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Komentáƙe • 144

  • @liahuribe2126
    @liahuribe2126 Pƙed 2 lety +364

    “The comments shouldn’t be mean to you, i am mean to you because i know you” PLEASE everyone remember this quote as a reminder, for all creators, many creators know each other and are friends with each other, so audiences can’t make the same jokes friends would

  • @rositaiseatingspaghetti
    @rositaiseatingspaghetti Pƙed 2 lety +263

    These guys are unstoppable. They both fought God and are God at the same time.

    • @razedragos
      @razedragos Pƙed 2 lety +6

      Well they become god after fighting and killing him.

    • @bitviper3430
      @bitviper3430 Pƙed 2 lety +3

      My mind immediately went to DBZ when I read that

    • @lavender3609
      @lavender3609 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      It's like the Holy Trinity, but somehow even more complicated and inception-y.

  • @k8telynelise
    @k8telynelise Pƙed 2 lety +200

    pooki looks like ross’s proud dad that doesn’t know how to work a camera

    • @babygirl-on6ne
      @babygirl-on6ne Pƙed 2 lety +4

      Yes! While Ross is the child that has his eyes closed for ever picture

  • @YareYareDazeJiJi
    @YareYareDazeJiJi Pƙed 2 lety +121

    Ross- "never have i ever been threatened with a straight jacket by a dentist"
    Me- FINALLY someone else who's had a similar experience.
    (Context- i was really young and it was my first time going to the dentist. I was scared out of my mind)

    • @strawberryduchess656
      @strawberryduchess656 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      I wasn’t threatened with a straight jacket but my dentist did threaten to get her assistants to hold my arms and legs down. Yeah she sucked.

    • @ghostboybenji
      @ghostboybenji Pƙed 2 lety

      my great uncle is my dentist so i never got worried like that but i feel for yall

  • @perghaps6989
    @perghaps6989 Pƙed 2 lety +26

    “I was at a zoo, don’t take that out of context” I’m crying 😂

  • @autumnbreeze_official
    @autumnbreeze_official Pƙed 2 lety +16

    "You took that out of content. I was at a ZOO" has me wheezingđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł

  • @TheBalmer
    @TheBalmer Pƙed 2 lety +13

    4:20
    I have no idea what "Shit faced" looks like so all I could imagine is Ross and Pooki at a Whataburger, looking up at the menu, faces like Luffy's Gomu Gomu no Bohhh

  • @moonlightmusic9275
    @moonlightmusic9275 Pƙed 2 lety +19

    Hey max! I turned 16 a few days ago and I spent almost 2 hours watching some of your videos because I wasn't able to hang out with any of my friends on my birthday. I also want to thank you for creating content for so long and pursuing it because you don't know how much it means to me to be able to come home from a really long day of doing just absolutely nothing and pop over to your channel and watch whatever I want. I love your randomizer Royale videos I think the game has come really far from the beginning stages and it is so cool. Also whenever you and Ross do a parkour video I always laugh a little bit inside as I know you guys are going to no doubt either cheat or you're going to end up hating it somewhere. I have been watching your videos since I was about 12 years old and it is been a huge part of making me who I am today. So I just wanted to thank you from the bottom of my heart thank you to Max and the boys.

  • @Seanderson3
    @Seanderson3 Pƙed 2 lety +8

    The picture of Ross and Pooki drunk while Whataburger is somehow so wholesome but so funny

  • @bread9204
    @bread9204 Pƙed 2 lety +26

    A dumb accomplishment that I'm proud of is that I talked to a person without sounding like a baby today 🙂

  • @bisexualgengar1643
    @bisexualgengar1643 Pƙed 2 lety +38

    7:44
    I thought you said that one to give Ross a point, Max, considering in an old vlog from when you both lived with Tim you got him, like, three copies of the Bee Movie
    (I promise I'm not a fanatic that binges your videos like anime or anything, that just sticks out to me for how funny it is)

  • @discordsmorgan2023
    @discordsmorgan2023 Pƙed 2 lety +5

    Pooki and Ross drunk together is something I never thought I needed in life

  • @arelifujimori5326
    @arelifujimori5326 Pƙed 2 lety +4

    11:40
    I can't 😂💀💀
    Also i can't wait for Jerry to be God he's not going to be merciful lol ☠

