Binging with Babish: Bagel Sandwiches from Steven Universe
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- čas přidán 22. 07. 2019
- This week we're headed back to Beach City for some sammich inspiration, where Steven Quartz Universe repeatedly whips up (and is thwarted from eating) one of his favorite foods: bagel sandwiches. Can we upgrade this breakfast favorite with just a little boilin' and bakin'?
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Well, I tried 4 different bagel recipes, finished shooting at 8pm yesterday and edited all last night - now the episode is live, and I can admit to myself and to the world...those bagels turned out a little small. Maybe go 85 grams on those balls.
Binging with Babish I like food
Is this one better than the one in the Basics episode (which is delicious)?
Dope
Can you make The Sluzzlewurst from "The Amazing World of gumball".
Don’t worry Babby, there’s nothing wrong with small balls.
you should do a series where you make really high-end, expensive food and call it lavish with babish
alex fitz OMFG YES
And collab with Mythical Chef Josh from GMM!
Alex fitz you’re a genius
lol I grew up eating literally everything out of the microwave - so seeing this guy do stuff like bake his own bread already seems insanely fancy XD XD
Ballin' with Babby
This inspired me to get up and microwave a tortilla.
lmao
*WHEEZE*
stolen
HAHAHAH-- stolen
*DEAD* 😩⚰️💀😂
3:18 It not only deepened the flavor, but deepened the color of his shirt too
lol
Less consistent than Steven Universe’s art.
Sounds like photoshop to me :/
Wait is this shirt green clothes Theory get on this
@@derronmendel9650 I know you're joking but he actually put those in for 24 hours
Babish: I didnt really like how the laws of physics applied to my bread, so i made a whole new universe
I love that Babish doing things from scratch has just became a meme at this point
a *steven* universe?
Frank: *finaly, a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary!*
@@anonymouscheesepie3768 yes, it was a steven universe
Im making a meme of this
“A dehydrated person’s urine” is probably one of the worst similes ive ever heard
Or the best...
@Blair Waldorf why? Same thing, it's comparison* btw
One of the most accurate, too.
Yum!
As a registered nurse, I can verify this metaphor is 100% accurate.
Me: hey that looks like my-
Babish: “so it looks like the color of a dehydrated persons urine”
Me: oh
Drink some water. 💧😋
@@Orinslayer no
@@Orinslayer water is for cowards smh
@@1subscriberonevideo511 KIRA YOSHIKAGE >:(
@@Orinslayer WHAT SPECIAL PLASTIC WRAP IS THIS 1:19??
As a brit whos never had fresh bagels before, I never realised they were meant to be crispy on the outside! I've always just toasted them to make them like that anyway...
Agreed.
If you live in or near London, Beigel Bake on brick lane is literally the best bagel I’ve ever had. Used to live in London, there’s also a really great restaurant called Smoke Stack maybe a 5 minute walk away from them if I remember rightly
@@natalieandrew7573 What a comment to read just as I'm leaving for Birmingham 😭
@@TheoHiggins just unlucky
I work at a bagel shop here on the east coast and it’s crazy when people who are traveling around visit the shop. They’re always surprised by how big bagels can get and how crunchy they are without toasting them.
Steven's smoked scottish salmon sandwhiches seem so symmetrical
surely steven should serve sam some succulent symmetrical scottish smoked salmon sandwiches
@@potato432apparently we always are astutely alliterating all actions
@@Penguinman2.0 barbecue bacon burger
@@coypandora0795 barbecue bacon burger
@@therealandrew185 barbecue bacon burger
I wish he would say “pepper pepper pepper” just once
Jason C I think everyone wishes that 😂
“Now wang jangle the whole affair”
KiyanoVEVO lol
I dont get it
Luis Rivera go watch you suck at cooking
imagine waking up and just deciding you wanna make yourself a gourmet breakfast and having the skills to do it
You and everyone in this world can buddy speaking as a chef who had no experience before my first job it is achievable just start cooking things that you can master then you will be confident to cook harder things and boom you realise its not hard at all 🤙🏾
Keep a stocked pantry and cook different recipes. Cooking isn't hard, it's fun.
I think i will still be asleep dreaming that i have the skills to do it! 😅
It's not quite as hard as you might think
All it takes is Effort
Me, a Floridian, just finding out that bagels apparently aren't supposed to have "that weird sweet flavor".
You need to visit Au Bon Pain. That was the biggest takeaway from my visit to Boston for a cousin's wedding - they make better breakfast bagel sandwiches than anything you can find over here.
