5 Star Service
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- čas přidán 8. 09. 2024
- An Uber driver will pride himself on his ability to provide 5 star service. Here is a great example of a customer enjoying a perfect ride.
This is from an episode of Funny Uber Rides - watch the full video here: • Guys Only Want One Thi...
FULL VIDEO: czcams.com/video/01AW6FHQQ5U/video.html
Is this your full time job or side work (No hate just an honest question)
Full video? Sounds like a fake taxi vid to me😂😂
Where in Melbourne are you based?
U look like brouno Fanandes
I can get you there in 12.
this guy has the most unspoken rizz it’s crazy
He speaks quite a lot tho..
What the fuck does that even mean
@@drejfxbro slow ash
I feel like only kids use the word “rizz”
@@xzFalla you're were the type of person who thought he was smart and nobody liked in school
Things you can say in an uber and in bed.
You got Mentos?!
@@Ianbrad65 I was about to say I always give my girl mentos in bed
@@nickyos8640 top class comment right here
“So you can get me there in 28 minutes?”
“Can you do 27? 😏”
You got protection
When a convo with a girl goes like this it’s genuinely some of the most heartwarming shit on planet earth. Up there with a mouse yawn.
That’s funny I was thinking the exact opposite, this kind of thing annoys me so much. Too much energy or something idk
Yoo now I gotta go find out what a mouse yawn looks like! 😂
Self report lmao
@@sabres_fan7467 too… much… energy?
Do you not like vibes, sir?
@@Heuristicatt i think he enjoy more simple and peace. People are uniquely different so
She’s the type of girl to say, “I’m gonna give you a good knobbing”😂
Not sure you know what that term means hahahah
Yeah. That’s not what anyone says and if anyone ever did. I’d wouldn’t be a girl 😂
@@JackMclean5 I do.
IM DEAD
@@IffyEdem yeah sure.
"Yup, 28 minutes but I'll have to fill her up afterwards"
Fill who up? 🤨📸
@@vilhelmvilhelm2335 you know🤫🤫
Devious rizz
🤨🤨🤨🤨
Cringe
Most Uber content videos is just
1. You cant do that in my car
2. Get out of my car
3. I'll call the police
4. I dont care about stars
But this guy:
1. I can get you there in 28 minutes
2. You've got Mentos!!!!
Ha
It is because he is a slag
You must be quite the customer
Dude I swear 99.9% of Australians seem down to earth asf
I’ve met many, I’ve yet to meet one who isn’t.
That is England not Australia
English not Australian.
@@dajshinshin6123 no it isn’t 🤣
@@tommypresley6598 yeah it is lmfao. That’s 100% English
"You're a lil slag ain't ya? That's nice. " killed me. 😂
Edit: damn a year later and people are arguing under my quick comment i made while scrolling crazy.
Did it? She didn't really say all that though
@@monkeytennis8861 but they did?
Your a little slag I like that
Very clearly said
@@monkeytennis8861 think it was "I like that" rather than "ain’t ya" which would have suprised me coming from a Bri’ish girl (no offense) but it doesn’t matter really
"You're a little slag I like that"
Night made
That's hot
Can someone tell me what this slang term means? I really want to know
@@anonracer95 Slag is easy girl, promiscuous to be nice, sleeps around, sl(_)t to be mean
@@anonracer95 a woman who has many casual sexual encounters or relationships. Google definition
@@jakeb6776woman/person
6 years later...."was she flirting"
Bro lies awake at night thinking about this and all this time she was just being funny. Ruined his life.
LMFAO true story!
People are saying he's got game, but the girl is carrying this whole interaction 😂 she's the ultimate rizz master
Always takes two, they're both rather rizzy, aren't they?
You literally copied the comments that's above you😂
his rizz is just unspoken...
@@priyanthalamuthu7401 people can have the same idea, doesn’t mean it’s copying.
😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
28 minutes? W rizz and he's getting the fattest Uber shares 😂
People saying the guy has rizz, she’s literally doing all the heavy lifting!
_unspoken_ rizz!
that's why it's called unspoken rizz lol...
He's a massive beta, as someone who's done taxi I can confirm girls tend to act super friendly to protect themselves, they just want you to be chill so they feel safe, he entertains their basic bitch conversations, the absolute opposite of "rizz"
UNSPOKEN
@@akrambakri624 cope
Girl in the back: why do I feel like I’m the third wheel here…
“Men toss” 😂
That's how you pronounce it
You prefer "Men toes" ?
men toes
@@semideus5008that’s how you pronounce it
@@dundermifflinity thank you for just saying the exact same thing back to me that I said a year ago
She said mentos like it's an ancient Greek city
''Never take candy from strangers'' just went out the window.
Her accent went from Auzzie to London real quick
“You got mentos!” When she said that I was literally laughing my head off lol
The type of women that give men energy when they’re around I love to see it pop up here and there
She’s just drunk probably not even the same woman when sober
Love that laugh Darrrreeennn !!!!