  • @rositaiseatingspaghetti
    @rositaiseatingspaghetti Pƙed 2 lety +51

    You know what I’m gonna play along.
    Falling out of canoe - moves forwards
    Making soccer goal in own goal - stay
    Prank calling GameStop - stay
    Never having Whataburger - moves forward
    Working at burger restaurant - stay
    Gone home early from sleepover - moves forward
    Received three of the same gifts - you know what I’m moving forward for money
    Stop motion film about rats - stays?
    Use two different deodorants - pretty sure I’m moving forward
    Been threatened by a dentist - stays
    Working at store with best friends name - I’m staying but as someone who has been to Ross it’s a great store
    Eaten pineapple pizza and enjoyed it - stays with pride
    Fought with God - moving forward because in this I would
    Jumped around tree stumps for entertainment - moving forward
    Been to Disneyland three times - stay
    Not jumped on tree stumps - stays
    Sang in public - moves forward
    Taking day trip to San Francisco whatever - stays
    Not gone to a strip club - moves forward in both person and video game
    Not been to Disneyland - stays
    Eaten someone else’s lunch - stays
    Watched a movie with headphones to be in secret - do these videos count? If not I’m still moving forward
    Wearing someone else’s underwear - staying
    Had a parrot - stays
    Won a talent show - stays
    Wooden sword and shield - half move up for the sword
    Tip someone over a hundred dollars - stays
    Full built computer - stays
    Been dumpster diving - moves forward
    Rode an elephant - moves forward
    Listen to a full album by Jerry’s recommendation - staying I guess
    Recommend a Tenacious D album - I suggested songs? Can I get a pass?
    Stolen sticks - staying
    Major surgery - staying
    Woo.

    • @lavender3609
      @lavender3609 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      I'm very curious as to what the context is for riding an elephant.

    • @rositaiseatingspaghetti
      @rositaiseatingspaghetti Pƙed 2 lety

      @@lavender3609 I was really really young. It was at a circus. That’s it. All I remember is being scared I’d fall off despite it having bars. You can look up elephant circus ride to see what I’m talking about

    • @lavender3609
      @lavender3609 Pƙed 2 lety

      @@rositaiseatingspaghetti Huh. That sound really cool!

  • @BaccaSecrate
    @BaccaSecrate Pƙed 2 lety +6

    for the three at a time, i specifically remember that a few years ago Max and Tim bought Ross 3 copies of the Bee Movie

  • @its_yaboi_chips_ahoy___2531
    @its_yaboi_chips_ahoy___2531 Pƙed 2 lety +5

    a dumb achievement im proud of is eating breakfast lol :) its always been a problem for me and its just nice that i can wake up and feel like having a meal

  • @melting_teas283
    @melting_teas283 Pƙed 2 lety +6

    Question of the day:
    I have a small flashback when I was maybe 4-5, and I was standing in the kitchen with my brother and some adult (apparently my mom's friend) and he handed me a steak to give to the dog. My brother gave the dog a treat, and I looked down at it, didn't know what to do, so I lifted it up and bit down into it, ripped the entire side off it, and Mom's friend said "NO-" Then I can't remember anything after until I was in kindergarten.
    I'm proud of it because sure, it was dumb, but my first instinct was to bite into it when I didn't know what to do.

  • @TheBioFear
    @TheBioFear Pƙed 2 lety +28

    Kinda worried for when Sal becomes god

  • @fierygold489
    @fierygold489 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    17:37 Sal's never have I ever
    Me: ~grabs mic~ Every single time someone had a birthday in Elementary school...And in high school Marching band

  • @kingscrubby6560
    @kingscrubby6560 Pƙed 2 lety +12

    So I got to see Pooki's face and learn his real name is Andrew. Today is a good day.

    • @CookieOpp
      @CookieOpp Pƙed 2 lety

      @@ambersmith3916 do u remember what vid bc I literally cant lmao

    • @owoforbois
      @owoforbois Pƙed 2 lety +1

      @@CookieOpp It was a Two Truths and One Lie video! I can't link it on here, but it's the one that starts with Max saying he's actually playing the game correctly.

  • @xanthirus
    @xanthirus Pƙed 2 lety +17

    Love that your bringing this back regularly, its good content.

  • @pepino2513
    @pepino2513 Pƙed 2 lety +6

    Hmm the intro makes believe you've become divine beings. Kinda like D&D.

  • @GaymerLikesAss
    @GaymerLikesAss Pƙed 2 lety +15

    The dumbest thing I've done that I'm proud of is watching an entire anime in one day twice. I watched Rascal Does Not Dream of Bunny Girl Senpai and Angel Beats! in one day(not the same day they were separate). I didn't want my parents to know cuz Rascal Does Not Dream Of Bunny Girl Senpai has boobies in it, and Angel Beats! has weapons and death in it. So, I watched them both in a day. I was sad after I watched them and while watching them and I'm still proud of that fact even though it's been since October (ish).

