If Fantasy Characters Made Movies About Our World
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Dax has been one of my favorite creators for the longest time, it was such a blast creating with him.
Check out the latest video on his channel and everything else he does, it's all genuine, funny and sweet in such a unique way.
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yo
yessir
u rock
give me hear daddy
@@DyslexicMitochondria hi
Rated M for monotony (not recommended for creatures under 13 orbits)
Where are the comments?
@@skilledscript2725 Sometimes it’s nice to appreciate a comment in silence.
but 1 orbit for me is almost 7 orbits for a neighboring solar system!
@@nintendo_pirate just be glad you can count your orbits and don't have to deal with the ambiguity that comes with having 4 suns.
@@mannyjohnson8383 Just measure it when the 4th Sun passes, duh.
Orc in the middle of a battle: "Man, I wished I could be an Accountant like in the Movies."
I mean, if he is about to get smashed in the head with a club during a battle, being an accountant suddenly doesn't sound too awful.
"All I would have to do is sit, be at peace, do some numbers. Fantastic. What an ideal life"
Then he meets an assassin that secretly is an accountant, using his assassin work as a cover to do accounting.
@@Cyclopsided this is so cursed
New TV show: "Thargroth, Orc Accountant!"
"The sadness should always be present, but unspoken."
Man... that orc really gets it.
this is why you need to bash a boar bro..just bash one
@@Spoonwranglerz Trust me. The next boar I come across is getting bashed.
True tho
but hey, as your heavenly father i still love you
That's not an orc, racist.
"Man working in retail" - a psychological horror thriller in 3 parts
*shudder* Gives the actors irreversible trauma.
"A New Customer" was my fav, "The Phantom Customer" was pretty meh, and "Revenge of the Customer" was downright _terrifying._
@@headrockbeats I'll give "The Phantom Customer" one thing it was the day-bu of Karen the main villain of "Revenge of the Customer"
The sequel: Karen Returns!
Tagline: She still wants to speak with the Manager!
Wait until the Karen asks to speak with the manager.
*shudder*
"Man on Social Media" is a roller coaster of emotions. So much going on in 1 hour and 30 minutes with nothing but one man sitting in front of a screen in his messy room.
***SPOILERS***
The part at the end when he realizes he has an essay due the next day blew me away with the built up tension. They better come out with a sequel or I’ll end up clubbing like two boars.
Doomscrolling Has Never Felt So Realistic - Kthar, Necromancer
And you can tell they really went all out with the authenticity because they had soda cans and half finished bags of chips strewn all around the room.
The fly bumping against the window trying to get out was an especially astute touch.
"Me no reccomend, why little man no hunt? 1 growl out of H" -Orc & Axe Newsletter.
Oof, perhaps that description is a bit too accurate of reality.
He was just nervous Man at Bank is a huge role especially after the overwhelming success of Man at Supermarket.
Right??!! haha. I liked man at deli too. I love joel's editing too in all his videos. The amount of effort he puts in his editing is unbelievable. I tried editing my videos using his style and it was really intense. I'm still trying tho haha and my computer hates me I wish him all the success
Right? It built so much onto what 'Man at Parking Lot' created and hinted at.
@Dyslexic Mitochondria Youve got a really good channel bro. Its like a hidden gem I love your editing too.
Man at Deli was a disappointment though, it kind of ruined the suspense man that office’s ending set up
I don't know man, Man at Deli was kinda good what with the plot twist of him going for pork instead of beef but with what the other two films brought out, I do agree it was disappointing
"Honey I'm home! Where's the.. food?" - what a fantastic delivery
The glance toward the camera after that delivery had me dying
haha, didn't even notice that the first time;D
"in cha. ?" is also amazing.
He wanted to say boar.
What are you saying? I think you mean :
What a.. F-
Fantastic... delivery?
"You're evil...you're so evil...I mean...I love you." Wow, I've never heard Earth-marriage described so accurately, yet succinctly.
I mean yeah
Basically an argument, yes.
Took me half a second and I cracked up. Yup. Nailed it.
how long have you been married?
