Our alphabet has 26 letters. Hiragana and katakana have 47 characters. Kanji has ~2,000 characters. There's probably a single character that means "Kogane." I'm not surprised she didn't happen to know it.
@@elixxon I find them incredibly fun, currently learning through Heisig's method. Even after 365 characters learned, I still can't read almost anything xD... but I'm getting there.
Sorry, I changed the title :D The title was originally as it is now before uploading, but I changed it for the sake of explicitness after I saw her stream. czcams.com/video/87RL_a8gBqc/video.html (☆New Program☆【Correct or End】Elementary-level Kanji-user challenges a reading test!) And then, I started to feel that the title might offend her.
@@SnakebitSTI Yes, but not really in this case. There are kanjis that are used mostly in names, but are rare outside of names. But 恋 (Koi / love) and 鐘 (Kane / bell) are both jouyou kanjis, so they are commonly used. Some kanjis have nanori readings, readings that are only used in names (which often come from old obsolete readings of the kanji). But neither 恋 nor 鐘 have nanori readings. 恋 is either ko, koi or ren. And 鐘 is kane, or rarely, shu or shou (some Chinese or Korean names may use 鐘 and pronounce it differently though, but this isn't the case here), because of rendaku, kane becomes gane (so, even if it says gane, it's still kane, the common reading of 鐘). So, it's a relatively easy name to guess, but names can get very confusing. That said, 恋鐘 is a made up name, as far as I know, only that character has that name. So it's understandable to not get it at first.
4:49 - Comments : "Shouldn't you write down her name?" Haachama : "No way! I can remember that! There is no way I would forget her name!" 5:18 - John Cena "Are you sure about that?" 😂😂😂
An interesting bit here. Kogane refers to herself as "uchi", the same way Ookami Mio does whenever she refers to herself. This was not lost to A-chan during Loli Mio's stream.
You should store the name of your waifu in your ssd, or in Haachama's case, in her hdd, and not in your ram. When Hachaama's brain gets turned off, all the data in her ram is lost, and this seems to happen quite often.
If you want to try Shiny Colors, there's an unofficial English patch! I'm one of the translators for Kogane, and it's great fun deciphering her dialect and then transforming it into a Southern US accent.
@@tuanquang1306 I've been occupied with other hobbies for the past years since then, so it's unlikely. I'd like to finish more of her core content, but I usually worked on non-card stuff or cards I have, so even then I'd probably not start with newer cards.
>Learns Japanese >go to Japan >gets a hougen girl... >breaks up a week after >brooding why you broke up... >realize it's because you can't understand a thing she says...
I heard japanese people remember names from their written letter so if the kanji are difficult they'll have harder times remembering it I'm glad romaji are easy to remember
To put into perspective how easy (hard) it is to remember her name, Kogane can be split into 恋 ko(i) [love] and 鐘 gane [bell]. 恋 is an N3 level kanji (think basic conversation) and 鐘 is an N2 level kanji (think business conversation). Though as a native, her contact with said kanji might differ.
I really don't understand why she cannot read this one, as a native. I may understand that it is unusual for 恋 to be read as ko but 鐘 should be very easy to remember. It even has the same radical and partial pronunciation as 鋼 (hagane), the kanji for iron. Reading: maybe unusual but she says her name herself ingame Remembering: absolutely easy imo
LoL, greatly done translation edit there bruh! 👍 How many kanji’s does Japanese written language have? 🤔I have this memory of having heard them having over a hundred kanji letters, and folk not using all of them. (May explain Haachama’s memory ”problem” (not)) Haachama choosing first idol based on dialect (pffft! Nope! We all know why, right?) kinda surprized me, even though so called ”book languages” in every language is just simply created from every dialect together or chosen one specific dialect to act as the ”book language” teached at schools. (That’s atleast how it is with my mother language... 🙄) I do like dialects, especially East provinces’s dialects in my nation. Dialects of east are very fun to listen and split out from mouth, compared to West dialects and one particular ”speeching defect”... 😂😅 This one ”speech defect” of a dialect could be best described as something what worst engrish sounds in the ear of folk with English as their motherlanguage... 😅 But overall, I recommend to listen dialects. 🙏😇
"Size is not all that matters!"
We're in, boys.
But face. And money.
Yeah, for me I'm just worried that mine is too big
@@topp4362 I see, you're a man of realism as well.
