The most believable part about this is a Nord willing to fight to the death to protect their supply of godly ass pics. It feels very in character for a Nord.
@@daylonguy9219 Not really, he's an ash vampire so im pretty sure he wouldn't be much of a meat. Although we dont really know much about ash vampires, so who knows? Could be.
Alfiq(aka house cat khajits) actually perfer to stay in elsweyr unless they are a spy because they get more respect there over being treated like a common house cat
This is my favorite of your Dagoth Ur videos so far. I really like the naive, curious way Dagoth Ur (the god) interacts with the world around him. I suppose you could say he has a grand and intoxicating innocence.
I must admit I did chortle quite heartily at yet another humerous dagoth Ai voice meme. Then I also saw your pfp was Maggy T in a sombrero and I laughed even more. Its quite silly.
Hey man, I absolutely love how well you make all of these Dagoth Ur edits sound, they’re all just unbelievably well made. I was wondering Would you perhaps consider having Dagoth Ur sing “who knew” by P!nk Thank you
"Come Neravar, come and look upon my rod."
Come Nerevar, flaccid or erect, come and look upon my rocking bod.
Canon
@@glitchedoom perfection
Dunmer tube*
Dagoth Ur posting his Moon and Stars
Yoshi needs HUGS
The most believable part about this is a Nord willing to fight to the death to protect their supply of godly ass pics. It feels very in character for a Nord.
There was Dagoth Ur, then there was Dagoth Ur (the building).
Now we have Dagoth Ur (the body type).
dont forget about Dagoth Ur (the volcano)
Dagoth Ur (The OnlyFans)
Dagoth Ur (the GOD) Dagoth Ur (the building) Dagoth Ur (Red Mountain) Dagoth Ur (the region)
For Dagoth ur (the plan)
"I am a God with a rocking hot bod" best line I've ever heard
"I am a god, with a rocking hot bod"
You slay, Dagoth Ur. Go off, King.
birb
It's funny how the Photoshoped body is actually pretty similar to his body in game if you upped the graphics
Eh, I get the impression that he's wiry. Muscular, but bone thin.
@@Bacxaber it's just cause of the modeling, Dagoth ur has to be jacked
@@daylonguy9219 Maybe, but his hands indicate that something's off about his body. He's rather demonic and sickly looking.
Dagoth Ur was ahead of his time. He always was the sigma male, but we were not ready to understand yet.
@@daylonguy9219 Not really, he's an ash vampire so im pretty sure he wouldn't be much of a meat. Although we dont really know much about ash vampires, so who knows? Could be.
“I am a god, with a rockin’ hot bod, yet I do not understand” bars
Money: the real counter-revolutionary. You can hear the enthusiasm he has for expelling the mongrel dogs wane in real time.
Now I need more videos of Dagoth Ur and his cat
Dagoth Ur orders cat toys and assembles a cat tree in the heart chamber
@@TurtleShroom3 shh don't spoil the quest line
He really isn't a dog person. Who would've thought. Maybe Akulakhan is just a giant cat toy.
"It makes small noises and attempts to murder me whenever I try to touch its stomach"
Best summation of cat ownership I've ever heard
Fun fact, regular cats do exist in TES. The weird housecat looking khajiit sometimes pretend to be them as spies.
Never stop making these.
@@dosbueno2gud Jokes aren't real, don't be silly.
Thank you for explaining the joke. I never really played the games or read the lore, but I find Dagoth Ur's bombastic speeches fun to hear.
Alfiq(aka house cat khajits) actually perfer to stay in elsweyr unless they are a spy because they get more respect there over being treated like a common house cat
Reject modernity, embrace Dagoth Bod
Come, Nerevar. Together we shall collab on Only Fans and drive the mongrel dogs of the Empire to subscribe.
This is my favorite of your Dagoth Ur videos so far. I really like the naive, curious way Dagoth Ur (the god) interacts with the world around him.
I suppose you could say he has a grand and intoxicating innocence.
This version of Dagoth-Ur (the god) seems to be undergoing a really weird redemption arc and I love it so much.
So *this* is what the Patreon is for. 🥴🥵
Imagine the other Ash Vampires doing the same...
It would be popular I think, especially with those Akavir Yaoi Anime Fans.
This is one of the greatest plot twists of all time.
Dadbod is officially out. Godbod is in.
Is this why the stormcloaks are so loyal to ulfric? 🤔
What to do with all those septims? Enchant something with 3 effects and you see how little 450k is
Dagoth Ur's Pics really Kwaa's my Flanenzerg.
Considering phases of the Moons stuff, that cat could actually be a Khajiit spy.
Dagoth swole 🥵
Every time I hear this AI voice say "I am a god" it sounds a little less confident in that statement.
I kinda want people to just edit in the original line just so it sounds more powerful
"The strip club in Suran is literally free"
The writing on these scratches an itch I haven't been able to scratch outside of TNG or the original Mass Effect.
Dear god, how do you keep coming up with this shit? lol It's soooooooo good.
@@dosbueno2gud Christmas cookies!
an army of simps
I must admit I did chortle quite heartily at yet another humerous dagoth Ai voice meme. Then I also saw your pfp was Maggy T in a sombrero and I laughed even more. Its quite silly.
"I've heard something similar that we have in the Black Marshes, but it's OnlyScales. We'll just gloss over that"
i'm still wondering if seeing Azura's rim of all holes is worth those 10 drakes
You know what would be funny, is if it turned out Vivec was the #1 pledgee and is spending tons of Morrowinds money on godly ass pics
Hey man, I absolutely love how well you make all of these Dagoth Ur edits sound, they’re all just unbelievably well made.
I was wondering
Would you perhaps consider having Dagoth Ur sing
“who knew” by P!nk
Thank you
Dagoth came to your screen through fire and war.
I was thinking of doing this exact same thing but you beat me to it lmao
I was just about to correct you about cats and Alfiq but of course you know your lore well, lore beard Bueno.
Dagoth Ur making moves with his star and moons
I'd subscribe tbh
Even for Dagoth Ur, the God, cats are an adorable bunch. Even if they do remind him of the Khajiit
I love it
HELL YEA HE BOUGHT ME A PS5 LETS GO
Yknow alfiqs didn't talk in the in-game books. Just in ESO.
Why does he always think my name is Nerevar?
I'm not sure whether this is some sort of joke... The protagonist of Morrowind, the game this guy is from, is the reincarnation of Indoril Nerevar
You know it’s bad when even Dagoth sees the absurdity of Only Fans.
finally 😍😍😍
I would love to see dagoth ur drive the mongrel dogs of the empire out of morrowind with an army of nord simps.
Turns out Dagoth Ur is a cat person. Who could have guessed that he didn't prefer dogs?
Dagoth Ur is a cat person confirmed.
I feel like I want to start using mongrel dogs in everyday language but I fear it will always come off as racist.
I don't get who it implies to though? Unless it's imperials
Yepp😂😂🤣🤣
hmmm4_4 azura should check reviews before picking champions Goood show kinda nice
You need to cut up your senteces or the AI starts sounding very stale towards the end
The only one I will gladly give money to on Only Fans, step aside Twitch Cam Girls.
Come Nerevar, friend or traitor....come. 🫣
damn daddy dagoth actually found a ps5
he IS a god
my innocence was very big and made me drunk