This is the type of guy that can make a gold digger fall in love with him
Are you jealous
Nice to see Bruno Fernandes has a sense of humour
😂😂😂🔥
She Rizzing him up
Not really she’s being quite testy and annoying for someone in another persons whip🤷♂️ Shes sneak dissing bros mazda and git called him a slag😂
@@Trollinskyyyou sound like u got no game bro. Learn to be less insecure
I love the sound of consistent, good flirting❤
She just called him a “slag” and I somehow knew what it meant 💂♀️
The way she Pronounced Mentos...
@@KalebPrentice No that's how you say it
Bro livin his best life ❤
Happy for you gentleman 💪🏼🤜🏿🤛🏼
They sounds so refined as they go to the club to ho out.
bros the rizzer bandit 💀💀💀
your vocal fry is bed-ready. 😂 😂 😂
"You can get us in 28 minutes?"
"You know what? in this car it's very possible" ayoo
Bro really hit em with that UBER RIZZ...
I can’t get any girl anywhere in 28 minutes 😔
So take your time about it
@@doyoueatrocks The bus shows up when it shows up 🤷🏻♂️
You could brother. Believe in yourself a bit
Your dick might not work, but your brain might if you try a little. Ever consider analyzing the problem and trying to come up with solutions? I’ll get you started: what else could you to do entertain your partner that wouldn’t lead to you finishing early?
@@JesusFriedChrist 3 times a day
"you're a little slag"😂😂
“Men-toss!?!” You got men-toss!?!” - some lady in the car.
"You're a little slag aren't yaaaa."😂😂😂☠️☠️💀
She is a vibe
That girl was FEELIN him
I swear this man has all the rizz
"You've got MeNToS" 💀
This is somehow more intimate than sex
dude has the Uber rizz
“Men toss”
man’s got that uber rizz
He got the rizzpectful manners 😎
Her finding mentos in the Uber was the highlight of her night😂
I’m not sure if this guy is just smooth as hell, or denser than any other man on the planet…
From this moment, my man went from an Uber driver to an Uberizz driver
"How about 30 minutes so that we could have more time to enjoy this ride"
She went from Aussie to English in .5 seconds
Seriously couldn’t tell if she was being sarcastic at first
Us Brits are quite sarcastic so most likely yeah 🤣
@@404NotFound-_Shes an Aussie
@@404NotFound-_Aussie, but yeah
That's why many people from overseas have trouble understanding Australian conversation. 😊
@@vk2ig honestly aussies just taken english and mashed in some random useless stuff and thats our language
* YOUVE GOT MENTOOOOOSSSSS*
He's not Uber driver. He's Uber Rizzer
here in Italy the taxi driver lobby blocked and shut down uber years ago... what a shame
Thats good
Hearing this video without seeing it is just one of the most out of context convo ever
❌ 5 star
✅500 with mentos
The flirty nervous laugh at the end 😂 rizz
Love when hot girls also have a great personality
Bruno Fernandes doing Uber on the weekends 🤣🤣🤣
“YOUVE GOT MENTAUHS?!” 💀💀💀
It’s actually pronounced that way kid
This is the real reason most men only last 5min in bed..
Her: can you do it under 5min?
Bernardo Silva when he's not playing..
This is what its like to be a man at hooters.. the waitresses earn those 5 stars
She nods each time she speaks 😂😂 cute
Bro is the most mature person I've ever seen
Bro even started bargaining on time💀
His laugh at the end😂
" Can you do 27?"
Yes, if you can explain to me what that extra minute does for your life.
I’ve been called a wanker is that good or bad ?
Unfortunately that is bad mate 🤣
It means you are a lovely person, you should try to call someone a wanker everyday 😊
It's a custom from the old times of Great Britain that when people used to go out in the morning, they would just greet everyone with this word😊
It’s a good word
It depends on the context. But often it's bad.
Her Mentos sounds like Mentals 😂
She went from being Australian to a London bird
She’s hilarious and sarcastic at the same time. 😂😂😂
he’s literally the rizzler bro what
Bruno Fernandes in his free time
Bro got that Uber rizz
My boy smooth with it
😂bro's got ultimate mentos Rizz
Bruno Fernandes has that Uber black riz.
When you have bad Breathe and the Guy notice that ..😏👌🏼
the shut up🤣🤣
The ultimate rizzrdriver
MASS-DA AND MENTAS IS KILLING ME LOL
Man's seats must smell fantastic.
You’ve gone mental for mentos haha
Bro got uber rizz😂
Not calling him a slag for having mentos😂😂
he got dat uber rizz 🥵
He got that verbal judo gentleman game
Uber rich < Uber rizz
"Youve got mentOs youve got mentOs 😮😮
"the dirtier the better" moment
Bro rizzed them gurls
Love how he has lights in the back but if I turned on the lights in my car when my dad was driving we were going to die 😭😭😂
✨✨"i'am excited"✨✨
Ok fellas, define "Slag" for the rest of us😂
I love Australian personality lol
They were creaming 😂
Man is the rizzler