SEC Shorts - Arkansas and Missouri get the bad news about their schedules
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- čas přidán 9. 08. 2020
- There were always going to be winners and losers when the SEC announced it would assign two additional conference games to each team's 10 game schedule for the 2020 season; it just turns out that Arkansas and Missouri weren't just losers, but had the truck dump them out and back up over them several times. How do they react to the bad news? Not well.
- Komedie
85 bears not available... love it! Great job!
Wolters World? Did not expect to see you here
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"WERE THE '85 BEARS NOT AVAILABLE???"
Laughing. My. Ass. Off!
The writing on these bits is comedy gold!
I lost it at that part also.
Best three pro teams I know of.
They be shuffling right out of retirement to fuck up arkansas
As a Mizzou alum, that was my exact reaction when I saw the schedule. Oh well, it’s not like those games are actually going to get played.
It's honestly even funnier coming back to watch this after Mizzou beat LSU
This hurts.....
One down, one to go
Ikr
It's honestly even funnier coming back to watch this after Mizzou beat Arkansas
How bout when Missouri is 5:3
Yeah...they did them dirty with that schedule.
Ehhh....its not like Ark has won a game in years anyhow....didnt hurt them....and mizzou is not much better.
starcommtrey I guess...everyone in the SEC schedule looks like a Death Certificate...I hope we get College Football:-(
Fax
@@BamaShinesDistillery Arkansas is a pretty solid program. Don't let the failure of that joke Chad Morris fool you.
Especially the Hogs. I was hoping for Kentucky and Vandy.
"Do you supply the blind fold for this firing squad or are we supposed to provide our own from home." I chuckled
well at least social distancing wont be an issue for the firing squad
As a cost cutting measure it will be a bayoneting squad, saves about $10 on the bullets.
Fortunately LSU brought their own blind fold. :P
As a Hog fan I wouldn’t expect anything less from the SEC
I mean unfortunately it really doesnt matter who you got this year.
As a Gators fan, so sorry.
@@napalmblaziken As a Gators fan....i'm not.😂
Same
As a UK fan I would gladly take another winnable florida game over taking Alabama. Lol.
Were the '85 Bears not available?! These episodes are always gold!
Literally the best line of the skit! Christ I laughed too hard 💀
Well every player on that team is like 70 yrs old, so Arkansas & Mizzouri would literally murder them lol. But I did get the joke.
Drinkwitz MIZZOU new Head Coach posted a “concept schedule” which included the 85’ Bears 98’ Bulls the Mighty Ducks the Jamaican bobsled team and more much rather play any of them over Bama and LSU though
LSUchiha 16 your comment makes no sense if you actually did get the joke.
Richard Eiland /sigh.....
The idea of Missouri and Arkansas putting their heated rivalry aside to take the SEC officials hostage brings such joy to my heart. #uncommon
#alonetogether!!!
Kevin D'Sa the SEC should’ve kept TAMU and Mizzou as cross-division rivals. There’s actual history there (both being from the Big 12) and they’re relatively well matched (and Mizzou wouldn’t have been screwed out of our best pipeline state)
#ItJustMeansMore lul
that's why Mizzou and Hogs can't be bitter rivals. We both see the SEC giving us the Studio 54 treatment and we still somehow ended up bowl eligible.
Missouri: Were the 85 Bears not available!!! LOL...DYING!
Literally the best line of the skit! Christ I laughed too hard 💀
"We made every effort to create a schedule that is as competitive as possible” -Greg Sankey 😂
I truly laughed out loud at Sankey's stupid, irresponsible, and thoughtless comment. How I wish Roy Kramer was back at commissioner.
@@razback8661 KRAMER was great.
I have a friend from college where I replaced him as co-edotor of the daily, save weekends, colllege newspaper. In football season that meant we managed the football beat.
He's?a lifelong fan of the DAWGS. I asked KRAMER to write a letter of congratulations on his marriage I would present as my wedding gift. KRAMER sent such a letter I presented to the couple at their wedding. Most of the guests thought the SEC Commissioner was whoever ran the Securities and Exchange Commission. Back then my friend was a banker. I've been a college football fan since age nine and a half. My friend has the framed letter displayed in his home. Says it was best gift he received that day. I thank the SEC office the day after I took receipt of the letter. That's the kind of man Kramer was. GOD BLESS his soul. RIP and Sir thank you again..
