Windows doesn't wait for Consent
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I love the ending
*"I OWN YOU"*
that was badass
Installing Linux be like
Sorry nearly lost my cool there
Ahh brings me back to the good old days, during the 1700s I think?
Windows : "I don't care". updating anyway
@@the13thjoker Windows: "You should have gone for the head (or whatever my head would be in this scenario)."
Guy: "Noo..."
He did it. He broke Windows and the 4th wall
Had to buy a new computer.
@@Microfaun the blue screen of death was too much 😭
Fools! If he gets another computer, its going to be PRE-UPDATED. WINDOWS WON!
Edit: I have seen your arguments, and read your opinions, and as it stands, I must concede. It seems I was too quick to judge. Perhaps there is an escape from the ever watchful eyes of Windows after all.
@@bluefirefist4895 NOOOOOO
@@Microfaun rip your video and windows
The moment you’d rather pull the power cord mid update and risk corrupting your entire computer, than give it the satisfaction of finishing the update.
Yeah....
Then wipe your drive and install Linux.
Edging the windows update
Lol@@MilkGlue-xg5vj
@@MilkGlue-xg5vjMicrosoft edge (they should’ve chosen a different name 💀)
My pc has it's next update excheduled for 2036, good luck with that Windows
Tell me what happens when that time comes up
@@andrewjones6057A. He will autoupdate to the latest version that is probably 10-25 yrs old by that point. B The updates are unavailable at that point and most apps wont support w10/w11 anymore
Yeah me to dawg.
@@andrewjones6057 we will figure it out in 2035
There is a zeroday vulnerability on windows if you dont update
"Your system will restart"
"Turn off updates for the next 5 months"
"Damn it"
>W10 IOT LTSC ENTERPRISE
>OOSU10, "Disable Windows Update"
Literally blissful peace and quiet for the past 2 years.
eventually it just forces you to restart with no prior notice
My friend used this many times. After 4 mouths it didint mattered how much he have "poused updates" for day week mounth or some 3td party app or registry wizardry. It just decided " you" and blue screened in random moment. After reboot he sam "finishing update 90%" it happened many times few of those i seen myself xD
@@GugureSux the viruses on your computer are also at peace because you don't update your computer
*Negotiator W. Politely fixes the wall, making sure he started the timer before leaving*
"I don't care who Microsoft sends, I am not updating windows!"
😂😂😂😂😂
I got it, I got it.
😂😂😂😂
exactly... I stay with windows 10... I bloody hate the ui of win11
@@kirisuma2186same, I also don't have enough space for windows 11. It's ugly, useless and takes way too much space.
@@kirisuma2186the only ration choice in an irrational world 😔
@@kirisuma2186its barely different and what is different is better lol
Thus Linux gains a new user.
lol
fr, I switched to linux on my main pc when I tried deleting the edge browser but ended up deleting enough system files in the process that windows no longer booted
@@hunderslashhow is that even possible, and edge is faster than chrome anyway
@@AlgorithmQuitRecommendingVids deleting edge is downright impossible and I was fed up and just tried to delete everything with edge in the name, also I use firefox, chrome and edge suck lol
@@AlgorithmQuitRecommendingVidsIt’s windows you think you can delete anything without repercussions? I still have the fucking Xbox shit still!
If I was halfway decent with computers I would switch to Linux in a heartbeat but that takes effort.
Win + R, cmd, enter, shutdown -a, enter
You have no power here!
😂
What does this do?
@latincristo it's a command prompt line for shutting down your pc
@@jondark6628 Technically it's the command prompt line for aborting the shutdown of your PC.
Lol
This is the equivalent of “you can’t kill me if I kill myself”
"How are you going to kill me when I'm already dead"
hitler moment
"Suicide is man's way of saying, you can't fire me! I quit!"
-Bill Maher ( I think)
“I’d rather die than be killed” - Albert Einstein, probably.
