THE ONLY 3 TIMES I’VE EVER HAD A CRUSH IN 18 YEARS (not) STRAIGHT
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- čas přidán 8. 09. 2022
- so it appears all the 'me and your mom' jokes were not very jokes after all
HELLO AXOLOTS well well surprise indeed, instead of your usual 14 day wait, you get a 12 day one instead. What a STEAL indeed.
So today I bring forth you my deepest darkest secrets, my toe dip into the lake of crushes, unrequited and unacknowledged. Here I bring to you my most vulnerable moments in life, where I dare let my body feel these disgusting things called... e m o t i o n s.
ew indeed. But it makes for good #entertainment therefore so it shall be. Pls manifest a bf or gf for me i am on my knees
GOODBYEE
all the ‘your mom’ jokes were a hint all along
the only crush that faline has ever had was this random bug in his room that he crushed and killed
"if you marry a girl I wont come to your wedding. Anyways lets get you a girlfriend." is just. such a hilarious attitude
To all the people that unsubscribed, I don't know how anyone could look at Faline and think they were straight 💀
note: nothing is ever
They finally did it for everyone...TALKED ABOUT EMOTIONS
faline your powerpoints are so inspiring and educational please make more
the phase Faline is going through right now screams prime energy!!
The "im not gonna go to ur gay wedding but imma help u get there" is kinda wholesome in a young ignorant way, its like "i was taught that this is wrong so im officially not supporting u but since i wanna see u happy im unofficially supporting you"
fal has grown an obsession over his suit it's like the suit is already part of his body
“She played Minecraft, teaches me how to draw and liked anime.” I mean how could you NOT like her?
Ok but the “neither of us get married and we just live in the same house together as besties” is LITERALLY my dream relationship
“I was my own historian”
I hated that "what's your crush" question so much, I had to make up someone new every single time. Until I went to uni, discovered that asexuality was a thing, and now everything makes so much more sense.
My awakening was when the girl next to me in pre calc said "I could probably murder my horrible uncle and get away with it."
the video was 15 minutes long but it felt like I watched a whole ass movie 💀anyways ur presentation was very slay 💅
My friends were homophobic and I came out to them as straight so they were happy.
I remember in school some girls from my class were grilling me to get the name of my crush, and they took turns verbally enunciating the name of every boy in class to see if I would react to one in particular. I felt like I was being questionned by the police about some dangerous criminal activity
I had a crush on my best friend for like a year, ever since I first started talking to me. She was and still is my emotional support bestie. We used to flirt with each other, although I was probably the only one who hoped it wasn't platonic. So after that year of being hopelessly in love with her, she suddenly decided to tell me about this guy who had asked her out. They both shared feelings for each other. But she couldn't say yes, due to several reasons.
i was one of the pricks that thought everyone had to have crushes on people