30 second tutorial that takes 8 minutes Give me money: ko-fi.com/joshpoore Follow me on Twitter: x.com/joshpoorevo Intro song is Sakura Nights by Infotron: • Infotron - Sakura Nights
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For your information, Dementia is a disease found in most old people where the patient is slowly forgetting information about their life. It has 7 stages and it happens to old people, it's when the patient forgets everything about their life, we call this Dementia. It's a type of Alzheimers where it has 7 stages and the most common form of Dementia is Alzheimers, Dementia consists of 6 stages. Oh, and I also think you should learn what Dementia is. Basically, Dementia is a disease where... ... ... ... ...
"now i am running FL Studio on mac os NINE now a lot of people, i guess mo--uh, most...most people have, er--ARE running mac os.......X......for......"ten", so if YOU are running mac os X you MIIIIGHT......need to watch a different tutorial....?????? but for all my mac os 9 heads out there keep watching thanks like comment and subscribe"
so accurate and the title would be "techniques that i should have known as a beginner" or "tips that changed my life" and add a shocked face at the thumbnail with red circles😭
@@Josh-Poore it also could go in the video essays about some minor fl studio situation. "What happened to FL Studio?" 1. History of fl studio in just 4 hours. 2. 2 minutes about the FL Studio "drama"
@@riggabort Well it is the fastest but U need to use ur eyes to see if it fits the bpm In the clip settings U can just go to tempo select set and type in the tempo in the menu that pops up this automatically sets it to the set bpm of the track Like that's 10 times easier and quicker in that scenario
Mennn everything is so point on. The phone check during the listening, the way to long intro with the 1hour long logo intro , the kit promo, everything
Since this is entirely intentional parody it should be ignored per the guidelines, right? You can't make a segment if the entire video is based on what you're making a segment on.
Yeah, and also those irritating animations that keep distracting you ...especially if the author DOESN'T tell you to like and subscribe at that moment, like, you're just listening and watching what they're doing, and this fking thing randomly pops up and clicks and rings and you're like "ENOUGH WITH THIS SHIT ALREADY, IF I LIKE IT I'LL SUBSCRIBE, GREAT I JUST MISSED ON WHAT YOU DID." that's me with my ADHD.
I watched to the end and i dont even have FL Studio. This applies to SO many different guides/tutorials/reviews that I've watched before in general, wow
This is stupidly accurate. I watched a tutorial recently on how to remake a sound in serum, and 99% of the sound came from a custom wave table that you had to purchase in a limited availability preset pack
I like how you pretty much didn't exaggerate this at all, and it is so surprisingly accurate for some reason. they'll somehow turn something that can be told in 15 seconds into an 8 minute tutorial
Sensational. had I the patience (or audience) I could make a 2hr video essay about how infuriatingly accurate this is. in conclusion... we need more indian high schoolers making FL tutorials
@@garfocusalternate i mean that if you google something, if a video comes up it automatically highlights the timestamps that tell you what you actually need to know.
One of the best parodies on youtube, hands down. This is a fellow who has watched a lot of FL tutorials. My favorite part is the main subject of the video being five minutes into the eight minute video LMAO
Finally..... I've been taking classes on FL for bout 30 years and have been in the industry for probly 40, and i never thought about doing this.... This ol dog aint too old to learn something new! Cheers -William
It's not just FL Studio either. This video perfectly replaces every single tutorial on CZcams that's kust designed to get as much ad revenue as possible, even though you could realistically do the same thing in 30 seconds or less. Your video was so realistic that it was painful to get through even at 2x speed. Good work!
cheers frank. exactly what i was looking for. this is going to help me become the next big producer. i started producing 2 hours ago and this helps a lot. not like the other tutorials. straight to the point
this is one of the most accurate pieces of parody i've ever seen... live footage of everyone with the "hustler" attitude to music prod despite wasting hundreds of dollars on not pirating everything
The explanation as to why you would wanna do something… advertising an instrument pack… assuming everyone using fl is a beat maker… I felt like I was watching an actual tutorial for a sec here lol
I love when a tutorial explains why I’d want to do the thing I specifically came here to learn.
drew jumpscare
real shit
Holy crap lois it’s drewby goo
drew gooden album when
DREW IS HERE NOWAY
"Let's get started without any further delay... so before we get started-"
That had me dying 💀
😂😂i swear they explain shit like theyre trying to meet a word count
@@junesssss710 Double spacing 16 point font ahh video 😂
didn't realize how funny the whole clip is
💀
is that the sjkylines guy!??!?!
