That's one of these videos you only get once in a while. I really wish I could like the video a few dozens of times. In fact, I think I'll make a second account just for liking this twice... :P
James Freeman, the one holding the camera, says to this detective in the longer video of this dialogue that he (James) is an undercover investigative journalist. Since journalism and media have a lot of power in the United States (due to our strong belief and support of the 1st amendment as a whole), James has more power in this situation to antagonize this detective; *(even though James is mostly lying, his bluff is never called.) czcams.com/video/r55BFO9ZVaM/video.html
He was fine with being insulted for 5 minutes straight, which are basically an eternity. Imagine being called a miserable drunk pos for five minutes by a stranger. Ahahah.
That what made me laugh the most.. Him standing there like a NPC ready to give you some type of information.. If he had T-Pose I would of died of laughter..
This right here is a beautiful thing to watch. Not only does he tell the cop he’s “asking the questions”, but then tells him “you don’t look back here again”. This man is the wind beneath my wings.
If you don’t get the hell out RIGHT NOW within fifteen minutes, then I can’t be held responsible. For how bad you’ll feel. About your life. ... Cause you been drinkin on the job.
When he walked away, it reminded me of that GTV npc reaction. It talks shit to you, and when you pull out your gat it says "I'd like to apologize" and walks away
Unсreative the cop was clearly under the influence of some kind he was out of it and didn’t know how to respond if the cop was sober he would be screaming at the camera man notice how the cop steps away and looks down every time he’s asked if he’s been drinking
@@codyh2492 which guy? There's only one "guy" in this video. There's officer doofy in the background and there's a man holding the camera. Doofy obviously can't reproduce, and if the man holding the camera has kids then I'm sure those kids already know what time is bed time and are in bed 5 minutes before said time on their own accord. That only leave the one "guy" in question. 😉
I really doubt he was actually drinking, but the way this transpired is hilarious. You can obviously tell this guy wants the guy filming to fuck off or give him a reason to arrest him.
@@FirstnameLastname-zh9hd *Swearing at a police officer and giving him commands? That is totally harassment - I'm surprised the camera guy didn't get arrested.*
It ended up working out greatly in his favor because he articulated quickly and held firm while keeping his distance. Probably the most civil shouting match I've seen.
@@FurryWrecker911 Sounded like a complete loser while doing it lol. The guy just seemed like he wanted to argue. It worked out for him cus the other guy was more of a bitch.
@@edn1279 was gonna say, the detective fucking chickened out. I was pissed off at the camera dude the whole fucking time and even more pissed off at the wimpy ass detective. As a security guard there's nothing more important than maintaining yout authority. Even if you're wrong. And i work without a weapon. I garuntee that if i was armed I'd have no issue throwing that weight around. But without a weapon i cant think of a single scenario where i let someone get away with directing me at what i should do. Do people talk their shit? Yea they do. But you never lose your ground and you don't budge. Not for a second. This loser detective could've easily told the other guy to fuck off. To assert his authority and explain he has the legal authority to be here. He lost his authority by refusing the command the situation. Tell ya what the entire time i was fucking yelling at the screen. Camera dude is a little shit himself who thinks he's a tough guy. The cop had a gun and backup. Cop could've easily dropped him to the floor. Doesn't matter what the other dude thinks he can do. When you've got a gun and the law on your side you cant get away with a lot.
Can you imagine how retarded that would sound if he said it the other way around. You get out of here right now, in five minutes 😂🤣 because that’s basically what he said
@Belarion A.D. it’s absolutely true. Something wrong with the English language. Not only pronunciation but its lacking of nuance. Need to speak a foreign language, especially a non Romance language, to notice it.
