My 5 year old this week

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  • čas přidán 20. 08. 2024

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  • @CiaLaVirago
    @CiaLaVirago Před 3 měsíci +7138

    "When you're old, you're gonna be broken 😚😊"
    What a poet 😢

  • @joannamoody
    @joannamoody Před 3 měsíci +12979

    The commitment to the fairy princess dress despite being third trimester. 😂

    • @immaseahorse24
      @immaseahorse24 Před 3 měsíci +35

      😅💕

    • @abbeycorbett2099
      @abbeycorbett2099 Před 3 měsíci +78

      That is my favorite part of this too 😂😂😂

    • @bonniepaora8664
      @bonniepaora8664 Před 3 měsíci +86

      Omg i completely forgot she is pregnant under that thing that gives me a whole new level of respect

    • @lexinicole4317
      @lexinicole4317 Před 3 měsíci +19

      So THAT’S why it looks like that, lol!!! It was bugging the hell out of me not being able to figure it out! 😂

    • @shulamitkalish3060
      @shulamitkalish3060 Před 3 měsíci +7

      Right?! She a comedic mama rockstar

  • @smiskiandokokokokok
    @smiskiandokokokokok Před 3 měsíci +7532

    “Mommy, don’t let me ever die, I’m the greatest girl in the world”
    I can’t she’s too funny

    • @vvyxoxo
      @vvyxoxo Před 3 měsíci

      @DontReadMyProfilePicture102ok! I didn’t

    • @BurnTheBluestSkies
      @BurnTheBluestSkies Před 3 měsíci +29

      You're laughing. She's pleading for her life and you're laughing. (I'm joking)

    • @riabouchinska
      @riabouchinska Před 3 měsíci +2

      Also: what I feel like every dog is saying

    • @JaylaBee
      @JaylaBee Před 3 měsíci

      K but she might be tho...

    • @vvyxoxo
      @vvyxoxo Před 3 měsíci

      @@JaylaBee don’t say things like that

  • @-Aliiya-684
    @-Aliiya-684 Před 3 měsíci +10806

    “Sawyer is such a loser”
    “…of things.”
    Real

    • @adrienne0miss
      @adrienne0miss Před 3 měsíci +44

      I wouldn’t have kept it together after that response 😂

    • @alphabetsoup6013
      @alphabetsoup6013 Před 3 měsíci +14

      Me too honestly... ADHD brain sucks 😂

    • @crystalcrous9510
      @crystalcrous9510 Před 3 měsíci +9

      Nice save lol

    • @SlimeGecko
      @SlimeGecko Před 3 měsíci +7

      ​@DontReadMyProfilePicture102 oh not you again

    • @HRiley91
      @HRiley91 Před 3 měsíci +2

      I've never heard someone pronounce that name like that 😂

  • @rigrace
    @rigrace Před 3 měsíci +3746

    One of my kindergarteners today: „You are lucky that you can’t become fat, because you are already fat“ 💀

    • @CiaLaVirago
      @CiaLaVirago Před 3 měsíci +321

      That's a VIOLATION 💀

    • @pemex23
      @pemex23 Před 3 měsíci +241

      OUT OF POCKET 💀💀💀

    • @em.val170
      @em.val170 Před 3 měsíci +120

      Kids say the most out of pocket things without realizing it…and I love that 😂😂 hopefully that other kid wasn’t too hurt tho

    • @user-qc3ve4sq2k
      @user-qc3ve4sq2k Před 3 měsíci +17

      NOO

    • @DaughterofGod7296
      @DaughterofGod7296 Před 3 měsíci +45

      I literally had one of my kids (I teach pre-k) ask me if I was fat 🫥

  • @jezebel324
    @jezebel324 Před 3 měsíci +1216

    The way she said “i’m BORED’ like it was an emergency 😂😂😂

  • @Horsesramazing
    @Horsesramazing Před 3 měsíci +2154

    “Don’t touch my food I promise you rude junk”
    I cant😂😂

    • @laceawho3530
      @laceawho3530 Před 3 měsíci +8

      This was my favorite too lmao

    • @ilevel007
      @ilevel007 Před 3 měsíci +5

      Default mode for kids with siblings 😂 defend the plate at all costs

    • @Horsesramazing
      @Horsesramazing Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@ilevel007 yes😂