@@topp4362
Don't worry. She probably won't even notice it.
speak for yourself ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
She's blinded by lust, she can't even read
Our alphabet has 26 letters. Hiragana and katakana have 47 characters. Kanji has ~2,000 characters. There's probably a single character that means "Kogane." I'm not surprised she didn't happen to know it.
@@BlissBatch He's joking y'know?
And kanji 恋鐘 not so hard to remember, it just Haato being Haachama www
@@hotkokoa Basically the reason why I can't learn Japanese is the Kanji is just too much for my brain so.....
@@BlissBatch Those ~2k kanji are the most used ones, there's like 10k kanji in total and a lot of them have very specific meanings.
@@elixxon I find them incredibly fun, currently learning through Heisig's method. Even after 365 characters learned, I still can't read almost anything xD... but I'm getting there.
anime girl reviewing anime girls. impressive..
Meta as meta can get
@@jeat8986 we are nearing the pinnacle of our culture.
This is peak civ
this is 2020 afterall
What a time to be alive.
they should have insulted her "you cant even remember your wife's birthday"
Too bad she couldn't use a phone call joker to call Kogane to ask her name this time lol
well what you expect from someone who include 30th to her february calendar
Wait she has a wife?
@@enlightenedera2816 its watame tsunomaki
@@enlightenedera2816 They got married in a Minecraft church. But they do keep acting like spouses lol
Kanata: talks about every idol in every idol group for 1 hour and thinks really hard about which one to pick.
Haato: BEWBS!
to be fair, Kanata spent a surprising amount of that time on the pros n cons of the various 'bewbs' as well ;) including Kogane's...
Title: Haachama can't read kanji
Me: Good, we have something in common
Sorry, I changed the title :D
The title was originally as it is now before uploading, but I changed it for the sake of explicitness after I saw her stream. czcams.com/video/87RL_a8gBqc/video.html
(☆New Program☆【Correct or End】Elementary-level Kanji-user challenges a reading test!)
And then, I started to feel that the title might offend her.
@@user-do5or6mo6e It's alright, I think Haachama offending her viewers and her viewers offending Haachama is already an established dynamic lol
I also can't read kanji... Nor katakana... Nor hiragana...
Furigana is a godsend.
What is "furigana"?
Haachama: *can't read kanji*
Viewers: HAACHAMA!?
@@SnakebitSTI Yes, but not really in this case. There are kanjis that are used mostly in names, but are rare outside of names. But 恋 (Koi / love) and 鐘 (Kane / bell) are both jouyou kanjis, so they are commonly used. Some kanjis have nanori readings, readings that are only used in names (which often come from old obsolete readings of the kanji). But neither 恋 nor 鐘 have nanori readings. 恋 is either ko, koi or ren. And 鐘 is kane, or rarely, shu or shou (some Chinese or Korean names may use 鐘 and pronounce it differently though, but this isn't the case here), because of rendaku, kane becomes gane (so, even if it says gane, it's still kane, the common reading of 鐘). So, it's a relatively easy name to guess, but names can get very confusing.
That said, 恋鐘 is a made up name, as far as I know, only that character has that name. So it's understandable to not get it at first.
@@SnakebitSTI of course you know everything about Japanese random online stranger. About as believable as flat earth conspiracies :)
My banshee can't be this forgetful. Imagine if she played a detective game lmfao.
Bruh, you really gonna call Haachama banshee??
Banshee is not THAT loud
Hauahauaha banshee
Hachama scream would make any Banshee regret they even exist
....its done already, i can't see hachaman as a human anymore, shes a banshee now
your comment made my day xD
Haato: *stare intensely at Kogane* and started drooling
White shenron: you are disgusting
Fubuki shenron hahaha
*"DAMN YOU CREEPY"*
@@sub2suisei oh ye i forgot thx
"Sunao ni, kimoi", Fubuki
I read that as "Frankly, creepy" but idunno
@@PO-xk3qd yeah you're correct , sunao ni can be translated as to be frank,to be honest & to be real
Haachama: "Size is not all the matter!"
Also Haachama: 0:53
Truly Queen of Degenerates
Let's be honest. We all have a friend who tried to learn another Language but ended up bad at both languages and keep forgetting like Haachama.
Me moving onto french after just learning english
*THAT'S DEFINITELY ME*
This is me trying to learn Japanese after English
That's definitely me...
yup,that's me
I wont forget her name, not in a million years. Literally minutes later, “uhhhhmmmmm”
Haachama is simply beyond the way we comprehend time. ;P
Certified HAACHAMA!? moment. One for the compilation, boys.
