Well, this is already a stolen comment, anyways the -original- (stolen, I meant unedited) is Doctor: what is your phobia? Me: getting a garden in my ear
there's been about 109 billion humans that have existed and 8 billion that currently exist throughout human existence, so, maybe he's not the only one.
Seeds can also grow in your lungs. If you're eating a watermelon, then don't eat it quickly otherwise it will go to the "wrong pipe". Since the lungs are moist, it is one of the perfect environments for a seed to grow.
I believe it. One time I cleared a wax impaction from a patients ear and found a 4-5mm pink rhinestone on her eardrum. Brought a whole new meaning to “digging for treasure”.
I actually experienced something similar. When I went camping my sister stuck a cherry seed in my ear being a kid with adhd I initially forgot about it cause I wanted to play. Until later that year it was hard for me to hard. A doctor later removed it with a tool to flush out my ears.
That's right! No longer do you need backyards to grow food, just plop a seed into your ear and you'll be eating some delicious cabbage in no time, (disclaimer) food may cause injury in ear canal and food may be covered in ear wax.)
And people are loving it! just listen "I grew watermelon on my ear cause i was sick of having to dig a hole on my backyard and leaving a whole load of mess, but after trying out the ear seed, I don't have to! Besides my left ear being removed, my hospital fee of 50 thousand dollars for the surgery, and my left hearing gone, i was able to grow a full sized watermelon! Without leaving any mess!"
Damn no one is talking about how Good it must have felt for the man when he was getting that treatment. just imagine it's you getting such a Smooth treatment. Lemme find a seed rn.
That actually happened to me when I was a kid. We had harvest season for wheat and 2 months after I couldn't hear well in my right ear, the doctor said their was a wheat seed that had sprouted inside my ear.
Plants use various methods to spread their seeds so they have a stronger chance of finding fertile soil to germinate. Some of these methods involve the seeds being airborne for some time (most commonly known is a dandelion seed). It is unlikely, but possible, that these airborne seeds could wind up in someone's ear canal.
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Doctor: Why are you here? Patient: there's a whole plant growing inside my ear! Doctor: 💀
My dad says that when he was very tiny his parent would let him jump into the grains big box to play. Months after, with ear pain, he went to a free doctor (they exist in my country) and he took the seed, germinating, out his ear. He complained about the doctor not being gentle when removing the seed. Turns out he feels he lost some of his hearing in this, because he can tell with clarity that its stronger on the opposite ear.
Seeds can germinate in people’s ears because it’s moist, but after germination it won’t grow because then sunlight is needed for photosynthesis to produce glucose, which is used to help build the plant.
When I was 4, I put a seed in my ear and couldn’t get it out. I told the teacher and they called my parents to pick me up. I went to the doctors and after trying to extract it with tweezers, they had to try something else as it was too deep in. They used a suction device but it didn’t seem to be working. They spoke to my parents about the possibility of surgery, but thankfully, it eventually came out in the suction device. Of course I asked my parents if it would grow into a plant if it stayed in.
This has a point, I swear! When my mom and dad were dating, and my mom is staying over his house for the first time, there was a massive moth smacking against the walls and windows, and my mom being a city girl who just recently moved to the more urban areas, she freaked the fuck out. Told my dad that she didn’t want to go to sleep because she thought it would crawl into her ear, and my dad laughed at her. Next day she went home, everyone went about their day until the next morning when my dad calls her up and says “Holy shit theres something in my ear.” He goes to the hospital, gets brushed off by two doctors before finding one that finally said “Oh yea there’s a moth in there.” He said it was one of the worst things he’s experienced, and he’s experienced a LOT of shit. Fell off two story house multiple times, beaten, door slammed on his hand, burnt on a stove, cracked his head open. Shits crazy.