It is kinda fucking weird how accurate this is
@@Marti88oll this video was made with years of experience watching online tutorials
@@Josh-Poore all you need now is 5 billion dollars worth of lighting and camera gear combined with mediocre editing and you're all set 👍
@@vlusky_husky you don't even need editing, just record all the videos and upload them raw
@@Josh-Poore so watching 1 tutorial?
@@TheMaxGuy Yes. Over and over again.
For years
“By default in FL Studio when you stretch an audio clip it’ll be either longer or shorter…” Truly one of the statements of all time.
"By default in real life if you move you end up in a different position"
“By default when you listen to a sound you’re going to hear the sound that is being played”
By default, every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.
@@PixelRunnerYTnewton be like "if you don't move something it don't move" and everybody loved that
by default in fl studio when you move an audio clip itll be either earlier or later on the timeline
Fruity Nation 💀
Busyyyy work beatss
freaky ass name
tf you laughing at ur a prime example of this bs
bro tried to fit in 😭
@@marcosmourino7130 🤣🤣🤣
Like an FL Studio tutorial with dementia. Like an FL Studio tutorial with dementia
lol
Like an FL Studio tutorial with dementia
do you know who else has dementia? do you know who else has dementia? do you know who else has dementia? do you know who else has dementia? do you know who else has dementia? do you know who else has dementia?
it's called slow typing + ADHD
For your information, Dementia is a disease found in most old people where the patient is slowly forgetting information about their life. It has 7 stages and it happens to old people, it's when the patient forgets everything about their life, we call this Dementia. It's a type of Alzheimers where it has 7 stages and the most common form of Dementia is Alzheimers, Dementia consists of 6 stages. Oh, and I also think you should learn what Dementia is. Basically, Dementia is a disease where... ... ... ... ...
i like how the lighting isnt lighting up his face, but a random corner of the room that serves no purpose
We can´t expect YT producing experts to have time for setups when their schedule is all booked out crafting some unique serum presets!
Extremely accurate
i need to see a youtuber have lighting in an even deeper corner that completely masks their face, making them a moving silhouette
@@SonicntZane markiplier did that one time while moving recently iirc
I love how its gotten so bad i'm instinctively skipping cause i'm so used to it lmfao
😂😂😂
3 min in right off the jump is standard
666 likes, won't like it
too real, i can't *not* skip even though it's making me laugh
It's so hard not to skip😭😭
This video took so long getting to the point that my FL Studio "lifetime free updates" license expired 👍
lmfaoooo🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
you make me laugh
This one trick will make your tracks sound like *insert famous producer*
Then mf shows us the track that sounds nothing like famous producer
@@DukeChameleon Then mf never mentions the famous producer
“So by using this synth,we now sound exactly like- wait,shit.. uhhh… this sounds nothing like Eminem fuckkk”
The greats can be emulated u know like j dilla an metro boomin
(ONE SIMPLE TRICK)
@@SunAndMirror metro's boomin
This had me laughing so hard 🤣🤣🤣
“Over 3 drum sounds for only $19.99” sent meeeee 😂😂😂
It's so accurate
you can get more drum samples in a random vocal sample pack from Zero-G lol
"Not many CZcams tutorial music creators are giving deals like that anywhere" Yeah I can imagine
the fact that the things you said are in the descriptions arent in the description is the best detail
It should have been, that all the links are rickrolls
@@mutzbunnywhich is more accurate??
Yeah most tutorials say they have a "free flp" but it's either not there or you have to buy a patron subscription for it.
Christ on a bike. What really sells it is the long-winded explanation of how good the tutorial is going to be right before the first sponsor segments.
"I'm trying to hit one thousand dol- subscirbers"
That killed me
Me too
I was also killed by the joke
*spooooooooky ghosts !1!!1!!!*
guys please dont die 😢im gonna cry
When’s the funeral
They way we have to listen to the whole track when it's just looped twice is too accurate
Maybe, but it’s for a point so it’s not really something to criticize
when you've watched one, you've seen them all.
365th like
This is spot on dude 😂the random interruption about viewer engagement killed me
heeey i know you!
@@mr.fantaseeI don’t know you
I don't know any of you guys either
@@LRXC1that's my purse!
you forgot the "make a mistake and have future you chime in and clarify" bit
"now i am running FL Studio on mac os NINE now a lot of people, i guess mo--uh, most...most people have, er--ARE running mac os.......X......for......"ten", so if YOU are running mac os X you MIIIIGHT......need to watch a different tutorial....??????
but for all my mac os 9 heads out there keep watching thanks
like comment and subscribe"
It's hard to find quality geeks these days
these people always make beats equivalent to the flavor of white bread
_cough_ NavieD _cough_
@@malegria9641real
@@malegria9641Yeah but he gets the point across
ok bad exam0le white bread is yummy
LOL
so accurate and the title would be "techniques that i should have known as a beginner" or
"tips that changed my life" and add a shocked face at the thumbnail with red circles😭
"I had no idea THIS was the most important tool in FL Studio..." big ass circle over the play button
You forgot the part where they show you how to open FL for 10 minutes smh
@@tubofpho5217 How to drag a sample into the playlist in fl studio
Chapter 1: The history of Image-Line
@@Josh-Poorenaaaahhh💀
@@Josh-Poore it also could go in the video essays about some minor fl studio situation.