That hits the bullseye a bit. Not badly, just leaves a dent so it's easier to hit next time.
imagine Orc, Dwarf, Elf gather together around a table and play D&D that is based on our world.
what game would be the equivalent of D&D of our world?
Cubicles & Corporations.
If the universe or time are infinite, or there is an infinite number of multiverses, then somewhere, sometime, this is very much happening.
The Game of Life, maybe.
"I want to roll to convince my boss to give a higher pay roll!"
I was nervous in the audition but hope I get a callback! 🎥
That audition was something else.
loll
Best of luck!
lolol
Wishing you all the best on your newfound fame!
I like the idea of the wife just saying "I'm gonna let you go, thank you for coming in."
Dax killing it
hello
@@asianlifter nope
Make robocraft videos... Or something
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Yea he actually did this part great.
The acting required to behave as if you're not human, pretending to be human but not quite getting it right is genius. Dax killed this.
It's the role he was born to play
No that’s just regular Dax
Well yeah, it's just like you witness a truly good singer when they can sing poorly on purpose but make it sound as if they are truly putting everything they have in it and it seems believable.
Dude, there are so many layers to analyzing this...
Thats just what hes like normally lol
"The sadness needs to always be present, but unspoken."
I didn't ask to be attacked, sir.
Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated? I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else. Gets me frustrated. Just admit that you love the videos I make, my dear efa
@@AxxLAfriku I'm so confused right now.
@@DaichuGinga half of their response is a song. The rest however...
@@oicmorez4129 I looked at their profile and it's... Interesting.
@@DaichuGinga No. Don't look at their profile and or channel. That is their goal all along; to bait everyone over with their braindead self-promotion. This is just one of many self-promoting _""bots"",_ you see.
"These people, take the minor inconveniences and bottle them up for years of sadness."
I feel personally attacked
A feeling that you bottle up and stew over until the knowledge of the futility of this defeats you once again. You notice from the surrounding comments that you're not alone in this, and vaguely believe that this should result in a good feeling of camaraderie, yet for reasons you suspect you don't want to examine, it does not. Yet, again.
Its fact tho
i feel personally inconvenienced
@@Just_a_Skaven_on_the_internetFor the mentally ill it is. Lol
I tend to not dwell on shit you have no control over. 🤷
"crushed by the monotony of existence" and "the sadness should be underlying, should always be present but unspoken"
most accurate depiction of humanity.
Not for some.
Not for me, im doing great
Yep.
@@cosmotect good for you.
“You are... evil. You’re so evil- *awkward stuttering*... I love you.”
I loose it there!
it's the most human line i ever heard.
It hits way too close to home
Yeah.. pretty realistic to how relationships really are isn't it?.. Forcing yourself to stay in a relationship you haven't been happy in for years because... I dunno, why am I still here, again?
@@Jamifa007 that is much sadder than what I meant. You ok?
"Sadness should always be there but unspoken"
Dropping his genius film making insights one line at a time
_When the director casually requests what would take you 4 years of Method Acting school to achieve..._
@@matt7224 the closest equivalent experience in their world was during the process in which Morgoth was transitioning elves into the first orcs. Only, we rarely complete it to become an ‘orc’ ourselves, but when we do, it’s called “Going Postal”.
the world needs more hold
Yes!
@@matt7224 Sooooo...18 years? :P
The sudden, pained intensity of "I told you no such thing" hit me like a clubbed boar.
Just imagine the sequel: "Man at bank 2: Stock market crash"
No too exciting, more like "Man at Bank 2: a cars subsidy"
@@phelomangcu11 good sequel, but not better than "Man at bank - third time's the... trick that involves no magic objects whatsoever"
Too interesting
man at bank 3 : vaccine passport edition
"What part are you auditioning for?"
"Man in crippling debt."
Nah too exciting.
This is a 12 seasons series.
I can see Man in Crippling debt as a beginning of cinematic universe...
I've got the part.
🙂
☹
so, man at bank.
Dax Flame fits the role of an alien trying to act like a human way too well
"PEE FIGHT!"
