MACKLEMORE & RYAN LEWIS - DOWNTOWN (DENT SCHOOL - A Parody by the UCSF Dentistry 1st Year Students)

UCSF School of Dentistry Class of 2019 presents a parody of Downtown, presented at the 2016 Give the School a Smile Day.
Directed and Lyrics by Arielle Canoza
Music by Morgan Nelson
Filming by Emily P. Yang
Editing by Jessica Lam
Choreography by Anisha Kurukulasuriya
LYRICS
I went to the Dean’s office, said “What up?”
Featherstone’s like,“Hello, you’re a pre-dent?”
And I’m like, “Honestly, I know nothing about teeth, yet.”
He said, “I've got the school for you. Follow me!”
Ohhhh, it's too real
Chromed out loupes, I don’t need a face shield
Lots of patients, faculty ‘n new friends
$350k? That’s a helluva deal!
Heading to Dent School, Cruising down Parnassus
Gunning down the streets of SF
Pulled upon shuttles and Muni
White coat on my back like a doctor
Dope UC is cool, and all I need is two good hands
Got scores on my app, tassels on the cap
And a mad little passion for the teeth in your face
I’mma floss that, drill that, pull it out (extract)
Bring you to clinic, I don’t need a license
WAIT
Acing exams, first, you have to study
Pass the Dent Sci, Sci Meth and Radiology
Morphology, Sim Lab and Anatomy
Man, just chill, man, everybody chugging coffees
But I’mma keep on gunning, studying, and acing
Head into the testing room got your snack and privacy screen
Trippin’ on everybody, "hell nah", I gotta find my seat
I'm so nervous, almost pukin’ in the back seat
I pulled all nighters. Alright, I'm lying. One nighter
But, hey, we can still pass together
You don’t need a B+, you don't need an A
Forget that A+, you got P/ NP (Pass/No Pass)
Chasing Orthodontics, Oral Surgery
I don't care, Ped(iatric)s, Gen Dentistry
Studying together as we fly through the years
Stop by Yancy's. Taking breaks in the city!
CHORUS:
Dent School, Dent School, (Dent School), Dent School, Dent School
You know we still go out and play
We’ve got balance that could keep you sane
Have you ever felt the warm embrace
Of Inner Sunset's sun upon your face?
Take you to the beach, boy
Hanging with new friends, boy
Better follow me towards (Dent School)
What you see is what we've got girl
Don't ever forget, girl
Ain't seen nothing yet till you're in
Dent School
Yo, check the plaque
Chew on that pellet
Disclosed, so pink
Now check all the fillings
“YEEEOOOWWW!! You can't probe me”
Gwen Essex can't reprimand me
I'm in my man-spread stance, I'm not leaning
I got ergo(nomics) for my back, got them rinsing
‘Cuz I'm too damn quick when in clinic
Whole Dent School yelling out “who DAT is?!”
It’s me, the Ca the -na -dian
Prepping like GV Black from back in the day
I take down the pulpal floor and I watch my bur
Make the isthmus drilly, drilly, fill them teeth
I'm beginning amalgam and they watchin’ me
My rubber dam tears, can’t isolate my teeth
Well, hello, they say I need KY Jelly
Now do you, or do you not, wanna assist me?
I got one drill, I got two burs
Do a crown prep, ain't a big deal
I like a taper, 10 degrees please
Messin’ up the wet lab, listenin’ to Rich speak
Runnin’ around the whole lab
Classmates yelling at me "You need to slow down!"
"Pourin’ tooth one-eight (#18), Dan, chill the **** out
Mind your own work and sit the **** down!"
If I only had one Die-Keen, I would give it to you (give it to you)
Cruising down Sim Lab, boy, what a wonderful view (wonderful view)
Here, take a snack break, it’s Tiramisu, made by Xuyu
Don't let your white coat drag, we believe in you (believe in you)
(CHORUS)
Working real hard, boy
Can't wait till we're D4s
You know what comes next, we’ll be Dentists
What you see is what you get, girl
Don’t ever forget, girl
Ain't seen nothing yet until we're Dentists