    • @malvavisco10
      @malvavisco10 Před 3 měsíci +16

      Kids just sound like predictive text sometimes lol

  • @sofiaaa_gt
    @sofiaaa_gt Před 3 měsíci +994

    “WOW you’re making me throw up” really got me 😂

    • @mynameisntemma167
      @mynameisntemma167 Před 21 dnem +1

      That’s just my normal response to someone showing me something 😭

  • @dolcerebel
    @dolcerebel Před 3 měsíci +765

    "Do you think I SUCK or do you think I ROCK?" That is going to be my go-to phrase from now on. Love it, love these skits. So funny.

  • @abbeyball6890
    @abbeyball6890 Před 3 měsíci +1526

    😂 This is so funny 🤣
    " When you're old, you're going to be broken"
    My 9 year old has recently decided I am super old so that hits different 😅😅😅

    • @hauntedbelle
      @hauntedbelle Před 3 měsíci +13

      Totally the opposite but my son told me I couldn't be old because he and his brothers weren't teenagers. Now they're adults so I guess I'm old now.

    • @berttroubleyn3475
      @berttroubleyn3475 Před 3 měsíci +17

      Last year, my 7 year old son wrote me a card that said: "I love you so much, daddy, I will miss you when you are dead".

    • @lane3317
      @lane3317 Před 3 měsíci

      You are all old

    • @eshim3961
      @eshim3961 Před 3 měsíci +6

      My friend's 4-Year-Old asked her if she would be his grandma, because she had (one) Gray hair.😂

    • @PurrfectlyCreative333
      @PurrfectlyCreative333 Před 3 měsíci +2

      That baffled me and made me laugh so hard, I bet she said it just as casually too 😭😂 when I have kids, if I get told this, I'm just gonna laugh and pat my kid on the head and say "sure, honey" 😂

  • @hannahc1790
    @hannahc1790 Před 3 měsíci +279

    This is how parents should do videos of their kids! It’s way safer and honestly way more entertaining 😂😂

    • @TsukasaFanTc
      @TsukasaFanTc Před měsícem +6

      Have you ever watched "Conversations with my 3 year old"? (they have ages 2-5 at least, it's been a while since I watched them) but it's hilarious, and it's essentially this but longer X'D

  • @Adina68883
    @Adina68883 Před 3 měsíci +850

    Her humor is unmatched 🙌🙌

  • @shayelea
    @shayelea Před 3 měsíci +230

    It’s the disinterested/fake enthusiastic “cool!” for me 😂

  • @Rachchamb
    @Rachchamb Před 3 měsíci +657

    This one is definitely my favorite of this series😂 “think I’m cute without make up… WAIT WHAT IF I DIDN’T HAVE A HEAD!” got me😭

  • @N0EL-7007
    @N0EL-7007 Před 2 měsíci +149

    “Mom, I wish you could marry me”..ah yes kid logic 💀

    • @boopthesnoot_boop
      @boopthesnoot_boop Před 2 měsíci +20

      I used to say that all the time. What I knew about marriage was that you married the person you love more than anything, and that was my Mom. I always get a chuckle out of it looking back now.

    • @N0EL-7007
      @N0EL-7007 Před 2 měsíci +8

      @@boopthesnoot_boop Aw that’s really sweet though!
      My sister use to be the same, it takes quite a lot of explaining. 😂

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse Před měsícem

      ​@@boopthesnoot_boop I used to say I wanted to marry my dad lmao

    • @kathernandez6682
      @kathernandez6682 Před 27 dny +1

      My five year old son says this then he saw me kissing his two year old brother all over the face and he said are you gonna marry him now 😂😂😂😂

  • @user-qw1mm9bn3k
    @user-qw1mm9bn3k Před 3 měsíci +220

    “Sawyer you make me smell like socks,” I’m dead 💀

  • @sidneybrooks5020
    @sidneybrooks5020 Před 2 měsíci +187

    My daughter asked if she could marry I told her no and she cried and we got fake married as her stuffed animals watched. I’m filing for divorce