Yes
@@mariomguy closest one to me is in Hollywood. I'm not down there often (I live in ft Lauderdale) but if I'm in the area, I'll check it out.
Go to NYC and get a proper bagel.
@@whiteipod2000 welp, knew that comment was coming. I once had a new yorker angrily come into my coffer shop to complain about the bagels next door. Had nothing to do with me or my establishment, she just couldn't help being a new yorker.
Babish: “Let’s make our own bagels!”
me, who doesn’t have half of the ingredients: _”bagel is bagel.”_
@jaspal Saraon What are you getting at here???
@@popisdeadisagoodsong9997 i assume theyre attempting to put more emotion into it
ty u helped me remember my safeword!
I just realized that we never actually see Steven eat the sandwich
Taco tube Medel so
Yeah, it seemed like a bit of a running gag for a while. At least in one episode he willingly used them as a distraction, but all the other times he's interrupted. Poor kid
poor steven
oh wait
steven universe he has neck now its ok
This dudes got the most soothing voice I've ever heard from a cook.
what about Ainsly?
Reversed Gordon Ramsey
I.e gastronomy Bob Ross
I definitely read that wrong first time 👀
*Laughs in Gordon ramasay*
@@ThatGuy-ry2hs *laughs in Babish*
I love how unmotivated he is when he makes a bagel sandwich with a store bought bagel
No one:
Binging with Babish:
*i don’t like this bread so lemme make my own*
"Lets make our own bagels."
"Lets make our own sausage."
I honestly expected him to start making cheese from scratch.
To create a bagel sandwich, you must first create... the (Steven) universe.
Ohhh... he will
"We must now raise a small hen until it is ready to lay its own eggs" - Binging With Babish, Probably in the near future.
@@fella7291 dont tempt him, next apartment upgrade will include a backyard for a chicken coop
Wouldn't he be making the flour for the bagels with a giant mill then after picking a bunch of wheat
“Tough on your stand mixer.” It’s a kitchen aid mixer, you could drop a house on it and it would keep mixing
Nokia Phone: Finally, A Worthy Opponent, Our Battle Will Be Legendary
I’ve got a stand mixer that my great grandma bought last century lol
The mixer that my parents have is a red kitchen aid atand mixer that's older than me. I use it regularly, and it runs smoothly. Hell, the metal bowl had to be replaced, but the mixer is fine.
@@mobster503 "the wushi charger hold?, your bluffing, your bluffing, babish didnt teach you that"
Nintendo 64: Finally, the legacy continues..
2:27
Balls, roll them into balls
"Pull their tops"
Why TF is my dirty mind running lol
Considering all the crazy improvised foods shown in the series, I feel like Steven Universe could very easily get way more episodes on Binging with Babish. If a chick on Tumblr was able to do it, our favorite smooth-voiced media chef can too.
7:46 All those "don't judge a book by its cover" metaphors and you forgot the most obvious one for a Steven Universe food; "If every pork chop were perfect, we wouldn't have hot dogs."
Oh man, what a missed opportunity :(
*laser light cannon activates*
@@princessazulaofthefirenati5870 *a true fan i see.*
"Like our pink" giant blue woman aka blue diamond on last episode
Who said his their mind with first Greg the Steven from the episode with the light canon
Babby quietly flexing that strong ass watch game
Joseph Giffoniello nice mask u got there
What's an ass watch game?
how is babby formed?
anyone happen to know what kind of watch the blue faced one is?
Quietly? Ha! He's rubbing his money in our faces with his "watch game". He's a douche.
can we have like a bloopers compilation called butterfingers with babish
chloe wang yes
I know this is a thee month old comment but I wanted to contribute "Blunders with Babish"
Bonking with babish
Bruh moments with babish
Hello my Dr. Phill m&m brother
“I couldn’t find any maple syrup”
**laughs in Canadian**
*glares at Canadian in Vermonter*
If there is ever a moment I have no maple syrup in my kitchen I'm giving up on life immediately
You should do a mini-series called “Butterfingers with Babish” where you go over common mistakes people make while cooking or possible replacements for missing ingredients
Suspicious De
Neat idea-I’d be into an America’s Test Kitchen style show where he tests possible ingredient substitutions for sure.
My mom (when she was young) once forgot to put flour when she made a cake dough .. Might be a bit hard to substitute that ..
@@ymyr1 *cake dough*
@@ymyr1 batter* sorry I had to
I think "Blunders with Babish" works better. Short 2 syllable word, it's a bit snappier.