"What happened to FL Studio?"
1. History of fl studio in just 4 hours.
2. 2 minutes about the FL Studio "drama"
😂😂😂
the fact that that is the least efficient methode to stretch it is so funny
LMAO I didn't even know this because I don't use FL studio
Why is this video the worst of all worlds🤣
@@riggabort Well it is the fastest but U need to use ur eyes to see if it fits the bpm
In the clip settings U can just go to tempo select set and type in the tempo in the menu that pops up this automatically sets it to the set bpm of the track
Like that's 10 times easier and quicker in that scenario
@@grxves7769 So basically it's only faster if you're just really really good at eyeing it. Otherwise it's slow as hell?
@@riggabort yes and if it's my version it's snapping automatically
I dont know if this is intentional or not, but the microphone popping is just the absolute cherry on top 💀💀
Not intentional lmfao obs just hates my microphone
Having me forget why I even pulled up to begin with
"hold your mouse, left click: down"
Quality advice, thanks so much
I love how my attention had drifted away 100% onto something else before 40 seconds could even pass.
at least im not wasting any time
These self promos are soooo fucking spot on lmao another day of thanking god that extensions like sponsorblock exists
Holy shit, this video was INFURIATING. Good job brother :D
This is the only time I’m happy that someone called my video “infuriating” hahaha
@@Josh-Poore nah bro i am happy my youtube algorithm somehow suggested that to me, keep it up man
Mennn everything is so point on. The phone check during the listening, the way to long intro with the 1hour long logo intro , the kit promo, everything
I forgot the drumkit gatekeeping with the plugin tab lmao
sponsorblock peeps yall better leave this video alone this is way too accurate
nah, that would make it even funnier lmao
Fr i was boutta skip instinctively 😂
i down voted them all
Since this is entirely intentional parody it should be ignored per the guidelines, right? You can't make a segment if the entire video is based on what you're making a segment on.
sponsorblock actually let it play out entirely for me
quite possibly the most accurate video i’ve ever watched
"you're not gonna get a deal like that anywhere else" yeah i wonder why 😭
This is painfully accurate lmao
If only CZcams showed me more high quality tutorials like this 😔😔😔
I love the fact that this is an actual tutorial by itself and not just a video mocking tutorials 💀
5:04 no need to thank me
Yea we’re not (this is a joke to that👆joke
And how the comments are accurate too
the comments are even accurate
the comments are accurate even
comet
watching this video felt like trying to run in a dream where your legs are not working at all
the way you've given a heart to almost every comment here too is in a way also eerily accurate to these videos
😭😭 I just like acknowledging the comments hahaha
“Hit that like button hit that subscribe button and hit that bell” then you gotta add the mouse click and bell sound effects
Yeah, and also those irritating animations that keep distracting you
...especially if the author DOESN'T tell you to like and subscribe at that moment, like, you're just listening and watching what they're doing, and this fking thing randomly pops up and clicks and rings and you're like "ENOUGH WITH THIS SHIT ALREADY, IF I LIKE IT I'LL SUBSCRIBE, GREAT I JUST MISSED ON WHAT YOU DID."
that's me with my ADHD.
Ok guys so youre gonna wanna grab my serum preset pack before we start
DAW producer youtube tutorials make me curl up into a ball and cry
almost didn't realize this was a tutorial. I didn't hear the "let's jump into it"
I watched to the end and i dont even have FL Studio. This applies to SO many different guides/tutorials/reviews that I've watched before in general, wow
This is stupidly accurate.
I watched a tutorial recently on how to remake a sound in serum, and 99% of the sound came from a custom wave table that you had to purchase in a limited availability preset pack
thank you fruity loops frank
The fact that you stretch it the wrong way first just to waste extra time for the viewer 😂
Pure Gold
A 8 minute tutorial on how to stretch a clip bruh this is too accurate 😭😭😭
That´s not just fl studio tutorials, that´s literally every single tutorial on this platform 💀
The "Give me money" link in the description is just insane 😭 Most accurate video ever watched
Absolutely perfect. Excellently riding the satire line so it isn't too heavy handed, just realistic. Love it.