  • @cystersisters6878
    @cystersisters6878 Před 3 měsíci +59

    Chlo-co-melon had me dying 😂

  • @evajane5511
    @evajane5511 Před 2 měsíci +68

    "when you're old, you're gonna be broken" got me dying💀💀

  • @em2516
    @em2516 Před 3 měsíci +122

    “WHAT?!” 😂😂 that caught me off guard 😂

  • @Unknown55564
    @Unknown55564 Před 3 měsíci +285

    *don’t you dare ever call me that* FAMOUS LAST WORDS🤣🤭💀

  • @brittany9233
    @brittany9233 Před 3 měsíci +200

    "Coool..😑😒" Good lord I cant wait to have one, how do you get through the day without laughing yourself silly!

    • @lovelover4408
      @lovelover4408 Před 3 měsíci +10

      Laughing is how you get through the tough days 😊

    • @hannahstewart9898
      @hannahstewart9898 Před 3 měsíci +3

      It's not all funny!

    • @karina_martinez420
      @karina_martinez420 Před 3 měsíci

      ​@@hannahstewart9898what do you mean

    • @mstBel889
      @mstBel889 Před 3 měsíci +1

      That's the best part. (And the cuddles) Lol. The rest is stressful fkn work.

  • @TinyHomeCooking-tk4mc
    @TinyHomeCooking-tk4mc Před 2 měsíci +27

    “Don’t touch my food, I promise you rude junk!” 😂 THIS sounds exactly like our 5 year old! 🤣😂😂😂

  • @alicetaylorsversion-qb2ei
    @alicetaylorsversion-qb2ei Před 3 měsíci +62

    “do NOT put boogies on me at all”
    -Chloe, 2024

  • @Esmehazellnut
    @Esmehazellnut Před 3 měsíci +102

    ‘Get off me you stupid tornado’
    I can’t 😂😂😂😂

  • @MadalynThomas1
    @MadalynThomas1 Před 3 měsíci +34

    “Get off me you stupid TORNADO🌪️” best line of the century

  • @annegiles170
    @annegiles170 Před 3 měsíci +59

    I love when you play your daughter ! Kids come up with the weirdest, kindest, funniest, and informative things to say. Lol.

  • @The_ocd_frog
    @The_ocd_frog Před 2 měsíci +26

    “IM BORED!!!” Too relatable 😂😂😂😂

  • @leigharmstrong9940
    @leigharmstrong9940 Před 3 měsíci +26

    I love that you’ll now have a diary of the cute things that she says.👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼I wrote down funny things my oldest said when he was little, recorded it in a journal, & gave it to him when he graduated from high school. It’s still his favorite book EVER. My favorite part is that he still loves reading it; he turned 30 this year.
    Good job, momma!👏🏼💪🏼🫶🏼😘😘😘

    • @under_N_over_it
      @under_N_over_it Před měsícem +1

      that’s an amazing idea!!!!

    • @leigharmstrong9940
      @leigharmstrong9940 Před měsícem

      @@under_N_over_it 🫶🏼an experienced mom shared it with me ; I thought it was special. I wish I’d done it with all 3 of mine!🙃

  • @Unknown55564
    @Unknown55564 Před 3 měsíci +68

    “what if I didn’t have a head though”💀🤣

  • @shahrahman1614
    @shahrahman1614 Před 3 měsíci +7

    "Get of me ,✨u STupiD tOrNAdo!!✨"
    killed me!!!😭✋💀💀👹👹😂😂

  • @angjella6468
    @angjella6468 Před 2 měsíci +44

    "hey, the baby‘s kicking!“
    "cool…“
    had me cracking uppp🤣🤣

  • @Gwoorrrrllsssss
    @Gwoorrrrllsssss Před 3 měsíci +30

    "you're making me throw up" im using that.
    also "he has no idea what water is"

  • @amandac8836
    @amandac8836 Před 3 měsíci +5

    “Get off me you stupid tornado!!!”
    LMFAO I love how that made absolutely no sense 😂

  • @hannahthehomesteader
    @hannahthehomesteader Před 2 měsíci +28

    The more pregnant you get, the more impressive this look is 😂

  • @JavonCarterTV
    @JavonCarterTV Před 3 měsíci +83

    "When you're old you're gonna be broken" hahaha

  • @crystalburnham9757
    @crystalburnham9757 Před 2 měsíci +39

    "wow, you're making me throw up"
    In her mind is the same as "You're blowing my mind!"

