“Due to the fact that Branzy is a licensed priest in real life and the rising popularity of virtual weddings, this wedding is technically reinforced by law.” Not the exact quote but I couldn’t care less
ur a brick i guess the account called lifestealadmin doesnt exist and jeppexx was the first person to think of lifesteal so its pretty safe to say he has admin @@oteeeeeeees
@@ironloko8028 cant be any worse than the 'ship' name for joel and lizzie (I say 'ship' cause their married irl and I always think of ships as fictional)
Aaah yes a chaotic marriage which concludes only men and while the seremony Is taking place the groom and the bride are thinking about KILLING EVERYONE 😂
i love how this day is also the day a new member joined lol their first experience of lifesteal is gay marriage and also death and destruction and i love that
"Don't talk back to me, get married"
- Mom Peirce 2023
When did Clown said that? Lmao
Maybe at the wedding
@@neoworldlee at 5:53
we love mom peirce
Parrot was meant to marry Ash, but in a shocking turn of events, he stole Branzy's heart instead.
Ikr
lol good one
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This is a CZcams comment section, the only Gods here are the creator and whoever got the first comment @@RepentandbelieveinJesusChrist5
Lol
Imagine pulling up to a wedding and the priest is just like "Yo, what is up my slimes?" 💀
Lmaooooo
thats branzy for you.
Lol
Honestly i would die of laughing😂😂
It's cause 4C wrote the script lol!
7:42 *"Ash, you're probably doing this for American citizenship"*
Reddoons LMAO
He just called him an imigrant
@@crow7620isn’t he? 💀
I’m an Indian so I can say this chill
@@1ntegerLimitnah he is in the continent of Asia thats why his ping is so high lol
@@batscove nah bro with ping as high as his he’s on the damn moon
@@1ntegerLimit lol
“Due to the fact that Branzy is a licensed priest in real life and the rising popularity of virtual weddings, this wedding is technically reinforced by law.”
Not the exact quote but I couldn’t care less
**g a s p**
It's another Tubbo, Tommy situation 😂
@@fellow-genya-enjoyeri know lol
Oh god 💀
Yeah he is a legal ordained minister so they are technically married
@@xavierprestholt7604not legally because the papers were never sent
Time flies by so fast, they went from Parrot banning Ashwag for hacking to being Married as a couple.
Enemies to lovers
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@@Crispycheese-ii8lt 💀💀💀💀
@@goobinator1 what I only speak the truth
Lol
I like how clown just stands there and watches every singe branzie's move☠️☠️☠️
I found it interesting there they became tho Mom and Dad for Ashwag.
And tries to get Parrot when it seems like he's gonna get branzy.
69th like 😂
Chant along at home. CLOWNZY! CLOWNZY! CLOWNZY! CLOWNZY! CLOWNZY!
@@SapphireSorceress there are 356 clownzy fics on ao3. with your help we can get that number much higher
"Clown is your mother." had me rolling for some reason lol.
Is branzy the dad if clown is the mum?
@@GhoulishStorm91 They said that already xD
@@GhoulishStorm91THEY GOT MARRIED IN C! PAST
Killing branzy without armor is like dropkicking a toddler 😂
No, its dragon punching one
You mean kicking a toddler in Walmart!😂
u think clown would let parrot hurt the love of his life
Killing branzy in general is like dropkicking a toddler xd
@@RealSirHammi true
5:40 the slow turning of clown's head, he was boutta end everybody there 💀
Haha fr
Branzy running at the end with no armor because he didn't bring any and only having random blocks as well as not attacking at all got me in tears
He's too sweet for this server.
Clown, log off this account
@@sahasrakondapalli50yes he is
@@sahasrakondapalli50 fr
lol
the exploter and the admin getting married what a great couple
parrot lost admin access at the start of season 5 cause he was in japan
LMAO
enemies to lovers typa shit
ur a brick i guess the account called lifestealadmin doesnt exist and jeppexx was the first person to think of lifesteal so its pretty safe to say he has admin @@oteeeeeeees
@@oteeeeeeees oh
You don't realize how much art you two just spawned.
god i could already fricking imagine it the moment i clicked on this video lol.
imagine the ship name the fandom will call them
@@ironloko8028 cant be any worse than the 'ship' name for joel and lizzie
(I say 'ship' cause their married irl and I always think of ships as fictional)
i can smell it from a mile away
I checked and sadly so far I’ve only found 4 peices😔 hopefully more comes as I continue my quest
Seeing clown be so kind and not killing people is so funny
Well no cuz he tried to kill parrot at the end to save his boyfriend, the priest
@@SapphireSorceress true forgot about that
He also killed his daughter ash
Absolute power couple, I’m sure the fanart will be great
Add some links eh?
This is the deadliest mariage ever💀
Where Lifesteal 2021 and 2022
@@ThatIoGamer they dissappeared
@@ThatIoGamerthey crashed and burned
@@ThatIoGamerthey used a Hydrogen bomb to destroy them
@ThatIoGamer they were being quarantined
„I assume that she’s a wonderful guy“ got me dying 💀
So these are the weddings rekrap is always talking about in his videos.
LMAO
@@auser1078 Thanks
quite literally rotflmao
now imagine if branzy had secretly been ordained before doing this. Pple can literally be married over video call in some states... Peak comedy
He is ordained
ClownPierce finally setting aside his killing spree for once in a long time just to see Parrot be married to Ashswag is the best thing ever
create a fake marriage and then cause mass murder for 1 heart in a videogame?
parrot: yes
Brazy should have become a real officiator so he could actually marry them without them knowing
Funny thing hes an actual ordained minister lol
@@auser1078 💀
@@auser1078WHAT
@@alanamariyam yea in squiddos video pangi said it
I like how Parrot aimed bow at woogie he move and after he aimed to clown he stood thier staring in the face even the members came in between
I absolutely love this type of video, where it’s everyone having a good time together.
yeah same but then havoc just erupts lol
@@thatpersonthatexists8416 that lifesteal for ya
@@thatpersonthatexists8416 lifesteal for ya
6:32 SUICIDE WILL NOT BE TOLERATED! Had me dying.