"without any further or due, let's get started." "Before we get started,"
"further or due" 😮
This is the most accurate video I've ever watched
you forgot to add part 2
*You forgot to add a mention to part 2.
Everyone knows that all multi-video tutorials are doomed to be unfinished early on.
this was so unpleasant and painful to watch, it reflects the real tutorials perfectly
I like how you pretty much didn't exaggerate this at all, and it is so surprisingly accurate for some reason. they'll somehow turn something that can be told in 15 seconds into an 8 minute tutorial
Ad revenue doesnt happen til its 10 mins long
@@eightcoins4401 no, its 8 minutes.
I actually didn't know the pitchcorrection was so easy lmaoo so I actually learnt something from this vid, great vid!
"without wasting any time" proceeds to waste time
Dude so good 🤣
My favorite is when they're like "So let's just dive right in" after 4 minutes of prologue
i legitimately had to skip the viewer engagement part on this i couldn't take it anymore
If it wasn't for the title this wouldn't be a joke.
this is just missing the crazy adhd video editing and it would somehow do really well XD
4:51 THAT SLIP UP HAD ME DYING
This might very well be the most accurate thing I’ve ever seen 😂
Lmaooo the Serum pack advertising is so accurate bro
I appreciate frank for getting to the point faster than other channels 👍
Finally a tutorial with 200% unnecessary information,it is very useful
"buy my fucking coffee mug in the description"
that was so funny
every time i get lost in elden ring and have to look up where to go it's this kinda thing too
10/10 best tutorial I've ever watched. Straight to the point, no delays. Well done!
This is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen
1:29 The serum preset part is on point 😂😂
why would anybody ever buy a serum preset… 😭
Sensational. had I the patience (or audience) I could make a 2hr video essay about how infuriatingly accurate this is. in conclusion... we need more indian high schoolers making FL tutorials
this is why you always google your question so that it automatically shows you only the important stuff
It's weird how you misspelled "shows you AI-generated nonsense / SEO articles."
@@garfocusalternate i mean that if you google something, if a video comes up it automatically highlights the timestamps that tell you what you actually need to know.
had my yt on autoplay and didnt even realize it was satire thats how accurate this is 😂
The gods of ytb algorithm have decided the course of fate. Good content mate
certified banger vid
One of the best parodies on youtube, hands down. This is a fellow who has watched a lot of FL tutorials.
My favorite part is the main subject of the video being five minutes into the eight minute video LMAO
The insistence that you buy his samples / course / etc. is soo accurate to every tutorial on this website.
Bro, meme channels, and all tutorial channels do exactly on the dot what you been showing in this video
Shits perfect🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀
I know everything about FL Studio thanks to this tutorial 💪💪 Thank you so much Fruity Loops Frank 🔥🔥🕯️❤️🔥👨🚒
Finally..... I've been taking classes on FL for bout 30 years and have been in the industry for probly 40, and i never thought about doing this.... This ol dog aint too old to learn something new! Cheers
-William
And there’s second type when video length is less than a minute and all on point without bullshit, love this creators ❤
Fruity Loops Frank 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I like how I skipped thru it like an actual tutorial. 100% accurate
0:35 them listing the reasons why you’d want to do the thing you came for the tutorial for is so accurate what 😭
Tutorials: "How to make a beat using STOCK Plugins"
So I will be using my FabFilter to eq my bassline.
JOOZHUAH BEATS‼️🗣️
shoulda stretched the vid out to 8 mins for the revenue but apart from that its perfect xD
this was so accurate I forgot this was a mock video of the actual tutorials 😭
5:36 not even mentioning what he clicked is so subtle and perfect
Yes
The cut at 4:27 had me dying 💀💀💀💀
It's not just FL Studio either. This video perfectly replaces every single tutorial on CZcams that's kust designed to get as much ad revenue as possible, even though you could realistically do the same thing in 30 seconds or less. Your video was so realistic that it was painful to get through even at 2x speed. Good work!
cheers frank. exactly what i was looking for. this is going to help me become the next big producer. i started producing 2 hours ago and this helps a lot. not like the other tutorials. straight to the point
this is one of the most accurate pieces of parody i've ever seen... live footage of everyone with the "hustler" attitude to music prod despite wasting hundreds of dollars on not pirating everything
I love discovering small youtubers that are really good
the best part is when they put you on their whole loop and they watch it like 🧍
Gotta have that subtle self promo
The explanation as to why you would wanna do something… advertising an instrument pack… assuming everyone using fl is a beat maker… I felt like I was watching an actual tutorial for a sec here lol
Despite how much of a joke this video is, I actually learned about the shift+m shortcut, thank you Fruity Loops Frank