Hey you guys, I'm gonna show you how to be messy. So first what you do is not care and crack your egg and open it over the table. Then, we're gonna put 1 tablespoon in total of baking soda on the table. Then, we're gonna get sugar on the cup and table. Put the table in the microwave for 4 mins. (Cut) there you go guys we just made table cake.
***** I think there's a huge difference between being blasted with radiation and eating something that has a little too many fats in it. Even if it is nearly harmless.
NetherBow Me: MOOOM WHERE IS DAD'S GUN? Mom: It's in the closet, honey, wait what are you going to do with it? Me: Nothing, but don't come into my room if you hear a gun shot
I don't know your real name, but you are my favorite Russian. I love how you are so enthusiastic and describe things in your videos. I love your accent too. :)
This guy has a PhD in chemistry. He teaches in New York City. The accent is exaggerated for entertainment purposes. he is anything but poor. But his character in the videos sells better if he appears to be a bachelor who never has clean utensils, has to look for a fork, etc. Makes him more likable. He knows how to Make money from CZcams. Obviously. The gullibility of people that watch this stuff just amazes me. I understand the state of our educational system now.
+MCplays - Minecraft PE He does occasional interviews in business journals like Forbes. business weekly. I read it in a reputable journal about a year ago. he gave the interview,.I am certain that they fact checked him.
Thanks for this upload, I just made a great lunch, and used the scrambled eggs hack!..i added a dash of pepper, a little salt, and a little spoonful of safflower oil right in with the milk...then wrapped it in a toasted wrap from my toaster oven though with 2 slices of American cheese. Great wrap!
+adam o'riley it's funny because his name is Adolf Hitler and Adolf Hitler actually did drop out of college to be an artist but got kicked out because he couldn't paint faces on the people in his paintings.
His measuring skills are accurate asf
lmao
bruh😂😂😂
Watch his science experiments.. there he's being really careful, but here .. noone never died cause of 2tablespoons of flour instead of one. Greets!
It wont bake or cook properly if you do that...
+Maria Mintcheva or won't taste good
you know the food is good when taras takes off his shades
"Alright guys, let's try it and see if I'll die or not"
Famous last words.
LETHAL MEMES lol
CRH: only 3 tablespoons of chocolate chips
Me: dumps the whole bag in it
And if you have extra, don't be scared to use it aswell
Whenever I made homemade chocolate chip cookies, the recipe calls for 1 cup, I add the whole bag (~3 cups). Cookies are SO much better... =)
King Harambe
King Harambe thats the goodest measurement XD
*Taras
"Mix the milk with the eggs until it looks like milky eggs" ....but..that's.. That's what it is...
😂😂
omg i'm dying 😂😂😂
lollll
Supermonbro no it wasn't
No wonder he often wears camouflage. His counter looks like a war zone.
LordZanba 😂 LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Hey you guys, I'm gonna show you how to be messy. So first what you do is not care and crack your egg and open it over the table. Then, we're gonna put 1 tablespoon in total of baking soda on the table. Then, we're gonna get sugar on the cup and table. Put the table in the microwave for 4 mins. (Cut) there you go guys we just made table cake.
+Sean and Mika's toy reviews 😂😂😂😂😂
I can't stop laughing lol
Lol
Great Idea !!!!
+BC1 same
"LETS SEE IF I DIE OR NOT" I LOST IT XDDD
yes:)
It s a real browni
XPWNZERX. In Soviet Russia Brownie Eats You!
Makes sense.
What part
He was in love with the Coco from the brownie
Get out
No...just no...
He totaly was in love with the Coco but i need help with my math homework.. What 9+10?
Did he buy it for the low low???
adam yehuda 910 duh
2:27 you know its good when he needed to take off the sun glasses
Lol so true
+Daizha Elie Johnson Amen lol
ohh I didn't now wow
yes
This comment made my day
he measured out a pinch of salt...
Evan gonzalez Im
by the time college is done they have gone through like 10 microwaves
in Russia microwave go through you
In Russia *YOU* are Microwave...
i have. onky gone through 1 and a half.
