Aaron Berg - Hot Chocolate - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored
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- čas přidán 16. 11. 2016
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This was the weirdest Ted Talk I’ve ever seen.
#circleup
Hahahaha
What do you mean? This was funny
😂😂😂
lol
As a Jamaican I'm impressed with the accent. He's like 85% there, even left out the H in Heineken 😂
I looked away everytime he did it and
Wow
😂🤣😂🤣😂
💯
ja!
My favorite bit was him singing Bob Marley I want to hear him cover "could you be loved"
That was the best Jamaican accent I've ever heard a white man do in my life!👏
As a born and raised Jamaican I&I approve this message!! loool
Probably cause he's from Toronto
You never met a white Jamaican, eh? Lol
you should hear big jay oakerson on the bonfire
👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾RIGHT I'm from Trinidad and ppl in America for some reason always think I'm Jamaican, as if that's the only carribean island in the world lmao, but they tru to mimic me, and nobody gets it right😶 he was right on point lol
I'm mad at how well he did the Jamaican accent. LOL
Lol why it was amazing! Black people do the "white" voice all the time and no one bats an eyelash. "Why hello there folks my names Chip let's go on a hike!!" Comedy is comedy...get over the race shit.
@Citizen of the World let's not call him illiterate... I mean he clearly is capable of reading ^ he's just very very ignorant.
@@Rizlack You must be fun at parties huh mate?
No need to hate on beef cake he didn’t understand ok you simply have to educate him on the wording that’s all he’s not dumb because he didn’t know. The whole “I’m Mad That” is mainly African American because as someone who has a lot of black work colleagues in the uk. I can safely say I’ve never heard them say that. They simply compliment.
@@Rizlack "I'm mad at"= I'm surprised/jealous that
He deserved way more of an applause and response from that crowd. That was a fantastic story and hilariously delivered!!
its probably the audio engineering. the audio pickups were not sufficient to hear the noises they made
it’s the homophobia
The crowd got nervous. They couldn't deal with the homoerotic nature of the story. Which shows there's a lot of folk in that crowd who have not fully explored their own sexuality
Right? He deserved more.
Its only gay if the price is too low😂
150 too low 😂
This girl gets it
IG lilsparklingdiamond $20 dollars is $20 dollars 😂
Hey that's six bucks you dont have right now.
But ya could
@@Cash4gold84 bitch $2 is $2
His Jamaican accent is on point
No its not
Yeah I wasn’t expecting that
No way bredda
Sometimes it sounds irish
Boe master and Wallace I'll take the dude name Mohammed word over yours
that was a wild story from beginning to the end. i cant stop laughing
lsmail Abi the most uncomfortable thing to laugh at but I'm so glad I watched this whole thing
how bout now?
as a jamaican, that is absolutely the BEST jamaican accent ive heard a non jamaican do
that guy he describes is just like so many guys i know and have smoked with lmaoo 😭😭😭
"Don't look Macaulay Culkin in the eye" *DEAD*
this guy knows how to tell a story. one of the best episodes.
"Black lives splatter" Lool, funniest line.
TheRussianGenius lol ikr
i think thats actualy a line from eric andew but it fits so much better here xD
@@moritzbierdimpfl7233 it was actually “black lives bladder” cuz he was pissing on a political sign
This is why your channel is dead lol
@@johnjsmith8341 oh, you're one of those snowflakes huh?
“I’m not gay, and you’re not gay, and I’m not gay, and you’re not gay, we’re not gay.”
...This was *not* a good time for my brother to unexpectedly walk in.
Sister would have been allegedly worse... :D
yeah
@@kalev60 not if the one watching is the sister
Its ok cuz im not gay and youre not gay and im not gay and we're not gay
That accent went VERY under appreciated by this crowd.
“Maybe it’s not gay because there’s money involved” 😭😭😭😂
A black, a Jewish and a gay man walk into a bar......
"A Jewish" hahaha
Thats PC fam
Way underrated
walk into a strip club bar ..
His impression of the accents was AMAZING! That was the funniest bit of this bit. Bravo, Aaron.
This is the best "This Is Not Happening" without a doubt.
Awesome delivery, the dude had a fucking disgusting and hard story, his impressions are great, it's fast but fantastic.
I picked hot chocolate thinking it would be delightfully funny.. I certainly got a suprise 😂😂😂
I can tell he's jacked by his forearms, awesome set by the way
Can we get more of him? This had me in tears!
"If you know Jamaicans they're very-"
Me, a bisexual Jamaican: Homophobic
DAS BLASPHEMY
That was _exhaustingly_ funny. I feel winded just trying to keep up with the sheer *amount* of funny in that.
Damn, what a storyteller!
he never mentioned when he got paid 😐
He probably got the money upfront
So, I'm watching this with my headphones on. My 9 year-old autistic son comes over and reads the title to this. He loves hot chocolate, and he has no idea what this really is, so he wants to hear it. Oops! So, I'm closing this. Really funny story, though.
Ahhhhhh omg (wheezing really hard right now)😂😂😂
That'll teach ya for having a kid! 😉
Craziest story I've heard in awhile!
