George Breaks Up With Marlene | The Ex-Girlfriend | Seinfeld

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  • čas přidán 6. 12. 2023
  • "Do it like a Band-Aid, one motion: right off!"
    From Seinfeld Season 2 Episode 1 'The Ex-Girlfriend': Jerry's best friend George is obsessed with finding a way to break up with his overbearing girlfriend. However, after dispensing his sage advice on the topic, Jerry finds himself in a similar agonizing position with the same woman.
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    Seinfeld stars Jerry Seinfeld as a stand-up comedian whose life in New York City is made even more chaotic by his quirky group of friends who join him in wrestling with life's most perplexing, yet often trivial questions. Often described as "a show about nothing," Seinfeld mines the humor in life's mundane situations like waiting in line, searching for a lost item, or the trials and tribulations of dating. Co-starring are Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Jerry's ex-girlfriend and current platonic pal, Elaine Benes; Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Jerry's neurotic hard-luck best friend; and Michael Richards as Jerry's eccentric neighbor, Kramer.
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Komentáře • 105

  • @CoverBydAn
    @CoverBydAn Před 6 měsíci +43

    Jason alexander is the definition of perfect delivery of monologues

  • @guyr.6053
    @guyr.6053 Před 6 měsíci +65

    That prison break bit is a showcase for Jason Alexanders' great talent and range! Underrated...

    • @Provos7777
      @Provos7777 Před měsícem +2

      I still think it’s one of his top five best scenes

  • @paulaazevedo3872
    @paulaazevedo3872 Před 7 měsíci +62

    The prison break metaphor was brilliant 😂

  • @DhooomKetu
    @DhooomKetu Před 7 měsíci +89

    Jerry and George convos are so hilarious and truly relatable even to this day😂

  • @DrJ-hx7wv
    @DrJ-hx7wv Před 6 měsíci +55

    My sister died this morning. This is why comedy exists, it's how we get through things. Thank you.

    • @liz6cats280
      @liz6cats280 Před 6 měsíci +13

      Sorry for your loss. The pain diminishes over time, but never goes away.

    • @nealsutaria227
      @nealsutaria227 Před 3 měsíci +5

      I’m really sorry. Hopefully laughing a little bit every day helps you heal

    • @anthonychaparro3443
      @anthonychaparro3443 Před 2 měsíci +3

      My condolences

    • @chroz68
      @chroz68 Před 23 dny +1

      Sorry for your loss.

  • @josemaria8177
    @josemaria8177 Před 7 měsíci +45

    This isn't even the hardest breakup George had to do. Remember when he pretended to have an affair and that still wasn't even enough?

    • @o.p.h.o.v.e.n
      @o.p.h.o.v.e.n Před 6 měsíci +1

      No George, we can work thru this.

    • @DebNKY
      @DebNKY Před 6 měsíci

      And he got addicted to cigarettes!

  • @juiceboxmania1558
    @juiceboxmania1558 Před 7 měsíci +27

    The older I get the more relatable George is lmao

    • @DebNKY
      @DebNKY Před 6 měsíci

      Thats so true!

  • @taxidancing87
    @taxidancing87 Před 7 měsíci +28

    George would have loved the 2020s. Breaking up with someone over Snapchat 😂

    • @bossfan49
      @bossfan49 Před 7 měsíci +3

      He could just copy and paste another picture of Man Hands.. or whoever he wanted. Sliding into Marissa Tomei's DMs.

  • @senorromantico7723
    @senorromantico7723 Před 7 měsíci +81

    Later in the episode:
    Marlene: I'm sorry Jerry, I just can't be with someone if I don't respect what they do.
    Jerry: You're a cashier!

    • @steverogers7601
      @steverogers7601 Před 7 měsíci +5

      “You’re a cashier!” Is one of the best comebacks in the whole show!

