Joe Lycett on Parking Fines | Universal Comedy
Vložit
- čas přidán 21. 07. 2020
- Its the story that went viral and made our Joe a household name. But here it is in it's original beauty, the extended cut of the infamous parking fine story.
Feel free to take notes
BUY That's The Way, A-Ha, A-Ha, Joe Lycett now: amzn.to/2zG9Fo1
Website: www.joelycettcomedy.co.uk/
Twitter: @joelycett
Facebook: / joelycett
Don’t forget to subscribe to Universal Comedy for all your comedy needs - czcams.com/users/funniest...
#Comedy #JoeLycett #StandUp #Scammers - Komedie
‘Hopefully you won’t get caught up in the forthcoming’ I’m using this forever now😂😂😂
This is the most ominously nonspecific threat I've ever heard.
The meaning changes with the addition of one letter and a space to be more specifically and disturbingly threatening.
"Hopefully you won't get caught up in the fourth coming!"
"That's vague enough - it could mean I'm only gonna glass her"
He needs to voice a vaguely comedic Disney or Pixar villain
No! You are losing Tom Allen! Write him in! X
@@clivewells7090 they’d be a great villain duo 😂
@@clivewells7090 Saw Tom Allen and another comedian (forget who) roasting each other. The other one said that Tom being on a show meant only one thing - 'Joe Lycett was asking too much.'
Yes!
I suppose growing up with every kids movie queercoding its villains results in stuff like this - meant well and innocently, but so weird to think about
"Doth butter no parsnips" is my favourite phrase thanks to Joe 😂😂
What does that even mean
@@selenophile410 no way josé?
it's of no use to me I think XD
#Butteredparsnips
An answer on Pointless last week too.
Joe is like a lawful good Karen
@@iknowyouarebutiamnot I don't think they meant Will & Grace.
Chaotic good I would say
You could say he's the Arch-Karen of Sanity.
@@foolishlyfoolhardy6004 Exterminatus!!
He’s a sarcastic Karen
God love him
If only Joe would take on Student Finance 😭😭
Yessss
PLEASE
If only 😂 better yet he should take on 'unite students'
"Bellends" and "gates of hell" how does he make his voice do that😂😂 hilarious
I thought he had a secret supply of helium in the microphone he released at appropriate intervals. #ButterParsnips
His multiple reminders that he does nothing in the day 😂
Actually, I coached a group of unemployed teenagers, once, and that one 16-year-old REALLY wanted to become a park sheriff. It was his dream.....
He should probably be put on some type of watchlist.
@@CountPenta hey now, its a harmless dream and a helpful one. Probably had some family in the business he looked up to.
Maybe his parents were killed in some sort of improperly parked car related incident. Its a Batman situation.
@@JDHGaming 😄 🤣
Poor dude
You would think Joe spends his day thinking up new material for his stand up, but all he does the whole time is make such stupid yet magnificient correspondence with bureaucrats and that becomes his material😂
"get in the fucking bin, Colin" 😂😂😂
Doth butter no parsnips 😂
Hi Mia! Hope you and yours are safe and well, take care, X
@@clivewells7090 thank you! X
@@sharmilab1860 you're welcome. If you like British comics I can recommend Paul Smith of Hot Water Comedy Club. He mostly does crowd work, i.e. talking to people as he comperes and warms up for the other acts, but he's easily the funniest! Give him a go if you don't mind foul language... X
@@clivewells7090 I will thank you!
@@sharmilab1860 i am hope yu lika! You may struggle with his accent but you can turn on the captions (subtitles) by touching the 3 dots on the top right. There is a mix of 5000, I kid u not, clips on their channel, but start off slow! I must sound like his publicist but I just love laughing! X
Splendid fuckery! Joe always makes me laugh.
Fuckery. A great word.
@@JohnSmithShields I was going to say that, but you took the butter off my parsnip.