@@skyla1884LOL
This is the origin story of a Linux user.
the penguin is inevitable (arch btw)
ew
@@chill8362Linux is just a more hands on OS
@@chill8362BURN THE HERETIC
I'm joking btw
@@chv.9665i created my own linux distro from scratch
My headphones died right at the red screen, very immersive.
XD
As someone who uses premier pro The red media offline screen is the most I laughed in a while
"I'd rather have no Windows than updating it."
Yaaasss 🐧🐧🐧🐧
The voice for windows though
How does one make such a voice.. ._.
@@MiTheMer By updating.
fr, like how does it sound so accurate, like it sounds just like an actual generic ai. 😭
It sounds like ai frank horagin
Ha ha
That ending was peak power move.
I have the power!!!!!¡!
Guess he'll have to switch to linux 💀
I don't get it, what did he do?
@@danielknapp3141 It simply destroyed Windows, because system32 simply contains all the files important to the functioning of Windows
@@danielknapp3141 He crushed something with the name "System32".
Which is a folder in the Windows folder that you should never delete, unless you absolutely know how to deal with the fact that when you reboot the computer, it... won't find Windows and won't boot.
(More technically, I think System32 contains, like, the Windows bootloader? But either way, you're basically preventing your computer from recognizing that Windows installation anymore if you delete that folder.).
EXTREMELY relevant now more than ever lol
Windows in the last few months has done a fantastic job advertising Linux
Linux ? more like Shitux
@@Hello-dl1pn huh. i wonder if you use something that uses the linux kernel, seeings as you seem to hate it.
(weither you know it or not...)
@@link_team3855 Linux is just shi*, i prefer windows
@@link_team3855 can you tell what do you by linux karnel ? ( i don't understand linux )
@@Hello-dl1pnSorry but if it's just an opinion try to be more polite. People have reasons to like Linux more than Windows and you gave no reasons to hate on Linux. That just makes you sound like an absolute jerk.
Bro really killed his computer to prevent an update💀
“It’s not about the money, it’s about sending a message”
@@user-golos"Hey man, whatever gives you more power, anyways that's gonna be about 150-200 for me to unbrick your pc, oh and it's gonna have to install all those updates."
He didn't brick the computer, he fucked the Windows installation. depending on the system he can probably fix it himself in under ten minutes using the repair tool.
The thing will fix itself on the next bootup
@@snipeuminusthesniperit doesn’t brick the pc just means you need to reinstall the OS…which would have the latest update anyways lmao
Discord: release the kraken?!
Me: turn off the computer 🖥
That sounds like a paladins reference
When you turn on the computer it will update automatically if you turn it on half way
@@onlyateenager4960W manz for liking Paladins its dead but a great game.And ik your talking bout dredge’s ult
@@Hyaterstill seems pretty lively the matchmaking isn't taking horribly long and is around the same time as overwatch 2 on my switch
@@lazybuddah9639 they disabled paladins on switch now
The fact that discord( the most frequent
"checking for updates " mf of all the apps ) is the one representing the updates shows how good this short is
"You've forgotten one thing... I own you"
Most used line in the 1800's
also very ineffective nowadays....
'who told you that you own me? I know the license agreement doesnt, the one you read when you installed windows'
Damn
Dang this channel is so underrated, i love this. Please make more.
I'm not sure he exactly 'made' these
@@abdullahalmansoori4489 It says “Microfaun Orginials”
@@abdullahalmansoori4489They likely mean the voice acting
Both if thats what they do, but the voice overs are epic.
“Why, you are forgetting one tiny, itsy bitsy, small yet ever so important little detail……I OWN YOU” - Hades
😂😂🤣🤣🤣
"WHAT ARE THOSE?!?!?!?!"
Nah
I KNEW I RECOGNISED IT FROM SOMEWHERE
@@alpax001Newb
Hades from Disney Hercules, not the video game franchise created by Supergiant Games.
We destroying reality with this one 🔥
I love the fact that my windows was updating while i was watching this video
I like how it appears as though windows has teleported instead of just lifting the guy up, really adds the extra flavour.