@@jasonroberts2249 what do you mean by nuance? As for me, a foreign language native speaker, English is rather emotional if intonation is properly used
I think the cop just saw him as one of his own people so he didn’t decide to get offended but see it as funny, hence why he smirked a few times during the vid because it’s probably the weirdest thing that has ever to happened to him on the job
@@sun_buddy it is. I use it against people who exhibit narcissistic or sociopathic character traits. It makes them so uncomfortable when they know you'll always have the upper hand
Mr. Happy he wasn’t drinking you moron and why was that guy just standing there in the middle of a parking lot recording for? He was obviously trying to bring attention to himself
@@captainbased160 I'm sorry but the "Detective" had clearly been drinking on the job before and this was an attempt to catch him in the act his behavior is completely unbecoming of a police officer
@@captainbased160 how are you defending that detective when you don't even know the whole story? Do you always assume the people with the badge are right? Are you able to see the level of blind following you are committing yourself into?
@@makomarko4679 You fucking stupid youngster think writing the word "boy" with an "i" is called a meme? Tell the police they should lock up your parents for not educating and growing you up properly. Since they just gave you a smart phone to distract you from annoying your parents so they can continue doing their fucked up dumb shit stuff. Some real fuckcakes you got there as parents, good luck on your recovery. Stop putting the word "meme" ever in your mouth. And he said Boy, not Boiii.
at 0:15 he says "what you working on right now" detective says- "right now?" *looks down and sees he's right in the middle of a game, and quickly. closes application* "it. doesn't matter what I'm working on"
@@mrleafbeef634 🤣 of course it can. Have you ever heard of National Parks, Federal Court Houses, etc. Even your mailbox is legally considered federal property.
America would be alot more stable and richer if it were a monarch. Its this demotist/socialist way of thinking that brought us where we are today combined with the influence of protestants in 1920's politics.
It's more then theft, The forcing of people to give there money to anyone by threat of punishment and or the enforcing of punishment is an act of enslavement. Therefor taxation is theft and slavery and is therefor not legal to enforce. Anyone who says otherwise is in turn saying that Stealing and slavery is legal.
Dude soon as he mentioned drinking on the job the detective backed off REAL quick. He went into full scale Retreat mode. Kinda like when you're playing an RPG and you encounter a strong enemy early on that you aren't leveled up enough yet to defeat. The detective left to go level up
Oblivion NPC tells a story: czcams.com/video/xV9wu53T1Go/video.html
Average Oblivion NPC Dialogue: czcams.com/video/Ke5wLYz44Q0/video.html
PLEASE MAKE MORE OF THIS ITS SO GOOD HAHAHHA
Dude I have to say, you did an amazing job with this! I hope to see more! Cheers 🍻!
Thanks guys, I'll do my best! cheers
You be trollin' dude
That takes balls
This dude quick saved and started picking all the aggressive dialogue options
Great comment
Severely underrated comment
slept on comment
Don't we all just in case🤣
@Chan Kideoke okay
quest complete: Get the imperial to stop stealing mead
@Mr. Happy nah look at his ears not pointy enough and he doesn't even have a mana bar 😬
Nice
Lmao that’s the whole backstory to this
@Lich Mead decreases speech and charisma 🤔
Mr. Happy HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE HIGH ELVES?
Marshall: Acts like cop
Citizen: acts like cop
Officer leaves...
*illusion increased to 100*
Citizen is a journalist
funniest comment I've ever seen hahahaha
speech increased to 100
@@CP-ns5ed (intimidation) sucess
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Literally ends it with an actual NPC line 🤣 "I'll be watching you"
Some guy said that to me a couple weeks ago. Like wtf does that mean ? Sure you do.
@@DailyShit. fr 💀
@@DailyShit. I thought about drill sergeant Hartman in full metal jacket when he said that. I'll be watching you !
@@DailyShit. means he is outside your window right now
It's actual Police line (Every Breath You Take)
This guy leveled to speech 100 all the “intimidation” dialogue options
😂😂😂 I cant stop laughing at this comment
@@christopheryoung4481 Fuck off
LOL!
im loving how speech 100 is from skyrim and this is an oblivion sorta video
@@realszn The whole meme makes no sense lmao
He talking to the officer like he is his dad.
"quit drinkin' on the job BOI" had me dying X'D
Haaaaahaha
That's one of these videos you only get once in a while. I really wish I could like the video a few dozens of times.