4:49 - Comments : "Shouldn't you write down her name?"
Haachama : "No way! I can remember that! There is no way I would forget her name!"
5:18 - John Cena "Are you sure about that?" 😂😂😂
0:53 The Hell are you doing Haachama
Same as so many of the rest of us would do playing that game, let's be honest here.
Showing her degeneracy
"There's no way I would forget her nname
-Famous last words before burned by viewers
An interesting bit here.
Kogane refers to herself as "uchi", the same way Ookami Mio does whenever she refers to herself. This was not lost to A-chan during Loli Mio's stream.
Where is this loli Mio stream
21:55
czcams.com/video/8NKcDwv7DVY/video.html
Chat spamming "she got swayed by 93" when Haachama chose Kogane
Haachama : dialect girl is cute right
Me : (remember about Korone) yeah
This is what happens when you only have 4gb of RAM
You should store the name of your waifu in your ssd, or in Haachama's case, in her hdd, and not in your ram. When Hachaama's brain gets turned off, all the data in her ram is lost, and this seems to happen quite often.
This feels like a sarcasm LOL
Kogane= a 19 years old idol
Haato= a 3 years old idol
Hotel= Trivago
She pretty much just set herself up for the "I won't forget her name. Not in a million years" quote
She forgot her wife’s birthday so it’s not really surprising that she can forget Kogane’s name
To be fair, she also forgot her mom's and dad's birthdays.
Wait that doesn't make it better...
@@yoursonisold8743 I don't remember anyone's birthday either.
If nobody says anything, my own birthday will pass without me realizing too. :p
@@yoursonisold8743 eh... your here too XD
Noice
@@justkats9371 Same. I thought my birthday was a day later than it was until the time rolled around.
Haato's brain:
*milk falling over scene from spongebob*
If you want to try Shiny Colors, there's an unofficial English patch! I'm one of the translators for Kogane, and it's great fun deciphering her dialect and then transforming it into a Southern US accent.
Hey, Its late but thanks for your translated! Hope you can translate more of Kogane's Producer card, she is very sweet and cute!
@@tuanquang1306 I've been occupied with other hobbies for the past years since then, so it's unlikely. I'd like to finish more of her core content, but I usually worked on non-card stuff or cards I have, so even then I'd probably not start with newer cards.
*That one guy in the chat* :
93 ! !
I wonder if yagoo ever had this problem, I mean remembering all your idols names must be tough
If those idols gave you heart attacks, I think not
Unlike Haachama, Yagoo probably has written memos of their names.
I mean, I don't, and it's his job, so...
When "smol brain" gets a whole new definition
2:43 , 93 power lol
>Learns Japanese
>go to Japan
>gets a hougen girl...
>breaks up a week after
>brooding why you broke up...
>realize it's because you can't understand a thing she says...
She forgot her name immediately. Proves that she recognised Kogane only by chest.
Haato's spirit animal is a pig, but Haachama's is a goldfish.
"she has a nice dialect"
[Insert jojo]
Me: yes yes yes
Hey baby
"Dialect girl" is cute, isn't it?
Yeah... i know
Haachama really woman of culture
I heard japanese people remember names from their written letter
so if the kanji are difficult they'll have harder times remembering it
I'm glad romaji are easy to remember
It's Haachama, so all is forgiven.
So massive, it can bend light.
But mostly bend haachama memory
Cute and yet have small capacity of memories
Is hachaama my ancestor?
"Theres no way i can forget her name, not in a million years"
Yeah right..
Haachama!?
another certified HACHAMA?!!?!!? moment
Haachama say "KOGANEKOGANEKOGANE" looks likes Matsuri Chan say FubukiFubukiFubuki
Every time she streams its basically a はあちゃま?! moment
you know, people normally won't forget things like the name of your fav waifu...
and yet...
HAACHAMA?!
funny to see Haachama fangirling over Kogane's oppai, considering Haachama is no slouch in that department either
"warning:Watch out for the volume. Don't use an earphone.
"
Wha-... You want that everyone in a house could hear her?
Yes. Spread Haachama's love and teachings. Preferably put it on a loud speaker so the entire neighborhood may enjoy.
Chad move with no headphones
To put into perspective how easy (hard) it is to remember her name, Kogane can be split into 恋 ko(i) [love] and 鐘 gane [bell]. 恋 is an N3 level kanji (think basic conversation) and 鐘 is an N2 level kanji (think business conversation). Though as a native, her contact with said kanji might differ.
