Aaron Berg - Hot Chocolate - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored

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  • Aaron Berg gets in over his head when he agrees to an unusual masturbation situation.
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  • @standup
    @standup Před 4 lety +38

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  • @veganmikey1
    @veganmikey1 Před 6 lety +2602

    This was the weirdest Ted Talk I’ve ever seen.

  • @jason_x_90
    @jason_x_90 Před 5 lety +836

    As a Jamaican I'm impressed with the accent. He's like 85% there, even left out the H in Heineken 😂

  • @blackitikatt533
    @blackitikatt533 Před 6 lety +2242

    That was the best Jamaican accent I've ever heard a white man do in my life!👏

    • @chmchn
      @chmchn Před 6 lety +67

      As a born and raised Jamaican I&I approve this message!! loool

    • @kgthoughts
      @kgthoughts Před 6 lety +21

      Probably cause he's from Toronto

    • @Sunshine_Daydream222
      @Sunshine_Daydream222 Před 5 lety +19

      You never met a white Jamaican, eh? Lol

    • @calviincalifornia4048
      @calviincalifornia4048 Před 5 lety +7

      you should hear big jay oakerson on the bonfire

    • @maggiwater1
      @maggiwater1 Před 5 lety +14

      👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾RIGHT I'm from Trinidad and ppl in America for some reason always think I'm Jamaican, as if that's the only carribean island in the world lmao, but they tru to mimic me, and nobody gets it right😶 he was right on point lol

  • @angeldozier7649
    @angeldozier7649 Před 5 lety +429

    I'm mad at how well he did the Jamaican accent. LOL

    • @Rizlack
      @Rizlack Před 5 lety +5

      Lol why it was amazing! Black people do the "white" voice all the time and no one bats an eyelash. "Why hello there folks my names Chip let's go on a hike!!" Comedy is comedy...get over the race shit.

    • @jocomfiresin6982
      @jocomfiresin6982 Před 4 lety +3

      @Citizen of the World let's not call him illiterate... I mean he clearly is capable of reading ^ he's just very very ignorant.

    • @playerknownasmousecop
      @playerknownasmousecop Před 4 lety +5

      @@Rizlack You must be fun at parties huh mate?

    • @gametroller1
      @gametroller1 Před 4 lety +5

      No need to hate on beef cake he didn’t understand ok you simply have to educate him on the wording that’s all he’s not dumb because he didn’t know. The whole “I’m Mad That” is mainly African American because as someone who has a lot of black work colleagues in the uk. I can safely say I’ve never heard them say that. They simply compliment.

    • @alexandrahenderson4368
      @alexandrahenderson4368 Před 4 lety +3

      @@Rizlack "I'm mad at"= I'm surprised/jealous that

  • @eyecontactleadsto
    @eyecontactleadsto Před 7 lety +361

    He deserved way more of an applause and response from that crowd. That was a fantastic story and hilariously delivered!!

    • @calviincalifornia4048
      @calviincalifornia4048 Před 5 lety +10

      its probably the audio engineering. the audio pickups were not sufficient to hear the noises they made

    • @sarahgeorge5386
      @sarahgeorge5386 Před 5 lety +4

      it’s the homophobia

    • @coleroberts6147
      @coleroberts6147 Před 4 lety +7

      The crowd got nervous. They couldn't deal with the homoerotic nature of the story. Which shows there's a lot of folk in that crowd who have not fully explored their own sexuality

    • @Daddy_Bear_722
      @Daddy_Bear_722 Před 3 lety +3

      Right? He deserved more.

  • @pnwfavmilf05-12
    @pnwfavmilf05-12 Před 6 lety +957

    Its only gay if the price is too low😂

  • @MohammedMuaawia
    @MohammedMuaawia Před 7 lety +1227

    His Jamaican accent is on point

  • @TurkIsAwesome
    @TurkIsAwesome Před 7 lety +829

    that was a wild story from beginning to the end. i cant stop laughing

    • @linuxd
      @linuxd Před 7 lety +2

      lsmail Abi the most uncomfortable thing to laugh at but I'm so glad I watched this whole thing

    • @arcticrunning8370
      @arcticrunning8370 Před 5 lety

      how bout now?