In fact, I think I'll make a second account just for liking this twice... :P
@@Reth_Hard I agree with you but calm down
@@Thawhid
Don't tell me to calm down, it was 2 weeks ago and I'm still laughing...
"You need to leave now"
"NO U"
Speech 100
Thats fucking hilarious
what is this? reddit?
0:59
[Success]
Drum roll
Le rebbit army is here XD
“You quit drinking on the job, you understand me? You punk ass”
I can’t 😂 lmaooo
that "you punk ass" sounded like it came straight out of GTA 😂
I like the police officer backup armed with a fire extinguisher
Fire hydrant
Classic bethesda's glitch...
@@thelustylugia5869 fire wetter
When they borrow NPCs from GTA.
Maybe he just wants to be a fire fighter... Poor guy
I still don't know who's in authority here
Adam Kurkey nice edgy red-pill
Pretty sure the guy on the phone is the chief lmao, the other cop seemed to have his attention of the detective
James Freeman, the one holding the camera, says to this detective in the longer video of this dialogue that he (James) is an undercover investigative journalist.
Since journalism and media have a lot of power in the United States (due to our strong belief and support of the 1st amendment as a whole), James has more power in this situation to antagonize this detective;
*(even though James is mostly lying, his bluff is never called.)
czcams.com/video/r55BFO9ZVaM/video.html
@@CheesyChez421 "All police" you lost right there. That's hella immoral to say. How hypocritical.
@Miles Romo Why would I call the police if I was in danger? They won't show up for at least an hour.
The moment the cop briefly slurred his words he was defeated.
You better stop drinking on the job, boy.
Well, the dude was clearly drunk. Lil 5 foot 5 cop acting like his dick is three feet long lol
That’s what happens when adrenaline starts hitting your body. Poor guy was feeling the confrontation vibes
@@user-ji4ve7sx2f True. Or the liquor XD
Lmao at “You have about 5 minutes to get off this property”
"You've got about 5 minutes to get out of here...right now" always gets me
"ive got 4 minutes and 59 seconds to be a cunt then dont i sir"
You were caught trespassing!
40 septim fine added to your bounty.
He was fine with being insulted for 5 minutes straight, which are basically an eternity. Imagine being called a miserable drunk pos for five minutes by a stranger. Ahahah.
I love how the oblivion music just accelerates as the drama gets more intense.
Just perfect indeed
Sorry, I broke 666 likes to just 667..
Ahahhahahahaahhahahahahhaa!!!!
Wow that oblivion music lol..
Hahahaha so true😂
Not Mike's fault he drank a lil mead. His cousin is off fighting dragons, and what does he get? Guard duty.
Someone reverse pickpocketed the mead into his inventory. What was he supposed to do, NOT drink it??
@JC Denton Correct universe.
Talha K lmao
@JC Denton Oh look, joke police is here
He is the guy that will get an arrow in the knee in the future
“YOU DONT LOOK BACK HERE AGAIN” “👁👄👁”
Great job!
😂😂😂
Why was that so funny
😂
@@isaiahfifer5644 Cause it's a stupid looking face lol
"What are you working on?"
"Several Cases"
Right, several cases of beer.
Im working on a homicide, 2 40 oz’s were killed right on this very spot
🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
Nice
Just when l was reading l heard that part
The way he said "several cases"🤣🤣
There’s something about oblivion music making every conversation sound ridiculous
Yeah alot of people use it in their videos :)
Especially if the conversation is already ridiculous.
yeah but this dialog didn't even need the music it would still sound super dumb lmao
Is this real? I'm confused but it's funny af
That's the point dumbass
Man walked away because the camera guy was starting to sound like his father.
Big dad energy
What father? Lmao
Cheezy Chez fr, ion even know if the dude was a drunk either. He might’ve but we don’t know.
@@xXKillaBGXx shut up loser
why is this so underrated?
"You got about 5 minutes to get out of here right now"
Ahahahh 😂
Lmao "we should've left five minutes ago"
Uno reverse card
I mean what's the rush?