Yeahhh... one might say he's kinda....... sus.
Cause he's Superman
@@user-tb5pq9ml8m 🔊: *hello hello this is the anti-amogus police*
I know right he's good... too good
It's really incredible how he nails the awkwardness of early auditions like that, from the little linguistics details (brief stuttering, leaning into the intonations, breathing in the stress, etc) to the smallest head movements, and the saliva swallowing, gosh it's just perfect! _[chef kiss]_
The final "thank... thank you sir" encapsulate this so much, the head bobbing, the cringe smile, nervous laugh, everything - that channel got an amazing vibe, absolutely killing it!
"What part are you here for son?"
"S-sir, yes, that's the part of the nervous inex-" *_gulps_* "-perienced actor in his first au-audition..." *_nods_* "... sir!"
"You're hired."
I’d be great for the role “Man at Gas Station Bathroom.” The story of how a man on a long journey must stop to take care of human needs, only to see the horrible conditions of the bathroom he has stepped into. It is a horror story about how sometimes, desperation forces humans to do things they don’t want to do
Brilliant
Dax better have gotten the part.
Fax here's my edits of you czcams.com/video/0A49Ks-8zCU/video.html
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That was definitely a no
I don't know his performance was a little one-note for me
if he didn't get the part he'll shoot him with his bow
"I could bash a boar and be happy for months, but in this fantasy world, the people bottle up minor inconveniences for years of sadness." Okay that hit hard, man.
"I could bash a boar..."
"Okay that hit hard, man."
What's life like as a boar?
To be fair, bashing a boar would probably delete about 6 months of bottled up despair.
@ko dy and feed a family for a whole month.
@@kly8105 Gotta break a bottle to fill a bottle.
@@TheNajSD Pretty chill, you're able to digest just about anything and you're one of the most feared creatures in the woods. If you manage to find a lot of food you'll be bigger than the other boars and, male or female, that means you get to fuck the sexiest other boar out there and else there's this declining scale where all but the lowest of you manage to make other little boars, you don't really have any plans for the future other than finding and/or killing shit, you're built for the climate so outside is just fine for you and then at some point you hear a rustling in the grass that's unlike a deer or a badger and then THWACK and it's light's out.
You were a boar and you did your life well, it ended by some crazy upright alien.
"You see, in this fantasy world, people don't go on quests or adventures. They just live the same day over and over, the monotony of living slowly draining them of life until they just give up. Most turn to a potent drink to turn off the ability to ponder their existance"
"Are these horror films?"
"...yes"
The genre is psychological horror.
Love how deep your improvisations go! Hope you are doing alright, mush love to ya 🍄✨
yeah it's actually pretty good content. it's as good as improv can get at least. 10/10. very creative channel.
"these people take the minor inconveniences, bottle them up for years of sadness."
I came here to laugh, not to feel, but now I'm feelaughing.
I feel the opposite of unsadnessn't
flaughing
Fleeghing
Yeah
@@forrest7186 god this comment hurts me
Touchmythril studios needs to keep the "Man at Office" & "Man at Bank-verse" separate. I can imagine man at office going to the same deli, but finding out their wives know each other broke my immersion. Are we suppose to believe they HAPPENED to be on the same high school cheerleader squad? REALLY?
I’d have to disagree. That one interaction could tie up all of the Man movies. Besides, I loved Linda in “Man of Office.” I would kill a thousand orcs for her if she was my wife.
@@coryg.3139 Hell I'd clear a level 70 dungeon just to give her a +1 love interest item
The "Man at" cinematic universe
To fully understand the relationship you have to read the manga anyways.
@@Bartoc1988 Reality isn't a fantasy world. Manga doesn't exist.
Now we need a video about fantasy characters playing D&D about our world. Like "Your fax machine is broken, roll dice 20 for perception"
“14”
@@Dgero All you see is an error message, roll a d20 for intelligence
@@json7598
“12”
@@Dgero You needed to succeed a DC 25 for understanding. You know enough that this problem is too complex for mortals.