    • @denniscleary7580
      @denniscleary7580 Před 7 měsíci +4

      Always makes me laugh 😂

    • @bossfan49
      @bossfan49 Před 7 měsíci +4

      It's just so much "fluff".😂

    • @chrism3784
      @chrism3784 Před 6 měsíci +5

      I was told by an overweight girl with health problems, no money, and lives with her parents that she wasn't interest in me because I have long hair, lol. I mean I'm in my late 30s and a full head of hair. She didn't like it was long, something I could easily fix with one quick barber visit. She would have to spend months dieting to loss weight to be healthy. The audacity, lol

    • @MrClassicfever
      @MrClassicfever Před 6 měsíci

      ......i heard the material.......i have other stuff, you should came see me on the weekend 😉

  • @steverogers7601
    @steverogers7601 Před 7 měsíci +20

    George’s little dance lol yedda dit dit dit dit 😂

    • @StarkIller-df7gw
      @StarkIller-df7gw Před měsícem

      Classic i love him doing the Greek Zorba! 😂😂😂

  • @FantometteBR
    @FantometteBR Před 7 měsíci +13

    The dance and the 'breaking up report' are the best

  • @devonstein7344
    @devonstein7344 Před 2 měsíci +1

    The more I watch these clips, the more I realize how amazing an actor Jason Alexander is

  • @matthewlee4834
    @matthewlee4834 Před 4 měsíci +2

    George's rant during the first minute of this video is the most relatable thing in the world for me

  • @kentekeroth
    @kentekeroth Před 5 měsíci +4

    Jason Alexander is such a great actor. Should have won every prize he could. Too badd he got typecasted after Seinfeld. Best character, best actor.

  • @Mr_Gabbles
    @Mr_Gabbles Před 6 měsíci +7

    Imagine Andy Dufresne going back for some books

  • @gsanks
    @gsanks Před 6 měsíci +5

    George is just amazing.

  • @POPLSEV7
    @POPLSEV7 Před 7 měsíci +7

    George is the best of all always👏🤣💯👍

  • @suedworshak5333
    @suedworshak5333 Před 6 měsíci +2

    I love how Jerry is affrming Georges bad behavior. True pal lol

  • @BlackAdder3
    @BlackAdder3 Před 7 dny

    Such an incredible actor Mr Alexander 🙌

  • @josemaria8177
    @josemaria8177 Před 7 měsíci +13

    Wait, George has books? Were they sports almanacs or illustrated copies of Henry Miller's novels?

    • @bossfan49
      @bossfan49 Před 7 měsíci +1

      All those medical journals he claims to read in otber episodes.

    • @stephenpenrice1230
      @stephenpenrice1230 Před 6 měsíci +1

      His plans for the summer of George included “I’m gonna a read book. From beginning to end. In that order.”

    • @bossfan49
      @bossfan49 Před 6 měsíci +1

      @@stephenpenrice1230 Supposedly he read Elaine's father's book too. He thought it was great, except for the "drivel" parts.

    • @o.p.h.o.v.e.n
      @o.p.h.o.v.e.n Před 6 měsíci

      @@bossfan49 and which parts are those?

  • @baileyantonengpei7860
    @baileyantonengpei7860 Před 5 měsíci

    Always love these ..

  • @VCT3333
    @VCT3333 Před 7 měsíci +14

    I'm with Jerry on the books. During my last move I realized I was lugging around these heavy boxes filled with books I'm never going to reread. Now I only have books that I know I'll need. Mostly textbooks and non fiction. I rarely reread fiction anyway.

    • @Kat.Evangeline
      @Kat.Evangeline Před 7 měsíci

      Unless there are photos of Marilyn Monroe - you probably don't need them.
      Someone stole my MM books.
      😮

    • @WhenImBackInChicago
      @WhenImBackInChicago Před 6 měsíci +1

      ​@@Kat.Evangeline
      Sad about your beloved books.
      My M.C. Escher (complete) was taken, in the late 1990s.
      Now, and then, I continue to contemplate who had the audacity to smuggle that heavy book, under their coat, I guess.
      Poetry, and art books, are my only keepers.
      Anything else is read, then donated.😊

  • @lori25hu
    @lori25hu Před 6 měsíci +1

    This is better than the Movie break 😂 the physicality

  • @johnjohnson3709
    @johnjohnson3709 Před 6 měsíci +2

    Love is just a state of mind.

    • @DrJ-hx7wv
      @DrJ-hx7wv Před 6 měsíci

      Is that a song from Chicago?

  • @georgiasmith64
    @georgiasmith64 Před 7 měsíci +5

    It's not you.....😃

  • @jscottsmith2303
    @jscottsmith2303 Před 6 měsíci +1

    Marlene later played Kelly the waitress from Monks. Ma-nure, quite refreshing.

  • @DebNKY
    @DebNKY Před 6 měsíci +1

    Marlene is my favorite of Jerry's ex-girlfriends. She sounds delightful!

