Local warns to not wear 7-11 Cologne here 🇵🇭
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That was a polite way to say, your cologne stinks. 😂
@@Chicken.go.cra.you wouldn’t say that
@@Chicken.go.cra.your not that guy
@@Chicken.go.cra. Too wordy, I can see why you take your comebacks to the internet
@916bambam you ain't gonna do shit Mr internet tough guy, lmao
@@Chicken.go.cra.and you my friend are the perfect example of a keyboard warrior, you say all this now but if we are being real if you were in any real confrontation you would most definitely run
That dude been in the water so long he picked up a barnacle
😭😭😭😭 underrated comment
Made me laugh way more than it should’ve 😂
BROOO😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Omgg 🤣🤣🤣
That mans back pack spoke,
Bespoke backpack couture
🎯🤣🎯🤣@@Surmise_This
"Who run Bartertown?"
His partner. Damn y’all go out your way to not call us humans. Then wonder why we say mean things
Llol
I like the way he laughed when he said his own joke hahaha
Typical Filipino tito lol
Cool. He's a funny guy
Relatable
That seems so backwards to me. Are you not supposed to laugh at your own joke? Tf? Can people not find themselves funny? If you don't find your own joke funny and don't laugh at it yourself, why even make the joke?
@@JohnH997 golden reply
I think he was talking about his wife 😂
Skulled his ass
Fr
Men wear cologne women wear perfume so probably was talkin about him self
😂
His wife is a gentleman?
I love how she’s just chillin on his back like a koala😂
😂
the lynx effect maybe
Def lynx effect... I was mean to grandson in his teens .. made him put it on after he had left our property... he is 30 now and laughs with me.
Its so wholesome
Homegirl is in love.
Grampa cheesing like he made the hardest joke ever 😂
It's a polite way of saying, "Your body stinks. You may not come near me."
Lmfao he thought he cooked with that joke 😂😂
@@Elite_Employeeyour head is cooked
@@HighLander-mp6vh yeah okay lmao you guys do it to yourself man
@@Elite_Employeehe did 😂
His wife is like “yeah I’ve heard this 167 times”
That dude is in amazing shape for his age
You don’t even know how old he is 🤣
@@noahgraham69 he's old obv
@@noahgraham69he’s definitely over 50
@@ThirdProletariathe may be 40 and look really old so all yall need to Stop bullshitting
What if hes in terrible.shape and is 25 years old?
He’s funny, he’s in great shape and clearly still loves his wife. He’s living the good life
Wish I had a wife I could love 💀
Incredible how you could come up with all this by watching an 8 second clip
@@user-rl9ub7nz2h All statements made were observational, meaning anyone with two eyeballs can come to the same conclusion; so wtf are you going on about, mate?! Or are you really that lonely and miserable that you believe everyone else must also feel the same? Because as a married woman with three children and a somewhat happy life, I can assure you not everyone is as miserable and unloved as you
@@user-rl9ub7nz2hshe has a huge imagination
@@user-rl9ub7nz2hyes, some people are just more observant than others. You can get there too if you leave your ego behind and pay attention to surroundings.
"ahh okay,is that how you caught that one?"
"Yes.😃"
He thought he ate
Right
Pretty sure that was the joke lmaoo
@birdie7910 well gaht damn birdie,I tried my best lol
The scenery is gorgeous.
gotta love Filipino locals who's known English and foreigners well 😂
is he messing with them?
@@jesseray9944there are actually a lot of fish who will bite you in the ocean, might not be based on the reason the gentleman said but in Palawan you always have to look out for jellyfish and territorial fish
They're not locals what are you on about
That’s not a local but a foreigner too
That's not from Philippines all pignoys can't speak fluent English
LoL, he wasn't warning you, he just didn't wanna smell your cheap cologne to close to him
Right! He was making sure that smell wasn't gonna blow on him.
People like that have issues. If smells
bother them this much there’s something wrong with how they breathe. I noticed a lot of swimmers/people at the beach seem to have this issue more often.
@@nick-dq1hhyou mean through their nose rather as a mouth breather 🤔
@@nonya180 He’s a nose breather, we both get that. But he’s suctioning at the wrong point and it’s making him a hyped-smeller. Where his shallow Jose breathing finds a lot of smells to be too vivid. And honestly, I’ve found this type of person is black and white. Wants everything to smell amazing, yet has a nose that can usually find the bad smells first. Just an observation as a professional house cleaner
@nick-dq1hh yeah they want stuff to smell good who doesn't and hes obviously gonna want to smell something good if his nose is powerful
Ms. DeathGrip is never letting go of her catch.