  • @Maknchz
    @Maknchz Před 2 měsíci +22

    “Sawyer is such a loser” 😒 “Chloe” “of things.”

    • @michelewalburn4376
      @michelewalburn4376 Před 2 měsíci

      Many of the people in my family, myself not included lol, are geniuses.
      I've been around genius children my entire life.
      Even the most intelligent children don't speak that way, not at 5 years old. Sorry.
      Even my daughter who spoke in complete sentences by her first birthday and didn't use contractions at all, didn't speak like that.
      She may have said I cannot stand my brother and he's a mean ass would not have said that.
      My nephew, who is a member of Mensa would not have spoken like that.
      Mama has run out of content and is making crap up because she likes the attention and the money. I don't blame her, who doesn't like it?
      I'm just saying that her kid probably said and did some really cute stuff that we would have really enjoyed, but it wasn't good enough for her.

  • @Taylor_bigfan13
    @Taylor_bigfan13 Před 3 měsíci +39

    Mom… do you think I suck or do you think I rock. Got me dying😂😂 She said that as if it was normal😭😭😂😂❤❤❤

  • @sunsetlilypad
    @sunsetlilypad Před 3 měsíci +17

    "When you're old, you're going to be broken" sounds like the best threat I've ever heard!

  • @theresacherco3503
    @theresacherco3503 Před 2 měsíci +25

    When you’re old, your going to be broken

  • @sagesufferswell
    @sagesufferswell Před 2 měsíci +16

    The tornado part 😂

  • @user-nq4pk8ud5e
    @user-nq4pk8ud5e Před měsícem +2

    “Are you getting water for your Brother?” “Cause he has no idea what water.” That left me laughing so hard!🤣🤣🤣

  • @eggiesammich
    @eggiesammich Před 2 měsíci +15

    After the most recent vlog, I 100% believe your daughter said all of this 😄 what a gem

  • @jazziered142
    @jazziered142 Před 3 měsíci +10

    When your old, you're going to be broken: No truer words have yet been said.

  • @heathernatyl7260
    @heathernatyl7260 Před 3 měsíci +4

    “You’re gonna make me throw up” 😂😂😂😂 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love the drama 🎭

  • @supersirenia
    @supersirenia Před 3 měsíci +10

    "When you're old, you're going to be broken... " I FEEL THIS

  • @whosebuilderandmakerisgod
    @whosebuilderandmakerisgod Před 3 měsíci +3

    “Mom you’re making me throw up!” 😂

  • @Klutzygurl25
    @Klutzygurl25 Před 3 měsíci +16

    “Get off me stupid tornado!!!”😂

  • @Viola.454
    @Viola.454 Před 2 měsíci +15

    She's SUCH a icon😂❤

  • @cogaplush3372
    @cogaplush3372 Před 2 měsíci +28

    “When you’re old, you’re gonna be broken” BRO AM I SERIOUSLY OLD?! I’M STILL OBLIGATED TO SCHOOL LIKE DAMN 😭

  • @stacyfalvey2965
    @stacyfalvey2965 Před 3 měsíci +6

    “Don’t touch my food I promise you rude junk” 😂😂❤😂😂😂

  • @Ater_Draco
    @Ater_Draco Před 3 měsíci +10

    5yo kids are roller coasters of emotions lol ❤

  • @myownheroisonlyme5721
    @myownheroisonlyme5721 Před 3 měsíci +40

    "When you're old you're going to be broken".
    I can't be old at 31, but I still found that to be devastating to hear.

  • @kenanbaltaci1
    @kenanbaltaci1 Před 2 měsíci +4

    “ why is this toy broken”?
    “Its just old”
    “When your old your gonna be broken too” 😊
    She has such great humor 😂😂😂

  • @HeidiKoss
    @HeidiKoss Před 2 měsíci +15

    When you’re old you’re gonna be broken

    • @squirel4386
      @squirel4386 Před 2 měsíci

      Well, at least she doesn't think you're old

    • @HeidiKoss
      @HeidiKoss Před 2 měsíci

      @@squirel4386 that’s what her daughter said

    • @HeidiKoss
      @HeidiKoss Před 2 měsíci

      @@squirel4386 you don’t have to be rude

    • @squirel4386
      @squirel4386 Před 2 měsíci

      @@HeidiKoss ????