  • @Blaine05
    @Blaine05 Pƙed 2 lety +6

    Wait, after all these years I’ve found out reds name is called Michael

  • @shadyspace44
    @shadyspace44 Pƙed 2 lety +6

    I love how max just keeps adding different things to how they play never have I ever, like forts it was they play backwards now they got a mediator

  • @foxsenpaii_
    @foxsenpaii_ Pƙed 2 lety

    "What are you guys doing over there?"
    "I’m chillin-"
    -Sal proceeds to destroy the blocks at rapid speeds-
    "AaAhHh!"

  • @NekoHoshiko
    @NekoHoshiko Pƙed 2 lety +2

    Pooki as God is adorable 😍

  • @NightMothersFury
    @NightMothersFury Pƙed 2 lety +2

    Hide and Seek theme I just thought of: Ryan Reynolds hide and seek. Each person could be a character that Ryan Reynolds plays such as Detective Pikachu or DeadPool

  • @unoriginal1562
    @unoriginal1562 Pƙed 2 lety +4

    “There’s only one Disneyland”
    Actually there’s the main Disneyland in California, Disneyland Paris, Tokyo Disneyland, Shanghai Disneyland, and Hong Kong Disneyland so there’s technically five...

  • @GaymerLikesAss
    @GaymerLikesAss Pƙed 2 lety +4

    I'm calling bull**QUACK**!! You guys could never be bad people to me. Well... Sal probably could, but STILL I'M CALLING BULL**QUACK**!!
    Edit: I'm sorry about the Sal comment. Yes, I realize it was unnecessary now. I apologize.

  • @lu_thejackass
    @lu_thejackass Pƙed 2 lety +2

    Why does Sal remind me of Morty
    And max is somewhat Rick since they always argue

  • @leviclarke2429
    @leviclarke2429 Pƙed 2 lety

    This is why I love Mithzan content keeping it real no fake bs nothing better than chilling with mates and playing games to have a laugh

  • @epicgameruwu9907
    @epicgameruwu9907 Pƙed 2 lety +3

    For the question of the day, probably S ranking every level in Just Shapes & Beats on both difficulties. It's not that dumb, but it's the best I have, okay?

  • @ghostboybenji
    @ghostboybenji Pƙed 2 lety +1

    im a little late, but my stupidest but best achievement is probably convincing my mom to let me cut my hair lol

  • @King-zz7ub
    @King-zz7ub Pƙed 2 lety +1

    Bro triple blue eyes white dragon. You better have used a polymerization to fuse those dragons.

  • @rundystudios8433
    @rundystudios8433 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    What’s funny Ross was threaten with a restraint Jacket by the dentist mine actual did it to me! I was so scared as a 3 or 4 year old to get my teeth drilled that I wouldn’t stop screaming and kicking so they put me in a restraint Jacket. My dad still talks about it to this day. Edit: I forgot to mention I was the summer and the dentist office had no A.C. so they had all the windows open, but since I wouldn’t stop screaming the closed the doors and windows so they wouldn’t scare the other kids. My dad said everyone was covered in in sweat by the end of my Drilling. Also once it was over I supposedly stopped screaming immediately and said that wasn’t that bad.

  • @docplays6508
    @docplays6508 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    I love how out of context the beginning clip can seem before the video starts

  • @dskatyusha6282
    @dskatyusha6282 Pƙed 2 lety

    When I was younger I used to put my blanket over my TV blanket under my door and watch movies while my parents were sleeping so I wouldn't get caught specifically a movie I'm talking about is Armitage III

  • @shadyspace44
    @shadyspace44 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    I totally thought it said why are bad people, and I was like WHAT

  • @cheshire54
    @cheshire54 Pƙed 2 lety

    Omg my google home picked up ross saying "Ok google call big Mike" and scared me so bad since its midnight where im at lol

  • @jefftranson4529
    @jefftranson4529 Pƙed 2 lety +3

    Just saying Ross can move forward for the same gift one, not bc of the cards but because max got him on his 20 birthday video 2 copies of the bee movie AFTER Tim got him 1 and he got a legendary 3 copies of the bee movie that day

  • @xbloosaber
    @xbloosaber Pƙed 2 lety

    ross i felt that straight jacket story lmao i hated the dentist as a kid i was terrified lmaoo

  • @calypsoulz
    @calypsoulz Pƙed 2 lety

    This has no business being so funny

  • @bookishnewt8468
    @bookishnewt8468 Pƙed 2 lety

    11:38
    Oh my god I think I just died.