  • @TheElusiveReality
    @TheElusiveReality Před 4 lety +77

    as a jamaican, that is absolutely the BEST jamaican accent ive heard a non jamaican do

    • @TheElusiveReality
      @TheElusiveReality Před 4 lety +1

      that guy he describes is just like so many guys i know and have smoked with lmaoo 😭😭😭

  • @ParkerRognrud
    @ParkerRognrud Před 4 lety +70

    "Don't look Macaulay Culkin in the eye" *DEAD*

  • @elwilson7
    @elwilson7 Před 7 lety +296

    this guy knows how to tell a story. one of the best episodes.

  • @TheRussianGenius
    @TheRussianGenius Před 6 lety +562

    "Black lives splatter" Lool, funniest line.

    • @VeganSanatani
      @VeganSanatani Před 5 lety

      TheRussianGenius lol ikr

    • @moritzbierdimpfl7233
      @moritzbierdimpfl7233 Před 4 lety +1

      i think thats actualy a line from eric andew but it fits so much better here xD

    • @justamustache2324
      @justamustache2324 Před 3 lety +4

      @@moritzbierdimpfl7233 it was actually “black lives bladder” cuz he was pissing on a political sign

    • @johnjsmith8341
      @johnjsmith8341 Před 3 lety +6

      This is why your channel is dead lol

    • @boredguy3865
      @boredguy3865 Před 2 lety

      @@johnjsmith8341 oh, you're one of those snowflakes huh?

  • @EMILIE05
    @EMILIE05 Před 4 lety +160

    “I’m not gay, and you’re not gay, and I’m not gay, and you’re not gay, we’re not gay.”

  • @woogiemonster
    @woogiemonster Před 7 lety +463

    ...This was *not* a good time for my brother to unexpectedly walk in.

  • @kawffeytheinkredible3295
    @kawffeytheinkredible3295 Před 4 lety +117

    That accent went VERY under appreciated by this crowd.

  • @mckaliablair1653
    @mckaliablair1653 Před 5 lety +63

    “Maybe it’s not gay because there’s money involved” 😭😭😭😂

  • @ngom44able
    @ngom44able Před 7 lety +153

    A black, a Jewish and a gay man walk into a bar......

  • @narcissistwhisperer
    @narcissistwhisperer Před 4 lety +16

    His impression of the accents was AMAZING! That was the funniest bit of this bit. Bravo, Aaron.

  • @oscarclarke2653
    @oscarclarke2653 Před 4 lety +34

    This is the best "This Is Not Happening" without a doubt.
    Awesome delivery, the dude had a fucking disgusting and hard story, his impressions are great, it's fast but fantastic.

  • @avrilraven5499
    @avrilraven5499 Před 5 lety +84

    I picked hot chocolate thinking it would be delightfully funny.. I certainly got a suprise 😂😂😂

  • @ohmyblindman
    @ohmyblindman Před 6 lety +201

    I can tell he's jacked by his forearms, awesome set by the way

  • @YourBoyWang
    @YourBoyWang Před 7 lety +88

    Can we get more of him? This had me in tears!

  • @abbywolffe4114
    @abbywolffe4114 Před 4 lety +278

    "If you know Jamaicans they're very-"
    Me, a bisexual Jamaican: Homophobic

  • @AlexReynard
    @AlexReynard Před 3 lety +13

    That was _exhaustingly_ funny. I feel winded just trying to keep up with the sheer *amount* of funny in that.

  • @TheComiKen
    @TheComiKen Před 7 lety +58

    Damn, what a storyteller!

