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Every time you sit down for more than two minutes one of your feet will fall asleep
This is stroke bruvvvvv
I would enjoy this
You would have to learn to sleep 💤 standing up😅
This happens to me daily thanks to my Multiple Sclerosis 😒
@@amberpritchard5490 what's that
You can never hold in your farts no matter where you are or what you're doing😂😂😂
Every time you enter a room to get or do something, you forget what it is you wanted to get or what you had to do. 💀
I have ADHD that’s literally just my life lol
I once told someone " I hope your iced coffee is the wrong color."
😂
Love when Fuhad and James play out a scenario 😂😂
I always burp and hiccup at the same time. I call them biccups lolol
lol same! That’s been me my whole life. Love the name for them
Biccups😂😂😂😂
the hair on your face one would KILL ME
Everytime you speak to someone for the first time IRL, you feel like you haven't brushed or bath in DAYS
Came up with some pure evil
1. Your photos randomly dissapear
2. Your tire runs completely flat anytime you're remotely late
3. Every 35 steps your shoe unties
4. Your music skips & glitches randomly
5.Every drink you have is luke warm
6. You develop a new alergy every year with varying degrees of alergic reactions
7. You stutter when speaking to the opposite sex
The luke warm drinks would have me rampaging!!😂😂😂
😂who hurt you bro
Every time, right before you put your shoe on, you step in something wet.
Even though, you know that the floor was dry.
Everytime you have cereal it's instantly soggy
My boy that i used to carpool with for work had that same problem with his truck. Them spiders were just attaching ziplines everynight from his truck to the tree so we would just start baby-sharking every morning when going to his truck. Shit just ended up being funny 😂
Every time you leave the house but your stomach starts bubbling 💩
Every zipper you own gets stuck every single time you need to use it (clothes, bags, storage etc.) 😄🤪
With the fart one, that's assuming it's silent lmaooooooo imagine you think "it's just a lil white lie, no harm done" and just hear *ppeeerrrrr*
Every time you replace batteries in a remote with batteries from another remote or batteries you find just lying around, the replacement batteries are more dead than the batteries you're replacing.
😂😂😂😂
The spider web karate chop is too relatable
Everytime you sneeze snot comes out and you’re out of napkins
Fuhad needs more fibre in his diet 02:23 😂😂😂
Or take some pills or that liquid medicine
Bomboclat
Nobody has ever looked better with grey sweats ❤ Crushing on James!
Hahahaha Fuhad’s face when James said “put it here” but seriously tho, have you apologised to Ellis🤔🤔
What happened
Love from Trinidad!!!
Every time you go to cheat you go soft 😅
Stub your toe Everytime you get in the shower.😂😂😂
Every time you go to pay for something in cash you’re one penny short.
Your long sleeve shirt bunches up to your elbow when you put on a winter coat/jacket
😒
Everytime you try to plug your phone in, you keep missing the outlet and you have to look at it
Everytime you use a spoon it falls on the floor.
Every pair of shoes has a pebble in it. No matter how many times you change your shoes , your socks or even the kind of shoe. There will ALWAYS be a pebble!!!!!👽😈👹
Every automatic door you try to walk through has a 3 second delay
regarding the spiderweb ting, what about situations where someone is walking in front of you and is taller but you still experience the spiderwebs on your face and the person walks on as if they didn't experience it
Sometimes its hair or fuzz sometimes its a real spider on you😂😂😂😂
Anytime you yawn your jaw pops
I love ya guys so much , i love your content 😭♥️♥️♥️♥️ u r the only one I enjoyed watching
Fuhad @ 1:22 KILLED MEEEEE
Always feel like there's sth in ur eye 😢
Everytime you eat meat it gets stuck in your teeth
Every time you blink you feel there is a fallen eyelash or stone in your eyes😂
Imagine if skin lotion never worked?
I wear wristbands to wash my face to avoid the water running down my arm. I HATE IT!
7:07 that's me rn💀 my shii cannot stop vibranting
i burp after hiccups too and the hiccups themselves hurt lmaoooooo
Every time you take your phone out on the toilet you get the battery warning
Why does the bloke on my right remind me of a British Drake.. with Drake being the budget 🤣🤣
That’s spiders trying to catch you lol
Summer Spiders at James': "Come on boys, we gettin' this lil' bboy today! He ain't leaving! we got enough web to.. OH Fcuk HE SWINGIN, hit the 8 leg bounce!!"🤣🤣
Jajajajajajajaja! I hate spiders to the degree that physical contact can lead to anxiety attack. So, walking into a spider on a daily basis, would be akin to being physically attacked everyday. That's domestic terrorism! 😭😭😭😭
Whenever i drink i get hiccups. Make it make since. I dont even know whats happening😂😂😂
You always have one penny less than what you need to pay for jarrrin
If you fart when you lie, politicians might cropdust a press conference
Everytime you walk outside you feel like a spider is on your leg
I feel James about the spider thing, that shit is irritating those damn spiders would make so many damn webs, Also I would have them next to my front door, so I would always walk into a damn web,🤦🏾♀️
My charger is showing wires, so that definitely applies to me
I’m probably the only person that enjoys hiccups
It crazy about the charger thing because I'm going through that rn
Every time you go out, you forget to wear your glasses. Now for the whole day your vision is scary and you are squinting in the hopes you can see.
Every battery you ever use only has 3 minutes of charge.
Now I’m curious about male anatomy. Cause, I’m hearing about James’s body telling the difference, but I also once heard a story of a dude being given head and his body was confused, so he pissed on his poor wife instead of the alternative
No matter how many times you fill up, every time you get in the car, the tank is on E. ⛽😮💨 Lol
Nah that's wicked
Every time you get in bed you need to use the bathroom
Hey james & fuhad 😂
Every time you piss. You have about 4 spills on your pants and very smelly😂
Every Single Time you eat out, 😏 they get your order wrong.
Restaurants, drive through... even if you ask someone to cook you a meal, they cook the wrong thing. 😄
Having to jump your car every time your start it
Hicci-burps are the worse...lol😂
Nah not d hair thing pls 😂😂😂
I wish this on James tho. I know he'd be furious every single f**** time. Every time he starts talking some girl he likes, she falls asleep and leave him hanging. 😂😂😂 Fuhad. Read this @shxtsnGigs
Why does it sound like you're describing my life? I have such bad luck.
Everytime you put on gloves it catches a hang-nail. Ouch!😢
No matter where you are, no matter what carrier or phone you use. You can never get any reception or public wifi. Your only life line is your home wifi.
Every video u watch no matter the platform will be delayed by 2 seconds
the one in the white hoodie looks like drake
7:23 James?
I went to see Spiderman and the audio was out of sync I complained like 20 mins into the movie. They corrected it which paused the movie for a few moments but we all got a free snack for the inconvenience
Why was Rem looking like he was pickin his nose? 👃
Just finished watching this video and the sock thing happened to me kmt
My audio have been slightly off for the past 2 days!
Always feeling like something is crawling on you in the bed but nothing is there😂😂😂😂.
😊
Stub your toes 12 times a week, for the rest of your life.
That thing James described about nutting and not being able to piss afterwards happens to me too so happy I'm not the only one 😂
Dont watch those old Kung Fu movies😂😂😂😂😂
I have a question. Is rushing to leave the yard the same as rushing to leave the house?
Ya
Jokes aside, James needs to get his prostate checked...
Is “piss” now a banned word?😊
Why are half the times james says piss censored but other half not censored
1st
earlyyyyyyyy