"You know we ain't having football this season, right? Gonna have to stain a deck or something." - He speaks for us all
Stain a deck? Ohhhh I thought he said stand to death 😂😂
Ryan Bedgood funny thing is- my fam is staining our fence rn
@@jeffbell3762 nice. Tbh I might pressure wash and stain mine as well. Why not got nothing else to do
Ryan Bedgood pressure washed the brick and concrete around the house two weeks ago. My house gonna be gleaming before it’s all over.
@@hangtime79 there is just something about pressure washing that relieves a mans stress. It's a beautiful thing
Dude said “imma have to stain the deck or something” I think that’s our biggest fear of not having football.
actually having to complete projects around the house that you purposely didn’t get to over the summer/quarantine. We all know we had 12+weeks of football Saturdays being the scapegoat for responsibility...lol then you have Thanksgiving, bowl games and playoffs. By then, it’s spring and that list starts over 😬🤪
Just go fishing bro. I’ve been stocking up on fall bass fishing lures 😂
At this point I am surprised he hasn’t already stained the deck 🤔
no truer words have ever been spoken. Preach fine sir. WE need college football.
I’m telling you. My family knows basically don’t talk to me on the weekends during the fall.
@@jlcu91 Hahaha my family are all Dawgs fans so we usually text each other during the game about what is happening.
Arkansas: "Its kind hard to get your program back on its feet again when you got one of THESE in your back!"...DYING!!!
Arkansas becoming one of my fav characters
Considering how long its been since theyve won a game, this doesnt make a big difference.
@@BamaShinesDistillery as an arkansas fan i can say we were within 1 touchdown of SEC teams last year multiple times in the end a game. We could have beaten Vandy or USC if we played well. They made SURE we didn't win and it makes me mad
@@thunderhog45 Only 3 of our conference games were winnable last season. Morris was an embarrassment.
Plus, the Vandy game from 2018 wasn't all that close.
I'm calling it now. When the college football season is canceled, SEC Shorts is awarded the 2020 College Football Playoff trophy and Kirk Herbstreit should present it to them live on ESPN and get these guys the exposure they deserve. Absolutely EPIC.
Soooo......the Priest didn't have last words, huh? Epic!
RAZIWELL ABDULRAHMAN what
Even God couldn't help Arkansas or Missouri.
@@macdege6754 that aged well
@@KingKyle_1996 eh you win some, you lose some.
COVID sucks for everyone but SEC shorts. Last two were best yet.
Anthony Roic well I agree that it’s mostly political BS. Maybe I should have clarified: the political BS response sucks for everyone.
Man I'll donate $50.00 a week to SEC Shorts if they do a skit every 3 days
You guys should do a part 2 where Arkansas and Missouri find out LSU's second opponent is Vanderbilt
I can't even make a joke here you guys pulled it off perfectly
The SEC screwed Arkansas with a powered post hole digger. Absolutely uncalled for.
Auger...a powered post hole digger is an auger...Arky got screwed by an auger
Gorilla Mask who do you think they should play? Its not like theres a ton of sec teams
@@geraldcollier5849 just trying to help the OP find the correct word...dont care who they play...at least theyre playing, as of now...
Oh and maybe Uk, vandy, south car...
To give them both Fla&Uga is kinda messed up, but maybe those teams werent available, i dunno... SEC never came out and said how they arrived at their choices...which is why the video is funny
@@wamdaddy I live in Arkansas.
It doesn't matter who the SEC chooses for the Razorbacks to play.
Most Arkansas fans know............... there has to be bottom team.
We are that team.😢😥☹️😟
We will just say what we have been saying for years, Maybe next year.
That was hilarious especially with it turning into a hostage situation.
funny,, see you soon
@@danielsmith2253 don't regret that comment
@@Bro30014 i more than likely will,, lol thanks for coach Pittman.
good luck and at least our sec is playin amen.
"Our process has been incredibly scientific...."
"Nick, Kirby what do you guys think? How's that for a return on your investment."
