That baffled me and made me laugh so hard, I bet she said it just as casually too 😭😂 when I have kids, if I get told this, I'm just gonna laugh and pat my kid on the head and say "sure, honey" 😂
Have you ever watched "Conversations with my 3 year old"? (they have ages 2-5 at least, it's been a while since I watched them) but it's hilarious, and it's essentially this but longer X'D
I used to say that all the time. What I knew about marriage was that you married the person you love more than anything, and that was my Mom. I always get a chuckle out of it looking back now.
I love that you’ll now have a diary of the cute things that she says.👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼I wrote down funny things my oldest said when he was little, recorded it in a journal, & gave it to him when he graduated from high school. It’s still his favorite book EVER. My favorite part is that he still loves reading it; he turned 30 this year. Good job, momma!👏🏼💪🏼🫶🏼😘😘😘
Many of the people in my family, myself not included lol, are geniuses. I've been around genius children my entire life. Even the most intelligent children don't speak that way, not at 5 years old. Sorry. Even my daughter who spoke in complete sentences by her first birthday and didn't use contractions at all, didn't speak like that. She may have said I cannot stand my brother and he's a mean ass would not have said that. My nephew, who is a member of Mensa would not have spoken like that. Mama has run out of content and is making crap up because she likes the attention and the money. I don't blame her, who doesn't like it? I'm just saying that her kid probably said and did some really cute stuff that we would have really enjoyed, but it wasn't good enough for her.
Haha love it! No need to have one of those “funny things my kids said” diaries, you have the videos to remember 🤣 too funny. Your daughter sounds brilliant 🤩 😊
No kids are unhinged my little bro said he's gonna get married one day and be cool and my uncle goes "well I'm not married, and brother called him a loser😭"
These are my absolute favorites ! Imagine 30 years from now you’ll have this wonderful record for your family to enjoy❤❤❤ I wanted to marry my mom too.
i see one part and start laughing…..but actually that’s the whole vid!! i wish there was a MORE then like button, bc i would ❤ every single one of Janes hilarious videos 😂😂😂
"When you're old, you're gonna be broken 😚😊"
What a poet 😢
Hilarious, like thank you for that info sweetie. 😂🤣😂🤣
My favorite moment from this video🤣🤣🤣
That hit hard though
Why are kids so funny 🤣
Chloe is a menace of truth.
The commitment to the fairy princess dress despite being third trimester. 😂
😅💕
That is my favorite part of this too 😂😂😂
Omg i completely forgot she is pregnant under that thing that gives me a whole new level of respect
So THAT’S why it looks like that, lol!!! It was bugging the hell out of me not being able to figure it out! 😂
Right?! She a comedic mama rockstar
“Mommy, don’t let me ever die, I’m the greatest girl in the world”
I can’t she’s too funny
@DontReadMyProfilePicture102ok! I didn’t
You're laughing. She's pleading for her life and you're laughing. (I'm joking)
Also: what I feel like every dog is saying
K but she might be tho...
@@JaylaBee don’t say things like that
“Sawyer is such a loser”
“…of things.”
Real
I wouldn’t have kept it together after that response 😂
Me too honestly... ADHD brain sucks 😂
Nice save lol
@DontReadMyProfilePicture102 oh not you again
I've never heard someone pronounce that name like that 😂
One of my kindergarteners today: „You are lucky that you can’t become fat, because you are already fat“ 💀
That's a VIOLATION 💀
OUT OF POCKET 💀💀💀
Kids say the most out of pocket things without realizing it…and I love that 😂😂 hopefully that other kid wasn’t too hurt tho
NOO
I literally had one of my kids (I teach pre-k) ask me if I was fat 🫥
The way she said “i’m BORED’ like it was an emergency 😂😂😂
Yes! 😂 Cracks me up every time! 😂
Yes
Not me thinking she said 'I'm born'
😂😂😂
Honestly, same, girl, same.
“Don’t touch my food I promise you rude junk”
I cant😂😂
This was my favorite too lmao
Default mode for kids with siblings 😂 defend the plate at all costs
@@ilevel007 yes😂
Kids just sound like predictive text sometimes lol
“WOW you’re making me throw up” really got me 😂
That’s just my normal response to someone showing me something 😭
"Do you think I SUCK or do you think I ROCK?" That is going to be my go-to phrase from now on. Love it, love these skits. So funny.
😂 This is so funny 🤣
" When you're old, you're going to be broken"
My 9 year old has recently decided I am super old so that hits different 😅😅😅
Totally the opposite but my son told me I couldn't be old because he and his brothers weren't teenagers. Now they're adults so I guess I'm old now.
Last year, my 7 year old son wrote me a card that said: "I love you so much, daddy, I will miss you when you are dead".