Dude I thought the thing in his hand would be steam saying: One app is preventing shutdown.
Steam must be that guy's girlfriend then lol@@Reduced-reds
I guess it made a new window
@@Reduced-redsthat would be hilarious
@jojough8283 No, windows IS the computers operating system. Unlike the other applications shown, windows has direct control over the system. So it makes sence windows would appear super human compared to the other applications. Hence thr guy resorted destroying the system 32 file, effectively self destruction of the computers software and everything attached to it.
Guy: *pulls out task manager*
"Say hello to my lee-tle friend!
You can't kill the update service. But otherwise yes
WRONG, you can't override system's commands
@@lotarion*My ass with the Control Panel:*
@@lotarionme with a sledge hammmer about to break my pc: sure bout that?
@@Peter_Turbo4dude I'm cackling so hard cause your pfp fits so well lmao
He's a man of focus, determination, and sheer fucking will.
He did the thing that cannot be undone, he delete system 32
"I own you"
He said to a Microsoft Software
He own the COPY, not the entire Windows Software.
@@Thitherinohe does not own a copy, he has a licence to use that copy.
I believe gentlemen the point is the absolutely unhinged badassery to make such claim, he owns his computer, his version of windows and even if it meant deleting System32, he was gonna have the last laugh.
He didn’t mean windows.
_He owns the storage space it inhabits._
@@CREDLACEafter the Windows lawsuit, it will be problematic to laugh out of the debt pit.
Say what you want, I'd pay any amount for an actual TV show or animation of this,this is genuinely amazing
Fr
No, the funds also in the folder
@@mrifat13LOL
Thr amazing world of gumball :)
@@mrifat13 damn, this is worse than the time knight tried radiant difficult radiance
Windows when you don't update.
Or as it happened to me: Windows will not update because your PC is obsolete 😢
"You forgotten one thing"
"I'm on Linux"
😎 wake up Windows, you're in a virtual machine
I own your universe
You want to update?
Go head, I will bring you back in time
"User, I have come to Update!"
"User, I have come to Update!"
"User, I have come to--"
@@conspiracypanda1200 User: "STOP IT NOW! Set me Free!!!"
Windows: "No, I came to update"
“Just as you have brought power from your dimension, I brought a little power from mine. This, is time. Endless, looped, time,”
Install StartAllBack or any third party to change its appearence and you'll even be unable to update 😂
Or install Faronics Deep Freeze and have everything reset upon reboot via some sort of virtual hard drive that is erased each restart. Supposedly even rootkit viruses can't remain unless it is on a "thawed" partition, or got in while in thawed( writable) mode.
“COME OUT WITH THE GIGABYTES OUT AND RAM ON THE FLOOR”
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
"You'll never bee able to access this drive here even if you tried"
alternate story line 2
"Good luck getting any data from this ancient storage device. 'Nonchalantly pulls out some ancient data storage device from the late 1800s' "The thing looks light as a feather but it literally weighs a couple tons, found it in my basement about 5 years ago. Sad part is I tried giving it what volts & amps it needed but it immediately shot fire when and a lot of smoke which caused that massive unexplained black out about 4 and half years ago for an hour.... 😅😅😅😅😅"
I can run on MEGABYTES!!!
That one Microsoft: *Microsoft calculator paint note*
I love the windows design, from the voice to the fact that there are little shackles on it's wrist
Bro would rather spend 1000+ dollars on a new PC than just update his apps 💀
ROFL 😂
people really think a computer is bricked when you delete the operating system lmao
linux is free, just saying
@@elidoz7449 linux is prob a good operating system but its so complicated to install and even more so to simply operate. like you legit have to be a hacker just to install steam on it.
@@elidoz7449It's also free to reinstall Windows.
