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The not-so-subtle homo eroticism of the word “DIRTY!” being gratingly shouted in the background as Quentin smiles uncomfortably, fondling the sanitary rubber sink covers, makes me roar with laughter every time. 😂😂😂 1:21-1:29
The things on the ends of the taps are called 'Swirlits' and led to many a 'thick ear' off me Mam after some soaking-me-brother/dog japery in the 70s and 80s. More of this stuff, please, Quentin.
The trick with Izal was to tear off the desired amount as soon as you were ensconced and then, while you're "laying cable" scrunch and unscrunch it repeatedly, this rendered the previously rascally razor sharp ring ripping rust remover, into an effective, and much kinder, gravy stain eraser, comparable to having a cherub carressing your clack valve with a diaphanous skein of raw Himalayan silk.
P.S You can thank me next time you step through a Harvester pub toilet doorway and pass through a tear in the space-time continuum, and end up in a 1960s factory toilet.
For those of you who can't get enough of Quentin and have seen all his videos. He has LOADS on his VIMEO vimeo.com/user16222072 Can't believe he went to Times Square! The good old days aye Quentin, when we could be free and roam wild!
Thank you Quentin for keeping things sane during these disquieting times.
Sane isnt quite the word i would use
This man is actually normal. We're the ones who are strange.
Have to watch something less disturbing after this like Threads.
The not-so-subtle homo eroticism of the word “DIRTY!” being gratingly shouted in the background as Quentin smiles uncomfortably, fondling the sanitary rubber sink covers, makes me roar with laughter every time. 😂😂😂
1:21-1:29
This needs to be run on TV right before the evening news.
Yes, and in schools.
@@sTeVe-vl3nh That toilet roll reminds me of the stuff my school used to get. Larger rolls but was like wiping your bum with tracing paper!
Le Sigh oh yes, but i can’t really tell because i was the shitting-at-home guy
The things on the ends of the taps are called 'Swirlits' and led to many a 'thick ear' off me Mam after some soaking-me-brother/dog japery in the 70s and 80s. More of this stuff, please, Quentin.
Swirlits are literally lit.
If I could like this 500 times, I would.
The trick with Izal was to tear off the desired amount as soon as you were ensconced and then, while you're "laying cable" scrunch and unscrunch it repeatedly, this rendered the previously rascally razor sharp ring ripping rust remover, into an effective, and much kinder, gravy stain eraser, comparable to having a cherub carressing your clack valve with a diaphanous skein of raw Himalayan silk.
P.S You can thank me next time you step through a Harvester pub toilet doorway and pass through a tear in the space-time continuum, and end up in a 1960s factory toilet.
Priceless relic of the Pandemic 🪠🧻🚾
I don't think I have ever laughed so much!
Izal. Blimey - I remember that stuff scratching my bits at infant school!
White poo, like a 1970's dog-doo. You don't see those anymore... I almost feel nostalgic.
Yes, they were easier to pick up and throw at people.
I remember those - why on Earth were they white?!
@@thromboid Think they used chalk as a filler in the dog food!
Good point! Remember them as well and always questioned their dissapearing. What would be the secret behind the mistery of the white 70s poo？．．．．
An extremely important protect and survive message. Thank you for broadcasting this , in such worrying times.
ALWAYS remember to shake your little rubber tap-snood.
That was a good one. Thank you.
Top tips, and Sound advice. That had more clarity than some of BoJo's announcements. I know where I stand now (or squat).
Well done Quentin 👍
Top notch...
As usual!
Never doubted for second that Quentin would be an Izal man
I expected a tin of powder cleaner to be used for hand cleaning though.
I remember the horrors of Izal from my school days in the 80s and 90s...pure unadulterated torture on one's then-delicate ring-hole :p
Brilliant, my favourite yet
Love this
The usual high quality videos, bravo
stunning
It just saddens me that, being on CZcams, this probably isn't being broadcast out into our solar system....
Yet another masterpiece
The Government should hire Quentin to do publicise awareness at this time .
Genius
spectacular
I'm American. My toilet motions are normally the size of a large cat at least.
curtail that food intake american, theres a shortage on - a brit who can only go once a day due to government mandates
Now I'm scared shitless.
Nooooooo I remember those rubber nozzles on the taps at my grandparents house!
I feel the narrators vocalisms were highly influenced by the evil villain, Bastard Man
All good advice.
Ah! Finally, The ISSUE TISSUE ISSUE from Q & BP...
Quentin x Maywa Denki!
I am so sorry that the travelers of this ufo forgot you at the pub
Great music on this. Seedinster
Fokin genius
This was how i went before the virus!
Honey I shrunk the Crapper
Miniature Izal! Well I never! Suitably ghastly, again.
This is the way..
I have heard the welsh version is to spot "come on , MY SON"
Oh my
So wrong but so right.
you know what would be a nice addition to your videos? some clay animation ! i imagined some kind of monster crawling out of that toitlet
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@@tanelehala6422 thanks haHah
For those of you who can't get enough of Quentin and have seen all his videos. He has LOADS on his VIMEO vimeo.com/user16222072
Can't believe he went to Times Square! The good old days aye Quentin, when we could be free and roam wild!
Was this PIF on TV Inthe 70's or 80's?
DIRTY!
Is that David Firth speaking?
Look at this rich guy over here getting a use a whole sheet
Ghost Box
I for one will take a leaf from your roll....
I bet there was spunk on that shit .
What are you?
Top Tip: Celebrities or politicians cut from newspaper are an excellent substitute for Toilet Paper. Especially Piers Morgan or Mr Trump.
i remember a colour by numbers toilet paper my friend made with a picture of trumps face on it and all the segments were #2=brown
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White 1970's style dogs egg. They don't lay 'em like that anymore.
Yes! Where is that chicken that frequents these comments?
I thought Europeans used bidets
Вытащите все свои зубы, чтобы вся рыба могла есть.
What is this? A toilet for ants?
Mini poo poo!
White poo, like a 1970's dog-doo. You don't see those anymore... I almost feel nostalgic.
Marry me.
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