun! Thanks for sharing!❤

  • @Darkinu2
    @Darkinu2 Před 4 dny

    Sweet Muff, this story never gets old 😂😂

  • @theoutspokenscotsman884

    I've seen stories where humans are elves, and where humans are orcs, never thought I'd see one where humans are skaven

  • @chrisdufresne9359
    @chrisdufresne9359 Před 14 dny

    Oh lord, space tarantulas face to face with The Rock. The spiders seem like they'd be best friends with most military members of Terra. Us dragging our companion species with us to THIS degree kinda surprises me.

  • @sanguiniusonvacation1803

    "Dry what of a primarch? What did I do?"

  • @MarkGoding
    @MarkGoding Před 23 dny +1

    Please make a sequel to this one!

  • @lawrencehagge3199
    @lawrencehagge3199 Před 21 dnem +1

    ADHD ,,,, this kept my attention. Tnx,
    Lee

  • @kurotsuki7427
    @kurotsuki7427 Před 24 dny +1

    Ohh i think i like these guys. Thair language is perfect for the situation

  • @MrGorillafist
    @MrGorillafist Před 4 dny

    Yet another sci-fi setting where humans are space skaven 😂

  • @xaimaralexisii9095
    @xaimaralexisii9095 Před 26 dny +3

    Damn hilarious

  • @matthewguilfoyle9467
    @matthewguilfoyle9467 Před 10 dny

    Laughed so hard I nearly peed

  • @timobrien2813
    @timobrien2813 Před 26 dny +1

    Funny, thank you both UKUK

  • @B-Twenthe-db1zd
    @B-Twenthe-db1zd Před 24 dny +2

    Muf. Nice this is one of the better and funnier stories.

  • @skin1313
    @skin1313 Před 26 dny +1

    Great fun

  • @stevenharper5055
    @stevenharper5055 Před 26 dny

    Very entertaining.

  • @Hamys_Dog
    @Hamys_Dog Před 26 dny +3

    Oh holy muff

  • @channelcatfish7862
    @channelcatfish7862 Před 26 dny

    Gang scrap making great profit

  • @HimitsuYami
    @HimitsuYami Před 26 dny

    Haven't I heard this one before?

  • @AnthonyCole-j7q
    @AnthonyCole-j7q Před 25 dny

    Anderson Sharon Harris Kevin Davis Donald

  • @staplesock5549
    @staplesock5549 Před 10 dny

    First 3 words and im annoyed. Spacetime, one word.

  • @TheSolidSnakeOil
    @TheSolidSnakeOil Před 26 dny +5

    first