The Dwarf King - CK3 MP In A Nutshell
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- čas přidán 31. 08. 2020
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Crusader Kings 3 MP In A Nutshellll
(Crusader Kings 3 Multiplayer)
Mods: Vanilla
Intro: CK3 Theme
Outro: CK3 Theme
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Do you wanna see how many children you can get with the inbred trait?
Then I incest you check out CK3: play.crusaderkings.com/Bokoen
“IncEST” HOHO HAHA MY PP LAUGHY
mr bo with the epic puns
Ad unfriendly advertising.
Lol just get it from fit girl
Did they keep the event where your Kingdom is given to a horse that CK II had?
Remember bois, the shorter the king, the taller the crown
Thanks, king
Adam Khaldun Short kings rise up
Oh wait, you already have
Short kings have their inches put elsewhere 😏
Patrick Handford Why did I read that?
@@maxkennedy8075 I can't🤣🤣🤣
I remember this legendary line from the CK2 forums
Q “Should I seduce my Farther or my Son”
A “If either aren’t the same you’re not even trying”
That's rookie incest
Wait.. How the hell does that work? Thats some time travel shit
@TheOdd Apple thats not how being a father works.
@@Blanklet Tell that to Paradox
@@dime9398 "step"
"there's a 60 year old women in the court naked"
Keep in mind some poor paradox employee had to spend time and effort modeling that for the game.
Don't feel bad, they're working for Paradox.
@@Brote_Ampill dear god that's even worse
Ah yes, the fanatic axis order of Aqua. I wonder where I heard that before... Well, doesn't matter, EXPLOSION!
When they said forced conversions they didn't mention how the soap would be used.
*Killer Queen's first bomb*
When that cute princess winks at you but you realize you both live in the same castle.
*SWEET HOME DENMARK*
based and crusaderpilled
*SWEET HOME A LA DENMARK!*
Something is rotten in the state of Denmark
ISP’s absolute massive character on the stream made it to the ck subreddit
Link ?
www.reddit.com/r/CrusaderKings/comments/ik9g1c/now_thats_what_i_call_a_king/
@@wceend5791 HOLY FUCK
he rivals dong zhuo!
@@nostradamusofgames5508 almost as large as Göring
Crusader Kings is one of those games where every conversation is just wrong out of context.
Even with context its so wrong lmao
Wouldn't have it any other way!
All hail Roy the Destroyer!
He'll make peace in our time
Bruh why tf didn’t u attack Germany when they took the Sudetenland.
Oh fun. Rimmy first then the Irish lads and now Bo. So much fun between them all.
I'm honestly surprised that the Irish Lads put out their vid earlier than bo, despite the fact that mappies like these aren't commonly in their portfolio.
Oh, you think that’s all?
Check out Door Monster.
They made a goodamned musical number.
(It has Rimmy and a couple others as background singers too)
@@Euveiclaris Yeah, but RT has recently been on top of new Paradox releases. I think he was one of the first to do federations. Even spiff got ahead of the usual, ISP-like, mappie crowd.
Not all of them got a dress from paradox tho, their fetishes seem to have stopped, they are satisfied
Omega Wolf p
9:31 That's Lord Farquaad's little brother!
That is Lord Farquaad if he had actually succeeded in becoming King.
New trait
"Golden": Fertility -50%
Competence - 90%
ISP Reversed-Role-Played himself by marrying some homeless person into the crown: 13:07
Weird seeing The Unforgiven here lol.
poor rasputin
11:52 Peef just dies
The Virgin Pox-riddled Herculean ISP vs The Chad 66 year-old Athletic Dwarf Bo
When I saw the 17000 Papacy troops I yelled "AN ENTIRE LEGION OF HIS BEST TROOPS!"
My first CK3 game went like this.
Playing as Jorvik, with a friend trying to unite Ireland.
I win the war, all's good. Irish has to switch countries because his dynasty dies, only to be overwhelmed by a one province minor.
I assassinate the Wessexian king, causing his country to fragment into 2. Both of them rage quit.
Pretty good game honestly.
Well assassination is just cheap considering how easy it is. You can kill someone just using that.
Something just didn't feel normal during that intro
I removed some stuff from my room, so maybe the acoustics are off? I'm trying to figure out how to fix it lol, so far I put a mattress in the room
Bokoen1, what time will you stream the game tonight?
@@Bokoen1 Just buy a bunch of egg cartons
This is by far the funniest video you've ever made as a squad pleas make more multiplayer ck3 videos they're amazing
Remind me to drop a "Thank you!" to Paradox for investing in the Bokoen Cinematic Universe. You guys are the highlight of my week and you bring so much joy and amusement into a world that could use a few more laughs. Look forward to more of this and all of the great BCU content! Love you all! (Yes, even Golden.)
I'm still waiting for the paradox mega campaign mp in a nutshell. From CK 2/3 to HOI 4.
By the time Victoria 2 rolls around, it’s just 7/8 massive countries exploding and getting gobbled up again only to explode in like 10 years from how big they are
when swimmy said yes to Bo’s incest and wincest, now we know how Swimmy got his intellect
"Come here daughter..." Well, she came in more than one way.
just stop.
