The Internet Said So | EP 70 | (Being) Human Body Facts
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- čas přidán 29. 08. 2024
- TISS is a weekly podcast where Aadar, Neville, Kautuk and Varun discuss random, fun, stupid, pointless, weird, shocking "facts" they find on the internet. So come learn with them...or something like that. In the 70th episode, the boys talk about some facts related to the human body.
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Thakur tujhe Hritik ki kasam pin karde ye comment XD
pls
Le ho gaya
@@aryankesarwanithegreat600 VINDICATION!!!!!!
@@akshayraghunath9022 is that a brooklyn reference?
Congratulations 🤦🏻♂️😂
@@adityasawant7617 uh doii
Varun ka acting career started by staring at lightbulbs
True, on stage you can't see the audience, just the lights.
If the TISS group was a human brain, Kautuk would be the part that processes rational thoughts, Varun would be the one that remembers pop references and is spontaneous, Aadar would be the one that is always confused and cannot focus on a topic, and Neville would be the one that signals us to procrastinate and not take that morning shower.
It's scary how accurate this is 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
Bro why is this *neville is a lazy dude* thing so common among all us tiss fans 😂. Even though we know he probably works more than all of them. This is a hilarious joke running from soooo long
I love how Varun’s go-to reflex is ‘Kaan ke neeche doonga’.
Neville is like every Indian dad ever, just shaking his head in disappointment and embarrassment at the lame jokes anyone cracks 😂😂
Phir khud hi wahi karta hai.
I love the fact that Salman is being talked about directly after about 1 and a half years of TISS
Dedh saal ho gaya bc isko... TBQ bhi nahi lagta itna purana toh
Varun staring at the bulb to get a pair of glasses is some hardcore method acting
Neville : Did you have a monologue in your head and then corrected yourself?
Aadar : No, no, I saw Siddhi.
Kautuk : He saw cameo.😂
Hahaah.. that was hilarious
me and siddhi
timestamp??
@@ismabaig9348 5:21
"Main musician hoon kaan k niche bajata hoon"
- Varun Thakur 2021
This has to be the closest to getting a drunk version of the podcast, Neville zoning in and out, Varun reading facts straight up, and no drink in Kautuk's hand. Really enjoyed this late-night podcast and really appreciate the efforts you guys take to put the podcast on time!! Waiting for (Being) human body facts pt. 2!
Varun ka shaadi 2021 mei and haldi ceremony 2020 mai! WOW!!!
Varun describing his injury is a whole mood!
Varun thakur repeating his personal story for the 9 millionth time
Me : * grabs popcorn *
Are u sure it's popcorn and not fallen pieces of earwax...
Damn, good one boi.
Please shoot all future podcasts when you're all tired/sleepy. I've laughed so hard during this one, squirted water out of my mouth even. The sheer randomness, man
+1
The last ten minutes of this podcast feel like going for therapy after doing LSD. Serotonin has returned in 2021.
TISS BOYS! Thank you for being a ray of sunshine on a mundane Tuesday afternoon.
This podcast was on another league, haven't laughed like this since a looong time :"D
Being a left handed person, I want to correct Bawa that we don't write like that because of the elbow thing, but because we don't want to smudge the ink while writing, while right handed people fingers rest to the right side while writing left to right the ink does not smudge, and doesn't get on the finger, whereas when we left handed people write our resting fingers lie on the left side while writing left to right, and the ink smudges and gets on our fingers, also not all of us write like that, I personally don't and many left handed people I know don't write like that.
Also a second fact that was about strength, where we can show extra ordinary strength, it can hurt you at the same time, lets say you lift up a car in a stressed situation, you can clenched your jaw so hard that you can break your jaw and teeth at the same time and also hurt your muscles really badly.
Love you all.
Haven't laughed this hard in ages. I don't have friends and watching a TISS episode makes me feel like I am meeting my friends after a week and listening to their stories. I can watch TISS podcasts with four of you for life.
Dikh gaya comment.
the energy of this podcast was just different, especially varun's😂😂
18:20
'Yeh sunne aate ho tum'
I literally questioned myself.