MiJoPaFo in Russia Chernobyl is microwave
He has uploaded this video at least 20 times... and I happily watch it every time lolol
It is nice to know I'm not the only one that does that.
Jmantheawsome1 and me :)
Canyon Lione Me Too!
Am i the only one who like overcooked bacon?
Amanda Torres I like it
that bacon he made was actually undercooked. not an opinion, put it in the microwave for longer
Update: I tried the bacon recipe, but something gone wrong and now I have spilled bacon oil all over my kitchen
Amanda Torres I will try brownie tonight
Amanda Torres nope. I love over cooked bacon and im too lazy to use a pan so I always cook my bacon with the Microwave
2:53
and then grab bacon and start Putin it inside of a plate
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Kill me! 😂
😂😂
please explain to me in depth how Russia is being insulted here
Russian reference
"Now time to taste it. Let's check it out.."...."Mmm"
Don't elaborate to much with your reaction to its taste! 😅😂
*Alright time to taste it.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Is it healthy to cook food in the microwave?
Yes because the waves in a microwave aren't the waves that rip electrons off the atoms
Of course not it's so bad
is it healthy to eat fast food? you do it anyways :P
***** LOL
RIGHT :D
***** I think there's a huge difference between being blasted with radiation and eating something that has a little too many fats in it. Even if it is nearly harmless.
6:48 You could say it's a.... cupcake
Omg I just burst out laughing, that was so cheesy I can taste it
This is amazing!!!!lol
NetherBow
Me: MOOOM WHERE IS DAD'S GUN?
Mom: It's in the closet, honey, wait what are you going to do with it?
Me: Nothing, but don't come into my room if you hear a gun shot
*finds the nearest gun* "i dont want to live on this planet anymore"
*dun dun cssssh* ;D
This is like the serious version of HowToBasic
I don't know your real name, but you are my favorite Russian. I love how you are so enthusiastic and describe things in your videos. I love your accent too. :)
Lisa Johnson I believe his real name is Tarus Kul, that is his second channel, which you are on.
Thank you Sam. :)
Actually I believe his FULL name is Taras Kulakov
Shirley Webber Really? I never knew it was shortened, thanks for that.
His name is Taras Kul
this guy reminds me of crazyrussianhacker.
Sk8 dance dream he can't be crazyrussianhacker the intro is the same.
+RatedASMR He is the crazyrussianhacker.
Nate Man don't lie to me.
R u havin' a giggle m9?
Nate Man he could be a twin brother.
For the brownie in a mug you can replace all the dry ingredients with brownie mix
and then put the pot on top of that
And replace all the wet ones with yogurt
but then how would i be so messy like Taras :(?
Self raising flower, sugar, VANILLA EXTRACT
AWESOME now I can make weed brownies really easy
K
send me one
Nice bro 😂👊
That's just bad 😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑
+Billybob Yarmas What? No. The weed should be in the butter, that's the time consuming part. A microwave chocolate brownie has no butter..
My ocd was bugging me when he made the cake... I'm just like NO NO NO CLEAN IT =.=
+DarkSkull TRUE
+DarkSkull what xDDD WOW
People diagnose themselves with anything . It's ridiculous.
He only put 3 table spoons
ChucklingCard3 He put one before
If you think any of those measurements were close your fooling yourself
5:13 "2 tablespoons of coocao"
CrazyRussianHacker 2015
5:31 made me die idk why I just died when he started pouring more then a tablespoon each time then he gave up 😂😂😂😂😂
This video should've been called "How To Microwave".
ASSCREAM AND CARAMEL!
convulsing with laughter omg idk why this is so funny. A+
:I I don't see the fun in this really he is Russian and has trouble speaking this American accent
+Amber Cats true said some people just don't understand
it sounds like ASSCREAM AND CAMEL for me
I love how precise your proportions are.
these recipes are going to be super helpful for collage! TY!
