jerma ZERKS OFF in front of THOUSANDS
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- čas přidán 9. 02. 2024
- MENTALLY UNHINGED ZORNY streamer shows off its DISTURBING ZERKING skills in front of THOUSANDS of viewers, and keeps going at its PSYCHOTIC ACT.
JERMA985 is DEMENTED and INSANE and it needs to be CONTAINED.
(2024/2/28: bro i did not expect this to blow up to 100k, this only took like 1-2 hours to make)
sources!!
1st clip: The Coin Game (Part 3)
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1:50:20
2nd clip: jerma listens to BREAKCORE
• jerma listens to BREAK...
3rd clip: Jerma - ZERKER
• Jerma - ZERKER
4th clip: Mon Bazou
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6:36:45
5th clip: Resident Evil Village
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3:56:05
6th clip: Diablo IV and Nancy Drew: The White Wolf of Icicle Creek (Part 1)
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4:06:15
7th clip: Sam & Max Save the World (Part 2)
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0:07:20
8th clip: jerma listens to BREAKCORE
• jerma listens to BREAK...
3:50
Jerma985:
m.twitch.tv/jerma985 - Zábava
this is the video im using as my 3 minute timer to prepare my instant noodles too
incredible idea
zerktacular idea
I couldn't even Jeremy to this comment, I Jerma'd immediately. Cleanup on aisle 985!
This is the video I'm using for my 3 minute goon sesh
Simply Zerkilliant
I love when he realizes what he's done he immediately shuts off face came
face WHAT!!!!??!?!?!?!
no his zenis came not his face
Holy shit Zenis came on Jerma's face
The came cam
“i gotta get out of here”
he ZUCKS his own ZENIS and ZUMS in his own ZOUTH then calls his mom
Yet the devs insist that he is the smartest AI ever created just because he cannot be contained
i remember watching a video like this (porno)
His zom
@@bulletbro4745ZALLS ZIS ZOM.
You know what? ZE ZZUCKS ZIS ZWN ZZENIS ZND ZZUMS ZN ZIS ZWN ZZOUTH ZHEN ZALLS ZIS ZOM.
jerma turning off his facecam when he gets embarrassed has the same energy as covering your face with your hands
half the time he does that instead of turning off facecam LOLL
Reminds me of the time he covered his face with the official Burger King Whopper burger
my streamer cant be this kawaii
@@zankaa8031 lmao
x
Glances at chat. Instantly rips cord out of webcam
Resumes zerking off-cam.
"I drank two Gatorades before the stream"
MANIAC streamer ZERKS OFF IN FRONT OF THOUSANDS because he mistakes ZUM for PISS
hes the type that drinks the grey flavor
zum
Ziss
He could easily explain his actions but he instead opts to act them out in the most sussy way possible.
So that's why they call him the sus guy...
AMONG SUS
THE MOST WHAT WAY??
1:20 "Uoghghg, I came" *starts zerking it immediately*
usually its the opposite order
@@nokzep8118But there's nothing usual about Jerma
@@nokzep8118jerma doesnt follow orders
@@theepicbruhman2254 he's not domesticated
he sucked it back up like a vacuum
I got a zoner watching this wtf?
A ZONER 💀💀💀
Get out of here, stalker.
1. tf is a zoner
2. how have you "got" this "zoner"?
least horny jerma fan
@@tzarg All I remember is watching the most handsome skinwalker and my zonger expanded
**Sal from inpractical jokers in his ear** "ok now pretend to zerk off"
"okay now call your mom and tell her what you just did"
2:04 "SUCTION ANDY"
2:23 "CYCLOPS GRIP"
2:30 "grip got him delusional"
2:25 why jerma kinda… grippy
Wait is this also the cyclops grip stream
@@LividE101 Yes, this happened some time after that.
I know what you guys want! I know what you're lookin' for!
*VIGOROUSLY ZERKS OFF*
I drank two gatorades, before the stream
*RESUMES ZERKING OFF*
He's a serial zerker
“DENTIST IS FUCKING IN MY MOUTH.”
2:10 the subtitles saying GRINK IT is hilarious. well done
"I just got back from being stranded on a desert island, it was crazy."
"Was the Grink there?"
I'm pretty sure it's a reference to hi cyclops "Drip/Grip" jerfuffle
jerma COMMITS UNSPEAKABLE ACTS in front of THOUSANDS of CHILDREN
Sounds like what I do every Saturday
@@Dylpicklethe1YO
@@JunkstHat3605 your next
Come to daddy😏
1:21 only a real legend starts zerking AFTER they came
edit: there was absolutely no zerking beforehand. he just BOOM
erectile dysfunction
2:48 the moment Jerma finally snapped.
God damn it why was that funny
I think the first clip is Germa trying to make it like he is peeing, claiming to have “drank 2 gatorades before this…” but as you can see he did a horrible demonstration…
I'm almost certain he's doing a bit he has done multiple times where he's pretending to like jiggle his belly and have it slosh but because the camera is aimed so high it is just unhinged
If he just wasn't an alien, he could've known how humans pee
No its a reference to his old character "Fatfuck_irl" which was a bit Jerma did when playing some sort of streamer simulator game. Basically he was an ASMR streamer who drank Gatorade then jiggled his belly lol
The problem is if you don't get the call back there's no way you could interpret as anything other than what it looks like and it looks sus as heck regardless
GERMA?!?!?!?
It was supposed to be jiggling his belly not peeing 😭
gotta love the surge of "OwO" in chat each time he zerks.