  • @johngonzalez4298
    @johngonzalez4298 Před 6 měsíci +3

    George 😂

  • @mustlovepretzels
    @mustlovepretzels Před 6 měsíci +1

    My step mother's name was Marlene. Thankful that Dad wasn't like George Costanza. Cheers!🥨

  • @ryanadams2277
    @ryanadams2277 Před 6 měsíci +2

    Jeerry, have you ever taken a bath in the dark?

  • @MichaelSuperbacker
    @MichaelSuperbacker Před 7 měsíci +2

    Hello

  • @OarsmanPower
    @OarsmanPower Před 6 měsíci

    Yes, she sure is…

  • @denniscleary7580
    @denniscleary7580 Před 7 měsíci +136

    Ever since my divorce, I’ve been living like Jerry Seinfeld, every day is a different episode, and a different girlfriend, I guess you could say, I’m more like George Costanza to be honest, I am crazy lol

    • @adhaskym.a9536
      @adhaskym.a9536 Před 7 měsíci +20

      No worries I guess. Add drugs & alcohol and best of you lose your job, you will be like George for real.

    • @bcvc3365
      @bcvc3365 Před 7 měsíci +7

      Live it up Bro!!! Good for you 😸

    • @fungiformenow
      @fungiformenow Před 7 měsíci +9

      You should write it down. It might make a great sitcom. I can’t wait to watch it. What a crazy guy you are 😊

    • @denniscleary7580
      @denniscleary7580 Před 6 měsíci

      @@adhaskym.a9536 i’ll do the walkout, then realize how much money I’m missing out on and come in the next day and act like nothing happened 😂

    • @denniscleary7580
      @denniscleary7580 Před 6 měsíci

      @@bcvc3365 👍

  • @skipwin9895
    @skipwin9895 Před 6 měsíci +1

    Time to get yourself a giant block of cheese!

  • @malfaroangel3896
    @malfaroangel3896 Před 5 měsíci

    What’s crazy my friend and I would literally chill in either of our cars to talk about relationship problems

  • @kevorka3281
    @kevorka3281 Před 7 měsíci +12

    Funny how in this reality George can constantly get women

  • @boog6041
    @boog6041 Před 6 měsíci +2

    Marlene was the finest woman they had on this show

  • @uneedtherapy42
    @uneedtherapy42 Před 6 měsíci

    It has a Ma and a newer

  • @razadaza9651
    @razadaza9651 Před 6 měsíci +2

    Gentlemen, learn about women here.. they have never changed.. never… you just NEED to always be the man

  • @pepepombal6448
    @pepepombal6448 Před 2 měsíci

    2:51 Say what… suddenly this man was an erudit back then?

  • @justinsecrist1130
    @justinsecrist1130 Před 6 měsíci +1

    Jerry is right about the books.

  • @RW77777777
    @RW77777777 Před 20 dny

    chew your gum!

  • @snappycattimesten
    @snappycattimesten Před 6 měsíci

    Early George was better. He wasn’t a caricature of himself.

    • @jscottsmith2303
      @jscottsmith2303 Před 6 měsíci

      Except where he’s selling real estate, and he asks Kramer if he needs something. Competent, successful George? I don’t think so.

  • @joshfactor1
    @joshfactor1 Před 6 měsíci +1

    dude, you're a lot of things but nice is not one of them

  • @supermilkguy
    @supermilkguy Před 6 měsíci

    Maybe George will get some more money from the government and then try to make a pancake for Susan’s aunt and just get some more food from her house

  • @MaggieMiller1
    @MaggieMiller1 Před 2 měsíci

    This was a stupid clip. We never get to see the woman. Meaningless for sure.

  • @jeffreyrichardson
    @jeffreyrichardson Před 7 měsíci

    susan states pisa
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    tim brecht please please her

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    @jeffreyrichardson Před 7 měsíci

    sharons love for scott
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  • @royinchains
    @royinchains Před 7 měsíci +8

    First!
    Edit: thank you for all the likes.

    • @MichaelSuperbacker
      @MichaelSuperbacker Před 7 měsíci +6

      I was actually first, but I am more concerned with watching the video than typing “first!” Like a child 😂

    • @steverogers7601
      @steverogers7601 Před 7 měsíci +6

      Enjoy it my man!! Well done! 👍

    • @royinchains
      @royinchains Před 7 měsíci +1

      ​​@@DrumAndDrumberWhat's sad is the fact that you dumba$$es couldn't tell I was making fun of my own comment.

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    @jeffreyrichardson Před 7 měsíci

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