Because of this show, "songs that doth butter parsnips" is now the name of my workout playlist 😂
Only in England, "glass" is a verb, lol
and 'Straya
Yeah what was that?? does it mean get her drunk or something with glasses XD XD XD
@@ShreyankaTKirubagaran It means to smash a glass bottle on someone's head
@@ahotbanana no you smash the glass/bottle then stab them with it
@@ShreyankaTKirubagaran to smash a glass agasint someone's face, normally
Imagine if Joe was reincarnated as a parking enforcement officer how ironic would that be
I'm not sure you understand how reincarnation works
Well seeing he obviously hasn't peaked in life being the highschool bully with an authority fetish and comes across like a decent person, I'd say his chances of being reincarnated as a pig are pretty slim
Who knows though, he just might have an insatiable lust for donuts and domestic abuse!
@@kaldo_kaldo you act like that's even possible 💀💀
@@azrielackerman4659 If it is or it isn't, that doesn't matter. You certainly wouldn't reincarnate as an adult with a specific job, you would come back as an animal or baby.
I love this guy. His comedy is so unpredictable and brilliant
There should be a workshop called Email like Joe Lycett. I would sign up immediately 👏🏽
Hugo Boss is so funny 😂
carol m it was a joke of his where he changed his name to Hugo boss
thought it was rhubarb bikini
I fell down the CZcams Pandemic rabbit hole and discovered Joe ...... he’s f***** BRILLIANT.
This weeks Covid silver lining 😍😍
Not the best if you’re the person who gave him the ticket
His comedy is so on point he’s the best troll ever
Joe you’re so funny. “I’m parked on the moon”
Joe is so freaking HiLaRiOuS!!! If I ever get to meet him I may have to hug him in thanks for all the laughs. He is brilliant!!
You might have to queue up!
@@alicethebakingfrog2180 Absolutely!!! I'd prob be that crazy lady everyone side eyes. Lol. Sadly I'm in the US so who knows when the UK will let us in again. CZcams will have to suffice for now.
But don't forget we're all at risk.
Me too.❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
I have watched this about 30 times and ever time I watch it I laugh hysterically it’s just hilarious 🤣
Joe never fails cheer me up, just the laugh I needed as well
"My lawyers would like to contact them directly." My lawyers do not exist.
- Me every time I'm trying to get my school's administration to listen to me about my fucking loans
such a funny dude
I love Joe Lycett, he seems like he'd be fun to hang out with
I love fighting beurocrazy with beurocrazy !
One day im gonna get "hopefully doth butter no parsnips" tatooed
#butterparsnips is circled around my bellybutton
This guy's a real Boss.
He is Hugo Boss after all...
I adore Joe's sense of humour 😂😂😂
My absolute favorite line in the whole clip is every line. So funny!
This Texan loves you, Joe!!!!
do you know what, if I were colin I would love to have my day disrupted by anything so entertaining as joe lycett
OMG I really need him to write a letter for me!🤣
I’m sure his emails made Steph and Colin’s days a lot more eventful and exciting than usual
I am in love with Joe Lycett
Children don't wish to grow up to be parking sheriffs; but even some adults wish to grow up to be as good a troll as Joe Lycett!
CZcams thinks because I'm obsessed with Ricky Gervais I would like this guy. Well done, robots.
This was genuinely hilarious. I didn't know who Joe Lycett was before but I'm finna go find out.
Google his name (it's actually Hugo Boss now ;) )
@@ChocookieMonster oh that was brilliant that was 🤣
Thank you CZcams for putting this guy on my feed!!!! Love him!!!!
Who else has an unhealthy obsession with Joe Lycett? 🇵🇹🇪🇺❣🌍
Joe Lycett is brilliant! Thank you for the laughs!
Hugo boss ! He's hilarious
Doth butter no parsnips!
We need you in America, Joe. Our government is much like yours. They throw accusations around wildly, hoping that enough stick to pay their wages.
Love him, just amazing!!
made my day 🤣🤣🤣
Someone at the top of their game. Brilliant comedy.
"get in the fucking bin Colin" 😂😂
When you have the voice of a cartoon super villain, may as well put it to use 🤔
Thats how I learned how to spell assume!
That Costa del Sol photo cracks me up every time
Joe, you are brilliant.