"Overnight for at least 24 hours"
Babish, how does time work for you?
As my chef taught me, time is but a tool to a master.
If you're not prepared to travel to the arctic for your sandwich, you don't deserve it.
LOL nice catch
He transcends time.
@@kennethtyler-mills6094 Hes the *Quantum Babish*
As a Montrealer here, those bagels look so different! Crazy how the two capitals of the esteemed bagel have barely any resemblance to them hahah. If you could do an episode on Montreal bagels it would be quite the amazing feat !
How are the bagels different? I’m genuinely curious and I’ve never been to Montreal
@@TKZells16 they’re a lot more rustic looking, and the Taste is less crunchy and whatnot. Really they’re a completely different experience. Plus, we generally don’t fill them up most of the time. It’s just bagels and cream cheese. So yummy !
As a Montrealer I am extremely biased, but I think our bagels are far superior to American bagels. They’re too doughy and cake like for my taste
@@fool117 as someone who had both. I'll have to agree with you. but it is personal preference at the end of the day.
I love how he makes a grocery version and a “you will have to start your own farm” version
For those who may not know: Trader Joes has an 'everything but the bagel' seasoning and I literally use it on like, everything.
Tis Cayea YES! That stuff is amazing. Literally on everything.
I know I get that all the time!!!
Everyone has everything bagel seasoning lol
Two in my cupboard right now.
How did I not know about this sooner?! Thank you!
“You haven’t lived yet till you’ve tried a really good bagel.” *well I haven’t lived yet then*
I like how Babish somehow always takes more time to make dishes from the shows I've never seen.
nobody:
babish literally every second episode: we havent done a cross section in ages
Thanks for ruining the joke.
Welp I guess this is where that joke was murdered
Nobody:
Me: I haven’t paid taxes since 2003
@@JimmyB2772 oh no this random dude just murdered a multiple year old running gag by posting a comment that 6 people read
@@siltdoctor3478 hahahah
Directions unclear, ended up making a cheeseburger backpack
that’s better
Cheeeseburger Backpack! Cheeeseburger Backpack!
Carefully re-read them- I flubbed it the first time and ended up with nothing but Bits.
TLDR
I see you also mixed up the tiny whisk and regular sized spatula. Amazing how the minor details give you something extremely unrelated.
We have a bagel store called Poppyseeds Bagels where I’m from, and it’s a chain hailing from New York. If any of you get a chance, you need to try a bagel from these folks. You will not regret it.
I’m speechless when watching each video because they are all so amazing and detailed and thought out absolutely amazing
Why do I always watch these when its 4 AM and im in bed starving
Literally
The only proper way to watch them
Because you dont have any discipline and dont just go to bed at night. Get yourself together man
@@guuswolletjes6867 or at least have breakfast
i’ve never related to something more than your comment it’s 5:30am for me
Tomorrow JULY 24TH, is the last day to enter to win! Not June 24th. Bungled by Babish.
Almost made it babish lol
Hi, how are you doing, Mr. Rea?
Do sweet rolls from skyrim 😂
Yes skyrim food please.
They're alliterative. You're forgiven.
teacher: "Don't eat in my class"
kids in the back
*me seeing all the work that goes into making a bagel*: wow. I have never been more happy to live in NY.
NJ and same.
okay so first let’s start by raising our own cattle
😂😂😂😂FUNNIEST COMMENT IVE EVER READ
Who would win in a fight:
Andrew from Binging with Babish or Chef Frank from Epicurious?
DNKY FN jokes on you, this doesn’t have cattle. ITS SALMON
bruh cheese: *am I a joke of you?*
Soonly Taing dammit you're right
No one:
Babish: "Okay guys, first we will make our own oven before making this dish."
But what fun is it simply buying store bought materials? For the best oven we need to mine and shape our own steel.
You know there are a bunch of channels that actually do do that.
Brandon Lightsey You don’t mine steel...
@@jacktailssonplays4833 not with that attitude
Stub your toe.
Those bagel sandwiches just look so nice!!! And the way to stretch out the dough into a bagel shape looked very fun.
Best breakfast I've had in weeks: everything bagel toasted, both halves smothered in whipped cream cheese, then add bacon and fold into sandwich, simple and delicious
Please do a Shrek special. I'm talking onion wedding cake, rotisserie weedreats, and Gingy
Can you actually buy Ratto meat for culinary purposes?
What about parfait?
