The Funniest CURSES To Put On Someone | ShxtsNGigs Clips

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Komentáře • 113

  • @DatFeature
    @DatFeature Před 5 měsíci +272

    Every time you sit down for more than two minutes one of your feet will fall asleep

  • @owennalley5030
    @owennalley5030 Před 5 měsíci +72

    You can never hold in your farts no matter where you are or what you're doing😂😂😂

  • @_.aiem._
    @_.aiem._ Před 5 měsíci +39

    Every time you enter a room to get or do something, you forget what it is you wanted to get or what you had to do. 💀

  • @fancyjot6989
    @fancyjot6989 Před 5 měsíci +75

    Love when Fuhad and James play out a scenario 😂😂

  • @ZitaM242
    @ZitaM242 Před 5 měsíci +33

    I once told someone " I hope your iced coffee is the wrong color."

  • @KamInBim
    @KamInBim Před 5 měsíci +68

    I always burp and hiccup at the same time. I call them biccups lolol

    • @Chrisstinnaa
      @Chrisstinnaa Před 5 měsíci +3

      lol same! That’s been me my whole life. Love the name for them

    • @PearlTheSpinster
      @PearlTheSpinster Před 5 měsíci +2

      Biccups😂😂😂😂

  • @ridhwan7255
    @ridhwan7255 Před 5 měsíci +17

    Everytime you speak to someone for the first time IRL, you feel like you haven't brushed or bath in DAYS

  • @laanaalove
    @laanaalove Před 5 měsíci +24

    the hair on your face one would KILL ME

  • @JaylinGant
    @JaylinGant Před 5 měsíci +18

    Came up with some pure evil
    1. Your photos randomly dissapear
    2. Your tire runs completely flat anytime you're remotely late
    3. Every 35 steps your shoe unties
    4. Your music skips & glitches randomly
    5.Every drink you have is luke warm
    6. You develop a new alergy every year with varying degrees of alergic reactions
    7. You stutter when speaking to the opposite sex

    • @owennalley5030
      @owennalley5030 Před 5 měsíci +6

      The luke warm drinks would have me rampaging!!😂😂😂

    • @l.m.t.l
      @l.m.t.l Před 4 měsíci +2

      😂who hurt you bro

  • @iamredencio
    @iamredencio Před 5 měsíci +31

    Every time, right before you put your shoe on, you step in something wet.
    Even though, you know that the floor was dry.

  • @GucciManecubus
    @GucciManecubus Před 5 měsíci +51

    My boy that i used to carpool with for work had that same problem with his truck. Them spiders were just attaching ziplines everynight from his truck to the tree so we would just start baby-sharking every morning when going to his truck. Shit just ended up being funny 😂

  • @lilweezy1740
    @lilweezy1740 Před 5 měsíci +8

    Every time you leave the house but your stomach starts bubbling 💩

  • @igotmyapplejuice7094
    @igotmyapplejuice7094 Před 5 měsíci +12

    Everytime you have cereal it's instantly soggy

  • @LittleMsLibra8
    @LittleMsLibra8 Před 5 měsíci +8

    Every zipper you own gets stuck every single time you need to use it (clothes, bags, storage etc.) 😄🤪

  • @kylerockett1641
    @kylerockett1641 Před 5 měsíci +59

    Every time you replace batteries in a remote with batteries from another remote or batteries you find just lying around, the replacement batteries are more dead than the batteries you're replacing.

  • @shantaezon3618
    @shantaezon3618 Před 5 měsíci +2

    With the fart one, that's assuming it's silent lmaooooooo imagine you think "it's just a lil white lie, no harm done" and just hear *ppeeerrrrr*

  • @londonmmc
    @londonmmc Před 5 měsíci +10

    The spider web karate chop is too relatable

  • @Raheem0177
    @Raheem0177 Před 5 měsíci +2

    Everytime you sneeze snot comes out and you’re out of napkins

  • @sawamusau2634
    @sawamusau2634 Před 3 dny

    Nobody has ever looked better with grey sweats ❤ Crushing on James!

  • @majesty9985
    @majesty9985 Před 5 měsíci +9

    Fuhad needs more fibre in his diet 02:23 😂😂😂

    • @MissShiniSato
      @MissShiniSato Před 5 měsíci +1

      Or take some pills or that liquid medicine

  • @user-rx8no1zt4c
    @user-rx8no1zt4c Před 5 měsíci +9

    Hahahaha Fuhad’s face when James said “put it here” but seriously tho, have you apologised to Ellis🤔🤔

  • @marshmellowsafari
    @marshmellowsafari Před 5 měsíci +5

    Love from Trinidad!!!

  • @hopekadzuwa3296
    @hopekadzuwa3296 Před 5 měsíci +8

    Bomboclat

  • @PearlTheSpinster
    @PearlTheSpinster Před 5 měsíci +1

    Stub your toe Everytime you get in the shower.😂😂😂

  • @nr4509
    @nr4509 Před 5 měsíci +4

    Your long sleeve shirt bunches up to your elbow when you put on a winter coat/jacket

  • @beewest5704
    @beewest5704 Před 5 měsíci +2

    Everytime you use a spoon it falls on the floor.