🤣🤣🤣
"The '85 Bears weren't available??? I LITERALLY SPIT MY COFFEE OUT!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂
Are we just going to ignore the fact that Arkansas brought a knife to their schedule meeting?
We haven't been done this dirty since the fifth down game
I feel for you guys. Mizzou never does anything wrong and they still get the shaft. I like y’all’s new head coach. I think he can right the ship in a few years.
One play doesn't make or break a game 🤣..you had your chances..you just didn't make the most of them .. losers...meeow!
Remember you went to the same amount of SEC championship as Florida since 2012.
@@stoopstified7376 We stopped them four times on that set of downs.
@@jeffslote9671 I know,..it was a missed call..a mistake.. unfortunately that is just life..it happens every game . .....looks like y'all are doing about as well in the SEC..as you did in the 12 ..you can't run from yourselves..you are what you are!
As an Aggie I thought we got hosed....but then I saw the Ark and Mizzi screwing and well could be 2019 all over again. Just praying someone comes to their senses and we actually get to play SEC football this year!!!!
I don’t know since Big Ten canceled their season. As a Florida fan the toughest games will be against Georgia and LSU.Arkansas and Vanderbilt are basically registered wins.
Aggie here too. Looking at the whole schedule. Tennessee may have the worst. Georgia, Florida, Alabama, Auburn, and Texas A&M. Compares to our schedule last year.
Kristopher Delosua Stinks to be a Tennessee fan this year well if there is a this year.
When I saw what Arkansas and Missouri got my first thought truly was.. "I need an SEC shorts episode about this to make me feel better..." o to be a Hog fan at the moment... the pain is real.
Who’s here when LSU lost
To Missouri
As a Mizzou fan.... this is going to be more torture than being a mizzou fan previously.
You will be in my thoughts
Thank you. Alway good to have support during this crazy crazy time lol
As an Alabama fan and a KU Graduate, I always wondered what the hell Missouri was thinking when they left the Big-12 to go to the SEC. They had to know they were just going to be abused.
@@RoyMcLellan We were getting it in the big 12 anyways, might as well move to a better conference to get more money, better recruits, etc. We've actually been a better team since the move for the most part.
Roy McLellan money.
"Why is their a priest here".That dude is hilarious.
Arkansas and Missouri's first new games went pretty well.
Arkansas: It's kinda hard when you have one of THESE (🔪) stuck in your back! Sam Pittman must have ran over your family dog or something?! 😂😂😂
It's Sam Pittman lol
@@thefuzzman Thanks. I fixed it!
@@copocopocopocopo 👍
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"What are the 85' bears not available or somethin?" I died lol
They should their slogan to "The bank that understands y'all"
MIZ!
I can imagine the reaction from Arky and Mizzou when SEC Shorts has all the teams reacting to the season getting cancelled.
Props to Arkansas's AD for being the first in the SEC to #Wewantoplay He is at least showing that his school isnt affraid of 6 top 15 opponents. Missouri. Its your turn to #Wewanttoplay.
Congratulations on the 18th National Championship!
@@sparkypikachu7776
🤘😉👌
As a UK fan I actually yelled “Nooooo” when we popped up as bama’s second game
Yeah your a easy team to beat when it comes to Alabama
Go back to playing basketball
In football
Try playing them every year lol. The 3rd saturday in october has been painful for UT fans for a while.
@@r1babb42 I hope they sleep on us like some of y'all are doing.
SEC Shorts - you guys need to go national. You KILL IT EVERY TIME!! “.... I’m gonna have to stain the deck or something....”. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
No, no, no. I want these guys in the SECs backyard only.
Both Teams actually did better than expected..
As a Mizzou fan this is accurate
For Arkansas and Mizzou's sake, they better hope the season gets canceled.
As a Hogs fan, the extra tough schedule will be the only positive should we lose college football for the season.
Mizzou will be alright... cancelled season or not.
As an LSU fan.
My condolences to the Missouri Tigers.
You aren’t gonna be as good so who cares
WeShowYou39071319 your ass cares apparently because you replied.
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LSU has the highest winning percentage in the SEC since the 2000 season, while also losing the most players to the NFL among the SEC schools during that same time period !!! I believe LSU will be just fine !!