"Finally, I cleared enough space for my new game." AUTOMATIC UPDATE 😡
Option two have windows and your games seperate
all those updates do is clog up storage space
You can actually remove the option for windows to automatically update thank god
Try cloud gaming
@@BadDrag12 but they will still automatically update when u aren't looking. Mine is supposed to be turned off but I'll open up my laptop to find the system restarted and the thing updated
Nice shot!! 😄 (i didnt even see the cougar come by…)
Crowdstrike must've set the swat team.
We need a, "No, and don't ask me again" option. I've had a Windows update break _everything_ before.😠
But then they wouldn't get what THEY want and that's more important. Stop being entitled and let them screw with your computer.
IT person here. There's a very good reason things like windows have to update so frequently. Having your computer not update is a surefire way to put yourself at risk by not getting those vital security patches. It's annoying, yes, but it beats getting hacked
@@sagejackson6886 IT person here, duck off, I'm not getting hacked, and even if I do that's preferable to stupid windows updates that break all my custom shit.
@@Celicni Hey, if you know the risks, then that's your call. I'd assume you would have adequate security measures to account for out of date software. Average Joe Blow probably does not
@@Celicni you're not the reason they put instructions on shampoo bottles
The fact that Windows didn't use the window.
He mad his own Window
@@KaytoShieldsexactly what I was gonna say
System 32 is like breaking somebody’s brain and then hiding it in somebody’s home, it’s gonna be in your deleted folder, but your computer doesn’t have the ability to open said folder
What kids See when they are playing:
Everyone's windows: *updates without consent*
My windows for some reason: *doesnt update with selected time*
"oh shoot I forgot to force update? Oh well maybe next time"
Rebel path
Same here. Mine just kinda chills around never updating on it's own, so usually when I'm done working I check if there's an update and let it do it's thing. Like it informs me there's an update, but also just goes "we'll do the update during non-active times" which is usually never.
Meanwhile mine: Your hard drive is not compatible with Windows 11.
@@doggo_woo My computer has become very, very strange ever since I lobotomized its update capability. It's basically become insomniac. It will literally turn itself back on if I shut it off through any means besides literally unplugging it. Sleep? Wakes itself up. Hibernate? Turns itself back on. Proper shutdown? STILL finds a way to turn itself back on.
Still have no idea why.
Bro pulled out the delete System32.
He would rather destroy his system than update it.
Sooo... What is system 32?
Well congratulations now your computer is broken you happy?
@@user-sy5us3fx9s system32 is a crucial file for Windows to be able to function. Deleting it is not possible by conventional means.
@@user-sy5us3fx9s system 32 is basically everything on the windows and if you delete it your computer is basically destroyed that you might need a new one
@@user-sy5us3fx9ssystem 32 is the start up/operating system for windows. Once it’s deleted and your computer restarts, it looks for system 32 to know what to do, but it’s not there. The computer is permanently disabled(unless you get a new motherboard/cpu)
Bro im still on version 1709 my computer is so old it cant even go past that
This would actually be a sick anime
For me, it would be the sudden appearance of a 3 mile high wall around my house.
"The Linux Defense system is active Mr.User"
"They forced my hand."
*Cutely breaks wall through viruses*
Not really how that works, Linux is much much harder to hack xd@@NoNameTaken117
My favorite this is sometimes windows cuts off your internet if you don’t update. But you need internet to update windows
no, it's the consoles that do that. i never saw windows do that, although your statement may be true
edit: just realized xboxes run windows
like an abusive spouse.
How can windows cut off a separate service that you pay for? I can't imagine that's legal in any capacity.
@@kevinbell5674 I guess they mean your computer internet access, not your ISP connection. But either case, never heard of it
@@kevinbell5674 I don’t know but they do it. They don’t physically shut your internet off but they shut off the ability for your pc to connect to it unless you have an internet stick.