  • @yusuflawal2860
    @yusuflawal2860 Před 5 měsíci +10

    regarding the spiderweb ting, what about situations where someone is walking in front of you and is taller but you still experience the spiderwebs on your face and the person walks on as if they didn't experience it

    • @PearlTheSpinster
      @PearlTheSpinster Před 5 měsíci

      Sometimes its hair or fuzz sometimes its a real spider on you😂😂😂😂

  • @haleysmith5216
    @haleysmith5216 Před 5 měsíci +2

    Every time you go to pay for something in cash you’re one penny short.

  • @Neothechozen
    @Neothechozen Před 5 měsíci +4

    Every time you go to cheat you go soft 😅

  • @jordanknowlton4985
    @jordanknowlton4985 Před 5 měsíci +4

    Everytime you try to plug your phone in, you keep missing the outlet and you have to look at it

  • @meilicanada8237
    @meilicanada8237 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Every automatic door you try to walk through has a 3 second delay

  • @REEMABREEZY
    @REEMABREEZY Před 5 měsíci +7

    I love ya guys so much , i love your content 😭♥️♥️♥️♥️ u r the only one I enjoyed watching

  • @caulinskaren6112
    @caulinskaren6112 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Always feel like there's sth in ur eye 😢

  • @pommethabasley1321
    @pommethabasley1321 Před 5 měsíci +3

    Every pair of shoes has a pebble in it. No matter how many times you change your shoes , your socks or even the kind of shoe. There will ALWAYS be a pebble!!!!!👽😈👹

  • @melanniefacal5941
    @melanniefacal5941 Před 3 měsíci

    Fuhad @ 1:22 KILLED MEEEEE

  • @TheyHeartLiyah
    @TheyHeartLiyah Před 3 měsíci

    Anytime you yawn your jaw pops

  • @weirdestguyever4533
    @weirdestguyever4533 Před 4 měsíci

    7:07 that's me rn💀 my shii cannot stop vibranting

  • @nickeeb79
    @nickeeb79 Před 5 měsíci +1

    I wear wristbands to wash my face to avoid the water running down my arm. I HATE IT!

  • @MEDYx7
    @MEDYx7 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Everytime you eat meat it gets stuck in your teeth
    Every time you blink you feel there is a fallen eyelash or stone in your eyes😂

  • @AndriaaKaynee2x__
    @AndriaaKaynee2x__ Před 5 měsíci

    i burp after hiccups too and the hiccups themselves hurt lmaoooooo

  • @bronx_logannoexcusesworkou3639

    That’s spiders trying to catch you lol

  • @goofygoof013
    @goofygoof013 Před 3 měsíci

    Every time you take your phone out on the toilet you get the battery warning

  • @cebraulkenne8571
    @cebraulkenne8571 Před 5 měsíci +5

    Imagine if skin lotion never worked?

  • @lfriqhut9429
    @lfriqhut9429 Před 3 měsíci

    Why does the bloke on my right remind me of a British Drake.. with Drake being the budget 🤣🤣

  • @PearlTheSpinster
    @PearlTheSpinster Před 5 měsíci

    Whenever i drink i get hiccups. Make it make since. I dont even know whats happening😂😂😂

  • @joshuabrigden4820
    @joshuabrigden4820 Před 5 měsíci

    Summer Spiders at James': "Come on boys, we gettin' this lil' bboy today! He ain't leaving! we got enough web to.. OH Fcuk HE SWINGIN, hit the 8 leg bounce!!"🤣🤣

  • @RhiannonNTaylorr
    @RhiannonNTaylorr Před 5 měsíci +1

    You always have one penny less than what you need to pay for jarrrin

  • @Retrothebesttro
    @Retrothebesttro Před 5 měsíci

    Everytime you walk outside you feel like a spider is on your leg

  • @kandis7755
    @kandis7755 Před 5 měsíci +3

    I feel James about the spider thing, that shit is irritating those damn spiders would make so many damn webs, Also I would have them next to my front door, so I would always walk into a damn web,🤦🏾‍♀️

  • @mostar1219
    @mostar1219 Před 5 měsíci

    My charger is showing wires, so that definitely applies to me

  • @smarco428
    @smarco428 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Jajajajajajajaja! I hate spiders to the degree that physical contact can lead to anxiety attack. So, walking into a spider on a daily basis, would be akin to being physically attacked everyday. That's domestic terrorism! 😭😭😭😭

  • @shanefokuo1901
    @shanefokuo1901 Před 4 měsíci

    It crazy about the charger thing because I'm going through that rn

  • @mostar1219
    @mostar1219 Před 5 měsíci

    If you fart when you lie, politicians might cropdust a press conference

  • @mostar1219
    @mostar1219 Před 5 měsíci +2

    Now I’m curious about male anatomy. Cause, I’m hearing about James’s body telling the difference, but I also once heard a story of a dude being given head and his body was confused, so he pissed on his poor wife instead of the alternative

  • @thegoodtea839
    @thegoodtea839 Před 5 měsíci

    Every time you go out, you forget to wear your glasses. Now for the whole day your vision is scary and you are squinting in the hopes you can see.