"You are trespassing and you need to leave right now!"
For those wondering why he didn't instantly gain a level in speech, it's because he already have it maxed out
“You quit drinking on the job boy”
Officers inner monologue “how does he know!?”
😂😂😂😂😂
Bro you just know don’t ask
Well isn't it what most officers do?
His face was priceless 😂
For real he was drunk hahahahaha
Even the way the cop stands at the beginning is like an NPC waiting to be interacted with.
lmao
That what made me laugh the most.. Him standing there like a NPC ready to give you some type of information.. If he had T-Pose I would of died of laughter..
@@kenrickeason T-pose!!! Lmfao!!
@@ArcaneEiro 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Who are you?" * starts moving *
First person to say "I'm askin the questions" is in charge. Thems the rules
swash buckler I was smiling reading all these comments but I burst into laughter on this one
swash buckler Damn right!
"Not anymore you're not!"
Thats just how mafia works
Hahahaha
I watch this video every couple of months, I still die laughing each time 💀💀💀
Same
Same.
You don't die. That's a ridiculous thing to say.
@@markfox1545never heard that expression before, ha?
When he says the slurring words bit I burst laughing
"u get about FIVE Minutes to get out of here"
"Or what?"
- Intimidation failed
0:55
“RIGHT NOW”
U got an hour to get outta here or else. ....................
Ok
(Speech 20/50) “u get about FIVE Minutes to get out of here”
“ *literally anything else* “
“Goodbye”
Ok
When you choose all the aggressive dialogue options on a guard, but your speech is 100.
🤣🤣
Lucky he quicksaved
this was priceless
copied Weirdchamp
@@Cairo_666 get a life lol
"You quit drinking on the job, boy, you understand me?" ..lmao
Lavander Eschief guy starts turning around like his dads giving him shit lmao
LMAO 😂🤣😂 Wow shit got really real, like real quick
That killed me. Lol.
Shit had me in tears lol
It's as if he's scolding his 15 year old son.
This right here is a beautiful thing to watch. Not only does he tell the cop he’s “asking the questions”, but then tells him “you don’t look back here again”. This man is the wind beneath my wings.
Guy videotaping is hilarious.
The whole reverse interrogation really blew the detective's mind.
LOL it really did he was at a lost for words
yeah this actually made me laugh
His drinking lmao
Yeah he got me when he asked him if he were drunk.
This reminds me of the scene from the office when Dwight was trying to Interrogate Jim
“You got about five minutes to get the hell out of here...right now”
If you don’t get the hell out RIGHT NOW within fifteen minutes, then I can’t be held responsible. For how bad you’ll feel. About your life.
... Cause you been drinkin on the job.
😂
Came here for this comment lol
I'm gonna use that on my kids 😂🤣😂🤣
When he walked away, it reminded me of that GTV npc reaction. It talks shit to you, and when you pull out your gat it says "I'd like to apologize" and walks away
"You've got 5 minutes to get out of here"
"Or what?"
Response:
[■■■■Loading 67%■■]
The Masters Mad Face 🤣🤣
THEN PAY WITH YOU BLOOD!!!
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"You've got 5 minutes to get out of here"
"Or what?"
*Quicksaving...*
Contacting mars
“Are you drunk?” Always gets me😂😂
"Are you working on something right now?"
"Yeah, I am." **looks at phone**
I feel that
izurie1319 what the fuck are u even saying
SEVERAL CASES
@izurie1319 can you teach me that elven language
tf are you guys saying
@yellell3701 dude's on another plane of existence.
I love how the guy who recorded turned the whole situation around and ended up being the one telling this other guy to get out of there
Because the cop realized that they shouldn't be aggressive towards the camera man, and that they were someone to not be taken seriously.
Good on the cop not raging I’d have immediately punched that guy
Obby lul cops are wusses
Unсreative the cop was clearly under the influence of some kind he was out of it and didn’t know how to respond if the cop was sober he would be screaming at the camera man notice how the cop steps away and looks down every time he’s asked if he’s been drinking
@@manuelhernandez3049 They either wusses or murderers to y'all. Which one is it XD.
