Been Far?
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Update: I want to turn this into a masterpiece of a video into a video game. I promise it will be at least 700 4/5th's as confusing and if we're all lucky, longer than the video (huzzah!) www.gofundme.com/f/beenfar
“It’s common sense” is the real slap in the face to this
well it is
That's what I was saying!
A stump of the letter
A knife to the chest
It's the same feeling as when everyone is laughing at the joke except you cause you don't get it
Perhaps
what the tv sounds like when you're falling asleep
Yes. And sometimesmit scares me somehow.
🤔
Why is thIS C O R *E C T*
true
Okay, but like, why is this so accurate
Alright yeah that's pretty accurate
I'm genuinely impressed that she read the lines so well despite them being complete nonsense. She really makes it sound like she's saying *something* and makes you feel like you might be the crazy one
It’s like the people who know what they are saying in the turbo encabulador skits. They all know it’s meaningless gibberish but say it with a straight face and convince you to buy some… now that’s acting…
As a voice actor I *bow down* to this woman.
I remember an episode of The Twilight Zone that was like this. A guy wakes up and all of a sudden he doesn't understand English anymore. From his perspective, everyone around him is speaking random nonsensical words like in this video.
@@augustday9483Did you just include the twist in the description of the premise?
@@grmpf
I'm not sure what you mean. I'm describing the premise of the episode, not what happens.
“Ai is a brilliant tool for script writing!”
Ai:
lol i get it, but its actually an old copypasta
I love how this feels like an AI generated commercial but it's from 12 years ago
Let us remember that the term, "artificial intelligence," is not used properly, today. There is no true artificial intelligence at all. Scientists are getting very close to true A.I. But, what we have right now is nothing but programmes responding to variables inputted into them. That is why we get such ridiculous results when what is called A.I. reacts to a situation. We will see true A.I. very soon.
Not that I want to root for the robots , but I feel like Ai could’ve done a better job at this.
Now first week E.S.L. from a teacher that’s only one week more advanced than the class ….
Yep that’s what that it
Chatgpt has entered the chat
Imagine showing this to someone that’s learning English lol
I’m gonna do exactly that
This is WHO IT'S COME FROM. A chinese girl who thinks they know english but just spoken with an American accent.
😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
I'm learning English.
I'm not fluid in english and I have no idea what this video is supposed to mean
Me talking to my crush.
Been there, man. I’ve been there...
The Sleeper But have you ever been far?
been there
It's because you never decided to use..
ehh its just common sense
This should be put as a youtube ad
XDDD
Id watch it for sure
This is probably the closest approximation as to what your own speaking language would sound like if you didn't know it.
Huh
@@alternateunreleasedshellac505 What English sounds like to people who don't speak English.
Strange, I always figure that the best appoximation of hearing a language that you didn't know was, you know, hearing a language that you don't know.
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i think it's more along the lines of having a stroke.
I love how the "its just common sense" portion is completely coherent
made funnier by the fact it's context is so nonsensical that calling "common sense" is another knee slapper
Yeah it's because even as much as to want to look more like is like even twice as far as to want to do more and even decidedly to go twice as far as look inside the details for be far even as decided to use look more like, It's just common sence!
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I tink i had a strol
I think i haved a strok
I think i had a sroke
I thin i has a stok
I think i had a stroke?
Sense common just it’s!
It feels like I'm being gaslit.
This is what English sounds like to those that haven't really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.
I don't understand, I haven't really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.
It's common sense. You just haven't really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.
THIS COMMENT MADE MY NIGHT HOLY SHIT
I might've applied if I had been so far even decided to use or even wanted to look more like and went after.
rbxstrobe omg yes
These words could kill a malnourished medieval child
Especially a malnourished medieval child who didn't decide to use, wish more like, or go after!
@@am74343 Its just common sense!!!
This is like the anti-matter version of "The missile knows where it is"
Same energy, with opposite charges.
