The Wahlberg diet | 084
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The Wahlberg diet | lemonparty 084
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0:00 Intro
0:25 Slim Shady and old rappers
9:30 the real Post Malone
16:45 Joe Rogan’s taste
17:25 the beauty of your hatred
19:10 Ben’s mood
22:30 anti-fat
29:30 diet foods and drinks
32:40 high school classmates
39:30 Jace’s Twitter suspension
41:00 crimes of passion
46:05 the real Stephen Hawking
51:50 bankrupting Jamaica
54:55 Jon Hamm (sad)
57:20 tea and etymology
1:00:00 Big Boring Wars
1:04:16 life of actors
1:10:10 orphans and Jon Voight
1:12:00 her only commodity
1:16:00 the white loser thing
1:19:40 historical relativism
1:21:00 edgy art
1:23:00 the Wahlberg diet
1:27:00 slim Buddha
1:28:00 healthy and normal
1:30:40 Godzilla Minus - Komedie
the bank took everything: patreon.com/lemonparty
LMAO that 60k a month mortgage will need Elon musk to donate to the patron
can you guys talk about how internet + psychedelics = establishment seeding population with invasive christianity and satan and astrology beliefs
Holy crap, Ben still has his house, Devon is still drunk, and Jayce is still going to goon later.
And you're still gay, win win 😁
@@blaynehamilton2120don’t forget meeeeee ;)
Sad to see what they've become
@@blaynehamilton2120 and you too buddy. We’re all gay down here
The real holy trinity
Everytime Ben Avery says the word "monkey" i just hold my breath for a few seconds
🐒
bated breath*
Ben dressed like young Sheldon this ep
Young Sheldon would be less annoying to be around
Ida left Devan and is buying Ben’s house with Kyrie.
It’s pretty obvious why she did lol Christ all fucking mighty the guy can whine😂
So happy for her
Also to be real, he must have some serious confidence if he’s been able to brave all the constant barrage of dicks just being fired at Ida, I mean she was always in the mix with vaguely rich dudes and you just know they were constantly hitting on her
Did they really separate?
@@NarsilsBane I wish
the Ben Dillon transformation is entering the second trimester
This is my favorite pro NAMBLA podcast
The Marlon Brando lookalikes?
“These songs can be made by a ring doorbell” LMFAO
Ben will fulfill The Whale’s prophecy, he is the chosen one. Mark my words.
LMAO they will need to air lift him to the studio. John and Devon making whale jokes on it
You should have some of the hate watch members be guest on the show but something tells me they’re not allowed over at Ben’s house
I get the impression John and Joey aren't allowed lol. Conner definitely is though.
Joey used to do the livestreams with them early on
Since Ben and his wife Katy recently brought a child into this world,
John cannot legally visit the Avery household…
(at least without them all going through a highly complex / drawn-out mutual declaration-of-intent procedure via the courts).
Imagine John gives your kid long covid. John meets your kid and does the finger wiggle thing "GUCHIGU how cute dude" now your kid has long covid.
@@bluearcher1559 “long covid”
I heard Katie made Ben sleep in the guest mansion in the backyard. Sad to see what he's become
Devan's rants give me life!
Hell yeah Devon! You got the trans vote brother
Always in my face, talking this and that
Ben's jowls are coming in nicely. Soon we'll have to Jayce's! Good work men.
9:48 Devan’s take on Post Malone is perfection
1:27:24 Jace visibly getting under Ben's skin 🤣🤣🤣
Great catch
I analyzed it several times. You are correct.
Ben deserves it I truly believe he would be capable and willing to report his brothers pages down out of existence
@@HomesteadFreddy idk man that's a wild accusation for some one that doesn't personally know Ben or Jace 🤷♂
If you guys had Post Malone on the podcast maybe you could save Ben’s house
Can't save Devon's relationship
@@georgec5212is that why the Ida Hour stopped?
Ben is the first man I’ve seen go through the baby blues
Ben definitely spilt coke zero on his keyboard and broke it, also keep the lighting like this
Sleeplessly babysitting a supposed adult loved one as they wind down from their manic episode. Unfortunately expressing my frustration will do *absolutely nothing* good. So watching you goofballs speak freely is extra therapeutic this week. Thanks fellas
Mom?
Can’t spell Rubenesque without Ben
I hate that he's going through it but this break up will be great for us the next few months. The resulting rage and frustration can only bless us with golden rants.
I wish i had friends like these 😂
Ben’s neck keeps getting rounder each episode
**cracks knuckles, pushes glasses forward**
Well actually Devon the Oppenheimer music was composed by Ludwig Göransson not Hans Zimmer.
**sips Mountain Dew Code Red**
"Broken keyboard" yeah ok anyone with eyeballs can tell this was recorded on a green screen you don't have to pretend this wasn't recorded in an abandoned warehouse
Ben is definitely in a bad place. In his solo streams he rages hard. But please don't stop, if anything dial it up.
Ben is going be 300 pounds in 2 months
On tonight’s episode, Ben eats a Big Mac, Devan considers his lawsuits and Jaycee is likely complaining about something.
Ben sure is quiet this episode. Can't even afford to throw in his two cents with the mortgage and all
Let's get lemons!
🍋 🍋🍋 🍋
11:55 a Brian Wilson shout-out by Dev further proves why he's my favorite lo
1:15:38 literally a korean name lol
Who knew Ben is so great at slapstick\physical comedy?! His Stephen Hawking bit was beyond hilarious. He is the Cramer of your little Seinfeld troupe, N word affinity and all!
Since about 2017, there'd be a night every few months where I'd be drunk in an Uber and react almost violently to how bad the song on the radio sucked ass.