LOL 2:21 "lets see if i die or not"
This guy has a PhD in chemistry. He teaches in New York City. The accent is exaggerated for entertainment purposes. he is anything but poor. But his character in the videos sells better if he appears to be a bachelor who never has clean utensils, has to look for a fork, etc. Makes him more likable. He knows how to Make money from CZcams. Obviously. The gullibility of people that watch this stuff just amazes me. I understand the state of our educational system now.
really? how do you know?
He actually lives in North Carolina so...
+Julia Ingalls he does? So do I!
Shut up Crazy Russian Hacker Hater -_-
+MCplays - Minecraft PE
He does occasional interviews in business journals like Forbes. business weekly. I read it in a reputable journal about a year ago. he gave the interview,.I am certain that they fact checked him.
"You can even do it one handed, except, I failed..." 😂😂😂😂
Someone is holding the camera I thought he is all alone on a mountain
Rat Kabu wtf
Rat Kabu maybe it's on his shoulder xD
Rat Kabu it could be a gopro on his chest
Rat Kabu he has friends and family
Rat Kabu his mom
Did you really just use a knife to mix eggs and milk?
Yes he did. We all have done it once.
Yes.yes he did.
And?
U mad bro lol
potato shaped potato omg i love potato shaped potatoes
Safety is number one priority.
Grammar is #2 so don't make jokes about it!
Cant breathe
😂😂
if he talked Russian will you gone understand him puffffff haters.
If you spoke English we would be able to understand you to samo
STOP BEING SOOOOO RUDE TO HIM WHAT DID HE DO TO U HE HAS AN AWESOME CHANNEL
"Alright guys, let's try it and let's see if I die or not !!"
6:51
alright, time to taste it. let's check it out
.
.
.
hmm.
*now I know the taste, the taste is hmmm.
Are you in dah hood, making eggs and stirring with a knife, in a cup
+PennilessData because he's russian
+Shabil Shamsuddin preety amazin, huh?
+게윤 That's the funniest thing I've read all day! :D
he also have a Siberian husky
"Just stick it in the microwave"
Throws it in lol he's the best
Love your videos! Especially the hack videos. I use these little hacks from your videos all the time
Did he use a KNIFE to mix the egg and milk?!?
only in russia
he is just a simple man who doing things very simply or may be a student so we should not expect professional expectations.
+CBGamingCenter in Russia knife mix you
He put in 4 pieces of bacon and took out like 6? interesting lol
Thankyou! I thought I was the only one noticing that.
They started ripping apart
+kelly123987 demrifnoc itanimulli
+ElektroOfficial looc os s'taht ,lol
You can see at they just ripped apart. Logic.
"I'm not sure if you can see but this is how it's gonna look"
Thanks for this upload, I just made a great lunch, and used the scrambled eggs hack!..i added a dash of pepper, a little salt, and a little spoonful of safflower oil right in with the milk...then wrapped it in a toasted wrap from my toaster oven though with 2 slices of American cheese. Great wrap!
This might be an old video but I'm in school and my parents aren't home when I come back so these work perfectly for me! Thank you!
Watsap evribody! Welkem bek to mi laborotoy whers safity is nember one.
This is why i love you Taras :)
Taras, you're so Kul.
I see what you did there, ;)
Oooohhhh I get it now....
I love watching your videos. You make my dY week month & Year!! 👍🏻👍🏻
The food hack at 3.50 is awesome!
You were probably the coolest student in your college. XD
"Put 4 table spoons of flour" *puts 3* "4 table spoons of sugar" *puts 3*
Великолепно, Тарас)))
Продолжай в том же духе! Обожаю твой канал!..
This really helped a lot like the bacon one. In the morning before school I don't have enough time to cook bacon in the stove so I use the microwave
Can I use taco spring water instead of nacho spring water?
Best comment ever!
+Prunus Serrulata why don't you get your own spring water, its nacho (not cho) spring water
😂
Prunus Serrulata XD
Who else just hates that he makes a mess when he does things with foods or drinks?