Me, trying to just meet the minimum required word count on an essay assignment.
Hindru Denver ha, me too
So true though
Hindru Denver I have to say, CZcams comments like this are worth living.
900th like woot
All points aside, you have a sick fursona
The admonition that "it's just common sense" makes me feel like I've lost my mind.
wateringcan 😂😂
I don't know what's going on here anymore.
* intense seizure * "It's just common sense!"
wateringcan ikr
Apply today
0:04 This half second clip of the captain was so good that it's the only clip that gets repeated. Four times.
The captain is key.
He deserves all the far as respect even as 3 times much he gets what he has, he even know how, he use, and wanted himself he could go look more like (and potentially go after), what a humble captain
Now I really want to know the VERY origin of this. All of the footage, the narrator's face, how they came up with this -steokr- -stroke- script, everything.
The script is based on a meme that started in an old forum post with a video game trailer. Someone, presumably someone who used google translate from their native language, asked a question in the post "has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?" Which prompted someone to intentionally respond with an even more gibberish reply:
Youve got to be kidding me! Ive been further even more decided to use even go need to look more like as anyone can. Can you really be even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. Its just common sense
@@minacapella8319I never looked in to it. I decided to go further and want to look more like a decade ago because of this meme. Thanks
me playing around with my texting suggestions on the keyboard
A friend of mine made on a p2w basis until you restart the server and harassing him in that I don't even know how they do the time and warned that the tracks from their server before I tried it.
@@DMack6464 Okay is a good game but it doesn’t even work for me lol lol I just never got a chance to play it cuz I can’t play it cuz I don’t like it cuz I can’t play it cuz I can’t
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this is what losing your train of thought sounds like
As someone with ADHD that loses a lot of thoughts: *yes*
Derailment
@@Fightre_Flighte this is just what ADHD sounds like
@@antknees5597
Somewhat, yeah.
Lucrecia Cox it’s just giorno chest lmao
As a person with Dyslexia, THIS is exactly what reading is like for me at times
This commercial is what burnt toast smells like
Wow whoever voiced this has some good voice glands. Really sounded like one of those infomercial ladies
Man youre really hurting my vocal glands
shottysteve can u please make vids again
Pretty sure it was an infomercial lady, this audio came from an audition for a medical commercial. They made it purposefully make no sense to test the people trying out from a cold read (first time reading) to see how well they could handle saying things they don’t understand, like medical terms. Someone thought it was hilarious and made this video from it
L S If that was a cold read I am BEYOND impressed. I listen to this all the time and can barely do, “It’s just common sense!”
V O I C E. G L A N D S🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I absolutely lost it there
No one:
4 year olds trying to tell a story:
Have you ever had a dreams, that, that you um you had, that you, you do, you wish you want, you, you want him to do you so much you can do anything?
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@@kylesisle7250 yes
@Zaren Hoofnagle-Julion It was truly a legendary stutter
sounds about like me
"It's just common sence" Is probably the biggest auditory kick in the balls I've ever received.
I don’t remember taking LSD this morning.
I slipped it into your oatmeal.
I do
Its in the water
This is totally an acid trip... when someone’s trying to talk to you.. and you’re like “wtf are you saying!?” Laughing hysterically as you spiral out in terror
This morning...?
The proclamation that this is "just common sense" truly makes me question whether the video is nonsense or that I just lose touch with reality every time I hit play.
Maybe it's some of both. I mean, parody has become reality in many aspects of modern society IMO.
Also, I'm giving this way too much thought.
The video was actually meant to show what it feels like to have a stroke, because everything is on the brink of making sense but also very far away from it
No. You just heard chinese english with an American accent. This is like ALL the words on dollar store packages.
@@OffGridInvestor well then
This is a surprisingly accurate representation of what my ADHD brain hears when I zone out.
soo fucking true
when you want to when the deciding is really cool! It’s sense amazing that you can get really far to look like more like when to want!