You are all old
My friend's 4-Year-Old asked her if she would be his grandma, because she had (one) Gray hair.😂
That baffled me and made me laugh so hard, I bet she said it just as casually too 😭😂 when I have kids, if I get told this, I'm just gonna laugh and pat my kid on the head and say "sure, honey" 😂
This is how parents should do videos of their kids! It’s way safer and honestly way more entertaining 😂😂
Have you ever watched "Conversations with my 3 year old"? (they have ages 2-5 at least, it's been a while since I watched them) but it's hilarious, and it's essentially this but longer X'D
Her humor is unmatched 🙌🙌
It’s the disinterested/fake enthusiastic “cool!” for me 😂
This one is definitely my favorite of this series😂 “think I’m cute without make up… WAIT WHAT IF I DIDN’T HAVE A HEAD!” got me😭
“Mom, I wish you could marry me”..ah yes kid logic 💀
I used to say that all the time. What I knew about marriage was that you married the person you love more than anything, and that was my Mom. I always get a chuckle out of it looking back now.
@@boopthesnoot_boop Aw that’s really sweet though!
My sister use to be the same, it takes quite a lot of explaining. 😂
@@boopthesnoot_boop I used to say I wanted to marry my dad lmao
My five year old son says this then he saw me kissing his two year old brother all over the face and he said are you gonna marry him now 😂😂😂😂
“Sawyer you make me smell like socks,” I’m dead 💀
My daughter asked if she could marry I told her no and she cried and we got fake married as her stuffed animals watched. I’m filing for divorce
OML LOL
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@daniirobinson7942😂😂
@@emmamason5679how dare the stuffies allow it 😂
😂😂 that’s so sweet lmaoo
Chlo-co-melon had me dying 😂
"when you're old, you're gonna be broken" got me dying💀💀
“WHAT?!” 😂😂 that caught me off guard 😂
*don’t you dare ever call me that* FAMOUS LAST WORDS🤣🤭💀
We in her villain arc now
"Coool..😑😒" Good lord I cant wait to have one, how do you get through the day without laughing yourself silly!
Laughing is how you get through the tough days 😊
It's not all funny!
@@hannahstewart9898what do you mean
That's the best part. (And the cuddles) Lol. The rest is stressful fkn work.
“Don’t touch my food, I promise you rude junk!” 😂 THIS sounds exactly like our 5 year old! 🤣😂😂😂
“do NOT put boogies on me at all”
-Chloe, 2024
‘Get off me you stupid tornado’
I can’t 😂😂😂😂
“Get off me you stupid TORNADO🌪️” best line of the century
I love when you play your daughter ! Kids come up with the weirdest, kindest, funniest, and informative things to say. Lol.
So true 😂
“IM BORED!!!” Too relatable 😂😂😂😂
I love that you’ll now have a diary of the cute things that she says.👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼I wrote down funny things my oldest said when he was little, recorded it in a journal, & gave it to him when he graduated from high school. It’s still his favorite book EVER. My favorite part is that he still loves reading it; he turned 30 this year.
Good job, momma!👏🏼💪🏼🫶🏼😘😘😘
that’s an amazing idea!!!!
@@under_N_over_it 🫶🏼an experienced mom shared it with me ; I thought it was special. I wish I’d done it with all 3 of mine!🙃
“what if I didn’t have a head though”💀🤣
Intrusive thoughts 😂
"Get of me ,✨u STupiD tOrNAdo!!✨"
killed me!!!😭✋💀💀👹👹😂😂
"hey, the baby‘s kicking!“
"cool…“
had me cracking uppp🤣🤣
"you're making me throw up" im using that.
also "he has no idea what water is"
“Get off me you stupid tornado!!!”
LMFAO I love how that made absolutely no sense 😂
The more pregnant you get, the more impressive this look is 😂
"When you're old you're gonna be broken" hahaha
"wow, you're making me throw up"
In her mind is the same as "You're blowing my mind!"
“Sawyer is such a loser” 😒 “Chloe” “of things.”
Many of the people in my family, myself not included lol, are geniuses.
I've been around genius children my entire life.
Even the most intelligent children don't speak that way, not at 5 years old. Sorry.
Even my daughter who spoke in complete sentences by her first birthday and didn't use contractions at all, didn't speak like that.
She may have said I cannot stand my brother and he's a mean ass would not have said that.
My nephew, who is a member of Mensa would not have spoken like that.
Mama has run out of content and is making crap up because she likes the attention and the money. I don't blame her, who doesn't like it?
I'm just saying that her kid probably said and did some really cute stuff that we would have really enjoyed, but it wasn't good enough for her.
Mom… do you think I suck or do you think I rock. Got me dying😂😂 She said that as if it was normal😭😭😂😂❤❤❤
"When you're old, you're going to be broken" sounds like the best threat I've ever heard!
When you’re old, your going to be broken
The tornado part 😂
“Are you getting water for your Brother?” “Cause he has no idea what water.” That left me laughing so hard!🤣🤣🤣
After the most recent vlog, I 100% believe your daughter said all of this 😄 what a gem
When your old, you're going to be broken: No truer words have yet been said.