She was smiling she knew it was coming he said that like 50 times before
Sweet couple never seperated each other so sweet. Maybe others envy ..hehehe
Never? So you saw them beside this 20sec short?
She has her penis in him that’s why
@@dkmutube3314my boy cant let any positivity exist
@@dkmutube3314chill bro let something positive exist
If she does some local hooker might approach. Must mark the territory
I want to be living like this guy when i get older. Who am i kidding; i want to be living this guy's life now
It's attractive to be elderly, fit and a good mind. Repent, get closer to Jesus and live abundantly.
@@ilovenoodles7483
It sucks getting old
He's 23
@@ilovenoodles7483 hard to get closer to someone that ive never met and don't know if they ever even existed
@@drhexagonapus you can meet Jesus. He is real.
U see how these people are having a long happy marriage..❤❤❤
Damn man, he did you dirty 😂😂 and you went with it 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
Him going along with it made his smartass remark useless lol. Only haters make uncalled-for comments like that lol. I know from experience.
He got roasted so bad it wasn’t even funny it went over his head!!🤣🤣🤣
Lol is he supposed to get butthurt or try to flip it onto him? 😂 Bro could’ve stayed totally silent & there would be comments li these on what he shoulda did 🤣
Was he supposed to be that guy nobody wants to hang with and completely lose his cool in front of all those people just to be laughed at
So you're the type who can't takes jokes lol. Relax a bit mate
You can tell this guy had swag and was cool all his life.
ikr a literal chad with woman all over him xD
Seems like he’s trying too hard to go back to how he was in high school
@@ploodohplanit8259huh? You gathered that from a 30 second video? Is that his wife of 40 years? Or a woman he just met? Oh wait, you don’t know and neither do I - you’re just making bizarre assumptions online.
@@andydietrich3689seriously lol some people just all over the place with their comments
@@SirCharlzTV that’s what I’m becoming to realize at the age of 29 with all these platforms post Covid
What a beautiful place!
El Nido?? A beautiful, beautiful place!
I’m in the Dominican Republic right now and I’ve never seen so many older folks in love. The air is filled with love.
And old people must… that tangy mothball aroma
Wow bro, I’ve been there before. Now that you point it out I see it
People outside of the US don't get divorced like Americans do 😂 so yes that's why you see old people still in love
@@jayjones148 🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
I am not doing this today😁
life is beautiful for everyone until you go behind closed doors lol
I like his backpack.
Lmao I just commented the same exact thing xD great minds think alike.
More like elementary minds think a like. What’s great about what he said
he was roasting your cologne 😂
That line was so smooth, it went right over your head
Whoosh. I bet he still didn’t get the joke when he uploaded this 😂
He clearly got it that's why he said do they exist and then asked if he was in the safe area. Obviously there's no safe area they're in open fookin water 🤦🏽
Bruh you must not pick up on human vocal tones very well because the dude clearly got the joke
It sou nded , to me, more of a passive aggressive 'back off' kinda comment rather than a joke.
I think the conversation went over your head because his comment made it clear he understood just fine
Just clinging to his back like a barnacle😂
hahah
That's funny 😂
Lmao
You think calling older women barnacles is cute? None of you have caught the rude language you’re using to describe....a piggyback ride? What have never been liked enough to receive one or you just ageist?
Woman haters enjoy your hand. Filth.
That place looks amazing
Filipino tourist guides were trained to entertain and the best part of it, trained to take good cellphone photos.
Like any job or profession... seems like there's a point I'm missing here.
@@createcontent4me-dx8lyYou ever been to the real world? Most people who work aren’t well trained at all
@@FCSOWMD why should they be? they aren't valued for their skillset, rather the fact they are a disposable body...
Why do you think he’s a guide? he has his wife on his back?
@@createcontent4me-dx8ly What a lazy pov of life. People like yourself like to wallow in pity and not do anything about it.
Lmao homeboy got himself a first world sugar mama
They both look so old though
Bro I was about to say.... my man made it
Awwww, they’re so cute!
“Does the territorial fish exist? 😅
“Yes, they do! 😂 “
“So is this the safe area?🗿”
Those rock formations are amazing
They truelly are!