Right! The way you go get back to the apple store and now far decided to go wanted to try something different from the other hand to go wish for it!
The 200 people who disliked has not been far.
Not even as decided to use or even go want to look more like
Even wish to want to decide
Has no* been far
Indeed.
Ha, they probably haven't gone further even as decided to use...
Teacher: the test isn't that confusing
The Test:
The test:
The test:
The test:
The test:
The test:
Markiplier:" DID I JUST HAD A STROKE?!"
Am I getting enough water?
Did I just have a fucking stroke?
"Its just common sense"
Wait a minute
...I...I don't know what to think ...
😐
The very opposite 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bitch please, this ain't no common sense
It's common sense to go further to be far as deciding to go far to use.
Showed this to my sister who's currently high and I think she's having an existential crisis rn
Can I get an update?
@@Antichamberteam80110H their sister has transcended
I think that your sister hasnt been far even didnt decide to go use to look more alike
I need a video of this!
Looks like shes almost close to being far
I think this is one of the best things ive ever seen.
This is an accurate summary of what adhd feels like when talking to NTs, complete with "it's just common sense"
Do you mean like an INTJ?
"What's the Wi-Fi pass word"
"Oh it's on the back of the router"
The back of the router:
YES. SO TRUE
I don’t get it
WOW ORIGINAL
@@themuseumofjonemery3345 me either
@@themuseumofjonemery3345 either.
Math teacher: Oh come on, the equation isn't that confusing
The Equation:
Or like a common core math problem 😆
And that's on quadratic equations
Oh Ashley
@@matthewhalo1799 Oh my fucking god, she fucking dead.
The pfp-
I can’t-
When you hear the tv in the other room while you’re trying to sleep
frr
I love how it keeps cutting back to the stock footage of the captain at the ship's wheel
this narrator must be the "have you ever had a dreams that that you um you had..." kid's mom
Nice! hoped someone would write this
Oh god
nah thats just me on a speaking test
Teacher: what do you think about the Vietnam war
Me: i am sure even do as you are on far over as they will get on is history yes
@James Bowles bruh wtf
@James Bowles hai
The absolute confidence and sincerity with which she says it... That takes real talent.
Just like Joe Biden!!
When does she say that?
@@jollyogI was also confused
There's actually an it after says
@@JewlTonzlmao trump can't even speak proper English
It’s the Iron Man guy!
this has been sitting here for 12 years and I'm just now seeing this. I can see the og text in my brain as this plays.
“Did I have a stroke?!” -markiplier
My last two braincells to each other:
"You okay?"
"No."
To brain cells
@@rocketrakun4778 look more like, to braincells have really been far as decided twice more use!
Glasky Gaming ok furry
@@rocketrakun4778 ????????
I lost like a hundred brain cells after watching that video and I didn’t even had any to begin with
If this wasn’t common sense I’d be so confused
:D
Man even when this far has go further when decided to watch, it really decided to make sense.
This is how my brain actively works
Me: mom can we have English?
Mom: no we have English at home
The English at home:
"Its just common sense."
You have 666 likes
Removed my like so it's at 666 again
STOP
AHAHAHAHHAAH
Lunarmatic that literally makes no sense. English isn't a tangible thing you can own "at home". It's a language that we speak.
GOD THIS MEME IS TERRIBLE!
This sounds like an AI generated advert
Or a play on an old meme. But you Gen Z kids don't know, eh?
@@alwaysastray oo gatekeeping much?
Micaiah Frazier boomer
@@alwaysastray okay boomer
@Yung Colgate Oklahoma, boomerang
Straight out of a Rick n' Morty episode😵💫
I showed my grandma this video and she took out her hearing aid and stared at it in bewilderment for a second before I explained.
Love her or hate her, she’s speaking straight *FACTS* 🗣
BARS
She is look like or try to use, facts go far.