“YOU GET YOUR BUTT BACK IN YOUR OFFICE AND DO YOUR JOB.”
“No.... No.”
No no no No no !
Goddamn, man spoke to him like he was his mother and was angry cause he skipped out on homework to hang out with friends hahaha.
Officer on a case for days, manage to get some air and this guy comes. Life is a s#it in that property
KONO DIO DA
Yeah that bit was the best bit.
That got me good.
“You keep walking and you don’t look back here again!” I roared laughing at that.
This guy's kids tell him when it's bed time.
Bobby Della Serra hahah fucking gold
Lmfao
Comments like these are why I humor the recommended videos.
Which guy
@@codyh2492 which guy?
There's only one "guy" in this video.
There's officer doofy in the background and there's a man holding the camera.
Doofy obviously can't reproduce, and if the man holding the camera has kids then I'm sure those kids already know what time is bed time and are in bed 5 minutes before said time on their own accord.
That only leave the one "guy" in question. 😉
I love how he only starts moving after the player says, “Who’re you?”.
Questioning identity puts down Self-preservation guard by 4%
Hes definitely a bot lol
Its perfect lmao. He stands there till he hit x to start the dialogue lmao
@Sorgalus that’s part of the joke bud
My man said player 😂😂✌🏼✌🏼
I love it when he says “im asking the questions” and Mike just starts shaking his head in confusion and disbelief and mumbles out “nO”
0:36 he literally says the NPC line *”What Is This About..”*
_gasp_ What's going on?
If I had to guess, mike was actually drinking on the job and he was too nervous to call the other guy’s bluff
I really doubt he was actually drinking, but the way this transpired is hilarious. You can obviously tell this guy wants the guy filming to fuck off or give him a reason to arrest him.
@Ignis Solus I mean that's just sounds like a cop
@Ignis Solus *Wouldn't harassing him be enough?*
@@Princess2Warrior a judge wouldn't see this as harassment
@@FirstnameLastname-zh9hd *Swearing at a police officer and giving him commands? That is totally harassment - I'm surprised the camera guy didn't get arrested.*
"Never should have come here"
Then pay with your blood!
*Decapitated drops stolen sweet roll now soaked in own blood*
*wips put service pistol*
"You got five minutes to get out of here."
Five minutes is a lot of time to talk shit.
"I'm asking the questions."
That's definitely a level 100 speech check
😂
I wish it changed to fight scene music the second he said that🤣
@@seanwilliams5382That would've been perfect 😂.
The best part is the very start, the way he's standing too far away with all his attention on you lol
i was thinking the same hahah so random and dry as hell
I thought so too because it is exactly how the NPCs react to your presence.
Lol he starts talking over there so his voice is distanced. Feels just like cyrodil
@@MrUrech Its just so perfect hahaha
And the way he's standing in a perfectly upright position, perfectly still and all eyes on you, exactly like an NPC hahaha
This really needed the battle music when they started yelling at each other.
please somone edit this
Why? He was in control of the entire situation
Nah they never got physical
You are a genius sir.
Bruh i was waiting for it the whole time
The way the video started with him standing still, and suddenly waking and talking was SO FUNNY!!!!
As someone else has already pointed out he's an NPC waiting to be interacted with. 🤣
What the hell is even going on in this clip
Ok
Ok
Ok
Ok
Ok
Next day "Guy found shot in his house. Local detective found no clues".
holy fuck bruh im straight dying 💀😂💀 that shit would be too funny
This comment deserves 1k more likes 😭😭😭
And some sprinkled crack on the body
@@saedm2359 ahhhhhh, you're a man of culture I see.
i wish
“Are you drunk?“....
**hurriedly looks at phone**
Well there might be an app for that. 🍻🍻🍻
Hey, he didn't lie.
Lmao he turned so fast
There will never be an Oblivion NPC video like this again. This is some OG material
“You get you ass back in that office and do your job!” “No” lmaoo
If only that detective turned around just before entering the station and immediately squared his body to the cameraman and said..."Need Something?"