I remember going beneath a rock like that at some sort of ruins in FL. coolest experience ever but there are hella spiders and water bugs crawling on the ceiling so beware if you ever get to explore formations like this lol
@@hiphiphoogray sounds about right for florida
@@hiphiphoogray 🤣 things are always prettier at a distance. So I'll keep mine
Coron Palawan. Clear water, unspoiled
But for real, small territorial fishes exist near rocks where they breed their eggs. They felt like multiple ant stings when the try to attack you. But after that it felt ok.
haha everyone commenting here is wrong
I got bit by a territorial fish in Philippines. I yelped to say something bit me and every tour guides face dropped. Once I described it they reassured me it was a territorial fish but my thought was "is there something here more dangerous😳 "
He's calling himself the territorial fish 😂
The dude is telling the truth with an added joke.
Glad to see another double plural user using it correctly
That dude went swimming with a whole ass dishwasher on his back
Thank you, Nico!
The way he laughed to himself after saying that was so wholesome
Wholesome? Lmao you guys just find any reason to use that word hahahahaha just stop already
@@Kindle_One Well then clearly, in your world, to define has come to mean the same thing as to understand. You think just by knowing the words you can understand? Get over yourSelf.
@@Kindle_Onesuckle on my teet
@@Rent-A-Mind you corny as hell lmao
He looked so proud of his joke😂
It’s the only thing he has to offer his poor village lmao
@@kennypowers1945 That wasn't intended for you but u sure got offended lol
Hahahaaaa sir roasted you in the most polite way ever
He's saying your perfume smells cheap af 😂
That’s when you go ‘oh no, I hope they aren’t biting you too hard’ in a NICE tone. Tease back! It’s lighthearted
DUDEDUDEDUDEDUDEDONTMOVEDONTMOVEDONTMOVE!!!!! I see one....[Creeps up, raises hand.....]
[SMACKS THE SHIT OUT OF HIS WIFE/GIRLFRIEND]
YOU GOTTA WATCH OUT FOR THOSE TERRITORIAL FISH MAN! THAT ONE WAS CLINGING TO YOUR BACK! It's all good though, I see another I got you covered!
@@nignamedmutt7270😅😂😂
😂😂😂💯💯💯‼️‼️‼️
Ahright😂
But only one of them is actually smelly
Plot twist... hes the territorial fish
I'm pretty sure that's what he was implying
I’m pretty sure he was talking about his wife holding onto him. They’re so sweet, that’s relationship goals! ☺️❤️
What a beautiful area ..
Such a sweet couple
Nope
Beautiful Philippines❤
El nido palawan
Coron Palawan
From Ethiopia❤ one my dream places to visit is Philippines
Where is this place tho
She said no no yeah stay over there 😊
I was in el nido a week ago! It was beautiful
Im going to have to steal this. I have MCS so I have a allergy sensitivity to artificial smells and chemicals. My worst reactions are from people wearing perfumes and colognes.
Me too.
That & chlorine/bleach, & cleaning chemicals.
I never wear cologne. I think it's repulsive to smell. Having that clean laundry smell though, now that's a good smell.
womp womp
@@nohandskiller8912 pmow pmow
What a place to live, these locals are blessed.
Yea except they can't really ever enjoy it cause they're poor as shit and always working
@@makk206 How do you know they are poor in the first place?
@@makk206poor as sh!t, but those locals doesn’t even look poor. That place was only a part of 7000+ islands of the Philippines and you don’t need to be rich to enjoy our beaches.
@@makk206relatable
@@ivymellemoscoso2141 maybe only you are poor the Philippines is not a poor country your are brainwashed by mainstream media and social that Phils is Poor. We have more local Tourist in our country that Foreigners, even in the time of Pandemic.
Lol he is clowning you bro 😂 Those arent even locals. Looks like a retired couple living their best life in the islands. Hope you enjoyed Philippines 🇵🇭
Eh could be an expat. So local not local.
The girl looks Caucasian but the guys is local
@@lukadoncic7205probably grew up in the Philippines and lived in the states all his life
Both are very local.
I've met dozens of uncles like this in hawaii
I love him! 😂 He laughs at his own jokes ❤
Filipino dad jokes are the best 😂
He was cracking himself up 😂
What a beautiful place
The hard diss! Omg! 😂😂😂 he's a savage.
Man is speaking from experience 😂 thats how he got that fish on his back
OG looks ripped. I’m watching this mid set on chest day, so I’m motivated.