I was thinking the same thing
Me
***** no.
Lel. He probably spends more time cleaning than actually cooking
Watch howtobasic then
I tried all of these they work so well
I followed the recipe for brownies exactly like you sia but with hit coco mix instead of coco because i couldn't find some but it was really good. :)
am in love with the cocoa
He said 4 table spoons of flour but he put 3.....
This was actually super helpful
boom.. so creative russian.......the way you prepare is like a survivor, and it's nice
Instead of paper towels, use a pile of aluminum foil in the microwave. It cooks the bacon more evenly ;)
Maybe o should try that
And watch as it catches on fire!
+krumpll couldnt you use old CD's and DVD's like lil hot plates?
Doyle Hodges Yes! Talk about innovation! They make your food nice and crunchy too definitely worth a try
That will explode your microwave
or you can just have Scooby fruit snacks
I been known all of this but you still did good
I love how he makes comps of his own videos
4:49 I love how he says chocolate chips lol
shokolit shits
I dropped out of college to be an artist.
and....?
😂
That didn't work out well either, did it?
and that failed huh?
+adam o'riley it's funny because his name is Adolf Hitler and Adolf Hitler actually did drop out of college to be an artist but got kicked out because he couldn't paint faces on the people in his paintings.
"Mix till it's not too much liquidy." Lol I love him he's so adorable!
thank youu so muchh for sharing😊😊
Вери импрессив! Бат ай хав э квестшон, ю сэйд эбаут тайм фор майкровэйв, бат ноу уан ворд эбаут пауер! Ин вич пауер ай хав ту пуч тзе майкровэйв ?
хигх
Ïłpx ńžæß jhūŵë??
Yes i can make scrambled eggs now.
I can do it normally on a stove anyway xD
I never add milk to my scrambled eggs df
+Lucas Witek
OMG me too! Putting milk in scramble eggs?!
+Lucas Witek its for making the eggs smoother
datprincetho after its done cooking add some cheese and let it melt on the eggs makes it 100x better
This was made on my birthday!!
the brownies is great thumbs up
meassuring skill. 9000
captions at 6:38. thank me later
oh my
wow
Oh my..
Woah
LOL
when making the cake. i taught i was watching how to basic
pretty accurate measuring if you ask me
I find your accent adorable
It's an exaggerated accent
+GotTheSauce yes it is
0:29 hmmmm you like it dont you?
I love the cake. it is so good.
I know I'm a little late for this but you said cocoa right the first time!(: good job and keep trying your English is pretty great man!
Turn on subtitles at 0:42 xD Haha
Keep the subtitles on and read at 4:56
😂
+Corbett Gray fables porn 😂😂😂
6:30 - 6:36 😂 big..
"That tastes actually like real brony"
XD
xD
Man, his measurements are spot on
I made the brownie with pur Aqua spring water and its tasted like a triple chocolate brownie that is super crispy but good
made the brownie and it was pretty good.
CASTIEL
me to
Is it supposed to be runny? Because I tried it and it was runny so I put it in longer and it was smoking and still runny
After a year of being subscribed all ive ever done from his videos is the paper towel bacon hack lmao.
😂😂😂 I've never done any but still watch anyway
+Monica Leonard Ive done most of these.
Niamh Henry same
+Niamh Henry they are the same person :v
dint knw we can make eggs that way. Superb brother
Try Tony Chachere's original Creole seasoning on the microwave chips. Do not add too much or salt and peper
i herd some were it its called(cu-cow) but i call it (co-co)
Cacao ---> seed
Cocoa ---> powder chocolate
Roses are red
Are you a bird
'Cause as Taras would say
-are you a nerd
That mug
Helen Sandoval doe
I'm in love with the coco
Make another one of these
wait shouldnt the potato be boiled so it wouldnt be raw?
+Mitch Scott (MrGloopy) mikavave*
Will vegetable oil work for the brownie
BeccaSlays yes. I'd use vegetable oil over olive since it's taste is neutral
Will kielbasa work instead of mayonez
BeccaSlays
How about molten butter
im in love with the coco
This is gonna help me so much😇