When he mentioned poppers, I thought the dude was handing them party poppers right as they came in celebration. Whoops, lmao.
Black Lives Splatter LMFAOOOOOOOO
Trevor Babb I just fucking got to that part. Oohhhh my god.
ikr
Best fucking line I've ever heard!
I went to the comments just to find this 😂
One of the best bits in this comedy series!!
And this fella has some of the best accents - and has um on point!
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When he said the Casper joke I literally cried laughing
Thats called gay for pay
but it wasn't for a 20 tho
Well if the price is right I think we all could be... Imao
I am what you called gay anyway
this is one of the funniest comedians that has been on this show
Holy shit this was absolutely hilarious. One of the funniest stories I've ever seen on this show. What a great story and comic.
Thank you Aaron for being talented in telling stories. After a crappie day people like you can indeed change the mood. So 👏👏👏👏👏
Comedy Central: _UNCENSORED_
Also Comedy Central: *CENSORS WORD*
This guy is absolutely fantastic!!! The impressions he does are hilarious and awesome
Saw this dude live in New York city and he roasted the shit out of me in the audience. 10/10 would get roasted again, dudes funny as fuck.
Everyone needs a friend like Hot Chocolate
Proper funny guy, one of the best in this playlist and good accent impression
I want someone to make a dancehall riddin with "Reparation! Reparation! Reparation!"
that was seriously one of the funniest sets of comedy i've ever seen
That was one of the best I have seen in a while
Dave no way. Terrible.
"performance art on the D train" holy fuck I died!
One of the Best This is not Happening I've seen!
Not for nothing but his accent and execution of patois is amazing 🤣🤣🇯🇲🇯🇲
He got some good character voices
Started my morning by watching this and I say it was worth it.
This crowd sucks. Great jokes, but it was at least twice as funny as they let on.
i'd be rolling on the floor.. he def can tell a story
I agree. I was almost in tears.
it could be the mic'ing. often times the audio pickups are not good enough to capture the crowd making noises. happens all the time with gigs i used to do
I dont understand what you want them to do. People are laughing...
The whole thing was gross and I'm pissed I've wasted 13 minutes. But if a female comic talks about sex once, she gets eaten alive. w/e
I love this guy! So funny
definetly one of the best ones in a while :D
I haven’t laughed so hard at one of these in so long
Best one so far! There good stories and then there good story telling. He was great at both!
Aaron Berg is a great story teller. Cumpelling!
As a Jamaican I have to say this guy was ON POINT!!! He has better patois than me 😆
I love how the audience is mesmerized by his mannerism that they a lot of them seem to miss how clever the comparisons he makes are.
"9:01 it's like a performance art on a d-train *masturbation motion*" freakin killed me.
That crowd was not prepared! 🤣 Pity, it's a great story!
Omg. His accent wasn't half bad. 😭😭😭
Kinda like a real-life version of "i ain't gay, but 20 bucks is 20 bucks."
Hold up..... HE DIDNT SAY HE GOT THE MONEY!!!
Best story I've heard in a long time.
Cried and had a coughing fit this was crazy funny
Omg this is the first one to literally make my laugh my ass off 😂😂🤣🤣
Nice throw to monty python for the opening.
Glad somebody else recognized it
This is about to blow up again after all these years.
liars! cheats! this is censored!! I demand redemption!
Intro is out at 1:05, dont thank me
Thank you
Every single one of these "This is Not Happening" shows all have intros that are annoying AF and the comedians come on at almost exactly at the 1:00 minute mark on all of them. So I always just zoom to it automatically. YOU'RE welcome. ;-)
His Jamaican accent ain’t bad
aye you wanna make out mami? :)
This one is in the top 5 for the series, hilarious
This guy is so good at accents :D
oh my god that was the funniest one ive seen by far!!!
This is one to watch twice a year funnier everytime
Loved his impressions.
This was the first time I've laughed so hard I not only cried but also ran out of breath
Laughed so hard, violently coughing now
Damn I have to stop listenning to these at work :-D Out of nothing burst out laughing in dead silence office
Aaron is truly a funny dude!
If this happened to me I would not tell anyone, haha.
lol the intro is so beautifully insane
Loved this story.
I *F* ing laughed out loud 😂
I am belly-laughing 🤣
He's does the Jamaican accent so well lol
this was too funny. cheers!
when he was doing the dude's accent all I could picture was Edna Mode from The Incredibles 😂
11:41 that old timey detective voice 💀
Not a good idea to eat something with ranch on it while listening to this story
I kept picturing this guy as Hedonism-bot from Futurama.
Who, in turn, vocally reminds me of the King of Insurance from Drawn Together.
This story was epically vivid 😂
This one was a wild ride from beginning to end lol 😆
Wow that escalated quickly, i clicked on this video expecting this to be something about literally hot chocolate. It was definetly not. Funny as fck though lol
THIS WAS AMAZING OMG
best 13 minutes of my life!
Hahaa! I like how they went all Monty Python with the intro.
Best one so far
Whoever disliked this video has no business watching stand-up.
This is the best one by far.
“Oh it’s just a Jewish transaction”