I didnt actually have a clue what you were talking about, and then when you said FACTS I laughed so fucking hard i woke up my dad... Yah got me partner.
Its just common sense!
Shes speaking straight %%%#%
Advertisement maker: So what do you want us to sell?
Company: Yes!
I applied today.
Perfect.
The first time I could see Yes as a legitimate response.
Company: F A R
advertisement maker: so what do you want us to sell?
Company: Yes!
POV: Someone wakes you from your sleep to ask you a question.
Sounds like a secret code that will clear my CMOS if I listen to it all the way through.
I mean, clear the CMOS of those AI humanoids of which I am not one.
This product changed my life.
Before I applied, every day of my life I always wanted to look more like and decided to use, but after applying I went far decided to use look more like decided to been far and it's still a little more than a few months ago and I don't know what to do with it was a good idea to get an application. It's just common sense really.
Wut
@@stephanmorales2748 It's just common sense
This made me feel like I had a stroke.
Same
I signed up too and it’s really as too be are has to and it’s also really and sure so yes it’s really life changing it’s amazing how here be too in it
Imagine not being Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like in 2020
It's just common sense!
Blossomness Studios Apply today! :D
I decided to three times as much want to like to use and go even further. I applied years ago to want to go far and decided to look more like and go far.
I highly recommend
i know i have been decided to use and look more like and s far i have felt to been in the, have have a good plush use twice as much =)
The product helping me go far as three times as decided to use and go wish for go want to look more like and go after! Apply! It's common sense!
Those atonal synthesizer horn and violin stabs and randomly rhythmic flute sounds make the video... Not to mention the crescendo as the airplane is crashing. 😅😅
Through the whimsical labyrinth of cosmic contemplation, a perplexed porcupine pirouetted under the kaleidoscopic moonlight while sipping effervescent ambrosia from a teacup made of quasar fragments.
"I've seen this raw strength only once before."
"Does Bruno Mars is gay..."
Good day fellow internet historians
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@@jamesthemagpie3202 was gonna say the same thing lol
Guys, he meant this video: czcams.com/video/5b2ykHB8Vjk/video.html
She must of had an aneurysm reading that script
She did a great job. Got it done on the second take.
Chip Madeen And she's got the perfect voice for it too, sounds exactly like a typical female american advertisement voiceover!
Redhotsmasher She does do it professionally.
Chip Madeen Oh. Fair enough, makes sense.
Redhotsmasher "It's just common sense."
this video helped me look more like and twice as decide to go into it. now i can see the true like and look like i decided to use to go after.
I find it hilarious that people don't understand that someone brilliantly edited, spliced, and put together this masterpiece.
It's not really spliced
same 😭 i just found out it’s called a YTP (you tube poop) but i was aware of this editing format for years . i love it
That moment when Google Translate does an advertisement.
That’s....really accurate.
Your eyes would bleed reading the original post.
"it's just common sense!"
y-yeah....
Yeah sure, it’s most definitely common sense.
I learned how to memorize this entire ad.
I love how the visuals are also complete balderdash and somehow fit perfectly with the audio
It has been at least five years since I have heard or read the word "balderdash".
I love how they got someone who legitimately sounds like they’re in an infomercial. That lady probably does real voiceover work, or at least did at some point.
That or they used a bunch of audio clips from different infomercials and just mashed it up together really well
@@depressedbuttercat5318
Nah, it's too clean for that
@@hidinginyourcloset nah.. you underestimate premium YTPer sentence mixing cx
That being said I do think its real
She was and still is a true professional.
@@ChipMadeen yooo still responding after all these years
Imagine not being far even as decided to use to even go want to look more like in 2019.
Could never be me
Could never be me that
Ikr? It's just common sense
Try 2020
Try 202- damn it!
It’s like an elevator pitch for a Kojima game.
Sounds like Dennis trying to read Charlie’s written campaign speech
While everyone’s talking about the what they’re saying, can we just take a moment to admire the completely random visuals that only add to the confusion?