So funny story, in pre-k we did an experiment with big plant seeds and when we were about to go to take our naps a seed was by my head and I put it in there to help the teachers not have to clean up so much. My ear eventually started to break the seed down and I went to the doctor so they could pull it out. There was a little leaf in my ear canal lol
Same thing happened to me when I was in kindergarten, born in 1996 and kindergarten 2001, I stuck a bean in my ear and due to intense pain it actually started to sprout, had to have it removed through surgery shortly after, I remember it being very painful and I lost about 15% of my hearing but grateful that it was caught quickly and removed before more damage could be done
Once a seed fell from a tree right in my eye while i was taking out the trash. It was constantly painful but it stopped half an hour later when i managed to take it out
The funny part about this little tid bit is that something similar happened in someone’s tooth. Someone ate a watermelon and had unknowingly kept a seed in a tooth cavity and as grew so did the pain in his lower jaw.
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Doctor : what's your phobia?
Me: getting a garden in my ear
Well, this is already a stolen comment, anyways the -original- (stolen, I meant unedited) is
Doctor: what is your phobia?
Me: getting a garden in my ear
how tf do you have top comment in every single jacks video??
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@@Lrmsdkevin no
@@Lrmsdkevin Gacha is bullshit
This is definitely one of the most out of pocket incident
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Big black balls
@@Lrmsdkevinno
Lol
Out of 8 billion people, he was the only man in human existence to get a plant inside his ear
Literally or is that a joke?
As far as we know
there's been about 109 billion humans that have existed and 8 billion that currently exist throughout human existence, so, maybe he's not the only one.
@Nobody-rf3bm yeah,thanks for going back in time to help us count the everybody that has worked on earth
This is far from true my friend@@Nobody-rf3bm
Bro that animation where a boy eats a watermelon seed and plants come from his ears wasn’t lying 💀
“hey can i have an apple?”
“Sure”
*Pulls Out of Ear
No.
@LRMSK-vc1gr fuck off bro this isn't the place to ask this bullshit
@LRMSK-vc1grwth
No
Word for word
Imagine going to a doctor because you had ear pain and seeing a whole plant stem 💀
lol💀
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yeah we saw the video
Imagine not☠️☠️
@@Lrmsdkevinno
Looks like Growing seeds in ears works better than just in pots, this is the future.
What’s your biggest fear?
Me: “This man’s YT shorts”
Moral of the story.
*Don’t let seeds get in your ear.*
Don't let someone plant their seed in your cavity(s)
Now I get a clear answer
JESUS IS COMING SOON🔥🔥🔥 REPENT TODAY AND TURN AWAY FROM YOUR SINS🙏🙏🙏🙏
Amen 🙏🏽
Amen 🙏
"we should plant trees"
- and I took that personally
😂😂😂
😊😊"😊""
“I meant on the ground, not in your ear.” 💀 😂
Seeds can also grow in your lungs. If you're eating a watermelon, then don't eat it quickly otherwise it will go to the "wrong pipe". Since the lungs are moist, it is one of the perfect environments for a seed to grow.
.....currently eating watermelon
New phobia unlocked!
Seardophobia
*The fear of a seed falling into your ear.*
*New fear unlocked: **_seeds growing in ears_*
Ugh I'm sorry baby
only if you're dumb enough to accidentally get one in your ear
Me too
You can name it Bob
Wait until you find out about the seed that grew in someones lung
Ear: I'm not the soil!
Seed: You are!
Ear wax is the soil 😊
@@zainmudassir2964 Real!
Maybe 😂
Well technically you are the soil. 🙂
Dust + breath of life = Man
I don't think I like how they started out with a "stop being paranoid tone" to giving an example and then ending the short. New fear unlocked :D
I thought it would escape out bc in school I learned that when there is no sunlight near the plant it will move in that direction
I believe it. One time I cleared a wax impaction from a patients ear and found a 4-5mm pink rhinestone on her eardrum. Brought a whole new meaning to “digging for treasure”.
how in the hell did this even happen
JESUS IS COMING SOON🔥🔥🔥 REPENT TODAY AND TURN AWAY FROM YOUR SINS🙏🙏🙏🙏
@@idehenebenezer802shut up bot
@@idehenebenezer802bs
@@ares1345 Educated guess it came from a bedazzled headband/hat or something of the sorts.