  • @ahhbster
    @ahhbster Pƙed 2 lety

    Never have I ever castration a pig/hog with a knife because that's how we used to do with our baby pigs

  • @CaioSoul
    @CaioSoul Pƙed 2 lety +2

    Wow I can't believe you said that

  • @OtherJake909
    @OtherJake909 Pƙed 2 lety +4

    If Sal finished the main story of GTA V then he’s definitely been to a strip club, since Trevor takes over a strip club near the end of the game, and you have to go in there at least once to start story missions

  • @wolfasketch
    @wolfasketch Pƙed 2 lety

    *There used to be a Cool Smiles in the mall where I live and we used to go there until one day they put me on laughing gas and I guess there was something wrong with it mixed with the fact I was left on it for almost my whole time there that I passed out and when I woke up I couldn't remember where I was and my whole body was numb. It closed down a few months later and was replaced with a different dentist office.*

  • @EliGoodBoyJi
    @EliGoodBoyJi Pƙed 2 lety +1

    11:56 almost choked drinking water wtf

  • @ckinggaming5bucketmadness766

    I will not be late to a mithzan video if I can help it, this is too important compared to what I was watching, one of the best CZcamsrs on CZcams

  • @snazzy3743
    @snazzy3743 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    The editing on this video was fire

  • @seanhough5551
    @seanhough5551 Pƙed 2 lety

    question of the day? It actually happened today, my friends and I were seeing who could throw a snowball into a trashcan from the tree we usually hang out after school

  • @PippityPup
    @PippityPup Pƙed 2 lety

    I can't believe the end of this video had to remind me of the Sloppy Ploppy tweet. We truly live in the worst timeline.

  • @madisonmcintyre8280
    @madisonmcintyre8280 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    telling a cps worker to fluff off who ask me if i know well where the private parts

  • @inspectorbub932
    @inspectorbub932 Pƙed 2 lety

    Ross also got like 5 copies of the bee movie. Only the og’s remember that vlog

  • @Abby55777
    @Abby55777 Pƙed 2 lety

    Thanks Ross. I think I have hyperhidrosis, but I've never had a name for it.

  • @Beanie-The-Gnome
    @Beanie-The-Gnome Pƙed 2 lety +1

    My dumb accomplishment is getting my ears pierced. I really hate needles and was afraid my ears would bleed afterwards (I have really bad anxiety when it comes to blood and stuff, so bad that I have panic attacks). But now I'm fine. Might get my ears pierced a second time in the future.

  • @idkmans1197
    @idkmans1197 Pƙed 2 lety

    Bro I watched the house too, my sister would look over my shoulder once and a while and was very concerned

  • @roguelionproductions3030
    @roguelionproductions3030 Pƙed 2 lety +2

    4:30 YOU FOOLS! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! YOU JUST GAVE THE SHIPPERS NEW MATERIAL TO WORK WITH! 😭😭😭

  • @ravenking1334
    @ravenking1334 Pƙed 2 lety

    Hmm I can see Max pulling a Kratos! Lol đŸ€Ł

  • @MotorcycleCheetah
    @MotorcycleCheetah Pƙed 2 lety

    I would like to put in a petition to overthrow the false god role. lol

  • @naimac1015
    @naimac1015 Pƙed 2 lety

    Is it me, or does he look like Jeff Foxworthy on that photo at Whataburger

  • @yaminokat
    @yaminokat Pƙed 2 lety

    My dumbest accomplishment was that in the 8th grade, my teacher gave us a really hard riddle thing and said that if one of us solved it, that person would get a free movie ticket. And I won it, and I didn’t even know how to figure it out. Yay me.

  • @Kai-ob9ys
    @Kai-ob9ys Pƙed 2 lety +1

    For a hide and seek theme, you should do Encanto.

  • @AuroraJL
    @AuroraJL Pƙed 2 lety

    13:03 Hyperhidrosis sucks. For me it runs in the family, well I know my dad had it but I don't know about if anyone else on his side did too.

  • @helper_games
    @helper_games Pƙed 2 lety

    24:05 can i point out that sal was purple vactor, and hes acting like this
    I'll just let that sink in

  • @chaarydaughterchaney1767
    @chaarydaughterchaney1767 Pƙed 6 měsĂ­ci

    7:45 i realy thought he was going to mentioned the minons m9vies he got from three different friends all dvd ..