I thought he was going to say “so did the territorial fish bite you?” 😂😂
That line only works if the guy's wearing cheap funky cologne also.
That’s is pure Filipino. There is always an uncle cracking a benign joke.
the territorial fish is on his back 😂 😂 what a cute couple
Plot twist: he's the territorial fish
😑😏
He was talking about his wife lol,as an autistic I would never understand it without reading the comments
LOL that dude looks like he needs to take a bite of his own medicine😂
I like how he laughs after he says it lol
That dude wins the internet with that one😂😂😂
Old man got jokes 😅
I been to Palawan Philippines and its nice there😮
Yes! I went there too in 2007...❤
Yes I went back In 2017
I love Palawan's beauty, but too many tourists and restrictions.
Bruh he totally got you lol..I cant believe that went over head the first time.😂
Why does this look like avatar
They seem like fun people to hang out with.
Beautiful area ❤
That fish is a mini stop contractor!
No! Its Uncle John’s now.
Being half Filipino and have been to the Philippines…most do know English, but speak there respective dialects
"Being half Filipino..." Which half ? *
* Standard joke in our household, as the kidiots are just that.
I like how he cracks up from his own joke. 😂
"Hello Mister George"
Dude is living his best life.
Shoulda said “looks like you bought a wild animal from 7-11” lol
She never stopped smiling because she knew shenanigans were about to ensue.
Look at that woman’s arms! She got some muscle lol and she look very good at that Age. Must be staying active.
No she doesn’t lmao
Legends say she is still piggyback riding on his back to this day!
Where else would she piggyBACK ride? On his front?
@@ayeshak6822 she switches to that spot at night time actually
Good info😊
He thought he ate!! The silent laugh when he turned away
That dude looks like a retired U.S Navy Filipino-American living back home in the Philippines. It's a common practice to go home after retirement.
He looks like he is barely surviving in some shit village lol. Couldn’t be me 😂
@@kennypowers1945 keep being your comment only like buddy lmao
@@giantmanicehe’s not. He insulted the guy. He wasn’t born on American soil. Americans don’t say dumb stuff and insult people randomly. I would’ve been like. Don’t ever insult me, by the time I was 21 I did more then that old man did in his entire lifetime. His wife is beyond ugly. I know because I have a beautiful girlfriend. I would be so embarrassed if I made an outburst about what another man smells like.
I've had many dreams in places like these.. 😢
Reading “Seven-11” feels so alternate reality to me
Bro memorized what google translate told him to say lmaooo
Now that is a line, we should memorize, the next time you see someone filming and you are sitting in a restaurant shoving food in your mouth or praying in a sacred temple, you can tell them about a territorial dog that bites people if they are wearing a cologne from 7 eleven. Love it.
Tell them about a territorial, biting beggar instead, they will run as far as their Thai-elephant-panted-legs will carry them 😂😂😂
Very human comment
Not sure if I’d put eating food and praying in a tamale in the same boat but I agree with the message
But what is the comeback after saying that if i was the one shoving food in my mouth think iwth me
@@jw1714how do you get inside the tamale to pray? Wouldn't it be hot and saucy? Not to mention the size
His face when he hit the punchline 😂😂😂
Old man got rizz
I would recommend the exact same, but expand the perimeters of the range to 'everywhere'.
I showered, ate 3 meals, and didn't have a panic attack today!
Here 🍪, for you.
Nah but fr you did better than I did today.
❤🎉
Man I miss Coron whenever I retire I’m definitely going back to the Philippines and moving there these people have the right idea, although I’m gonna miss legal kush in Canada 🤣
We have weed here too!
@jerome-xg8fr you know the wrong people!
I'll bet they grow 🔥
That man just hit yo ahh and laughed about it in yo face 🤣
Grandpa got jokes lol
This kids is what a Giga Chad Sigma in the wild looks like circa 2023.
Omg I went there during the summer it was the bestttttt the corals were unbelievableeeee!
Where is this ??
That’s a pretty good joke from a guy that probably ate a bowl of spiders for lunch.
And I thought the cameraman never dies, he's killin em😂
Man i really miss when we used to greet people good morning/afternoon/evening even if we're just passing by. Please let's bring it back.
You've never been outside...
You can start doing that anytime lol nobody is stopping you
Move to Canada then lol
@@weebly_ before cellphones and the internet blew up, at least, from where I come from
chronically internet bound person wanting something to comeback that has never left