“This carrot is delicious! Where’d you get it?”
“Oh, you know, just my ear😅.”💀
"WHAT." 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
I hope you like this dinner, it's all homemade! Literally, all homemade.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Going to hell 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥
JESUS IS COMING SOON🔥🔥🔥 REPENT TODAY AND TURN AWAY FROM YOUR SINS🙏🙏🙏🙏
Bro unlocking random fears like this one
I actually experienced something similar. When I went camping my sister stuck a cherry seed in my ear being a kid with adhd I initially forgot about it cause I wanted to play. Until later that year it was hard for me to hard. A doctor later removed it with a tool to flush out my ears.
His animations get scarier everyday 💀
Edit: Whoooo! guys. This is my highest number of likes I ever got. Thanks a lott!!!!! 🥳
Blud wdym I get scared of these animations but I don't get nightmares of these
New fear unlocked: Zacks animations evolving 💀
Wow such an original comment we’ve never heard of before
It’s all just AI animations.
“Oh man! I don’t have soil”
“Use your ear then”
"But I don't have ears..."
😂
As a person who loves to garden, I will be trying this method! Thank you!
“You gotta help me doc, I can’t stop hearing garden gnomes singing in my ears”
Doctor: so what's your problem?
Me: I am groot.
Shush
@@angelodeleon4811 Oop 🫢
@LRMSK-vc1gr sure, sex rp?
@LRMSK-vc1grno, i’d rather step on a lego brick
@LRMSK-vc1grid rather get kicked in the, can someone read my mind?
That's right! No longer do you need backyards to grow food, just plop a seed into your ear and you'll be eating some delicious cabbage in no time, (disclaimer) food may cause injury in ear canal and food may be covered in ear wax.)
Sounds like some solar punk capitalistic infomercial😂
I read the disclaimer part in the fast ad voice 😂
As seen in the Comment Section.
@@mrwiseless saaame😂😂😂
And people are loving it! just listen
"I grew watermelon on my ear cause i was sick of having to dig a hole on my backyard and leaving a whole load of mess, but after trying out the ear seed, I don't have to! Besides my left ear being removed, my hospital fee of 50 thousand dollars for the surgery, and my left hearing gone, i was able to grow a full sized watermelon! Without leaving any mess!"
The feeling of it getting taken out tho
That must feel amazing
New fear unlocked: my arch nemesis planting a seed in my ear
New fear unlocked: garden in your ear.
The animators are wildin💀
Wdym lol
Nah, this one's tamer than the other videos
Zack’s unlocking new fears for us every video 😭😭😭
Sack’s unlocking new fears for us every video 😭😭😭
"Ok, hear me out"
"No thanks, I'm not hungry"
“What do you do for a living”
“Growing a garden in my ear”
He never said job
You think you’re funny or some shit?
@@CorvoMrk nah not rly
"But this is obviously not the case.."
"Ofc Not"
"Right? "
"💀"
Every single one of these videos has the capability of making us the most terrified species alive
Another rare footage of zack not saying "have you ever wondered?"
JESUS IS COMING SOON🔥🔥🔥 REPENT TODAY AND TURN AWAY FROM YOUR SINS🙏🙏🙏🙏
@@idehenebenezer802how soon
Me muslim you meant allah and also he said if though😂😂 so you prop angry if you see this comment
He hasn't done that in a while buddy 😅
@@idehenebenezer802botty
"well it's not the case, right?.... Well in the 2000's" 💀
868 likes but 0 comment? Lemme fix
@RootiRBLX here is what you deserve this🏆
Well this is not the case
Me: oh thank god
RIGHT?
me: YOU MOUTHER FAC_
wow that is actually amazing
There was another case of someone aspirating a small bean/seed, it eventually grew in their lung since the lungs are moist
As someone with hearing aids, I see this as an absolute win.
You got used by a gay dude in your ear?