“You’re gonna make me throw up” 😂😂😂😂 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love the drama 🎭
"When you're old, you're going to be broken... " I FEEL THIS
“Mom you’re making me throw up!” 😂
“Get off me stupid tornado!!!”😂
She's SUCH a icon😂❤
“When you’re old, you’re gonna be broken” BRO AM I SERIOUSLY OLD?! I’M STILL OBLIGATED TO SCHOOL LIKE DAMN 😭
“Don’t touch my food I promise you rude junk” 😂😂❤😂😂😂
5yo kids are roller coasters of emotions lol ❤
"When you're old you're going to be broken".
I can't be old at 31, but I still found that to be devastating to hear.
“ why is this toy broken”?
“Its just old”
“When your old your gonna be broken too” 😊
She has such great humor 😂😂😂
When you’re old you’re gonna be broken
Well, at least she doesn't think you're old
@@squirel4386 that’s what her daughter said
@@squirel4386 you don’t have to be rude
@@HeidiKoss ????
@@squirel4386 that’s what her daughter said to her
“Sawyer you make me smell like socks” 😂😂😂😂
“When your old your gonna be broken” had my jaw on the floor 😅😂
"And when you're old, you're gonna be broken!"😂😂😂❤
“I think I look cute without makeup up…. What if I didn’t have a head tho” bruh I felt that
Haha love it! No need to have one of those “funny things my kids said” diaries, you have the videos to remember 🤣 too funny. Your daughter sounds brilliant 🤩 😊
I just wanna know what Chloe is thinking when she sees you put her Elsa dress on 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I thought my something was wrong with my child cuz she says and does all of this! It's nice to know she is developing ok! Lol
No kids are unhinged my little bro said he's gonna get married one day and be cool and my uncle goes "well I'm not married, and brother called him a loser😭"
We love a sarcastic queen 👏🏻😂
Get off me you stupid tornado resonates with me deeply. Sending love and peaceful vibrations from the creeks and woodland of Missouri.
“ Sawyer you make me smell like socks HEEEEAAAÆÆĖÀĖE👺👹”
so aesthetic 🥰🥰
These are my favorite videos of yours 😂😂 she's such a character.Dang , she just read you to filth, all of us "broken" old people felt that dig😂
“Don’t u dare ever call me that”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Imagine if sawyer and newest addition have the same Jane humor 😂
Ahh poor dad 😂❤
"When youre old, youre gonna be broken"
Ouch. Cuz it's true 😆
“wHeN yOuR oLd YoUr GoNnA bE bRoKeN” omg that made me laugh so hard🥲
“Sawyer is such a loser. Of things…” SUCH A GORGEOUS POET😂
When you're old, you're going to be broken 🤣🤣
That “wwWHAT?!” was so freaking good
“I promise you rude junk”
I’m gonna start calling people junk
Chloe is iconic
RUDE junk, no less! Not ordinary junk or polite junk.
These are my absolute favorites ! Imagine 30 years from now you’ll have this wonderful record for your family to enjoy❤❤❤ I wanted to marry my mom too.
Same!
Love seeing this!😂 the funniest thing my 5 year old said about marriage was “ I can’t wait to see what my husband’s gonna look like!” 😊
“gET OFf oF Me yOU StUPid ToRNaDo!” Got me dying 😂😂😂
This just makes me 😂🤣😂🤣 so much! All of the out of place words for a five year old is accurate! 👏🏼
“When you’re old….your gonna be broken” IM DYING RN 😂😂😂
She is so done with you telling her the baby is kicking.
“Sawyer, you make me smell like socks. hEhEhEhEh” 😂😂😂😂
“Whoever’s lasts is a rotten egg”
WHAT!!!! I literally can’t 😂
i see one part and start laughing…..but actually that’s the whole vid!! i wish there was a MORE then like button, bc i would ❤ every single one of Janes hilarious videos 😂😂😂
"mom, I wish you could marry me." 🥺
WTF- LMAO 😂
These make me laugh so dang hard!! 🤣🤣👌🏼 Thank you!!
”Get off me you stupid tornado!” HAD TO BE MY FAVOURITE
" when your old you're gonna be broken". Lol that's what my cousin says all the time
funniest one yet 😂
"when you're old, you're going to be broken." 💀
These ones of ur daughter r the best I love watching them makes me laugh everytime 😂
Her when she is old enough to watch Harry Potter her: mommy you can never let me die bc I am the chosen one 😂😂😂😂
IM BORED 😂😂
That’s all I hear during long car rides😢
Pregnant belly under the princess dress is iconic
“Get off me you stupid Tornado” 🌪️ 😂
She’s smart for a 5 year old though lol
You have the best humor
How the heck did she get in that dress like WHATTTTTTTT😂 LMAO
“No thanks I’m allergic” “I actually like it”😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣that’s HILARIOUS 😂
“when you’re old, you’re gonna be broken.”
yes sweetie. yes she is 😭
people who dont know , people who do know
what