  • @Happy_Potato13
    @Happy_Potato13 Pƙed 2 lety

    Me and my brother found Happy tree Friends by mistake it was on the kids part of Netflix and we were both 7 and 5 and it traumatized me and him for life and I still watch it lol, sorry this is long I got COVID and had to use the mic, love the videos max!!!!

  • @addy_cat
    @addy_cat Pƙed 2 lety +1

    Okay but like who else finds themselves dancing to the add for the cat plushie?

  • @endershel8163
    @endershel8163 Pƙed 2 lety

    I love this group so much xD

  • @idiotsdontgetsick1850
    @idiotsdontgetsick1850 Pƙed 2 lety

    The blue eyes white dragon lucky I was never able to get that one

  • @vipersanchez4161
    @vipersanchez4161 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    I keep forgetting Oogapooki’s real name is Andrew

  • @random_girl1904
    @random_girl1904 Pƙed 2 lety

    HEY IVE ALSO HAD TO HAVE A LYMPH NODE REMOVED BECAUSE THEY WERE WORRIED IT WAS CANCEROUS!
    (I was like 9, the right lymph node in my neck was HUGE)

  • @rivermichelle671
    @rivermichelle671 Pƙed 2 lety

    AOTD: I mean ive changed 14 diapers in 10 minutes before- uhhh This isnt really dumb but ive watching all ur randomizer survial videos consecutively without stopp

  • @stephenhurly2178
    @stephenhurly2178 Pƙed 2 lety

    Ross saying ok google activated the google on my phone...

  • @Neutral_Tired
    @Neutral_Tired Pƙed 2 lety

    07:47 wasn't there also a video you uploaded where you got Ross three copies of Knack for his birthday or something?

  • @shannonsmith1102
    @shannonsmith1102 Pƙed 2 lety

    The only people who can fight god and win

  • @Jacob-ti9ib
    @Jacob-ti9ib Pƙed 2 lety +2

    Didn’t Ross get like 3 copies of the bee move for his birthday?

  • @T3mmie
    @T3mmie Pƙed 2 lety

    Wait what was that pookis actual face- I've never seen it what

  • @wolfnadon7011
    @wolfnadon7011 Pƙed 2 lety

    The house is crazy

  • @turtleand_cactus
    @turtleand_cactus Pƙed 2 lety +1

    Never have i ever will always be my favorite

  • @kirbykraftgames
    @kirbykraftgames Pƙed 2 lety +1

    Yo, Pooki's name is Andrew!!!

  • @fandomgrimreaper6081
    @fandomgrimreaper6081 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    Me-*sees the title and thumbnail* sal we already know your a bad person from last time they did never have i ever with jerry as god

  • @aquawolf401
    @aquawolf401 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    Those aren't meerkats they are mongooses

  • @cherokee3299
    @cherokee3299 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    I just remembered that happy tree friends was on Netflix I don’t if it still is or not but I know that I used to watch it on Netflix with my sister and her friends and it was great

  • @kendrashelley9473
    @kendrashelley9473 Pƙed 2 lety

    I said plop when I fell down.

  • @reaganmcmichael07
    @reaganmcmichael07 Pƙed 2 lety

    sal is a leash kid

  • @potatopouf
    @potatopouf Pƙed 2 lety

    i also have the made up word of hyperhidrosis

  • @musicaladdicted8539
    @musicaladdicted8539 Pƙed 2 lety

    The title’s promising đŸ€©âœšđŸ€Œ

  • @goose_w_cake
    @goose_w_cake Pƙed 2 lety

    I left a sleepover early once cause I split my tooth down the middle.

  • @jazzlove4711
    @jazzlove4711 Pƙed 2 lety

    I too have fought with a god

  • @alicolvin1426
    @alicolvin1426 Pƙed 2 lety

    yes on my birthday to

  • @its_yaboi_chips_ahoy___2531

    ALSO happy tree friends was on netflix for a while (not sure if its still there) and thats how i watched it so ya

  • @bethb5487
    @bethb5487 Pƙed 2 lety

    i feel bad for sal

  • @madslol
    @madslol Pƙed 2 lety

    i loved the movie the house it was so good

  • @llamadrama4465
    @llamadrama4465 Pƙed 2 lety +2

    Sal, your lovely :))

  • @AkJosh98
    @AkJosh98 Pƙed 2 lety

    Max is our God

  • @kristenblanks8815
    @kristenblanks8815 Pƙed 2 lety

    Me and Ross has a problem

  • @JM-dr4kj
    @JM-dr4kj Pƙed 2 lety

    I’ve seen Happy Tree Friends on TV it was not censored

  • @aubreygivens5048
    @aubreygivens5048 Pƙed 2 lety

    22:45