    • @HeidiKoss
      @HeidiKoss Před měsícem

      @@squirel4386 that’s what her daughter said to her

  • @NotHadlie
    @NotHadlie Před 3 měsíci +8

    “Sawyer you make me smell like socks” 😂😂😂😂

  • @BlazeBergner
    @BlazeBergner Před 3 měsíci +5

    “When your old your gonna be broken” had my jaw on the floor 😅😂

  • @zriismaeel5464
    @zriismaeel5464 Před 2 měsíci +1

    "And when you're old, you're gonna be broken!"😂😂😂❤

  • @MaxwellTeatree
    @MaxwellTeatree Před 3 měsíci +2

    “I think I look cute without makeup up…. What if I didn’t have a head tho” bruh I felt that

  • @Is_brea_liom_tae
    @Is_brea_liom_tae Před 3 měsíci +5

    Haha love it! No need to have one of those “funny things my kids said” diaries, you have the videos to remember 🤣 too funny. Your daughter sounds brilliant 🤩 😊

  • @hunniboop1
    @hunniboop1 Před 3 měsíci +16

    I just wanna know what Chloe is thinking when she sees you put her Elsa dress on 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jessicaburnette5224
    @jessicaburnette5224 Před 2 měsíci +16

    I thought my something was wrong with my child cuz she says and does all of this! It's nice to know she is developing ok! Lol

    • @shikkimonotaku3040
      @shikkimonotaku3040 Před 2 měsíci

      No kids are unhinged my little bro said he's gonna get married one day and be cool and my uncle goes "well I'm not married, and brother called him a loser😭"

  • @ediechapman2011
    @ediechapman2011 Před 2 měsíci +6

    We love a sarcastic queen 👏🏻😂

  • @FairyFrequency
    @FairyFrequency Před 3 měsíci +6

    Get off me you stupid tornado resonates with me deeply. Sending love and peaceful vibrations from the creeks and woodland of Missouri.

  • @mmhenebury
    @mmhenebury Před 3 měsíci +4

    “ Sawyer you make me smell like socks HEEEEAAAÆÆĖÀĖE👺👹”
    so aesthetic 🥰🥰

  • @BrittanyLonardo6516
    @BrittanyLonardo6516 Před 2 měsíci

    These are my favorite videos of yours 😂😂 she's such a character.Dang , she just read you to filth, all of us "broken" old people felt that dig😂

  • @Preppygirlll001
    @Preppygirlll001 Před 3 měsíci +1

    “Don’t u dare ever call me that”
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MeadowsMiniFarm
    @MeadowsMiniFarm Před 3 měsíci +8

    Imagine if sawyer and newest addition have the same Jane humor 😂
    Ahh poor dad 😂❤

  • @sarasunshinemt4444
    @sarasunshinemt4444 Před 2 měsíci +7

    "When youre old, youre gonna be broken"
    Ouch. Cuz it's true 😆

  • @The_editorwantscookiez
    @The_editorwantscookiez Před 3 měsíci +1

    “wHeN yOuR oLd YoUr GoNnA bE bRoKeN” omg that made me laugh so hard🥲

  • @PAISLEE1313
    @PAISLEE1313 Před hodinou

    “Sawyer is such a loser. Of things…” SUCH A GORGEOUS POET😂

  • @Royaljxckson
    @Royaljxckson Před 3 měsíci +3

    When you're old, you're going to be broken 🤣🤣

  • @LauraElizaGenevieve
    @LauraElizaGenevieve Před 3 měsíci +1

    That “wwWHAT?!” was so freaking good

  • @alyssacarter6119
    @alyssacarter6119 Před 3 měsíci +1

    “I promise you rude junk”
    I’m gonna start calling people junk
    Chloe is iconic

    • @kristinazubic9669
      @kristinazubic9669 Před 3 měsíci

      RUDE junk, no less! Not ordinary junk or polite junk.