  • @MrCaptinrum
    @MrCaptinrum Před 7 lety +310

    he never mentioned when he got paid 😐

    • @NicciGemz
      @NicciGemz Před 4 lety +9

      He probably got the money upfront

  • @TASmith10
    @TASmith10 Před 7 lety +209

    So, I'm watching this with my headphones on. My 9 year-old autistic son comes over and reads the title to this. He loves hot chocolate, and he has no idea what this really is, so he wants to hear it. Oops! So, I'm closing this. Really funny story, though.

    • @jezebelrodriguez5428
      @jezebelrodriguez5428 Před 5 lety +7

      Ahhhhhh omg (wheezing really hard right now)😂😂😂

    • @augusts1
      @augusts1 Před 5 lety +7

      That'll teach ya for having a kid! 😉

  • @AtilioEscobar
    @AtilioEscobar Před 7 lety +328

    Craziest story I've heard in awhile!

  • @vitani16
    @vitani16 Před 5 lety +31

    When he mentioned poppers, I thought the dude was handing them party poppers right as they came in celebration. Whoops, lmao.

  • @trevorbabb2603
    @trevorbabb2603 Před 7 lety +386

    Black Lives Splatter LMFAOOOOOOOO

  • @dhl671
    @dhl671 Před rokem +4

    One of the best bits in this comedy series!!
    And this fella has some of the best accents - and has um on point!
    .

  • @lucaspsm125
    @lucaspsm125 Před 3 lety +8

    When he said the Casper joke I literally cried laughing

  • @sarahlovee4229
    @sarahlovee4229 Před 5 lety +214

    Thats called gay for pay

  • @vanessapaper
    @vanessapaper Před 4 lety +14

    this is one of the funniest comedians that has been on this show

  • @pagnedaman3777
    @pagnedaman3777 Před 4 lety +13

    Holy shit this was absolutely hilarious. One of the funniest stories I've ever seen on this show. What a great story and comic.

  • @tti3360
    @tti3360 Před 3 lety +3

    Thank you Aaron for being talented in telling stories. After a crappie day people like you can indeed change the mood. So 👏👏👏👏👏

  • @VIDEOdugo
    @VIDEOdugo Před 5 lety +25

    Comedy Central: _UNCENSORED_
    Also Comedy Central: *CENSORS WORD*

  • @scienceexclamationpoint8429

    This guy is absolutely fantastic!!! The impressions he does are hilarious and awesome

  • @josephcredendino2899
    @josephcredendino2899 Před 5 lety +9

    Saw this dude live in New York city and he roasted the shit out of me in the audience. 10/10 would get roasted again, dudes funny as fuck.

  • @crabbyscrappy
    @crabbyscrappy Před 2 lety +5

    Everyone needs a friend like Hot Chocolate

  • @F40LM
    @F40LM Před 5 lety +6

    Proper funny guy, one of the best in this playlist and good accent impression

  • @Biggnaa20
    @Biggnaa20 Před 6 lety +39

    I want someone to make a dancehall riddin with "Reparation! Reparation! Reparation!"

  • @thegrantkennedy
    @thegrantkennedy Před 6 lety +6

    that was seriously one of the funniest sets of comedy i've ever seen

  • @DaveSP196
    @DaveSP196 Před 7 lety +111

    That was one of the best I have seen in a while

  • @Bubba1960.
    @Bubba1960. Před 6 lety +4

    "performance art on the D train" holy fuck I died!

  • @anthonydee639
    @anthonydee639 Před 4 lety +1

    One of the Best This is not Happening I've seen!

  • @FleeceThavon48
    @FleeceThavon48 Před 3 lety +1

    Not for nothing but his accent and execution of patois is amazing 🤣🤣🇯🇲🇯🇲

  • @acesb24
    @acesb24 Před 4 lety +12

    He got some good character voices

  • @aliciacrispinosingh6170
    @aliciacrispinosingh6170 Před 5 lety +3

    Started my morning by watching this and I say it was worth it.