New fear unlocked:- This seed shit gets real time to take it seriously 💀💀
A man once accidentally inhaled a seed and had a small plant growing inside his lung. Mother Nature is crazy 💀
💀💀💀only a yrs ago, and what is crched seed and moist💀💀💀
Last time i put a bean in my nose….im so dumb
The fact that I pit a watermelon in my ear when I was 4💀
Damn no one is talking about how Good it must have felt for the man when he was getting that treatment. just imagine it's you getting such a Smooth treatment. Lemme find a seed rn.
Me: bro became “Zack” newton
Never knew humans had a built in seed hatcher on them 💀
JESUS IS COMING SOON🔥🔥🔥 REPENT TODAY AND TURN AWAY FROM YOUR SINS🙏🙏🙏🙏
@@idehenebenezer802will you quit with the fucking blabbling mf
@@idehenebenezer802 what does it have to do with the comment or video?
Cause humans are also a nutrients
@@idehenebenezer802I don't care 😐
New fear: getting a seed grown in your ear💀
Fr
Overrated comment
Npc comment
@@Mikewohh I'm not a npc comment, I just randomly decided a comment
New fear: [what the video is about] 🤯
Gonna try this at home just to make sure 👌
That actually happened to me when I was a kid. We had harvest season for wheat and 2 months after I couldn't hear well in my right ear, the doctor said their was a wheat seed that had sprouted inside my ear.
Zack doesn’t need Biology. Biology needs him
"Hey man what's that?..
Oh just my ear garden"
"bro can i see your garden?"
"Yea its inside my ear"
“If a seed somehow ended up inside your ear” excuse me… HOW?!?
Plants use various methods to spread their seeds so they have a stronger chance of finding fertile soil to germinate. Some of these methods involve the seeds being airborne for some time (most commonly known is a dandelion seed). It is unlikely, but possible, that these airborne seeds could wind up in someone's ear canal.
Doctor: Why are you here?
Patient: there's a whole plant growing inside my ear!
Doctor: 💀
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@@Tiger10002how sad you'll never get a woman in your life 😂😂
Shush
It is how gen z doctors would react
@@Tiger10002npc
New fear - seed growing inside the ear 😂😂
New fear unlocked: Getting a brain aneurism from a seed
Who all imagined a grown up plant from the man's ear 💀
Nah I was expecting a small sized plant💀
Dumb
Yeah
Yeah he
@@Kitoni813shut up lil bro
New fear unlocked
“Seed in your ear”
Reminds me of an old kids book I used to read about a girl who ate a watermelon seed and it grew in her stomach
**new fear unlocked**
This is reminding me of that ond teen titans episode when a tree was growing inside beast boys' ear
Such nostalgia
Oml so true
@LRMSK-vc1grno
@LRMSK-vc1grgacha is for 3 y/o, and that means u are 3 y/o
@LRMSK-vc1grwanna have “family time” with me and increase the population pookie? I’ll be there at 3, get ready cuz ima bout to go brazy 😈
@LRMSK-vc1gryes gibe me your bank details so we can play gacha life
Bro took touch grass to another level 😂
My dad says that when he was very tiny his parent would let him jump into the grains big box to play.
Months after, with ear pain, he went to a free doctor (they exist in my country) and he took the seed, germinating, out his ear.
He complained about the doctor not being gentle when removing the seed.
Turns out he feels he lost some of his hearing in this, because he can tell with clarity that its stronger on the opposite ear.
I have ear pain right now so this is definitely the short i wanted to see 👍🏻
Doctor: So what do you do for fun?
Him: Well, I'm a garden ear
Seeds can germinate in people’s ears because it’s moist, but after germination it won’t grow because then sunlight is needed for photosynthesis to produce glucose, which is used to help build the plant.
unless it successfully makes it out the ear, if it grows out the ear. then theres a chance of more growth, assuming nothing happens to it of course.
Finally, Garden ear lore.
Given new meaning to growing your own food.