  • @cathcolwell2197
    @cathcolwell2197 Před 3 měsíci +3

    These are my absolute favorites ! Imagine 30 years from now you’ll have this wonderful record for your family to enjoy❤❤❤ I wanted to marry my mom too.

  • @karinalemus2305
    @karinalemus2305 Před 2 měsíci +8

    Love seeing this!😂 the funniest thing my 5 year old said about marriage was “ I can’t wait to see what my husband’s gonna look like!” 😊

  • @titanicmaster9972
    @titanicmaster9972 Před 13 dny +1

    “gET OFf oF Me yOU StUPid ToRNaDo!” Got me dying 😂😂😂

  • @NellysAnimalAntics
    @NellysAnimalAntics Před 2 měsíci

    This just makes me 😂🤣😂🤣 so much! All of the out of place words for a five year old is accurate! 👏🏼

  • @user-bi1um9wk3m
    @user-bi1um9wk3m Před 3 měsíci +5

    “When you’re old….your gonna be broken” IM DYING RN 😂😂😂

  • @fataleflare
    @fataleflare Před 2 měsíci +9

    She is so done with you telling her the baby is kicking.

  • @LilyCreationsVideos
    @LilyCreationsVideos Před 3 měsíci +1

    “Sawyer, you make me smell like socks. hEhEhEhEh” 😂😂😂😂

  • @NayVee2715
    @NayVee2715 Před měsícem +1

    “Whoever’s lasts is a rotten egg”
    WHAT!!!! I literally can’t 😂

  • @joahamelia
    @joahamelia Před 3 měsíci +4

    i see one part and start laughing…..but actually that’s the whole vid!! i wish there was a MORE then like button, bc i would ❤ every single one of Janes hilarious videos 😂😂😂

  • @Cyan_Fader
    @Cyan_Fader Před 3 měsíci +4

    "mom, I wish you could marry me." 🥺
    WTF- LMAO 😂

  • @ashleys1655
    @ashleys1655 Před 4 dny

    These make me laugh so dang hard!! 🤣🤣👌🏼 Thank you!!

  • @aislinghumphreys2117
    @aislinghumphreys2117 Před měsícem +1

    ”Get off me you stupid tornado!” HAD TO BE MY FAVOURITE

  • @Hailey.373
    @Hailey.373 Před 3 měsíci +5

    " when your old you're gonna be broken". Lol that's what my cousin says all the time

  • @Hannah-ew8rw
    @Hannah-ew8rw Před 3 měsíci +3

    funniest one yet 😂

  • @LeafWarriorCatzLifeSeries
    @LeafWarriorCatzLifeSeries Před 3 měsíci +1

    "when you're old, you're going to be broken." 💀

  • @jadeharpz7622
    @jadeharpz7622 Před 3 měsíci +1

    These ones of ur daughter r the best I love watching them makes me laugh everytime 😂

  • @Gymnastics-queen222
    @Gymnastics-queen222 Před 3 měsíci +3

    Her when she is old enough to watch Harry Potter her: mommy you can never let me die bc I am the chosen one 😂😂😂😂

  • @ChloeOdish
    @ChloeOdish Před 3 měsíci +5

    IM BORED 😂😂
    That’s all I hear during long car rides😢

  • @kittencaboodle24
    @kittencaboodle24 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Pregnant belly under the princess dress is iconic

  • @thelastminmom5251
    @thelastminmom5251 Před 3 měsíci +1

    “Get off me you stupid Tornado” 🌪️ 😂

  • @ItsLilja09
    @ItsLilja09 Před 3 měsíci +3

    She’s smart for a 5 year old though lol
    You have the best humor

  • @EmmaRichards-kq1xx
    @EmmaRichards-kq1xx Před 3 měsíci +4

    How the heck did she get in that dress like WHATTTTTTTT😂 LMAO

  • @Indilemonlime
    @Indilemonlime Před 2 měsíci

    “No thanks I’m allergic” “I actually like it”😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣that’s HILARIOUS 😂

  • @ella_the_frogg
    @ella_the_frogg Před 3 měsíci +1

    “when you’re old, you’re gonna be broken.”
    yes sweetie. yes she is 😭

  • @customerservice9397
    @customerservice9397 Před 2 měsíci +6

    people who dont know , people who do know