@@json7598
Damn
I haven’t read any comments appreciating, “Ba ba ba ba baaaaaa ba ba bah..”
The singing guy at the end 👌🏻
I guess they still have George Lopez in the fantasy world.
@@mostfiredup i came here to appreciate the horribly off tempo low rider
Is that really Low Rider? Because I swear I heard a song that had that slow tune.
"I SHALL BURN YOU WITH A FIREBALL"
"No, he's your boss, you aren't allowed to kill him, your anger needs to be way more internalized, like a high elf, go again"
_"But this assignment is meant to take months, I've only got 2 weeks."_ You say.
The boss replies immediately, with a sharp and accusative tone.
_"I pay you to work, not to complain. If you won't do the work, then what's the point in paying you?"_
_"Are you going to do it, or should I bring someone else in to take your place? It makes no difference to me who I have grovelling in front of my desk every week."_
*You pause for merely a second, yet within that second, you manage to simulate 5 different ways to retort and tell your boss to shove it.*
He leans deeply into his leather chair, intertwining his fingers between each other and bringing his thumbs together, reasting his wrists on his desk. He raises an eyebrow, waiting for your response.
The words come slowly out of your mouth, with great difficulty. But this is it. 3 years of diligent work, without a single reward, holiday, or bonus to your salary. Your feelings have been bottled long enough. It's time he hears your thoughts... All of them, unrestrained.
_"Yes, I'll do it."_
@@Zaire82 Shivers mate
@@Zaire82 He's the greatest actor the world has ever known...
I cast magic missile at the manager!
I bet he's never heard of the high elves.
"you're so evil... I love you"
Bruh
Reminds me of this: czcams.com/video/rFWb7DG7zTc/video.html
So many people can relate to that tbh
That's just marriage
He didn't get that the evil part is just what we are thinking. We don't speak it out loud.
It's so true though lol
The half smile that breaks out when he says "you're so evil" thinking he killed it, followed by the moment of realization/attempt to course correct always gets me.
The writing on this is probably one of Joel's best written sketches, it's incredibly funny, Incredibly complex and very very clever. A dystopian world where very basic situations on earth are their Hollywood blockbusters, we don't know how high budget or low budget these films are, dax is nervous about playing something so simple (may i add, dax is incredible on this) , and the director has a deep struggling complex at home with his wife using dax to replay his trauma. Its just so so good how it all just subtly gels together. I can't ever stop watching this masterpeice
I expected the guy to say something like:
- "Sir is this realistic, the audience will not believe such sadness and desperation exists."
-"That's why it's fiction my boy."
“You have to rip off your eyeballs, throw it into the mountain, climb for months only to find your eyeballs have been chewed by a goat” kind of desperation.
~ Nitzsche probably
That would have been a bit obvious, the whole point was the sadness is underlying.
I was expecting them (as husband and wife) to get into a big heated argument.
Their world would lose there mind at “Man At Therapy.”
Their*
would the Group Therapy be that universe equivalent of our Endgame?
Losing your mind at therapy would be ironic
@@NoNameAtAll2 correction made.
Man at therapy? The amount of suspension of disbelief that would have to happen for the audience to follow along is way too much. That movie would never get off the ground.
"The sadness should always be present - but unspoken." Why do you always hurt me so much, Joel.
I'm from the timeline where they made Man at Airport and let me tell you it was the best 11 hours of my life.
Really? I felt it took a while to really take off.
The first 9 hours are really slow but there's a lot of detail that adds to the rewatchability factor.
If you liked that then just wait for Man At DMV
Bro they legit just hinted that it might be in production you just made me spit my coffee onto my monitor.
It feels like you've created a new comedy genre
its not new but its definitely comedy
edit: i shouldn't make comments while tired, typos are not fun
@@MementoTurtle It's definitely something new. Animated improv is not a thing, the classical methods of animations make it impossible to throw improv on the mix. But the way this guy creates his animations makes him able to add the awkwardness of improvisation to fantasy characters and scenarios in a unique way.
@@MementoTurtle Well, I knew.
@@elbarto8282 well rick and morty has a large portion that is improve.