No
It's just footage of assorted business
0:10 The closeup on the mouth saying "MEEP!" is just common sense. I applied today.
tacos
Not to mention the fact that the phone number goes to SE Louisiana?
Teacher: “Ok, you’re up to present your English project.”
My English Project:
I have indeed been far (even as decided to use), to go look more like.
This is what I hear when political commercials come on.
Broken ass nonsense?
2019 says henlo
Psychologist: Your dreams have deeper meaning
*My dreams:*
It means you want to been far and decided to use and look more like. Decide to use when you decide far really really far
You’re not getting enough sleep that’s why your dreams are garbled together
@@Spookfishspecter Ah yes.
@@javidmirza4584 huh. I didn't know that the amount of sleep has an effect on how logical your dreams are. so that probably explain why my dreams are too normal compared to my friends. I am a deep sleeper who sleeps a lot.
FAAX
It's finally back in my recommendations feed. I liked it 12 years ago, and it came back to me.
Some terrific A.I. satire, 12 years before its time.
¡ǝsuǝs uoɯɯoɔ ʇsnɾ s’ʇI
Friend is you how this do? Also I to this want do able is like!
Nothing makes sense any more - how the heck did you write upside down?
𝙃𝙖𝙞𝙡 𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙨, 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙗𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙜𝙤𝙤𝙙 𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙚𝙧!
𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙨𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙
𝘽𝙮 𝙩𝙬𝙤 𝙢𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙖𝙧𝙙𝙨 𝙣𝙚𝙖𝙧.
𝙏𝙤 𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙣 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙘𝙧𝙞𝙥𝙩
𝙬𝙝𝙤𝙨𝙚 𝙪𝙥𝙨𝙞𝙙𝙚 𝙞𝙨 𝙙𝙤𝙬𝙣,
𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙣𝙚𝙚𝙙 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙧𝙮,
𝙉𝙤𝙧 𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙛𝙧𝙤𝙬𝙣.
𝙁𝙤𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙨𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙨 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙨𝙚𝙚𝙠
𝘼𝙣𝙙 𝙮𝙚𝙩 𝙙𝙤 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬,
𝙈𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙧𝙚𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙩𝙤
𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙩𝙬𝙤 𝘿𝙪𝙘𝙠𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙂𝙤.
𝙋𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙚 𝙪𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙣𝙙
𝙔𝙤𝙪’𝙧𝙚 𝙨𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝙖𝙨 𝙣𝙤 𝙛𝙤𝙤𝙡;
𝙈𝙮 𝙖𝙣𝙨𝙬𝙚𝙧’𝙨 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙢𝙚𝙖𝙣𝙩
𝙏𝙤 𝙨𝙚𝙚𝙢 𝙜𝙡𝙞𝙗 𝙤𝙧 𝙘𝙧𝙪𝙚𝙡.
𝙒𝙚 𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚 𝙞𝙣 𝙖𝙣 𝙖𝙜𝙚
𝙒𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙨𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙨 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙛𝙖𝙨𝙩;
𝙒𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙙𝙤𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙞𝙨 𝙙𝙤𝙣𝙚,
𝘽𝙪𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙨 𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙩.
𝙄 𝙝𝙤𝙥𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪’𝙡𝙡 𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙜𝙞𝙫𝙚
𝙈𝙮 𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙨𝙩𝙮𝙡𝙚,
𝘼𝙣𝙙 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩
𝘼𝙨 𝙗𝙚𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙝𝙬𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙚.
𝙄 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙠 𝙮𝙤𝙪’𝙡𝙡 𝙚𝙣𝙟𝙤𝙮
𝙁𝙞𝙣𝙙𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨 𝙣𝙚𝙬,
𝘼𝙣𝙙 𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙄 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙗𝙞𝙙 𝙮𝙤𝙪
𝘼 𝙥𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙖𝙣𝙩 *à* 𝙙𝙞𝙚𝙪!