All these comments are killing me, but this one got me for some reason.
And then trips into the gate and draws his gun on it “you will know endless torment”
@Jackie Tearie no he is not a cop look up james freeman on CZcams
That would have been EPIC ending
Or "There's no problem, is there?"
Camera guy has the least threatening voice but is using the most aggressive dialogue options. Just sounds funny. Like a kid in a man's body.
It ended up working out greatly in his favor because he articulated quickly and held firm while keeping his distance. Probably the most civil shouting match I've seen.
@@FurryWrecker911 Sounded like a complete loser while doing it lol. The guy just seemed like he wanted to argue. It worked out for him cus the other guy was more of a bitch.
@@edn1279 was gonna say, the detective fucking chickened out. I was pissed off at the camera dude the whole fucking time and even more pissed off at the wimpy ass detective. As a security guard there's nothing more important than maintaining yout authority. Even if you're wrong. And i work without a weapon. I garuntee that if i was armed I'd have no issue throwing that weight around. But without a weapon i cant think of a single scenario where i let someone get away with directing me at what i should do. Do people talk their shit? Yea they do. But you never lose your ground and you don't budge. Not for a second. This loser detective could've easily told the other guy to fuck off. To assert his authority and explain he has the legal authority to be here. He lost his authority by refusing the command the situation. Tell ya what the entire time i was fucking yelling at the screen.
Camera dude is a little shit himself who thinks he's a tough guy. The cop had a gun and backup. Cop could've easily dropped him to the floor. Doesn't matter what the other dude thinks he can do. When you've got a gun and the law on your side you cant get away with a lot.
@@edn1279 yep
@@FurryWrecker911 camera guy is a little bitch though.
"You've got about five minutes to get out of here right now." To be fair that was a pretty generous time window.
Can you imagine how retarded that would sound if he said it the other way around. You get out of here right now, in five minutes 😂🤣 because that’s basically what he said
"YOU GET YOUR BUTT BACK INTO YOUR OFFICE AND DO YOUR JOB!"
"No, no.. "
No. No. 😐. I don’t wanna.
He replied like my 5 year old getting mouthy lmao
The way he said no under his breath xD
*Toby Maguire Has Entered The Chat*
Hey you better getchu your boy
“Quit drinking on the job boy”
Best line ever
I came across this at 6am and laughed so hard I was crying.
Speech level up at this line
It was amazing
When he said „boy” the first thing that came up jn my head was Arthur Morgan’s „BOAH”
it is the BEST...
“You better get your boy” 😂😂
thats my favourite dialogue option from the whole conversation
The fucking music perfected that encounter.
This must be the 100000000th time ive seen this but it never stops being funny
"Using cops silly question script against them"
*Cop npc is confused*
Next time I get pulled over I'll be asking the cops for their driver's license.
"Get your boy"
"I got this fire extinguisher..."
“Cool fire extinguisher, does it do it’s job? Cause this man don’t”
@@user-fn3py8hv9p "Youre going to need that fire extinguisher officer, because this man is looking to get fired"
Lmao
well done sergeant
Hit em on the head with it lol
Some human interaction is so bizarre it's hilarious.
Fr
@Belarion A.D. it’s absolutely true. Something wrong with the English language. Not only pronunciation but its lacking of nuance. Need to speak a foreign language, especially a non Romance language, to notice it.
@@jasonroberts2249 what do you mean by nuance? As for me, a foreign language native speaker, English is rather emotional if intonation is properly used
you said it--i am laughing till my eyes popped out
Now loading..........
"you got about 5 minutes to leave right now" lol
"i'm asking the questions."
"no, i'm asking the questions."
someone call dirty dan and pinhead larry.
deerl0rd I got dwight and jim vibes from that convo LOL
who you callin pinhead
@@Bane_questionmark Well I'M PINHEAD LARRY
Looks like they need to call the judge to get some fudge.
Where’s your MD???
Muh dicc?