@@kabhes9040 but the animation for R&M is still not improv, it is drawn by a person after the improv portion is recorded by the voice actor.
But with this guy, a program translates his real, awkward movements from the camera into animation. Even the animation is improvised haha
“You need to be a little more drained of life, like you’re crushed by the monotony of existence” dude I would make an awesome actor
Edit:699 likes, nice
same.
same.
same ( and that’s the point ).
But we exist in this "fantasy world" it's just reality.
@@zeadeltanova12 Haven't you seen the documentary called Matrix?
I love this studio, they made a thriller short film called "woman frantically searching for her phone in her messy apartment" and I let me tell you I was glued to the screen. Really looking forward to the sequel where she looks for her half-smoked joint
"I Told You No Such Thing!"
sounds like he was really getting into character with that line there...
"You need to be a little more drained of life, like you're crushed by the monotony of existence." - That line actually hurt a little, which is surprising, since I wasn't aware I'm capable of feeling anything.
Joel is slowly helping all of us feel again.
Open the pod-bay doors, hal.
@@nunofoo8620 I'm afraid I can't do that Foo
"They're dead Dave, on the inside."
There's no video of him that didn't make me think wow how relatable...i wasn't aware my life is so boringly depressive 😆
Man at Bank 2 - The Stimulus Check
"Where are the rest of my gold crowns, King Bydern?"
LOL
@@ComicGladiator Just be glad that you got any, especially since none of the Senatorial right have voted for it, peasant!
It was just a cheap money grab.
"WHERE IS MY STIMMY!?"
"Wow, you did your homework, didn't you?"
“Can I have the loan, please?” Anyone’s who’s gotten a loan knows this is exactly what happens.
wife: "You always prioritize your job over this family!"
husband: "You are... evil. You're so evil. errr.. uh.. I love you, uh..?"
I never knew I needed to hear Dax Flame say “Daddy’s Home” until now
Haha
who?
@@PikaBolaChan an amazing person
@@PikaBolaChan superman
eat your cereal
When he said "Thank you, sir" after being rejected, that was a great representation of our world. He should've taken him in
Imagine someone making a movie about fantasy characters making a movie, doesn't even have to be a full movie could be like a short video of fantasy characters making a movie. If someone did that I'd want to show them that I think it's good and maybe find a way to be notified if they ever made something else. Yeah that would be cool.
I have watched this 50 times, so many little things are interesting in such a short skit.
I cant wait to see what he does in Man Goes to Another Bank
Bank man 2: depression in the queue
I think the sequel is "Man switches to Credit Union"
Aw shit it's going to be so good!
Man Gets A New Overdraft Limit
The sequel is just “Man At Banks”
Followed by Man at Bank3 and Man at Bank: Renovation
Jordan M. Lacroix, 5'9, going for the role of man at comment section: "This was very funny, big fan."
Clearly this is the part you were born to play
Okay do it again but this time say it while being 5'8.
@@illcuturfuckinface And with a little more crushing sadness. Can't have enough of that, as the video showed us.
Not realistic, no childish abuse or homophobia. No suspension of disbelief in the role.
The thing about Dax is that you can pick him out in an instant. You hear his voice and the cadence of his speech and you immediately know it’s him. Not to mention his body language and just his way of being scratches an itch in my brain that i never knew I needed. As an overthinking highly anxious person I feel his vibe with ever fiber of my being. Plus the heavy swallow at the beginning killed me
I recognize dax's mannerisms anywhere, the guy is so unique. I didn't even know it was him, I just randomly came across this channel. I could legitimately just tell lol
The sadness should always be present, but unspoken.
I’m stuck with the “lonely divorced man at home” role of a lifetime.
it's steady work, can't complain
Jesus loves you
Meh, I don't think he'd have liked you for the role anyway
Here's hoping they finally see your brilliance and you get to be in that new one, "Happy Man, Happy Life".
Good luck friend.
🎵We'll make a film about a man that's sad and lonely
And all I gotta do is act naturally🎶
"crushed by the monotony of existence" is this a film about my life?