@@b1ff instructions unclear.
I killed four ducks.
MOM!!! The internet is broken!
But has anyone REALLY been decided to go use to do look more like? REALLY as far?
No
that's too low
I think most people have. That is why this is a great opportunity to look more like.
It's just common sense!
I have
@Liliputian07 DUM DEE DUM
I imagine this is what a commercial sounds like to people who've had a stroke
What every commercial sounds like when you're falling asleep:
This video was ahead of its time. It literally is 2019 humor
This is all of the humor of post 2012 internet humor turned into 1 video
@@farkbett699 post 2014*
@@BigOlSmellyFlashlight pre-2012
this is funny any year
This is literally a meme from 2009 that was well appreciated in its own time, though.
Since I called this number and finally decided to use, i've come far and I even look more like. Thanks Cinco
😭💀💀💀
11 years and I still can't escape this video. Constantly stalking my recommendations...
Finally, a service that can help me with being far, deciding to use, and looking more like!
“The test isn’t confusing.”
The test:
this is what english sounds like for those who don't speak english
That's their problem, King of the Tuna's (the apostrophe makes it possessive)
So true, I can relate to this
But did they decide to go far of look more like? Or even go farther and do the looking more like of it and do later? It's common knowledge here people!
@James Bowles And this ^^^above^^^ is what another language sounds like if you only speak english
yea, it's *very problematic, very problematic*
Well, that was an enlightening experience. I feel so many solutions have opened up for me.
Should we show people this video now?
CZcams: nah, wait 8 years only when they has really been far
Then is now
I have this bookmarked from years ago.
@@PeterBarnes2 well arent you from this far! Really, you have gone and above only then
Math Teacher: Don’t worry the word problems on the test won’t be that hard
The word problems on the test:
I love how it can somewhat make sense until about halfway through when it all breaks down and my brain hurts
this should be how you vet actors.... if they can read this script and convince me that what theyre saying is somehow cohesive hire em. this person nailed it
this worked! i did it and followed all the steps and now my dog is dead! but my pores are better than ever! thanks guys! 11/10!
Sorry about your dog. my conscience is as clogged as your pores used to be, but with guilt, not sebum.
Chip Madeen ok yis
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I called and got nothing.
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Lyrics:
Has you really been far even as decided to use even go want to look more like?
Call 985-655-2500 and side the details for!
Go further and even more decided to use! You can really be far as decided twice as much to use and go wish for it!
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It's just common sense!
Apply today
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What the what is that even really really mean?
The videos:
A sign language interpreter
A butcher
A sailor
A kid getting his hair cut
A sailor
Lips
A person sheering a goat
Taco mascot
Another butcher
Plane crash
A sailor
Man on an old mobile phone
A sailor
Cards
Toddler with a toy car
@@Chris-tn9bf what have we gathered meth weed is a substance for all ages and sizes
Thank you!!! Lmao!!!
i want to memorize this so badly
This is probably what American ads look like to people who don't speak English
~ Instructions were unclear ~
I now have an undercooked pork stew and two tickets to Hamilton
This made me laugh way more than it had any right to
if u don't want those tickets hmu
Can I have one of those thickets?
no has you even dicided. Ugh
Bro I'll take those tickets off you that shit's expensive
"HEY JOHNNY WE GOTTA HAVE THAT COMMERCIAL SCRIPT IN AN HOUR THE VOICEOVER LADY IS ABOUT TO BE HERE"
"OK *spams autocomplete button on phone* I GOT IT BOSS"
it'd probably be something like "I'm at work and the very much of the very much of the very much of the very much of ..."
"It took an hour to write, I thought it'd take an hour to read"
I read it as a New York Italian.
Script director, WTF!?
let me try.
oh yeah lol yeah yeah bro yeah yeah it’s cool lol lol oh wow wow that’s what
what?
I love how all the videos in the background are all the most random stuff possible