Congrats to the happy couple 🎉 may you have a long and happy life ❤ 😂
I hope so because this is lifesteal
why does the stolen comment have more likes?
lamoo 😂 they haven't kissed so no couples video
And I thought watching Fundy and dream get married was a crazy ride
man I love when parrot posts on lifesteal
Lol
As do the rest of us
Npc
@@oyasumi.punpun456 nah I just love when parrot posts on lifesteal
Donald trump?????
"This is beyond embarrassing" I felt that too💀💀💀💀💀💀
i love how this was supposed to be a funny little wedding but parrot and mappic was plotting the entire time
Bro I’m so lost but this is awesome that you guys did this we need more of this in life steal
❤
Ikr
My favourite part is how parrot is like damn huge ceremony with no everybody naked bunch o' free hearts lol
He went up to hearts one is because he is married and the other on it because he killed Branzy! Also congrats on beeing married!
I can’t wait for the sequel.
The sequel: “I had kids (In Minecraft)”
Aaah yes a chaotic marriage which concludes only men and while the seremony Is taking place the groom and the bride are thinking about KILLING EVERYONE 😂
So happy for you two
The deadliest marriage on the deadliest minecraft smp
@@memzerboivine boom sound effect
the first time lifesteal groups up together without killing eachother
4:03 imagine someone comes to you and goes "This are your parents" 😭😭😂
branzy trying to be the 40 yr old guy trying to be the new gen with the skibidi lmaooo
'stop hitting each other, save it for the wedding night' smooth.
"Skibidi matromony" got me laughing😂
"stop hitting each other save it for a wedding night" branzy and his wise words (i think he knows :skull:)
I don’t know what’s funnier the fact that they got married in a game bc of a joke or that Baranzy is a pastor…
love how parrot was planning to destroy the whole time
he is a legal ordained minister so they are technically married
You always make the wildest videos in a great way!
Parrot forgot to mention that branzy is actually wedding certified
YOU CANT HURT THE MOTHER IN LAW DUDE. Don’t talk back to me, get married 5:50
Clown was ready to kick parrot when parrot tried to get branzy😭
6:58 "SKIBIDI HEART WARMING" IS DRIVING ME CRAZY HELPP (i love this vid sm)
5:43 the way clown slowly looks at him like that as if daring him to shoot
congrats to the happy couple ❤ may you have a long happy relationship 😆
First season: clownpeirce
Fourth season: drugs
Now: marriage
Life Steal is crazy
If clownpierce and branzy get married that make the best lifesteal seizoen ever😅
The dutch autocoureur i can relate
:)
I was laughing almost the entire video. This deserves to be a main channel video. 💀
congrats to the newly wed couple 😆 best parrot video
I’m so proud. He finally grew up.😢😊
Branzy: Yo what is up my slimes.
Is a W start to the wedding
Aw, poor Branzy, he was the real victim here XD
let's hope Clownierce doesn't go after parrot
Bro got married the most sudden and way possible lol
Bro, your content just perfect
ive seen some crazy stuff but what the heck dude love your vids keep up the amazing quality
This was my favorite stream ngl, loved when you jumped Branzy after getting married 😊
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"SUICIDE WILL NOT BE TOLERATED" LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
"make sure to contain yourself, Parrot"
bro literally contained himself in a box.
I laughed so hard when ashwag's speech😂
This Is the best lifesteal season ever!!!
I swear next videos “gonna be signing a prenup and getting a divorce”
3:45 “there so many free hearts in here” -Parrot
Clown's now planning on killing Parrot since he killed branzy
Always good when parrot posts
CLOWNpierce: this is so skibidi heartwarming bro"💀💀
"Suicide will not be tolerated" new favorite quote
This is how you know that these friends are keepers, even if they usually try to kill you
By the end…Parrot really did take someone’s heart 🥺
Clown got the mother instinct
i love how this day is also the day a new member joined lol their first experience of lifesteal is gay marriage and also death and destruction and i love that
I love the Life steal smp episodes! I love your Videos you're great!
Okay but how cute would it be too se branzy and clown get married!
1:54 parrot so shy, he's hiding in a hole XDD
Mapic:why weddings are so long
Zam:shut the fuck up😂😂😂😂😂
finally a good day on lifesteal smp 😂
I wanna know which lifesteal member was looking at old Parrot and Ash tweets and was like, this’ll be funny
They prob looked at this one gimmick account with the purpose of keeping track when they get married
I literally watched this same wedding from clown's perspective
This is proof that love is indeed real
Congrats to the happy couple 🎉 may you have a long and happy life ❤ 😂🤣🤣
I was watching the stream while they were planning this 😂
the lore has expanded
I'm pretty sure I got married in Minecraft once. We exchanged flowers, he placed his bed next to mine, and then and never spoke again.
Happy anniversary parrot
parrotswag for life, no more swagdoons
'this isn't you man' ' its the nerves'
parrot: WHYYYYY
FAVORITE LIFESTEAL EVENT
I'm crying this is so beautiful
I get you parrot.This was probably a misery.
The best thing I saw in a while
Parrot during the whole ceremony: mentally dying.
I love ashswagg reaction so much 😂
I LOVE THIS! this kind of content is amazing and sooooo funny!!!
How did this keep everyone entertained for over ten minutes?!