P A R D O N
are you tryin' slide in my DM
Know Twitter?
@@aaronallen3522 Yup.
I was hoping for “never should have come here!”
"Then pay with your blood!"
'You have ruined us both'
Oops wrong game.
"You'll make a fine rug"
Can't wait to count your gold!
"to serve and protect" more like "to swerve and neglect"
This man is a master in psychological warfare.
I think the cop just saw him as one of his own people so he didn’t decide to get offended but see it as funny, hence why he smirked a few times during the vid because it’s probably the weirdest thing that has ever to happened to him on the job
not exactly something to be proud of
could be a guy from internal affairs. they are cocky no bulshit type kinda guys.
@@glowiever yeh he had to have some authority talking like that to a policeman.
@@sun_buddy it is. I use it against people who exhibit narcissistic or sociopathic character traits. It makes them so uncomfortable when they know you'll always have the upper hand
I'm confused who is the main character.
The guy recording. He used his Speech Skills to intimidate the guard away.
@@enjoyinglife9853 That must be a legendary skill of his, guards are tough..
Neither. They both sound like NPCs. The player was the other cop that walked away like "wtf....?".
The cop in the background was afk
@@srh547 😂😂
after all that he asked "Need something?"
Yes?
Yes sera?
This guy has max charisma. My build would’ve been attacked after the first dialogue selection
By the gods there is a psychopath on the loose
Mr. Happy no he was outside of the building standing in the middle of a parking lot recording
Mr. Happy he wasn’t drinking you moron and why was that guy just standing there in the middle of a parking lot recording for? He was obviously trying to bring attention to himself
@@captainbased160 I'm sorry but the "Detective" had clearly been drinking on the job before and this was an attempt to catch him in the act his behavior is completely unbecoming of a police officer
By the Nine Divines! Assault, assault!
@@captainbased160 how are you defending that detective when you don't even know the whole story? Do you always assume the people with the badge are right? Are you able to see the level of blind following you are committing yourself into?
He called him “Boi” and said “I’ll be watchin you”
Wtf I’m logging off....I’m done
@Qimodis it's a meme
@Qimodis what's the difference
@@makomarko4679 You fucking stupid youngster think writing the word "boy" with an "i" is called a meme? Tell the police they should lock up your parents for not educating and growing you up properly. Since they just gave you a smart phone to distract you from annoying your parents so they can continue doing their fucked up dumb shit stuff. Some real fuckcakes you got there as parents, good luck on your recovery.
Stop putting the word "meme" ever in your mouth.
And he said Boy, not Boiii.
@@Anudorini-Talah damn bro didn't have to come for my parents, sorry I guess
@@Anudorini-Talah I was just trying to help someone understand but I guess I should've said joke instead of meme
"I'm asking the questions"
"no IM asking the questions" incredible tactics
Ayaya
Should've said...are you the one asking questions?
I started crying at “who are you” because it seriously sounded like it was a voice line in oblivion
Why were you crying? Are you sad?
Please seek professional help. Crying at nothing is a sign of deep depression.
crying from laughter yall heard of it?
Stuart Fury if you’ve never cried from laughing I don’t think you have ever had a good laugh
@@stuartfury3390 he states why he laughed I think you need to find help
“You have about five minutes to get out of here...right now”
“Or what?”
“Then you will pay with your blood!”
Que battle music
5 Whole minutes lmfaoooo
It looks like one of those cartoons
Link to your pfp pls
Do your worst!!!
This guy went from playing cop to being a suspect in the matter of seconds.
Boss Ross shut the hell up, get out of here now
' You have 5 minutes to get out of here right now ' 😂 Cop didn't even know what he was saying anymore. Cop never expected to have it go this way lol
Lesson learned.
How to defuse any argument.
“YOU QUIT DRINKING ON THE JOB!”
Muramasa GX lmao!
"What are you working on"
Several cases...
... Of beer.
Most underrated comment
@@drewforyou5514 I came here to say the same thing
Well played sir 😂
Fucking Brilliant!! 😆
Lmaoooooo
" You're on.."