Seed can grow inside your ear❌️
Seed can grow inside your ear canal✅️
Groot's origin story be like:
Shrek ears be like
There was also a guy in Russia who breathed in a seed and a tree started growing in his lungs. The doctors thought it was cancer at first.
When I was 4, I put a seed in my ear and couldn’t get it out. I told the teacher and they called my parents to pick me up. I went to the doctors and after trying to extract it with tweezers, they had to try something else as it was too deep in. They used a suction device but it didn’t seem to be working. They spoke to my parents about the possibility of surgery, but thankfully, it eventually came out in the suction device. Of course I asked my parents if it would grow into a plant if it stayed in.
God bless you 🙏
The probability for the seed to fall in the ear 💀
how will it even get inside your ear💀💀
Would you like to play Gacha life with me
The guy must have been lying in a park or something
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@@kevnLreemsjwould you wanna increase the world population cutie 😩
This has a point, I swear!
When my mom and dad were dating, and my mom is staying over his house for the first time, there was a massive moth smacking against the walls and windows, and my mom being a city girl who just recently moved to the more urban areas, she freaked the fuck out. Told my dad that she didn’t want to go to sleep because she thought it would crawl into her ear, and my dad laughed at her. Next day she went home, everyone went about their day until the next morning when my dad calls her up and says “Holy shit theres something in my ear.”
He goes to the hospital, gets brushed off by two doctors before finding one that finally said “Oh yea there’s a moth in there.” He said it was one of the worst things he’s experienced, and he’s experienced a LOT of shit. Fell off two story house multiple times, beaten, door slammed on his hand, burnt on a stove, cracked his head open.
Shits crazy.
So funny story, in pre-k we did an experiment with big plant seeds and when we were about to go to take our naps a seed was by my head and I put it in there to help the teachers not have to clean up so much. My ear eventually started to break the seed down and I went to the doctor so they could pull it out. There was a little leaf in my ear canal lol
Short idea: Why Black And White Aren't Colors?
Would you like to play Gacha life with me
@@kevnLreemsj no.
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@@kevnLreemsjI’ll touch you
These videos are getting crazier every day
New fear unlocked: A seed getting in your ear
New fear unlocked: Growing a garden in a ear
"I like to keep my resources with me"
"You said you had a garden?"
"Yes"
He would pull out an apple from his ear for his friend, so generous
At least I can listen to plants vs zombies unreleased tracks
As someone who did this with a watermelon seed when he was 5. It really sprouted 😅😅 we spent 2 hours trying to get it out at the e.r
Same thing happened to me when I was in kindergarten, born in 1996 and kindergarten 2001, I stuck a bean in my ear and due to intense pain it actually started to sprout, had to have it removed through surgery shortly after, I remember it being very painful and I lost about 15% of my hearing but grateful that it was caught quickly and removed before more damage could be done
Moral of the story: don't somehow get a seed inside your ear
I'm purposely gonna put a seed in my ear NOW
The moment he said “right…?” I was scared 😭💀💀😭
The first person to fall asleep in the sleepover:
“Hey whats that green thing in your ear?”
“A garden”
the perfect gift for nature enjoyers
I think there was a similar instance- a fir tree seed somehow ended up in a man’s lungs and it started growing in there 😮
Ear Doctor:Ok what’s the problem?
“I have a garden in my ear”
The skull emoji is overused so I won't use it.
@@who-ny5oe💀
New fear unlocked : Another living being growing inside
Once a seed fell from a tree right in my eye while i was taking out the trash. It was constantly painful but it stopped half an hour later when i managed to take it out
Bro got violated by that seed💀
Bro literally made his own ecosystem
😂❤
the best thing about this content is that he shows animations and it's not just a video showing a person talking that gets boring
The funny part about this little tid bit is that something similar happened in someone’s tooth. Someone ate a watermelon and had unknowingly kept a seed in a tooth cavity and as grew so did the pain in his lower jaw.
These videos make me never want to leave my house again.
ALLAH♥️Jo chahega wohi Hoga beshaq❤️
Thanks, now I’m living in fear for the rest of my life that a seed will get in my ear.