We have two very similarly named streets in my town called Freewater and Freewater Lane. I happen to know that because I used to live on Freewater and people, especially delivery drivers, would constantly confuse them. As it so happens, Freewater Lane has a big overpriced public parking lot called Freewater Lane Parking. The creativity invested in the naming process is only matched by the atmosphere of the gravel pit the size of three football fields it actually is. I used to park my car there every day, mind you this was long after moving out of Freewater because that place was a depressing shithole. I also made it a point not to pay for parking in Freewater Lane once. One fine day, I got a parking ticket on Freewater Lane Parking for not paying their ridiculous fees. Except the ticket didn't say Freewater Lane Parking, it said Freewater. So I contested the ticket and they send me a letter saying they had photographic evidence. So I wrote back I'd be very interested to see that photograph because I only bought my car after leaving Freewater behind never to be seen again. They replied they'd cacel the fee.
Haha 😂 he is amazing!
😂😂😂😂😂
Sorry Colin I’ve done it again 😎
He is brilliant.
4:58 Never have the words "I do nothing in the days" sounded so sinister and ominous.
Love from Philadelphia.
Brilliant!!
he is my favourite person.
and another good one, " you couldn't hit a barn door with a brick ". :)
Love Joe.
I've watched this so many times from 8oo10C that I was actually reciting it with him
Same here haha, I think it was much funnier when told it the first time on cats does countdown
lol pop@@jackbrooks178 my
L
Ppl ppl
P ppl ppp
@@jackbrooks178po p
Pertinent is a great word when the use of it is pertinent
this man is brilliant!!!
Victory 4 the common man! Sweet-teh common thou art noth! Bloody good 4 u! I happen 2 b sunning in the South of France! Here's a picture!
Love it. I'm gathering ideas.
He is one of the best comedians ever so funny.😂🤣🤣
This guy is hilarious
Parsnips 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Wow he's hilarious
Ok, he has 2 jobs. I need to hire him!
Hugo boss is really funny
Marie Whitbread lighten up jesus
@Marie Whitbread For someone commenting on a comedy video, you're not very good at recognising a joke...
Puissant! 😂😂😂😂😂
Wow. I live in NZ and "Colin" doesn't have the power to simply cancel a fine. It'd be great if it was that easy.
Same. I live in Melbourne, and the council parking authorities are such pricks that they have an "appeals" section where they just have a list of reasons why they will NOT under virtually any circumstance cancel a fine.
@@jazzycat8917 I live in Germany... 🤭🍺🤷🏿♂️
I'm from NZ too! I found Joe a couple of days ago and he's my favourite comedian
@@tesfuweldemikael2902 my best friend lives in Germany. She is amazing, would love to visit Germany one day
@@MJAY-N7129 Highly recommend the border region with France, including both Freiburg and Strasbourg (you can literally walk over to France from Kehl). Warmest region. Also good food, wine and beer. I visit whenever passing between the two countries, or from Switzerland and Italy.
I recognise a fellow adhd brain when I see one 🤓 lol
Brilliant
Hilarious!
"Get in the fucking bin Colin"
Chaotic good.
This man is a genius.
Very funny !
Mmmmmm buttered parsnips
Tried searching for the meaning of the proverbs "doth butter no parsnips"- basically 'empty promises'
Data Protection Act 2018! :)
old Victorian i have one for you " you couldn't catch snek if you was sat on gate lad". :P
‘Get in the fucking bin Colin’
joe there has to be a counter strike :P
colin sounds a lot like david mitchell :D
Colin sounds identical to my old IT teacher
Parking fines are not fun joe but your funny.
You're*
MC Intricacy thank you. I was about to correct too haha
Joe*
Something tells me you made Colin’s day.
Am I tripping or the blue in the background giving the video depth and it looks 3d
This is a pattern with you Joe. They keep track you know. The Leeds affair, driving up the wrong lane. Parking in the wrong spot? A taxi spot?... well well well
(You're a doll, never mind.)
I thought Todd chrisley started doing standup
❤😂❤❤❤❤❤
Would be hilarious if the fines people saw this and used it as evidence to quadruple his fine.
İt's not real lol
"a victory for the common man" oh there's nothing common about you Joe
I worry about Joe’s seemingly delicate spinal column.