@@dr.velious5411 if you know where to look, i live close to an island where they are common food.
@@tfp7432 Neat. I mean if they're raised in a clean disease free environment I don't see why you couldn't eat them.
You gotta make the giant one from shrek 2...
Can't wait until he makes milk himself
this can be interpreted in two ways and i hate
😂
✋😳
So first you gotta get a vacuum cleaner...
"hey guys today we're gonna make milk from that porno I watched last night"
Babish smoothly walking over the footage in the beginning makes the weather outside moist.
I want to see a Babish episode where he makes his version of a Hungry Man frozen dinner
The best kind of salmon to use for bagels is smoked salmon IMO. The smoky flavour combined with the sweetness of the cream cheese is really an experience. Smoked salmon alone is also delicious. I just really love salmon.
Salmon is Tunas super poor cousin, like the poorest in the family but no one helps it out because it invested poorly and wasted the inheritance it got from an elderly family member.
I had a salmon allergy, luckily it cured over time (i would get some stomach pains, i don't have any seafood allergy)
*WOW*doge meme bruh what do you mean salmon absolutely slaps
@@garbijcan181 it is just so bad. When tuna, mackerel, kawhai (native to my country look it up), sardines or a fish with a good strong flavour exist I don't see why that shitty, fatty, waste of ocean and river resources is consumed let alone considered high class. And don't you dare say smoke it smoking is a terrible fucking cooking method that ruins literally anything that goes into the area I have never had anything go into a smoker come out that I would have had instead of eating it raw.
*WOW*doge meme to each their own, I guess. I like mackerel and tuna (never tried kawhai though, will do one day) too, but there’s a lot of salmon out there. It’s super abundant in our oceans, while several species of tuna are overfished. I think it’s a bit more sustainable. Also, I like raw fish as much as the next person, but I’m from NY. I was raised eating lox (gravlax?) and I think it’s super tasty. Believe what you want though!!
Alright I’ve been thinking about this for so long now. Foods from Avatar: The Last Airbender? I’m talking like fire flakes, unfried dough in the shape of Aang, etc..
big yes
!!! yes!
Cactus Juice!
I hope he see this. What about a frog dish from that time that sokka and katara got sick and had to suck on frogs. Or i think when they went to toph's house there was a lot of fancy food.
CABBAGE!!!!
“Steven’s sandwiches seem so symmetrical”
Making the salmon variant with dilled cream cheese is, in my book, a significant improvement over an already great product. Light grind of black pepper and you've got a winner.
I have never wanted a f**kin bagel so much before
@Zephyx jesus not in that way
@@Jin-di9zv Lord forgive me for what I'm about to do
i have one everday cause i live in new york
everything bagel double toast scallion cream cheese smoked Gouda if available
@Zephyx in both ways
@@vladimirvaynkhadler8726 everything bagel with butter snd a bag of sun chips and a can of cola
“Insert 2 fingers and start stretching”
Oh Babish
😏
Daddy babish 😳😩😍
@@tom-bruh WHAT SPECIAL PLASTIC WRAP IS 2:08??
Thomas Roe Just a heads-up, he’s already spoken for.
*insert*
"Steven's sandwiches seem so symmetrical."
Ssssssssssssssssssss
Honestly the recipe for the everything bagel seasoning is incredible useful even if you don’t make the actual bagels.
“Oh, butterfingers with Babish!” Gets me EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
😯😯😯😯
“Insert 2 fingers and start stretching” never thought I’d hear you say that
Same
I mean who’s complaining?
Lol
It was only a matter of time
He says “We can insert to fingers and stretch the dough out...” not what you quoted
Your Babish interpret of a bagel is everything I could've asked for (no pun intended on the everything). It was like watching myself in chef form in a different borough making a bagel sandwich I'd devour. From the cheese to the seasoning to the everything bagel and the egg. Truly "*Chefs kiss*"
Why did I hear: "this dough's gotta be yeeted" ?
Babish Starting Pack:
“Freshly ground pepper”
“Kosher salt”
“Let these flavors get to know each other”
and that combination (for westerners) started all with a french king from the 17th century who was a picky eater.
You forgot tiny whisk
Don't forget some fond and to scrape off that yummy good stuff off the bottom of the pot.
i cant for my life understand whats up with him and KOSHER salt. Why not just salt?
You forgot the cross section
Now you're legally required to make Cookie Cat and Together Breakfast
Yes
+pizza bagels and ketchup-filled fries!