I really don't understand why she cannot read this one, as a native. I may understand that it is unusual for 恋 to be read as ko but 鐘 should be very easy to remember. It even has the same radical and partial pronunciation as 鋼 (hagane), the kanji for iron.
Reading: maybe unusual but she says her name herself ingame
Remembering: absolutely easy imo
My Idol can't be this Cultured season 2
Haachama chama moment
Matsuri was right about her needing to brush up on her Japanese as well.
Haachama:Theres no way i will forget her name
She did forget seconds later...and she even dont know watames birthday her waifu
Wait, Watame is Hachama's waifu?
@@diegov166 You must be new in this hell hole, I presume
@@rottenapple01 well... Yes, I'm new
@@diegov166 They married in minecraft, look it up
I recently watch that video but Haato says "no" to Watame and later ask her for become her bride (again)
this is the day haachama still in control....
7:09 every time she does this, for some odd reason when I read the subtitles, all I can see is neko
Title: The most "Haachama!?" moment Ever
Not anymore...
Back then a “Haachama!?” Moment meant she did a stupid mistake
Now it means something completely different
Akai Haato? Who? This is clearly Haachama
Nice editing btw
The irony here is that they're both "huge" 😏
Haachama.exe has stopped responding.
Ngl i can related to haachama for loving waifus with dialect
Back when she was transitioning into Haachama but still mostly Haato
Kentaru Miura wants to know your location:
Obligatory HAACHAMA!?
Sleep deprivation is real
haachama please
3:15
is it possible for anime girls to get early stage alzheimer's?
Well they always forget the weird things they did.
Yes, it's unfortunate, but Marine-senchou already has Alzheimer's due to her old age :(
@@Kortexual f in the chat for our mom
I just love his edit on what viewers said
Haachama.exe stopped the moment her brain came across Trojan_oppai.exe
Do not touch fluffy sheep. We contentedly observe from a non-creepy distance.
Haachama I see we have similar tastes lol well I was here because of Kogane's VA but still
This seriously reminded me of "Your name" , the movie.
Haachama was really just focusing on the bust size -_-
If someone would clip Watame's review on the girls and the game's illust, Haachama would pale in comparison
Akai Haato still silly and naive
"Gotta upgrade ram" lol
damn i miss her badly
yesss fondle them meloonss
*Touching breast*
Haachama : UEEEH UEEEH UEEEH UEEEH
0:54
It's either oppai breaks Hachaama or drops her IQ.
Baachama wwww
Haachama having "kimi no nawa" moment
Hahaha "your name..." i can't rememeber 🤣
I laughed a lot 😂
Nice work bro
Virtual Idolception
プロデューサーちゃま???
It's okay haachama. Kanji's my weakness too.
kioku nainatta...
Akihiko be like 0:20
Now I wanna see her do BanG Dream...
HACHAMA CHAMA?!
KOGANEKOGANEKOGANEKOGANE
Neko ga?
Imagine getting hired to be an idol only for the producer to forget your name
Haha idol fangirling idol XD
Obaachama?!
*ヅフフフフ intensifies*
She can see watame in her...
Many Hololive has been playing im@s Shiny Colors.
And addicted to gambling into gacha hell.
LoL, greatly done translation edit there bruh! 👍
How many kanji’s does Japanese written language have? 🤔I have this memory of having heard them having over a hundred kanji letters, and folk not using all of them. (May explain Haachama’s memory ”problem” (not))
Haachama choosing first idol based on dialect (pffft! Nope! We all know why, right?) kinda surprized me, even though so called ”book languages” in every language is just simply created from every dialect together or chosen one specific dialect to act as the ”book language” teached at schools. (That’s atleast how it is with my mother language... 🙄)
I do like dialects, especially East provinces’s dialects in my nation. Dialects of east are very fun to listen and split out from mouth, compared to West dialects and one particular ”speeching defect”... 😂😅 This one ”speech defect” of a dialect could be best described as something what worst engrish sounds in the ear of folk with English as their motherlanguage... 😅
But overall, I recommend to listen dialects. 🙏😇
"How many kanji's does Japanese written language have?"
Me: "Yes"
How did she survived overseas?
Kogachama!?
And now she posted "You're degenerates" on CZcams oof
Hope she's not gonna end up like gibara x)