I always update windows but i NEVER update my phone's OS
Mf just did a world reset
*"Made in Heaven!"*
Is that a jojo reference
Star platinum THE WORLD
i just found out i messed it up
*「Wonder of U」*
*「Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap」*
*「King Crimson」*
*「Killer Queen」* Bomb Type 3: *「Bites the Dust」*
*「The World」*
*_「Gold Experience Requiem」_*
*_K O R E G A . . ._*
*_R E Q U I E M D A . . ._*
*_! ! ! R O D A R O L L A D A ! ! !_*
@@pete6081That hurt to read
@@pete6081
You were 2 likes late
wait till he reveals that his heart and actions are utterly unclouded
"I think your forgetting one teensey weency itty bitty tiny ever so slightly detail...
*"I OWN YOU!!!"*
"I own you" sounds like a supervillian one liner
The windows logo be looking real buff and his voice-😔
Windows 11 sometimes forces you to update it, by giving you only 2 power options, and removing normal ones until you update it:Update and restart, and shutdown and restart.
Sleep and hibernate: Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power
Windows 11 also wants to record Everything your doing to be *helpful* when you want to search your system....
How to shutdown normal when windows force you to update
-command prompt
-type "shutdown /s /t 0"
@@Win_malware better solution: create a shortcut in the desktop that runs the command
windows: updating.. dont turn of your pc
me: unplugs pc
The glitched, calm voice countdown... Epic.
Ngl windows voice is terrifying and cool at the same time
Buff Windows is something i didn't know I needed in my life
Ironic I see this after my Pc forcefully Updated itself to Windows 11
that is the single most predatory feature they have ever added. it’s actually gross as hell.
U can just decline it or downgrade it to windows 10 again
@@colture4641 it’s just nasty that it can even do that in the first place imo
They actually ruined my pc with that forced update my motherbord and about 80 percent of my pc are able to run on windows 11 but my ram and my gpu got fucked up win 11 and where permanently damaged and my pc was brand new at that time
@@florianellerbrock8922arent your family able to sue microsoft
"I. OWN YOU."
*_Coldest line ever._*
Windows, Windows, Windows, my sweet, deluded little OS. Aren't we forgetting one teensy weeny but ever so crucial little tiny detail?
*I OWN YOU*
The voice of windows is exactly what i want from a corrupted system AI
I really want to know how they made the voice for the Windows character! So cool
Honestly 90% of the legwork is done by the voice actor. Brian Jeffords did a great job! After that my job is easy . Just a little EQ, time/pitch, some tremolo, a hard limiter and some janky cuts for a glitchy effect.
Wow thanks! 😁
I could feel it in my soul. Voice is epic.
Alternative ending
The guy: You forgot one thing, i already downloaded Linux.
The recent backdoor: 💀
literally the main reason why i ended up switching, my machine was getting so slow and it was trying to force an update, but my pc wasn’t meeting specs so it would fail every time and reboot, eventually i got so scared to actually turn it off that it just stayed on until the deadline where it said i had to update, at which point i upgraded it and installed linux
@@OneBiasedOpinionalready patched and no longer an issue
@@ccf_1004Linux mint has a target for this backdoor? I updated for 21.3 recently
@@OneBiasedOpinion The backdoor needs SSH and the SSH port is blocked by default or not set up on most distros...
Having to own Windows is a pain in the A.
Here, Linux can let you do what you like.
"wait, why doesnt my pc work anymore?"
Alternative:
Windows enter the room
Linux: hello and now go the .... Out from my .... Place
*fuck, *fucking
My Windows in Windows 7: 💀
yeah me too feel you brother
My window 10 in windows10 💯
Same, and PRECISELY for this reason.
Mmmm nostalgia 🤤
11 stands for the 2 daggers they shoved in my eyes
@@SwetaKumari-mp3kt facts
The same people who fight to not be updated are often the same people that blame the vendor when they get hacked via an exploit that has already has a patch released.
Love the windows voice tbh
It should've been a red power button instead of System32.
or just unplug the Ethernet
@@qwardel7799 windows has already downloaded and updated in the background when it prompts you to reboot
@@qwardel7799 Turning off internet does nothing if the update is already downloaded.