I've been binge watching all of Joel's content for days. Absolutely obsessed.
"I'm going to to play a game, and go to sleep, maybe cry a little."
"Oh nice touch."
Lol!
“the sadness should be underlying, the sadness should always be present but unspoken”
mood
this is a bad comment
brutally real
I keep coming back to this video time and time again. It just speaks to me on such a primal level, and definitely ranks in my top favourites of anything ever
Can anyone else please appreciate the posters on the wall? "Coming to taverns this blood moon" is genius!
“The sadness should be *underlying*”...
Poetry.
"the sadness should always be present but unspoken" damn, I'm man at bank.
We all are. We all are...
@@KathrynsWorldWildfireTracking r/im14andthisisdeep
No, I’m man at bank!
everyone is man at bank
Same
I love how your list of patrons in the end gets longer and longer with every video, I'm so happy for you, Joel!
He killed that performance. After Man at Supermarket, there was pressure for a good sequel
I hope he got the part
Pretty sure he didn't. You're not still waiting for them to call you back, are you?
Did you watch the video
His insecurity made it all very convincing
He almost had it.
He was so close, but he choked after he couldn't use a bow. Improvisation is key.
Dax Flame is a naturally perfect caricature for this style of comedy
“What do you mean there’s no uh, what do you mean I’ve been rejected for the loan.” Raises bow very slowly
Pills here
@@eyeconqueror1185 Louis!
Yeah seriously. If Joel just kept him as a regular, it would be a non-stop source of comedy gold, especially since they improvise everything.
Wow this is amazing! The concept is so simple, but you two pull it off and make it so funny!
"It said he's rejected the loan, so I was just pulling out my bow" lmfao dude Joel that's such a bizarre twist on reality: aliens acting out, or auditioning rather for the role of Man in a seemingly successful movie chain about monotonous and mundane everyday human chores lol really man, that's quite creative. Now I'm gonna go watch it again because it took my stoned ass 5 mins to write this lol
"Crushed by the underlying monotony of existence."
1M youtube watchers agree.
"You need to be a little more drained of life, like you're crushed by the monotony of existence." Oh damn. I didn't know they greenlit my autobiography to be a movie.
*Soviet Russia theme plays*
wait didn't you already published "PART 3 - the Third act of my miserable existence I failed to end so I'll try to succeed in living, at least a little longer, maybe, I think - Illustrated for kids and old folks with bad vision or without glasses Edition" ?
OUR comrade, OUR
We need man at bank as a full-length film now.
this has shockingly good acting to be honest, really captures how he felt awkward and nervous
- Man at Supermarket is a tale of survival where one Man must struggle past the worst individuals the world has to throw at him.
- Man at Parking Lot Office is an emotional story where one Man must deal with the fact that no one will ever acknowledge his existence except to be mad at him.
- Man at Office is a mystery where one Man must investigate who has stolen his lunch from the lunchroom.
- Man at Deli is a success story where one Man must deal with all the pitfalls of starting up and managing a small buisiness.
- And finally, Man at Bank is a thought-provoking tale where one Man loses everything through hardly any fault of his own and yet must find ways to continue his and his family's survival regardless.
When I bring home groceries or carry out food, sometimes out of a sense of self-deprecating bemusement and minor accomplishment I play it up, like, 'I went hunting today!', or, 'The hunter returns with bounty!"
I'm beginning to think that, not only do I only amuse myself with this gag... but also that I'm the only one in on the joke.
And coming this summer - Man at DMV, an epic tale of how one man conquered his inner demons urging him to destroy the crowded building he was in, only for something terrible to be revealed.....
(twist ending - he gets to the front of the line and dun dun DUUUUUUN has the wrong forms and goes berserk)
I think your synopsis of Man at Office isn't quite right. I remember a lot of stuff about a stapler.
@@stuflames4769 you sound like a dad
I’m looking forward to “Man at Army,” the revealing story of how one man thought he would be a brave hero, only to find himself talking to other young men in a mall parking lot about how they too could be hero’s who become disappointed
"Imagine you haven't been able to club a boar for many years now, and fear that your best boar clubbing days are behind you. All you can do is mark time until the tribe gives you a gold watch, and pushes you out to sea on an iceberg full of other old ones."
