Fun fact: the British invented soccer (football) when they won a war between them and Denmark. The British kicked around Danish soldiers' heads, which is the "heads" which were kicked around.
Imagine Ancient Messi playing Football/Soccer with Ancient Ronaldo's head Edit: For the Ronaldo fans Imagine Ancient Ronaldo Playing Football/Soccer with Ancient Messi's head
Time to break the chain of humility and say that this is actually a great video. A bunch of facts I didn't know before that I know now. This man needs a new comment section fr
Technically, the soccer ball was first invented in ancient China and was used as a military sport. It was made of two pieces of leather stitched together and was filled with feathers. It’s called Cuju and it was extremely similar with soccer but instead of kicking it into the goal they kick it over a tall fence .
The last fact is actually true they used to do that head ball thing millions of years ago and if your team lost the supporters get their head chopped off
Back during the times of Irish dynasties there was one very brutal dynasty that beheaded people and kicked around the disembodied heads as some sort of sick game
@@austindong5686 OHHH sorry sir I didn’t assume that you were too superior to laugh at us peasants’ jokes. The joke is that he claims to break world records and how basically every extravagant move was made by him, so that’s where the joke originates. Please forgive us, your highness 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
Humble jokes are boring and are only relevant on the videos where he is talking about his achievements. This was a great video about the history of soccer and it doesnt need smooth brains commenting "so humble" on it.
I am a mizo and in some places in Mizoram like where i lived in we still blow up pig bladders and play with them. But it was quite hard to get one since the person who raised the pig and butcherd it had to be someone u knew.Even though we had normal balls playing with the pig bladder just hit different
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It's football not soccer
Football!!!!!!!! Not soccer!!!!
@@JaiVr. no
No
Bros so humble he needs a new comment section
It’s over stop with the bros so humble shit it’s not funny anymore ong
Bro is speaking facts
Cm
Dont ask
@@lev4033 ?
Bro just explained over a century in about a minute video.
Ever seen the big bang theory intro?
Two
@@nzeditz5812that's why he said over a century
It’s a football not a soccer ball
Why is he yelling at me😢
Bro said to never call football soccer 💀💀💀
It’s borh
It’s soccer lil bro💀💀💀
@@Itscuevohomieno its fucking not.Everywhere its called football exept america.Way more people call it football.Its football lil bro,stop yappin.
@@crysencioaep socks are put with your feet and plus soccer is a term for football
@@crysencioaepactually as someone who doesn't wear shoes i can confirm i use my socks
Fun fact: the British invented soccer (football) when they won a war between them and Denmark. The British kicked around Danish soldiers' heads, which is the "heads" which were kicked around.
"This is why Leon Edwards has the most aesthetic physique in the world"
Lean edwards🥵
Wrong vid bro
Wrong channel bro💀💀💀💀💀
NPC idiot.
That’s what I’m saying
This version of DEX >>>
Imagine Ancient Messi playing Football/Soccer with Ancient Ronaldo's head
Edit: For the Ronaldo fans
Imagine Ancient Ronaldo Playing Football/Soccer with Ancient Messi's head
Nah it's the other way around
Header with a head
Imagine your mother playing with my head 🍆 if you know what i mean🤤
😭🤣💀
Nope @@myuseronrobloxisivy7
It's not soccer it's FOOTBALL!!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You mean Fútbol ?
It can be both bro
@@randomblackguy1161same thing just in Spanish
It’s really not that deep
Bro so humble he forgot to mention he invented kicking.
Not funny
He didn't say he invented anything here you are just being toxic
Youre dead ass not even funny, just aggrevating as hell
@@austindong5686Why are you pressed
@@godslayerreginald because this comment section is like using Ohio jokes, it’s not funny anymore
Time to break the chain of humility and say that this is actually a great video. A bunch of facts I didn't know before that I know now.
This man needs a new comment section fr
Yeah.