  • @kulak8548
    @kulak8548 Před 6 lety +583

    This crowd sucks. Great jokes, but it was at least twice as funny as they let on.

    • @zionakinjide650
      @zionakinjide650 Před 5 lety +31

      i'd be rolling on the floor.. he def can tell a story

    • @briel7904
      @briel7904 Před 5 lety +8

      I agree. I was almost in tears.

    • @calviincalifornia4048
      @calviincalifornia4048 Před 5 lety +5

      it could be the mic'ing. often times the audio pickups are not good enough to capture the crowd making noises. happens all the time with gigs i used to do

    • @Deenique16
      @Deenique16 Před 5 lety +2

      I dont understand what you want them to do. People are laughing...

    • @BothHands1
      @BothHands1 Před 4 lety

      The whole thing was gross and I'm pissed I've wasted 13 minutes. But if a female comic talks about sex once, she gets eaten alive. w/e

  • @fabiorabinstandup
    @fabiorabinstandup Před 4 lety +47

    I love this guy! So funny

  • @muddywatters4886
    @muddywatters4886 Před 7 lety +18

    definetly one of the best ones in a while :D

  • @alexanderdavis9591
    @alexanderdavis9591 Před 5 lety +10

    I haven’t laughed so hard at one of these in so long

  • @jc_yadigg
    @jc_yadigg Před 4 lety +2

    Best one so far! There good stories and then there good story telling. He was great at both!

  • @morticianjosh7116
    @morticianjosh7116 Před 2 lety +1

    Aaron Berg is a great story teller. Cumpelling!

  • @Noelhall88
    @Noelhall88 Před 2 lety +2

    As a Jamaican I have to say this guy was ON POINT!!! He has better patois than me 😆

  • @Leoppassion
    @Leoppassion Před 5 lety +7

    I love how the audience is mesmerized by his mannerism that they a lot of them seem to miss how clever the comparisons he makes are.
    "9:01 it's like a performance art on a d-train *masturbation motion*" freakin killed me.

  • @seraphale
    @seraphale Před rokem +2

    That crowd was not prepared! 🤣 Pity, it's a great story!

  • @JMLTLN
    @JMLTLN Před 6 lety +70

    Omg. His accent wasn't half bad. 😭😭😭

  • @jackstevens8344
    @jackstevens8344 Před 5 lety +7

    Kinda like a real-life version of "i ain't gay, but 20 bucks is 20 bucks."

  • @BernieTheDevastator
    @BernieTheDevastator Před 4 lety +17

    Hold up..... HE DIDNT SAY HE GOT THE MONEY!!!

  • @patchoulicolt7093
    @patchoulicolt7093 Před 6 lety +1

    Best story I've heard in a long time.

  • @12345themadguy
    @12345themadguy Před 5 lety +4

    Cried and had a coughing fit this was crazy funny

  • @ellecapone1337
    @ellecapone1337 Před 3 lety +3

    Omg this is the first one to literally make my laugh my ass off 😂😂🤣🤣

  • @jizunk_in_my_trizunk
    @jizunk_in_my_trizunk Před 7 lety +44

    Nice throw to monty python for the opening.

  • @wolfbones666
    @wolfbones666 Před 3 lety +2

    This is about to blow up again after all these years.

  • @bridge12582
    @bridge12582 Před 7 lety +24

    liars! cheats! this is censored!! I demand redemption!

  • @jeremythompson3859
    @jeremythompson3859 Před 5 lety +19

    Intro is out at 1:05, dont thank me

    • @alissacheck4194
      @alissacheck4194 Před 4 lety +2

      Thank you

    • @HeidiSvenson
      @HeidiSvenson Před 4 lety +2

      Every single one of these "This is Not Happening" shows all have intros that are annoying AF and the comedians come on at almost exactly at the 1:00 minute mark on all of them. So I always just zoom to it automatically. YOU'RE welcome. ;-)

  • @brittanyadamson4271
    @brittanyadamson4271 Před 6 lety +60

    His Jamaican accent ain’t bad

  • @GarrettPDGA
    @GarrettPDGA Před rokem +1

    This one is in the top 5 for the series, hilarious

  • @gammelhund
    @gammelhund Před 6 lety +19

    This guy is so good at accents :D

  • @raptorprolapsor
    @raptorprolapsor Před 6 lety +20

    oh my god that was the funniest one ive seen by far!!!