@@DarkovB yeah, I know. I just never got windows 11 update so I assume that it warns you if the update starts downloading
These days "shut down" is just "sleep without programs." It doesn't actually reboot the computer :/
Discord being the one using the megaphone is genius
Windows only gets buggier when you update it.
That's less of a negotiation and more of a hostage situation
"I own you" *proceeds to destroy his entire computer*
GOD. that was such a good way of adapting that kinda thing
33:37 wait a minute, this is actually genius! This is genuinely such a great way to teach kids about the world!
У меня от этих вставок со старой рекламы олдскулы свело
“Well just keep asking” “I’ll just keep saying no later!!!”
Parent: the Back talk the disrespect…
My final line used to be:
*As the system does the count down
Me:..no...I one (won)
*As I lift the unplugged internet cable
-it can't update if I cut all connections to the Ethernet
Pre-downloaded updates: 😊
@@TheEmeraldMenOfficial but I never let the system apply them
@@ZoeLycandamn
The reason why linux and windows users fight
Bro took “owned” too seriously
*me, the next door neighbor using Linux just laughing my butt off*
ahem ahem I'd like to interject for a moment. What you're refering to as Linux is in fact GNU/Linux or GNU + Linux
@@jenykkonyk Sorry, I use GNU/Linux/Gentoo/OpenRC/...
I'd also like to interject, laughing until you run a script that doesn't install all the packages then crashes on reboot 🤬
@@muskheadroom Huh? Bro, why would I use a script to install packages?
@@oglothenerd Why do installers run scripts when I want to run packages? And there's not a good version of Chrome anywhere.
✨I own you!!✨
Windows...are we forgetting one itzy bitzy teensy weensy insignificant little detail...I OWN YOU!!!!
@@ZGlove. Haha, I was wondering if someone would notice the reference
@@Microfaun Nice
@@Microfaun🤭😂🤣
@@ZGlove. WHAT ARE THOSE?!?!
🤭😂😂🤣🤣🤣
**your computer dies**
He does realize he destroyed his pc and everything on it unless he had it backed up
No? just reinstall windows
"Jokes on you"
*Penguin breaks through the other wall*
"I USE LINUX"
🐧🐧🐧
Oh no, the steam you decided not to update, executed "rm -rf /" (this acctually happend multiple times with steam in linux, and it worked xD)
@@gamerx123kogWindows 7 is the super chill and respectful negotiator
I actually use Linux lol
i use arch btw
Everybody gansta till task manager pulls up 😂💀💀
3 minutes later
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Task manager can't stop windows update I believe. But for the other software it may as well be a death note/nuclear bomb.
the borders wrapping is so cool
This aged like gold, its 7/19/24 and just after the Cloudstrike update fuckup.
“Release the negotiator”
“ then I’ll remove my WiFi.”
just but you highbandwidth connexion as a limited connexion and disable update downloads on limited connexion in advanced settings of windows update. With that no updates before you want them. he'll still ask you to update but he'll never do it himself
@@Netscape-kd6mg it's a joke you uncultured toast
It's already downloaded.
"Oh, okay, just one more question before i go..."
*are you a robot?*
OH SNAP !
"With this update, i summon..."
As an person that is going through an issue of corrupt uptade, this is what I'm about to do.
The most unrealistic part: "I own you!" Lol. Lmao even.
Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free
@@GeNoXcroIs it really piracy if you can't own the thing legally in the first place?
@@tylerian4648 Dont care what people call it, will download it and use it for free in any way I can
he really loves his windows 7
Probably more like loves his PC game from the ‘90s-‘00s that Windows seems determined to brick
That was amazing, and the twist at the endnwith the warping effect was pure magic.
I already thought hes gonna say "i always come back"
Google Chrome: Update available. Restart browser? It'll literally take a few seconds and we can resume your tabs.
Me: Later, I'm watching shorts right now.
It will not consume your tabs. If you use the update button, it will restart and restore all your tabs.