No one :
Literally no one :
Adar : oh yeaah !!!
Cowtuk : So Sidhi & I . ..
No one :
Literally no one :
Varun : Paishe
@@soumyabisht2509 No one :
Literally no one :
Neville : The Rothschilds
Neville : JJWS is not a copy.
Neville : Aaron Sorkin
@@mattmurdock7336 No one :
Literally no one :
Bawa : Schadenfreude
Only the OGs know the first time Varun mentioned the Jelly fish story was on TLC’s Queens vs Kings
From Selmon Uncle to Clitick Roshan, what a journey we’ve had lol
Bawa finished 2nd only to Tom Cruise for Hottest Man Alive in 2020😂😂
TISS is such a bomb!! Yesterday I was on a marathon and slept off while listening to journalism podcast.....I was told I was laughing in my sleep too at your jokes!!!
Neville’s Words of the Day: Automative and Microfiber Towel.
bro, you're definitely getting invited to aadar's house :D
@@kritirajda5731 Well, I can neither confirm nor deny if that’s happening lolololololol
@@kritirajda5731 It’s a tough to choose among a Kiss, watching a Sex Tape and a visit to Aadar’s house lol
@Pokhraj Roy Are you dildar begum in tiss reddit?
@@kgdivya2383 Yes.
Baby residual memory is the OG hangover.
i laughed so much at Thakur's "Suraj ke moo mei machli kyu hai" joke 😂😂😂😂
update : its being 5 mins and i am still rewinding that part and laughing hysterically
love ya TISS
15:40
"hair has feelings"
~varun thakur 2021
Kautak- Fuck feelings 😂
I love it when varun hears something and straight away comes up with a funny bit 😂😂
Varun and gang you probably don't know how amazing y'all have been! I mean for people who don't have friends to talk or someone around.. y'all make us feel around people and friends!
Love You Guys!❤️
So true
@@ssiddarth :)
"Shembud = Warm melting ice-cream"
- Kautuk Shrivastava, 2021
18:26 haa Varun.. Hum exactly yahi sunne aate hai.. And guess what, we love it. Y'all are elite❤️
This was the funniest podcast in the history of podcasts ever...😂😂😂😂
I was literally having tears in my eyes because of constant laughter...
I was so frustrated due to the job and you guys made me forget every pain of my life...
Thank you very much...
Bhagwan tum sab ko Hrithik ki umar laga de😂😂😂
Representing left-handed people here: we write like that so that we don't smudge what we've already written 🙄
Y'all righties are too privileged to understand our struggles 🤦♀️
#merikoifeelingsnahihai?
👍
I know right...n dealin with people asking us whole our life "are tu lefty h, khati bhi left se h?"
Ball Pen ...try karo kabhi
@@AshishKumar-no9ns WOW, I've never considered ball pens.. didn't know they existed until now, thanks bro! *smh*
FYI, ball pen still has liquid ink.. it may be 'quick-drying' but still takes a while to dry, which is inconvenient when you're writing continuously. (adding this before more 'arey ch***yo ball pen use karo' replies come in from righteous righties)
@@garimabhatia1208 Yess!!!
All the frustration of 2020 was washed aways with this hilarious podcast....I have never laughed this hard. Best moments of podcast varun saying "mein bhi musician hun,mein kaan ke neeche bajata hoon"
My face is hurting, I have laughed so much with the Bihar Flight.
I love the fact that for every fact Varun has an imaginary conversation between two persons, one of whom always seems to say "Chacha idhar aao" 🤣 Another fun fact - doing a podcast at 1:30am causes uncontrollable fits of laughter about Patna plane sex and kaan ke neechey bajana, enough to wake Bawa out of 90 minutes of slumber !
Fun Trivia: Dimple Kapadia once said that Anil Kapoor is a ‘barber’s delight’.
Varun is simply following in her Footsteps.
Agaya bc ye wapas
The last 10 minutes of this podcast was like watching a series of car crashes to the Benny Hill soundtrack. On acid. While going downhill on Mt. Everest.