  • @advantageous-me
    @advantageous-me Před 5 měsíci

    No matter how many times you fill up, every time you get in the car, the tank is on E. ⛽😮‍💨 Lol

  • @jenbrem1032
    @jenbrem1032 Před 5 měsíci

    Every battery you ever use only has 3 minutes of charge.

  • @TheMamaZoe
    @TheMamaZoe Před 5 měsíci

    I’m probably the only person that enjoys hiccups

  • @enochmensah2179
    @enochmensah2179 Před 5 měsíci

    Every time you piss. You have about 4 spills on your pants and very smelly😂

  • @loveylandis8109
    @loveylandis8109 Před 5 měsíci

    Having to jump your car every time your start it

  • @mr.slantedeyes9070
    @mr.slantedeyes9070 Před 5 měsíci

    Every time you get in bed you need to use the bathroom

  • @advantageous-me
    @advantageous-me Před 5 měsíci

    Every Single Time you eat out, 😏 they get your order wrong.
    Restaurants, drive through... even if you ask someone to cook you a meal, they cook the wrong thing. 😄

  • @goldensoulholistics
    @goldensoulholistics Před 5 měsíci

    Hey james & fuhad 😂

  • @MentalAbility28
    @MentalAbility28 Před 3 měsíci

    Hicci-burps are the worse...lol😂

  • @spicerack73
    @spicerack73 Před 5 měsíci

    Everytime you put on gloves it catches a hang-nail. Ouch!😢

  • @Ebeles_Dairy
    @Ebeles_Dairy Před 5 měsíci

    Nah not d hair thing pls 😂😂😂

  • @paigeward7392
    @paigeward7392 Před 4 měsíci

    Why does it sound like you're describing my life? I have such bad luck.

  • @altacc3223
    @altacc3223 Před 5 měsíci

    Every video u watch no matter the platform will be delayed by 2 seconds

  • @enochmensah2179
    @enochmensah2179 Před 5 měsíci +2

    I wish this on James tho. I know he'd be furious every single f**** time. Every time he starts talking some girl he likes, she falls asleep and leave him hanging. 😂😂😂 Fuhad. Read this @shxtsnGigs

  • @Five0f5even
    @Five0f5even Před 5 měsíci

    No matter where you are, no matter what carrier or phone you use. You can never get any reception or public wifi. Your only life line is your home wifi.

  • @biangaxx
    @biangaxx Před 5 měsíci

    the one in the white hoodie looks like drake

  • @But1stTea
    @But1stTea Před měsícem

    I went to see Spiderman and the audio was out of sync I complained like 20 mins into the movie. They corrected it which paused the movie for a few moments but we all got a free snack for the inconvenience

  • @jeraldlopez5363
    @jeraldlopez5363 Před 5 měsíci

    7:23 James?

  • @gregoryadams5766
    @gregoryadams5766 Před 5 měsíci

    Why was Rem looking like he was pickin his nose? 👃

  • @missjasminehamilton
    @missjasminehamilton Před 5 měsíci

    My audio have been slightly off for the past 2 days!

  • @jamzactive2875
    @jamzactive2875 Před 5 měsíci

    Just finished watching this video and the sock thing happened to me kmt

  • @Markooo-zh9us
    @Markooo-zh9us Před 5 měsíci +4

    That thing James described about nutting and not being able to piss afterwards happens to me too so happy I'm not the only one 😂

  • @PearlTheSpinster
    @PearlTheSpinster Před 5 měsíci

    Always feeling like something is crawling on you in the bed but nothing is there😂😂😂😂.

  • @littlegravitas9898
    @littlegravitas9898 Před 5 měsíci

    Stub your toes 12 times a week, for the rest of your life.

  • @tarnesh88
    @tarnesh88 Před 5 měsíci

    I have a question. Is rushing to leave the yard the same as rushing to leave the house?

  • @KBee2hi
    @KBee2hi Před 5 měsíci

    😊

  • @PearlTheSpinster
    @PearlTheSpinster Před 5 měsíci

    Dont watch those old Kung Fu movies😂😂😂😂😂

  • @girlgonewoof
    @girlgonewoof Před 5 měsíci

    Jokes aside, James needs to get his prostate checked...

  • @Halluxxx
    @Halluxxx Před 5 měsíci

    Why are half the times james says piss censored but other half not censored

  • @jlynn8707
    @jlynn8707 Před 5 měsíci

    Is “piss” now a banned word?😊

  • @Venge_ae
    @Venge_ae Před 5 měsíci +4

    1st

  • @qaliabdullealmasgymnasietv541
    @qaliabdullealmasgymnasietv541 Před 5 měsíci +1

    earlyyyyyyyy