I think he made the cookie cat
Feast of Fiction did them.
4:32 little did he know he would make his own everything bagel
exactly what i was thinking :)
all of "STEVEN'S SANDWICHES SEEM SO SYMMETRICAL"
lol
I want a rant series called bitching with Babish, make it happen dude!
Oh I need this in my life honestly
BABBY PLEASE MAKE IT HAPPEN
But he seems so chill
Eh, I like how chill he is - there's enough rant channels around to enjoy
How about a series where he just looks stuff up on Bing?
"Looks like a dehydrated person's urine"
you know your content is good when someone quotes it.
Have fun with the mental images!
Can confirm. I don’t drink much water
@@gogo-qz3vt actually cursed lmao
@@KeepCalmContemplateYourChoices *_sure did buddy_*
"It's very hard to beat a runny yolk"
That's not a pun...
Is that a pun?
It’s in the verge of a pun
All of those sandwich variations look and sound delicious, awesome cooking!
"Butter fingers with Babish"
Man, how many more versions can we make??? :D
Getting pork with babish
Wanking it with babish
spanking that ass with babish
Me and the boys with babish
Trump2020 with babish
Lord Meric I think you missed the alliteration aspect 😂
Lord Meric look, you shot your shot, but the target is a good, let me see, 3 miles away.
Boiling Babies with Babish
@@dippin4dots getting lecture with babish
Ah yes, back when Steven wasn't depressed. Good times
Edit: holy shit y’all need to grow up and stop arguing about this. I made this comment to point out how interesting it was to see how much Steven has grown as a character. If y’all don’t like how the characters in a show made for children have changed, go argue about it somewhere else, not the comments of a goddamn binging with babish video.
Alex Stewart STEVENS HERE TO HELP
Don’t you mean when Steven was an actual good character and not literal garbage?
Buttery Chopsticks And Pie Ah yes, because characters with childhood ptsd, anxiety, and excessive selflessness are literal garbage.
@@DarkSpartanFTW I dont like the show anymore it used to be better
Jareds Dad I agree, but just because the main character used to be happy and helpful, and is now a depressed person with problems caused by everyone he helps, doesn’t mean he’s a garbage character like Mr. Buttery Chopsticks And Pie claims.
Cool trick: if you don't want to put the sandwich in the oven for the cheese or you don't have an oven, just put it in the microwave for a few seconds. It should melt, pretty similar results!
Ok one I'm in love with his oven mitts two almost half of the video is just the making of the bagel
I just made these bagels after watching and OMG. I live in Sweden and there’s NOWHERE to get a decent bagel. Not even crappy ones in a bag, maybe sometimes at big supermarkets. These were so good. Like SOOOO GOOD. I’m in awe. THANK YOU for this recipe! This is why you’re the best youtuber out there
Do you guys have an Einstein Bros Bagels in Sweden? If not then I can understand why you cant find a good bagel
Omg bless. Bagels done right are a bit of work but they are worth it, I'm so happy you got to experience em.
@Ron Lewenberg meetballs
@Ron Lewenberg like cheesecake
@Ron Lewenberg you don't get the meme its an old meme so it make sense
I’m surprised you haven’t made the “together breakfast”
PLS MAKE THE TOGETHER BREAKFAST BABISH
Yes, all the sugar and syrup goodness of Together Breakfast
It's too easy and he is on a diet
@@certifiedoutcast264 He'd probably stretch it out by making his own popcorn and waffles or even syrup
@@_leidybug you don't make syrup... it comes from maple trees. You don't make popcorn... it comes from corn
Another thank you so much Babish, this was a pleasant surprise to see recommended, I love your videos so much
“So just be aware and supportive and present you know?” UNDERRATED JOKE
Bagels, or as I like to call them, Bread Donuts.
Dovah Kanye bagels? You mean hard boiled toast?
Bagels, or as i like to call them, Biscuits Holes
Naomi Jones you’ve been banished for your crimes against the bagel kingdom
I call them savory doughnuts
So, Bronuts?
You know... I'm something of a breakfast sandwich aficionado myself.
we need a Babish vs Swanson BreakfastSandwich competition
I put all his videos on repeat when I am trying to sleep . And somehow my food cooking is getting better.
I actually made this this morning, and lemme say, it's fantastic. Absolutely delicious. I didn't make my own bagels, but I toasted them in butter and followed all the other steps. I went for ham instead of turkey though, and it's absolutely the best breakfast I've ever had
"Placed in the fridge overnight for at least 24 hours" 10/10 writing 3:13
you should make something from Lord of the Rings!! such as lembas bread or Sam's Rabbit stew!