I want a script where Golden marries into all the royal families and all his rulers slowly become more and more deformed, basically the Habsburg dynasty.
The Pope running the Soviet strat of just sending a shit ton of men
Was that Axis order heresy a konosuba reference?
Yep, it says "Aqua's Followers" on 7:33
@@math3000 lol i just noticed now
@@math3000 where is it i cant find it on screen
This video can be summed up as Peef: W H E E Z E
I can't wait for Paradox to sell 100 DLCs for CK3...
Bring back the Amber co-op in hoi4 on Germany/USSR with the clippy cloppy cavalry horde
Fuckin Samurai Dude Ah my cultured Eastern Warrior Friend if only we had had some of those katanas. Perhaps, maybe, just maybe we could have held the Barbarians at bay...... but alas no
Make Rome Eternal Again........
Bring back the Eternal City
Roma Aeterna
"Incest is Wincest"
- The family motto of the Habsburg Dynasty
This has got to be a series. I couldn't stop laughing!
I am looking forward to future videos with you guys playing this. I laughed so hard I fell of my bed😂. So good ❤️
Holy cow i wasnt expecting any of thats
Amazing game, the craziest thing I had happen was my son tried to romance me (father and king of england) while also was also blackmailing me at the same time because I was a witch
13:00 looks like a smurf
I'll wait till the CK3 18+ mods.
18 times lewder, this time the game has 3d models to work with.
Havent laughed that much in public in a while, thanks man !
We need more of this!
So a Danish dwarf Viking. God that would be YODA. Coming off the kingship like swinging a battle axe around. It's literally tyrion and the hill tribes
God I love the Crusader Kings content, I hope they do more
And here we go. . . Hope you enjoyed the game bo and heres to more CK3 nutshells and memes!
The Pope used a time machine and recruited over 40,000 keyboard crusaders from modern times to come back and take Jerusalem.
Bo with the big MP memes, I need to get another game with you again :)
loved this video, would see more of its like
I like to think that paradox likes the shenanigans bokoen1 and his friends get into, that they give them the chance to test out the multiplayer of their new game
man that laughter near the end is killing me
Holy shit
Ok so im a new viewer and can I just say
This is the FUNNIEST ck3 gameplay ive EVER watched and i just fucking love all the craziness happening in your guys playthroughs keep it up!
Bo: I’m the king of Denmark
Me: I think you mean king of nothing
The King under the mountain, the King of carven stone.
I don't understand how you guys can laugh so much, my throat still hurts from so much laughing,
Bo is really a “me and the guys” type of guy. Confirmed lizard person. Real humans say “Me and the boys!”
9:57 literally Longinus Podbipienta
you know the video is going to be good when in the first minutes you have polish nintendo switch owners
Take a shot every time Bo says “game” in the intro
God I never though I could laugh this fucking hard. Honestly the most funniest video I’ve watched in a while.🤣🤣🤣
Love all of your videos
This video is class
Lord Farquad tbh near the end lol
We Need Full Episodes of this!
much much much more of this ck3 in a nutshell
11:52
SMALL AGE DIFFERENCE
cant wait for ISP to cover the shrek mod next
I would like to order 9 more of these thank you
we need more of this
9:18 the master of coin!
This video was hilarious. Do it again
I love this game and I love you guys so to me this is a win win situation
Me: hears about the Adamites
Also Me: HIPPIES
Great video , cant wait to play new CK game
Please more of this
Ah. Lord Farquad has made an appearence i see!
“Just become a human trafficker”
- Bokoen1, 2020
gives key to Alex the rambeler: ok makes sen-
gives key to Isoral production: wait that's a bit to mu-
gives not one key, but many key to Bo and friends: Paradox, you mad man!!
This is the testing phase to see if the incest is up to standard
"Watch this drive" 💀💀
I have waited so long for this title
Sooo good please more
The dwarves will rise again
Bo should be the real king of Denmark, he’s the king in our hearts
I swear dude in every single crusader kings game the Dwarf with higher than 10 martial is always a god
I’ve been playing this and it’s so fun
Alrite this made me laugh alot.... first time in a while i have laughed at a YT vid
"King of Denmark POG!"
King of nothing
God dammit
Can’t wait for the inevitable Sunset Invasion dlc
You should do a multiplayer mega campaign
"Like Diablo" Is playing Diablo while listening.
Oh hail de Viking Dwarf King may his dwesencendant dwarf any dwynasty ever, may the seed of the dwarf be flourish into a great dwarven empire
Beautiful
Looking forward to seeing ISPs mega chad
First 3 seconds is something Tommy will never say.
this was hilarious
I laughed so hard, I woke up the baby, damn.
Paradox looks out for the bois
Even if i don't know anything about game this gang make me laugh hard.
king roi gonzalez the gigachad
literal short king
This is one of the funniest videos of yours, keep it up!
😂 I'm laughing the entire time
When all the dwarf shit started happening I got Tip-toes flashbacks...
ITS OUT
ITS OUT
ITS OUT
ITS OUT
Only 1.5 hours until I can start the DL! Hype!