Varun's earbud story first heard on "Doctots" episode.
OG
When you thought the TISS podcast couldn't get any more "Bhai-er".
Kautuk being afraid of the Optician is so relatable. Those Owl looking glasses were the coolest!
A Girl asking " What do you like about me?"
Neville : Ye kali kali aankhein😂
Turu lub
My sexuality is four men discussing their hair care routine.
P. S Neville please drop your quarantine routine, i need a glow up as well!
PewDiePie : Most Handsome person on Internet for 2020
TISS Fans : X Doubt
Aadar quietly correcting Thakur. "Spouting" 🤣🤣🤣
I love how Kautuk and Varun break into Ek Hasina Thi😂
Varun Faking his eye test LIKE A BOSS!
I’m in love with Kautuk’s Jumper! So cute.
I lost it at ‘Indigo Baby’ because technically, Indigo happened in a Past Life lol
The Podcast was so long that my stomach lining has been replaced. Twice.
Also, DO WHATEVUR YOU WANNA DO.
That line 🤣🤣🤣
Varun is so funny.. Very dilliwala style jokes he makes. I can listen to him 365 days. Everyone should have a friend like him.
I loved that little improve Varun did when talking about Shark eye.
44:20
2021 peaked when the conversation goes from Injury to Hrithik Roshan. Also welcome to another edition of let's all wear black but Kautuk also loves colors.
Wtf being human😂😂😂
Salman is everywhere.
the only people I have waited for more other than my zomato delivery wala. TISS boissss OP. Alag hi khushi laate ho tum log ❤
"Plain" sex was damn hilarious... Laughed out so bad after so many months...Thank you guys.. :)
Hypothetical fact: Aadar is a Sloth in human form.
Hi... Being an Ophthalmologist (eye surgeon) specializing in Refractive (lasik)...
1. Yes, lasik is safe for numbers below minus 10 considering one wants to do it.. As its purely cosmetic surgery.
2. You would still get the reading glasses (presbyopia) after the age of 42 yrs.
3. Kautuk mentioned how his number kept increasing - Yes. Till u turn 18-20 yrs your minus numbers (myopia) trend to increase and are usually stable after that age.
4. Point 3 is the reason why lasik is advised after 20 yrs of age with stable numbers.
5. Any eye transplant is basically just the cornea transplant. We don't transplant the whole eye.
6. Goat eye etc are myths. It's just an artifical eye to cover an absent or damaged eye in the eye socket for a cosmetic good appearance.
7. Human eye does have 576 MP capacity. But make no mistake, there's a difference between MP and Screen resolution. Even in 8k - what it depicts is the number of pixels in a line. Whereas in terms of eye it's more like a camera.
Btw a big fan of tiss. 👍🏼😊
Kya hi episode!
Really enjoyed it guys!
Things learned:
Kan ke nitche bajana is also called as a musician.
Gym jani ki zaroorat nai hai Indigo flight from Mumbai to Patna is enough if you get your things done there along with hitting the head.
Bawa doesn't need gym membership if only he can read female comments blushing will do it's job.
Varun description makes me feel my finger has been cut! Great narrator.
18:05 wow that was so फणी
Vroon's impersonation of every non living object is "turu loobee❤️"
18:21 yes, I love listening to you guys for these. Feels like I'm also in conversation with you guys. Thanks for doing this ❤️
Thanks Kautuk for bringing it up, the teachers used to think I'm dumb and my parents did not believe when I mentioned that I can't see things clearly. One of the worst childhood trauma.
It's 3 in the night, and I'm laughing hysterically with you guys, i never laugh so much even when I'm with my friends, its like my weekly dose of laughter and genuine happiness therapy, please don't stop doing this ever, i wouldn't miss it for the world.
Just like the good old times, 100% facts and 200% bullshitery, love it,
My stomach hurts laughing so much
I love how ridiculous this podcast was. Amazing.
until 2020: varun doing acting,dancing and trying to be like hritikh
2021: let's make him just opposite of hritikh
😂😂
😂😂 lol
Technically it still happened in 2020😂
That's the reason his thumb got cut off aswell
Noone:
Varun : Fir se, repeat, dobara story bolunga.