Omg yes!!! That would be awesome!
Feast of Fiction did Lembas bread two different times with two different recipes. Look those up!
Po 👏 ta 👏 toes 👏
Or a recipe for gollum's raw fish
Or potahtohs
That crunch when you first cracked open the finished bagels legitimately triggered my saliva into overdrive. Thats how a bagel should sound.
Better not throw that to a random scientist otherwise the multiverse is doomed
'It's very hard to beat a runny yolk.'
*me 15 minutes later* HEY WAIT A MINUTE!
I'm slow.. explain it to me
my dad use to say that about me
I’d love to see you do anything from Avatar The Last Airbender!
Maybe something like the Air Temple Fruit Pies, or roast duck and Jasmine tea
Gotta make sure its tea not hot leaf juice
Mason Quigley I second, third, and fourth this. I’d love some Avatar recipes.
Mason Quigley maybe those egg tarts Aang likes so much
Ooh Fire Flakes would be pretty interesting too
Uncooked dough avatars! To celebrate the day the avatar was not boiled in hot oil
I never saw any of the other sandwiches after the first one until now and I’ve watched this video several times now and I feel like I unlocked a new part of the video
I love it when he streched the cheese
Make the Peruvian puff pepper salsa from drake and josh!!!!
But that pepper is illegal.
Thank god someone noticed my comment.
666th like
"We're going to make Bagel Sandwich."
"Aye aye captain"
"Let's start by making our own flour."
"-.-"
@@billymays1761 Cooking is an art, baking is a science.
You can get good bagels. Why is he only mentioning super market bagels roflmao
@@K4inan 😭😭 I like super market bagels cuz chewy is hard on my sensitive teeth 😭😭
K4inan As someone who lives in New York, he’s kinda right, I really can’t think of anywhere with quality bagels that you can get reliably
@@chadwyckmarte1061 You would need to not live in New York for that to make sense. Where do OTHER PEOPLE get good bagels, is the question.
Tears began welling up in my eyes when I saw that cheese stretch
The cheese stretch is crucial cuz after it breaks it drapes the cheese on the side
You need to make the amethyst burrito. The one form the "Bismuth" episode. I'd love to see a cross section on that.
Pervert 😂
4:28
Does anybody else agree that that was a gorgeous crunch?
Im tired
yeah i was gonna go buy bagels from the store but after hearing that crunch im gonna make my own lmao
How can a sound be gorgeous
Tbh I’m scared for y’all
@SAMIL MAHAT wait i dont get it,
what did i do lmao
@@user-xe3qh3zj5y just a normie quoting random memes thinking he's funny
This was an excuse to make breakfast sandwiches and I fully support it
SMILE
SWEET
SISTER
SADISTIC
SURPRISE
SERVICE
5:37
"All of Steven's sandwiches seem so symmetrical." That really is a lot of S words.🤣🤣
sibilance
Alliteration bruh
A l l i t e r a t i o n
@@sleightlyhandy889"Sibilance is a literary device where strongly stressed consonants are created deliberately by producing air from vocal tracts through the use of lips and tongue. Such consonants produce hissing sounds. ... Most of the times, the “s” sound is the sibilant."
@@zebrasprite I was replying to the original comment. Sibilence js still a form of Alliteration, just like consonance, which is also what this is, since 2/7 S's fall at the end of the word. Sibilence is the vocal sound that we hear with that specific example, alliteration and consonance are both present in what we hear and read.
Make Smothered Porkchops/Chicken Fried Bacon/Chicken Fried Bananas from Everybody Hates Chris episode, "Everybody Hates The Gout"
or the weed lasagna from it
Chicken... fried... BANANAS?!
@@thesorrow96 Stupid sad bitch.
Yes!
@@thesorrow96 fruitcake
Instructions unclear: My mom turned into a gem in my stomach and i saved the universe
Edit: oh i turned into godzilla an hour ago
You need a hug bro? Maybe healing tears? Gonna cry? Why did this turn insulting?
AY BLYAT
oh no i have done it again
@@imbored7579 yea man so annoying
@@dousc7579 I can imagine this coming from a parent at a playpark who's kid's just scraped their knee.
"Oh, darling. Come here let mum give you a hug, kiss it better, cry it out, huh, huh you little baby, you gonna cry it out or something?"
This guy has gotta be held responsible for 90% of all midnight snacks in the world