"MY property.."
"This isn't your proper..."
"Shut the hell up"
Get wrecked
But is it his property?
@@user-qc3dn2el6j that's what you pay taxes for,you pay for the police dept to exist so yeah you own all those little piggies and their market lol
"Eat shit, that's why"
no No
@@no-kz8wk The whole I pay your wages thing is retarded lol. They also pay tax, so do they also pay their own wages?
For the first time, I felt quite numb with happiness at seeing the game's protagonist treat this NPC properly. Damn, what a joy.
0:56 “You’ve got about 5 minutes to get out of here.. Right Now”
Lol 😂
ahaha underrated comment
hahah
That could’ve easily been a Michael Scott quote
60% of the time it works, every time!
"you're on this property"
"You've got about 5 minutes to get out of here right now"
The Blank Face Watches 5 minutes is along time to get out *right now*
Simply oozing with eloquence. Language sucks
I mean, no need to rush, it's not the end of the world.
at 0:15 he says "what you working on right now"
detective says- "right now?" *looks down and sees he's right in the middle of a game, and quickly. closes application*
"it. doesn't matter what I'm working on"
Candy crush
@@JP13795 Is that what they call TedTube these days?
kekw
I love how he said no when the camera men told him to go back to doing his actual job.
The guy filming is the actual NPC here
"Y-you're on this property.......y-y-you're on this property"
Very perceptive , detective
You can see how he got his job
Technically the gov cannot own property
We live in a...
@@mrleafbeef634 🤣 of course it can. Have you ever heard of National Parks, Federal Court Houses, etc. Even your mailbox is legally considered federal property.
@@mrleafbeef634 they own the property if you pay taxes
“You don’t look back here again!”
Cop turns around and stares awkwardly
*stares drunkenly*
America would be alot more stable and richer if it were a monarch. Its this demotist/socialist way of thinking that brought us where we are today combined with the influence of protestants in 1920's politics.
True ancap ours
We live in a property
@@Jaiko_ God damn it
@@Jaiko_ 💀💀💀💀
It's more then theft, The forcing of people to give there money to anyone by threat of punishment and or the enforcing of punishment is an act of enslavement. Therefor taxation is theft and slavery and is therefor not legal to enforce. Anyone who says otherwise is in turn saying that Stealing and slavery is legal.
LMAO. I come back to this here and there and it never gets old
"you might wanna thank him for saving your job" had the most skyrim npc delivery imaginable
I swearr😭😭
Bro I'm cracking up over this comment 😂😂😂
He’s working on multiple cases of Coors light of course.
Lmaooooo 😂
Perfect comment
ROFL
RIP. IM DECEASED.
“You quit drinking on the job and get your butt back in that office and do your job” 😂
Dude soon as he mentioned drinking on the job the detective backed off REAL quick. He went into full scale Retreat mode. Kinda like when you're playing an RPG and you encounter a strong enemy early on that you aren't leveled up enough yet to defeat. The detective left to go level up
Yes Daddy 😍🤤
This one hit close 2 home
No…. No……….. No..
@@crimsontide1980 Yeah he went to get some coffee, also wasn't sure if he was dreaming or not.
"You don't look back here again!"
*Proceeds to look back defiantly...
“You don’t look back here again!”
*challenge accepted
Cringe 100
"you've got about five minutes to get out of here, NOW"
SPEECH 100
LMAOOOO
[Terrifying Presence]
“Are you drunk? Quit slurring your words there.”
My question is why you have my pfp.
@@tcp612ww3 I’ve had this photo since before season two of game of thrones had even released yet my mans
@@college54114 Strange.....
Boy got a doppelgänger
@@Dirts Definitely.
“I’m working on my phone, traveler. Would you like to purchase one? I can direct you to the fine goods store”.
Everything feels so surreal with that stupid music in the background XD
Right
That's the effect of oblivion theme...
The game itself is surreal.
By the way, have you heard of the high elves?
About to go start a fight while listening to this shit
😂
@@simonegentili4571 No