OwO
@@MONSTAboyGamingUwU
How does one be a streamer without looking like they’re zerkin off
his immediate reaction to turn off his facecam was just amazing for the coingame one. lol
PSYCHO STREAMER calls her mother before EXCLAIM SLOPPY TOPPY, proceed to banish the DISEMBODIED VOICE INSIDE HIS HEAD for 30 minutes!
1:15 streamer tries to crank one out before mom comes upstairs
It's the fact the he said "I know what you guys want! I know what you're looking for!" before VIGOROUSLY zerking off...
The way he does sigh of relief on the third clip just makes everything 100x worse. Snap up, Jeremy!
hes so me fr
fr sometimes you just gotts zerk it to some zorn in front of a large audience
This, is the only person i can relate to
We are both synchronized in tones of complete and utter madness
It's the grunts and sighs for me
at the stripped club
straigjt up "jorking it" haha.... and by "it" i mean.. well
my peanits
“Grip got him delusional” 😭😭
this is insane bro, i never thought id get the jerma jex compilation ive been looking for
IM GONNA LOSE IT WHY DOES HE COVER HIS FACE AND GIGGLE LIKE AN ANIME GIRL WHEN HES EMBARRASSED 2:52
Idk, I do that
@@MONSTAboyGaming me too but its even funnier because this is a MIDDLE AGED MAN. did he just do that or did someone tell him to do that i love hgim so much
he's an anime girl
Jerma is the type of guy who zerks to zorn live on Twitch
Jerma: You Know what I mean?
Chat: No?
1:50 what was this even supposed to be???
zerk
nah, im just kidding... it was supposed to be mimicking drinking.
@@user-fc2xk3uv8y ohhh you rascal, you almost had me there!
SUCTION ANDY
jeremy EDGES in front of GAZILLIONS
LUNATIC streamer keeps flashing his ZOCK infront of MILLIONS.
Oh...camera's been on the whole time
Hello...*doesn't wash hands*
Why does it happen this often?????
It happens about as often as he appears naked on stream
@@devildante9 Wait what ???
@@scrowll1565pardon?
imagine when jerma sees this in his recommended
I've seen these clips hundreds of times but never with chat so this feels like watching them for the first time again lmaoo
The "I know what you guys want! I know what you're lookin' for!" always kills me. I don't think I'll ever not laugh at that clip.
that thumbnail and title combined are so funny
0:30 So relatable. I always listen to Princess Army Wedding Combat or Drumcorps before sleep/jerm.
still better than when he said the huge pump dispenser bottle was dog vitamins he might've been eating instead of lotion
kinda looks like someone is blowing his back out while he plays RE8
Being there live for those streams is really starting to feel like I was a part of history
why is this video 3 hours long
high?🤨
Because Zerma is always zerking it
PLEASE i was listening to this while doing other things and wow this is an experience
ZORNY STREAMER ZERKS OFF DOZENS OF TIMES IN FRONT OF AUDIECE, CELEBRATED FOR HIS BRAVERY
2:00 WHO THE HELL SAID "SUCTION ANDY"
mochi_bird
He just wanna like: URNGH *unholy goblin sloppy zerky top noises*
Jesus Christ does he even enjoy it?? He’s just beating it wtf
PSYCHO streamer ZERKS OFF HIS ZICK in front of THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE
the "????????????????" in chat every single time
Captions are incredible. So glad this is the videos we are making accessible and understandable
brilliant subtitles
I play this video 2 times to boil my eggs perfectly
Most I've laughed this millennial thank you
3:09 what is that long and pink thing on the right? 🤨
To this day i have no ideia what he was trying to do on the first clip.
shaking his potbelly full of blue gatorade
@@firstlast-sq2gc oh. in hindsight that seems obvious... thank you :D
A while ago he streamed a game called streamer simulator, where he made a fat character (juggles) whose streams consisted of doing ASMR with by shaking his belly.
It’s also the stream where the “zerkin off” and similar words come from, the game added the Z to everything to avoid getting copyright claimed. So CZcams was Zoutube, Intel was Zintel, etc. and they had a Zornhub.
watching this now is so bittersweet, i really miss him
NOT THE ZERKING SFX GIRL HELP
he can’t keep getting away with this
evil emporor zerk
1:41 what? No it’s not?
I like how anytime he does something embarassing there's always someone begging him to end the stream
My favorite part of the first clip is that you can see the exact moment where he realizes how bad this looks
i knew he wasnt un packing
that box behind him was there for a reason
So glad I accidentally had captions turned on
someone had to make the compilation. it wasnt going to be me. but someone had to do it so thanks
How he makes the big buckaroos.
the captions 😭😭😭
1:15 why does jerma look like the sexy dio from the jojo part 3 ova
It's ova
"SUCTION ANDY"
2:34 YOOO
He know what you guys want
He knows what you're looking for
the captions 😭😭
his zock is his joystick
WHAT‼️
My favorite part was when someone in chat said “SUCTION ANDY”
The first one is my top 1 favorite jerma clip of all time
How many times has he done this, damn
Jerming off to completion
Zooning so hard rn
Jerma really likes the Asmongold challenge
Zerkin' to breakcore is a totally normal thing to do
hold it in soldier! edge!
he's CRAZY. PSYCHO streamer
What type of a zilly makes that sound when its ztroked
Took his whole chat ztraight to the ZONE zone
Zerna is zooning, as expected of Zooner
The dentist one made me absolutely lose it
WHY DOES HE MOAN
0:10 Why? What was supposed to be? Excitement? That wet sound in the background doesn't help.
I don't even watch Jerma, I was just curious to watch this 😂
CAPTIONS ARE VILE 😭
This video is my lunch break btw.
Wish you included the one where he tries to clap really fast