Every time I inquired who it was or looked at the display on the driver's dashboard, it was Post Malone, every goddamn time. No other artist has been able to do this to me though, so I guess that's something.
Lemon party 8 hrs a day isn’t enough lemon party
1. Turn the lemon party computer light on
2. Relapse was actually good
3. don’t worry about points 1 and 2
4. Devan is 100% right about Post Malone hype
5. Lemon Party Rules
Remember when Jayce and Devon's separate podcast were reported and banned at day 1 of lemon party. And now Jayce 's Twitter is banned and his brother Ben says "I reported your account until it got banned" and Devon just responds like "yep I know you did Ben" - we all do recognize that Ben does actually think this way right? Like how he gets disgusted by anything and then wants to tear down what triggers his disgust?
Not a top 5 episode for me, but still better than 99% of all comedy pods. “I know where everyone lives” is still my favorite if anyone cares
We don’t. Nobody in these comments cares about anything
LP pod ✅
Woo plus ✅
Goon sesh ✅
These dropping just before the gym are like a religious experience for me
i love ben cuz he's a little idiot
i love devan cuz he's a little freak
i love jace cuz he's a little nerd
Bro you get shaky cuz you're going thru withdrawal from all those chemicals and sugars in the food dingus
Laughed all morning at work. I fucking love you guys so much
no baby talk on dudes r us
Ben going with the vertical stripes, the thiccboi illusion
The documentary about the town killing the bully is “No one saw a thing”
"It tastes like candy" brief pause "Sometimes it makes my head hurt really bad..."
Godzilla Minus one lemonparty review blurb "Very Funny"
The reason Ben has been "in a mood" lately is because he has more of the hormone oxytocin in his system since the birth of his child.
I’m gay
well at least you’re not heteronormative.
Gay
Cabt waiit to get baked and listen to this tonight while playing farming simulator and eating 5700 calories of mcdonalds
You don’t have to brag
Very good.
Ben's Steven Hawking impression is just RFK Jr.
Ben looks like a munchkin version of Jace.
Love Ben going off on Woody Allen's wife.
What I listened to today:
Lemonparty, Chubby Behemoth, Dad Meat, MSSP
Benjamin more lemonparty golf
Ben is starting to get rtd face 🤗
It's genuinely sad that Ben is about to lose his multi-million dollar house almost immediately after having a child.
Post Malone’s first mixtape “August 26th” from like 2015 is absolute fire
Ben Gravy
Beautiful work boys
Ben “he doesn’t look like a dog to me at all”. “What does he look like?” Ben “he looks like a Doberman to me”. 😑
Jace “CRICKETS” Avery
🤣 thats so simple but its gold dust
How tf did Devan break down diet sodas better than any teacher, doctor, nutritionist, or my dad?
Jon Hamm Slam Dunk should have been the Episode dame
Thumbs up for the guy Ben
LEMONPARTY DAAYYYYYYYY :D
guys i'm still surprised this channel doesn't have a million subs but i guess this means you guys are cult figures? love your work
Ben is calm In this episode. I like this ben
32:00 like she was loading a mortar lmfaoooo
Sad to see what Eminem has become
pat-a-cake / patty cake
(Community oven, because you were too poor to own a baking oven. This was also a more efficient use of resources to fuel the oven that needs to get very hot, to keep it going for people to use for their dough. You need to put a symbol onto the bread / buns, so that others that use the oven can't steal it. When you display the bread for sale, customers will recognize yours as having a reliable quality. Thus this act of patting the cake seems to be mainly about unique brand creation.)
Oddly, reading this rhyme as an adult, makes me think this may also be a vaguely obscured rhyme about the man's role in the act of impregnation.
Very good
Work finally realized Tuesdays are for lemonparty. I’m not showing up so might as well give me the day off
Ben struggling to take a breath
That point about snoop dog features is no joke. he made a song with this Egyptian pop singer and 8 year old me thought that was insane
Ben is 100% Plankton
These guys are cool and really got their finger on the pulse
Being the oldest LP fan, when the mention “Dear Prudence” I’m thinking, “oh the song written for Mia Farrow’s sister, Prudence.” They were just talking about Mia Farrow shit and didn’t connect the dots. 0:34
Oh I’m finna goon to this one
I think….I think it’s all gonna be alright, everybody.
Ben is 100% right on Stephen Hawking, before he had the robot voice he had some random dude translating all his nonsense words into “scientific genius”
Taking a picture of post Malones face and your phone recognizing it as a QR code is legitimately a brilliant joke. Well done, Ben!
Stay blessed 🆙
You guys were supposed to sing "oh happy days" while Devan was going off 10 minutes in there
Mortgages are gay amiright guys?
I actually grew up with Ben and he’s actually Hillary Clinton, and this is all a dream
Devan addressing the Eminem album cover is exactly why he connects with me. Truly a man of the people.
And goes on to expose Post Malone... We don't deserve Devan.
Let's get raycis booiiissss🎉
The new Eminem song is great lol
Best way to wake up
Being the oldest LP fan, when the mention “Dear Prudence” I’m thinking, “oh the song written for Mia Farrow’s Prudence.” They were just talking about Mia Farrow shit and didn’t connect the dots.
Vertical stripes truly are slimming! Huh dang
Patreon 👍
My favourite Eminem song is One shot 2 shot. (hide if the quiet kid in your class plays that song though 😅)
Hide if the quiet kid in your class listens to Eminem in 2024.
As a guy from a third world country we still know how to party for a cause....but sometimes they get the wrong guy and its awkward week
My dad said I could sell the poop tube.
Sick
Bra
Atv offroad fury brother
Diet coke mortar 🤣🤣
As someone who started vaping again because im gay, i wanna see Nicotine Benny while he loses his $1.5 mil house