Everyone seemed drunker/higher than usual!😂😂😂
Chaos!
Thank you for the lols!
💜
For me the funniest episode after ep. death. What a great start to the year. Vraun yur the funniest comedian i have seen, Keep up the amazing work you guys do.
TISS has become family away from family. Like what Friends the tv show is for people living in new cities, Tiss is equivalent of that and more to me. Luckily for me tiss is neither fictional nor limited to 10 seasons. I say this every time and mean it everytime that you guys make my life 10x better and I can't thank you enough. Love you 4 so much. tysm for existing and doing this podcast every week. You don't know your impact. xoxo
Eye's resolution is a massive point of debate, however there is no defined amount for it that everyone agrees on. Our eyes can see a lot more than we theoretically can measure which is why there are only estimates and not true facts.
I have just had the most miserable day, really looking forward to this next hour now
Sending warmth and goodness your way ☺️✨🙌🏻
Bawa has a left handed personality man! 💕💖
This is one of the most hilarious episodes. Couldn't stop laughing.
Neville wanting to end the podcast like 10 times and Varun not wanting to stop is hillarious...also „Main bhi Musician hoon, Kaan ke niche bajaata hoon“...loved every bit 😂😂😂😂
Varun was on another level today xD
That ‘Indigo Baby’ episode is literally the plot of ‘Sonar Kella’. Do watch it if you can. And to dispel stereotypes about me being an Intellectual Bengali, watch ‘Dangerous Ishhq’ too.
Fellow intellectual Bengali stan!♥️
If you're Dildaar Begum on Reddit, I am gonna hit you up for Agatha Christie talks soon!🙈🤗
@@shreyaroy3238 Anytime.
There are Marathi speaking Jews in Mumbai, and probably some Bengali Jews in Kolkata. I can completely relate to Varun's ear wax thing. When my ear wax was removed once, I could hear noises of traffic jam outside so much that it bothered me. Even running tap water sound felt unbearable for 2 days.
I mentioned Neville is hot in one comment and now it has been used consecutively by the other bois to make him blush.
I think now You guys can even talk about any topic and still manage to have some personal stories around it
Fun Fact: Hyperosmia is a condition that causes a heightened sense of smell. It’s the equivalent of Varun’s ear after an Ear Cleanup.
Kautuk breaking out into ‘Karz’ title song is worthy of a Standing Ovation.
AYEEEE MY REWARD FOR GIVING EXAMS IS HERE YAYYYYYY
This was way too much fun. My jaw hurts from laughing so hard
The last 10 mins were just on a different level 😂 Y'all are just amazing. Thanks guys ❤️
@varun thakur. Even I made a stupid mistake of cutting my finger with a knife. I thought I had lost my left hand index finger and fainted. Fortunately, it was only the outer skin and the knife did not reach my bones. Take care Varun and the rest of you guys and thanks for this episode.
Haven't laughed harder in any other episode ! Absolutely Loved it. Cheers
Podcast title Baap! Salman is TISS k ghar ka aadmi. Happy New Year to the TISS team & TISS army!
When I was in 3rd grade during the assembly I saw that a lice was going in and out of the girl's hair who was standing infront of me. So I picked it up and gave it to her. She never spoke to me again after that.
2021 already being good!!
Varun's voice is soo much better lol
This is can count one of the Hilarious Podcasts so far in Tiss... Made my day!!
I honestly just open these videos to see how Salman will be shoved in to the conversation.
Position: 01.20.50 Varun classic!
And a lot of laughter in between... Cowtuk I think... reminded me of my favorites Jim Carr.
The story Varun said about the indigo baby is actually true. The boy not only told about the dead body but also told about the murderer which was his neighbour then, and told about where he stashed the axe too.
How did he know about the stashing of axe after being killed?
@@ravneetpertola7388 yeh raaz bhi usike ke saath chala gaya😂
Varun waking up his hair😂😂😂😂