  • @corbinfobbs6409
    @corbinfobbs6409 Před 4 lety +1

    This is one to watch twice a year funnier everytime

  • @itsyagirlindica3505
    @itsyagirlindica3505 Před 5 lety +1

    Loved his impressions.

  • @nickcline5569
    @nickcline5569 Před 4 lety +8

    This was the first time I've laughed so hard I not only cried but also ran out of breath

  • @ruvamasiyanise1771
    @ruvamasiyanise1771 Před 5 lety +2

    Laughed so hard, violently coughing now

  • @MrNobodyAid
    @MrNobodyAid Před 6 lety +3

    Damn I have to stop listenning to these at work :-D Out of nothing burst out laughing in dead silence office

  • @partsmonster1
    @partsmonster1 Před 6 lety +4

    Aaron is truly a funny dude!

  • @Tzadeck
    @Tzadeck Před 7 lety +16

    If this happened to me I would not tell anyone, haha.

  • @LlamaWarriorMan
    @LlamaWarriorMan Před 7 lety

    lol the intro is so beautifully insane

  • @missannethrowpy4013
    @missannethrowpy4013 Před 6 lety +1

    Loved this story.

  • @deadtheories4170
    @deadtheories4170 Před 4 lety +1

    I *F* ing laughed out loud 😂

  • @chironapolonio
    @chironapolonio Před 4 lety +4

    I am belly-laughing 🤣

  • @jerryrodriguez264
    @jerryrodriguez264 Před 4 lety +4

    He's does the Jamaican accent so well lol

  • @CMConnolly
    @CMConnolly Před 7 lety

    this was too funny. cheers!

  • @dezaraemichelle509
    @dezaraemichelle509 Před 5 lety +3

    when he was doing the dude's accent all I could picture was Edna Mode from The Incredibles 😂

  • @Deusvult28024
    @Deusvult28024 Před 3 lety +1

    11:41 that old timey detective voice 💀

  • @deseanashby
    @deseanashby Před 7 lety +21

    Not a good idea to eat something with ranch on it while listening to this story

  • @brian554xx
    @brian554xx Před 6 lety +6

    I kept picturing this guy as Hedonism-bot from Futurama.

    • @brian554xx
      @brian554xx Před 6 lety

      Who, in turn, vocally reminds me of the King of Insurance from Drawn Together.

  • @niceguy4895
    @niceguy4895 Před 2 lety

    This story was epically vivid 😂

  • @shay_2468
    @shay_2468 Před 2 lety

    This one was a wild ride from beginning to end lol 😆

  • @andylin997
    @andylin997 Před 5 lety +10

    Wow that escalated quickly, i clicked on this video expecting this to be something about literally hot chocolate. It was definetly not. Funny as fck though lol

  • @blackheart6162
    @blackheart6162 Před 5 lety

    THIS WAS AMAZING OMG

  • @yhwh5981
    @yhwh5981 Před 7 lety

    best 13 minutes of my life!

  • @AholeAtheist
    @AholeAtheist Před 7 lety +1

    Hahaa! I like how they went all Monty Python with the intro.

  • @mattix3119
    @mattix3119 Před 4 lety

    Best one so far

  • @JohnQGames
    @JohnQGames Před 5 lety +2

    Whoever disliked this video has no business watching stand-up.

  • @FriendlyEsotericDude
    @FriendlyEsotericDude Před 5 lety

    This is the best one by far.

  • @devinbeverage1888
    @devinbeverage1888 Před 4 lety +14

    “Oh it’s just a Jewish transaction”