Bro literally didn’t do anything to get this much hate
@@odalumo9810 for real though
@@odalumo9810genuinely
facts bruh the “hes so humble” jokes are just as unfunny as the “sam is the type of guy” jokes
Bros so humble he forgot to mention that he invented soccer
That soccer ball be looking like a NFL football
Cant imagine playing with those old soccer balls
Football
@kylegrey3161 it's soccer's
@@anonymous32733 no it’s not it’s football you kick a ball with your foot that’s why it’s football
Oh wow so then football where u catch the ball is called handball now
@@kylegrey3161 yeah exactly stay quiet bitch
They just “Double it and give it to the next player” so hard 💀
in ancient china, dodgeball was invented by soldiers playing with the enemys severed heads
Bro was so humbled he forgot to mention that it is a football
*soccer
@@gabrielvelosa2597 **football
@@FarmingJD-MF**soccer
Bro stfu nobody cares
@@gabrielvelosa2597 it's soccer
Bro went timetraveling just to make a video
Now that's dedication
Love the video man
Bro said
"It's football not soccer"
Damn the word "take a look at me now" took on a whole another meaning💀
European moment 😂😂😂😂😂
Technically, the soccer ball was first invented in ancient China and was used as a military sport. It was made of two pieces of leather stitched together and was filled with feathers. It’s called Cuju and it was extremely similar with soccer but instead of kicking it into the goal they kick it over a tall fence .
True
Its football
🤓🤓
@@sickclips5399🤓🤓
@@Love4currysmeatsidekick69 uncalled for
Bros so humble he forgot to mention that he made the ball. Respect fr 🫡🫡
Unfunny comment
Tell me a a reason why you think he wanted to be funny
@@austindong5686 agree
Bro was so humble he forgot he said football not soccer (sock her) (beat that woman up)
“Fun fact,when soccer was first made,that used human heads as soccer balls” gave me the chills
Bro is so humble kevdog can’t humble him
W comment
"Enter kevdog"
@@gotime676912 year old
Not funny
Bro was so humble he forgot he invented shooting
not funny
@@Lkjjhhb ty
@@Lkjjhhbleave js leave don't even comment
Not funny
If you guys think the humble joke is funny. Explain to me how? Its so overused and it NEVER was even funny.
This is more interesting than my history class
Cartel still use heads to play today 💀
I thought you quit, you made a video saying it and deleted all your community post, so idk What To think anymore
Dexton is like stupid or something
The last fact is actually true they used to do that head ball thing millions of years ago and if your team lost the supporters get their head chopped off
Humans have not been alive for millions of years 💀
He is correct because when soccer teams lost in the old days they had to sacrifice their heads brutal😢.
Football
@@manuelydiegocalderonquiroz2224nobody cares
@@manuelydiegocalderonquiroz2224Soccer
That second one seems more like a volley ball
Dang Captain Cap you're so humble. Didn't even tell us how you invented all these.
bros so humble he forgot to mention how he invented all of these soccer balls
Back during the times of Irish dynasties there was one very brutal dynasty that beheaded people and kicked around the disembodied heads as some sort of sick game
bro is so humble he didnt say he invented these
Not funny
This is why Leon Edwards is the sexiest man on earth.
Make your own jokes, homie.
The 12 paneled soccer Ball looks like a volleyball
The soccer ball looks like a volleyball😂😂😂
Bro Dexton, don’t listen to the haters, there just jealous
Its football my guy
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
stfu its both
Bros so humble he forgot to mention he created spheres
True in ancient Egypt if a team lost they would get decapitated and they kept doing it for more people to watch
Bro is so humble that I got to know its soccer not football
Not funny
Also not socce
Bros so humble he forgot he invented kicking
Where's the punchline? I wasn't sure if I was supposed to laugh.
@@Lancesheeshlaugh
@@Justdrinksumtea Laughing 7 months later seems pointless.
@@Lancesheesh laugh
Bro sounded like Franklin voice actor
Bro’s so humble he didn’t even mention the fact that he invented the soccer ball 💀
"they used human heads for footballs" and by your trustworthy dexton
He is kind of right tho. In BCE some tribes played a type of soccer with the heads of their enemies or traders of their tribe
It's true search it up
@@beyondbelief.Football*
@@manuelydiegocalderonquiroz2224Football*.