I love this comment
Nah. That's a choice. Gotta be a bit selfish.
The fuck would a boar do with a watch?
When he said "The sadness should always be underlying, the sadness should be present but unspoken." I felt that.
"...these people take the minor inconveniences, bottle them up for years of sadness"
This hits close to home.
"I could bash a boar on the head and be happy for a couple of months, but in this world people take minor inconveniences and bottle them up for years of sadness."
Man, that line has misery dripping from it.
I love how after being rejected for a loan, the natural, expected response is to brandish your bow menacingly
“I could bash a boar over the head and be happy for months”
-Green Creature
These videos always put a smile on my face, keep it up!
"I'm gonna let you go."
"You're gonna let me go?"
*Raises bow*
"i'm never gonna give you up!"
"i'm never gonna let you down!"
"i _am_ going to run around"
elf moviegoer: "genius!"
“The sadness should be underlying, the sadness should always be present, but unspoken”
Me: “..Dad..?”
This reminds me of a little mini comic i read and it was about someone playing dnd and their fantasy dnd characters were playing dnd about being suburban housewives. It was so meta i loved the four panels i read
My party was recently at a wizards college hanging out in the dorms in the wee hours of the morning when a bunch of the students came in talking about their Offices and Operations session they finished. "I totally thought we were going to get written up when the boss showed up and we hadn't filed our form 293s." "Yeah, the way you slid the 293 cover sheet over the I-6 packet totally saved our jobs!"
The player character's reaction: "What a buncha NERDS!"
“Yes bank clerk I need to withdraw those paper notes that I earned through menial labor. Such tasks have replaced our former ability to hunt and since I do not possess those skills I will need those notes to exchange them for sustenance. And perhaps other things as well.”
"So, in this world, all sapient life takes only one ultra-specific form?"
"Yeah. And to pretend they're diverse, they argue over tiny differences in that form that we wouldn't even pick up on."
"Wow, this is a real psychological horror script! Well done!"
man... what i would give to have the chance to be racist against a minotaur.....
@@AuntBibby Briefly, before the Greataxe comes down.
@@AuntBibby yeah, then that minotaur would kill you
@@thehatter9400 #notallminotaurs
Too meta
"You are evil....you're so evil....er...I love you"
truer words have never been spoken
He actually expressed that unspoken sadness really well when he gets rejected
Daxflame and Joel Haver are the two best things about all eras of CZcams. Love it
"You're crushed by the monotony of existence."
Yeah I can play that part.
In all seriousness this guy would be a visionary. to be able to image such a different, thought through world. He's basically their Tolkien
The author behind the legendary series "The Chief Executive Officer of the Rolex."
@@viking8796 "The Chief Executive Officer of the Rolex: The Secret Society"
@@viking8796 That was an amazing trilogy. Some folks think the epilogue of Return of the Chairman of the Board was overly long, but it was important to clean up all the loose ends.
@@AmandaFessler Agreed. After "The Dual Headquarters," there was just too much left up for grabs. "Return of the Chairman of the Board" was absolutely necessary to bring the story to a tidy end.
Dax absolutely killed it! Bring him back for more please!
Great to see Dax on this channel. Every video just brings a huge smile to my face.
People always talk about Thor: The Dark World, but it really has nothing on Office Working Man: Stuck In Traffic.
Such a classic! I heard that a remake is in the works.
@Look How They Massacred My CZcams DEFENSE
But who could forget about dusting the cupboard? It was very intense!
*cough* marvel sucks *cough*
@@EvanVonHiser I haven't seen that movie in ages. It's what the guy's license plate said, isn't it?
Everything occurs in this universe. I love it.
Yooo
literally
Hi person
What universe. The universe?
Were is Click??
Reminds me of that cute comic that has a bunch of monsters sitting around a board game, they're playing "Humans & Homes" and one of them is asking about taxes or something.