Jody McDaniel there’s absolutely no reason to believe they will fall off as hard as people are predicting. They lose a lot of players to the NFL yearly, yet they still manage to go 8-4 with the absolute worst possible teams at LSU. They aren’t Nick Saban’s Alabama, but they are Ed Orgeron’s LSU. Geaux Tigers.
I’m gonna be crying myself to sleep if we play. Just hope we don’t get any injuries
SEC Shorts. They are the best. The 85 Bears and bringing your own blindfold for the firing squad comments had me dying of laughter.
With everything that is going on in our country right now, I hope you know how much a little good natured humor is appreciated. Ty. Roll Tide.
Watching this after Mizzu beat LSU makes it even better
Whoever wrote this should have a job w/SNL. I’m a fan of neither but that was hilarious. 😂🤣
Everyone wants to whine about getting Missouri and Kentucky. But no one says a word when LSU gets Missouri and freaking VANDERBILT
Because LSU already plays Florida every year but Bama plays Georgia so Bama not riding easy like they usually do
Yeah, bammer should be ashamed.
Ashamed for what
Literally the worst two teams in the SEC
Vanderbilt is no slouch
It would have been gold if Arkansas beat Georgia
Mizzou best LSU thou
Arkansas couldn’t beat Georgia with Mathis as their starter, and Stetson Bennett IV coming in to play clean up. Better luck next time.
@@tripp9304 But you know something? That was one of the times when Arkansas showed basic signs of life, and then the effort from that defeat ultimately payed off for a different win over another opponent, which was part of a span where Arkansas met eight straight ESPN Vegas Spreads, while defeating Mississippi State, Ole Miss, and Tennessee in the process! It was part of the process of bringing us back from the college football graveyard!
I'm gonna have to stain the deck 😅 that's really what were all afraid of
There won't be a season anyway, so Arkansas and Missouri are getting lucky...
Yeah all for a 99.5% survival rate.....
No I think going to be a season and Every team in football wants to play so if they every team will sad you idiot
@@rpeebles More like a 95% survival rate - with some Covid survivors having life long post virus kidney, heart, lung, or brain problems.
R McElhaney ??? COVID-19 has a 99.7% survival rate. That’s even after people exaggerated the fuck out of it
@@r1babb42 Either lay off the meth or go back to elementary school and learn how to form full sentences. I have no idea what you are even saying 😂
I wish the BIG TEN had a channel like this... It's awesome!
I expected nothing less as a Hog fan. Wasn’t even surprised when we got screwed by the refs at auburn. They aren’t even trying to hide the favoritism anymore. To hell with the undeniable video evidence of a backward pass and clear recovery by Arkansas. I guess we’ll eat this sh!t sandwich one bite at a time. Tell you what though, Pitman and Odom are turning heads and working their magic! WPS
Really would not be mad at those two if they said “Screw you” and went to the Big 12.
I wish the programs would bolt to the B12. ARKANSAS -TEXAS would return to both schedules. MISSOURI, though it has had success in the SEC, could enjoy more success in the once again B12.
But $EC is a good wife.
Idk who i feel worse for they both got the shaft but another great short i love these
“Based on strength of schedule” lol!
I'm looking forward to your rendition of "It's Quiet Uptown" in the event of the unimaginable.
Let's just hope we get a season this year.....GO Gators!
UVA fan here, if we could just get in 2 games, we get to play VT week 2.
Yeah hopefully we have a season where Arkansas kicks your Gator but like we did in 2016 woo pig
Go gators!
I guess Missouri shouldn’t have been too mad about the LSU game
As a Missouri fan... this is really, really funny! Kudos to the SEC Shorts crew!
Great video.....again!!!!!
ArkaBama fan here. You guys always nail the elephant in the room! Thanks for truthiness in your satire. That's what makes you guys brilliant!!
I died when he called Nick and Kirby
Mizzou: We’re going back to the Big 12.
Arkansas: Wait up!
Tell me Ethan, who can Arkansas beat in Big 12.
WMS 1 Maybe Texas Tech and WV? Idk. I don’t follow CFB very closely.
They’re getting ready to announce we aren’t going to have a season this year anyways.