@@daveonmillender5015 exactly
Soccer wow
As a Hispanic it hurts when people say my sport wrongfully
Bros so humble he learned to read and write with a book that he wrote himself
Soccer? *It's called football and Ur in my top 25 fa yt* (;
Football? You are crazy man!! IT'S NOT FOOTBALL IT'S CALLED SOCCER
@@gabrielvelosa2597you're the crazy one
It’s not that deep bro
Bro was so humble he forgot to mention he owns 15,000 football clubs 🥶🔥
If you guys think the humble joke is funny. Explain to me how? Its so overused and it NEVER was even funny.
@@austindong5686 OHHH sorry sir I didn’t assume that you were too superior to laugh at us peasants’ jokes. The joke is that he claims to break world records and how basically every extravagant move was made by him, so that’s where the joke originates. Please forgive us, your highness 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
@@austindong5686 Roblox profile picture 😂😂😂
@@Pheonix66256 No way you are talking dark slayer
@@Pheonix66256 also just because other says it doesnt mean its funny
Bro is so humble he forgot to tell us he made the first soccer ball
Fr video was informative and actually good
Bro is so humble that he forgot to mention that he invented football
bros so humble he forgot to include his grandma in the video
Bro is so humble he Forgot to mention that he created kicking
Bros making sure everyone in a 100 mile radius can hear his commentating
Bros so humble he forgot that he is the best soccer player
Humble jokes are boring and are only relevant on the videos where he is talking about his achievements.
This was a great video about the history of soccer and it doesnt need smooth brains commenting "so humble" on it.
@@bucko3353 I'm glad to have another think the same as me, honestly.
@@bucko3353 bro ruined the rizz
@@funandfit303 be quiet child.
Not funny
Its called football
Average european:
@@dabiggestbird81508 i
Dont actually care
@@dabiggestbird81508 it's football
@Julian Plays Americans are dumb
It's called soccer
In 2146 we are gonna get a sneak peak of the 64 panel
“Soccer”😒
I love Soccer 😊❤
Futbol @@gabrielvelosa2597
You forgot the jabulani, that shit was crazy
The last fact is true, the Vikings invented the sport and used the skulls of their enemies as ball
the last one was unexpected
It's true
"Soccer is the Best sport" 🤡🤡
"Football ⚽ Is the best Sport ever" 🐐🐐🐐
Soccer is eternal!!!!
@@gabrielvelosa2597your depression is tooo!!!!!!!
Bros so humble he forgot to mention he created the universe...
Bro so humble he forgot to mention he is ronaldo dad
Its football not soccer
If you agree
👇
Level of childish: IT'S OVER 9000
Gives a whole new meaning to the term header
This reminded me of the gore video “hi” I saw on tiktok a long time ago. Gives me PTSD.
True fact, Japanese emperors would play football with the heads of their enemies 😲😲
I am a mizo and in some places in Mizoram like where i lived in we still blow up pig bladders and play with them.
But it was quite hard to get one since the person who raised the pig and butcherd it had to be someone u knew.Even though we had normal balls playing with the pig bladder just hit different
I have the same blue football
I’m glad he’s switching up his content style, j like it
You the single greatest basketball CZcamsr out there man, love the work keep it up👍
They used to use human heada 3 seconds later funky town starts playing
Imagen doing a
Header with a
Head💀💀💀
As a caveman, I can confirm that we used Christiano Ronaldo's head to play football
The way he talks is like he's yelling but at normal talking volume.
Bro is the creator of humble😂😂
Glad we have these Balls now ⚽️⚽️
The net ur using needs to have the logo on the front which yours is facing down to the grass
Bro yelling like a drill sergeant
Headers are crazy in the last one
The head bump
That's not a human that a Goat
Content is good in general but "soccer" hurts me on the inside
“Pig bladder”
Bro so humble he didn’t even mention that he created soccer
You’re so unoriginal your mom forgot to abort you
this man fr plays soccer
us chads play football 🗿
Bros so humble he didn't even mention that he invented legs
Not funny
Human heads were the real soccer balls they were used in Aztec soccer
So that’s where the design of the American football came from
bros so humble he didn’t tell us he created football
Bro actually got the first soccer ball😂😂😂😂
“This ball was too controversial because they didn’t like the size”
Now we have 12 panel Gaelic balls
It's true in the astect times people would use the heads of the losing team
Bro so humble he forgot to say he invented the soccer ball then innovated new ways to improve it
Kinda looks like a football
It is a football ⚽