COVID hoax ruins everything.
You know what I think is going to be a season if the Mac conference cancels there season who cares because like 6 days ago it was fine but boom but in my opinion there should be a season
Well, I just seen a report that the Big 10 is about to have a “meeting where they’re going to have to do some unpleasant work” and they’ll be involving the other power 5 conferences also.
@@harambenights1051 Liberals ruin everything
B1G and PAC12 might cancel but no way the SEC does. Pat McAfee has said he thinks the SEC will continue on and invite schools who do want to have a season down for like a super conference for the year. Michigan, Ohio State and such.
As a Bears and Bama fan.... I was rolling!!
As a Missouri fan, At least we might get 4-6. 🤦🏼♂️
Always best to look at the bright side. Haha
I doubt that
R 9999999 ouch
This didn't age well
@@KingKyle_1996 I’m happy about that lol
Who’s here after Mizzou beat LSU lol
MISSOURI!!!!!!
“What were the 85 bears not available”
Funny looking back now that Mizzu beat LSU and Pittman held his own against GA 🤣
Love the videos! Makes my day everytime I see one, even if it's about georgia. Go Dawgs!!!
I like how going into week 7 or 8, Arkansas is number 4 in the west
And they should be number 3!
Who is here when Missouri beat LSU
And Arkansas beat Auburn
ARKANSAS: "SAM PITTMAN MUST HAVE RAN OVER YOUR FAMILY DOG OR SOMETHING" LMAO
Lol the knife got me 😂😂😂😂
“What?! We’re the 85 bears nit available? Bhahhahaha
There isn't a team in the SEC that could be added to Arkansas schedule that would make Arkansas favored
True but Vandy, Scar would be winnable I think UK and Tennessee would stomp them.
(Shiver)... Man! That was cold!!! ❄️🌨️⛄
Bill Dauterive yeah and Ark was picked to beat Colorado St and Western Ky and North Texas and San Jose St. All vastly inferior teams.
Well even though it is looking 👀 like it will be know foot🏈ball i never can get enough of these SEC shorts videos especially around college football time 🤣
As a Arkansas fan I vote we go to the big 12 at least they would give us a little respect
Don’t let the door hit you in the ass..
Times are rough on us Hog fans. Still - these are funny.
As a Gator fan, his reaction to having Florida on the schedule addition just makes me die of laughter
I love these shorts, very clever and always funny, thanks
I’m tell ya man, y’all should just be college football shorts, would love to see y’all do other conferences
There are other conferences?
Jonathan Pray hate to admit it but yes.
Greatness. Love SEC Shorts videos.
As a Hog fan, I have learned to look for the bright side of things. Such as...
If other teams keep dropping out, eventually Arkansas will be ranked in the Top 20 again.
This has to be the best short I have seen.... lolol. Even from the future of this being made... lololol
"What! Were the 85' Bears not available..!" hahaha
So glad y'all figured out a way to keep making videos. Now if you could figure out a way of dunking on Oklahoma more, I'll figure out how to get a Rennesant bank account.
For real though, how'd they do arkansas so damn dirty?
Checking back in after Mizzou beat LSU
you know that they want to make sure that alabama has their yearly cupcakes
As a Nebraska fan I feel you Razorbacks and I never thought I would say this Mizzou.
The Cop was like Nah im gon let them be mad for a bit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Need to keep this going throughout the season to see how all unfolds.
Watching this after the season is even better.
I almost feel bad for them. ALMOST.
War Damn Eagle!
which two teams did Auburn pick up?
Duane Brown Tennessee and at South Carolina.
"were the 85 bears not available?"
lmao
The two dislikes were Missouri and Arkansas.
Under-rated reply.
Nah, Arkansas fans know we have it coming. Our team has sucked balls the last 3 years and we deserve every bit of it until we prove otherwise.
Arkansas fan here and I thumbed it up.
Arkansas fan here, and I upvoted it.
Lol , it is true. Arkansas has not won an SEC game in forever and they did that to them. I like Arkansas people and that is some dirty SEC action. We know all about it. #FreeDevinWhite.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. I absolutely love you videos man. The best thing to happen during these times.
And the fact that Mizzou beat LSU 😂😂